#mun go away

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: I did something I'm not proud of. Dan: Did you burn the ribs? Danny: No, Dan, the meal I promised you to get you here is fine. Dani: Did you forget the games? Danny: No, Dani, the board games I promised you, to get you here are in the same game room as last time. Jazz: Did you sell the hot tub? Danny: No, Jazz, the spa day I promised you to get you here will be happening tomarrow as scheduled. Dan: Then what you do? Danny: I got married this morning. Dani: You eloped!? Danny: The marriage was because of a cult Jazz: You're in a cult!? Danny: I'm Mr.Wayne now Dan: You didn't keep the family name! Danny: It wasn't my proudest moment, but a Phantom worshiping cult caught me in a summoning circle. They planned on sacrificing Bruce Wayne, a rich, beloved human they kidnapped, to use his death as a binding charm, forever enslaving me to them. I couldn't let him die, so I started a ghost marriage. Being married to me made the ritual invalid. Ten seconds after I finished my vows, Nightwing crashed through a window and set us free. It made the whole marriage pointless, and I ended up looking like an immortal idiot. Dan: Oh I forgot about that. Till this day I wasn't able to divorce him- Danny did you know we can't count as widows since we're partcially dead? Danny: YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN?! Dan: In defense, half of the world was destroyed at this point in my timeline, so I didn't think it would happen to you. My marriage to Bruce was entirely blown out of proportion. World leaders should have focused more on the menace tearing the world apart. Danny: YOU WERE THE MENACE. Dani: Wait does this mean Danny is sleeping with Dan's husband? Dan: *Gasp* It seems my greatest enemy was myself all along. Danny: There is no sleeping with anyone! Jazz: So, going back to the hot tub- will wine be provided or should I go get my own? Danny: I don't know what I bother hosting siblings night. Get out my house. Dan/Dani/Jazz: No. Danny: I hate you all.

[epitomees]

IT IS MUN'S BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY!!!!

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

Solar: Did you wash...the dishes?

Solar's future partner: I thought...you wanted...to do that? :')

Solar: *fake laugh* :) You were wrong-

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[templeofvengeance]

ooc // Has this joke been made yet? I hope not, it's been in my head for two days XD

[kkJF;LAKSJDF;LKASJDL;KSD I love that SO MUCH, Marc and Khonshu Aladdin AU when]

[ask2pame]

// real talk

would u rather i keep using corradeo or switch to flavio

[masquenoire]

Barring any new asks, I think that's the last of those 'icons only' memes and it was very fun doing them all! Thank you so much for sending them in everyone, I'm feeling more confident about activity again and will hopefully be inspired to write a bit more often from now on providing schedule eases up sometime soon!

[loveshard]

my drafts are now in the 20s for the first time in a while, now feeling blessed 🙏🏾

[lashysdomain]

oTL

[fvnnythiings]

jax when he makes a joke abt ppl flirting w/ him & they actually do 👁️__👁️

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

(Not sure if this was already asked, but do you think Solar Flare will ever exist in this au?)

-Crumpet

:3

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

//ooc rambling. Tw dementia mention

//Another long shift today, I won’t be home until late tonight. From now until late Saturday/Sunday mun may be busier and more afk. I’m scheduled for some long shifts today and Saturday, tomorrow is my all day volunteering. However I’m also helping care for a family member the next several who has a form of dementia. Idk how it’s gonna go, it’s already a rough start. So please bear with me 🙏 I haven’t forgotten my threads, many of them are trimmed and in drafts for me to reply. Along with rp prompts I’ve got in my inbox I haven’t answered yet.

[drengar]

[stormduelist]

Jett would 100% be one of the people in the Protocol/Legion that puts up random mistletoes just to see if anyone actually acts on the tradition.

[ss-trashboat]

hi friends, july was a lot™ coming back a bit, as much as my brain can handle

but the main reason is i'm going through my apartment more (possibly to swap apartments and i don't want to move more stuff than necessary) so! i'm going through my books to rehome arts that are just sitting around. so if anyone is looking for a portrait of someone in particular, feel free to shoot me a message and i will go digging to see what i have ~

[surrogate-fawn]

I really miss Buck. I don't like needing to live with my parents for school and work.

[misteria247]

I keep hacking up my lungs leave me alonnneee-!!!!!