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Missed opportunity for free food by simply entering Cas into every eating competition they come across that offers lifetime free food if they win
#I am thinking of 5x14 bloody valentine#hundreds of burgers#dean could’ve gotten so much free food#and also probably would’ve been banned and chased out of restaurants when they show back up for the 50th time#local suburban man turned mass murderer and self proclaimed god is banned from the local sandwich place in Nebraska#not because he killed anyone but because he actually did eat the 20 foot sub within the time limit and he won’t stop bringing the pretty#boy with him just so that guy can have free food#it’s not even the money loss#it’s the fact he entered one eating competition there and then proceeded to never eat anything there again‚ THAT’S what they take offense to#spn#castiel#dean winchester#supernatural#destiel#wait till they find out he did the same thing with the burger place across the street#the DRAMA#patrons are left confused as to why the picture of the champion and friends look so similar to those serial killers
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✨✨ Shop update! ✨✨
New jerma merch and some other little things here! ✨
#Jerma985#jerma#my art#catboy jerma#jerma burger#love rotating through my social media to post the same thing eight hundred times
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Vtubing opened a door for a lot of ppl to start streaming bc for a while it was expected and standard that if you became a bigger streamer you would have to show your face and record your reactions. this not only just made it where "most conventionally attractive wins" it also put a barrier on a lot of marginalized creators who could face harassment from just showing themselves at all
there are a lot more black vtubers than you know about because they decided not to use their real face to protect themselves
#Are you telling me Char broiled this burger?#and by bigger I dont even mean like million of followers even a few hundred or thousand i feel#it feels like not having the face cam is treated as you're not Really streaming yet and you need to upgrade
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tell me how i’ve NEVER noticed zeke slapping jimmy jr. on the ass in this scene before
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[There must have been three hundred or four hundred skulls.]
#s29e10 burgers bacon and bbq#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#four hundred skulls#three hundred
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crying found out another food i can't recommend to anyone
#like it's a dessert with sweetened condensed milk and pistachios and idek what the main things called#it's sharp but good#so i always just called it shards growing up#and then i asked my mom what it's really called in arabic#tell me why it's just “pakistani sweets”#WHAT HELP IS THAT???#and if i search i will find every pakistani sweet EXCEPT for that one#i give up on this#next time someone asks me my favorite food im saying its a burger.#if they ask my favorite dessert it's uhhh#brownie or smth bc i can't talk about arab food anymore#tears why couldn't it be easier for google to translate#and why couldn't we call it smth idk LESS VAGUE???#bc yes ofc naming a food after it's country of origin will not cause confusion#ofc each country only has one food created there#definitely for sure one hundred percent#☆— yapping
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you're the worst kind of autistic 🙁
#THIS JOKE IS SO FUNNY but not for the reasons they intended. allistics are not allowed to laugh at it#how many toothpicks? a hundred. A HUNDRED?? no. its three.#OKAY okay how many now. three? no. ughh you're the worst kind of autistic#the voice acting in this scene was SO FUNNY esp eugene's laughing like oh my god#love that tina being terrible at math has been canon since day one#txt#bob's burgers
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I need to be weirder about the scavengers and cannibalism...
#its been a long day... but im feeling better now. (thanks for the well wishes and such btw <3-)#(-sending my well wishes in return by tenfold bcs. damn. it seems stuff is really going around rn)#but yeah... just. augh. theres just smth about how the scavs sorta translate into more like. thriller-esque genres pretty well?#like. i feel somehow those themes compliment their characteristics? or could compliment their characteristics in a more rounded out way#sure. theyre generally a light hearted romp of absurdity with occasional themes of a not good not bad handling of 'mental health matters'#but they just really shine a bit in horrific circumstances. esp with the sort of absurdity they bring to the table#theyre odd people. even in the context of their generally weird and alien universe. and that right there feels like a trove of potential#its like. ok. the lost light crew? also odd. but thats a huge ship. full of people and variety and a sense of purpose and normalcy post-war#(normalcy being. whatever all those background folks were getting up too while plot happened around them. cruise ship stuff ig)#but in contrast. with the w.a.p crew. its an ark class ship with like. a handful of people. and a whole lot of junk and free time#both just cruising through space endlessly for years. one with hundreds of people. and one with like 6 people.#so both are technically isolated when theyre not making pit-stops planet or station side. but again. 100s vs 6 dudes.#think. top of the line cruise ship from hell with a small town sized populace vs a big shitty boat and 6 starving guys#both have the capacity to become case studies in madness. both could do really well thriller wise. but the scavs being a smaller group?#it only being the 6 of them emphasis the isolation perhaps. less variety. less change. same 6 people for 5(?) years#things could get weird fast. codependent mentalities. us vs them mindsets. an otherness about everyone else outside of their group#and then! then you add to the mix the fact that theyre eating/drinking from corpses?! *chefs kiss* awesome. love it.#non-stationary isolation + cannibalism. ough. perfect mix. a classic of maritime horror but in space! :D!#a big ship. small crew. living while knowing that as soon as you kick the bucket. your body is the meal. your body is the fuel.#no decorum about it. no faith. no belief. just perverse survival. bcs they might enjoy it. a bloody gluttony. with a bite. a sample. a taste#it takes seeing your buddy as a walking talking burger to another level. bcs every corpse you come across is also a burger. and a gas can#also fulcrum making candy out of corpses is so. particularly perfect when it comes to the horrifically absurd. just. smth about it. idk#but also also. the line. where was the line drawn for each of them? and when did they each cross it?#most of them dont seem like the type to jump head first into that. so how did they justify it to themselves? had they done it before?#and then. when did it become normal? a habit? smth enjoyable?#i might be running out of tags. but yeah. them being weirder. esp about each other and others.#nothing brings a group of people together like the overhanging knowledge that you sort of kinda wanna eat each other#(rlly wishing i could stomach realistic thrillers rn. but i just cant. gotta stick to written or artistic styles or risk panic attacks :/)#(ive tried a couple movies and shows now. and cant get through most of them. praise be synopses and peoples long rambles about them tho :D)#(nothing like reading someones passionate ramble about the meaning/symbolism of some gory nightmare without having to actually see it lol)
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what abt sonics favorite food hamburgers
maybe we should take those away too. for his own good.
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You think clowns can hibernate/estivate/brumate like some animals/plants do on Earth, which was how Steve was able to survive at the center of the planet with no food, water or air for hundreds of millions of years?
#bigtop burger#btb steve#Sleeping at the center of the Earth for hundreds of millions of years does sound pretty cozy tho#I hope he had a good nap#I can imagine at some point he woke up but was too comfy and rolled back over and was like “I'm going back to sleep”#Eepy boy#He deserves to sleep in#I bet he felt pretty well rested and refreshed afterwards#And then he did a big stretch and yawn like a cat#Before he came up to get something to eat and see what the deal was with the big hot wet rock he landed in
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favorite burger place added new items to the menu and they sound so delicious however i know that the second im there i will lose my fucking mind over the same burger like i always do. never gets old
#yes its the same burger place i always talk about dont doxx me okie 🙏#had the same burger a hundred times these past... two years or whatever its been and its still so............ YUM#pogaduchy
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Yep, he's completely out. Full-on napping right in the grass that still has remnants of morning dew hanging onto it.
#isola mini#need to get a burger in me before i try writing anything more substantial than that#loading please wait... (one hundred percent)
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McDonald's cheeseburger. Happy Meal. for Moon 👍
a small box , color faded and cardboard grossly limp . a crude drawing of an iterator with a smile printed on , though now awfully disturbed by the passage of time . on the other side was a word search . so slimy .
she looked back towards her visitor , the only sound being that of her fans cooling her down . an ascension meal , from a popular chain among the ancients , mckarma . where had the organism found it ? atop the remains of her city , perhaps . moon was unsure . however they were staring intently , awaiting her observation .
face plates shifted as she reached into the the soggy carboard , in the shape of an iterators can . the marketing was always a bit too on the nose , she thought , as she grasped for something in the box , hands wrapping around a crinkled paper . out she pulled a burger , unaffected by the mold that coated the inner linings of the box , still in tact after so many cycles . gross . extremely gross .
moon always knew there was something off about that food .
" this is nothing more than a rock , little friend . " she muttered , placing the item behind her to keep the creature from attempting to consume it . " it's not suited for your stomach . i don't think it would do anything much good - but here - "
she reached back into the box , retrieving a small toy from uncomfortable confines . when she retreats , a small toy lay in the palm of her hand - a toy lizard . she dips it into the water to wash the grodiness off of it , before presenting it to the the animal .
" this may be more suited for you , at least as a means of entertainment . "
#friend of many ; looks to the moon ( post collapse ) .#; askthekirbysquad .#:: it has survived hundreds of years . the burger .........
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How uniquely good is the expression work and animation in @worthikids (Ian Worthington's) Bigtop Burger??
So good that I have spent many hours combing through every single frame of animation in this series so far while taking well over 1,000 screenshots so that I can use them as reference for art practice.
Highly recommend for anyone who has like 20 minutes to watch everything that's out so far. So many of the quotes from this just live in my brain now
But I'm not done talking about the animation - I mean, it is absolute next-level delightful shit right down to the cinematography and it is so wild that most of the work on this is done by one guy.
All the characters have great expressions, but ffs every second that Cesare is onscreen, Ian Worthington has animated Chris Fleming's voice-acting and improv SO GOOD that I basically had to watch every single one of those lines on 1/4 speed over and over to make sure I didn't miss anything.
#original#bigtop burger#cesare btb#bigtop burger cesare#cesare bigtop burger#steve btb#steve bigtop burger#ian worthington#worthikids#I probably wouldn't have to keep rewinding if I just downloaded all the videos to my computer but#I screenshot every ep that was out like 1.5 yrs ago while on my phone and i did the most recent eps today on my phone so. lotta rewinding.#I'm excited to practice with these new screenshots once I organize them and delete duplicates and blurred frames.#the only other thing I've done this with is probably Red Dwarf. I have hundreds of screenshots from that show spanning like 100 hours.#and I have hundreds of screenshots from this show spanning about 20 minutes.#which is pretty fucking incredible if you think about it. also the red dwarf ones are only about 20% bc i wanted to practice art#and the other 80% is bc i find Dave Lister so sexy that it basically broke my brain for a month XD#i blacked out and woke up 30 days later covered in red dwarf fanart. the walls of my apartment covered in a language forgotten by mankind#which only those who have touched madness may decipher without going mad. but once translated spell out#I CAN FIX THIS MY HEADCANON WILL FIX THIS I MUST FIX THIS OHOHOHOHOHOO!!!! TIS GAY - GAY I TELL YOU!!!#NONE OF THE PRISON SEASON HAPPENED. I CAN FIX IT I CAN I AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA#so you do have to consider that.
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"xyz denomination isnt even all that christian" i mean depending on who you ask you could say that about ltieraly every denomination. if we could agree on an interpretation of christianity then there woldn't be denominations lol
#Are you telling me Char broiled this burger?#infighting is a great christian tradition that goes back hundred of years!
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[Henry VIII owned more than eight hundred carpets.]
#s29e10 burgers bacon and bbq#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#eight hundred carpets#henry viii
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