#my bones fusing

[bogcreacher]

what if dragon hatchlings were fluffy. what if gumdrops fell from the sky.

[apbeezah]

joel is a polite young man and i would die for him.

Played around with expressions a bit! had a lot of fun thinking about how weird his skull must look like now

[eyeballsoup7310]

I don’t 100% remember how rolan’s arm metamorphosed so here’s a rough concept that I probably won’t use again

[ganondoodle]

(idk if anyone wants to keep hearing my opinions on totk book stuff but-)

apparently it says that rauru DID have kids, multiple even, which yeah... is kinda necessary for zelda to even be connected to them so much so that sonia can SENSE a blood connection (which, even with all the excuses with magic, is just a little too far for me to suspend my disbelief bc its over, OVER, ten thousand years worth of generations that seperate her from them that one lil touch of the hand can sense that (feels more like an attempt to make you care about them or .. see them as zeldas "better" parents just bc they exchange a few nice words, i never got the feeling they were 'better' parents and its also kinda disrespectful to her actual parents, like sure rhoam wasnt the best but i wouldnt call rauru better just bc he was polite)- i could see maybe the light power of hylia or sth but since its the coolest dude that ever lived rauru now that had it which still doesnt make sense and makes me unreasonably annoyed and she can sense BOTH of their powers in her? nah) the fact theres NOTHING about them in the game itself is just so ... no way they planned any of this

i dont think theres anything they can do or say that wont make be believe they either

are making it up alla 'fix it in post' mentality trying to hastily explain stuff the game never bothers to do to try and appease fans or let it appear as if they thought about it at all

something went really REALLY wrong during development, which kinda seems likely given how the game turned out (im sorry i cannot let go, its not just the writing, the game design too and how little was changed in the map while being so damn expensive, i dont know how people dont feel scammed q_q)

given that they (allegedly) spent the last entire year of development on polish (where??? where????? huh??? like it would make it more understandable (EXCEPT for the price) if there was alot of trouble, which was also bc it got delayed and ... turned out like this, but they dont want to say it, especially given their reputation, with that quote i have heard way too many times 'a delayed game blah blah') i just??

are they just gonna go and do it like they did with kashiwa (kass)? "they uuuh where flying around the whole time ony cool sonau tech maschines, you just dont see or hear from them ooooorrr they were uuuuh out of the country at the time" (sending invitations to other continents to join their glorious kingdom ;) )

(bet they are also gonna say they did all the stuff like ... moving the shrines around (lol?) and lifting the islands up into the sky- which is still weird bc ... didnt they also say they were living in the sky before coming to the surface?? so where?? did they park all their islands on the surface and the mystery kids had the keys so they had to repark them back into the sky after they returned off camera?? xD also why are the islands so different as an environment if they where from the surface? like even the STONE up there is different- and if they were first in the sky then on the surface and the nback in the sky .. why is there not a single yellow tree or grass in the past- you cant really argue that it changed bc they were up there so long bc .. nothing else changed, the suddendly and totally always there sonau buildings are largely in prime condition, only some slightly moldy, and what we see of the glorious past looks barely any different from the present, aside from like ... some standard trees shuffled, no castle yet and that glowy uwu filter DESPITE that stupidly long time frame between it)

[bumblingbabooshka]

Episodes with X in the name

[dawnleaf37]

thomas but midway through the machinsformation part meat and flyswatter image came into brain very cool very cool gooper

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

OH MY GOD IM GETTING SURGERY AGAIN TOMORROW JUST TO MAKE EXTRA SURE I CAN MOVE MY FINGER AGAIN IT NEVER ENDS

AGAIN EVERYONE TAKE CAT BITES SERIOUS AS FUCK THEYRE SERIOUS AS HELL

[thetruenightzedge]

So we know that Supers can be cast back to back with almost no difficulty if you're well enough attuned to the Light.

Ikora casting two Nova Bombs back to back (Red War) and even more impressively a Nova Bomb followed by Chaos Reach (Witch Queen) to give two examples

But what about if you can't and you try to force it.

The Light gathering under your skin and backfiring almost beautifully.

Skin being stripped from bone. Atoms severing from atoms. Your physical form being subsumed by wild, unchecked Light.

[songofwizardry]

just moved into a new place that has a washing machine that *has a dryer* and in addition to the convenience of washing sheets, I am now convinced that all I need is to put all my bones into the washer-dryer for a good spin. and then they will be warm and sorted.

[tastycitrus]

made a bingo card for the remainder of the 10th anniversary story based on my baseless speculation

[awshootgabby]

"Then sprints like his life depends on it." LIKE THAT'LL SAVE HIM COME HERE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💗💗💗

(short reacts) | "when they kiss your cheek unexpectedly" + one piece men

summary: they get back at you with a kiss of their own after you surprised them! mwah. ♡" (part 1 here)

characters: crocodile, mihawk, marco, ace, shanks, law, corazon

CROCODILE

You’re bent over your desk, goggles on, scribbling notes.

He walks in. Quiet. You don’t hear him. He watches for a moment.

Then—

His hand slides around your waist. His lips ghost your ear.

“Still running?”

Before you can squeak?

He kisses your neck. Right below your ear.

Slow. Hot. Dangerous.

You’re frozen. You’re blushing.

He leans back, smirking.

“Mwah.”

And walks away.

You don’t recover for hours.

MIHAWK

You're in the courtyard, stretching. You feel eyes on you.

Turn around. Nothing.

You relax.

Until suddenly—

A shadow behind you. His hand tilts your chin. His lips brush just below the corner of your mouth.

“Mwah.”

He walks away before you even register it.

You’re still standing there, mouth open, soul evaporated.

10/10. Tactical kiss. Devastating results.

MARCO

You’re half asleep in a hammock, eyes closed, mumbling something about “pineapple fritters.”

Then—

Warm breath.

A soft chuckle.

A kiss pressed gently to your temple.

“Mwah~”

Your eyes snap open. He’s gone.

But he left a feather behind.

You’re blushing. Hugging a pillow. In shambles.

ACE

You’re carrying a tray of snacks to the crew. He sneaks up behind you.

“Oh hey, Princess—”

You turn, expecting a cheeky comment.

You get mouth-kissed. Firm. Fast. Flustered. Devastating.

You make a noise that is not human.

He pulls back, grinning ear to ear.

“Mwah~!”

Then sprints like his life depends on it.

He knows exactly what he just did.

SHANKS

You’re joking with someone at a party. Laughing, innocently.

He sidles up behind you, wraps an arm around your waist, and goes:

“Sorry, this one’s mine.”

Then he dips you.

DIPS YOU.

Kisses you, tongue and all, then tosses you back up with a wink.

“Mwah~”

Everyone saw.

Everyone cheered.

He laughed. You groaned in embarrassment.

LAW

He doesn’t do it immediately.

No. He waits.

Until you’re distracted. Focused. Peaceful.

You’re tying your hair back. He approaches from behind.

Lowers his head.

And kisses the back of your neck.

“Mwah.”

You squeal.

He doesn’t say a word. Just gives you the smuggest side-eye and goes back to work.

You can’t focus the rest of the day.

CORAZON

You're sitting at your desk, humming to yourself, feeling cute while journaling.

He walks by. Drops off coffee.

Then casually leans down.

Kisses the top of your head.

“Mwah~”

He keeps walking.

Leaves you holding your pen in midair. Brain? Gone. Heart? Destroyed. Mood? Ruined in the best way possible.

You turn red. The heart-shaped plush with a face on your desk that he got you last week is judging you.

[naturallysuperbands]

Can you do a backflip?

No, not even on a trampoline.

[transstrider]

jsut realized doctors can lie what the fuck

[dabblingreturns]

My mom and I have had our rough patches but when I twenty I relized that I had become pretty, and I mentioned that to my mom and she looked and me and said, "I figured that out twenty years ago"

[funsizedcrow]

you know at first i found the fuse mechanic in totk kind of clunky and weird to use but now im playing botw for the first time in like a year and im realizing how much i took for granted that elemental arrows literally grow on trees in totk.