#my brain has been microwaved

[theconquerorwormhoard]

[evil-sometimes]

I am completely obsessed with a crown of candy. like caramelinda and lazuli were IN LOVE. imagine you're caramelinda. you are married to the love of your life. and she dies. your country is unstable, you need to remarry, politically. you have to remarry to her baby brother who up until now has just been a reckless prince getting up to stupid shit in the war. and now he's your husband. and now he's king. you have two daughters with him. he is a useless ruler, so you manage everything. you try to keep your family safe. your daughters grow up and take after their father. they take after lazuli. they are reckless. they just want to fight things, and you feel like their jailer, trying to impose rules, trying to keep them safe. you love them and would break apart if anything happened to them. you miss your wife. you have been married to your husband for 20 years now. he has been by your side longer than you even knew your wife. you deserved her, not him. it is impossible not to love him. but never like you loved her. he is still an irresponsible reckless warrior. he is a coward. he is your partner in life. you have children and a kingdom together. one of your daughters dies. she dies sneaking away after you told her to go to bed. you are queen. you are supposed to be able to protect her. you had ordered people to follow her and keep her safe. she still died. you want to blame her. you want to blame everyone. you want to blame yourself, you tried so hard to keep her safe. you cry in your husbands arms. you find out your wife kept secrets from you. you have to leave your home. your family is in danger. your family is protecting itself. you feel like dead weight. you miss your wife.

[third-king-of-salmonids]

SCREW ANARCHY SPLATCAST WE GOT OUR OWN THING

READY FOR A XTRA AIRWAVE? ITS TIME FOR

🐟 TRIUMVIRATE TV 🐟

WELCOME TO THE COOLER AND SWAGGIER ANNOUCEMENTS TV SHOW! ANYWAY, CURRENTLY IN ROTATION IS THAT BASTARD BOA-WAIT WHAT!? WE’RE GETTING A TRANSMISSION!!

WOAH!! ITS THE VOICE FROM THE DEPTHS!! IT WENT DING!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-

OH YEAH NOW WE’RE COOKING >:V

UH THAT SAID WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON SNACKS SO WE DONT HAVE ANY LEFT FOR MORE DIALOG SO UHHHH PICKATEAMBELOWOKAYBYEEE

[luthqrs]

EMILY PRENTISS and JENNIFER JAREAU in CRIMINAL MINDS 3x09 | ‘Penelope’

[saltpepperbeard]

you know why else ed probably ran?

because he has everything that makes life living to him. warmth. good food. intercourse. orgasms. he got all of that fulfilled within a very short time. it all came right back to him—almost like he manifested it in the gravy bowl.

…and yet he still doesn’t feel right. he still doesn’t feel settled or happy with himself. he still doesn’t feel stable with life at all.

so, with such core foundations being challenged, with such core foundations failing him, what ground is there left to stand on? he’s stepping out into thin air, into the complete unknown. and that is an extremely frightening thing. that is a reason to panic indeed.

[ogsherlockholmes]

Hey Mr Holmes! What are you doing on that ledge? Mr Holmes- oh GOOD HEAVENS MR HOLMES WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[salted15]

on that ms paint dithering swag this fine friday evening

[fatuismooches]

Bit of random fragile reader lore that probably doesn't make sense, but it creates some angst which is my purpose now.

Reader's illness is a curse from Celestia themselves. If they can hand out Visions, there's no telling what else they can do. They have bestowed this suffering onto others for certain reasons, but you are the only one who's survived due to Dottore's forbidden research. It's also why he seeks every kind of knowledge there is, but also why he can find virtually nothing on your illness since Celestia keeps themselves well-guarded. Therefore, another reason why Dottore stays with the Fatui besides for his research is for the downfall of Celestia. Doesn't tell you this information since he knows you'll lose it because of how almighty Celestia is and that you'll think there's little chance or hope for you.

If you were ever to receive a Vision, you'd be angered to the point words couldn't describe it. Of course, you'd view it as a cruel joke and mocking from Celestia. You try to destroy it, toss it, anything to have it shatter in front of you, but to no avail, so Dottore stores it somewhere you'll never see it again.

Idk. Fragile reader is like my baby and i think they deserve some nice lore as a treat.

[bloodfin]

sorry for having a fat ass and correct opinions on everything - rain ghoul, probably

[gen-0]

Okay I might be the only one seeing this but hear me out-

Look at how he’s looking at Amy right now, a slightly sad expression with his ears flopping forward, wanting to comfort her

But then….

She closes her eyes, and he lets every emotion scatter across his face, he looks at her with such a soft expression as he hold out his hand to try to comfort her

But as soon as Amy opens her eyes, that soft expression is gone, as if a wall was built up, and the hand begins to drift away, as if he doesn’t want her to know just how much he cares about her

[unethicallypleistocene]

Obsessed with the mid-movie retcon that Magneto um-actually DIDN’T kill JFK in Days of Future Past: it’s so strangely inserted that I can only conclude that the writers needed a reason to put him in prison and worked backwards from there. I’m guessing they assumed it would render him unsalvageable as a sometimes-protagonist (which, untrue imo, but you have to admit it’s tantamount to putting “Iron Man did 9/11” in your little time travel movie) BUT this bizarre backtracking raises more questions. For one, taking what he says at face value, it just paints Magneto as absurdly incompetent. We SAW how easy bullet redirection was for him in First Class (cough cough) so it seems implausible that stopping JFK’s brain from becoming soup would be in any way challenging. Furthermore, JFK being a mutant (I legit laughed when I heard this, it’s so out of nowhere) has its OWN set of implications. Was that the entire reason behind his assassination? Is this a JFK conspiracy reference? Does this make Rosemary Kennedy’s lobotomy even more fucked up? (yes it does) And if this isn’t common knowledge then presumably JFK didn’t do shit when it came to mutant rights. Not to say that Magneto would just let him die for closeted inaction but I doubt he’d be that invested in saving a non-asset. BUT if this is just a lie to make himself look better it’s absolutely ridiculous for all the reasons listed above. You would think sitting in prison would give him enough time to come up with something better. Anyway. I know he did it

[redo-rewind-if]

Time for this week's report! Not much to add, so let's just get into it shall we?

Next Update (Chapter 3 & 4? Maybe?):

Intro Scene (if not on music fest route): 100%

Music Fest Routes (Solo, V, and Amara): 100%

Club Pyre Path: 78%

August Part 2 Electric Boogaloo: 0% (not started)

Avoid Death (Eventually?): 0% (not started)

Work Time! (End of Chapter): 0% (short outline, not started)

Inching closer to finally finishing the club path. Thankfully, I haven't decided to add anything else to the outline so here's hoping I can get it done and move on to the next section soon! 😊

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

so unfair that i have to write essays and shit when i could instead be thinking about normal oak.....

[plusultraetc]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESENT MIC, I got you (super)villainy <3

[aromanthur-lester]

aro and aroace flag colour-picked from this shot from wild blue yonder because i am obsessed with it

[rhymetimeart]

coffee and flowers 💐

close-ups under the cut 💙