#music that slaps

[lakestar45]

THEY SLAP SO HARD FIGHT ME

[viathegay]

Spotify daylist titles are the best and worst

[squirrelfm]

Squirrel FM: No exclamation necessary.

[demigods-posts]

just had the biggest revelation that when the oracle prophesized "to storm or fire, the world must fall". the weight of this line equally distributed across the four boys. because frank's lifeline was tied to a stick that if burned to ashes would kill him. because percy, son of the stormbringer, nearly ended his life by willingly suffocating in poison. because leo, pyrokenetic, sacrificed himself and paid for it with his life to fulfill the prophecy. because jason, son of jupiter (god of the sky, thunder, lightning, etc), died in place of leo upon his resurrection. what a truly haunting cruel twist of fate.

[teaboot]

One time in grade 11 band class I let a girl go through my iPod and she started laughing and I was like "What's funny" and she read out loud, "Papa Roach, Breaking Benjamin, MCR, Get Scared, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails... and then fuckign Pussycat Dolls?!"

And I'm never gonna forget that

[fukutomichi]

Inside The Rings of Power S2, E6 | The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power

[dreamsandconstellations]

Tiresias: I see a man who gets to make it home alive but it’s no longer you… I see your wife standing with a man hunting

Odysseus: what if i became the monster.

[littler3d]

“Mean Girls (2024) isn’t even that good of a movie—” I DONT CARE. I went to stare at Reneé Rapp being hot and hear a couple of bops and ya know what, goal achieved!

[yourlocalabomination]

“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”

Wrong. Joey has two hands.

May I present the superior solution:

[mickules]

Having a proper hair care routine is Totally Brutal

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If you're going to wear your hair long, you've got to learn how to look after it.

So picture this; I'm packing up my flat for my move and the unthinkable happens- my wifi disconnects.

Stressed, tired, no data and frankly unable to box up another bloody thing without some kind of white noise entertainment, In desperation I opened the box of DVDs for something, anything, to lighten my load. And at the very top, well within reach, Season 1 of Metalocalypse.

Nostalgia hit me square in the nuts. I did not pack a thing for the remainder of the day, even when my internet came back on, and instead appeased my inner 16 year old and had a whale of a time getting stuck back into an old favourite.

I wound up behind my packing schedule but the warm soggy joy it brought forth was well worth the diversion.

dedicated to @quhzk - a metalocalypse fanblog that's still kicking, whose URL I used to type out manually so I could see their top notch fanart, long before I ever even made an account here 🫡

[phonographica]

Robert Slap & Steve Powell – Drive (1990)

[yes-asil]

The mirror scene got to me, not gonna lie

[chill--cat]

☕️🥞 🐹🎧

[eeveekitti]

rambley raccoon cotton candy dot png

draw over of this image

[bananananurr]

definitely didnt delete anything

anyways

Renaissance Elmax has returned

Princess Max and Knight El for the win