#my FBI agent loves me.
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Todays fun WilsonFact of the day: possums are Americas only native marsupial.
Tomorrow's fun WilsonFact of the day: I'm Americans only native Marsupial on 7 FBI watch lists.
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Mastermind posting 😋😋
Also what definitely would have happened if 1 and 2 saw what was going down BAHAHAHAH 💜💜💜
#the fucking backgrounds in this episode dude#oh my god#made me NUT#i had so much fun drawing this#i loved every second of this episode#probably one of my top 3#maybe even top 2#i love oz and bees friendship 😭😭😭#and mammon is just such a fuck i adore him#satan is also Very cool i dig him#AND STRIKER CAMEO?!?;?;?!?!?!?#i fell for the fucking fbi agent#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss blitz#hellaverse#helluva boss#stolas#blitz#stolitz#agent 1#agent 2#mastermind
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Ooops I fear this might be me
#He's so me actually#i know it doesn't seem like it but really#it's like we're the same#i literally see myself in Spencer#i should become an fbi agent to seal the prophecy or something#I'm a girl tho#i love being a woman#y'all got my point though#spencer reid#ssa spencer reid#criminal minds#mgg#Matthew Gray Gubler#i love matthew gray gubler he's my man
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rewatching bones for the umpteenth time and damn season 1 was filled with episodes that just got me hooked right away like i may come back and do a deeper dive on this but season 1 did a wonderful job of establishing just how important bones is to booth and how much their partnership means to bones.
For example in season 1 alone there is: booth threatening a gang leader for her in ep 13
two episodes later when bones is a target by the mob he breaks out of the hospital after literally getting blown up to rescue her
THEN two episodes later he drops everything to go out to the desert to help when angela’s boyfriend was murdered specifically because bones requested it!!!
AND THATS NOT ALL, then another measly two episodes later when bones was drugged in louisiana he flew down for her because he was so worried and refused to even entertain the idea that she could have possibly been the murderer
like for all booths faults (and he has many) the one thing he has always been good at and his main redeeming quality for me is how dedicated he is to bones like that is his PARTNER, in every sense of the word and it is established from day 1 that there is nothing he won’t do for her and he sticks to that no matter what detriment it may be to himself
#yes i’m bones posting again#bones tv#but like for real this man is whipped for bones like he will move the sun and moon if she needed#don’t even get me started#on the later episodes?? my fav in season 4 i think when bones and hodgins are kidnapped by the gravedigger and booth literally loses it??#peak television#time and time again it is shown just his level of love and dedication for her and i love a show that is unafraid to show that#especially from what is supposed to be their macho male lead kickass fbi agent#PEAK
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Been thinking about the X-Files recently. A show I have a hazy, but fond memory of.
#the x files#x files#fox mulder#dana scully#poorly drawn x files#is this going to be a thing? maybe?#iirc: The x-files is about two FBI agents who are trying so hard to be professional and not fall in love. And everything is a conspiracy.#...It *has* been nearly a decade since I saw the x files. I think I'd have a hard time rewatching for a few reasons but I did enjoy it.#This was initially just a work doodle I wasn't going to clean up#but the amount of x-files fans that Ive seen about + Lazycranberryart's wangxian x-files art got my brain too fired up.#Mulderscully vibes are like: "I'm her silly rabbit. she doesn't call me that outloud. But I believe in my heart it's true.'#Its about having faith and trust in each other! They might not always agree either but they have each other's backs!#Scully is 100% the one that kills the spiders in the relationship. Mulder wants to rescue them but his ideals aren't strong enough#Girl Daddy and Baby Girl Boy. That's who they are to me.
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the way he so softly and gently grabbed her arm to get her attention and then put a firm strong hand on her shoulder to tell her upsetting information. ANWAYS i’m fine
#i love touch!!!!!!!! and i love it when these fictional fbi agents touch each other with intention!!!!!!!#criminal minds#emily prentiss#derek morgan#demily#now that i think about it. this episode is one of my faves#JJ LOOK AT ME#when jj says we can’t find reid? and emily says NOT YET. idk just the way paused and nodded and then said it idkkkkk#the compartmentalization conversation#jj and morgan calling hotch a BULLY and a DRILL SERGEANT???? when he is anything but lmfao#the hotch reid hug. hug is too light of a word. it was an EMBRACE#OH and morgan being upset at jj for splitting up with reid and then their little look at the end of the episode#anyways like i said im fine#2x15#screencaps#*
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a prince pretending to be a squire so he can spend more time with his favorite knight without being seen as indecent. Eating with them in the mess hall and disappearing during the day for "special training" (princely duties) but making sure that he gets to greet his knight after his sparing so he can peek at his toned body while he helps him out of his armor.
after a while the knight realizes it's the prince in disguise but goes along with it, teasing his "squire" more and more until one day the court of advisors assigns the knight to the Prince's personal guard since they seem to get along so well. The prince is so on edge all of the time, having spent so much time as his knight's 'squire', that he is flustered in his presence when he is in his true royal garb and he can't bear to speak to him, in fear that he will give himself away. hear me out
#these are the words of a man possessed please do NOT hear me out.#i just think it would be neat#noodle posting#i physically cant tag this as what it is bc then i give up the whole game and im not ready to admit that#anyway can you tell we've been drinking tonight bc wtf is this#fuckkkk i just love the whole concealed identity to learn about the other person but they know what they are up to#also the knight was totally flirting with the squire/prince to make him flustered#but he is ever the diligent warrior once assigned to his post of protecting him#if not for a smirk here and there#i am insane no one read this post please#unless...#im physically unwell#i need someone to press me into a wall and whisper in my ear that they will protect me and then kis- *FBI Agent cuts off my internet*#knight kink#regency kink#jk i added the tags#which could mean nothing#listen the world needs to know i gotta add it to the tags
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I just fell down a rabbit hole about (legal) body disposal and part of me is so anxious wishing I could tell the FBI agent monitoring my internet searches that I’m just morbidly curious and I’m not planning on dying anytime soon (or planning anything ELSE, for that matter)
#I swear I’m innocent#I just didn’t know there were multiple types of cremation#and then I got curious about other legal burial/body disposal methods#and then I learned that you can have your ashes basically made into a starter reef in the ocean????#THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY ADVANCEMENTS IN BODY DISPOSAL AND PREP GUYS ITS KINDA INSANE#YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BODY INTO SOIL!! which seems like it would be easy but apparently it’s a rather new advancement!!#and I mean like proper soil not just like. decomposed and mushed up remains I mean like Actual Human Compost#hi I’ve always been interested in morbid topics I swear#I’m not insane I just love the art of the funeral and the way we honor the dead#I always thought I wanted to donate my body to the army to have them drop my remains out of a plane#but uh… becoming part of the coral reef and helping sustain the reefs is definitely a more appealing option now#and like I always knew you could do the become a tree thing but there’s more options for that too!!#also there’s multiple ways to cremate and two of the three that I’ve researched don’t use an incinerator!!#they use a mix of water and highly alkaline chemicals?? which is so cool?? I thought the only way to get ashes from a body was to burn it#but apparently not!!#dude. science is so fucking cool#mortuary science is so fucking cool specifically#alright to the FBI agent assigned to me: sorry if I’m flagging shit with these searches I’m trying to keep the wording respectful#and non-incriminating lmaoooo#MelloMoans#mortuary science#morbid curiosity#funeral services#I guess??
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I just LOVE trying to guess things about Destiel.
Like when Dean gave Cas the mixtape? Or when did they watch Tombstone? When did they watch other movies and how? (Because there was no TV at least until Scoobynatural I think).
Most importantly when Cas discovered he was in love with Dean? Or when Dean discovered he was in love with Cas? How they both handle those feelings? Did they really knew they were in love? And on and on.
I just looooove finding clues and guessing things. It’s not really easy actually, but mostly I choose what I prefer, because why not. For instance, to watch Tombstone, Cas and Dean saw it on Dean's computer in Dean's room and on his bed, because I prefer it that way. And because it's totally likely.
I'm like a FBI agent and my case is Destiel.
#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#castiel#using clues to discover things about them is what i love#i feel like a FBI agent working on the destiel case#i really have fun doing this#i also love reading people's other theories#we're like partners working the same case#don't mind me#they made me insane#my random thoughts about destiel
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HOW DO YOU MISS HIM TWICE??!?
#nattering about nothing#THIS IS AMERICA#WE'RE -THE- GUN COUNTRY#HOW CAN NO ONE HIT THIS MAN#for legal reasons this is a joke#I love America and democracy#please don't arrest me fbi agent reading my posts 🙏🏾
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I am deeply fascinated by Hannibal Lecter (as portrayed by Mads Mikkelsen), the way he's so smooth and in control, his double personality, how he's absolutely horrible and terrifying and yet so charming and interesting, smart, twisted, educated, cold, compassionate, cruel. This is going to unlock something in me that I damn well know I shouldn't be playing with.
#i already have a disturbing interest in knives this is going to make me go madder than i am#i love people who say that i'm sweet and kind when inside i'm cataloging all the ways i could stab someone without touching a vital organ#i might be saying too much sorry blame it on hannibal#hey my personal fbi/nsa/interpol agent if you're reading this don't take me too seriously alright#rapha rambles#rapha watches shows#hannibal#hannibal lecter#mads mikkelsen#i just love how he's like oh i'm sorry about your trainee i'm sorry you're having a rough time#and then inside he's fantasizing about his hunts and smirking smugly about his dinners#amazing he's so twisted i love it
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if William and Eliza are Mulder and Scully, then it's not even hard to see that Detective Fitzroy is Agent Pendrell
#actually even if William and Eliza AREN'T Mulder and Scully#Detective Fitzroy is *still* Agent Pendrell#which is convenient bc William and Eliza are most decidedly /not/ Mulder and Scully#these two could never dream of holding the same personal respect and cultivating the ability to work in tandem despite differing opinions#on pretty much everything#the way my two favourite FBI agents manage to#and that's actually all ok with me bc I love both Pendrell and Fitzroy regardless :)#miss scarlet and the duke#the x files#gurt says stuff#however the parallels are extremely There regardless#I shall revolt if he doesn’t get a better resolution than Pendrell did#bc I am STILL bitter about that. that boy deserved so much better than he got.#he deserved to meet and fall in love with Holly From Communications actually#AHHAHA IF YOU SAW MY MASSIVE TYPO IN THE FIRST VERSION OF THIS POST NO YOU DIDNT SHDKDBDK
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Cringetober day 30: supernatural 👊💥👻
GAHHHHHHHHHHH so basically if this isn't the plot of ghostfuckers i will kill BFHSHHSHAA
#OK HEAR ME OUT#what we know#the guy in Ghostfuckers is a fish demon#glitz and glam are fish demons#glitz and glam are on the Halloween merch with 1 and 2#1 and 2 are dressed as the Ghostbusters#the episode is called ghostfuckers#THAT CANT BE NOTHING#TELL ME IM WRONG#UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I'm probably wrong lol i just have delusions#and i really wanted to make fanart of the merch :3#i love this one jts actually my favorite day so far#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#agent 1#agent 2#dhorks#helluva boss agent 1#helluva boss agent 2#ma1um#glitz and glam#cringetober#cringetober 2024#my art#i fell for the fucking fbi agent
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Something about me is that, if I can't marry Matthew Gray Gubler, I'll join the fbi and spend the rest of my life just me and my son (my dog) in this apartment with a big view and a big tv so I can cry while I watch Matthew Gray Gubler.
#No but seriously#Criminal Minds makes me feel like all fbi agents are loners#so fuck it if I can't have him#i might just d1e it would make no difference#fuck it if I can't have us#i might just not get up i might stay down bad#like i lost my twin#fuck it if I can't have him#mgg#matthew gray gubler#i love matthew gray gubler he's my man
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huh. well. that was quite the ride indeed. Spoilers for The Mentalist season 4 finale below, as well as mild spoilers for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. lol
I did in fact enjoy it while it lasted, seeing Jane being unhinged will always be a delight.
Seeing Lisbon in a church was oddly soothing, and the ensuing Jisbon shenanigans were lovely.
Was something of a surprise to see the lady from Superman and Lois, but her character was cool. Very fun. Pretty. Hot. Curious. I keep making AoS comparisons (which is high praise, for the record) but she kinda gives season 2 Ward vibes /pos. Again, iykyk.
Love love love having the whole team in on the plan, that's always a fun time. Unfortunately things felt a bit rushed, probably a side effect of having been pampered by the double-episode finale last season. Everything just happened kinda fast in this one, not as much push and pull or obstacles and whatnot. Not that I particularly mind, it was a fun experience the whole way through and that's what I'm looking for.
As always, very excited to keep watching and see where the next season takes us.
#also yeah Jane's ily moment was something alright#dang what a way to do it#loved it#also also the revolving door of bosses is kinda comedic at this point#who's it gonna be next#let's spin the wheel to find out#also also also FBI agent Darcy looked really familiar and it turns out it's because she was also on AoS lol#it's one of my favourite shows of all time you can't blame me for relating everything to it#anyways her character on that was Dove Cameron's character's mom#(side note that storyline got dark as hell - I didn't fully realize when it was airing but holy crap they really went there)#anyways i bring this up because i have a vague recollection from my Dove Cameron obsession back in the day#that she plays Jane's daughter at some point on the mentalist doesn't she#that's a fun parallel#ok i wanna start season 5 tonight so byeee#the mentalist
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Month 7, day 31
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I was going to make a wooden floorboard material but something about the texture setup did not agree with me and I didn't feel like troubleshooting, so the only other thing to do would have been to restart from scratch and since that was a 40 minute video and I had ~20 before bedtime that wasn't happening lol
#the great artcsapade of 2024#art#my art#blender#blender render#blender 3d#cycles render#re: my newfound superpowers from last night's tags#I uh#may have accidentally sang the Song of Storms too close to an *actual* storm and um#sorta#kinda#maaaaaybe just a little#summoned a tornado producing severe thunderstorm on par with a Category 2 hurricane with wind gusts over 100mph#which for Nebraska is Big Huge Yike-a-roonies™#no hail so at least there's that#I'm fine so is my roommate so is my home and his vehicle and the cat#cat was VERY grumpy that I actually sheltered in place by hiding in the bathtub and I took him with me#but he survived the harrowing bathtub ordeal and I got away with only two minor puncture wounds to my right bicep :D#even our trees came out relatively unscathed! just a couple downed branches but nothing enormous or dangerous#god I love that oak#she is a mighty goddess#may she reign forever#anyway I owe about 220 and a half thousand people an apology ._.#I didn't mean to knock out their power and break their trees! I just wanted rain!!!#that said uhhh yeah I think I'm gonna put my magical weather summoning super powers on a shelf for a wee bit because um#oops#my bad y'all 😬#(just wanna let my FBI agent know that this is a joke and I did not in fact summon weather by singing a song)
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