#musteloids

[theplushiestferret]

I've suffered hundreds of migraines, and all I got was this funny sticker 🥺

[measureyourlifeincake]

i just started the newest episode of d20 and i know that this isn't useful bc all of the episodes of burrow's end have already been recorded but @quiddie if you (or anyone else), for whatever reason, need to come up with more words for stoats, consider:

kijetesantakalu

[inbarfink]

[wikipediapictures]

Skunk

[jacqal]

theyre just being friendly!!! btw!!!! it just looks like that.. commonplace squashing procedure, nothing untoward, you must believe me! ヾ(´д｀)ﾉ

[fallingsatellive]

Finding my theriotypes on the Tree of Life page in Randall Munroe's book Thing Explainer

[casiavium]

TERRIBLE news the closet living relatives to bears are pinnipeds

[redstonedust]

in my mind if dragons were real then western and eastern dragons would be only distantly related species filling the same ecological niche across different continents. but due to visual similarities got called the same thing in English. and it would be one of those things that you hear on trivia game shows and go "oh that's neat" about and then move on with your day, like how tanuki get lumped in with racoons even tho racoons are musteloids and tanuki are canids. do you see my vision.

[bicokun]

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Cavies live in colonies of 20-50 animals, although no permanent social groupings occur.

"Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" - Bruce Bagemihl

[oh-dear-so-queer]

Most Cavies that participate in same-sex activities are probably bisexual.

"Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" - Bruce Bagemihl

[feather-bone]

Climbing critters!! Allow me to introduce you to some of the creature club rainforest canopy animals this month - Top left: kinkajou, arboreal musteloid procyonid related to raccoons! Top right: sugar glider, canopy-foraging marsupial with complex social behavior! Bottom left: Matschie’s tree kangaroo, folivorous marsupial, clumsy on the ground but bold and agile in the trees! Bottom right: golden lion tamarin, a small but vibrant new world monkey from Brazil!

[ID: four digital illustrations of the listed animals arranged in a square, on branches and facing in toward one another. The kinkajou has a blue background and is sticking its tongue out. The glider is on a mossy branch against a pink flowery background, the tree kangaroo is on a leafy green background and has a joey in its pouch, and the tamarin faces forward, smiling on a dark green background. The signature on each drawing reads ‘featherbone’. End.]

[peloriq]

Click here to see the rest of the polls, you probably have another one to answer!

[schrondingers-dumbass]

Burrows end; stotal recall: the bast of us II the stoatening- musteloid bugaloo is close to my favorite d20 series

[lanaevyssmoved]

OC + Random Associations

tagged by @cetra , @sleepsvessel & @bootheminiaturegiantspacehamster thank you ^_^

Animal

Afhiri sea slugs, isopods (dairy cow and zebra), geckos and other various reptiles, cats, small birds, musteloids (particularly raccoons and red pandas), viverrids, japanese raccoon dogs, opossums Candor lions, various eagles (wedge-tailed, golden, crowned), hawks, swans and geese, bighorn rams, crocodillians, sea turtles, elephants, animals that use sun compass orientation Cirok corvids (raven, crow), dogs (rottweiler, doberman, pinscher, greyhound), venomous black snakes, scorpions, spiders (particularly trapdoor spiders and sicarius), bats, black caiman, sharks

Colors

Afhiri pastels! pink, yellow, orange, green, blue, white, black Candor changes depending on form but in general purple, blue, red, yellow, orange, gold, brown, white, black Cirok black, grey, white - absolutely no Colour (thanks to booboo i now think of like toxic waste green when i think of cirok too)

Month

Afhiri September Candor August Cirok November

Songs

Afhiri tapi tapi - tempura kidz fear. moe shop and fun - sir sly. sir sly's vibe is way off for afhiri but the lyrics were written for her Candor a sun coloured shaker - yndi halda and (spring) this was your place - sunlight ascending Cirok jouska - evenS (probably favourite song of all time btw) and i come with knives - IAMX

Number

Afhiri two/2 Candor three/3 Cirok four/4

Plants

Afhiri celandine, sunflower, pink tulip, daisy Candor bay tree, gladiolus, heliotrope, rose Cirok chives, anemone, begonia, deadly nightshade

Scents

Afhiri fresh morning, grass, dirt, cotton candy, bubblegum Candor cedar, musk, sandalwood, the ocean, burning  Cirok decay, death, rot, overwhelmingly of resin

Gemstone

Afhiri tugtupite Candor meliphanite Cirok magnetite

Time of day

Afhiri sunrise Candor midday Cirok night

Season

Afhiri summer Candor summer Cirok winter

Places

Afhiri taverns, meadows, by rivers and lakes Candor monasteries, temples, places of worship Cirok the dank, cold and forgotten, the forbidden

Food

Afhiri sweet things, nothing good for you Candor warm meals Cirok raw meat

Drinks

Afhiri sugary sweet drinks, energy drinks Candor various teas (green, oolong, herbal, black) Cirok piping hot black coffee

Element

Afhiri air Candor fire Cirok water

Seasonings

Afhiri garlic, ginger, cinnamon Candor paprika, turmeric, bay leaves Cirok dried chives, cloves, saffron

Sky

Afhiri the most beautiful sunny cloudless summer sky Candor a colourful golden orange, red, and purple with light cloud cover Cirok stratus clouds, grey, calm and quiet

Weather

Afhiri warm day with lots of sun and a gentle breeze Candor blazing hot summers day with minimal to no wind Cirok cold winters day with fog and light snow

Magical power

Afhiri manipulative magic that makes someone act against their own will, anything that makes them laugh or dance. also the magical power of Insults Candor holy smites, blinding lights and divine energy Cirok phasing into the realm of the dead to walk partly as a ghost

Weapons

Afhiri shortsword and dagger combo, dual hand crossbows Candor mace and shield, longbow, floating/flying greatsword Cirok dual daggers, throwing knives, poisons and venoms

Candy/Sweets

Afhiri cotton candy, bubblegum, and i designed her with fruit salad in mind! Candor spicy roasted pecans, maple roasted sweet potatoes, sea salt dark chocolate Cirok liquorice, black jack, toxic waste

Method of long distance travel

Afhiri roadtrip in a classic volkswagen camper van Candor flying Cirok underground trains

Artstyle

Afhiri impressionism, abstract expressionism, street art, dadaism, CoBrA and fauvism Candor baroque and classicism Cirok optical art and minimalism

Fear

Afhiri of the self, of emotional pain, of returning home Candor of imperfection, of failure, of not being worthy Cirok of being seen, of death, of vulnerability

Mythological creature

Afhiri azeban, mujina, nymph Candor chalkydri, phoenix, psychopomp Cirok tsuchigumo, black dog, gargoyle

Piece of stationery

Afhiri a childs box of crayons, dairy Candor fountain pen, ruler Cirok ink, letter opener

Three Emojis

Afhiri 🤡🍀🪈 Candor ☄️🎇🪽 Cirok 🕷️♟️🔪

Celestial body

Afhiri the moon Candor the sun Cirok black dwarf

THIS TOOK ME FOREVER GUYS... TWO DAYS. I WORKED ON IT FOR HOURS. i hope........ its worth it <3

tagging @cetra @dekariosgale @courierseis @euryalex @hibernationsuit @jerichoes @vanoefucks @captaintiny @gwynbleidd @arduath @rcpunzel @avallachs @fuckitwebhaal @hexdruid @sovereign-spaw @galesgrandad @thefathersbride @dandeyrain @doggybone @swanfey @voerman @full---ofstarlight @chaos-storm @covenscribe @raphaelsboudoir @simtalics @kymal @graynstairs @neonbutchery @hungryblackbird @moxley @thlix @isayashai @darlinghowl @astarionsfordf150 @moon-jun @lovaboy @ratscrap @picklepals @crazy-lazy-elder-sims @rigaudon @neosunbrella @sternenstaub28 @centipisde @kirkwall @lusus--naturae

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Ruby: Weiss! Slow Down!

Weasel!faunus Weiss: I really Can't!

Ruby: You can be a couple Minutes, I'm sure they'll understand!

Weiss: Timeliness is of great import!

Ruby: Who are we even going to meet-

Weiss: My Cousin- There she is!

Seal!faunus Ciel: Indeed I am Here, Weiss. You're Two minutes and forty-three seconds late!

Weiss: I know! My apologies! It's good to see you again After so Long, however!

Ciel: It is. How has Beacon Treated you.

Weiss: It has been treating me well- Are you hungry? Do you need anything to make up for my being late?

Ciel: I am slightly hungry.

Ruby: Wait, you're Penny's teammate, Right?

Ciel: *Stepping to the left* Indeed I am.

Ruby: Where-

Penny: *Tackling Ruby*--UTATIONS!

Ruby: AAAHH!

Fun fact: The Pinnipeds (Seals) Closest relatives are Musteloids, which include Weasels, Raccoons, Skunks, and Red pandas.