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symbiote distribution system
#bad puppy#hhhsghh i love symbiotes i need to see miguel struggle with having one#my boyfailure....#not venom not carnage but a secret third thing#(ambiguous symbiote that is my oc at this point)#miguel o'hara#spiderman atsv#across the spiderverse#spiderman 2099#venom#my art#fanart
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absolute territory
#mha#bnha#dabi#touya todoroki#mha fanart#pinkart#shes an absolute terror for absolute territoryyyyy#gold staples dabi forever#my meow meow#my shayla#my 20 something boyfailure <3
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arent u tired of being of being nice..... dont u wanna go Apeshitt
(quote in no.3 courtesy of tearay1073's comment on this vid)
#mak art#mak draws pl#mak draws aa#professor layton#hershel layton#luke triton#jean descole#last specter#phoenix wright#plvspw#professor layton vs phoenix wright#last specter spoilers#eternal diva spoilers#free therapy is just projecting ur personality traits onto ur favs tbh#plus these are all quotes from the game + one paraphrased from the movie#what's funny is that it's almost split half-half on being directed at descole or nick. Cantankerous Bitch or lawyer boyfailure#the only one that isn't is the 'wild animal' one#and everyone seems to get that one wrong and think he's sassing luke but he's not!!!!! he's sassing the guy luke was trying to talk to!!!!#but yea. enjoy my projectotron 3000 art#also just realized my handwritings a bit shit. sorry
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Absolutely convinced that Gojo Satoru has a thing for nursing from his pretty girlfriend.
It doesn't matter if your tits are big or small, perky or soft. Once he's through the door, he's making a beeline straight for you, large hands sliding under your shirt, inching upwards.
"Please baby," he'd shove his face against your neck, try to sweeten the deal by peppering kisses down the length of it. "I had such a long day, need you to make it better for me. Please, please."
He'll drag you to the nearest horizontal surface—couch, counter, bed—sky-blue eyes glittering as he waits eagerly for you to hike up your shirt. The whine that comes from the back of his throat when he finally sees your chest is nothing short of pathetic, but he really doesn't care. Not when he's this desperate.
He's latching on as soon as you let him, tongue swirling around your nipple, giving it the worship it's due. It doesn't take him long to start sucking, lashes fluttering as he moans contentedly. He'll play with your other breast while he does it, warming it up for him to suck on next.
All the while, his hips grind jerkily against your thigh, half-hard. He doesn't need you to touch him (he's more here for comfort than anything), but he certainly won't refuse it if you offer. He groans against your chest as you make quick work of pulling him out of his slacks, stroking his already leaking cock nice and slow.
It doesn't take much for him to spill all over your hands, his hand tightening around your breast. He won't stop nursing from you as he climaxes either. "Thank you," he'll mumble around your nipple, words slurred, "thank you for taking care of me."
#i believe in boyfailure gojo supremacy#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#jjk gojo#my content#jjk smut#—prosciuttulipa content.
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#forgive me obito for drawing u that way#(not really) heehee#BOYFAILURE OBITO IS REEEEAALLL#naruto#obishisaku#shisaku#obisaku#brotp#shisui uchiha#sakura haruno#obito uchiha#multisaku#my art#comic
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Saw someone pitching Yunli bridal carrying Yanqing, and I couldn't get it out of my head
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#my art#yanqing#yunli#yanqing x yunli#yunqing#yanli#girlboss and boyfailure duo my beloved
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02.02 ― 02.09 THE BEAR
#the bear#the bear fx#thebearedit#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#natalie berzatto#*#my silly Genius Girl with her monogrammed sweater and my boyfailure chef
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Sunny Day
#bless you jester lavorre for giving my favorite boyfailure an umbrella this is 10/10 fanart material#critical role#essek thelyss#mighty nein#c2e94#crepe's wonderful atelier
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G1 Blurr
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#g1#blurr#there he is. my special man. my precious cringefail babygirl. my sweet cheese my beloved boyfailure#the yapperrrr#the clip of hardhead kissing him on the mouth lives in my head rent free
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so. the thing about Illario and Lucanis.
I don't have the screenshots but somewhere in Lucanis' mind, you hear Illario's voice saying "If I was in charge, you wouldn't have to do this anymore." as far as I can tell, all the other lines in his memories are from the game, but this one is from The Wigmaker Job. the story that took place over a year (probably more) prior to the events of the game. it's referring to a scene where Lucanis comes back from their contract, injured, and Illario, worried about his cousin, says that Lucanis wouldn't have to do Caterina's bidding anymore if Illario was First Talon. so now we know Lucanis still thinks about that conversation, even though it happened so long ago.
two other things about The Wigmaker Job: 1) Illario is a lot different in it and in some ways he seems more competent than the Illario we get in veilguard; and 2) we see Zara Renata at the end, and she already has Lucanis in her sights. depending on how much time passed between that contract and Lucanis' kidnapping, she could've been setting this up for months to years.
in the concept art/storyboard frames that were recently released, Zara is hardcore giving siren in the first image and it almost looks like she's straight up controlling Illario via blood magic in the second (imo)


now imagine if Zara was looking into Lucanis, started with the people closest to him, found Illario, and said all the right things. imagine she said he should be First Talon, Caterina never loved him, Lucanis doesn't believe in him and is secretly just tolerating him, he can save Antiva from the Antaam (or whoever else), he can lead the Crows to their long-awaited unification and make them even stronger, he's the smartest prettiest most super special boy in the whole wide world, etc. (if you give this man an ounce of praise and he actually believes it, he will crumble, I know it.)
now imagine Zara, having successfully sunk her claws into Illario - Lucanis Dellamorte's cousin, the only person closer to the Demon of Vyrantium than the First Talon herself - manages to convince him to let her kill Lucanis. he doesn't have to do it himself so there's less guilt. there's no way Caterina would make him First Talon if Lucanis was alive. and then Illario would be in a position to protect his beloved Antiva because if there's one thing the Antivan Crows are, it's patriots. I think Zara played Illario like a fucking fiddle and the game was just really bad at showing us that. I think when her spirit says "he fooled us both," she means he fooled her by being less of a coward than she thought and straight up killing her.
and maybe this is the Illario apologist in me, but I also think he realized the whole thing was a doomed plan after he was defeated. I mean, he shows up to the final battle to help, at risk of his own life. maybe he's trying to atone, maybe not, but still - he is there, and he sounds more like the Illario we see in The Wigmaker Job than whatever we got through the rest of the game. with his quippy little "was that suitably self-important?" line, he's closer to himself than he was this whole time, and that makes me wonder if maybe he wasn't fully Illario. maybe that was grief and guilt and a shaky sense of self and Zara's manipulation and the feeling of losing his grip on the power he never quite had to begin with, all bundled up into a new, bitter, resentful man. I think he was used like a pawn in Zara's chess game, and that doesn't take away from his agency in this situation or lessen the blow of his betrayal, but it does make it easier for me to swallow the fact that the Obvious Traitor Illario I was immediately skeptical of in-game is not the Illario I immediately loved after one scene in Tevinter Nights where he shaves a single hair because it was uneven with the rest of his five o clock shadow.
I think ultimately, Illario realized Lucanis would forgive him anyway. I think it's because he realized he would forgive Lucanis too.
#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#gracelogs#it's 11 pm i haven't eaten and my head is heavy with thoughts of a boyfailure#yes i am biased but you know what i am free
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Went on a proper reread of ASOIAF in english recently and I don't know what happened.
Never really cared for Theon, never understood the obsession some had with him, and when reading his chapters in ACOK he was even worse than I remembered.
Then I got to ADWD again, and now I understand....
#my art#asoiaf#Theon#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf art#house greyjoy#Boyfailure at its finest#theon greyjoy#Apart from the ACOK prologue I didn't cry much during my reread but the Theon chapters in ADWD.....
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bgc is so gay/aroace hostility
#twst#twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#idia shroud#twst azul#twst idia#board game club#azujami#jamiazu#ashenviper#queer-platonic azuide ftw#“oh idia you would not BELIEVE what happened during class earlie—”#“if it's about jamil i'm sending ortho to scorch your lounge into a crisp.”#they have such a funny dynamic i love them#romantically it's not my thing but i can see why ppl ship them#us boyfailures have to stick together#vaunteir's non-art thangz#edit : holy shit banger tweet uhhh follow 4 more !!!!!!!!!
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#narureno#narumi gen#ichikawa reno#kn8#kaiju no. 8#my art#yes i know the values in this are ass i noticed when it was too late to fix ksjdhfs#i was rereading the manga and was reminded of the big mina billboard they had up to advertise the jakdf#so logically my brain said let's make this narureno skdjfhs#I'm just saying in the bath scene in the anime they're all saying they joined bc of mina except for reno#clearly this is a direct invitation for me to push the agenda#not saying he joined bc of narumi but i do think it could be cute for some kind of idolization to be happening with them#bc narumi looks so badass but he's such a boyfailure sdkjfhs#not what reno expected but hey#he could probably fix him but he doesnt want to
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(and some bonus sketches)
you can see the timelapse on my instagram
#love him so much#my sweet boyfailure spren#auxiliery#stormlight archive#cosmere#stormlight fanart#digital art#my art#cosmere fanart#highspren#wind and truth#clip studio paint#heavypaint#artist on tumblr#auxiliery stormlight
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Self indulgent blushy cheated shhhh
#stp#slay the princess#lavdoods_vb#stp fanart#stp cheated#vot cheated#my voice of the cheated#voice of the cheated#stp vot cheated#stp voice of the cheated#I love my boyfailure#x100
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boyfailure clark kent coded i fear
#dcu#batfam#superbat#world's finest#superman#batman#my boyfailure clark kent agenda#clark kent#bruce wayne
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