#my butt hurts 🤣😭

[hurricanek8art]

...I sat here. On the floor with the dog sleeping up against my back. Typing out this ficlet-y thing on my tablet notes app for like... twelve hours. All night. No sleep. Towards the end there I don't think I took a break for a while. Last time I ate was... 6:30PM? 7, maybe? I don't know, I sat down to write and blinked, and the PM switched to AM.

The only reason I stopped was I finished writing literally an entire one-third of it, realized oh, the sun is up, and then Sylvie (dog in question) woke up because I moved and decided to attempt to stick her tongue down my ear canal because she has really weird ways of expressing her affection. Or concern. Whichever applies here. Either way it shocked me out of the writing hyperfixation.

I think I'm gonna eat something, use the bathroom and take a nap. 🙃

[allofuswantgwinam]

i hate that every time i set a boundary with my mom after the fact I want to cry and throw up l

[dirt-str1der]

I said i hated cavetown then my friend dante showed me his favourite cavetown song and it peeled the skin of my scalp off my skull like a thick grapefruit skin. I cannot believe how wrong i was. Also i figured out why my stomach is aching and pulsing and my lips are constantly splitting open i am so dehydrated

[chrisevansonly]

𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬

✯social media au

✯lando norris x equestrian!female reader

✯you can always count on lando to be the best horsey boyfriend there is <3

✯another request!! as a horse girl i couldn’t resist 🫣 im slowly working through my requests, which thank you to everyone for sending things in!! <3

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King and I take on the Euro Circuit! He’s been coming along so nicely, always working so hard and doing his very best! thank you to my team, my trainers and of course my very sweet boy lando for helping this week, I couldnt have done it without you all🩷🩷

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username yes slaying as usual!!!

username king looks so good 🫶🏻

equinebritain great work out there y/n and king!

landonorris next time sign me up, i’ll win a medal too

>yninstagram yes baby, i wanna see this!

>danielricciardo HAHAHAH $5000 says you won’t!

landonorris always proud of you baby🩷

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track to the barn, to the track to the barn, im basically a multitalented athlete 😁

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username okay but lando is looking fine as hell this weekend

yninstagram yeah you are baby, ready for your first show?

>landonorris HELL YEAH

>carlossainz55 he’s lying, he’s shaking rn

>landonorris am not

mclaren make sure to wear orange when you jump norris! 😁🧡

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traded in my boots and spurs for some fast cars! I can’t wait to see you do what you do best baby, go lando go!🧡

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username yes big weekend!! go lando!

username we love a supportive girlfriend

username orange looks good on you y/n!

mclaren our favourite athletic couple is back!🧡

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landonorris always love having my good luck charm with me♥️

>yninstagram 🥰🥰

username when will we see y/n drive an f1 car?👀

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before anyone asks, yes life has been great, yes y/n actually got me on a horse…no I will not be showjumping 😁

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wagsoff1 ♥️♥️

username lando slays as usual

yninstagram thank you for always showering me with all the love possible, ps i’m gonna get you to ride with me all the time🥰

>landonorris i love you so much but my butt hurts too much💀

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danielricciardo when is it my turn?

>yninstagram come to the barn this weekend!!😁

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of poop, mentions of homophobia (joke), mentions of men getting pregnant

Desc: here the boys discuss whether men can get pregnant or not and other shenanigans. this also very fucking stupid

Mikey: i just took the biggest shit

Mikey: you guys will not believe the sheer size of this thing like it's as big as my forearm

Mikey: makes me wonder how women give birth

Kazutora: ?

Draken: keep this shit to yourself what the hell is wrong with you

Mikey: how can i keep this shit to myself when i've already flushed it down the toilet🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mitsuya: what does you shitting have to do with women giving birth?

Mitsuya: never mind shouldn't have asked

Mikey: well the poop tore my butt up so imagine what babies do to vaginas

Baji: this is why i'm never giving birth. looks too hard

Draken: ...you're not a candidate to do so? you're male?

Baji: what does my gender have to do with giving birth

Draken: it has everything to do with it??? what are you talking about

Baji: wow didn't know you guys were so sexist

Chifuyu: Baji-san, gender and sex are two different things...

Baji: ?

Chifuyu: sex is your chromosomes and basically what you were born with and gender is what you identify as. so since you're male, you don't have the reproductive organs to get pregnant and have a child. only female bodied people can.

Smiley: bro you're 17 how the fuck do you not know this

Baji: never been good at biology

Smiley: you don't have to be good at it to know you can't get pregnant💀

Baji: so men can't get pregnant?

Chifuyu: well if someone born as a female transitions into a man, then gets pregnant, we can pretty much say that men can get pregnant

Baji: so men can get pregnant but not males?

Chifuyu: yeah i guess

Baji: interesting

Baji: i don't think anyone's tried hard enough

Baji: i'll get a male pregnant one day, watch

Mitsuya: wtf

Draken: is the biology lesson over?

Mikey: my ass still hurts i think i'll need ointment

Kazutora: why r u reporting this to us

Mikey: you guys are my friends

Mitsuya: no ones wants to know about your bowel movements

Baji: why do you always wanna sound smart Mitsuya. just say shit or shitting

Smiley: watch, next time he'll say defecation

Chifuyu: excretion

Mikey: excrement

Kazutora: fecal matter

Draken: guys what the fuck can we not talk about this? it's fucking gross

Baji: oho here comes the fucking poop police

Kazutora: instead of his siren going "wee woo wee woo" it probably goes "pee poo pee poo" lmao

Mikey: LMAO😭

Draken: what are you a bunch of 5 year olds??

Baji: we're 17

Draken: 😐

Mitsuya: can we change the subject? christ

Smiley: i did crack for the first time yesterday. shit was crazy

Mikey: YOU DO DRUGS???? BRO

Baji: yo Nahoya what the fuck

Draken: we're not supposed to do drugs

Smiley: who's we?? i'm doing them not you🤨??

Draken: and what's Angry gonna think?

Smiley: he doesn't need to know. and i did it to impress a girl so chill it's not a regular thing

Mikey: why would you try and impress a girl with doing crack?

Smiley: she's a drug addict

Smiley: but the sex was fire tho even though she tried to kill me halfway through

Mikey: YOU'RE HAVING SEX??

Kazutora: that's not fair☹️

Kazutora: where are you meeting women?

Smiley: outside

Kazutora: oh

Draken: why did she try to kill you?

Smiley: halfway through she started choking the shit outta me while she was on top and i almost died but also it was the best nut i've ever experienced so it's a win win

Mikey: that doesn't sound appealing at all😭

Draken: that sounds like assault actually

Smiley: idgaf a beautiful woman can do whatever she wants with me and if she wants to kill me then so be it (i'm a feminist)

Mitsuya: yeah but like, she should have asked

Smiley: we were both high off our rockers

Draken: yeah i feel like she should have asked you so you could have developed a healthy sex dynamic where you both share each other kinks before hand

Baji: oho here comes the fucking sex police

Kazutora: this time the siren would be men whimpering

Chifuyu: why men?

Kazutora: i don't think Draken would use women moaning cause of how the brothel might have traumatized him i think and he respects women too much

Kazutora: also he's gay

Draken: fuck off i'm not

Draken: and Baji say something else i dare you

Baji: what are you gonna do? have sex with me?

Smiley: you're all taking this way too seriously😁

Baji: with what Kazutora said, i'ma start blasting whimpering audios when i get a car

Mitsuya: i'm pretty sure that's illegal or something

Smiley: dawg no one wants to hear that

Baji: who wouldn't want to hear men whimpering?

Baji: especially the high pitched ones

Baji: cause you can associate them with twinks

Baji: with dual coloured hair, jingly earnings and large unsettling eyes

Baji: and maybe even a blonde with an undercut and big blue cow eyes

Kazutora: Baji what are you on about

Chifuyu: wait are you being serious or is this a joke Baji-san 😂😂😂😂

Draken: uhh

Smiley: i keep hoping you being gay is a joke but then you say shit like this

Baji: why

Smiley: i'm not fond of gay people

Baji: homophobia's got you missing out on some good head

Draken: we support and respect all identies, Smiley. don't make this a problem

Smiley: i'll ask again, WHO'S WE?

[rrking]

Before Tuesday the nerdiest thing I ever did was buy a lifesize Astarion cutout for my house

Now I've got the Buggy Butt 🤣🤡🏴‍☠️

It hurts today 😭

[knwatchesninjago]

S1E12 The Rise of the Great Devourer

HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO NINJJAGOOOOOOOOOOO

Look who livessss!!!

Welp i gtg soon so imma just get straight to it, lolll!!

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JIUHYGTFRDDFCGHJBKK

JAYYY

U DO NOT PUT SALT ON THE SANDWICH

and he didn't even put the slat on the inside parts.... he put it on the BREAD?!?!?!!!!

that's it.... im done questioning ninjago

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MY BABBYYYY!!!!!!

Why is he soo tiny? 😭💞

How can Pythor look at that baby and hurt him?

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Ok... time out... I'm back to questioning ninjago again....

WHAT MATERIAL IS THAT ANCHOR MADE OF!?!?

its right above lava....

apparently this volcano is also THREE BAJILLION DEGREES!??!?

ummm... forget the anchor... how in the world did the Destiny Bounty survive?!?!? And the ninjas!?!?

*sighs once again at ninjago logic*

(or the lack of it)

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#Greenie

(boy do i miss my old tag of #Lloydster_Enters_The_Scene.... too bad the lloydster wont be coming back anymore :'( )

OKAY TIME OUT!!!

The deep voice in the beginnng made me cackle 🤣

I was soo set on editing after I watched that, but im on a time crunch due to my bet with my friends soooo...

loll

Also... where are the ninjas' braincells? Who in their right mind would let a 7 year old fly a ship all ALONE??!?

sigh

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#SiblingBonding

Wwhen i ws watching this scene i really couldnt help but laugh when I saw the plank, loll. Dang, Wu... u reallly would make ur students walk a plank? Lolll

But all jokes aside... Kai... you really have some strong feet...

My little gremlin is sooo smalll 😭

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#Stop Discriminating Against Snake-People

Okay... okay.

This is my biggest complaint.

Look I get it that the serpentine are the "bad guys" in this season, but... EXCUSSE ME?!?!!?!?

The only snake that deserves to be punished is Pythor. Actually...no. Even he deserves a break.

No one deserves to be locked up underground. Did you see the cave he was stuck under? It was full of skeletons. And Pythor was the oly one alive....

that has a lot of implications. The guy had to probably eat his fellow snakes in order to survive... the snakes were treated horribly.

Now I dont remember exactly why they were forced underground but if my memory serves me right... was it bc of some war?

But like... I bet there were so many innocent snakes as well, right?

Like looks at these babies:

i'm pretty sure these snakes are ment for comedic relief but stilll... some of them are sooo sweet 😭

And.... Cole..... blackberryy.... u did NOT have to shoot Skales....

Honestly with that kinda blast i have no idea how Skales even survived that, lolll.

Also... WU!!! WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!?!??

WHat was this for??!??

Why didn;t you let Pythor leave?!

Why are you trying to get both yourself and Pythor killed?!?

I know that it was trying to give off the vibe that Wu was "sacrifising" himself or something, but imo, it was just plain stupid.

But then again, im giving too much critizism to a kids show. No kid out there is analyzing the show like i am, so ur off teh hook this time, lol.

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Also... y'all... this mailman deserves the world.

He is so dedicated to his job. Plus he's old.

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I'll leave you with this:

#Never_Pause_Ninjago

lolll

Byeeeee!!! Cya laterr!!! <3333333

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EDIT:

Oh wait!! I 4got to add this:

#My fav quotes

"But Sensei"

"Butts are for sitting"

(excuse me??!? wasn't there a yellow color or something? or am i remembereing wrong?)

"You are like the sunrise, we can not begin a day without you"

Zane sweetiee... ur too precious for the world!! <333

alright byeeee

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[vendetta-if]

hullo, hullo! i sent an ask the other day but i’m not sure it got through to you😔. i’ll type it again for you <33

i love, love, love your if. the characters are perfectly fleshed out and the lore and story are just- mwah. perfection. but. butt(see what i did there? ;3c). take care of yourself. i keep getting surprised at how quickly you keep posting updates (at least that’s what it feels like to me. i have school and stuff so homework is taking up a lot of my free time🙃). take breaks, get enough sleep, don’t skip meals, and look at cat memes (cats are superior). also take care of your hands. i write as a hobby so i know the pain of sore hands. with the amount of words you type/write, my hands are crying out for yours. take breaks when your hands start to hurt so nothing bad happens to them.

anyways (onto the actually ask part of this. sorry for the long lecture lol), i was wondering how would the ROs react to an MC that sang as a side hustle (i’m in my schools choir. our concert was tonight). would they go to MCs impromptu concerts (they may sing in bars or cafes, etc.) or wait for MC to get home and request a lullaby or something? (idk if i explained that well. i’m terrible at explaining things😭)

have a lovely day/night!❤️❤️

Oh, yes, I actually have your ask in my drafts as I was in the middle of answering it 😄 But it’s okay, I’ll move the answers to this one instead 🥰 First of all, thank you so much for the kind words and the concern 😊

Some days, I can be really busy with some irl stuff, but I spent most of my free time working on this project, including writing the main story, side stories and other exclusive contents. I tried to answer asks whenever I can, but as some of you can probably see, it’s getting harder to find enough slivers of my free time to answer a lot of asks everyday, unfortunately.

But if I happen to have extra time, I’ll try answering a bunch of asks—as many as I could—in one sitting 😄 I’m still sad tho because I have so many awesome asks that I couldn’t get to, especially the reactions one because those usually take some time to answer.

I’ve also heard about the hand pain before from writers and artists. Right now, I haven’t felt anything yet, but thank you so much for the concern and for reminding me. I’ll certainly be on a lookout for that 🥰 And, I hope the school choir concert went great ☺️

As for your question…

Ash

Oh, MC better let them know whenever they’re about to have a performance, because you bet your ass they’ll be there every time. Unless they have really important mission to do that nobody else can do or be trusted to do… Then they’ll be really grumpy the whole time until they get home. Maybe your MC can give them a private performance instead 🥰

Rin

They will try their best to be there in every single one, even if MC is performing in a less-than-fancy cafe 😆 They’ll love to listen to MC singing and they kinda regret not finishing their piano lesson with their mom years ago, because then, they would be able to accompany MC’s singing. If they miss any, they’ll most likely request MC to sing to them at home if they don’t mind, of course 🥹

Santana

Oh, they’ll be there—or try their very best to be there. As long as there’s no emergency for them to attend, they’ll even be willing to sneak out of the station to go watch MC 😂 Between mind-numbing paperwork and enjoying MC’s singing, there’s no doubt which one they will pick every time. Also, MC’s singing will be one of the most effective ways to get them to fall asleep and calm them down after a vivid nightmare 🥺

Skylar

Will be one of MC’s biggest fans, rivalling Ash 🤣 Will try to attend every single one and you bet they’ll be that kind of fan who claps and whoops shamelessly after each song or try to sing along 💀 If MC doesn’t mind, they’ll love to record parts of MC singing and upload them to their Facegram story or TokTik account 😂 Soon, MC will be famous.

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Liverpool Group Chat

Celebrating our win vs. Newcastle! We're looking like a serious institiution again 🥹

Tags: @alissonbecksfan234 @moomin279 @millythegoat @rubybecker-rb2

DutchDaddy: WE DID IT

JoeyG: Oh yeah ✊✊🥳

SarcasticMilner: WE WON A FREAKIN’ GAME OF FOOTBALL

Cody: Guys we did that on Monday

DutchDaddy: Yeah but somebody else is celebrating something today 😏

Ali: TWO CLEAN SHEETS IN A ROW?! 🥹💜💜 What’s happened?!

Boss: My boys 🙌. 😁. 😁.

Small Robbo: BOSS somebody hacked into my Whatsapp

Boss: WHO?! 😠. 😤. 😤. I’m ready to punch somebody now

TAA66: Just give me the signal 👊

Small Robbo: It was Milly and he changed my chat name!

SarcasticMilner: I’m so proud of that ✊

Cody: Where’s Darwin? I miss him

DutchDaddy: My baby boy’s found a friend 🥹🤣🤣

SarcasticMilner: If Cody’s your baby boy then you’re the absentee Dutch daddy

Darwin: HERE I STAND

Cody: IN THE LIGHT OF DAY

Harvey: I DON’T GIVE A DAMN

Darwin: THE PRESS NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

CaffeineBrain: Wait a minute, that’s not how the song goes

Boss: 😧.

TAA66: what?

Hendo: Trentski, capitalize the beginning of your sentences please!

TAA66: What?

Boss: I LOVE IT 🌨️🌨️❄️❄️☃️⛄

Boss: gtg

(BOSS has left the chat.)

(SARCASTICMILNER has changed his name to SARCASM MODE.)

Sarcasm Mode: Something’s up with the gaffer, guys

Cody: What’s wrong?

Harvey: The gaffa didn’t punctuate his emojis and he used slang

Small Robbo: This is BAD mates 😟

Darwin: i know, what if somebody hurt him?

Ali: If somebody hurts OUR boss I will punch somebody for the first time in my life

Hendo: Ali, YOU can punch somebody? 😱 I learn something new every day

Ali: If the boss is in trouble, nonviolence doesn’t mean I can’t kick his abuser’s butt

TheGreekScouser: I am SO with you

Hendo: Milly and I will go check on him

Sarcasm Mode: He did seem pretty tired after the match wish us luck

(HENDO and SARCASM MODE have left the chat.)

(FLACO has added TAKI and THELITTLEMAGICIAN to the chat.)

Naby-lad: Taki!!! ❤️❤️❤️

SiSenor: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

DutchDaddy: First the boss acting strangely and now Bobby?

Ali: O que está errado Bobby

SiSenor: HE’S BACk

TheLittleMagician: I just wanted to say hi to the boss but I can’t find him

TheGreekScouser: He left and now Hendo and Milly are checking on him irl

Flaco: Uh Ali this is kind of awkward

Ali: …Hi Phil? 😬

DutchDaddy: We never did tell you guys, did we?

TAA66: I don’t think so

Small Robbo: We usually don’t bring it up but…

TheLittleMagician: Okay, I get it I’m hated around here

SiSenor: SIM GET OUT OF HERE YOU SNAKE 😭😭

JoeyG: Admit it Bobby you still love him

SiSenor: I do 😭 that's why I'm like this

(SISENOR has left the chat.)

(THELITTLEMAGICIAN has left the chat.)

Cody: What is this all about?

TAA66: Well, Philippe used to play on Liverpool a few years ago

Small Robbo: Before Ali and Flaco came

JoeyG: And Philippe and Bobby were best friends, inseparable

DutchDaddy: But then Philippe left for Barcelona to “win trophies”

Small Robbo: He’d never told Bobby beforehand so he’s still sore about him leaving him like that

TAA66: It was the saddest I’ve ever seen him in my life

Harvey: Okay what the actual hell

Darwin: SO not okay 😤

Flaco:  regret bringing him in now tbh

Ali: YOU regret bringing him in I’M buried into a pillow rn 😭😭😭

Ali: When do we play Aston Villa next?

Small Robbo: May 20th

Ali: Then I will gladly earn the first red card of my career with what I’ll say to him

DutchDaddy: Hold up Ali

DutchDaddy: You don’t want me to fight Onana for nearly killing you but you’ll go feral at Philippe for leaving the club?

TAA66: It’s Ali, Virg

Small Robbo: Never underestimate what he’ll do for his friends

Flaco: You need to put yourself first sometimes Ali we want you to live too

Naby-lad: Right

Naby-lad: And according to my analysis, Ali has received exactly 1 red card in his entire life

Harvey: 😧 Damn

(HENDO, SARCASM MODE, SI SENOR and BOSS have returned to the chat.)

Boss: Boys I’m back

Ali: CHEFE 🥰🥰🥰🤗🤗🤗

TAA66: THE GAFFA’S BACK

Small Robbo: you alright, gaffer?

Boss: Not exactly but I’ll be fine 🤞.

Harvey: Give us names to who did this

Cody: Yeah, we wanna see Ali whoop somebody’s backside

Boss: ALI?!

Sarcasm Mode: I assume you were all complete disasters while I was gone 😒

Si Senor: I can confirm that

Si Senor: Flaco brought PHIL in

Si Senor: Just typing that name makes me tear up

Boss: Philippe was here?

Cody: Yeah, and he disappeared like Nick Pope in this game

JoeyG: CRUEL

Flaco: To be fair we didn’t know what happened

Ali: BOBBY COME HERE 💜💜💜🤗🤗🤗

Sarcasm Mode: Jesus Christ Bobby will you ever forgive Philippe?

Sarcasm Mode: People switch clubs. All. The. Time.

SiSenor: People ALSO tell their friends when and where they’re going to move

Darwin: While they’re all busy with the Philippe-Bobby saga, what actually happened boss

Harvey: WE NEED NAMES PEOPLE

Boss: Don’t worry, I’m fine

Sarcasm Mode: Yeah, Hendo and I are gonna believe that after you spilled your guts to us

Boss: MILLY THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!!!

Hendo: To be fair, he didn’t say what it was

SiSenor: this is about those idiots who want you sacked, right?

Boss: NO

Boss: 

Boss: Yes

Flaco: I’ll punch your haters

Boss: I want you to live, Flaco

TheGreekScouser: Then I’ll do the punching

Darwin: I am SO with you Kostas

Hendo: Let’s roll when do we attack those scumbags

JoeyG: ASAP of course

DutchDaddy: I’m ready to wield my Man Bun Power when you are

Harvey: I could punch you for saying that

Boss: What about the FA?

Sarcasm Mode: FA BE FREAKIN’ DAMNED WE’RE GOING TO KICK SOME DEFECTED FREAKIN’ BA—

Hendo: MILNER

Sarcasm Mode: BAD GUYS

JoeyG: Are you guys stuck on permanent caps lock or…

Boss: It’s okay, you don’t need to fight them

Cody: Boss, do you believe we love you?

Boss:...

Ali: DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS SUBJECT BECAUSE MILLY WILL GROW A BEARD BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED

Harvey: He already HAS a beard

Ali: FINE STEFAN WILL GROW A LONG, GRAY BEARD

Darwin: Boss, answer the question

Boss:...

SiSenor: That settles it, then

SiSenor: We are going to show you so much love, you’ll forget that you ever felt unloved

Sarcasm Mode: Damn right 👍

Harvey: We’re with you, Milly

CaffeineBrain: I fell asleep what’s happening

Taki: That’s what I’m wondering

Taki: I talk to Maya Yoshida for 12 minutes and all THIS happens

CaffeineBrain: GO ALI KICK HIS A—

Hendo: NOOOOOO

Harvey: GO PEP GO

Sarcasm Mode: How have I not killed you yet

CaffeineBrain: Okay boss we are having a talk

Boss: Not here

CaffeineBrain: Right, we’ll have a talk in person

Boss: Pep I’m serious I don’t need to—

CaffeineBrain: We. Are. Having. A. Damn. Freakin’. Talk.

Boss: Okay

(CAFFEINEBRAIN has ended the chat.)

[deaneverafter]

Are You Mad?

First things first, I just have to say, if something happens to Beau, I won't survive that 😱😭😡💔 (whether that be death of the body saving people who don't care about him, or death of his soul by going back to Carla's captivity 💔😭)

My sheriff and undersheriff sheriffing like no other 💯😌 They're always so in sync, have each other's backs, their silent communication! 😍💘  I hate that they've kept splitting them up though, especially with this few episodes left 😒

Jenny always having Beau's back, supporting him, reminding him that he doesn't have to blame himself for things that aren't his fault. True love 🥺🥰💞 (That scene should've been longer though) Jenny always has Beau's back, just like he has hers 😌💟 Another thing that was telling was Beau not taking Jenny with him to Avery's house because he knew she is the only one who could pull him back, that hit right in the heart 🥺💕 And then as soon as he had a minute, he let his guard down, let her in, let her be there for him 🥺🥰 They deserve to be happy together, they've both been so hurt, but are so good for each other, understand and trust each other, are always there for each other. And she loves Beau so much, and now they're going to make her lose him, she doesn't deserve this 😭💔 And he's clearly fallen for her, and they're just going to be like "this sign won't stop me, because I can't read" and then send him back to his toxic "family". I can't 😡😫 I am ready to riot, not going to lie.

"Breakfast burrito time?!" I say once again, I love him so much 🥺💟💘

Madge is so funny 🤣 I can even forgive the time she interrupted Beau and Jenny's hug, just because she's so sassy 🤣

All three McCallisters 🤝🏻 Blaming Beau for literally every single thing ever 🙄😒🙃😡 Last week, Carla and Emily blaming him for the divorce, this week, Avery blaming him for..... I don't even know what. Again this week, Carla yelling Beau about being followed like it's his fault, not her husband's? 😒🙄 Like, when do we address the fact that Carla is the reason Beau is in danger, she's the one who married Avery, then involved Beau into this mess, continues to throw him into danger, and THEN she yells at him like it's his, not her own fault? And she really does use Beau as a threat, a tool, a human shield, it's truly vile to me. He almost got shot in the back already because of her, now she's pointed him out to the bad guy to save her own butt. Can't get any more selfish than this. And I really cannot with the entitlement and superiority complex. Like, why is she walking into the precinct with that look on her face like she's better than everyone, and literally looking down her nose at the officers doing their jobs? And clearly Beau was in the middle of something, but no, her issues can't wait (the absolute self centeredness, the entitlement with which she said that line, I really can't understand how the narrative keeps trying to pretend as if she's not the most toxic character we've seen on screen in a while). The way she's always putting him down, acting as if she's the center of the universe, never supporting him, (and not to mention how every "family moment" we've gotten has been a glimpse into the fact that at their happiest, this "family" consisted of Carla and Emily just sitting there and making fun of Beau, putting him down)...... it's abusive, and I hate that it's not being acknowledged. As a woman, I find it offensive that this caricature of a mean girl is being shown as the picture of a successful, strong, "fiesty" woman, when she's just...... really cruel and selfish.

And Emily showing once again she doesn't want to talk to Beau, uwu, so cute 🙄😒 Which, also brings me to the point that, full offense but if they wanted me to be invested in Emily and Denise and their safety, it would've been a good idea to make them more likeable and less mean to characters I love, instead of banking just on their "connection" to Beau to make me care. Not one, but two episodes wasted on "where's Emily?" 🙄😒 Like? I don't care, frankly. And Beau's emotions, and Jensen's excellent acting, wasted on being about Emily, for why? 🤦🏻‍♀️ Istg, if they sacrifice Beau saving his daughter who does not give a single damn about him, you guys will never ever hear the end of it. Ever.

Donno and his TWO hammers, asdfghhjk 🤣🔨 That was fun. But..... I hope they didn't just sacrifice DONNO for Emily, Carla and Avery's sake? 😱💔 But I remember that season 4 is supposed to have something to do with Donno and Tonya, so maybe he'll be okay 🥺 Then Donno and Tonya will be partners in literal crime and partners in life 🤗

I still want a Sunny and Walter killing team going after Buck 😈🔪 And based on the trailer, I think the Sunny-Walter killing team plan is back on 👿

Cassie and Cormac and them putting their heads together for the case AND their talk, that was cute 💛

On a more outside-the-story note, I just have to say, I don't understand making Jenny have feelings for Beau, and making Beau have feelings for her, if they're just planning on sending him back to his evil ex. That would be such a disservice to both Beau and Jenny. It would be bad enough if it's just Beau, blaming himself and getting Stockholm Syndromed into going back to a person who does nothing but be condescending, abandoned him when he needed support the most, uses him, and for whom he'd only be a second choice. But adding Jenny's feelings into the mix if they're sending him back to hell, all it does is unnecessarily hurt Jenny (it isn't as if they'd explore her heartbreak and hurt) and humiliate her, having a third man leave her for another woman. And why make Beau have feelings for Jenny? All that does is hurt more, because there was something there, hope. And making him get closer to her all season if he had feelings for the other one, that just unfairly messes with his characterization. He wouldn't. Sending him back to Carla period, messes with his characterization, every scene they have together, there is no romantic love or attraction. There's subzero chemistry. The respect, care, adoration, chemistry, trust, that's only there with Jenny.

And the way Carla treats him, the only reason Beau would even consider going back to her is guilt, regret, gaslighting, holding on to the past. Not love, he respects himself more than that. Doing that, sending him back to her, it would be unfair not just to Jenny, but also Beau AND disrespectful to the work Jensen and Katheryn put in to make this relationship believable and complex, interesting and complete. Not to mention how rude it is to prioritize the story of two guest characters, their "happy ending", over storylines, exploration of backstories, development of current relationships, for two of the three main characters, Beau and Jenny. All of which is to say, the chemistry is between Beau and Jenny, the story, the trust, compassion, support, attraction. And it's evident in the way that they DID choose to pursue this between them. So I don't understand if they're sending him back. And if for some unknown reason, the endgame must be with Carla (I can't think of a single reason that would be necessary, but okay), then...... there were better ways to do it, that wouldn't make things extra messy all around. Working with the chemistry b/w Beau and Jenny, the comradrie and trust that has been there from the beginning is the best thing the writing did. Spending time focusing on his toxic ex, or even thinking about sending him back to her... not so much.

[sunnisurrealism]

Hi Timmy Baby and MB,

WOWO! What a wonderful morning checking the accounts feeling so so … excited hehe! I have so much to say!

-what do you mean “of course I have footage.” ? don tell me it. don tell me it. I’ve been already wondering and I thought you liked a comment at some point about the staged “pap” but oh baby sweet darlin if y’all doin this shit just fo ME. ME?!? VRAIMENT?! “backs…tage?” 😭 can’t. Can not. Simply can’t the not. So sweet!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭Timmy you work dat ball like a King, it’s just watcha DO and u DOING IT😭🥵😎🤭🫣😱😱😱😍😍😍hehe ps last night I dreamt you were training in your backyard but it was tennis. Wish we could play I’m actually quite good a ping pong. I’ll tell u more later.

-BABYYYYY IM OBSESSED IM OBSESSED IM OBSESSED! na na na na that’s how I do do that’s how I do you wait sorry do do. This post is soooooo cute 🥰🥰🥰 screenshots by me, Sunnï would like Félix in a cuddly green sweater like a cuddle bug hehe. I’m jus gunna assume you like my Disney character dress hehe I know the antennas are cute. ps don worry I got that stain out 🤣

-OCEAN! OCEAN AND LIGHTNING! VERY MYSTERIOUS! VERY GOOD! Timmy I am taking this, along with your cosmic outfit posts, that you are feeling connected to the book ideas. I’m really hella excited about it too. It seems like classic fairytale shit, the merfolk who are wiser and live off away from the landfolk but eventually they all reconcile/the merfolk share their immense über level wisdom like damn this shit is so deep, deep like the ocean! Hehe. I still am hoping you making merman cudi the chosen one tbh just cuz ya know that would be so so fucking sick but it’s up to you. And also it’s up to you if y’all play flutes together hehe. But yeah tbh yesterday when I was writing the post about the book I was coming up with ideas on the fly, like the narwhals connecting with the last unicorn with a rainbow. Idk man that shit magic fire af I like it hella.

-okay wondering what you’re making the post about Lily-Rose today? Was it because I posted about my ex yesterday and you’re also being like girl we chill we over all the exes. OBVIOUSLY🤣🤣well tbh the very first thought that entered my mind seeing you like Uber sexy level merman (this is prolly the really secret seductive reason you posted this pic and it is workanggggg LOL) is that I know, and this ain’t some delusional psychotic projection shit, that we will have pda pics WAY WORSE but it will be gross cuz we’ll be in our forties 🤣 troll. Tbh we are all embarrassed for bad photos we deem bad for different reasons trust me this will be the story of me lyfe but idk if it does give you security I actually love these photos, because I imagine it with myself with my phat ass out 🤣 Yesterday was the first time I noticed your squeeze of the Kylie’s bum at the Beyoncé show for some reason don’t blame me I just didn’t see that part before or I forgot but either way I was like…. Bro is gunna be FUCKED (literally) when we meet cuz my butt hella only getting bigger cuz I workout and am becoming a curvy woman! Yay hehe.

-what else um yeah no sweet tooth Mediterranean mermaid diet for dayssss but I love me chocolate flavored coffeee. Oh and trust me me LAV trust me I’ve already fantasized immensely about being your personal hair man and tbh I’ve been wondering if when I kiss you I’ll accidentally tossle it too much and it’ll pull and hurt 😳😬🫣 also, I like to imagine you squeezing my butt instead but oh well 😢 again I know you been going thru that dark jaded Capricorn shit bro I’m telling ya channel dat Capricorn focus and perseverance into becoming a Sexi Norty Marty (so fucking cool) and into… the book! Nothing else matters but me, the book, your work, your family and friends, music, and being healthy. Block out all haters immediately. IMMEDIATELAYYY. idk how you deal or if it bothers you 😭😖 but I’m tell ya me boi IIII am all that matters, ultimately 😌😌😌😌😌😌 god is testing you. God testing all us constantlay. You got your gorl ya completed ya goal time to celebrate cuz IM CELEBRATING YOUUUU!!!! Bless God’s Plan 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😘😘😛😘😘 MB viel Danke für heute. Ich fühle wonderbar! 🥲

[qualifiedchaotic]

@cdzraerw being a pathetic transphobic piece of shiiiiitttt 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

His little dick got hurt so he had to try to degrade MY masculinity when his is fuckin butt hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

CDZRAEW IS A TRANSPHOBIC MISOGYNISTIC PIECE OF SHIIIIITTTTTTT

TFW cis men like @cdzraerw are absolute disgusting pigs who only care about finding out where women are and stalking and making them uncomfortable. Women aren’t “chicks,” and you have no fucking business worrying about someone you don’t even fucking know. Searching people’s lives just to see someone who doesn’t even want you around them. Go fuck yourself, dude.

PSA: Don’t come in my inbox expecting me to be a piece of shit like you are. I’ll drag you through the fucking wet concrete and bury you there.

[bellarkeandclintashaandsuch]

Not Me Episode 8 Thougths:

- Not exactly how Black would act, but okay, White.

- Don’t sit on my bed with your dirty pants!

- Yok and Sean: should I take my pants off?

- I guess one wedding under the rainbow flag is not enough to make White forget Sean almost killed him.

- Gram, Yok, and White: lemme sprawl on the bed in front of my crush

- You use your brain and smile more 😂 wasn’t Black always the brains of the operation? Now White’s just using his brain for less, I don’t know, volatile options.

- You use your brain and smile more 😂 wasn’t Black always the brains of the operation? Now White’s just using his brain for less, I don’t know, volatile options.

- White is so smiley though :)

- If it’s too much to handle, I’m here to listen 😭

- Sean’s telling the story of how his father was killed, and White’s like, mmhmm you look really hot when your sad. Imma kiss your lips. No, I’m definitely listening also, though.

- Aw, his classmates were mean to him :( No! His mom got sick and died, too? Aww, Sean 😭

- Not a cheek/neck touch! He’s stroking his cheek. I can’t handle this.

- He’s playing with Sean’s earring 🙈

- Sean’s so surprised “Black” trusts him 🥺 (so am I. Do you have any non-love related reasons, White?)

- Crazy trust fall! 😂🤣😂🤣

- Hahaha why did he head butt him like that?

- You’re so dumb, White. You thought hitting him with your head wouldn’t hurt you?

- Oh, so he’s not fake sleeping? What the heck, White? Did you take a sleeping pill or something?

- Just touching him so softly. He’s probably thinking, I’d be murdered on sight if I tried this with Black before.

- Why is it good that he’s inebriated?

- I like that everyone’s skin looks like skin in this show. That’s a weird sentence. But like, you can see the imperfections. Everyone doesn’t look like a flawless drawing. I mean, they’re obviously all gorgeous, but I like seeing Yok’s little scar on his cheek and the pores on their faces.

- Okay, take your clothes off. I’m not joking. 😄

- Sure your intention is only drawing, Yok. I believe you.

- It’s so funny that Dan just goes along with this. He kidnapped Yok and brought him to his illegal apartment, and now he’s like, okay let me just take off all my clothes and let you draw me.

- Yok is so cute

- Is he gonna go into a fugue state again?

- Yok coming for Dan’s life. Is your dream as beautiful now as it was when you were a kid?

- You made him cry, Yok! 😭 what’s happening! 😭☹️

- Wow, he’s a fast drawer.

- You might as well just kiss him to make him feel better.

- Oh, no! Another cheek stroking 🥰

- You’re getting his face all dirty.

- That was so soft and sweet

- Why is Sean looking through his stuff to begin with?

- Glasses?! No! Black would never!

- 😂 what a way to wake up

- He bit Sean!

- 😂😂😂 he hit Todd right on the head!

- But yay! Todd’s return! Why is he bringing groceries? Why does he just let himself in?

- He’s thirsty because he doesn’t remember how to get water for himself because Gram is always doing it.

- Don’t tell him things, White!

- Haha this is all I need to fill my stomach. Thank you soy milk. ;)

- Why was that whole thing weirdly flirty?

- Gram! He looks like he hasn’t been sleeping. But still beautiful, obviously. Oh, he’s serious about something.

- Oh, suddenly White can jump up ramps, huh? 🤔

- Ugh, no. Not a Eugene talk. I’m not ready. Is Gram going to be sad when “Black” doesn’t even care?

- Sean and Gram: punch me, so I feel better about hurting you

- Gram! He’s in love with Black, and still trying to get Black back with Eugene 😭 He’s so selfless :(

- They broke up before that though, hun. That was the whole reason the kiss came about.

- Now Gram is crying 😭 Ugh, this is a rough episode.

- Sean, sitting there with murder in his eyes. Gram, with a broken heart. White, with… I don’t know, but his eyes kinda look dead.

- Gram’s still taking notes 😂 He’s like, this might be my mortal enemy, but this is still a school lecture.

- Nuch jumping in with a question five seconds in.

- This is what the bathroom of this university looks like?

- Sean, don’t make him suspicious of you when you and the gang keep attacking him! That’s dangerous!

- Did you think he’d admit to it?

- Gumpa!

- Oh, leads to expose Tawi’s drug dealings. Everyone in this gang is going through romance drama, and Gumpa’s over here like, if anyone wants to focus on the actual purpose of this gang, I have new information we can use, thank you very much.

- Namo!

- Gonna observe Tawi from an abandoned warehouse.

- You’re just gonna walk back?

- Black looks like a ninja turtle riding up with that thing on his back

- Hello there 😉

- Did he ask how “Black” got out? He’s not curious?

- He definitely moved the bench there to make it easier for White to get in.

- I wonder if that was a camera man’s shadow. Looked like someone wearing a hat. Maybe not

- Well, I’m sure Gram and Yok are better at spying than White.

- You are having way too much fun on this super serious stakeout, Sean.

- He constantly wants to touch “Black” now. (Just like Gram 😭)

- Sean! This is not the time or place for a trust fall!

- They would have both fallen off that ledge.

- 😂 White! He’s like bitch, you ain’t special. I’d save anyone.

- Reverse cheek/neck hold :0

- He said “Black” is keeping him alive 😭😭😭

- A forehead kiss 🥰

- A kiss kiss! 🥰🥰

- A follow up hug! 🥰🥰🥰

- The relief in that hug 😭

- I feel like you could see White hesitate because he knows Sean thinks he’s Black (but does he? Why did he tie him up? What does he know!?!??!)

- Preview: Mmm, so he knows he has a sibling! Ugh, when just Black come back!?! next episode? I need him!

- So who’s seeing the SeanWhite kiss? Black? Gram?

[lokisprettygirl]

Sooo...I hope Rogass and the Starks are ready....I'm going to be a bad girl today 😳🤣🤣🤣...my knives are sharpend 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 I. Hate.Them. Stop hurting our innocent, lovely Bluey 😭😭😭

The tension and attraction between Bluey and y/n is so adorable, how they exchange tenderness with each other is so cute and there's so much love in the air 💙💚🥰. Bluey tried to speak....omg 🥰😍🤗🥲 my heart is melting. And ...hey Bluey, is there a hint of his self confidence 😉😏 of course he is special ! If only his memories would come back...the bullet has to be removed soon ...

The next chapter is going to be very exciting when Y/n, Bruce, Nat and Phil are going to free Bluey. I keep my fingers crossed for them and I hope none of them get hurt. They're really the good ones and that's what y/n and Bluey need. 💙💚🧊🧊🧊💚💙

You shove it in their butts, full permission granted.

The tension is going to pent up until they both explode. ;) If you know what I mean. Chapter 7 in and no smut. Who is this new me???

He just assumed that the way she cares about him he must be special to her 🥺

He's not wrong though.

Next chapter will be exciting for all of them. Nat and Bruce might develope something too, she deserves someone who is not a drunken abusive asshole. We will find out more about that.

[shesamreads]

So, I originally thought I would finish this book purely out of curiosity. I really liked the "Daddy cares for Baby Girl" parts and the playful parts, but I have personal issues with "listen to me or else," purposefully setting up to fail, and punishment parts. That being said, I really enjoyed almost all of Shane and Lily's interactions. They really seemed to care for each other outside of, you know, all the fucking.

It was a quick read (the audiobook was about 4 and a half hours), and I see why it's appealing to others. A lot of kinks weren't for me. However, it was well written and well narrated. I do like Katee Robert, though, and I don't regret my reading choices.

My stream-of-consciousness thoughts below the (hopefully correct) cut!

Did I mention that I called my dad Daddy? That's why this is uncomfortable. 😅😅😅

Daddy issues and whatever aside, I do like that Shane is taking care of Lily. That's what I signed up for.

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Now I'm wondering about Shane's backstory. Is he married? Was he married? Is he a divorse? A widower? If he's this amazing, why is he single enough to say yes to Lily?

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Is this book everything that makes me uncomfortable? Because it's getting close to ticking all those boxes.

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You're just gonna stick a plug in her butt? No prep?!

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"Maybe you should date her." Done! Get fucked, Max.

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"He doesn't give a shit what he's throwing away. He doesn't understand what a god damn gift you are."

"You know what? I am going to do it. I'm going to fuck you, and I'm going to date you, and it would serve that little shit right if I married you and made you his step mother."

THIS. This is why I'm reading this book. I hate cheaters and I want someone to appreciate the main character. Shabe actually cares about Lily and I love that.

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After all of this, Shane wants to play cribbage. 🤣😭

What a strangely sweet thing to do.

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"Like this is the first time we've crossed the line."

What line? You're both consenting adults, and no one is hurting anyone else?

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"I might like you being my Daddy, but I already have a father."

Ha! Get rekt, Shane.

Every part of me hates being told what to do, so I have a hard time finding domineering men attractive. So far it's been 'for fun,' but this exchange in particular is not enjoyable.

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No prep for anal?! Only a plug, that also had no prep? No lube, except for Shane "spreading lube all over me"?

AAAAAAAHHH. No thank you! Especially knowing what's involved and having done research. Everyone is different, but I cannot imagine it feels as good as the writer wants us to believe.

SHANE. YOU BETTER HAVE CLEANED YOURSELF UP. No ass-to-vagina action, please.

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Ok, but them 'getting caught' by Max. *That's* why I picked this book up. Fucking cheater.

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So help me, I will stop this book at 90% if you use sunscreen as lube.

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Pussy, cock, dick. But they use "breasts" instead of "tits." How odd.

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What percentage, out of all the words in this book, do 'pussy' and 'daddy' make up? Together or separately.

I found out that it's not "Daddy" in general that makes me uncomfortable. It's dudes calling themselves Daddy that makes me uncomfortable.

So there's that.

[wonunuu]

*googles* how to buy y/n a dog that won’t leave her and comfort her when she’s sad???👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍💻 no but seriously y/n you need to talk to someone about ur feelings don’t hold it back😭😭 I will also personally kick Jeonghan butt when he shows himself again I wonder tho if we get to meet Jun in the next chapter?? He seems like a nice guy and since he got y/n a job he’s in my good book for now…

On another note can I just say that my fingers and wrists are hurting from knitting this past week… I’m knitting two different scarfs to two of my friends and one needs to be done before December and the other before the 29th of December… and since I’m working as well I’m on a tight schedule and I have to sit and knit during my days off to make sure I meet my own deadlines🥲

Also also! Next weekend I’m flying back to England to finally graduate/have my uni graduation ceremony on the 16th of November!! It was supposed to be this July but got pushed back due to covid and I’m so excited yet a bit nervous to fly back and finally graduate with all my friends😬👩🏻‍🎓💕

omggg hi emmy!!!! 🙈🙈🙈

yn needs a comfort pet 😔😔😔 frr yn, you have friends for a reason!! i genuinely fear for jeonghan’s safety hahshsjs everyone wants to physically hurt him 😭😭 i would give a spoiler but i actually forgot what happens next chapter hahaha so you’ll have to wait 🤣

awee that’s so sweet 😤 your friends are lucky to have you honestly,, but ahh take things easyyy! make sure you squeeze in breaks in your tight schedule. we dont want emmy overworking herself 😖😖 you can do this i believe in you!!

WOW THATS SO EXCITING AHH CONGRATS!!!! you’ve made it!!! don’t be nervous too much!! you can only graduate how many times in your life!! have fun with your friends and enjoy every second of it!!! omg im truly wishing you all the best and best of luck out there!!! i’ll be cheering you from where i am hehe. GO EMMY ✊❤️