#mumbo x grian (NOT THE CCS.)

[duckimate]

lost longing for someone you can't recall, but that someone's a faraway deity

"The ancient gods changed men to things, but left them A consciousness that smoldered endlessly, That splendid sorrows might endure forever. And you are changed into a memory."

so ! fanart for solar eclipse au by none other than THE @mochiwrites. but i switched the concept around?? (au of an au. woah)

.SPOILERS!!. spoiLERS!!!! I SAID SPOILERS. .

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instead of solara being punished and casted down to earth for reincarnation it was proteus instead <333

yes i know amor solis takes place in a more modern setting but personally mumbo k jumbo with his vest and tie and british glory gave me more of a painter than sculptor vibe (artistic boyfriends,,,)

bros drawing his lover from his past life when he cant even recall any of those memories <3

[azuritethehermit]

Just thinking abt this currently

"I love you like Grian love Mumbo"

[crashingmoons]

looking for moots ^^

im not new btw, just want friends hehe

im finn, or riv if we're close enough. I'm agender and use any pronouns. I'm aroace. I was piercedveils on quotev before it died.

I typically don't tag but will if you ask me to. I do use tone tags.

im a minor. legals are allowed to interact and follow but I'm not gonna become friends with you.

i mainly repost and post random shitposts/memes but if I become confident enough in my art I might start posting art

my only real dni is if you support wilbur soot, dream, or georgenotfound

my fandoms are:

hermitcraft(!!)

the life series(!!)

empires (mainly s1)

harry potter (fuck jkr)

the owl house

your turn to die

bungou stray dogs

spy x family

gravity falls

the amazing digital circus

avatar the last airbender

stranger things

my fav ccs are:

goodtimeswithscar

grian

mumbo jumbo

smallishbeans

if you wanna become moots interact with this post, dont only follow pls!!

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Hello Everypony :3

finally doing one of these, lol

💙About me!💜

Welcome to my blog for,,, everything! No sideblogs around here we die like men/j

My name is Oliver, but you can also call me oli! (ive got other names too, but that's the main one, check my pronouns page for the whole list!)

Xe/Void/Fox/It/They pronouns but get silly with it, i dont mind!! (except she/her)

We're a system! We dont talk about it a lot but sometimes it comes up yay!!

important post you should read!

I write and draw tho i am better at writing, lmao

@inky-drawings is my lovely girlfriend whom i love very much<333

@azamonvoid is my sib from another crib whom if i dont see soon heads will start rolling<3

@lmanburgseulogy SUPER AMAZING person (cough im copying part of the intro from bug), also my twin o7

@willthemicrowave AMAZING DUDE. Tem you're super cool

❌DNIs❌

cc!Wilbur and/or cc!Dream Team supporters. If i ever post about them its the characters.

-> also, if you see me reblogging from someone who supports them, please warn me!

Anyone who engages in discourse, esp syscourse. I do not care, let people live. Any interaction about it will be ignored and/or deleted. This isnt the place for it.

People in poppytwt/blr. I understand some people write it or engage in it to cope, but it personally just makes us uncomfortable. Thank you.

Just in general hateful people. Transphobes, terfs, homophobes, misogyinists misandrists ect ect. It is not that hard to leave people alone, and if you can't, get out.

✨ (main) Fandoms!! ✨

Hermitcraft/Life series!! My faves are Grian, Etho, Impulse, Zed, Jimmy and Mumbo (not in that order)

-> i engage in shipping the characters, quite a lot,,, if it makes you uncomfortable this ain't the place for you lol

DSMP! my mains are sbi (especially twinsduo you will always be famous to me,,,,), and sometimes feral boys!

-> i dont care most of those people are problematic now, my au just took a general outline of the smp then rewrote everything. There is barely any connection w/actual canon

SCU/Slimecicle cinematic universe!! Blame @alliumsmybeloved for this/j

Hollow Knight! Quirrel, Hornet, Hollow and Ghost are my faves!

-> nothing much other than i hate the traitor lord with a burning passion, lol

and many, many more!! Including percy jackson, portal, ect - these are just the ones im hyperfixating on the most lately!!

⚠ Terms and conditions? ⚠

I'm ok with flirting but ask first just to be sure!

autistic silly little guy. Sometimes i get too much, feel free to tell me if i exagerate and get weird!

-> be nice about it tho, please,,,

send asks send asks!!! They're so silly i love em<333

i do take requests on doodles, headcanons, snippets ect!! It just takes me a bit sometimes to answer!

I have a dsmp/hermitcraft/qsmp/ect au im working on, my magnum opus/j, go check it out it's @the-caladrius-au RAAHHH

I write about the characters, never the ccs.

💬Tag guide!💬

#Oli talks! -> silly tag for everything of mine, rambles,art, writing, reblogs (sometimes,,,)

#shift talks! -> like the above but for shift, one of our other alters :3

#Olis faves -> fav posts and/or posts i want to look back on!

#Oli writes -> pretty self explanitory, for when i write :3

#Oli draws -> for my art n doodles!

#Mutuals my beloveds -> Moot tag!!! For asks or when i talk with/about my mutuals! (if i forget to put it in a post with you, feel free to tell me!)

#nonnies my beloveds -> anon asks

#Beloveds! -> posts about/with @inky-drawings and/or @azamonvoid

#higgs Field au and #HFAU -> posts about my dsmp x Hermitcraft rewrite au

#the multiverse system -> stuff about our system!

#the horrors saga -> the horrors,,,,,, I just wanna write,,,,

#Twinsduo crumbs -> any and all Twinsduo content because I'm normal about them (lie)

#sillytick -> tag for @cao-tick ::3

-> if i forget to tag things properly feel free to remind me!!!

[plain text under cut]

Hello Everypony :3

finally doing one of these, lol

💙About me!💜

Welcome to my blog for,,, everything! No sideblogs around here we die like men/j

My name is Oliver, but you can also call me oli! (ive got other names too, but that's the main one, check my pronouns page for the whole list!)

They/It/xe pronouns but get silly with it, i dont mind!! (except she/her)

We're a system! We dont talk about it a lot but sometimes it comes up yay!!

important post you should read!

I write and draw tho i am better at writing, lmao

@inky-drawings is my lovely girlfriend whom i love very much<333

@azamonvoid is my sib from another crib whom if i dont see soon heads will start rolling<3

@lmanburgseulogy SUPER AMAZING person (cough im copying part of the intro from bug), also my twin o7

@willthemicrowave AMAZING DUDE. Tem you're super cool

❌DNIs❌

cc!Wilbur and/or cc!Dream Team supporters. If i ever post about them its the characters.

-> also, if you see me reblogging from someone who supports them, please warn me!

Anyone who engages in discourse, esp syscourse. I do not care, let people live. Any interaction about it will be ignored and/or deleted. This isnt the place for it.

People in poppytwt/blr. I understand some people write it or engage in it to cope, but it personally just makes us uncomfortable. Thank you.

Just in general hateful people. Transphobes, terfs, homophobes, misogyinists misandrists ect ect. It is not that hard to leave people alone, and if you can't, get out.

✨ (main) Fandoms!! ✨

Hermitcraft/Life series!! My faves are Grian, Etho, Impulse, Zed, Jimmy and Mumbo (not in that order)

-> i engage in shipping the characters, quite a lot,,, if it makes you uncomfortable this ain't the place for you lol

DSMP! my mains are sbi (especially twinsduo you will always be famous to me,,,,), and sometimes feral boys!

-> i dont care most of those people are problematic now, my au just took a general outline of the smp then rewrote everything. There is barely any connection w/actual canon

SCU/Slimecicle cinematic universe!! Blame @alliumsmybeloved for this/j

Hollow Knight! Quirrel, Hornet, Hollow and Ghost are my faves!

-> nothing much other than i hate the traitor lord with a burning passion, lol

and many, many more!! Including percy jackson, portal, ect - these are just the ones im hyperfixating on the most lately!!

⚠ Terms and conditions? ⚠

I'm ok with flirting but ask first just to be sure!

autistic silly little guy. Sometimes i get too much, feel free to tell me if i exagerate and get weird!

-> be nice about it tho, please,,,

send asks send asks!!! They're so silly i love em<333

i do take requests on doodles, headcanons, snippets ect!! It just takes me a bit sometimes to answer!

I have a dsmp/hermitcraft/qsmp/ect au im working on, my magnum opus/j, go check it out it's @the-caladrius-au RAAHHH

I write about the characters, never the ccs.

💬Tag guide!💬

#Oli talks! -> silly tag for everything of mine, rambles,art, writing, reblogs (sometimes,,,)

#shift talks! -> like the above but for shift, one of our other alters :3

#Olis faves -> fav posts and/or posts i want to look back on!

#Oli writes -> pretty self explanitory, for when i write :3

#Oli draws -> for my art n doodles!

#Mutuals my beloveds -> Moot tag!!! For asks or when i talk with/about my mutuals! (if i forget to put it in a post with you, feel free to tell me!)

#nonnies my beloveds -> anon asks

#Beloveds! -> posts about/with @inky-drawings and/or @azamonvoid

#higgs Field au and #HFAU -> posts about my dsmp x Hermitcraft rewrite au

#the multiverse system -> stuff about our system!

#the horrors saga -> the horrors,,,,,, I just wanna write,,,,

#Twinsduo crumbs -> any and all Twinsduo content because I'm normal about them (lie)

-> if i forget to tag things properly feel free to remind me!!!

[mcytblr-confessions]

agreeing with the anon that said the current fanbase is sensitive. they are. like seriously. people are whining about other people shipping or not shipping or something about the cc's doing x and y and like fucks sake just sit in your own damn corner?? we're all here to play dolls man you don't have to get in a tizzy over the manufacturer's decisions on the doll's design when someone else repaints it or changes the hair or clothes. also the people i see complaining about others who are shipping scar and grian or mumbo or whatever because they're best friends very clearly aren't aware that this has been a thing since old mcyt. i dont think they actually care about tropes or anything, i think they just don't want the cc's to see it and be disgusted in the fanbase.

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[asketho]

Oh snappers! Go get your snacks!

BdoubleO100 told me about this whole blogging thing... he said that the Ethogirls were a bit scary but... it can't be that bad, right?

Asks always open!

Please:

Send as many asks as you'd like; plaintext (non-emoji) signoffs are preferred, but do what you like!

Send lore-heavy asks, as much or as few as you'd like

Send silly/non-lore asks

Please do not:

Be excessively NSFW. Mod is an adult, but this is not the place for it beyond innuendo/implied

Be genuinely rude or cruel to anyone, Ethomod, other mods, or other askers! Roleplay is fine, but if there are concerns I will step in.

Assume I speak for any other ask blogs, even those below in my links section. We all know each other, but we are not a hivemind. Respect their boundaries on their blogs as you respect mine on mine.

Important info & housekeeping links below the cut - posted jun 9, updated jun 27 - please read

OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT ACTUALLY ETHO. IF ONLY.

i try my best to recreate his style but i am, at the end of the day, just a really autistic he/him. please be nice to me

This is also my interpretation of Etho, as a character [do NOT come for me I do NOT condone being weird to real life ccs - see below] and YMMV

Tags & Links

About this c!Etho

AskEtho Timeline (important events)

The Ask Hermitblr Discord

#blog-e-e's / #blog e e's: in character posts

#mod-e-e's / #mod e e's: out-of-character [ooc] posts

#nsfw & #nsfhc: self explanatory. minors dni. block only #nsfhc if you only want to avoid it on this particular blog

#art-e-e's / #art e e's: posts with sketches by me!

I tag names mentioned in asks (ex: "what do you think about doc doing xyz?" -> #docm77). If a creator goes by their real life name (ex: joel smallishbeans, lizzie ldshadowlady, etc) I will use that when writing responses but I only tag as their full player name [except etho]

Other Hermits

General Guidelines

Ariana Griande / @arianagriand3

Bad Boys / @ask-thebadboys

Bdubs / @askbdubsblog

BigB / @ask-bigbstatz

Cleo / @ask-zcleo

Cubfan / @ask-cubfan

Cuteguy / @ask-cuteguy

Cyan Snail / @askcyansnail

Doccy / @ask-doccy

Docm77 / @ask-docm77

Etho / @asketho <- YOU ARE HERE

Evil Xisuma / @ask-evil-x

False / @ask-falsesymmetry

Gem / @ask-gemgem

Grian / @ask-grian

Grumbot / @ask-grumbot

Hotguy / @ask-hotguy

Impulse / @ask-impulse

Jimmy / @ask-jimmy-solidarity

Jrumbot / @ask-jrumbot

Lizzie / @ask-fairy-lizzie

Logoslab / @asklogoslab

Martyn / @ask-martyn

Mother Spore / @ask-mother-spore

Mumbo / @ask-mumbojumbo

NPC Grian / @ask-npc-grian

Pearl / @askpearlescentmoon

Poultry Man / @iampoultryman

Ren / @askrendog

Scar / @ask-gtwscar

Scott / @ask-smajor

Skizz / @ask-skizzleman

Smallishbeans / @ask-smallishbeans

Stress / @ask-stressmonster

Tango / @ask-tangotek

Watchers / @ask-the-watchers

Wels / @ask-welsknight

Xisuma / @ask-xisuma

Zedaph / @ask-zedaph

Don't bring real life discourse here. Etho does not care about this or that or problematic whatevers. The mod does, but asks about it will be deleted unless specifically addressed to the mod.

I reserve the right to delete asks that are not relevant, make me uncomfortable, are triggering, or sexually explicit. While NSFW is allowed to a degree it will always be tagged both as #nsfw & #nsfhc [so you can avoid specifically this blog's nsfw without having to block the general tag]. Minors should not interact with nsfw posts and I will check.

If you use a cc's real name when they don't actively go by that online [ex: bdubs' real name is online but he does not use it for yt] I will delete your ask or answer privately telling you to resubmit. I respect their privacy and I expect you to do the same. I will not discuss events in the real life cc's personal life most of the time

[not-kayvalencourt]

A recent post in the mumbo jumbo tag has me thinking abt my old dsmp x hermitcraft au from like. 2-3 years ago so here's some 4am rambles abt it!!! Reminder that it's c! not cc! yada yada you get it

Grian being Tommy is a given. Like they're an inch away from being the same person. It's so obvious. Grian is a generally very confident guy, though it's mostly a façade and he's pretty easily broken if you do/say the right things.

Mumbo fits pretty easily into Wilbur's role - not for any real reason, but I also fully believe Mumbo has the capability to go from definitely not a drug van to blowing up said drug van in the name of "captain goes down with his ship" because if he can't have it no one can

To continue with sbi I kind of struggled on who would be Techno, but then. Doc. Because who else??? I fully believe Doc would find some way to automate netherrite mining to make enough gear for an army (however small it may be.) Also the image of him kind of being brothers with Mumbo and Grian is so funny. Doc would 100% support Mumbo going on a villain arc and would also summon a wither while waxing poetic about heroes and villains and how everyone but him is kinda the bad guy because. That's kinda what he already does??

Scar. Scar is hard because I really like the image of him being Schlatt as a reference to s7, but I think he works better as Tubbo. Scar is underestimated imo, and I think Tubbo's whole arc meshes really well with Scar as a character. Also the tragedy in the "who am I without you?" "yourself." Really fits Grian and Scar??

I still haven't figured out Ranboo so. If anyone has any suggestions please lmk.

For Phil I think Xisuma really helps round out sbi. Again not for any real reason - out of everyone I've mentioned so far, I know the least about Xisuma - but I am feral for the very familial bond he and Mumbo seem to have and. Well.

I really like Cub as Quackity. It started when Scar was originally Schlatt as a reference to Convex, but I can totally see Cub in Quackity's casino arc. Otherwise I don't know a lot about him so if anyone has a better idea lmk!!

Pearl is Niki. Given the life series, I can totally see Pearl getting super attached to L'manburg, then feeling utterly betrayed by it and burning down the tree but she secretly never stopped caring about it. She's already lost her life for that country, and she's willing to die for it again, even if that country died alongside her in that control room. Unfortunately I still don't have anyone for Eret/Jack :(

Getting a little off topic, I think Ren would make a good Sam. I believe wholeheartedly that whatever lore Ren has going on that he would do a story where he literally is just Sam. Ren is another character I don't know too much about so again if there's any other suggestions. You get it.

I think that's everything I have so far tbh. I've been pacing in circles trying to figure out who would be Dream and I think figuring him out would help the whole rest of the au but. Yeah. Again suggestions are very much appreciated because this was originally a crack au when I first got into hermitcraft right after my dsmp hyperfixation lol

[m0on-shro0m]

Saw something over X/Twitter and it was a clip from Tommyinnit’s video how he and Mumbo build battles Jack and Grian? How Jack made a pit in his and Grian’s cottage, then only explained the pit as “The pit :D” like some cryptic until just breaking “Its a pit :|”. Then they said “Secret Life ep1 in a nutshell”

(The person who posted is @thetomato_soup or display name as Vera🚦[Go check them out they are pretty cool I think])

Well this got me thinking

What would Jack’s and BigB’s dynamic be like? (This is gonna be about their characters and not the ccs soooo-)

I mean, c!Jack was never takin serious (like somebody I know *cough cough* Jimmy *cough cough* /j) other than by c!Nikki, and he was mischievous as well villainous because his hatred for c!Tommy.

Now this isn’t all about c!Jack’s evilness because this also goes out for any other Jacks because they are just mischievous and again not taken super duper serious.

BigB on the other hand is kind and sweet and a funny silly guy! He isn’t taken serious either or at least he doesn’t try to be serious— that was until Limited Life as far as I’m aware, he begins his journey of being just observant and watching.

Onto Secret Life, BigB by the moment he creates “the hole”, he is absolutely cryptic gaslight gatekeep girlboss!

So with these two, my brain had processed their duo to be

Jack: “I am the Mastermind and he’s my accomplice”

BigB: “You’re still alive because I made a promise”

LIKE BECAUSE OF THE FACT BIGB WAS IN EVOSMP AND DEFINITELY HAS BECOME MORE WATCHER LIKE THROUGH THE LIFE SERIES AND ITS JUST LIKE DIEJIEJEIE

Bro just imagine after Jack is being picked on and all and then fucking BigB from going all sweet and sunshine- just immediately gives death glares and pulling his watcher card on whoever was messing with Jack.

I CANT HELP BUT JUST IMAGINE THEM AS THE EVIL VILLAIN (who is actually cringefail) AND THE HENCHMEN (who is secretly mischievous)

Welp those are just my thoughts! Good day-night people!

[duckimate]

in my messy ballpoint pen era

solar eclipse au fanart again?? who could've predicted this???

AU by @mochiwrites

[azuritethehermit]

Do people want to read fanfictions abt Grumbo getting freaky?? Or do yall prefer the cute little fluffy ones? I specialize in the first because well I've been writing it a long time but I don't know what the people want.

[aipurjopa]

★ INTRO POST ☆

I’m Ai aka Purjopa

she/her

I draw stuff 👍

Main blog: @purjopa (except I don’t post anything there but when I submit asks or reply to stuff it’ll be on that blog because this is technically a sideblog. All my posts will be here though)

How I Tag

Art tag: #purple’s art

A side note about my art tag: tumblr broke a while back so there’s two of them yet they look identical. One of these two tags is missing half of my old art while the other one has everything. Not sure why, keep that in mind!

Text Post Tag: #sketchy.txt

Reblogs: #reblogs!

Not art: #not art

Spoiler tags: #[media name] spoilers

Ex: #unstable universe spoilers

Main Interests

Mcyt: Unstable Universe, Lifesteal, Hermitcraft, Life Series, (ex)DSMP

I often draw: Parrot, Wifies, Spoke, PlanetLord, Mapicc, Kenadian, Wemmbu, Zam, Squiddo, Ashswag, Reddoons, Grian, Scar, Pearl, Impulse, Mumbo, and Tommyinnit.

Nothing mcyt related that I draw is intended to be ship art (so please don’t tag it as such either) unless I’ve specifically used a ship tag on the post/specified it’s ok (ex: if it’s clownzy art I’ll tag it as clownzy and also lifesteal shipping). If it is ship art, it’s between the characters and not the cc’s!!

Generally speaking tho I personally don’t really like romantic shipping in mcyt spaces (mainly because of how muddled the line between cc and character can get sometimes) so i’d appreciate it if you don’t send asks to me asking me to talk abt a romantic ship or smth.

Rhythm Games: Project Sekai, Bandori, Enstars

My Favorites: Airi, Akito, Saki, Aya, Hina, Ran, Souma, Tori, Esu, Hinata, Yuta

Other Games: Sky Children of the Light, Genshin Impact, Minecraft, Honkai Starrail

Other Media: Frieren, How to Eat Life Series (by Eve), Skip to Loafer, Spy x Family

Other tags I commonly use

#🌌: Havoc duo (parrot and spoke)

#words per second: unstable universe protagonists (wemmbu parrot spoke)

#🌀: FOCUS (squiddo, 4c, mr.cube)

#devotions: mapicc and zam

#🪐⚡️: pride duo (planet and spoke!

#swap au: my prsk swap au (the one with runaways)

#vivid street: next gen! : my next generation vbs au (featuring chasing x destines, my ocs)

#long lived au: my frieren inspired prsk au

#mid week supplementals: doodles/not colored pieces

#sketchy sketches: my old tag for doodles/wips

#video: [video title] - [cc name]: title of the video that i’m talking about (usually when i show clips/screenshots). i’m like really inconsistent about using it tho…

#[abbreviated cc name] live blogging: when i’m watching a stream/video and posting abt it as i’m watching

#[series name] spoilers: spoilers for the current running season of that series

[ask-falsesymmetry]

Heya!

This is a C!False ask blog!

I am NOT the actual FalseSymmetry and am only playing as the character. This is just a fun gimmick blog.

A couple things about my False!

She is an eagle avian

Any series False has been in is canon.

More info may be added on later if I feel the need :)

RULES

All NSFW asks will be deleted unless I find them funny enough.

Please no shipping asks for now as I don’t know False’s shipping boundaries.

No extremely controversial or political asks, any asks on this topic will be deleted.

Please do not try to make the CC!False see this, I know that she is on tumblr.

I am okay with both lore and non lore asks!

These rules are for my blog and my blog only make sure to read other blogs rules as they may be different

Some other ask blogs!

Poultry Man @iampoultryman

Bdubs @askbdubsblog

Tango @ask-tangotek

Jimmy @ask-jimmy-solidarity

Grian @ask-grian

Scar @ask-gtwscar

Ren @askrendog

Gem @ask-gemgem

Pearl @askpearlescentmoon

Mumbo @ask-mumbojumbo

Martyn @ask-martyn

Xisuma @ask-xisuma

Evil Xisuma @ask-evil-x

Smallishbeans @ask-smallishbeans

Hotguy @ask-hotguy

Cuteguy @ask-cuteguy

Ariana griande @arianagriand3

Logoslab @asklogoslab

Zedaph @ask-zedaph

Bad boys @ask-thebadboys

Cubfan @ask-cubfan

Docm77 @ask-docm77

Etho @asketho

Grumbot @ask-grumbot

Doccy @ask-doccy

Jrumbot @ask-jrumbot

Lizzie @ask-fairy-lizzie

Stress @ask-stressmonster

Cleo @ask-zcleo

[Tags

#Ask false- the tag for this blog

#mod speaks- any post not ask related

#False responds- the answer to your question]

[ask-martyn]

I heard the hermits n everyone were on here and I felt a lil silly

Can’t be that bad right?? RIGHT?????

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT ACTUALLY MARTYN INTHELITTLEWOOD I WISH MAN

Some things about my Martyn

Things said by the author will be said in italics :>

This Martyn’s went through all the smps and inbetween them he’s just stuck in the void until the next one

His Vtuber lore is only semi-canon

He’s mostly human looking minus the pointy ears

This bad boy can hold so much watcher trauma in him!

Tags

#Martyn answers - he answered an ask :D

#Ask Martyn - The tag for the blog

Tags regarding duos, ships etc will be tagged by mention as well :>

General ask rules

Keep the nsfw to a bare minimum this is mostly for silly goofy purposes

Keep your beef and irl arguments to yourself

Respect the actual CCs privacy that should be a given

Finally this isn’t rping the content creator, just the character

Friends

Grian - @ask-grian

Jimmy - @ask-jimmy-solidarity

Mumbo - @ask-mumbojumbo

Tango - @ask-tangotek

Scar - @ask-gtwscar

Ren - @askrendog

Gem - @ask-gemgem

Pearl - @askpearlescentmoon

Xisuma - @ask-xisuma

Evil Xisuma - @ask-evil-x

Poultry man - @iampoultryman

CuteGuy - @ask-cuteguy

Hotguy - @ask-hotguy

Ariana Griande - @arianagriand3

Grumbot - @ask-grumbot

Docm77 - @ask-Docm77

Joel - @ask-smallishbeans

Zedaph - @ask-zedaph

Cub - @ask-cubfan

Mother Spore - @ask-mother-spore

Bdubs - @askbdubsblog

Cyan Snail - @askgriansnail

Bad Boys - @ask-thebadboys

[probablyaseamonster]

If minecraft keeps making these shit updates I really hope that near-future mcyt content utilizes mods. And I'm not talking like proximity voice chat or any of the things that Tommyinnit made videos on, I'm talking like modpacks that make up like 60% of bounce smp or the x life series or harmony hollow or anything! If ccs are getting burnt out than modded is the cure! + it doesn't support Mojang as much!

Like, imagine if fWhip makes himself admin of a new roleplay series and decides to make his whole character about some random ore or stone type he gets like possessed by or some shit (I'm sorry i just miss empires s1)? Imagine if someone makes lore about like, waking up with amnesia on a differently-generated shipwreck with only a map and book in the chest?

The only problem with this I can see is that the x life group has... a pattern of getting bored with modded minecraft really fast for some reason (see afterlife and new life, RIP. You were so good to me at first). The solution I have to this is simple: elevate smaller mcyts and their lore smps to mainstream status! If we can convince our friends and mutuals to watch like, idk, bloodlines smp (i have no idea what happened to it all i know is warden queen and the first few episodes) or something else from small, start-out youtubers, we can fill the void if Grian or Mumbo or Scott take another huge break or even leave. We can make new fandoms if life series or hermitcraft end, because afaik since dsmp and empires ended those have been the two main largest fandoms that people talk about.

Idk I just have this sense of impending doom regarding this fandom and like, content creators and mojang in general and I'm not ready to move on. Minecraft is such a unique tool for storytelling, and other video games and tv shows are just not the same. If all else fails, many, many smaller smps exist to fixate over. I... I'm just not ready to leave man! Minecraft may be dying, but I refuse! I.. I refuse...

[redstonedust]

the current hsims without professions are grian, pearl, xisuma, and keralis right? i think it would be funny to make x (or mumbo but he has a job) the cc of the group

jevin also doesnt have one but the idea of xisuma being just some streamer in a house full of weirdos is making me lose it.

[vapemaster42069]

More headcanons [c!s only, no cc!s]

Mumbo can't do math for shit, both because dyscalculia and because trial by fire is much more entertaining. Everything he knows about redstone has come from fucking around and finding out. Will the comparator detect this signal from the skulk sensor? Yes. Why? Fuck if he knows. He's spent a lot of time in and around the Deep Dark recently. Wardens, if approached slowly, are surprisingly soft and like to cuddle. They don't understand the low stress threshold of human ribs, however. He keeps having problems because Wardens are clingy, and they cry when he leaves, and when other people cry he starts crying, so his nights usually end up with him stumbling into his vault, sleep-deprived and on the brink of tears, holding the remains of some redstone project to his chest. Grian is slightly worried. He's created another shrine.

Pearl has a Jimmy shrine. For the bit. Sausage has considered searching for it for his Lore.

Scar is actually an incredible fighter, but his general discombobulation is so convincing of his ineptitude that no one trusts him to do shit without falling flat on his face. He's like a sleeper agent.

Etho's mask started as an inside joke during Mindcrack, when he showed up with a cold and wore a medical mask, and Bdubs kept calling him "cutiepie" with the mask on. This is a 15-year bit. The commitment is unreal. Bdubs doesn't even remember why Etho wears a mask. It's a self-contained bit. This man is insane.

I've mentioned this before. False eats raw eggs for the protein. She keeps the shell on. She says the shell adds texture. She doesn't like cooked eggs, actually. Her breakfast consists of protein-powder oatmeal and raw eggs with the fucking shell on. She doesn't drink tea, coffee, or anything with caffeine. She is rawdogging life like no one else.

Doc has formed an incidental emotional attachment to several eggs that a bird laid on the roof of his base. Creepers don't fuck around with eggs. Grian has caught him sitting up there, avidly speaking to them about his plans for the Perimiter, and moved on with that "What the fuck, Doc" look on his face. Doc also regularly sneaks soft blankets up to his roof to wrap the eggs and protect them. He gets extremely nervous when other people enter the base, in case they harm the eggs. There's a betting pool on what he's hiding and when the server will explode. X knows about the eggs. He started the betting pool. Doc has a stake in it.

When Beef was younger, someone told him he didn't sound Canadian enough, so he started emphasizing his accent. His voice is stuck this way now. It's like a long-term bit with unconsentual commitment. Goddamn Canadian man. He likes black licorice.

Tango has built a secret room into DO2 that contains a dinner table, fake candles, and cardboard cutouts of the cast of Friends. Zed has located this room. He's afraid to ask about it.

Zedaph doesn't like waffles. He's vegetarian, but only because Impulse dared him to be. He eats raw eggs with False for the bit. She's not joking.

False drinks oat milk. I cannot emphasize this enough. What is wrong with her./lh

Ren decided that their weekly meetings were too boring, so they now have a weekly segment of whatever he wants to present to them. At one point, Joe did a presentation on the most effective way to create presentations. There's a lot of Star Wars. Sometimes there are musical segments. One time, (emphasis on one time; it'll never happen again. The event has become legendary at this point.) he convinced X to do karaoke. X is the Dancing Queen. While his vocal register doesn’t quite reach that of ABBA, he put his entire xisussy into it and the performance was sick as fuck.

Impulse can't dance. He's tried.

Pearl can breakdance. It is terrifying and enormously impressive.

Scar knits.

Iskall and Mumbo have a thing where they have to do the sickest dap every time they see each other. It’s getting painful. Mumbo's pretty sure one of his finger bones cracked last time. They always try once, fail and do the "LOOK AT MY ELBOW. RIGHT HERE. NINETY DEGREES." spiel. Mumbo has to fix his musache afterwards from the fucking shockwave of incredible dappage.

Whenever Etho enters a room, Iskall yells "YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CANADAAAAAA!". Etho is amused, but won't admit it.

All of the non-Americans make up random shit to confuse the Americans. Etho claims you have to remove your shoes when you enter a room, per Canadian tradition. Stress insists that it’s insulting to English people to not dock your chair after you’re done eating. Doc nods respectfully to the geese that live in the Perimeter. Mumbo and Grian make up British words. Keralis makes innuendos. It’s unrelated to his birthplace, but worth mentioning. Iskall has a closet full of an impressive variety of brooms that he chooses from according to occasion, as per a fake Swedish tradition.

Impulse cooks with olive oil, not butter.

Ren cooks with butter, not oil.

False rawdoggs the pan and uses nothing. It’s a non-stick pan, she says. It’s fine, she says. It’s not like she’s cooking eggs on it anyways, she says.

Doc blasts music when he’s working. He sings along enthusiastically, loudly, and poorly. It startles the birds in the Perimeter, but is extremely endearing.

Mumbo listens to music in his earbuds while he’s working. If you startle him, he will scream like a small cornered animal.

Grian almost never sleeps in his base. He has little nests hidden across the server like a hornet, as well as regular spots in the shopping district, on various roofs, in Scarland, and inside Mumbo’s vault.

Gem makes eyeliner out of various types of fungus.

Cub is almost singularly responsible for the phantom lag issues on the server. During season 8, the sheer volume of phantoms following him was enough to trigger a lag hotspot nearly as slow as Boatem’s. His sleep schedule is absolutely fucked. If you want to collaborate with him, usually it’s in the dead of night, like two to four am. He also goes on walks at night, when he wakes up. If you see a dark shape lingering at the edge of the woods, slowly approaching you, it’s probably a sleepy Cubfan looking for more coffee.

One time Ren and Skizz (ik he’s not a hermit but he’s got hutzpah, alr?) got into a call after a Life series session. So many variations of “dude” and “man” were used, their conversation became nearly incomprehensible to everyone around them.