modern ponyboy would absolutely love to read and make fun of colleen hoover books im so sorry, you just know that boy would want to study booktok under a microscope. he absolutely reads them aloud and makes fun of them with johnny and darry walks in once on it and just sighs
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No because they really got y'all thinking that at 29 you need a 10 step face care regimine and a stanley cup when in reality, you just need some sunlight, black soap, a couple orgasms, activity that centers yourself and to stay hydrated (in a regular ass cup).
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fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL (AGAIN)
oh also Brooke got a haircut!
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If only my followers knew I listen to gangam style on repeat while drawing the porn they longingly stare at ...
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Zevlor Brain Worm
Tucking a Zevlor x Tav fic into the future WIP folder--
My written-in-between-work-tasks idea below
Okay, so imagine that Tav and Zevlor are married/in a relationship prior to the Descent. They live together in Elturel and have a comfortable, content life together.
Now, imagine that Tav is away from Elturel visiting Baldur's Gate, and they receive word that Elturel has simply been wiped off of the face of the material plane.
They hurry back and confirm the worst has happened.
Through various means, they learn that the city was dragged to Avernus, and they take it upon themselves to find someone who can send them into the hells.
Here's the catch: to make it to Elturel, they need someone in the hells (on the other side of the planar traveling spell) to keep the gate open and to prevent any demons/devils from tampering with the portal.
The logical answer is Zevlor, right?
So Tav works with the person facilitating their planar travel. They reach out to Zevlor and ask him to keep the way open.
But just as they activate the portal, just as all of the painstakingly gathered materials are burned away and the spell takes shape, Zevlor drops his end of the connection--effectively cutting Tav's path off.
In their panic, Tav casts a Sending and learns that Zevlor is alive--he just refuses to let them join him in Avernus.
"But why? We're partners. We're stronger together."
"Because I love you too much to drag you into Hell with me."
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Mr. Gatsby? It's 7 o' clock in the morning.
Throwback to this being incredibly accurate footage of me and my travel buddy on our way to nyc
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the first legit fanart I do of them is in MSPaint of all things... =__=
we're soooo back
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