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defilerwyrm · 9 months ago
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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
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royalarmyofoz · 3 months ago
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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.04
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puppyeared · 1 year ago
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my attempt at making a fursona
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t00thpasteface · 2 months ago
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the every-season squad!!
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hello-delicious-tea · 6 months ago
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Funny thing happened… (it dropped twenty degrees overnight)
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af-answers · 4 months ago
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sorblr · 4 months ago
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mista with a fat fucking head falling over
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tartppola · 1 year ago
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this took like 3 days but im getting there!!!
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checkoutmybookshelf · 1 year ago
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I mean...this combination of depth and toilet humor is literally Shakespearean, so A+ for Eoin Colfer.
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abnormalluna · 1 year ago
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Homoerotic cannibalism is like crack to me. Best trope
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hiccupshypotheticalleftsock · 5 months ago
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the way he’s looking off into the distance like ‘she’s mine again’
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the-worm-jester · 11 days ago
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I had a vision
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Original under cut
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Alternate images i wanted to use but didn't
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beechalk · 4 months ago
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Did satire news site The Onion call your ship "the worst humanity has to offer" in a weekly horoscope in 2004, or are you normal?
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kings0kc · 1 month ago
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Listen I don’t know who will see this but, for years I’ve seen art and fan art of Artemis Fowl when he died in like a suit and very groomed looking. Do you guys not remember like in the middle of the last book he,butler and Holly changed into camo gear, proceeded to swim through the fowl estates pond and then Artemis and Holly crashed a plane, and he says there’s blood on his face so most likely that’s an open wound on his head to, HE will NOT be best dressed I doubt that was even on his MIND. And also when he went to go meet Opal it literally states he was pushed down a hill and he smiles, theres blood on his teeth. So all the art should have been him looking far worse than it portrays. Also he Fr sprinted to the gate and jumped over a hole (?) you KNOW that boy must have been sweating his ass off😭
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madnimrod · 5 months ago
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warframe's Evolution
Warframe in 2014: Space Ninjas flying around the solar system to maintain the balance of power.
Warframe in 2024: We need you to kill a zombified boy band.
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sensitiveseal · 7 months ago
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stimboard for the grub i found in my front yard who is now my son!!!!!!!! he’s beautiful 🐛
x - x - x | x -🐛- x | x - x - x
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