#incorrect murdoch mysteries quotes

[laurastacey]

James Pendrick: I don't appreciate your accusatory tone.

Detective Murdoch: I'd use a different tone but I'm trying to accuse you of something.

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

Murdoch: i just ended a five year relationship George: are you okay? *brackenreid dragging robert perry and james gillies to the station house* Murdoch: it's okay, it wasn't mine

[veryrealimagination]

George: My name is George. This is Henry. Can you say George or Henry back to us if you want to communicate? If you have it in you.

George: What if we got a Henry and George on the dictionary?

Henry: I would love it. I would love it! I doubt that's in the dictionary, but...

Spirit Box: Nerd.

Both: Laughing Hysterically.

Henry (still laughing): God damn it!

George (also still laughing): Fuck you, Ghost. Dude, touche though, to-

Henry (out of breath laughing): That was very good. I've never been so owned by our own recorder.

[incorrect-murdochmysterys]

Willam Murdoch:*carrying all the groceries*

Julia Ogden: *holds out her hand to help*

Willam Murdoch: * aggressively moves all the bags to one arm to hold his wife’s hand*

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Julia: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Murdoch: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Watts can fight in that dress either.

Watts: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[belongstocaptaindoyle]

Higgins: I don't think we can enter this bar. Watts: Why? Higgins: Because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only three of us. Crabtree: Dumb bitch, we'll just invite more people. Watts : looks into the camera like he's on The Office

[snug-as-bugalugs-in-rugalugs]

Henry: I'm not that stupid! Watts: Henry, you literally ate the wax from a babybel. Henry: GEORGE TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

[murdochfantasies]

someone said this on Reddit today and it sounds like if Watts and George were having a conversation 💀

[animetrashmuffin]

Based on this post by @incorrect-murdoch-quotes

[lifewithwatts]

"As a homosexual and an officer of the law, my policy is that it's only illegal if you get caught."

-Llewellyn Watts, probably

[incorrect-aio-quotes]

Eugene [leaving a movie theatre]: I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility.

Katrina: I believe it's meant for children, Eugene.

Eugene: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

Ray: I have an an announcement... I think.

Peter: You think you have an announcement or you’re announcing that you think?

[sizzlemcfrizzle]

Julia, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset!

Murdoch: Julia, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. George , would you get Julia some water?

George : What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

[veryrealimagination]

Watts: I hate zucchini.

Watts: It doesn't taste bad. It just makes me feel insufficient.

[incorrect-murdochmysterys]

George: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Effie: George, Darling, please go to sleep.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Brackenreid: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Watts: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

George: I got distracted halfway through.

Henry: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.