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Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

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hunting for shiny lugia on my first soul silver playthrough. wish me luck!

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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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i swear to god maslow's hierarchy of needs does Not apply to me when i'm sick with a hyperfixation. like memes aside i actually need to think of this fictional bitch more than i need food or sleep. basic need is Talking About The Fictional Bitch actually

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i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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me in the. me in. the. uhm.

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my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

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legally, i should be allowed

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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

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i can kill ppl bcuz ive died before so i can reclaim killing

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I'll fully respect anyone who wants to take canon material and run off into their own little fanon corner where they flesh out paltry characters and relationships into something they want to play with. I will NOT respect the person who does this and absolutely insists the author meant it that way from the start and everyone else just doesn't get it.

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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guys. are we still in the fuck it we ball years or are we already at the fully develop brain part....