#murder sandwich

[discordzero]

Disco! in the Panic Room by Bug Hunter ||| ["I don't know] by Saphho translated by Dan Beachy-Quick ||| Mercenary by Panic! at the Disco ||| Panic Room by au/ra ||| Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley

All pictures from Red vs Blue

This is my first try at the format! I wanted to make one for Wash/Felix/Locus with a side of Wash/Sigma. Is there a story being told here? Yes :)

[bet-on-me-13]

Jason's Birthday Gift

Batman isn't completely against killing. He just feels like he can't be the one to make that decision, because "who gave him the right to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner?"

But, Jason's birthday is coming up and he thinks he has the perfect Idea for him.

Jason was resurrected. Apparently murdered Ghosts have a supernatural need to be avenged. He put 2 and 2 together.

He summons the Ghost King and asks if it's legal to Kill the Joker.

Cut to Jason'a birthday and everybody is having a blast. They get to opening the presents and finally get to Bruce's gift.

Jason opens it and finds a Signed Warrant for the Jokers Death, from the king of the dead Phantom.

He looks up at Bruce disbelieving, but he just nods back and continues drinking his coffee.

Jason: Did you just get me permission to Kill the Joker from fucking GOD!?

Bruce: Go break his Kneecaps kids

Alfred: I'll pack a lunch!

[aldoodles]

I think abt this scene way too often

[evanpeterswifeyyy]

Everyone is like ‘Tate this’ and ‘Violet that’. What if I want both? Huh? What then? What if I want them both—simultaneously? What about that? In a sandwiched-between-them sort of way? Huh?

[magpiewriting]

Missed opportunity for free food by simply entering Cas into every eating competition they come across that offers lifetime free food if they win

[thecmaly]

plantwood

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more trigun comics

[shayminsh]

🌀🌀🌀 oooOOOOOOoooo you wanna watch murder drones sooo baaadddd OOOOOOOoooohhh it has some horror elements so be careful but oooOOOOOOO alot of it is countered by the general aura of humor and also theyre robots so theres no blood except for once OOOOoooo 🌀🌀🌀

[pumpkin-duo-forever]

some gifs I made :PPPP

[novannon]

They would be a friend group but at the same time would murder each other

[eleccy]

the way ema in turnabout succession talks about "poisoning's a common way to get the job done, when the murderer is a woman" and apollo brings up nail polish in court like "know any women with red nails?" implying that nail polish is primarily used by women and then this fuckin interview with takumi.

like buddy. say the quiet part out loud PLEASE

[columboscreens]

[chartreuxcatz]

SOBBING

WEEEEEEHHHHHHHEHEHHHHHHHHHH CROISSANT’S FRIENDS LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE CANT HANG OUT WITH THEM CUZ SHE’S BUSYYYYYYYYYY.

SHE HASN’T BEEN SHOWING UP TO THEIR MEET UUUUUUPS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[widowshill]

— Are you sure Burke wants to buy Collinwood? — Yes, he said so. I'm just afraid it's only the beginning of what he wants.

[rory-multifandom-mess]

i need 2 eat sandwiches more often tha shit was good

i think Thad would enjoy sandwiches. some good toast with mayo and mustard, put some oregano on there and some hard salami and lettuce and also roast beef. so good

totaly not what i had just now

[shittymurderparty]

Redacted

[chaos-has-theories]

I FINALLY read The Unwanted Guest yesterday! And by "read" I mean "did a reading", I got to do Ianthe, none if us had read the script beforehand, and we randomly improvised with chairs to follow the scene instructions, it was absolutely glorious.

ANYWAY. I cannot decide what is hotter: Palamedes in his terrible half-burnt suit and the cigarette he doesn't know why he's holding, or Ianthe with her maid/butler routine.

Believe me, no one is more horrified to realize this than me.