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symbiote distribution system
#bad puppy#hhhsghh i love symbiotes i need to see miguel struggle with having one#my boyfailure....#not venom not carnage but a secret third thing#(ambiguous symbiote that is my oc at this point)#miguel o'hara#spiderman atsv#across the spiderverse#spiderman 2099#venom#my art#fanart
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arent u tired of being of being nice..... dont u wanna go Apeshitt
(quote in no.3 courtesy of tearay1073's comment on this vid)
#mak art#mak draws pl#mak draws aa#professor layton#hershel layton#luke triton#jean descole#last specter#phoenix wright#plvspw#professor layton vs phoenix wright#last specter spoilers#eternal diva spoilers#free therapy is just projecting ur personality traits onto ur favs tbh#plus these are all quotes from the game + one paraphrased from the movie#what's funny is that it's almost split half-half on being directed at descole or nick. Cantankerous Bitch or lawyer boyfailure#the only one that isn't is the 'wild animal' one#and everyone seems to get that one wrong and think he's sassing luke but he's not!!!!! he's sassing the guy luke was trying to talk to!!!!#but yea. enjoy my projectotron 3000 art#also just realized my handwritings a bit shit. sorry
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Absolutely convinced that Gojo Satoru has a thing for nursing from his pretty girlfriend.
It doesn't matter if your tits are big or small, perky or soft. Once he's through the door, he's making a beeline straight for you, large hands sliding under your shirt, inching upwards.
"Please baby," he'd shove his face against your neck, try to sweeten the deal by peppering kisses down the length of it. "I had such a long day, need you to make it better for me. Please, please."
He'll drag you to the nearest horizontal surface—couch, counter, bed—sky-blue eyes glittering as he waits eagerly for you to hike up your shirt. The whine that comes from the back of his throat when he finally sees your chest is nothing short of pathetic, but he really doesn't care. Not when he's this desperate.
He's latching on as soon as you let him, tongue swirling around your nipple, giving it the worship it's due. It doesn't take him long to start sucking, lashes fluttering as he moans contentedly. He'll play with your other breast while he does it, warming it up for him to suck on next.
All the while, his hips grind jerkily against your thigh, half-hard. He doesn't need you to touch him (he's more here for comfort than anything), but he certainly won't refuse it if you offer. He groans against your chest as you make quick work of pulling him out of his slacks, stroking his already leaking cock nice and slow.
It doesn't take much for him to spill all over your hands, his hand tightening around your breast. He won't stop nursing from you as he climaxes either. "Thank you," he'll mumble around your nipple, words slurred, "thank you for taking care of me."
#i believe in boyfailure gojo supremacy#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#jjk gojo#my content#jjk smut#—prosciuttulipa content.
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#forgive me obito for drawing u that way#(not really) heehee#BOYFAILURE OBITO IS REEEEAALLL#naruto#obishisaku#shisaku#obisaku#brotp#shisui uchiha#sakura haruno#obito uchiha#multisaku#my art#comic
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Saw someone pitching Yunli bridal carrying Yanqing, and I couldn't get it out of my head
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#my art#yanqing#yunli#yanqing x yunli#yunqing#yanli#girlboss and boyfailure duo my beloved
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02.02 ― 02.09 THE BEAR
#the bear#the bear fx#thebearedit#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#natalie berzatto#*#my silly Genius Girl with her monogrammed sweater and my boyfailure chef
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Sunny Day
#bless you jester lavorre for giving my favorite boyfailure an umbrella this is 10/10 fanart material#critical role#essek thelyss#mighty nein#c2e94
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G1 Blurr
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#g1#blurr#there he is. my special man. my precious cringefail babygirl. my sweet cheese my beloved boyfailure#the yapperrrr#the clip of hardhead kissing him on the mouth lives in my head rent free
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so. the thing about Illario and Lucanis.
I don't have the screenshots but somewhere in Lucanis' mind, you hear Illario's voice saying "If I was in charge, you wouldn't have to do this anymore." as far as I can tell, all the other lines in his memories are from the game, but this one is from The Wigmaker Job. the story that took place over a year (probably more) prior to the events of the game. it's referring to a scene where Lucanis comes back from their contract, injured, and Illario, worried about his cousin, says that Lucanis wouldn't have to do Caterina's bidding anymore if Illario was First Talon. so now we know Lucanis still thinks about that conversation, even though it happened so long ago.
two other things about The Wigmaker Job: 1) Illario is a lot different in it and in some ways he seems more competent than the Illario we get in veilguard; and 2) we see Zara Renata at the end, and she already has Lucanis in her sights. depending on how much time passed between that contract and Lucanis' kidnapping, she could've been setting this up for months to years.
in the concept art/storyboard frames that were recently released, Zara is hardcore giving siren in the first image and it almost looks like she's straight up controlling Illario via blood magic in the second (imo)
now imagine if Zara was looking into Lucanis, started with the people closest to him, found Illario, and said all the right things. imagine she said he should be First Talon, Caterina never loved him, Lucanis doesn't believe in him and is secretly just tolerating him, he can save Antiva from the Antaam (or whoever else), he can lead the Crows to their long-awaited unification and make them even stronger, he's the smartest prettiest most super special boy in the whole wide world, etc. (if you give this man an ounce of praise and he actually believes it, he will crumble, I know it.)
now imagine Zara, having successfully sunk her claws into Illario - Lucanis Dellamorte's cousin, the only person closer to the Demon of Vyrantium than the First Talon herself - manages to convince him to let her kill Lucanis. he doesn't have to do it himself so there's less guilt. there's no way Caterina would make him First Talon if Lucanis was alive. and then Illario would be in a position to protect his beloved Antiva because if there's one thing the Antivan Crows are, it's patriots. I think Zara played Illario like a fucking fiddle and the game was just really bad at showing us that. I think when her spirit says "he fooled us both," she means he fooled her by being less of a coward than she thought and straight up killing her.
and maybe this is the Illario apologist in me, but I also think he realized the whole thing was a doomed plan after he was defeated. I mean, he shows up to the final battle to help, at risk of his own life. maybe he's trying to atone, maybe not, but still - he is there, and he sounds more like the Illario we see in The Wigmaker Job than whatever we got through the rest of the game. with his quippy little "was that suitably self-important?" line, he's closer to himself than he was this whole time, and that makes me wonder if maybe he wasn't fully Illario. maybe that was grief and guilt and a shaky sense of self and Zara's manipulation and the feeling of losing his grip on the power he never quite had to begin with, all bundled up into a new, bitter, resentful man. I think he was used like a pawn in Zara's chess game, and that doesn't take away from his agency in this situation or lessen the blow of his betrayal, but it does make it easier for me to swallow the fact that the Obvious Traitor Illario I was immediately skeptical of in-game is not the Illario I immediately loved after one scene in Tevinter Nights where he shaves a single hair because it was uneven with the rest of his five o clock shadow.
I think ultimately, Illario realized Lucanis would forgive him anyway. I think it's because he realized he would forgive Lucanis too.
#illario dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#gracelogs#it's 11 pm i haven't eaten and my head is heavy with thoughts of a boyfailure#yes i am biased but you know what i am free
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Went on a proper reread of ASOIAF in english recently and I don't know what happened.
Never really cared for Theon, never understood the obsession some had with him, and when reading his chapters in ACOK he was even worse than I remembered.
Then I got to ADWD again, and now I understand....
#my art#asoiaf#Theon#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf art#house greyjoy#Boyfailure at its finest#theon greyjoy#Apart from the ACOK prologue I didn't cry much during my reread but the Theon chapters in ADWD.....
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bgc is so gay/aroace hostility
#twst#twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#idia shroud#twst azul#twst idia#board game club#azujami#jamiazu#ashenviper#queer-platonic azuide ftw#“oh idia you would not BELIEVE what happened during class earlie—”#“if it's about jamil i'm sending ortho to scorch your lounge into a crisp.”#they have such a funny dynamic i love them#romantically it's not my thing but i can see why ppl ship them#us boyfailures have to stick together#vaunteir's non-art thangz#edit : holy shit banger tweet uhhh follow 4 more !!!!!!!!!
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#narureno#narumi gen#ichikawa reno#kn8#kaiju no. 8#my art#yes i know the values in this are ass i noticed when it was too late to fix ksjdhfs#i was rereading the manga and was reminded of the big mina billboard they had up to advertise the jakdf#so logically my brain said let's make this narureno skdjfhs#I'm just saying in the bath scene in the anime they're all saying they joined bc of mina except for reno#clearly this is a direct invitation for me to push the agenda#not saying he joined bc of narumi but i do think it could be cute for some kind of idolization to be happening with them#bc narumi looks so badass but he's such a boyfailure sdkjfhs#not what reno expected but hey#he could probably fix him but he doesnt want to
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SUNDAY — REACHING A NEW TOMORROW
┆彡 summary. sunday being a boyfailure ┆彡 cw. not proof read ノ spoilers for sunday possible story quest ノ slight gore ノ trying to get a grasp on sunday's personality ノ sunday is just a big loser who's in love lmao. 600+ words .
Formally known as the Oak Family’s head, Sunday was a many man. A brother, though he had failed at it multiple times yet always tries to do his sister right. A man with high responsibilities, in which he lets them deteriorate his health with each paper added to the already growing pile.
But what Sunday wasn’t—a free man.
Tied down by his title, worshiping a dead god, and seemingly never getting rid of his exhaustion. Stuck in a loop of work, work, work and the occasional rest. Sunday never had much, but he had his sister. And he had you.
Sweet wonderful you, Sunday swears he has never felt the need to abandon all, just for you. To hell with his work, your endless stories were far more interesting, far more alive. Sunday knows indulging in desires will only result in issues further down the line, but could anyone blame the man? Could anyone look at your beauty and ignore it?
Sunday knew himself as a restrained and patient man, yet the slight touch of you—the feathery breath of yours caressing his cheeks as you kissed him goodbye on your way to your new adventure. —made him mad with love. Finding it impossible to get back to work without another kiss, then another, then one more, he swears that it was the last yet when you are 20 minutes late to your appointment you guess it was never just ‘one more’.
Sunday knew you were loyal, he knew you would never harm him, he knew you would stay by his side. Yet sometimes he wishes you aren’t as tied down to him as you are. The disaster that took place the eve of the charmony festival is proof.
Never would he have confessed, never would he indulge himself in you, never would he have loved you (No, the correct one would be ; never would he have let you love him.). If he had known you would stick to his side, despite his wrongs, despite his crimes, despite him.
Never would he have murmured those three words in the dead of the night, only the stars as the sole witnesses, your face cradled in his hands. Words of endearment weaving his hearts and yours together.
Had he known you would’ve stepped between him and your friends, your companions—your found family. Sunday never would have.
And yet, as you fight those you hold dear—making your choice. Sunday felt pride swelling his chest. An ugly feeling of happiness, all because you chose him. All because you sided with him.
He swore to give you all. To tear his heart from his ribcage and give it to you. That ugly sense of joy he felt, joined by grief as you were struck down. Maybe it was his fate, the punishment meant for all his deeds.
A necessary act to reenact order.
And selfish as he was, Sunday wished for more. Prayed for you, and the eternal oasis that awaits you both.
And on the eighth day, Sunday was no more.
But on the Astral Express, he was whole. Tedious details on the story of his new coming, Sunday only new he was whole once more as he stood by your side. His outfit is carefully selected by you.
The hands that were cold just before were now warm as he held your own. Amber eyes taking in your beauty, your smile—oh how he missed it all.
It’s okay, you reassure. I’ll always stand by your side, you add.
I know, he affirms. You always do and I'll always stand by yours, he added.
And as you ramble on of your newest adventure, eyes sparkling as those stars who bear witness to his love. Sunday thinks.
Perhaps the order he was so obsessed with attaining was beside him all along, that perhaps the one he needed most was already his.
Sunday maybe will have those answers. But for now, he’s content with you.
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#✎. *. ⋆ writing.#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail#hsr x reader#hsr sunday#sunday#sunday x reader#sunday x you#hsr x you#hsr fluff#sunday honkai star rail#hsr sunday x reader#sunday hsr#sunday honkai star rail x reader#sunday x y/n#sunday fluff#sunday my boyfailure
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He just looks so... miserable.
You can tell whose my favourite when you look into my account LMAOO
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HE’S SO TRAGIC LMAOOOO
#now she’s looking at you!! in fear!!#my redesign kinda makes him look like an akuma-#sigh feligami my beloved#Felix can do a KILLER puppy eyes tho#the epidemic of the senticousins using their miraculous to talk to the girls of their dreams#boyfailure Felix#chocoau#mlb au#mlb#miraculous ladybug#ml#miraculous au#cartoon network#miraculous lb#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#felix graham de vanily#feligami#kagami tsuguri#chocoau comic
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I'm not fucking joking when I tell you I saw this panel and literally started sobbing and crying over seeing my babygirl buying chocolate with just fucking quarters. This is the people's jason todd for real, thank you Juni Ba
#actually was just squeaking and squaking over this like oh my god real jason rep#gotta make him a loser boy flag or pfp#love when my bbg is a boyfailure whos just trying to do right#bro has no equipment and risks his life everyday because hes emo and has trauma /hj#if he doesnt get a hug from bruce by the end of this and a new pair of clothes ill cry#pls give me a fic w this version of jay getting hugs and love from his bros#bro looks like he has one pair of clothes he can actually stand to wear with his autism#and he never takes that mask off even if it kills him#i know his hair is matted#boy wonder dc#boy wonder#dc comics#jason todd#red hood#dc black label#barking and woofing and waughing#jason todd kinnie#red hood kinnie#batfam#batfamily#batman#batman comics#batman jason todd#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian wayne al ghul#jason todd wayne#boy wonder preview#scruffy jason todd#loser boy jason todd
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