#murdoch mysteries incorrect quotes

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

*how that scene from the first episode Watts appeared should've gone*

George: I trust detective Watts.

Murdoch: Do you think he knows what he's doing?

George: I wouldn't go that far.

[lifewithwatts]

"As a homosexual and an officer of the law, my policy is that it's only illegal if you get caught."

-Llewellyn Watts, probably

[incorrect-murdochmysterys]

Willam Murdoch:*carrying all the groceries*

Julia Ogden: *holds out her hand to help*

Willam Murdoch: * aggressively moves all the bags to one arm to hold his wife’s hand*

[laurastacey]

James Pendrick: I don't appreciate your accusatory tone.

Detective Murdoch: I'd use a different tone but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

[snug-as-bugalugs-in-rugalugs]

Henry: I'm not that stupid! Watts: Henry, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. Henry: GEORGE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

[murdochfantasies]

someone said this on Reddit today and it sounds like if Watts and George were having a conversation 💀

[animetrashmuffin]

Based on this post by @incorrect-murdoch-quotes

[incorrect-aio-quotes]

Eugene [leaving a movie theatre]: I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility.

Katrina: I believe it's meant for children, Eugene.

Eugene: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Ray: I have an an announcement... I think.

Peter: You think you have an announcement or you’re announcing that you think?

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Llewellyn: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

Murdoch: i just ended a five year relationship George: are you okay? *brackenreid dragging robert perry and james gillies to the station house* Murdoch: it's okay, it wasn't mine

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

Edwards: Why are you covered in blood?! Tucker: Relax, it's not mine. Edwards: ....Is that supposed to make me feel better?? Tucker: Of course.

[sizzlemcfrizzle]

Julia, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Murdoch: Julia, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. George , would you get Julia some water?

George : What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

[incorrect-murdochmysterys]

George: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Effie: George, Darling, please go to sleep.

[the-noisiest-pumpkin]

george: what’s propaganda?

henry: it’s when a british person takes a good look at something.

[snug-as-bugalugs-in-rugalugs]

Murdoch: Am I right, Watts? Watts: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.