#mud wizards

[galedekarios]

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[wizardbracket]

Round 2: Match 7 of 32

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Mud Wizard:

Vanquished (so far): NZ/Aotearoa Wizard

"He looks like he wouldn’t support gentrification”

"Gotta go with the mud wizard for the anticop mud magic"

“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”

“Technically I've heard him referred to as mud monk but his vibes pass. He walks easily in the mud while the police sink in. Good for him.”

Amaury Guichon:

Vanquished (so far): Leonardo da Vinci

"We cannot let fucking chocolate guy lose a tumblr poll. Seeing his videos and thinking 'fucking chocolate guy' is an Integral part of the Tumblr Experience"

"Chocolate guy for sure cuz everytime I see a chocolate guy video I go “chocolate guy???? At it again????” Watching him work feels like wizardry”

“Man is a real life wizard”

“Doing what he does with chocolate is not a natural ability. He doesn't have a wand per se but he has a lot of cool instruments he uses for his craft. The cook uniform counts as robes”

[callhimnowmarisamylove]

NICOLE KIDMAN and HUGH JACKMAN 'AUSTRALIA' (2008) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[soupkeychain]

Silly au where mud does indeed count as an art supply and Isaac becomes the mud wizard

Edit: OH MY GOD I MIXED UP THE JACKET COLORS LMAO I’M NOT FIXING THAT

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

it's not like shes santa claus it's not to be taken that literally i know but it's so funny to think about episode 4 from rio's side of things

like shes been waiting for years to get the chance to threaten agatha with grievous bodily harm again and then she gets to, gets all ominous about it, probably expects agatha to run, maybe expects a fun little chase, probably doesnt necessarily immediately expect agatha of all witches to assemble some kind of misfit coven and get on The RoadTM

and then on her way to some poor soul she gets fuckin intercepted or maybe sped along by some spell that perhaps she can tell is agatha's doing i mean i dont know how that stuff works but if spells have fingerprints of the caster on them im sure rio knows agatha's, so shes like, Okay, Agatha, sure babe what are we playing, "i was in the neighbourhood ! :o", does a fucking jam session bc why not she has nothing better to do i guess, gets some Worrying insights immediately abt agatha and That boy, gets called away from her long weekend of agatha-stalking bc agathas proclaimed new best friends are doing as promised and dropping like flies

like this is hysterical. it's been 2 days

[scheidungsgrund]

accidental artworks

[ybereneth]

Amphibiuary 2023 - Day 2 - Wizard May I introduce you to Loisgean, my Humblewood (basically a DnD spin-off) character? They are a salamander and they are, in fact, also a wizard. A Leyline Magic Wizard, to be precise, who also carves runes as a hobby. When I saw the amphibiuary prompts @amphibianaday posted, I felt targeted on a very personal level when I saw day two. P.S.: Loisgean is Scottish Gaelic and means salamander. And it is pronouced roughly  like LOSH-gan. :) P.P.S.: Shoutout and many thanks to @molekel who drew Loisgean for me before an whose art of him I used as a vague reference. She is also the one who pointed me at Amphibiuary.

[faegirluwu]

As an avid D&D fan who is just starting to dive into the new 2024 books, I would like to give my opinion, and it's simple I hate it because they removed the best part! The disclaimers! Not one silly little note at the start of the PHB or DMG. They've cheated us!!

(In all seriousness I think the species and background rules feel much better and am excited to try and play with the new rules)

[wizardbracket]

Round 5: Match 1 of 4

(Battle of the German mud wizards)

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE BREAK

Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:

Caleb:

Vanquished (so far): Essek Thelyss, Adaine Abernant, VR-LA, Will Byers

"consider: Caleb said 'you were not born with venom in your veins. you learned it.'"

"Caleb is a disaster bisexual middle aged ginger with mud in his pockets and an emotional support cat who is also an octopus at times"

"he's literally a little german boy."

"he's an angry ape he's got zero muscle tissue on his body he's a professional diplomat he smells like literal shit all the time."

"There will never be a better wizard than Caleb Widogast"

"Caleb deadass planned to rewrite time to fix his childhood mistakes"

"He is peak sad wizard boy energy, but also has that little bit of flair that is essential to any wizard"

“Caleb just has that je ne sais quoi”

"Caleb has a cat!!!"

“Dedicated his life to learning the ultimate magic to change reality & fix his mistakes, and also opposes the magic CIA.”

“Chaotic bisexual snarky powerful wizard who married a war criminal and killed a living city”

Mud Wizard:

Vanquished (so far): NZ/Aotearoa Wizard, Amaury Guichon, Orb Wizard, Vermin Supreme

"Actual real-life wizard beats out any fantasy/literary/tv wizard"

"he fought the police while being knee deep in mud"

"i just learned about german mud wizard but i respect his field tactics"

"Mud wizard has field experience ... mud wizard is the one you need on a battlefield"

"I'm sure the other dude is very cool but throwing cops in the mud >>>>>>"

"my boy mud wizard getting the recognition he deserves. there is a mud wizard in all of us. and it says ACAB"

"absolutely german mud wizard its not even a question"

"German mud wizard uses his powers for good"

"Mud wizard is objectively cooler"

"Mud wizard takes direct action against cops. He's doing good old fashioned wizardry ... mud wizard embraces the chaos of magic"

“Outplayed cops with mud magic.”

[oldschoolfrp]

Dungeon room 3 -- Crying Eye Chamber:

Those entering this room are greeted by a bizarre, disturbing sight: The walls of this chamber are covered with eyes of all shapes, sizes, and descriptions, blinking and squinting, tears pouring forth in anguished rivulets. A narrow stone gutter runs along the walls, catching the tears and drawing them to small holes in the four corners of the room.

(Gerry Sawyer illus from Mike Shel's adventure "The Mud Sorcerer's Tomb," Dungeon 37, Sept/Oct 1992)

[liebelesbe]

I loved making mud potions as a kid... one time at a friends place we were making some and her mom handed us a few teabags (old and nobody liked the tea anyways) and it was the best day ever bc it made our mud potions RED and SMELL VAGUELY FRUITY. can't get better than that, 10/10

[robinisademon]

it's because you're always on that damn slab

[forgottenbones]

Mud Wizard Traps Entire Police Department

[justinhubbell]

witchcomic.com/and-shark-ray

[felidaefatigue]

hes just a lil guy