#my body took a screenshot

[nectardaddy]

no bc why did I think of next door neighbor iwa....

[maliciously-bisexual]

‘hilltop centre’ FUCK OFF

[tokishiame]

????????WHAT

[themotherofblood]

I’m going back to being a barista (mildly enjoy doing it) but obviously my brain had to remind me how a running porta filter dropped on my hand my very first shift at 15, while I was making a latter for the OWNER! The owner of the freaking coffee shop. still remember his order.

[lordfarragut]

“maybe i’m just a bored moriarty….looking for his sherlock😉”

[vehemourn]

found

[nightowlfury]

tidbits from kant's file:

the file is updated for this year, 2567 = 2024. i'm not sure what the 353 means

kant's birthday is 27 march (มี.ค.) (year is blurry but we know it must be 2537/8 aka 1994/5 since he's 29. march has very likely passed in the show so im 95% sure it's 2538 (also looks more like an 8))

his career is listed as free/independent which i assume (probably?) means self-employment basically which would make sense. im not privy to thai census record terminology though

lives in bang phlat district. it's right on the chao phraya

im not great with names so i could be a little off, but it seems like his dad's name is phong junior..? he has อนุ in his name which i think can mean junior, but typically means small/kid/minor (roughly)

mom's name is samon (means beautiful/beloved woman lol)

under spouse (wife/husband) "miss" something is listed (นางสาว___) (possibly also ms.). cuts conveniently off lol. very likely he was/is married*

not sure what's under the spouse line. includes 173 ช.ม. (i believe). ชั่วโมง is hour, which is the only word i can think of it might abbreviate. 173 hours? shrug

*im curious about this, like everyone probably, but since this file is updated to 2024 and this person is listed under spouse, wouldn't that imply they're still technically married...?

at the same time, it says miss, not mrs. like kant's mom. However, mrs. is just นาง as opposed to miss = นางสาว. สาว means 'young woman'. i dont know if that means anything but i wonder if women who marry young/in their teens are still referred to as นางสาว. but Even if that were the case (which is a big if), wouldnt her title be updated now that she's presumable older in 2024? unless she like. uh. died

[pessimisticprincess]

anyone in the market for a chunky gremlin wife/baby momma

[lateralusbionics]

. i'm just a humble corporate slave driving myself into a corporate grave .

[rolex-kaard]

ok. more of them

[sebsxphia]

EHEHEHE THAT IS ALL!

i’m pleased to hear you enjoyed it my love! 💗

Things are getting hard on the road. You and Rhett are exhausted.

You guys start fighting about the littlest things. You get so fed up you tell him to go fuck himself. And he does not like that one bit.

￫ a/n: a short drabble for the ‘ptolemaea. | the verses.’ universe.

￫ c/w: swearing, rhett is mean and angry, arguments, thigh riding, heavy religious themes and preacher!rhett abbott.

you eyes eagerly followed the bright lights of the gas station, your neck turning backwards to watch in the truck window as you drove past it. “there was a gas station-”

“m’ not payin’ that amount.” rhett grumbled before you could finish.

“but we don’t even know where the next motel is. look at the meter, i ain’t breakin’ down in the middle of nowhere. turn back, rhett.”

“lamb,” rhett’s voice gave a firm warning. it wasn’t an octave higher or lower. he gave no room to entertain the idea that he was unwavering with his next words. “i ain’t, turnin’, back. now you listen to y’ preacher.” he gritted.

you couldn’t quite predict the next words that came out of your own mouth. you were exhausted and your mind didn’t catch up quick enough. “go fuck yourself,” you mumbled through gritted teeth.

the truck came to a screeching halt and your body was thrown forward against the dash. you swore again, cursing rhett’s name. he said nothing in response. he simply opened his truck door, got out, slammed it shut and hurtled round to the passenger side. before you could register his lightening quick movements, he had you hauled out by your arm and had pressed you against your now closed truck door.

“you ungrateful, fuckin’, brat,” rhett sneered an ugly tone in your face. “i should’ve done this miles back,” his knee was wedged between your thighs and you swallowed thickly as you pressed down on his tight muscle, trying to instinctively gage some friction.

“you want me to go fuck myself, hm? leave you out here alone? you wan’ that? no one to take care of you, make you feel this good?” he snarled at you with his southern drawl rolling like thunder. he reacted to your needy grind of your hips on his knee, by gripping your hip and moving you along him.

“this fuckin’ tone of yours? it’s goin’, you hear me?” rhett all but shouted. the boom of his voice shook through your ribs and made your cunt clench around nothing. he was lucky there wasn’t anyone around to hear. one of his large hands wrapped neatly around your throat. it caused a pitiful whine to leave your lips in agreement. “now, you’re gon’ come on my knee, out here in public, in the hopes your ungrateful fuckin’ mouth shuts up.”

[6-atlas-6]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT OH MY GOD

Don't mind my lock screen but OH MY GOD HELLO? DREAM CROSSOVER

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

I- okay. well.

📸: ghostofpats

[killjoy-prince]

This makes me very excited for a potential 5 star Ma.sked Fo.ol Sa.mpo

[sebsxphia]

HEHEH ITS LIKE THREE WEEKS BABEY AND THEN IM GONNA SEE YOU AND WE’RE GONNA DO FRUITY STUFF AND UR GONNA LOOK AFTER ME REEEEEEEE

t-minus 20 days until i see @sebsxphia im gonna burst into tears istg

[inwarvictory]

redid keera's head mesh again 🥴