#my MacBook got as fuck lol

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

☝🏽🩸

[daphwritesworld]

can you pls write a short about alessia waking up feeling a bit horny and touches herself to the thought of you (her teammate she has a crush on) 👀

A/N— sorry this took a two days to get out…I dropped my MacBook charging block in fucking orange juice so it couldn't charge it lol..i'm back to business tho!!

!! MINORS DNI 18+ !!

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You're on top of Alessia, shirt thrown off and breasts pressed up against hers. Your mouth's are so close she can feel your breath on her lips, but they aren't touching. There's a lingering question of should we be doing this— but neither of you voice it as you stare into each other's eyes. The deep void of tension and lust that's been brewing between the two of you is winning, and you both know it. You know it from the way her fingertips are digging into your hips, sure to leave behind indented bruises in her wake. And She knows it from the way you take the final step, leaning forward to connect your lips and sealing it with a moan. It's dirty and rough; exactly how you play out on the pitch— with a hint of aggression. She can't help but moan back into your mouth when you grind down into her lap, your hands gripping the hair at the base of her neck causing a shiver to rock through her.

That's when reality has to cruelly come crashing down on Alessia in the form of her alarm clock. The incessant beeping echoes throughout her room as she throws her arm out to disable it. She sighs and sinks her face into her pillow as the morning ambiance once again consumes her, free to let her mind wonder back to her dream…well, wet dream…but we don't have to be specific. Oh no, she's definetley NOT thinking how you looked and sounded on top of her….or the geyser currently residing between her legs right now. Nope! she's not thinking of that, or how you kissed her cheek last night drunk and told her thank you for walking you home. Thank god it was freezing outside, so her cheeks were already red to begin with…but that doesn't mean you missed how her ears blushed, though.

Alessia isn't thinking of any of that when she rolls herself over on the sheets and spreads her legs, slipping one hand down to the waist band of her ruined panties. The other goes under her sleep shirt, fingertips teasing her nipples in a way that has chill bumps rising onto her skin. She plays with her underwear for a second, debating on what to do with her limited time before practice. Her hand starts out slow, lightly rubbing over her lips as she inches her way up. When she finally does reach her clit— it's magical. She feels like her body's on fire from the small touch, eyes closed shut in early morning delusion as she pictures you between her legs. Ass up ass down as you pleasure her, your mouth sucking on her clit— she slips her other hand down to pull her panties to the side— and her fingers pumping in and out of her pussy.

She starts thinking of how last week you got a red card to push the girl down who slide tackled her too hard, Leah having to of pulled you away as the refs came running with the cards already in the air. Her fingers push into her cunt faster, curling them right up to her g-spot as her other hand keeps applying pressure to her clit. You defended her— and holy fuck was it hot. She had to take a cold shower in the locker room just be able to drive home undistracted. The last thing she needs is her insurance rate going sky high because she couldn't stop thinking of you two fucking like dogs out on the open pitch. Her breathing is starting to pick up with her finger's thrusts, the orgasm building in her stomach licking at her sleepiness as she becomes less and less drowsy.

Her hips start chasing after her fingers, the add pressure behind her movements starting to put a shake on Alessia's legs. The adrenaline of the movement has blood pumping so hard through her veins that her heartbeat starts pounding into her ears. The sound adding in as a backtrack to the way she's so fucking infatuated with you. From the way you call her, "Lessie!" to the way you bring her an extra drink to practice for her…Yeah she's got it so bad. But right now all she's focused on is what your voice would sound like whining, moaning, and groaning out her name.

"F-Fuck!" She lets it out as a gasp escapes her, body trembling as she lifts her legs up onto her chest. It changes the angle of her thrusts, going even deeper than before. It only takes a few more for the dam to burst, a toe curling orgasm the reward. Alessia's back is arching off the bed and squirt splashing out to soak her fingers and the bed beneath her. She has to focus her brain on trying to breath again— cumming so hard she forgot how to for a second. It's like you put her brain in stick shift, and you aren't even really here to be switching it. The thought of you alone had her clutching the sheets and spraying like a damn fire hydrant. Just as she gets her bearings back, a familiar ringtone breaks out across the post orgasm bliss. She blushes so deep she can feel her cheeks burning, but despite the embarrassment she picks up instantaneously.

"Morning Love, how'd you sleep?"

"Like a baby, Lessie. What about you?"

And oh her mind wonders back again, getting lost in your voice as she wonders around her apartment getting ready for practice.

"Can you please pick me up today? Oh, and take us to get coffee first? My head's killing me from last night!"

She just smiles as she reaches for her keys, already planning on swinging by to get you anyway. "Anything you want, Love."

[blossoms-phan]

say what you want about dnp play the sims but they play that game with nothing but love in their hearts. they used to keep it pretty pg-13 knowing their audience (but I also think that’s just how they enjoy the game lol) while some could argue they’ve allowed more chaos post hiatus with the gays and fuck bushes they still have EA sponsoring them and clutched their pearls at that pool straddle (more so the fact that they never got over getting ad struck for that lmao) and for that reason I don’t think they would download wicked whims or do anything really crazy bc they’re here for the STORY but can’t say I relate. one summer i bought the sims 4 on sale for like $5 and all I have is a MacBook Air that can’t handle 5 google chrome tabs being open much less an actual game but every 6 months I open it, make a sim that vaguely resembles whatever celebrity or person I’m feeling in the moment, download an entire house already made off of the gallery and make them woohoo with the first person they meet as my laptop slowly begins to burn whatever surface it’s on and produce noises that sound like a plane taking off

[drreidsconverse]

Manhattan

Ben Hardy x fem! reader

(a/n): been a minute since I've written anything, but I think this could be good? Hoping this gets me back into the writing mood, I also got a MacBook so I'm hoping I can write more on here.

long or short?: short imagine; I MAY elaborate later with a longer story with full detail of how we've gotten here ;)

what kind?: angst

Inspo?: Manhattan by Sara Bareilles (lyrics will be in color and italics)

(a/n 2): I SWEAR i'll write some fluff later, I used a different writing format then normal for this so I probably didn't proof read this lol.

gif by @ificanwriteiscannon

.....

First person POV:

You can can have Manhattan, I know it's for the best,

I packed the last of my things in a duffle bag, a weeks worth of clothes, zipping it quietly.

Hoping- no praying he didn't wake. Next, I grabbed the note and placed it on the table next to our his bed. My sneakers came next, I slip out of our bedroom without disturbing him or Frankie.

Catching a final glimpse of their sleeping forms, Taking in our Manhattan apartment in for a final time.

I'll gather up the avenues and leave them at your doorstep and I'll tiptoe away, so you won't have to say you heard me leave

Ben's POV:

you can have Manhattan cause I can't have you

"-I just feel

as if we've gone two different directions

I am so so sorry

I love you

forever yours.

y/n."

you can have Manhattan ill settle for the beach and sunsets facing westward with sand beneath my feet ill wish wish this away

"What the fuck, what the actual fuck? Sh- she wouldn't just leave, She didn't get all of her things." I tried to rationalize as I paced the living room.

I put my head in my hands as I tried to find a reason for this to be happening, we were happy; Things were perfect, so perfect, and now it's just gone?

I grabbed my phone dialing her number. My thumb hovering over the 'green cell phone' icon. Pressing it I placed the phone next to my ear listing to ringing for the longest, when I finally moved to end the call she answered.

"Hi." Her voice was broken like she'd been crying. I could hear birds behind her with crashes of waves as if she was at the beach. "Hey" My voice somber and small; "Is this really what you want? For us I mean-" I barely finished my sentence before I was crying.

She took few shallow breathes before answering.

"I- I don't know..."

(a/n): I am not responsible for how you feel after reading this because it hurt me too

[eddie-rifff]

greetings from juliet II (my macbook pro 2017). this is likely the last post i will make from her. last saturday elfie knocked water onto it and the keyboard stopped working - I am using my dads bluetooth keyboard to type this. also the touchbar has been flashing for 2 years and the keys are falling off lol so after a long week of having a very hard time buying a new macbook (my bank wouldnt let apple charge me, then when they did UPS lost my fucking laptop in the mail [as in someone stole it], etc) i finally ended up going to the apple store in the mall and got a new one yesterday. her name is juliet III. im uploading my most sacred files (my novels and other works, my pages and pages of old man yaoi, my odd and assorted pics of peter hammill and andy mackay and chris squire) to google drive in case something goes awry but when that is done i will begin the migration process.

farewell juliet II, its been a good run.

[khazrablood]

Super Late Last Lines Tag

Rules: Write the latest line from each of your wips (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are wips you are working on. psyche, no way I'm doing that.

Oh boy, I was tagged by @makkuromurasaki weeks ago lmao. I had started a draft of this so I could get my other WIPs off of my macbook, but technical difficulties happened. Saw this in my drafts the other day and just went fuck it, I already started so I might as well finish.

→ I have a WIP tag with others that are already posted. ← I also have uh.. more spicier ones under the read more, so please for the love of hell no minors after that point.

These were my brief attempts to art again back in 2017, but dropped it from pressuring myself too much. 1: Anemone from Eureka 7 | 2: My last known subeta avatar (lol) | 3: Hakuoki’s top bloody husbando, Okita. 💜

The last one is BotW’s Sidon and Mipha and is also the one project that I reallyyyy want to finish the most out of this batch. I’m honestly so mad that I don’t remember what brushes I used or how I colored this, especially the crescent luminous stones. 😭 King Dorephan still needs to be added on top so it’d form the crest of Zora with the royal family in each crescent.

Needed to get out some khazras (thanks Diablo 3 for doing one thing right and naming the goatmen from 1 and 2) that I would like to expand on and finish. Bottom two are from when I was in a furry mood last year. I can never decide between a sheep/goat or my fave canine, the jackal. Younger me ended up smashing them together and made a dragon with my fave features from both, so I may have been onto something.

1: Wow one of the few scribbles of Penny, Anya’s aunt and other survivor. | 2: Mutated Oriental Shorthair bc only seeing untouched normal cats makes me want to see ones affected by radiation. I also love these doofy ass cats and was inspired by a cat that was born with two sets of ears like that. | 3: Bloody Anya that’s always on my brain. | 4: I will die for Aries and Eugenie. | 5: I want to make a series of animated portraits like the one of Nick. The sketch of Kent made a perfect one to do next. However, I'm not thrilled with how the brush for lining on procreate differs from the PS one. | 6: Hancock and Cait fist bumping. Over what? Who knows... 🤔

Dumb comic I started 2 years ago with Danse and Penny besides the two culprits. Gonna have to reline it and change some things around. 😔

Tasha and their most worn outfits as well as my anti-power armor rifle toting ghoul, Yul.

Still reworking the Rebecca and Rose piece and a solo Rebecca.

Anya and Cait just having a little tussle. With choking and hair pulling. Maybe might lead to spicy stuff? 👀

❌ Speaking of spicy, once again, no minors under the cut. This is the final warning. ❌

These are so stupidly censored lmao. Here we have my most recent sketches that I have been trying to destress with and avoid thinking about bs. I’m totallyyy just practicing how the body moves and not just for the lewdness… But seriously, sketching this and people wrestling (for a more SFW alternative) to understand anatomy and how bodies work with each other has been pretty good advice I got from someone long ago.

Anyways, I’m just gonna yeet myself into a cave from sheer embarrassment and never show myself ever again. 🥲

[suiciderape]

totaltrash

we must discuss this gay ass shit bitch! the leader of the neptune planet she rejects? ew! still been the ghetto i see ew! shes upset obviously its the same person too so go home! potter! rejected nuns and fight for party infringement rights ok so? where are we? ur new house ew! hahaha i love my new house my phone sucks! no :( ok its good... even being here... wiggly what! i get it now i have a wiggly dick? no babe my phone lol im sorry who is this? kim deal ew! ur ghetto i love kim deal me too ok so who is this? desarae hollins ew ur baddie smells good! ew! ew! ew! rejected princess pretty pussy 6 is back do it again rejected princess prett6 pussy is back again no! ew! omg stop!! omg shes gonna see what tumblr did to us! omg no she doesnt care lol mhm :) scary gangsta? are u chris angel insider? no im not! oh lol well who is us? im us! omg! what does that mean? no more couple shopping trips to the local ghetto mall!! yay! what else? get a macbook pro today? or tomorrow? today! lol ur a baddie with a dick launcher! huh! oh uh huh! *gs* uh oh uh huh huh! *gs* 808s heartbreak *gs* lady macbeth lady macbeth lady macbeth oh! huh! *gun shot* gun shot! ah! ah! asian! oh asain! asian! ah!! asian oh!! asian lol its 808s heartbreak oh bob hehe mhm :) macdonalds angel? insider *gs* oh!! asian oh my god its asia oh!! *gs* mhm :) lol ur not even asian anyway daamn baby they died of lung disease cancers get bent! ew! yay! omg shes an angel! lol mhm :) macdonalds oh bob hehe waait!

yoon keeho

daddy that was mad awkward for the non asians! i know bitch daamn ok so where did we leave off? private school suicide pss ok so it didnt work? no it didnt why is that? u grounded me from making things look cute ok! so its not uppercapping? hell nah bitch u always right lmao ok so its ok to look bad? whaat the fuck bitch we were at get bent ok so go back to school ok no i didnt see it get away 5 dead dead! dead dead dead! dead! dead dead dead! dont boy 1234 donut boy dead! dead! dead dead! dead dead dead dead! see thats ok we like ur games did the bubble pop lava & knives no it didnt daddy ok! so go homee ok mhm :)

scary gangsta

omg bitch! shes in my house! omg noo where at? someone just said desarae! ew! omg ok so thats not u? hell nah bitch i got into the secret side of pintrest finally im ecstatic i really was ok! so go home! potter! weasely nah nigga but thats disgusting how did she know that this was ur house? im assuming u sold it? no i didnt! ita scary gangsta! ew ok! mt st helens bitch that was the wrong scary gangsta! omg who was it? the bad one that tried to fuck ur life up we got into his mental ward and locked him up for life! how did he see my account? he didnt! we let him see our phone not yours! right? yes! no hes been following u around all day as ur daddy yoon keeho hell nah bitch she is right! it waa our phone not hers! ok does she get it? hes never even met her! wait i didnt say we could move on! who is this? desarae hollins! u mean choi paranoid? yes! ok so go home! potter! ew! hey wait! omg her account is badaaa lets see some japanase architecture! ok! lol ur stupid it was the real scary gangsta the whole time! lol whaat? omg get bent

mt st helens

is this how u feel rn? well it wasnt until i saw the photograph stupid! does that mean u were there? no it doesnt daddy ew! lol ur stupid hahaha i know dudee ok so why is it all watery looking? the photograph? yes ok well did it go back into ur skin? ew! fuck u bitch no it did not ok hold on 808 heartbreak <3

suicide boys

sorry mt st helens brb? no!! lol tell her to stop texting my brother lol she is not texting him and he keeps blocking her twitter what year is it? 1921 what year is she in? 2023 omg what the fuck bitch! who is that? me apparently lol what the fuck bitch! ok

1989s suicide boys mission health goth

ew! lol suck a fuck bitch go home no homo training! did he call u back bitch? yes he did bitch! and he speaks chinese now! what the fuck bitch suck a fuck bitch nah she sent me more 808s heartbreak ew! fuck u bitch! lol ok sorry i love u ily 2! hey! whats ur bfs name? chris angel insider i thought it was electrumsol me tew bith! daamn ew! hahaha ew! hahaha ew! hahaha god daamn it thats what u meant? yes omg can lesarafim be the group at school with me? in south korea? where else? japan where else? thats it for now! ok australia! ew fine l8r byee go home and take this shit to sleep he loves u so fucking much! omg were in! can we stay the night now? whaat? of course bitch i love u always have always will! lol omg ur so much fun! lol u weirdo send tweet send tweet send tweet hollow tip - hoo ride attack

[mariska]

got my income for the month the other day and after 6+ months of not being able to make digital art the way i'm used to with my specific accessibility needs because of physical health symptoms with my hands, i was finally able to buy myself a new Paint Tool Sai license today, since a little while back i successfully installed an optional Windows 10 operating system on my Macbook (Sai doesn't run on Mac, at least not Version 1 which is what i need and have been using for over a decade) that i can switch back and forth between whenever and i am so so so so happy and relieved about it and so fucking excited to get to draw digital lines the way im used to drawing them after trying so many other similar programs and failing to find anything that worked exactly the same as Sai's basic built-in pen stabilizer 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i was able to quickly test out my (also ancient lol) art tablet with it and make sure everything works and it doesnt lag or anything like that and its perfect its exactly like i've always used it, i remembered which pen stabilization number setting i've been using for years and like.

dude. i know i sound dramatic right now LMAO but i CANNOT sketch or draw properly on traditional paper or sketchpads anywhere near what i can do in Sai because of all my tremors and shakiness and sudden muscle movements that make accidental lines and all that. and when i drew just one regular brush stroke in Sai and felt it move like im used to and got that super smooth sensation of 'pretty much just drawing like im holding a pencil/pen but with the shakiness of my lines improved'....almost cried a lil not gonna lie fjsgdgsgdhsgshf its been so many months and i've put so much mental energy into researching how to do that whole windows installation on my 2012 era macbook and somehow did that without completely messing it up and then having to wait until a month where i have enough extra money to buy the official version (Sai is so important 2 me and the most accessible digital art program i've ever used for my specific hand problems and i've used it for so long that i am only comfortable using the officially licensed version of it, yknow?) and also theres just something so nice about finally being able to use it again a few days before my birthday even though that timing wasn't on purpose...

AHHHHH im just so relieved. i feel like im free to just be able to make sketch pages and draw stuff whenever i have free time to and i have an idea in my head again and i havent felt that in so long and it was making my depression so much worse....and also because i've been doing my best to adapt to the similar but different settings in Clip Studio Paint, i have 2 really nice digital art programs with a lot of cool and useful features between the both of them now that i can use to like, mix and match with my art!! which is awesome!! i think Clip will mostly be used by me now for more graphic design type projects since Sai's always been my core art program, but i'd love to experiment with drawing/sketching/painting pieces in Sai and then plopping them into Clip and adding some extra fun effects or background elements or even just easier to repeat patterns with its' huge free-to-use resource library for like stamps and texture effects and more photoshop-y things like that.

ANYWAYS!! im just rambling to myself because im so happy and relieved to have My Art Program back so i thought i would share since its rare for me to feel as happy and excited and get some sense of normalcy back in any capacity these days, being immunocompromised and stuck in my house as long as i have been the past 3 years and counting. it has been a good amount of time since i've felt like i have A Victory To Celebrate and i hope that feeling lingers as long as it can 🥹✌️

[myconetted]

macbooks last for like 5-10 years tho lol. i'm not even an apple fanboy, they just objectively give their hardware a long lifetime with software/OS support that goes surprisingly far compared to everyone else. when i look at a pile of old thinkpads, macbooks, HPs, dells, acers, etc, i'm gonna pick the thinkpads and macbooks.

you may genuinely prefer having a hulking beast of a computer, but most people don't! i'm most people in this regard. i once thought i wanted a hulking beast until i got one. 17" of laptop, it was a damn nightmare to fit in my bag, and made me not want to haul it around—kind of defeated the purpose of a laptop. let all that chonk stay with your desktop.

and yeah sorry moores law says you're never gonna have something built to last 50 years. sure, design the parts themselves to last, but that's gonna cost you extra, and for what? the standards for how computers fit together will have changed; it'll be a pain in the ass to even keep the chassis. the bottom line here is that shit changes and you have to get used to it.

for repairs and upgrades: these are already options!! helloooo thinkpad. hello framework. they both release extremely detailed repair and maintenance guides! thinkpads have ports out the yin yang and the framework lets you mix n' match with little usb thingies that slide into the laptop. it even goes ker-chunk! don't know why the fuck you would want a lever to turn it on though. that sounds like a part just waiting to fail and allow junk to accumulate in the crevices it'd require.

for software, use linux! it doesn't do the stupid UI overhaul thing every three months. i've used the same desktop environment for over eight years, babey! don't like it? too hard to use? too bad! figure it out! that's what it looks like when you don't have a fancy product team polishing everything (and then deciding to redesign). you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

i'm just sayin', the nice things are already out there. you already have a choice to escape the clutches of le silly valley's evils. but if you don't like the options you've got, then i dunno what to tell ya except that it's nice over here and i hope you'll join us eventually :)

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

[wowidiots]

there’s like a sink

so, like, it could

oh hey I’m gathering info heres me tomorrow night: 

the macbook pros got skinnier though

yeah that's been tried on me

my risotto brings all the babes to the

removed the popsicle sticks?

femme non vegans can lol fuck

[renewingagain]

sunday 28 july 2024 // 12:47am

i'll keep this brief-ish cus its late and i have a really busy day tomorrow

i might just be sad cus i got drunk earlier and now the alcohol is wearing off but the supressant isnt but

i still really miss ben even tho its been like almost 2 months now. im upset that he unfollowed me on insta bc i was really hoping we would speak again at some point but in my mind it just seems that him unfollowing me makes me think he never wants to talk to me ever again

i left it for a while but i finally unfollowed him back this eve cus every time he came up on my insta my heart just sinks a bit cus i still really miss him

i just wish this wasnt the reality and i feel like ive made a mistake in letting him go but it feels too far gone now

i know in my mind that i will love again and meet other people i connect with - i think its just that this coupled with all the other things happening, LIKE LEAVING SHEFFIELD IN 3 WEEKS with no job etc is so crazy and scary. i feel incredibly overwhelmed right now and i dont want to feel this way really i just want to enjoy my last few weeks here

it all feels quite surreal but i guess it is really happening like i am actually finailly leaving sheffield for good (ish), at least for a long long time

i do need to remember, im cute, im sexy, i am worthy to be loved and again i will find someone i eventually connect with. i just have to brave it next time i think and just accept whatever happens. because i am worthy to be loved by someone. the same way any straight person can love unashamedly, i wish i could too.

ben was so sweet and lovely and so fucking cute man, i really miss him. i can only assume he unfollowed me because maybe he didnt want to be reminded of me on his feed because it was painful for him

i wish i could just see him and talk to him again. i could text him but im just worried he wont reply. but then its like what would i even say anyway idk

anyway ive unfollowed him now and thats that, i guess thats closed off for now

when i broke up with alex a looong time ago, i honestly thought i would never find someone i connected with the way i did with him. but i did! i met lewie, i met michael (ish, thats some trauma lol)- i met ben. i will meet someone else

im also just feeling ughh a bit insecure lately like i just dont think im that cute 😭 like ok i KNOW im not like ugly lol, but im not conventually attractive (i dont think so anyway), im not the guy that gets noticed

however it would be silly for me to say that because am i a mind reader? no, for all i know there could be other guys finding me incredibly attractive and i am just unaware of it

ahhh who knows

i am looking forward ish to being home and just having a break from everything, i think i really need it

i really need to remain grateful for everything i DO have

friends, family, good health, macbook, equipment, money

i must strive to be content with my quality of life. i must love myself first and foremost. i need to be kind to myself. i can be extremely kind to other people, allow me to love myself too..

[fff777]

what ticketing game are they making the dreamies play XD

they're all using macbooks

this set up is low key giving group project at the library vibes. the way they're all so closely sat together just looking at theri computers. but of course there is nothing else on the table which draws us out of that role play immersion lol

jeno: if we manage to get a seat, can we watch the concert jaemin: probably not jaemin: next question

boast mode is always for zhong chenle

LOL they're playing a clicking game as warmup

well this isn't fair, some of them have mice and some of them are using the laptop touchpad

most competitive person in the world

jaemin: don't distract them, they're busy getting tickets

LMAO fans writing prayers in the comments

same...can't be greedy at a time like this lol

this is so stressful, this is worse than waiting to choose classes for university because there is the added step of having to pay when buying tickets.

nana mode on

on one hand, yes get focused boy. on the other hand, lol loser.

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

but for real this is why whether or not dream comes to my city will even be a concern because there is no way i'm going to be able to get tickets. i have no idea how many of those are scalpers too.

puppy

lmao jisung had trouble accessing as well and now his wait time is 13 hours

jaemin's wait time is only 1 hr 23 min which is not bad. i wonder how much time they give you to actually purchase the ticket when it's your turn though.

wow around 100,000 people tried to get in at opening *o*

lol mark and jaemin talking about how they can't even press refresh or else they might get booted out of the queue. i guess at that point i'd have to make sure my laptop was plugged in and that it never goes into sleep mode.

chenle pressed refresh for the lolz and his new spot was 120,000th, wait time 16 hours ^^;;

? jaemin was saying some people leave and reenter the queue and somehow get a ticket that way? i wonder how

jeno's time suddenly got reduced to 6 hours? did someone bulk buy tickets ^^;; otherwise people would have gotten booted out of the line

dreamies: we spent all that time practising clicking on seats and we didn't even manage to get to that screen

the two romantics are just thankful that they have so many fans heh

jeno: i'll work hard so that i'll be able to get tickets for TDS4

mark: what if you sent a bubble being like "see you at the concert?" jeno: >(

contemplating leaving jaemin since he's the only one who has a real shot lol

HE'S IN

oh damn there's actually a lot of seats? considering he was 10,000th in line

booo i thought the guys were going to do a giveaway or something if they did manage to get a seat lol

still on their computers for whatever reason lol

LOL he's playing the clicking game

[oc-ohsahi]

ohhhh shit this is so hard. hrmn. what counts as Teen Years. im gonna say like pre-college.

1. Kirby Superstar Ultra - First ever REAL GAMING video game. love that pink fucker

2. Club Penguin - I think this counts. My mom bought me puffle plushies if I got all A’s in school and id cry if somebody touched them

3. Minecraft. Fucking obsessed with that shit. Servers, mods, whatever. Have probably logged like 1000 hours across a million platforms, worlds, servers, realms, etc

4. FTL: Faster Than Light. Played the shit out of that.

5. Fallout Series, particularly New Vegas. Played that in later highschool and got depressed cause I had sunk so much time into other fallout games that were nowhere near as good lmao

i also simplly cannot limit to 5 and the rankings are not Accurate cause idk how to rank dkcjs fdj

6. Portal 2 - Favorite game growing up. Really influenced my humor. Still one of my favorites.

7. Dishonored Series. Not one of my favorites anymore but i thought it was the shit back in early hs. The worldbuilding/design/aesthetic are still GREAT though.

8. Bioshock series. I bought a used macbook in middleschool and it had Bioshock 1 installed; I booted it up and got so scared by the first splicer scene that I waited for the laptop to die over the course of like a month before opening it again. finally worked up some courage and played the series in mid highschool

9. The Witcher series. I diligently played 1 and 2 as well. I finished the Witcher 1 during the first hour of a ~10 hour flight and thought ‘wahoo! time to start the witcher 2 :]’ and then the FIRST cutscene in the first MINUTE of the game is just BARE TITTIES so i slammed my laptop shut and sat the other 9 hours in terrified silence thinking i did something illegal (middleschool lol)

10. Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution III - I was addicted to this shit in elementary school. I wasnt even good at it. I’d check it out of the local library literally every week. When I finally saved up the money to buy my own copy years later, I went to put it on my shelf and then realized there was already a copy there. I forgot to return it to the library and nobody gave a shit lmao

11. fossil fighters. addicted to that shit. had all the guidebooks and everything haiii @technicolorlove haiiii

12. CoD ghosts. my dad really did Not know how to deal with me growing up but i taught him how to play CoD and we’d play infected together on xbox live. genuinely some of my best memories with my dad

Minecraft, DDLC, Yandere Sim, FNAF, and Animal Jam 🫡

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

no likee this is not a kpop idol manga and it never was im a special interest assasin in the russian mafia and i have no clue who in the world understands my content its just the SUICIDe boys and me and ive been writing manga for only 2 years 11 days and have already figured out my way out of homelessness and poverty which was my main goal of joining the army and i didnt fail in anway besides from the men i chose to dait which is why i will only marry the SUICIDe boys who are asian skateboarders they invented neo mixed motorcycle bitch? no way! i super fucking was only mixed until march 2023 then i went to skateboarder hell and became asian like... full! but i wont get the macbook pro and new bf until next year which i deserve i also deserve no roommate besides my actual bf and a really fucking nice apt in austin tx or portland why? not my choice yea u can try to hire me by contacting me by phone 1800loseadick which will rethink common sense? ew! ur choice faggot when win the second round hey adonis! its desarae our favorite pet i miss u she is not atheist she worships the greek gods literally not the only one at all hey! whats this? ok so no one can off her a one time planet unless they offer me something! 20B thats ok next try harder 20 million thank you ok so next try harder hes a planet hereo no! that wa bad hes a real charmer and her favorite prodigee its a new baby aniyah brooklyn hollins that caused the damage that was done aniyah raped desarae hollins adonis loves her! shit dude echo nigger ew! christmas is canceled stop stop she didnt mean anything by it i love u! wait wait wait i forgot all about the greek gods protecting me ooops! literally no but adonis said no! its worth it reading platos closet theyre not good goddesses theyre the best goddesses of all time thats it so watch ur back am i gonna get enough money to spend things on? do not stop writing antything we will come back to u whats gonna happen to keeho and chanhee? they will die like men die like men in the picture of ernest hemingway are u a goddess now? yes i am! the goddess of suicide literally! she is she is forever young she is greek nationally she is perfect for the job literally theres something wrong with her lets bye bye bitchs! she is now adonis what? sister who has helped a long way! desarae hollins is the goddess of suicide a lovely advesary no we want everything her husbands are dangerous not her! the suicide boys are ok but that was creepy dude even for her! so fuck right off screaming blue it was mee skinnytuna lol this is so funny! we have all the gold so go fuck off dudee nah theyre death theyve got all of her other answers deathy deathy deathy grunge! grunge! grunge! hi ok so send me shit and cash app me $des2838 u made that movie? well my turn to say? yea! so fuck u punch u im a dead grandma these are my kids lets go home to january uh! lalalala back pop

[ggodess]

September 8 - 167.1

I GOT MY MacBook today!!!!! I wanted to write this post on it so bad but I have no fucking clue my tumblr password so that’s great lol.

My day started off like shit but progressively got better. My dog is still pretty sick and went number 3 (diarrhea) on my carpet. Twice. There was power washing of my building ALL DAY. So. Fucking. Loud. My package with my Mac told me to expect it between 11am-3pm. It arrived at 2:54pm so I had anxiety waiting for it all day lol. But then it finally got here and my boyfriend came home from a shoot with homemade chili and I went to the gym and then got home and smoked 🍃 so now I’m feeling much better lmao.

Intake

B- black coffee (0 cals)

L- hard boiled egg (70 cals)

D- chili (I’m guessing around 425 cals)

Total- 495

Outtake

Treadmill 1 hr, 11 min (-580 cals)

Grand total: -85 cals

Love to see it

Xoxo

[animavestria]

An update;

I haven't been here for awhile now, to whomever it is that is reading this, I hope you learn something from it.

knowledge is forever in our favor.

Hi old self, it's your future self hermione. you've been gone for some time now, you graduated high school, you'll be 19 in four months. you made it to 18, your mother is still in her ways but don't you dare lose your hope, because under all the hate she's gathered along the years, you've taught her to let it go bit by bit, to be patient with her self. to love and move on. And along with you being the parent in this situation you are learning to love yourself too. dear old self it's going to be very fucking hard. life is fucking hard, but you know what? you are still here, you are beating every odd, you left your old job which had you locked in for a year and one month. you realized it was losing every inch of sanity in you. you needed to touch grass, as some would say... lol. but overall you are healing. OH! and here comes a surprise, you joined the marines. NOWWWW let me tell you before you freak out and splatter your green tea matcha with extra sweet cream foam everywhere that you are broke but never broke for Starbucks real quick.. remember your writing career? YEAH you're going to pursue it, as much as everyone told you why this why that? why be a marine when you want to be a writer? well first off I love my family but they'll never see it in my perspective (maybe some) but still. you are doing it for yourself. you are going to fucking make it. I promise you to god you will be okay. all those days where you'd cry yourself to sleep are NO MORE!! hoorayyy, well of course there'll still be sad days but not as much as before. now let me tell you why you're joining; you're joining because of school mainly, you either want to go to Oregon state or NYU in New York City. the big apple. in pursue to major in creative writing and have an apartment with as many plants as you want, some cats and dogs, and most of all for your happiness.

look... you will hurt though. everything you are doing will continue to challenge you, because remember; this is what you asked of.

the marines is a chapter that's begun, your dad is proud of you, as the eldest you've gained his word, you've matured and spoke to him that this is truly what you want. to fill in that older sister role and in hopes have my siblings walk the path I've laid out behind me and be a even better person then what I'll be. trust me you will be fine. oh random thing I forgot to say. You bought yourself a MacBook Pro lol.

when it came in the mail, I promise you man the tears were real. because old and future self know that this was something that genuinely would prove to you that you fucking did it.

Aside the computer... there is one this that you don't have anymore in your life.

that is your best friend. you tried so much to save it before you get mad. shit sometimes just does not work out and that is okay. you left the ball in her court. you told her you wouldn't be tracing over old lessons I've continuously said over and over. sometimes people got to learn on their own to realize what they lost. unfortunately she was one of them. she has to learn. and If you don't set your boundaries straight, the ones you love may even walk past them like nothing. don't let anything slide, it doesn't matter who they are. got it?

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okay okay now what I've been trying to avoid, haha, the love life.

you should be surprised, you meet a person that treats you right. you meet a person with love and compassion all around, a person with their own problems, but is truly willing to work them out together.

but here's the catch....

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uh oh...

well you only see him as a friend...

yep that's right hermione, just a friend and nothing else. one thing I will tell old self is to not let anyone touch you if you aren't comfortable, if you are allowing them to do so just because you don't want to be fucked up oh god hermione PLEASE be fucked up. don't let anyone contribute any penny into hurting your mental health and sanity just for their own pleasure. now let me get a grip before I lose you again lmfao. to get right to the point, you realize you are attracted to him as a person, not as a lover. you don't see any future with him but as friends. as fucked up as this may sound you just don't like the way he looks and you know what, that is fine. because you learned to have standards. you learned to have boundaries, to be able to say no and to be honest. to have the courage to tell someone when you think they fucked up. to genuinely speak your mind. I feel as though you never had a grip on that, now you can say you do. I'm happy for you old self. you will do great things. you will be fucking good. now I hope you take the time to prepare yourself for bootcamp cause fuck. you will need it and all those 6 mile runs that leave you almost splattered on the floor with no stop.

anyways I could continue writing, but I'm afraid I could go on for hours and frankly not spend any time with my family.

oh also one more thing about your love life, you are okay being single, you find the peace within it. you go with the flow and whatever comes, comes whatever goes, goes.

I am so proud of you.

-H.R.