#my biggest inspiration

[jaymzsguitar]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAMES:)))

[buckythinker]

Happy 42nd Birthday Sebastian <3

I love you so much I can never thank you enough for constantly being the person I look up to and aspire to be like. You’re my biggest role model and make me want to be a better person and live a better life every single day. Thank you for being my biggest inspiration in life. I love you :”) <3

[dragonoffantasyandreality]

"In life, one should not smoke, but burn."

- Leonid Fyodorovitch Bykov (1928-1979)

[norman-heckin-polk]

you should tell the story of you and norman baking bread for the first time together. at some point

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alright, but if this gets a little sappy, that's not my fault. you asked for this. /silly

we'd been living together maybe... five weeks at this point? norman's had my bread before at this point, and expressed interest in learning to make it. so when i got around to making another loaf, i was going to make banana bread (i was really into banana bread around that time since it was a pretty new concept, only really showing up in cookbooks once baking powder entered the market in the 1930s. man, i feel old thinking about that...) but i decided against it since norman wanted to help, and opted for a normal loaf.

issues started almost immediately when i asked norman to grab the flour, and... it immediately dropped the bag onto the floor. i'm still not sure how it happened, i was too busy putting the sugar into the bowl. i also don't know why the bag was open when norman grabbed it. but whatever occurred, the result was our kitchen floor being covered in flour.

so we had to stop what we were doing to grab a broom and clean that up, and i had to try my best not to laugh the whole time because norman was deeply embarrassed by the situation.

luckily, we still had enough flour in the bag after that.

combining the dry ingredients went off without any other issues, but then i made the mistake of asking norman to crack the eggs for me. cue our counters, as well as both our faces, being splattered with egg and egg shell. yet another pause to clean the egg mess (and wash our faces)

i had it try again, this time with me assisting it, and we got it done with minimal egg shells entering the bowl.

once the wet and dry ingredients were combined, i started kneading it, i asked if norman wanted to try, it said sure. it tried for about two seconds before grimacing and saying "nevermind," it washed its hands immediately, and then complained about the texture of raw bread dough for a good ten minutes while i finished kneading it.

the rest of the process went relatively smoothly, aside from us forgetting the bread in the oven and subsequently burning it.

essentially, several messes were made, there were a couple egg shells in the final product, and we burnt it. but we had fun (i did, at the very least.) and norman swore it would never do that again. spoiler alert, it asked to help me with the very next loaf i made a couple weeks later. things went much smoother that time.

[tonightimarocknrollstar]

face reveal!!!

[yeyinde]

Ghost is so petty to me. You tell him he can't cum inside of you once (because you have an important meeting and the last thing you need is to feel him leaking out of you while your boss talks about strategic goals for this fiscal year), and so he spends the next month using nothing but condoms or finishing on your face, back, belly just to piss you off.

Ignores you each time you whine for him to just finish inside of you with a mocking little but you told me not to, pet. M'jus' doin' what I was told and fills the condom instead. Spends next day fucking you until the box is empty, taunting you with each one he ties off and drops on the bed beside your head for you to see. To whine about. Turns you on your belly when you've grovelled enough, forcing you to see all the used condoms scattered around (that coulda been fillin' you up, birdie) as he fucks you until you apologise to him properly and then finally gives your "reward."

[yeloenk]

"this ship is cringe"

my honest realest reaction:

got my first hate comments... felt inspired🗣️🗣️🙏

made em humans coz skeletons cant kiss :'-(

ink belongs to @/comyet

error belongs to @/loverofpiggies

both human designs by mee :3

[vamp-bites]

I'll be your mirror, reflect what you are, in case you don't know

(I'll Be Your Mirror by Nico and The Velvet Underground)

[bubblesbinxs]

it’s currently 2am where i am so technically 4th of april.. Happy 2 Years ISWM !!!!!!!

[wis-art]

the L and the T love

[noodles-and-tea]

OMG is your pfp Luca???

Yep!!

[bonemeal12]

The urge to put The Guy in creepy Pinterest bathrooms is real… and I have no self control

[mwagneto]

"whos the old man fucker in daniel/armand" thread locked after 57372 pages of heated debate

[norman-heckin-polk]

it's march 14th, which means it's norman's birthday!

happy birthday, my love <3

[coffeeandtoastforbreakfast]

It’s all going up into flames…bright, white flames…

[anininas]

Screenshot redraws because I'm being nice to myself today