#my brain is an enigma

[the-lavender-clown]

I will never not think that it’s hilarious that I truly do not care about ships 99% of the time but in that microscopic 1% where I find a ship that intrigues me I go absolutely INSANE about them

[lawgx2010]

when shes been putting off a bit much on oil

[hydraulic-badger]

I was trying to write my Harryanthe fic, and I just realized that I gave Ianthe a fucking polish accent when I read the book. It just felt natural to me. My brain assigned accents to no other character, not even Corona, so it's extra weird.

Does anybody else have wild whacky headcanons that have no basis in reality?

[wispisstillverybored67]

I realized who Alastor reminds me of. He acts (kind of) like Hannibal Lecter.

[ex-mortis-evie]

me: okay time to be productive! I wanna write so much and try to finish some WIP’s

writer’s block, dom drop, mental instability, outside interference, brainrot, the noid:

[the-spirited-one]

Gabriel has forgotten how bad it is to have beef with a crown bearer

(Don’t ask me what this is, I wasn’t kidding when I said I have the attention span of a fucking squirrel)

[malikson]

I'm following you because I'm studying your brain 👀

oh lots of things to study about it for sure

anonymously (or not) tell me why you follow me

[calamariariii]

I Don't know what this is, i Don't know what it means, all i know is i made it and i smashed "incidental" and "estrogen" together

[evilgreenbogwater]

Saw this tumblr ad and for a hot minute thought it was advertising personalized in memoriam fetish dog collars

[r0k0]

That’ll fix me, probably.

2 loveless aros…. Technically he’s only confirmed asexual but c’mon.

[boi-zizzoi]

OKAY SO I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS AND I'M SO CONFUSED BECAUSE I NEVER USE DRAFTS AND IT'STHE ONLY THING IN HERE WHAT.

ANYWAY HERE IT IS:

Quote of the day: "I super-duper want this fuckin' barrel."

[agileo-101]

Metamorphosis of Enigma AU (or simply Infection AU)

Scarab and Prismo is office workers who don't get along. But now, they must learn to trust each other if they want to survive. The infected are simply called TEETH

[lettucing]

genuinely had a dream last night that jack manifold and ellie neale broke up and they weren’t saying why but after a few weeks jack revealed on shut up im taking that it was bc he caught her reading schlatt fanfic on tumblr and it became a really public messy breakup and schlatt got involved and then a bunch of drama channels started covering it and defending ellie like "its not real. its not cheating its called real person FICTION. she didn’t do anything wrong" and the other side was like “that’s so fucked up schlatt and jack are good friends and she’s a cheater and a BITCH” and schlatt was like “what can i say ladies love me🤷‍♂️” and it became a huge drama thing that ppl got SO invested in and there were like hardcore stans and it went to court and was being streamed on twitch and it was all so fucking crazy. schlatt paid everyone off and put jack in jail at the end and i woke up with tears in my eyes and im dead fucking serious.

[wispisstillverybored67]

Me: Haha, Gelato kinda looks like Oersted with a fringe.

Me: ...

Me, now stuck with the horrific realization that I can't unsee things:

[friszil]

worst therapist ever (i desire this thing carnally)

[starstruckodysseys]

diversity win! the staff members manipulating children for the past three years and trying to overthrow if not murder the principal are in a homoerotic relationship!