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outta this world ✨
Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me
#My brother got me a galaxy projector for my birthday!!#teehee this is so much fun#satans knitwear#birthday bitch#happy birthday to meeee#bi girl#cheeky#uk girl#wlw#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie
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Happy Birthday! Thank you for all the amazing art you share with us! Did you get your King Magnus skin? (Terrifying sentence with no context)
THANK YOU !!!!! and thank you all for supporting me throughout these past few months: THAT in of itself is truly a most wonderful gift- to be able to share my silly art and ramblings with you all and for everyone to be so wonderful bout them :']]
BUT NOOO I DIDNT GET MY SKINS YET,,,,,,, my game hasnt finished updating,,,,
#snap chats#i woke up early As I Do but then i went right back to sleep NOOOOOOOO#i have to catch a train in an hour so im hoping the game can update at least before then </3#OH ALSO. crying. first off thank you for the birthday wishes my friends#my mom passed me this morning without saying as much but she called me some minutes ago#and very loudly wsa like HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL like can you go back to not saying happy birthday#whatever she's getting me a donut and a matcha drink .... she'll be forgiven for her continued microaggressions#MY DAY CANT BE RUINED WHEN I GOT KING MAGNUS AND BEAUTIFUL GORGJUS WANDA ON THE HORIZON#OH ALSO MY BROTHER GOT ME THE METAL GEAR SOLID 1 MASTER COLLECTION.....#ive been wanting to play mgs for months now i threw up when he handed it to me vjeKLAKLJVJAJ#OH i cant wait to play it later when we get back from the city..#or maybe tomorrow... i do wanna play rivals today vjAELKVJELKVAJLVKAJ#ANYWAYS. THANK YOU FRIENDS! !!!!!!
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legally can't be shot in the creek today there's BUSINESS afoot rn
#it's Lon Chaney Jr's birthday today and I need to s u r v i v e today#happy birthday king I am severely mental for you ����🎉🎉🎉#hoping I can get something penned for him today but given I'm drowning in schoolwork there's no guarantees#worst case scenario I still got plans for tonight though#gonna pull that double feature w/ Sixteen Fathoms Deep (1934) and Girl O' My Dreams (1934) as a treat#brother that shits gonna make me a s c e n d
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I can't believe my brother got this retired lego bc "he likes lego" and not me, the kid who would basically only ever watch wall-e, what went through my parents mind
#I watched my brother build this with my dad and they wouldn't let me join bc it was my brother's birthday#I just wanted to help make wall-e alive :(#(And take him for myself nyehehehe)#Tbh it's a bit bc my parents mightve been weirdly sexist or smth and thought that only boys enjoyed lego#Like#I got this lego friends (the “”girl“” lego) set for my birthday once. And not this guy#RAHHH#I'm not ungrateful I like my mini wall-e and Eva but I find this forever funny and devastating lol
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Forgiveness
Buster: Meena, does your Bible thing say anything about forgiving Artica for playing peek-a-boo with someone’s ears?
Meena: Well, Matthew 18:22 does say that Jesus is willing to forgive seventy times seven.
[Buster pauses, trying to do the math in his head]
Meena: 490, Mr. Moon.
Buster: I feel like I’ve spent more than half that amount on Miss Crawly alone!
#sing 2021#sing 2016#meena sing#sing buster moon#Meena is a good girl#Meena is a Christian#I dare you to fight me for it!#my brother got it as a birthday present#God wants me to forgive them was my first VeggieTales show#I didn’t officially care for th8s franchise until my senior year in high school
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the reason ichiro’s under the impression people just text their feelings at each other is because that’s how kuukou love mailed him all the time lmao
#this is vee speaking#my all day everyday ichikuu agenda LOL#it is DISGUSTING how much i’m going to miss the bb stage actors 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#matsuda-san’s jiro had me by the balls from the moment i saw him and he’s only gotten more charismatic!!!!!!!#i can still write fcking sonnets about his long neck help!!!!!!!#nagashima-san using his higher key to harmonise with his bros was his own spin on the songs and it FCKS#AKIRA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ICHIRO AND I LOVE YOUR AD LIB RAPS#he makes such a handsome ichiro bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#that skit was hilarious btw lmao#i didn’t know i needed ichiro having an entire crisis because he thinks he’s too bad to give a good impression on saburo’s hypothetical gf#so he makes jiro play the part of an actual princess bc of course that’s the kinda girl saburo would bag lmao#and saburo being brought to tears because he’s that overstimulated by his anxieties and his brothers’ sheer stupidity lmao#but i got it and i’m very grateful for it lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Today was the second birthday this year of a friend that I thought I was really close with that i didn’t get invited to
#birthday#fake friends#friend group#I’ve literally counseled this girl through half her shit this year and then she doesn’t even invite me to her birthday that she invited#people she barely talks to too and then after that she turns around and hangs out with my fucking brother of all people#I can’t wait for a new school next year so I can finally get away from the people who stopped appreciating me a long time ago#I know it sounds kinda selfish but I truly have not done anything (in the last 4 years) to ever hurt or fully disregard them and I really#don’t know what happened#one week we were waking to and from school together everyday and now I feel like I’ve been rejected from our walking group and I’m literally#uncomfortable walking with them in the mornings because they just fully ignore me the entire time#this isn’t even about just the one friend anymore#this is also happening with someone else who was supposed to be my best friend and now she barely talks to me anymore#and like I can accept that we’re not bffs anymore cause it happened a year or two ago so I’ve moved passed it#but she just pretends I don’t exist anymore#we have like three classes together and on snap she got an send it that’s said like tag your fav people on each class#and when I tell you i was in the room with her when she posted I and she didn’t even mention me#istfg#im gonna stop now because this is getting extremely ranty but I can’t really talk to anyone about this irl so this is just my vent space now
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told my birth mom i loved her for the first time in like a decade and felt weird and she sent back a thumbs up and now i feel extra weird
#speaking#my brother and i talked for a bit n he lightly shit talked my dad abr like. generally being unaccepting of me#n he was like ''i dont care as long as youre happy'' which was sweet.#he got my name wrong once and immediately caught it and apologized and i dont even care bc i know hes trying and also#hes around ppl that Dont try AND like. idk i cant tell if its scraps but i'll take it#my kid sister also has a crush on a girl n i dont wanna like make it weird by asking too many questions#but also. funny as shit that my asshole dad had 4 gay kids#bc the twins are both bi with just wild amounts of internalized homophobia#anyways. birthday 👍 i think the ramen we got last night upset my tummy so i called out today -_-#local dyke works his birthday but not the day after. evil.
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Once or twice a year I am hit by a massive wave of homesickness for America that makes me literally nauseous and almost feverish. Anyway I am metaphorically turning my heart inside out as I think about junky old Lincoln, Nebraska and a mice-infested farmhouse and living off of food stamps.
#mousehours#sort of#i was five years old and we had a pet rabbit named Floppy#we thought it was a girl rabbit but it was actually a male 🤷🏻♀️#also we had a garden but nothing really grew except our onions#and we had a scare-rabbit instead of a scarecrow because the rabbits were eating all of our vegetables#and I had a secret hideout behind a tree and some bushes where I kept my bob the builder toys#and once my brother and I locked ourselves in the attic and had to be rescued by our dad taking the door off the hinges#there were cracks in the bedroom windows that the wind whistled through#my sister and I got to paint our room half pink and half purple#my brother was seven and just starting first grade and he cut himself with scissors#and fell down the stairs to the basement one day#our neighbours were farmers and they let us put up a rope swing in their hay barn#I was so tiny the grass reached my chin and whenever we went running through the hay fields I was assaulted by grasshoppers#*ping* on my forehead#the church smelled like potatoes all the time and the Sunday school teacher was named Miss Becky and I loved her#she gave me a toy horse for my sixth birthday#…#personal
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The problem with both my parents coming from families with predominantly sisters, is that I grew up being told that adult brothers don't talk to their sisters and won't give them the time of day. Not the most encouraging message given I have 6 brothers. So I do get unreasonably please when my 20 year old brother decides 'you know what, I'm gonna tell my big sister about this' like really 🥹
#Demon Spawn#+Extra#the girls outnumber the boys in every other aspect of my family except in my house#where my brothers make up more than 90% of the nephews and boy cousins#anyway my brother has snapped me multiple times this week#he kept me updated on my little brothers birthday as i couldnt be there and my mum hadnt messaged me#he messaged me about two different things yesterday#first that hes got his first car after passing his practical a couple weeks ago#and then to message me about a facebook status our mum posted which he rebuted with memories of our shenanigans#not a very mushy family so its always a nice surprise when one of my younger siblings is like no i actually like having you as a sibling
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I am very pale and it was my niece’s birthday party yesterday and she had a pool party, so I was sitting in the sun (lathered in sunscreen obviously) for a little over an hour before I retreated to shade. But today, I have a very defined tan line from my watch and my partner doesn’t think it’s as impressive as I do.
#my mom brother and nephew are all the people who burn pretty much as soon as they step into the sun#and the birthday girl is like that#it's the red hair#so is their mom actually those poor kids were doomed to sunburn#my middle niece is like me and my dad though#and i was always lucky because it was not like that for me#but as i got older i got super pale because i just stopped enjoying being outside#ANYWAY i can't believe how fucking pale i am and i can't believe that in an hour of sun my skin is like#oh hey look at what i can do#personal
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i went out for brunch with my friend and she gave me a belated birthday present and part of it was this capybara that she MADE me out of clay??? im literally crying oh my god it's so cute
#LIKE IM SOBBING HOMEMADE THINGS JUST HIT DIFFERENT#SHE TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE THIS FOR *ME*😭😭#fyi capybaras are my favourite animals it's my username on like every single online game i play#i also have a plush capybara that my brother got me for my birthday a few years ago lol#she also got me an indigo gift card and a michael's gift card like😭 this girl is speaking to *all* my interests im crying#shut up rebecca#non sims
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will my birthday ever pass without me having to cry and grieve for my 14 year old mother. probably not. Unfortunately.
#Grappled with suicidality vs being pro-life for years. i understand the fallacy of i wouldn't think this if id never been born and i accept#it. bc anything more is emotion not logic. i can be happy to be alive in moments while knowing#that if she had never suffered no one would know the difference because there wouldn't even be the idea of me to miss. im happy i got this#chance and im sad because im suicidal and all of that is ultimately only incidentally related to my mama not having abortion access.#i just hope shes happy now. I think about her a lot and it hurts. I hope i don't hurt her to think about.#i don't even know if she knows whay today is but i think thats ok. i think id rather her not know today is her childs birthday than to thinl#she could be agonizing over me like i her.#shes eternally frozen to me in the school picture of a little blond teen girl and i think thats ok.#i just hope im not frozen as a moment of pain to her. as i child i struggled with feelings abandoned but now its sadness and guilt.#i hope i didn't hurt her. i hope i still don't. I don't want my mama to have forgotten about me but id rather she be moved on from losing me#than for her to be sad#i know she kept my brother and i hope he was easy enough to raise. i hope she had it easy enough. im happy im alive but i wish it wasn't at#the cost of knowing i ruined her life. she was beautiful . i hope shes happy now. i hope she doesn't miss me life i do her.#i wish i could have known her instead of what i did. but im still glad she let me go into the system if it was best for her.
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I promised you some lions! Let's talk about manes, males, and management.
This is Tandie, the current male lion at the Woodland Park Zoo.
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Notice anything odd about him? He's got one of those hilarious awkward teenager manes. Except... this cat is nine years old.
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I was, of course, immediately curious.
Manes serve a lot of purposes for male lions, including being an indicator of health and fitness - it's actually a sexually selected trait and a social signal. Mane texture / hair quality / length is dependent on nutrition and the body having energy to grow (and carry around!) that much hair! The color is also a signal: males with darker manes have been found to have higher testosterone levels.
In one research report, wild males were much more likely to avoid a lion decoy when it had a longer or darker mane - but the girls really loved a dark mane. It's thought this is because a long, dark mane is an indicator of mate quality. Males with longer, darker manes have higher testosterone and were pretty healthy: meaning they had more energy for fighting, had a better chance of recovering if they got injured, and generally had a higher rate of offspring survival. Manes matter!
So, back to Tandie. He was actually born at the Woodland Park Zoo in 2014 alongside two brothers, to dad Xerxes and mother Adia.
This was Xerxes (rip).
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Obviously, a very large, dark, lush mane on Xerxes here. So where did these blond muttonchops come from on his son?
I asked the zoo docents and got an answer that didn't make a lot of sense. They told me that after the three cubs grew into adolescents, they were moved to the Oakland Zoo together. But living together suppressed his testosterone, and he never grew a mane.
Hmmmm.
Here's a photo from 2016, when the brothers debuted at Oakland. They're a year and a half old in this photo.
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And here's from an announcement for their third birthday.
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Okay, so these dudes obviously all were growing manes as of 2017. I think Tandie is the one on the left in the first photo, and laying down in the middle on the second. What happened?
I was just in the Bay Area for a zoo road trip, of course I went to Oakland and tracked down a docent to ask some questions.
It turns out that shortly after the brothers turned three, they started acting like adult male lions: they started scuffling regularly. It's a normal social thing for male lions to live in groups, called coalitions, but according to my lion experts there's generally a baseline level of some social jostling within them. It wasn't quite clear from what the docent said if they couldn't manage the boys together, or if they just wanted to avoid the scratches and small wounds that result from normal lion behavior. Regardless, they put all three of the boys on testosterone blockers in order to be able to keep them together as a social group.
Now, I don't know a lot about the use of hormone alteration as a form of captive animal management, except in the case of birth control. I don't think it's something that's unethical - there was just a webinar on it that I saw go by - but I don't think it's commonly done with big cats. Lions have kind of complicated reproductive cycles, and for instance, we've been learning that female lions can take much longer to come into estrus again than expected after coming off hormonal birth control.
In males, testosterone blockers (or being neutered) means they lose their manes. This is why a lot of rescues will do a vasectomy on their males instead of a neuter - it allows them to keep their mane and the social signals that accompany it.
Tandie returned home to Woodland Park Zoo after Xerxes passed in early 2022, and the docent told me all of the lions had been off their blockers "for while." I'd guess those things happened around the same time, since bringing the trio down to a duo at Oakland would reduce some of the social tensions.
Hormones are such interesting things, though. One of Tandie's brothers has a full mane again, and the other is still totally mane-less.
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As for Tandie, his mane is growing back in, and it looks like he might rival his dad for length and coloration.
He started here, in February:
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Yesterday:
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What a difference four months (and maybe proximity to a girl) makes!
#big cats#lion#african lion#big cat behavior#zoo animals#zoo animal welfare#captive animal management#zoos
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soooo annoying how my mom is always like ‘you kids are so unappreciative to your aunt!!’ girl u hate her ass dont act like we’re in the wrong…..
#its not even like we dislike her either. well okay maybe a little but she’s honestly kind of weird but still my mom hates her and we dont so#its her birthday soon and my moms always like why arent you makig a card. girl i am i just have other shit to do#IM always the one putting in effort for this sort of thing and my brothers never do anything#and anyways i sent her a card last year and she got sooo fucking pissed at my and my brother because it was a couple days late#okay not my fault you moved to live in the middle of nowhere on top of a mountain in the other end of the country#at least we still gave you something. which notably my mother didnt!!#complaining hours at chez muirneach sorry this is my last post i swear im gonna go draw now#in my defence i started my period this morning so im gonna blame my bad mood on that#idk my moms been getting mad about this for years it really pisses me off#at leass with my dad he hates his siblings with his whole chest and doesnt try to make us do anything about it
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