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woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

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I will be saying :3 ^_^ :D while masc I don't give a fuck

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they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm

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i get sooo embarassed when im talking to someone on discord and it hits midnight and that little like date line splits up my messages… like omggg no dont look its november 9th now

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THE BEAST ATTACKS

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do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

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gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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dreamed tumblr had started saying "les girlies" instead of "the girlies". a common phrase was "le otp des girlies" (the otp of the girlies) which basically meant "an otp shared by me and my friends of exquisite taste". there was some kind of gender discourse about it

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Davrin 01/??

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Why is this the funniest DM I've ever gotten ?

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(with hearts in my eyes) i hate him. he sucks so bad

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every bad faith poster says shit like “competitive players don’t care about Pokémon as individuals, they only care about them as stats and numbers on a spreadsheet, it proves N right” and then actual competitive players are like “I’m running a heatran team meaning I’ve looked at its render a lot the last few days, and I’ve started to see a repressed sadness in his eyes. I think he dreams of a better life he doesn’t let himself live. Is this just me”