#my brain is only hetalia

[evilresidentz]

i feel so sigma and awwwwwww awwwwwwww awwwww

[romatito]

practice is going well 🫢😬

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

gerita eye strain thingy and assorted goobers who else wants to krll themselves

[floralcrematorium]

bitches be like "i'm going to make so much art in 2025 and write so much" and then only have 2 finished illustrations 1/4th into the year

it's me. i'm bitches.

[hellonerf]

i have been into hetalia since around 2017 and may i say. your way of viewing hetalia is the most accurate i have ever seen

i got hit by the blessing of this experienced anon, thank you experienced anon! i'm in my mindworld of dreams playing with my yo-yo(the yoyo is hetalia)

[torao-chan]

been thinking about one of my og ot3s.... prussia/canada/romano again....

[eruverse]

Everyone: Ivan is gay

Eru: Ivan has mommy kink

[kaze-sunfish-kid]

Melee weapon

[blutpop]

AUAUUAUAGAGAHUAYAGGAUAUGHLILYOFTHELAMPLIGHTTTTUAUAUAUUSEUQUHAGAUIAHA

[altruistic-meme]

get to know your fanfic writer :]

i got tagged by @spaghett-onaplate thank you darling <3

When did you post your first ever fanfic? ok so ik i actually have one that's older but i don't know when it was. so my first ever posted that i can find was October 2, 2015, on Wattpad.

First character(s) you wrote for: sigh. England and America from Hetalia.

Main character(s) you’re currently writing for: Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten from All For The Game, Laurent and Damen from Captive Prince, Crowley from Good Omens, Wilhelm and Simon from Young Royals

Character(s) you haven’t written about before but plan on writing about soon: Both Laurent and Crowley (since I've only written very little for either and haven't shared them yet!) and also Wymack from All For The Game as well!

Fandom(s) you’re currently writing for: All For The Game, Captive Prince, Good Omens, and I wanna include Young Royals though I haven't touched my WIPs for.... a minute.

Platonic pairing(s) you currently write for: Andrew & Kevin, Neil & Kevin, Auguste & Laurent, Crowley & Muriel

Romantic pairing(s) you currently write for: Neil/Andrew, Damen/Laurent, Crowley/Aziraphale, Wilhelm/Simon

Your top 3 tags on AO3 (if you post your works on AO3): #1: Fluff (16), #2: Angst (8), #3: Hurt/Comfort (7)

Your current platform where you post your works: Ao3: AmericanCanada

Snippet of the wip you’re currently working on: here is a little bit from "laurent stabs damen" bc my more recent WIPs don't actually have any actual... writing going on yet.

He was led to yet another tent that looked the same as every other tent and Laurent truly wondered how anyone knew where anything was here. Even the tent the King had been in hadn’t had anything but its relative size to distinguish it from all the others. And the physician’s tent hadn’t had anything at all to signify what was inside.  Maybe that was the point. It certainly would make it more difficult to find the Prince’s tent or where the food was stored or, as it so happened, where Laurent was being held prisoner.  The tent that the Prince had brought him to was simply furnished, generously put: a pallet to sleep on, a copper pot to use as a bathroom, and a low table that had a pitcher and cup on it. Laurent wasn’t sure if those were the standard or if they had been brought in for his benefit. “No golden chains?” he asked before he could help himself.

i am going to choose to leave this open but absolutely tag me if you do it!!

[f0rgetf0rgetting]

ameest au inspired in the scum villain self saving system that i just pulled out of my ass

im still thinking what to do with and the details of what the “original novel” was about, im thinking cardverse setting

[aphcardverse-archive]

Day 3: Conflict

Prompts: Forbidden Love Espionage Duel

Remember to tag this blog, so I can find your work!

[nescafes]

another ramble about hws Belarus specifically DenBela or my head is going to explode I'm so sorry let me get this out of my system and then I'll shut up because the entanglement of this rare pair is DELICIOUS

• Menaces, they will egg each other on to torment people for entertainment, repercussion are nonexistent in their heads. Unapologetically impulsive tag team.

• She is perfectly capable of bringing out something feral in him and 100% she's internally v much omg hot viking daddy lets go fuck shit up to heavy metal and make out in a gothic church.

• He will do literally anything she asks because he likes making her happy, would do anything to even chance getting a laugh out of her. Which links back up to the other two points tbh he's done some borderline evil shit to get her to laugh (straight up decked Sweden in front of everybody, Sealand cried, Finland had to be restrained by like 5 people, it was complete chaos but hey at least Natalya was having the time of her life)

• At dinner she gets a salad but eats most of his fries and Mathias doesn't care.

• He's let her use his phone for prank calls, now his number is blocked by both Poland and Lithuania. She thinks it's hilarious.

• Ivan was absolutely devo when he found out they were sleeping together, worst news of his life, cue the theatrics, little sister being a traitor again (has a relatively stellar working relationship w/ den he's just shattered that it's denmark dicking down his sister) and running amuck with one of his childhood tormentors how fucking dare you do this to me Natalya, why are you like this, that man is a DEMON- you two work completely fine with one another- and you are bringing him into THIS HOUSE no I don't care that you don't live with me anymore he's too FUCKING CLOSE- u literally talk shit about Sweden with him- DEMON.

• Shamelessly told Norway 'I'm like you but hotter and I fuck your boyfriend better, what are you going to do about it loser?' Nothing he did absolutely nothing.

• the daddy 'as a joke' thing from the last post was completely offhand but now it's in my head like a ear worm, fuck it that can stay. 50 points if he calls her kitten- the state of his back says enough.

• Takes sneaky pictures of him when he's asleep bc she thinks he looks cute, will also stay awake all night tracing all of his scars and counting his freckles.

• She's outright asked him if he ever killed somebody just for the sake of it and he just look at her like 'babe rlly?' and then she remembered how he was when he was younger and just kinda 'right, of course you have'. He won't confirm or deny.

• They 100% send each other nudes that are saved on their phones when they're in conferences, they've both got flawless poker faces but the people sitting behind them most certainly don't. Germany doesn't know if he wants to beat the shit out of Denmark or go somewhere to die in peace. Boo hoo poor little gay boy doesn't know what to do about getting a secondhand glance at Russia's sister's tits and knowing his neighbour is getting some.

• He talked sooooooooooooooooooo much shit when he saw Twilight on her bookshelf, he's a book snob and she despises (loves) it.

• He's also the coffee snob, but she's the alcohol gatekeeper, he can't argue with her on that one because yes vodka is more effective.

• Whenever she pops up with something completely out of left field he just goes with it automatically, like oh okay we're talking about this now, well yes of course humanity is doomed sweetie but I'm still waiting on my beer so their annihilation will have to wait 💕 (-:

• Netflix and no chill is v much a normal night

• He will manhandle her and it makes her dizzy when he does, she's obsessed, but he treats her like a fuckin queen no ifs no buts. Doesn't stop him from blowing her back out tho js. Definitely is able to do it while standing and only supporting her with his arms.

• Has stolen at least 5 articles of his clothing.

• They don't know what being quiet is AT ALL, teeth and nails and some weird shit we just don't want to talk about but safe (arguably they're both freaks) sane (mostly) and consensual.

• Tall, blonde, built, sus, has a history of control issues, definitely has abandonment issues, ur smile is a fucking front sir what fucked up things are going on in ur head yeah he's 100% her type and on the flip side she's into the occult, blonde, stoic, into sharp things, an immature smartass with a foul mouth, goth, into heavy metal, and can talk about literally anything at length = exactly his type (similarities to norway are not lost on her)

• First thing she said to him was 'You look like you have a big cock' Ivan was not happy at all, had to physically drag her away nO naTALYA 'but I want to touch his di-' STOP.

i have so much more this is a fucking curse i'm still not even close

[lordsardine]

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[whatthehellsurechicken]

Magma is the only thing I can do besides studying.

My head ame tells me to watch hetalia but I have to study study study study study,,,, cana looking at his tie and thinks does this color even fit me? Overthinking and getting more distressed until he cries over stupid things. God why is life so hard!!!!!!!! Eff my Baka life… eheh,,, stares at his skin thinking too hard about things too hard. I miss my asshole incompetent stupid brain dead sister. I want t die .

I miss hetalia and cute ame

[iam-lnt]

The Age of Louis XIV

Voltaire, who wrote Le sciècle de Louis XIV (The Age of Louis XIV), started off by doing a recount of the states of Europe before Louis XIV. and my hetalia brain rot began to go wild so i figure this can help me understand the first chapter of the book better so I sorted out quotes and made a brief summary for each mentioned nation in order that is written in the book to help enforce my understanding.

Germany*

*- "Germany" refers to the Empire of Germany, known in history as the Holy Roman Empire; since the 15th century, its throne had been occupied by the Habsburgs

"...the most powerful neighbor which France has...it abounds more with sturdy men inured to labor." "this great Germanic body...is maintained in [... ] order and regularity [...] The difference of government and genius makes...the Germans [more proper] for acting on the defensive."

Summary: strong, divided into two parties by Christianity. Emperor has less power in compare to a King in France. Was at the time pretty poor despite being "rich at home", and would eventually see its flourishing later on.

Spain

"...more formidable to Europe than the Germanic Empire. The kings of Spain were infinitely more absolute and rich than emperors..." "[Spain] under Philip II became a vast body without substance, which had more reputation than real strength...Notwithstanding all these disadvantages, Spain, by being united to the empire, threw a very formidable weight into the balance of Europe."

Summary: strong #2, starting to see its weak points, but still a ringing force and surviving well with the colonies.

Portugal

"...Portugal was again made a kingdom...through necessity, cultivated trades...entered into a league with the French and Dutch against Spain." "Portugal...extended its trade, and augmented its power..."

Summary: doing well over there. Shall watch your career with great interest.

The United Provinces

"...almost the only example in the world of what may be done by the love of liberty and unwearied labor. There poor people...made head against the whole collected force of their master and tyrant...and founded a power which we have seen counterbalancing that of Spain itself." "...they established a form of government which preserves...equality, the most natural right of human kind."

Summary: quite an admirable force (don't mess with the Dutch's money bags™️). Good government.

England

"England...arrogated to itself the sovereignty of the seas, and pretended to preserve a balance between the powers of Europe." "This civil war...[made England] lost [...] credit in Europe...trade was obstructed, and other nations looked upon [England]...till the time that she at once became more formidable than ever, under the rule of Cromwell."

Summary: pirate arc of England sprouting. Charles I could do well in anything but being a king ("ill-advised prince"). Waiting for Cromwell to do his thing.

Rome/The rest of Italy

I merged these two parts together for ✨aesthetics✨

"[Rome] has very little trade or money. [Rome's] spiritual authority...is slighted and abhorred by one half of Christendom...yet [...] some [...] resist [Rome's] will at times with reason and success." "but [the privileges] of Rome, by an almost constant proper use of resolution and concession, has preserved all that was humanly possible for her to preserve." "Some rights, many pretensions, patience and politics are all that Rome has left now of that ancient power..."

Summary: typical pope behavior, but in reality was losing respect and control. Impressively that was dealt with seasoned insight, and different oppositions of different kings/emperors were met with different levels of defense ("submissive...terrible to..acting cunningly"). Sly old fox, if you will.

"...situated in a peaceble country...biassed by various interests." "The state of Florence enjoyed tranquility and abundance under [...] Medici; and literature, arts, and politeness [...] still flourished there."

Summary: the typical Renaissance still doing the thing. Less disturbed by conflicts compared to the northern parts.

The Northern Kingdoms

"The Swedes [...] were a freer nation by their constitution which admits even the lowest class of the people into the assembly of the general estates." "Denmark...was no longer so [formidable] to any power."

Summary: Sweden good. Denmark flopping a bit. The rest of the northern kingdoms were doing their best (fighting)

The Turks

"The seraglio, though corrupted by effeminacy, still retained its cruelty...when it had [recovered from wars], this empire became again formidable."

Summary: may look messy back home but still don't underestimate the power

The situation of France

"France [...] was in alliance with Sweden, Holland, Savoy and Portugal...was engaged in a war against the empire of Spain...The French there has done the Spaniards and Germans a great deal of mischief, and had suffered as much themselves."

Summary: fighting with Spain (and also the house of Austria, so also Germany), tho the battles has reduced to petty squabbles over "a few frontier towns". Richelieu came to raise tax.

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Works cited The Works of Voltaire. A Contemporary Version. A Critique and Biography by John Morley, notes by Tobias Smollett, trans. William F. Fleming (New York: E.R. DuMont, 1901). In 21 vols. Vol. XII.

--- Rambling (just a little) time.

Okay first off, bear in mind that all the quotes and summarized content are from the pov of Voltaire, so there can be possible biases.

I've been invested in the reign of Louis XIV for quite a while now, and I can attribute the reasons to 1) BBC Versailles, 2) Molière, and 3) general liking to history at the time (17-18c). I'm trying to figure out what exactly that the time period attracted me so much, like what "vibe" what "ideal" etc, but I'm still trying. And reading that book, which is long as hell, not to mention the messy af™️ European drama and people having Too Similar Names may just be helpful in terms of getting to know the history that happened in and around the court of Louis XIV.

Welp, gotta read more if I want to know more.