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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
#eat the rich#fuck capitalism#capitalists make great mulch#they're a sustainable and eco-friendly source of pig feed and fertilizer#blog together queue alone
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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.04
#agatha all along#agathaallalongedit#agatha x rio#agatha all along spoilers#*#rotten mulch x witch killer <3#agatha snapped back real quick with no you don't. we get it y'all have seen each other naked
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my attempt at making a fursona
#i never see any mole furries so i thought id try my hand at it ^_^#i was hungry making this and was thinking of dirt cup pudding so its partly inspired by that and mario grass blocks#i dont draw furries very often so this was a fun learning experience lol. also!! star nose moles are kinda cute!!!!#when i was coming up with a name my mind kept going back to that tiktok of dogs and the tts voice saying stuff like i like mulch#mulch is my favorite food! yippee mulch!! so if youre wondering where i got the name theres the lore for it#i also wanna make a sea otter fursona.. and perhaps a snowshoe hare or other winter animal. oh or a barn owl!!#im trying to free my mind when it comes to making multiple sonas bc im still trying to wrap my head around it#ive always kinda seen myself as my persona but i want to try and be silly with it. actually while i was making this i was a little doubtful#to call it my fursona bc it doesnt look like me but a little voice inside my head was like well. youre not a 5 foot tall talking mole eithe#so you might as well. and i was thinking abt ppl with their dragon wolves with wings and i was like wow.. youre right... i can do what i#want forever. and brother that shit was enlightening it was like my third eye opened when i realized that#my art#myart#my oc#oc#fursona#mulch#furry art#sfw furry#character design#oc ref sheet#reference sheet
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the every-season squad!!
#RETURN OF GINGER MULCH. sue me i think the super early ginger color is adorbzzzzz#i like taking live action characters and RUNNING with them for cartoon designs. if i wanted to be 100% on-model i wouldn't be a cartoonist#art#mash#m*a*s*h#hawkeye pierce#max klinger#father mulcahy#margaret houlihan
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Funny thing happened… (it dropped twenty degrees overnight)
#knitting#shawl#lace knitting#Industrial Revolution by verdant gryphon#thank goodness for rain#now it’s time for denim shorts and a t shirt and mulching
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#I thought a homecoming was an apt final post for the blog#I'm also going to update the pinned post#thank you all for a long run#it's been fun#foaly#artemis fowl#domovoi butler#holly short#juliet butler#mulch diggums#trouble kelp#lili frond#no. 1#lazuli heitz#beckett fowl#myles fowl#caballine#minerva paradizo#angeline fowl#artemis fowl sr.
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mista with a fat fucking head falling over
#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#mista#mista eats mulch#mista with a fat fucking head#his head is so big but brain is so smals#does he even have one#let's dissect and find out#sorbeat
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this took like 3 days but im getting there!!!
#twisted wonderland#the mulch gang!!! idt ive drawn the housewardens tgt a lot#twst#twst dorm leaders#twst housewardens#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscholar#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#malleus draconia
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I mean...this combination of depth and toilet humor is literally Shakespearean, so A+ for Eoin Colfer.
#eoin colfer#artemis fowl#mulch diggums#middle grade books#middle grade sci fi#middle grade fantasy#middle grade fiction#books and reading#books & libraries#books and novels#books
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Homoerotic cannibalism is like crack to me. Best trope
#Hannibal#nbc Hannibal#dead plate#dead plate game#yellowjackets#cannibalism as a metaphor for love#I need more of this#mulch gang
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the way he’s looking off into the distance like ‘she’s mine again’
#im so normal about them#i lied no im not#im going feral#i will eat playground mulch#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp spoilers#rayllum#give us the saga#rayla#callum#tdp s6#the dragon prince mystery of aaravos#tdp rayla#tdp callum#giveusthesaga#tdp rayllum#the dragon prince season six
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I had a vision
Original under cut
Alternate images i wanted to use but didn't
#bucket and mulch#how to train your dragon#dreamworks dragons#race to the edge#riders of berk#bucket httyd#mulch httyd#defenders of berk
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Did satire news site The Onion call your ship "the worst humanity has to offer" in a weekly horoscope in 2004, or are you normal?
#mash#mashblr#hawkahy#hawkeye pierce#father mulcahy#father francis mulcahy#hawk tag#mulch tag#mine#text
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Listen I don’t know who will see this but, for years I’ve seen art and fan art of Artemis Fowl when he died in like a suit and very groomed looking. Do you guys not remember like in the middle of the last book he,butler and Holly changed into camo gear, proceeded to swim through the fowl estates pond and then Artemis and Holly crashed a plane, and he says there’s blood on his face so most likely that’s an open wound on his head to, HE will NOT be best dressed I doubt that was even on his MIND. And also when he went to go meet Opal it literally states he was pushed down a hill and he smiles, theres blood on his teeth. So all the art should have been him looking far worse than it portrays. Also he Fr sprinted to the gate and jumped over a hole (?) you KNOW that boy must have been sweating his ass off😭
#pleassseeee#someone give me fan art of this#artemis fowl#holly short#domovoi butler#mulch diggums#LEP#chatting tag
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warframe's Evolution
Warframe in 2014: Space Ninjas flying around the solar system to maintain the balance of power.
Warframe in 2024: We need you to kill a zombified boy band.
#warframe#warframe spoilers#on-lyne#infested liches#i hope they sing as we smash their faces into mulch
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stimboard for the grub i found in my front yard who is now my son!!!!!!!! he’s beautiful 🐛
x - x - x | x -🐛- x | x - x - x
#mine🦭#insects#bugs#brown#white#dirt#nature#animals#grub#grubs#beetle#beetles#bug keeping#stim#stimboard#stimming#stimblr#beetle grub#beetleposting#bugblr#food#mulch#joke stim#joke stimboard#sort of
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