#my burritos SHOULD be there

[the-cinnamon-snail]

Ah yes. I love being autism

(actually about to have a physical breakdown because I can't find my breakfast burritos in the freezer because Mom reorganized it all and cleaned it all last night)

[thebat-musicman]

Bruce: *eating a burger with a fork and knife*

Tim: Wow, that’s weird. Glad I eat like a normal person.

Tim: *proceeds to eat a donut with a fork and knife*

[pixelatedraindrops]

Happy Birthday Yakou! 🚬💙🎉

The best roommate, mentor, boss, father figure and caretaker Yuma could ask for💕

I had to try to make something for him. I’ve grown to adore him almost as much as yuma as I kept putting them in various scenarios the past half year.

(its kinda for both of them since their birthdays are only a day apart from each-other??)

So yeah, birthday cuddles for them both~ 💜💙

[sunmisbf]

oomfies i am weak n i bought myself a shrimp burrito

[sharkbath]

1. What did Nandor say to Guillermo’s mom for her to even let him in the house?? Like she has slayer senses too so she must have felt on edge about him from the get go.

2. Whatever he said totally convinced her that he’s his boyfriend cuz why else would she be showing baby pictures 😭😭

3. I too need to see pictures from Guillermo’s gothical phases

[k-martins]

N.A: I've been thinking a lot about writing something quick and cute itafushi so I found this list of @novelbear and couldn't resist writing something about these two. Good reading! :D

Adorable wasn't exactly a word attributed to Megumi.

At least, Yuji never heard anyone call him that - maybe Gojo sensei , but to the most powerful jujutsu sorcerer anything that looks threatening must be adorable or comical.

Yuji 's experience , Megumi had many adjectives that were the complete opposite of cute. Cold, scary, stoic, a tired bitch, grumpy and boredom personified – thank you, Todo.

Of course, it wasn't for less.

Megumi's face seemed to have been molded to carry that poker face forever , his features relaxed, but still firm and confident. The emerald eyes stared seriously at the viewer, almost as if reading the poor person's own soul – One or two girls already shuddered when Megumi glared at them, even though he just wanted to buy popcorn for the movie session they were going to. It also didn't help that Megumi rarely laughed, had a prickly neutral tone of voice, and perhaps a dark aura that even normal humans were able to sense.

It wasn't exactly the kind of thing most people found cute or adorable.

But, looking at the raven-haired boy now, Yuji was sure that everyone was sorely mistaken!

Wrapped in a big, heavy blanket, a steaming cup of ginger tea in hand, wearing slippers with dogs that resembled his shikigami – these were truly, undeniably adorable – and the black threads shooting in various directions made Megumi the most adorable thing Yuji had seen in a long time. He looked so small and fluffy, like a big sulking burrito . It didn't help that the only visible part of his body was his face pressed into the soft, warm fabric of the blanket, making his red cheeks and nose that much more prominent.

The sight made Yuji melt like jelly on the sofa where he sat with his legs up and a forgotten issue of the manga he loved in his lap.

How could anyone call Megumi scary when he looked like a walking cinnamon roll?

It looks like Yuji was taking too long looking, as the other boy raised an eyebrow, puzzled.

"What it was?"

Oops .

"Nothing. Just thinking..."

"This is dangerous."

In another moment, Yuji would have exclaimed a “ hey ” with mock indignation, but now he could only laugh a little. Megumi sipped some of the tea, the steam making his cheeks even redder. It is still surprising to Yuji to see how easily Megumi blushes, whether from the cold weather or embarrassment. In either case, it's cute.

After almost a minute of silence, Megumi puts the mug down and gives him a hard look.

“Do I have something on my face by any chance, Itadori?”

Yuji just laughed some more, looking admiringly at that expression torn between confusion and anger. He looked like an angry kitten.

“No, that's not it. It's just that…” He took a deep breath, trying to force the words out of the laughter. “You look so cute in that blanket, Megumi.”

Megumi's long eyelashes flutter as he blinks, mouth pulling up in a shy pout. His cheeks get a rosier tone, which makes Yuji 's own smile open a little more.

“I'm not cute” He snapped, sinking into the blanket, getting exactly fluffier.

"Yes, you are!"

“Stop it, Itadori.”

“But you look so adorable.” Yuji got up until he was close to the other boy, reaching out to cup Megumi's warm cheeks, squeezing them affectionately. He grew the two centimeters that differentiated him from the other boy in the summer, now being able to look him straight in the eyes. “It looks like a burrito . A very fluffy burrito .”

Even redder, Megumi raises his fist to hit Yuji 's head , the blow causing nothing but a fit of laughter from the pink haired boy.

“Stop calling me cute, idiot!” Megumi groans. “I'm not adorable. I am a jujutsu sorcerer .”

“And should that be exclusionary?” He hums the question, leaning in to where the boy's fist rests on his head. When Megumi doesn't respond, Yuji smirks. "There is! Got you!"

"Shut up."

But Yuji ignores this, quickly slipping one arm behind Megumi's knees while the other holds him behind his back, carrying his bridal style with ease. The sorcerer gasps, focusing on balancing his hot tea which still spills a few drops onto the blanket.

“What the fuck…?”

"I said..." Yuji brings his face close to Megumi's, bumping his nose. “I got you, my fluffy burrito .”

"Do not call me like that. It's stupid.” The other complained, but still sank against Yuji's chest, the pout still stuck in his face. Then, intent green eyes rise to meet Yuji 's , one brow arched behind bangs. “Where are you taking me, kirby?”

Again, Yuji melts into a puddle of jelly, delighted at the discovery of Megumi's hidden cuteness .

A cuteness that only he has the right to see.

That's enough to get you drunk.

“Oh, since you're a burrito …” Yuji laughs when Megumi punches him in the chest, but continues anyway, pressing his lips to his boyfriend's soft red cheek until she narrows his eyes. The scent of ginger and vanilla dances around your nose. "I think I'm going to eat it."

Megumi blinks in disbelief, lips parted in a silent 'o', and Yuji runs to his room, where the heat will be off and they can snuggle together under the heavy, warm blanket.

He couldn't want more.

Or maybe yes...

[theninjamouse]

One thing that really is nuts with taking adhd meds, at least the ones I'm on, is how much it absolutely kills my appetite. Not in a bad way, I'm shedding weight like crazy. But for example today all I've had is half a burrito and I couldn't even finish that. It does make it a little tricky with remembering to eat all, given my tendency to forget anyways. But at least now I'm not over snacking at night cause I forgot to eat all day

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

as much as i want to make fun of hannibal for basically telling everyone who comes over to eat that he's a cannibal, i can't because deep down i know that if my life took an unexpected left turn into being a cannibalistic serial killer, i too would make puns about it at every opportunity

[cookinguptales]

god like. it’s so frustrating when you have PMDD and you’re having A Day and you know it’s hormones, you KNOW it’s hormones but like

god, it’s a day, it’s a day, it’s a day.

[navree]

once again in that mode of reminding myself that i do need to not feel schadenfreude if nonvoters/democrat bashers suffer as a result of the consequences of their actions now that republicans are in charge like they asked for

[unhindercd]

5PM !!! WATCH OUT

[mildmayfoxe]

ok i did it i made it home. thumbs up emoji. best market i've ever done actually, pretty good result. i left half my table set up since i'm working tomorrow anyway and it's only gonna get in MY way lmao

[kirishwima]

Pppssttt pssstt

IT'S US!!!! FROG COWBOYS! FROGWYS! FROGBOYS!!

We'll traverse the wild wild frog west together baby🤠🤠🐸

[lathrine]

you know when you're like "aha! i know how to make this situation better!" and it turns out that, in fact, you made everything Infinitely Worse

[technicolorxsn]

thinking abt him......