#must be 2022 at the jeon park household

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And Then This Happened

Because Namjoon LIVES to give the Jeon-Parks hell. He's OWED. They HAVE IT COMING.

And he'll take a Hobi down with 'em if he has to.

Namjoon is for once NOT in the middle, he took the Koo spot in this little 2018 redo, he knows serious shit is coming so he intends to ENJOY THIS. Ten years of Namjoon in the Middle and we all knew payback was coming. Enter this face:

Is he really upset, though? ARE YOU, JEON JUNGKOOK?

This face is not angry sad pouty Koo. This face is "Babe hey babe. We've discussed this at some length and I know some of those songs are about me. I know you're nervous about them being heard. I am cool with this so I have not invaded your work space. But babe, babe, I am here to bust your balls in public. Look, I'm sitting waaaaayyy over here making you apologize ON CAMERA and you can't do anything about it lol" And Namjoon knew this. Was probably there when Hobi heard "the other" song. One that Jimin told people they could watch him record. Not the important one, apparently. A whole OTHER one. Which Jimin quickly has to specify because he has possibly promised that the important one is only heard by one person not involved in its production in advance.

It's cute and it's one of the truly funny moments of this Festa dinner that will go down in Bangtan lore as "but are they on hiatus or not" (they are, stop redefining actual words, Hybe) but one thing, to me, is certain:

This is not the face of a surprised man. This is the face of an entire brat. A whole tease, even. A whole baby with a new touchup to his JM tattoo. Make of that what you will.

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I’m just saying they’re married in all but name, that’s all.

Hey,

I was watching an edit of jikook and saw this behind the scene from run bts. I saw this scene before and I always loved the soft tones they use to talk to each other. But this is the first time I’m noticing jungkook was holding jimin’s sandals and following him. That’s so cute and idk why it feels so domestic!!

Please they are absolutely so cute and precious

They way JK just carries Jimins stuff for him all the time too.

Or how they often arrive at/leave places together with Jungkook carrying a big bag and Jimin a super tiny one or nothing at all. Lol I'm not saying JK carries Jimins belonging around FOR him. Maybe Jimin just doesn't pack a lot and JK packs a ton 👀

An addition to this post too! Jikook leaving PTD in Vegas Day 1 together. Jimin with his arm around JK, and JK carrying Jimins jacket for him as they leave 🥰

Or you know how he just simply carries Jimin around too 😅🥰

It's all just very domestically cute of them 🥰🥰

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It's... A SUN. Everyone Act Surprised. And—

JeiKei got his lil 7. With a crossbar. Like someone else's lil 7 with a crossbar. Funny how these things work out. I like the placement, too.

BUT OH HEY ALSO we got these pics!! I knew it you knew it we all knew it THAT IS A SUN and it’s gorgeous.

And you know he had to give the artist permission to post. Timing, kids, is everything.

I really wanna shout out to @kkhluvsbts for snagging me these pics, thank you a million you're amazing!

SO you wanna know what I think? I think that, based on recent events and that very queer-coded interview of Jimin's, this focus on solo work is not a bad thing. It really might be coming two years late, but I think it was necessary now. That closet can't stay shut forever. I'm not saying this is a statement or anything but SHUT UP YES I AM LOOK AT THIS SUN AND MOON DUO

And by the waaaaayyyy.... I don't think we've talked enough about that tattoo Jungkook covered up. The photo below was literally in a magazine article about how Jungkook's tattoo was "related to V". UM NO. If it ever was about Taehyung (it wasn't, it's a Korean symbol) it's long gone now. Which you'd think would make a dent in the delusion but it won't, you watch. I'll publish my mail about it maybe.

Of course these are the same people who don't think a touched-up JM means anything and are still screaming into the void about why JeiKei didn't out Jimin's tattoo on VLive (For the last time he did not forget. He just doesn't tell Jimin's stories for him, it's healthy. Try it.)

I think that JeiKei took enough toadlickker crap about that tiger that he decided to LET PEOPLE KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL. I think Jimin is in on it, DUH, but I also think it's helped to repair his and Tae's friendship. Tae's a good guy to have on your side, but it was never like that with these two. Wait'll you see how he acts with Wooga Squad.

I MEAN HOW MANY WAYS DO WE NEED TO SEE IT

Honestly? I would not be surprised if the man has "Property of 박지민" on his ass.

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Someone Let Sassy Gay Koo Out of Quarantine

And this bitch is out here giving dating advice

Using his own work as the User's Manual

I MEAN IT WORKED FOR HIM SO WHY THE HELL NOT

And then he- "Are you jealous?" he says. "Be jealous. I'll KEEP HOLDING JIMINIE":

Like, BOYYYYYY I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOU RIGHT NOW

Just as an aside y'all remember a second ago when I told you some jeonparkery was possibly gonna be a little louder than usual? SO IT BEGINS.

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About JK's JM Tattoos, Again

So I had this whole post done awhile back about how OH LOOK KOOKIE TOUCHED UP HIS JM and I'm pretty sure I blogged it, it's around here somewhere because the J and M were darker at the Grammys.

And by last weekend's music shows they seemed even darker. Like a whole millimeter thicker almost and definitely more black. None More Black by Spinal Tap black. I was probably seeing things, right, but whatever he had done to them between just before he got COVID and now was a pretty big touchup job. Or two. To just those letters.

And my cool blogger moot @shellbells-things posted about it just the other day and also @ffjj5 reblogged that post and added to it and I tried three times to add my own stuff and ... Tumblr ate it. And it remained there half-eaten, only partly posted with none of my edits and I disappeared it on accident.

But JeiKei being ever a gentleman showed up on today to prove three things: BTS is not disbanding, for one thing, but also and importantly, the rumors of his mattresses were greatly exaggerated, look at his CLEAN ASS KITCHEN THANK YOU and

That is some serious emphasizing of the JM on his hand.

So NEENER NEENER I say, to those who think the JM means literally anything OTHER than Jimin. BOO TO THOSE WHO DOUBTED HIM.

I've said it before - several times, even - but THAT JM MEANS JIMIN AND JIMIN ONLY. He tries very hard not to bisect the J and the M on his hand - he does not deliberately wear rings between the two unless it is absolutely FOR WORK and even then it is rare.

Whenever possible, he will emphasize the JM either by not wearing a ring on that finger at all, or by wearing some absolute monstrosity aligned with the top of the J so you CAN'T MISS IT. (And it's uncomfy to wear and maintain placement on a ring that high. Try it. See if you can keep it in one spot. He does, routinely.)

This one I have to note because at first it made me go "huh" but then I realized it was really just too big to not cover the J most of the way, and yet it's still not between the two. The rare exception that proves the rule, I think. And my guess is that it was soon after the Proof shots were taken that the ink got darker.

This shot is a crop from last weekend in Seoul. See the difference?

And his retouching the JM and consistency of ring placement tells me that Jeon Jungkook is in this Jimin shit for life. He's not going anywhere. They are together in all the ways that work for and matter to them.

What anyone else thinks about that is none of their concern.

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I'm Not Saying It Means Anything

But I'm not saying it doesn't

Um what?

Oh. This guy? This guy right here?

All right. Fair enough. Sure, he probably definitely follows all of BTS for ARMY or business reasons, no big deal. And it's a gorgeous photo of Jiminie, taken by gosh we can't imagine who probably a random bystander, it almost certainly means nothing at all. It’s a gorgeous shot.

But in my brain the convo went like

"Babe hey babe don't come at me or anything but..." "But what, baby?" "Uh you know how Polyc released my tattoo shots yesterday?" "Yeah, that was cool. Did the internet immolate itself overnight?" "What's... nevermind, anyway, you know that pic I took of you at Inkigayo?" "Which one, baby?" "The one that's my phone wallpaper now DUH babe, so cute--" "With ARMY's roses, that one?" "Yeah, like I said, anyway Polyc hit the heart on it on your insta, which: really happy you posted it but I just didn't want you to see that and panic, like you do." "Baby, 375,000 people liked that pic. I'm sure nobody will notice." "Um okay babe if you're sure, I mean I didn't because you always yell not that it matters that HOBI DID but anyway" "Stop pouting, baby. Hobi has to be loudly homosexual about all of our posts, it would look weird if he didnt." "Well I don't wanna ask Polyc to take his like back before he finishes that new piece." "Which new piece, baby?" "Uh maybe the one I paid for so when you go in next time you can get 전정국은 나를 사랑한다 on your ass"...

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My Jeon-Park Heart Is FULL

My skin is clearer than my conscience, my taxes are paid, my spirit is at rest and all is right in the world:

Oh so holding hands, that's cute. I THOUGHT THE JIKOOKERY WAS OVER. I went to get coffee. I decided to watch the last three minutes of the video I LITERALLY JUST BLOGGED

WE DID HUH

But you wouldn't know because philately was taking place in the hotel room that other members thought was Jungkook's, is that what you're trying to tell us, gentlemen?

WE KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU JEON JUNGKOOK HUSH (granted this had nothing to do with perilla leaves just go with me, I'm a little giddy here)

Seriously just tell us you cohabit on tour dates, it's fine.

LIKE ALWAYS JeiKei WE SEE YOU. Not "my scenes" or "his scenes" or "the scenes" but "OUR scenes" because couples talk like couples ANYWAY

Look if Jeon Jungkook says they're the most beautiful moment in life then HYYH me, they are. Also he may have been under the influence of stamps and no sleep but either way I BELIEVE HIM

Because Jimin was (a) not fully awake yet or (2) watching Jungkook instead of the monitors. Gosh, GCF, does he ever do that?

" I dunno," said every camera that got ignored ever, "looks like we just get in the way." ANYWAY let the mutual admiration continue.

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And a few little things I stole off the internet:

Pretty 😍

Pretty blushy Jiminie - they look 🥶 chilly

Okay, JeiKei. We get it. That’s your man.

Awwww you guyyyys…. 😍😭🥺😍 This reminds me of “what’s your favorite song”…

And JeiKei stood up for his man’s ending ment…

WHAT that is PRECIOUS—

and I’m sorry to the collage maker for being an ass and stealing your work. I apologize.

I don’t wanna hear shit about bros or fanservice or how JK looks in any way uncomfortable or how they broke up. These are not the faces of sad, lonely, manipulated men.

They’re in love. Siiiigh.

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Wonder what it could be AHEM

They ain’t slick but we love our bros who give each other hickeys and touch each other and giggle and tattoo weird cryptic shit on sensitive areas

GENTLEMEN REALLY is that necessary?

Park Jimin just reminding us he SUCKED THAT one time real quick or ten and his man like “oh yeah well that’s a whole moon right THERE and hey what’s that behind your ear”

SIRS.

Hey if Koo has a sun we haven’t seen yet does that count as Really Committed Fanservice? 😎😎😎

Something about their necks, lol.

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The Backup Vocalists Can Tweet Now

And they are.

Oooohhh I like this picture, let's look at it a bit closer, shall we?

Joon and Yoongi too cool to hang out, we see how it is (I'm JOKING calm DOWN) and also. Please note the Jeon-Park angle of rotation remains in full effect even though they are working (this is a casual shot tho) and also actively touching. So cute.

And this happened:

AWWWW I LOVE HER ALREADY (no pronouns on the bio so if I have that wrong and they're a them I apologize) -- BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

I TOO LOVE JIMIN'S SHOES BUT THE POINT HERE IS...

There was a JUNGKOOK DANCE BATTLE and WE HAVE NOT SEEN IT

I feel a little bit.... cheated, somehow. I NEED THE RECEIPTS SOMEONE RELEASE THE VIDEO. Please.

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Real K-ARMYs know what’s up:

And there are a lot of them.

Like this is not a small group of sidelined folk dealing with the TKK contingent.

They’re the majority. They’re loud. They’re supportive. They’re proud.

I love to see it.

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So now I gotta ask.... what -are- your thoughts on marriage & "these two" (JM & JK)? I'm actually curious & value your opinion. 😘🌈

I think they've talked about it. I think that Jungkook tattooing Jimin's initial on his ring finger and then taking steps to ensure that the J and M aren't separated is a clear sign of high-level commitment that rivals marriage.

I think that showing off that ring finger even when other parts of the tattoo are covered, or electing not to wear jewelry on that hand to the Grammys, is a statement.

I think that Jimin getting a tattoo of the moon when even the Run editors call Jungkook and Jimin the "sun and moon duo" is also a statement of high-level commitment.

I also think that they are not married anywhere (yet) - not because they are ashamed, but because they are professional entertainers who are in the most famous group in the world. They are not unaware of backlash. It follows them everywhere, even now, and for that reason a legal marriage is not on the table for them. Military service is also an issue, since it appears they will be serving soon. Another issue is that, at least right now, any marriage they undertook would not be legal in Korea. But it would throw them into the Korean spotlight as an out couple and that would be bad on levels unseen in the West for decades. Still, it's in the back of their minds. And Jungkook in particular has made sure we know.

I think that marriage is a dream for them. A someday, but not today thing. I think they both want it, I think they behave like they already have it, and I think their minds are made up and their hearts are in it for the long term. I think they are each other. I think Jungkook believes in destiny and Jimin says that none of this is coincidence and the universe has moved just for them. I think they're married in all the ways that really count, until they can be married on paper.

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jk in bed with jm "you're mine", then he changes room and go in tae's bed saying "you're mine". what a boyfriend (of?....i don't know, he has 2 boyfriends at this point)

Now there's a fanfiction for ya, anon. DISCLAIMER THIS IS AN ALL-ASK ANSWER AND IS NOT SPECIFIC TO THIS ANON OKAY OKAY ANYWAY HERE WE GOOOOO

Now personally I stan a poly king, I don't know your A/S/L (that's Old People Internet for age/sex/location) but as legal adults of as-yet-undetermined but definitely not 100% straight orientation, I'd say GET OFF THEIR DICKS AND LET PEOPLE LIVE.

FFS anon. You out here thinking Tae and Jimin wouldn't be getting it on if they wanted to? They absolutely would IF, and it's a really big IF, Tae was even into guys or Jimin was even interested like that.

But at no time before or since "get out of your imagination, it's not good there" has Taehyung EVER said he was into either of them like that. And if it was one of them it wouldn't be Kook. I MEAN SOULMATES OR WHATEVER Tae has to be all cool with everyone else but with Jimin he can let his derp face fly and let the pretty man steal his hat--

Meanwhile Jungkook will toy with y'all because YOU WANT HIM TO SO BADLY YOU SAY THAT SHIT IN HIS INSTAGRAM AND ON WEVERSE FFS you kids left boundaries back there in 2016 well before some of y'all knew what a tumblr even WAS. Oh sure. He jokes he giggles he flirts because IT IS HIS JOB and make no mistake HE IS AT WORK answering your asses, WFH is a thing, but sometimes he has enough because y'all literally cannot simply WATCH A VLIVE AND READ A ROOM.

At this point if you're NOT picking up what the Jeon-Parks are throwing down EVERY TIME YOU SEE THEM then I honestly have to assume you are a virgin, stupid, or so repressed you can't see daylight. It's more than obvious to literally anyone who gets laid on the regular, goes outdoors and has friends. And it's beyond incomprehensible if you still don't get it. Honestly it's Theatre of the Absurd. Jungkook has to truly believe you're joking. HE HAS THE SUN (or perhaps a sunflower) TATTOOED ON HIS ARM WHERE A TIGER USED TO BE FFS. Like

do wish that Hangul made an all-caps version BUT IT DOESN'T AND WHY NOT I WANT TO KNOW but I digress. He did say this. Again. Fourth time in a row kids. And you don't think he gets fifty million Tae questions every time he goes live? He does. He only answers them when there has been a Meeting about Keeping It On The Low While The Exemptions Are Still In Legislation. Y'all think I'm kidding. I am not kidding. That happened.

Meeting or not, though, Jungkook is the man to tell you. Jimin is HIS. Not his, not heh-heh-that's-cute his, not we bffs casual his, HIS. Loudly. Dude bout yelled the airpods out my ears. And then goes on to play a little, flirt a little, give the fans what they want but eventually he has had enough. I mean y'all might not have noticed but THE VIDEO ENDED ON HIS TELLING PEOPLE OFF like damn, sir. We understand you are an adult. We got it. You're GROWN OKAY.

... And some of this fandom needs to get out of these men's assholes before they can't even get a proper colonoscopy because there's too many raging solo stans up in there telling a guy how to live. .

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I can’t call you Auntie Jaya because I think we’re the same age, maybe Cousin Jaya? Anyway have you heard anything from Kevin about the reaction in Korea to days 1 and especially 2?

Funny you should ask, @amatann 😉

Bros don’t bridal carry bros, it turns out. "Go find me one serious instance of any other member of BTS just randomly bridal carrying another member around like that," Kevin From Itaewon says. I could not. Especially not after the carrier got a hickey from the, er, bride.

And certainly not while princess-waving and grinning like that.

But bros DO occasionally indulge in a little dongsaeng-hyung style lapsitting. That’s not out of the realm of normal bro skinship.

Especially given that there is no leaning in by Tae and no leaning back by Jungkook. The lack of eye contact, softness or smiles also makes it more “normal skinship” and less “oh this is a thing”. It is nice that their friendship seems to be back on track but that’s all it is, Kevin says. AND HE'S RIGHT. This is the least romantic lapsit I have ever seen and I can't understand why it's being used as A Moment at all. Kev agreed. This is what normal bro skinship looks like.

And then there’s what Kev called the “ass man cometh for Jimin-ssi”. Slaps are normal bro shit and widely done and accepted. The caress-and-squeeze is something else.

I allowed as how Jungkook does love to grab a random ass cheek and Kev goes "yes, but does he just... pet them like that?" and I had to say well, he slaps. he does the squeeze. I dunno if he'd pet them, his other asses don't usually stay put that long and Kev goes "Honey. Jimin is WALKING. Jungkook is just FOLLOWING THE ASS SO HE CAN PLAY WITH IT MORE." I snortgiggled ...but he was not wrong.

With me so far? Oh good because KFI was on his Boyfriend's-Been-Gone-Too-Long faggotry shit today so we had to have a nice long talk about the price of California real estate and HOW GAY THE Jeon-Parks ARE which is, apparently-- SO GAY. Like they could not be gayer unless they had two shared homes, one for vacations, and a marriage license and even then, Kev says, it's only paper they can certainly be just as gay without it. He should know. He's been gay without it for twenty years but he might be just about to be gayer with it, since he and X are talking about partial relocation and super gay beach weddings.

So yeah that was the extent of the How Gay Are They convo and the answer was THEY'RE SO GAY AND IN LOVE IT'S ADORABLE.

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The 3J, Chris and Gabby Adventure

So it was like that huh

Okay so H.E.R. (government name Gabriella Wilson) was at Dave & Buster's with 3J AND CHRIS MARTIN and possibly maybe Dakota Johnson (which: I thought they broke up but she was also at dinner so) but this random girl's face is covered so... accidental Dave & Buster customer? Invited guest? Apple Martin (but she's usually blonde, idk)? I mean I should not be this invested in finding out who she is but

this blur is also possibly Dakota

And while I won't post pics of BTS from a private dinner I have no such qualms about posting Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith's kid because when you are as old as I am you know that woman has had way more trauma than a blurry paparazzi shot SO. Also she was in, I think, Fifty Shades of Grey and therefore (a) Jimin might know her already HA and (2) self-explanatory. I have looked six times and I think it's Dakota Johnson with them. Also I really hope she and Chris got back together. Gwyneth is fine but now Chris can have a burger if he wants one SUE ME ANYWAY they had fun. The Jeon-Parks had a good time, it appears, and I love this whole celebrity musician friendship situation. Collabs incoming, one hopes.

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I personally think it says “Lucky” or Love”. If it was Jungkook’s signature, three things:

1. We’ll never see it. It would have to stay partly covered. Too many people take pics of Jiminie’s in-ears. They can’t come out with Yoon in the Blue House unless things have happened that we don’t know about yet.

2. It’s too long. Jungkook’s name would extend into Jimin’s scalp, probably.

3. I think we’d see the loop of the G if it was a Kookie autograph.

BUT I do think that tat might be scripted in Jungkook’s handwriting. And if it says “lucky” or “love”… 💗

YOU GUYS???!!!!!

am i hallucinating? oml