#mud wizards

[whiskas-does-stuff]

i figured out what makes this post some funny to me, its the fucking phrasing “by some kind of mud wizard”. Like wizards come in kinds. there are mud wizards, as in people that harvest the arcane energies and mysteries of the universe to throw you down into the mud. amazing. i wish to be mud wizard.

also yeah fuck the cops.

[galedekarios]

😾

[wizardbracket]

Round 2: Match 7 of 32

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Mud Wizard:

Vanquished (so far): NZ/Aotearoa Wizard

"He looks like he wouldn’t support gentrification”

"Gotta go with the mud wizard for the anticop mud magic"

“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”

“Technically I've heard him referred to as mud monk but his vibes pass. He walks easily in the mud while the police sink in. Good for him.”

Amaury Guichon:

Vanquished (so far): Leonardo da Vinci

"We cannot let fucking chocolate guy lose a tumblr poll. Seeing his videos and thinking 'fucking chocolate guy' is an Integral part of the Tumblr Experience"

"Chocolate guy for sure cuz everytime I see a chocolate guy video I go “chocolate guy???? At it again????” Watching him work feels like wizardry”

“Man is a real life wizard”

“Doing what he does with chocolate is not a natural ability. He doesn't have a wand per se but he has a lot of cool instruments he uses for his craft. The cook uniform counts as robes”

[callhimnowmarisamylove]

NICOLE KIDMAN and HUGH JACKMAN 'AUSTRALIA' (2008) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[radicalgraff]

Mud Wizard 🧙‍♂️ mural in Germany. The Wizard was a defender of the recently evicted village of Luetzerath, which is slated to be totally demolished to make way for the expansion of an opencast lignite mine.

Over the last couple years activists occupied the largely abandoned town to prevent its demolition.

In mid January 2023 police from all over Germany converged on the village as part of a major operation to attack the fortified protest encampments.

[carnival-phantasm]

[scavengedluxury]

"I cast BACON BEGONE!"

[soupkeychain]

Silly au where mud does indeed count as an art supply and Isaac becomes the mud wizard

Edit: OH MY GOD I MIXED UP THE JACKET COLORS LMAO I’M NOT FIXING THAT

[kropotkindersurprise]

January 10/11/12, 2023 - Tens of thousands of activists have gathered in the town of Lützerath, Germany, to stop a gigantic open pit coal mine from destroying the town and the environment around it.

They came there in support of a much smaller dedicated group of environmentalists who have occupied and blockaded the doomed town and the surrounding forest since 2020 and were starting to be removed by police. Activists clashed with thousands of riot cops who violently attacked the blockades and protesters. [video]/[video]

[remindmetocheck]

[wizardbracket]

Round 5: Match 1 of 4

(Battle of the German mud wizards)

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE BREAK

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Caleb:

Vanquished (so far): Essek Thelyss, Adaine Abernant, VR-LA, Will Byers

"consider: Caleb said 'you were not born with venom in your veins. you learned it.'"

"Caleb is a disaster bisexual middle aged ginger with mud in his pockets and an emotional support cat who is also an octopus at times"

"he's literally a little german boy."

"he's an angry ape he's got zero muscle tissue on his body he's a professional diplomat he smells like literal shit all the time."

"There will never be a better wizard than Caleb Widogast"

"Caleb deadass planned to rewrite time to fix his childhood mistakes"

"He is peak sad wizard boy energy, but also has that little bit of flair that is essential to any wizard"

“Caleb just has that je ne sais quoi”

"Caleb has a cat!!!"

“Dedicated his life to learning the ultimate magic to change reality & fix his mistakes, and also opposes the magic CIA.”

“Chaotic bisexual snarky powerful wizard who married a war criminal and killed a living city”

Mud Wizard:

Vanquished (so far): NZ/Aotearoa Wizard, Amaury Guichon, Orb Wizard, Vermin Supreme

"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"

"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"

"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"

"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"

"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"

"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"

"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"

"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"

"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"

"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"

“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

it's not like shes santa claus it's not to be taken that literally i know but it's so funny to think about episode 4 from rio's side of things

like shes been waiting for years to get the chance to threaten agatha with grievous bodily harm again and then she gets to, gets all ominous about it, probably expects agatha to run, maybe expects a fun little chase, probably doesnt necessarily immediately expect agatha of all witches to assemble some kind of misfit coven and get on The RoadTM

and then on her way to some poor soul she gets fuckin intercepted or maybe sped along by some spell that perhaps she can tell is agatha's doing i mean i dont know how that stuff works but if spells have fingerprints of the caster on them im sure rio knows agatha's, so shes like, Okay, Agatha, sure babe what are we playing, "i was in the neighbourhood ! :o", does a fucking jam session bc why not she has nothing better to do i guess, gets some Worrying insights immediately abt agatha and That boy, gets called away from her long weekend of agatha-stalking bc agathas proclaimed new best friends are doing as promised and dropping like flies

like this is hysterical. it's been 2 days

[oldschoolfrp]

Dungeon room 3 -- Crying Eye Chamber:

Those entering this room are greeted by a bizarre, disturbing sight: The walls of this chamber are covered with eyes of all shapes, sizes, and descriptions, blinking and squinting, tears pouring forth in anguished rivulets. A narrow stone gutter runs along the walls, catching the tears and drawing them to small holes in the four corners of the room.

(Gerry Sawyer illus from Mike Shel's adventure "The Mud Sorcerer's Tomb," Dungeon 37, Sept/Oct 1992)

[casualcryptids]

this is fucking hilarious

[ybereneth]

Amphibiuary 2023 - Day 2 - Wizard May I introduce you to Loisgean, my Humblewood (basically a DnD spin-off) character? They are a salamander and they are, in fact, also a wizard. A Leyline Magic Wizard, to be precise, who also carves runes as a hobby. When I saw the amphibiuary prompts @amphibianaday posted, I felt targeted on a very personal level when I saw day two. P.S.: Loisgean is Scottish Gaelic and means salamander. And it is pronouced roughly  like LOSH-gan. :) P.P.S.: Shoutout and many thanks to @molekel who drew Loisgean for me before an whose art of him I used as a vague reference. She is also the one who pointed me at Amphibiuary.

[cataraxis]

Mudwizard Chronicles (me, pen and ink, 2023)