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they should invent a new type of guy that enjoys water, and plays fun sports like soccer and tennis. lots of guys like water but they HATE soccer and tennis, and tons of guys play soccer and tennis, but they'll only drink milk

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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white people have the sauce sometimes and dont even know it

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Memories in stone

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guess what i got back into

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Are you 'Doge'? Because wow.

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i see "men bad" jokes as very similar to suicide jokes. like making them every once in a while isn't the worst thing, but if you Keep making them constantly. it DOES shape how you start thinking and you WILL become a more unpleasant and bitter person and also make people around you uncomfortable. and sometimes you just gotta choose to not make or engage with certain jokes, even if they are amusing to you, because its just not who you wanna be

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🌧⚔️🗝

The gerls

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it used to be 2007 you know

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you're so right hen

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

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just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!

He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.

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I got some new colored pencils for Christmas and haven’t gotten to use them until now so here’s Hyacinth in a fancy little outfit, traditional style