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#he's perfect to me my perfect beautiful boyfailure#iwtv#armand iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand
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absolute territory
#mha#bnha#dabi#touya todoroki#mha fanart#pinkart#shes an absolute terror for absolute territoryyyyy#gold staples dabi forever#my meow meow#my shayla#my 20 something boyfailure <3
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#girlboss#boyboss#boyfailure#i am deranged#i will never die#i licked a power pole the other day and it showed me wonderous things#196#rule#r/196#apartmentofawesome#:3#hello trans people on my phone#if you reblog this aria i'll kill you#they hate to see a girlboss winning#me irl
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the alienation of the mind
#daniil dankovsky#pathologic#даниил данковский#мор утопия#first time playing im on day 7 im taking a break because this game stresses me the FUCK out#but mark my words you will see more of this bug#his boyfailure vibes has captivated me#aert
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arent u tired of being of being nice..... dont u wanna go Apeshitt
(quote in no.3 courtesy of tearay1073's comment on this vid)
#mak art#mak draws pl#mak draws aa#professor layton#hershel layton#luke triton#jean descole#last specter#phoenix wright#plvspw#professor layton vs phoenix wright#last specter spoilers#eternal diva spoilers#free therapy is just projecting ur personality traits onto ur favs tbh#plus these are all quotes from the game + one paraphrased from the movie#what's funny is that it's almost split half-half on being directed at descole or nick. Cantankerous Bitch or lawyer boyfailure#the only one that isn't is the 'wild animal' one#and everyone seems to get that one wrong and think he's sassing luke but he's not!!!!! he's sassing the guy luke was trying to talk to!!!!#but yea. enjoy my projectotron 3000 art#also just realized my handwritings a bit shit. sorry
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one romance option wasn't enough for companion murat, so i made two more. :D
so! if lucanis is romanced by rook, then murat has a chance either with neve or davrin. and who he ends up with depends on the player. the game remembers how many times you brought davrin\murat or neve\murat with you on the missions. the couple which was with you the most - wins. if you never paired any of them, then he'll stay alone, if it was the same amount of times - random.
wanted to illustrate their dynamics a little. :> annoy or be annoyed.
#dragon age#datv#dragon age rook#murat de riva#companion murat au#my oc#neve gallus#neverook#davrin#davrook#nevemur is girlboss\boyfailure#davmur is from ur so fucking annoying can you shut the fuck up already to lovers
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Absolutely convinced that Gojo Satoru has a thing for nursing from his pretty girlfriend.
It doesn't matter if your tits are big or small, perky or soft. Once he's through the door, he's making a beeline straight for you, large hands sliding under your shirt, inching upwards.
"Please baby," he'd shove his face against your neck, try to sweeten the deal by peppering kisses down the length of it. "I had such a long day, need you to make it better for me. Please, please."
He'll drag you to the nearest horizontal surface—couch, counter, bed—sky-blue eyes glittering as he waits eagerly for you to hike up your shirt. The whine that comes from the back of his throat when he finally sees your chest is nothing short of pathetic, but he really doesn't care. Not when he's this desperate.
He's latching on as soon as you let him, tongue swirling around your nipple, giving it the worship it's due. It doesn't take him long to start sucking, lashes fluttering as he moans contentedly. He'll play with your other breast while he does it, warming it up for him to suck on next.
All the while, his hips grind jerkily against your thigh, half-hard. He doesn't need you to touch him (he's more here for comfort than anything), but he certainly won't refuse it if you offer. He groans against your chest as you make quick work of pulling him out of his slacks, stroking his already leaking cock nice and slow.
It doesn't take much for him to spill all over your hands, his hand tightening around your breast. He won't stop nursing from you as he climaxes either. "Thank you," he'll mumble around your nipple, words slurred, "thank you for taking care of me."
#i believe in boyfailure gojo supremacy#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#jjk gojo#my content#jjk smut#—prosciuttulipa content.
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#forgive me obito for drawing u that way#(not really) heehee#BOYFAILURE OBITO IS REEEEAALLL#naruto#obishisaku#shisaku#obisaku#brotp#shisui uchiha#sakura haruno#obito uchiha#multisaku#my art#comic
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Saw someone pitching Yunli bridal carrying Yanqing, and I couldn't get it out of my head
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#my art#yanqing#yunli#yanqing x yunli#yunqing#yanli#girlboss and boyfailure duo my beloved
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Sunny Day
#bless you jester lavorre for giving my favorite boyfailure an umbrella this is 10/10 fanart material#critical role#essek thelyss#mighty nein#c2e94#crepe's wonderful atelier
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Adoring your art and all the sky loving the stars tidbits! Out of curiosity, who's Skywarp paired with?
Thank you so much!!! <333
SO KJDSFJSD this is a bit of a crackship of mine.. but skywarp is paired with wingsaber.
so some might not know who the fuck he is and i dont blame you. but hes from the transformers cybertron show (unicron trilogy and hes in energon too but this version of him specifically is who i want.) and we originally made a crackship with him and like skywarp in general for funsies.. cause of their similar vibes. so heres a little doodle of what wingsaber's design will most likely is gonna be, my attempt of incorperating him into tfone. i had planned doing more drawings to this post but got impatient so MORE DRAWINGS COMING
so to sum wingsaber up, hes a short loser in the high guard whos function is to be heavy attack flier. he managed to bag THE goth baddie and he doesnt know how he did it. hes the kind of guy that wants a goth girl to yell at him-
ive been kind of nervous to reveal this pairing for the au cause its so out there but i hope you guys may like them... they are very stupid together and i love them.
heres a little taste of how wingsaber is in a nutshell
#TEHE HOPE YOU LIKE HIM <33#ive been very nervous to show him actually#but if you like boyfailures who are over the moon over the baddest baddie then i can offer these two <3#since skywarp is pretty tall and wingsaber being shorter than the average seeker.. the height difference is very fun#maccadam#transformers#transformers one au#transformers one#my art#tf wingsaber#skywarp
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G1 Blurr
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#g1#blurr#there he is. my special man. my precious cringefail babygirl. my sweet cheese my beloved boyfailure#the yapperrrr#the clip of hardhead kissing him on the mouth lives in my head rent free
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HE’S SO TRAGIC LMAOOOO
#now she’s looking at you!! in fear!!#my redesign kinda makes him look like an akuma-#sigh feligami my beloved#Felix can do a KILLER puppy eyes tho#the epidemic of the senticousins using their miraculous to talk to the girls of their dreams#boyfailure Felix#chocoau#mlb au#mlb#miraculous ladybug#ml#miraculous au#cartoon network#miraculous lb#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#felix graham de vanily#feligami#kagami tsuguri#chocoau comic
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Patron saint of “put that guy in situations”
#malevolent#john doe malevolent#arthur malevolent#arthur lester#jarthur#malevolent spoilers#malevolent part 24#malevolent part 25#malevolent part 26#goddamnnnnn malevolent got hands#they bring out the poetry I bring out the tears#wretched boyfailure of a man#beloved aspect of ever burning humanity#mans got both#and imagine my surprise when I realize goddamn they are so in love with eachother#this goes beyond romance#I’m talking spirit partners#soul mates#the eyes to his eyes#we’re ignoring the looming threat of what was said when orthur was passed the fuck out#80 lbs sopping wet and cannon at that#as a drawable character orthur has such range#frenzied maniac to morose guilt ridden shell to serene hope to humorously pathetic to the suffering of a religious figure
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so. the thing about Illario and Lucanis.
I don't have the screenshots but somewhere in Lucanis' mind, you hear Illario's voice saying "If I was in charge, you wouldn't have to do this anymore." as far as I can tell, all the other lines in his memories are from the game, but this one is from The Wigmaker Job. the story that took place over a year (probably more) prior to the events of the game. it's referring to a scene where Lucanis comes back from their contract, injured, and Illario, worried about his cousin, says that Lucanis wouldn't have to do Caterina's bidding anymore if Illario was First Talon. so now we know Lucanis still thinks about that conversation, even though it happened so long ago.
two other things about The Wigmaker Job: 1) Illario is a lot different in it and in some ways he seems more competent than the Illario we get in veilguard; and 2) we see Zara Renata at the end, and she already has Lucanis in her sights. depending on how much time passed between that contract and Lucanis' kidnapping, she could've been setting this up for months to years.
in the concept art/storyboard frames that were recently released, Zara is hardcore giving siren in the first image and it almost looks like she's straight up controlling Illario via blood magic in the second (imo)


now imagine if Zara was looking into Lucanis, started with the people closest to him, found Illario, and said all the right things. imagine she said he should be First Talon, Caterina never loved him, Lucanis doesn't believe in him and is secretly just tolerating him, he can save Antiva from the Antaam (or whoever else), he can lead the Crows to their long-awaited unification and make them even stronger, he's the smartest prettiest most super special boy in the whole wide world, etc. (if you give this man an ounce of praise and he actually believes it, he will crumble, I know it.)
now imagine Zara, having successfully sunk her claws into Illario - Lucanis Dellamorte's cousin, the only person closer to the Demon of Vyrantium than the First Talon herself - manages to convince him to let her kill Lucanis. he doesn't have to do it himself so there's less guilt. there's no way Caterina would make him First Talon if Lucanis was alive. and then Illario would be in a position to protect his beloved Antiva because if there's one thing the Antivan Crows are, it's patriots. I think Zara played Illario like a fucking fiddle and the game was just really bad at showing us that. I think when her spirit says "he fooled us both," she means he fooled her by being less of a coward than she thought and straight up killing her.
and maybe this is the Illario apologist in me, but I also think he realized the whole thing was a doomed plan after he was defeated. I mean, he shows up to the final battle to help, at risk of his own life. maybe he's trying to atone, maybe not, but still - he is there, and he sounds more like the Illario we see in The Wigmaker Job than whatever we got through the rest of the game. with his quippy little "was that suitably self-important?" line, he's closer to himself than he was this whole time, and that makes me wonder if maybe he wasn't fully Illario. maybe that was grief and guilt and a shaky sense of self and Zara's manipulation and the feeling of losing his grip on the power he never quite had to begin with, all bundled up into a new, bitter, resentful man. I think he was used like a pawn in Zara's chess game, and that doesn't take away from his agency in this situation or lessen the blow of his betrayal, but it does make it easier for me to swallow the fact that the Obvious Traitor Illario I was immediately skeptical of in-game is not the Illario I immediately loved after one scene in Tevinter Nights where he shaves a single hair because it was uneven with the rest of his five o clock shadow.
I think ultimately, Illario realized Lucanis would forgive him anyway. I think it's because he realized he would forgive Lucanis too.
#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#gracelogs#it's 11 pm i haven't eaten and my head is heavy with thoughts of a boyfailure#yes i am biased but you know what i am free
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Went on a proper reread of ASOIAF in english recently and I don't know what happened.
Never really cared for Theon, never understood the obsession some had with him, and when reading his chapters in ACOK he was even worse than I remembered.
Then I got to ADWD again, and now I understand....
#my art#asoiaf#Theon#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf art#house greyjoy#Boyfailure at its finest#theon greyjoy#Apart from the ACOK prologue I didn't cry much during my reread but the Theon chapters in ADWD.....
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