#mtn dew ads

[gmanweatherreport]

 MTN DEW: name is vermont pepper can be monty or dr pepper how cool    he has no opinion on mtn dew just likes dr pepper but thought the shirt was nice uhhhhhhhh green hair charavter number 8 that ii will probably forget really soon sorry i was thinking about mad scientists and dr pepper for 2 weeks

[frogshunnedshadows]

I have Done The Dew.

[toytulini]

DO this 👍

it will be fine

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[bendrownedbodypillow]

<< general HCs for BEN drowned >>

his blood is black and oily

he smells damp, like a river bank, but reeks of sulfur

he's connected to whatever TV his 64 is connected to

he can't leave an electronic without hopping into another one

he's bound to whoever plays his cartridge until they give it away

his cartridge cannot be destroyed by mortal means

he's stuck at 19 (poor dude)

he cannot eat or drink

if water touches him he will glitch out like crazy and is usually exhausted afterwards

nightmare blunt rotation don't ever smoke with him he WILL scare you on purpose

4chan user /j

gets really lonely when people don't talk to cleverbot

tired all the time, never a moment when hes not

covered in mud

dead leaves in his hair

his skin is blueish grey

very raspy voice

his joints are very stiff

the skin on his arms is peeling off

his fingers are blue

his eyes are foggy, but if you look close enough, you can see that once upon a time, they were hazel

his eyes only turn black and red when he wants to scare people

sensitive ears

rosebud lips, also peeling

TOUCH-STARVED PLEASE HUG HIM

cat person, really fond of wolves, though

80s horror lover

he died in 2002

scared of full moons (what if his followers stop believing in him??)

BEN Playlist! (Songs my version of him listen too)

<< BEN origin summarized, taken from my wattpad >>

THIS IS FOR BEHAVIORAL EVENT NETWORK FROM THE JADUSABLE ARG

BEN was born in 1984 after his parents immigrated from Japan in 1982, they moved to Denver, Colorado in 1986 after living in Illinois during his mother, Kaiya's, pregnancy in his early life, but due to postpartum complications, BEN, born Benji Mochizuki lost his mother.

he was primarily raised by his father up until 1996, where at age twelve, his father remarried to a woman named Sandra, who had two sons both a little older than BEN, his new stepbrothers introduced him to his three favorite things in the world, Nintendo, Mtn Dew, and Legend of Zelda, his childhood went fairly, well after that, he got high grades in school, got along well with others, but he was very much a ladies man, he's always had a high charisma, and he was fairly handsome.

His charisma is a key factor in why he was able to convince others to join the Moon Children; it was until college that things got rocky. He was out of state; he knew no one there; his loneliness was profound; he had no one to turn to during this depressing time in his young life. He was always apt with computers, so he took to the internet to voice his issues. He formed the Moon Children on the forum, which was an offshoot of a Legend of Zelda forum. He felt accepted—truly accepted. Now, here's where it gets tricky: he needed to "prove his loyalty" to the cult, i.e., "ascend."

This was, of course, by drowning him in the name of Luna, but something went wrong during the digitalization stage. You can't make a human a robot, or a robot a human, without first adding or subtracting humanity and empathy, so that's what they did, and when BEN came back, he came back as this misanthropic, emotionless, malevolent entity. His hatred of humans stems from the mishaps in his code; they have something he wants. His humanity.

BEN reference drawing (working on a better one!)

[matchesarelit]

Imagine If You Will...

(Spencer Agnew Drabble)

So... the Mountain mall wasn't the worst place to work, the crowds were anything but chaotic, but tucked away in the info booth you found yourself often able to focus on simple directions and parking validation, for the most part, that is of course until the Dew™ released a new flavor, and distributing samples became part of the job description.

Smosh Masterlist

A/N: Obvs no affiliation with mtn dew

Swinging your feet back and forth, you swiveled in aimless circles, the tepid weather outside mixed with the lack of any seasonal sales had left the mall all but empty. The heavy thud of a box sounded from the other side of the desk, as Samantha dropped the package off, In your months working under these specific fluorescents this box was the first of its kind. Yet the packaging was anything but non-descript; cold neon greens and the little mountain graphics coated not only the cardboard but the bright pink tape that bound it.

Reaching across the bench to pull it over, you sliced it open revealing another layer of wrapping, once again neon green, the tissue paper was nicely tied with a ribbon, yet seemed to be about to burst.

Finally reaching product after sifting through the copious amounts of padding you were somewhat confused by the abundance of cans, 'Is this... our yearly bonus?' your words were muttered somewhat in jest but were laced with confusion nonetheless. Tugging some sort of invoice from her back pocket, your colleague read out 'Sampling Product', her finger forming bunny rabbits over the phrase.

"So we're giving out samples now? I guess its somewhat informative...?" You mused still not truly convinced.

"It does mention it adds a fiver to our hourly rates for the next couple months.' she added with her eyebrows raised.

"Well then" you muttered hands on your hips, suddenly much more impassioned over the news "Better get to it then oh-" As you ferreted through the box you retrieved a few tees; the 'i' information symbol on the front and the Mountain Dew advertising on the back- honestly not too horrendous...if you ignore the familiar neon green of the fabric.

The next day, you'd donned the bright shirt and as you began to stack a little tower of cans, on the smallest of folding tables, you watched the stores slowly open up for the day ahead. The weather was once again mild inside and outside the shopping center, but the day dragged on. You would swear it took hours for the long hand of the clock to shift even slightly, and even worse by the time it hit ten you'd already received four separate complaints about your attire and the shelling of so called 'sugary garbage' ... Cause yes Dorris I chose for this mall to be owned by Mtn Dew, me the person at the info desk at nine AM on a Sunday...

Nevertheless, customer service frustrations aside, the day passed easily enough, a few samples were taken with mixed reactions, a couple four-packs bought, but otherwise it was business as usual.

"Excuse me-uh am I able to try some of this" The man on the other side of the desk was peering through his curls to look between you and the signage sheepishly. Trotting out from the behind information desk to the small folding table with a nod, you grabbed one of the tiny sample cups, filled it and handed it to him as he exchanged a quiet 'thank you'. Expecting the exchange to end there you turned to retreat to your station, only for him to speak up once more catching you in the act...

"So um-'Ultimate'...what flavor is that?" Sizing him up somewhat as you reached for a can you relented, curious of his reaction to the overzealous biography printed on the back of the can, "The description we get from the can is 'Chaos Berries grown on mountain alcoves, watered with traditional dew.'"

He looked back at you somewhat vacantly, seemingly lost in the avant-garde flavor description, so in an attempt to shock his system you countered with a giggle; "But to me it just tastes like lime." After your confession he found his words quite quickly in turn.

"I was just thinking the same thing - the lime thing- not the um- Chaos Berries" His tone was jovial but still immensely hesitant.

"Do you like it? In my experience that's all that really matters," Suddenly feeling it important that the conversation continues you found some words you weren't entirely sure fit together as you stuttered on; "I-Its like I always say; the real chaos berries are the friends we tasted along the way." Okay. So they definitely didn't all go together, at least not in the same analogy, and yet in place of his confused stare he was now looking at you with a warm smile. You thought it must have been the sweetest smile you'd ever received, his eyes were crinkled slightly on the edges in good natured amusement and overall it left nothing for you to do but return it as best you could.

"Well um thank you, I- should um-" He motioned to a random store as he waved goodbye briefly before starting off after a solid minute of silence between the pair of you. You waved to him briefly before retreating to your seat to find a small queue in front of your desk waiting for assistance. Quickly returning to work with a fresh warmth in your cheeks, you tried your best to focus on the task at hand for the hours to come.

[2003junkie]

1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee Mtn Dew Promo AD Car ✰

Just a lil sum i wanted to retire this acc with something nice :) and on that note gotta get bck to my school work

oh yeah and Credz to FreshprinceCreations

My Patreon- :)

Simfileshare- http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4662194/

[mrm-pachypoda]

Hey prev do you mean this?

[mrprettywhenhecries]

❝the best❞ [g.t]

Gator Tillman ✘ Win Lewis (OC)

⇾ w.c. 708 words ⇾ tags/warning(s). canon x oc pairing, f!oc, post canon, pregnancy ⇾ a/n. I was missing Gator and Win and wanted to write something short and fluffy for them, inspired by pregnant Win thoughts. 💚

[ masterlist • win bio ]

“Gator, that you?” Win called from the couch when she heard the back door open.

“Yeah, I got the stuff you wanted,” he called back, kicking the door shut behind him as he plopped the grocery bags on the kitchen counter.

“Oh thank God!” Win exclaimed, groaning.  “Can you bring some of it out here?  I’m starving!”

Gator huffed a laugh and grabbed the jar of pickles and the mustard, as well as two bottles of Mtn Dew before heading out to the living room.  

“Ya know, this isn’t as weird as some of the shit I’ve heard of pregnant women eatin’,” he said, offering her the drink as he sat down next to her, twisting the cap off the pickle jar.

Win threw him a wry look before pulling a pickle free and taking a bite, moaning softly as she chewed and Gator watched with a soft smile.

“What?” Win chuckled when she noticed him watching her, carefully squirting some mustard on the pickle before taking another bite.

“Nothin’.  You’re just pretty damn adorable, is all.”

“Shut up, no I’m not,” Win huffed halfheartedly, though her heart fluttered at his compliment and the way he watched her.

“Yeah, you are,” Gator insisted, stealing one of her pickles.  “Can’t even begin to tell you how attractive you are right now,” he murmured around his mouthful of food, licking his fingers clean before taking a swig of pop to wash it down.  “You’re so fuckin’ hot, I can’t stand it,” he said with a feisty grin.

Win rolled her eyes.  “I’m huge, how is this attractive?” she asked, gesturing to her swollen belly.

Gator fixed her with a level stare, his large hand sliding over her baby bump, resting atop it gently.  “Babe, you’re fuckin’ glowin’—“ Gator’s grin grew, turning into a smirk— “plus your tits got bigger.”

“Gator—!” she groaned and his grin disappeared, his expression turning somber.  

“You’re carryin’ my child, how could anything be more attractive?” he murmured, his dark eyes flicking up to hers, making her melt.

“You’re such a charmer, Gator Tillman,” she whispered, caressing his stubbled cheek, smiling as he leaned into her touch, his eyes fluttering shut for a moment.

“What do you think we should name it?” Win asked, laying her hand atop his on her stomach.  

“We don’t even know what it’ll be yet,” he replied, his grin returning and Win shrugged.

“Maybe if it’s a boy we could name him after his dad,” she mused softly, chancing a look at Gator, hoping she hadn’t upset him at the genuine suggestion.

Gator’s grin faltered for a moment, his gaze flicking downward as he frowned, and Win quickly opened her mouth to apologize for the suggestion when he spoke, his gaze fixed on her belly.

“Do you think I’ll make a good father?”

Win’s heart clenched at the uncertainty in his voice and she squeezed his hand, lifting it to her lips.

“The best,” she answered without hesitation, her gaze unwavering as he met it, hope flickering in his hazel eyes.

“How do you know?” he asked, wanting to believe her.

“Because you are not your father,” she whispered.  “Because you’re a good man, Gator.  A better man than he ever was,” she insisted.  “And I know you’d do anything for me and for our baby.  Plus, you’re not alone,” she added, smiling warmly at him, her affection spilling over, sending tears gathering in her eyes, catching in her lashes. "We'll figure this all out together."

Gator nodded, too choked up to respond and not wanting to sound like a sissy when suddenly his eyes widened and he gaped at Win’s belly. 

“It kicked!” he gasped, breaking into a awe filled smile.  “I haven’t felt it yet,” he marveled, leaning in closer to press his lips tenderly to her stomach. 

“Can ya hear me, little one?” he breathed. “This is your daddy.  Your mom and I can’t wait ta meet ya.  You’re gunna be the happiest damn baby ever,” he chuckled, his eyes meeting Win’s.

“Y’know, maybe Gator might be a good name, after all," he murmured hesitantly.

Win beamed at him, her tears finally spilling over and she pulled him close, stealing a teary kiss.

“The best name,” she agreed.

⇾ taglist. @super-unpredictable98 @heartbreak-sandwich @babydollbaron @b1tchywheeler @girlwiththerubyslippers

[wretched-meadow]

wanna be your muse..... ☆

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Names(s): Cleo , Avery (might be more added)

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Age: 2460 :] (minor)

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Gender/pronouns: non-binary, they/he

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Sexuality: bisexual (probably)

Other:

Sucker for Renaissance/medieval art - in waayyy too many fandoms to keep up with - child of Hades - infp-t - certified calypso hater - mtn dew lover - alex fierro 🤝 me

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Ships:

Valgrace/firefly, percabeth/smart water, jasico, solangelo, valdengelo, jercy, nuzi, ragapom, pipabeth, fierrochase/Beatrice, sonadow, huntlow, lumity, raeda, gustholomule,

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@repairr-boy - leo valdez

@jason-the-kabob - jason Grace

@bad-butsad-boi - hunter noceda

@cleo-writes - writing blog

@mtndew-luvr - shitty art of mine

Moots !!

Do you remember what it was like? Before you were forced to survive?

[kogo-dogo]

Tumblr is yelling at me about Mtn Dew and there's no ad for Mtn Dew or any posts about Mtn Dew so why is tumblr telling me about their gaming rewards??

[shadowspirez]

F E E D

are you done with bagels

can we eat people yet

Yes, it’s time to feed again

[hollow-vvamp]

today marks the start of hollow's eats !

breakfast -> mtn dew full sugar [170c]

lunch -> mtn dew full sugar [170c]

dinner -> lettuce and broccoli [110c]

steps ☆ 7.4k

burned ☆ 333

total ☆ 720

net ☆ 387

this will hopefully keep me accountable and from binging my fucking ass off

Update -> did not stop impulse. adding 270 for the cosmic brownie I had. Gonna walk soon and hopefully bring my net back down to under 500.

update #2 -> ended up pacing til I had to stop, burned 333c n got 7.4k steps !! back in my honeymoon phase frfr

[kjbytheriver]

mtn dew ad just said “get off ur ass” as if they don’t sell a soda where one bottle is like 135% your daily value of added sugar. This has to be some form of corporate gaslighting I swear

[bluepoodle7]

#MountainDew #CursedCommercial #PuppyMonkeyBaby #ChimeraPlush #MonsterPlush #WeirdPlush #Plushies

The Puppy Monkey Baby has a plush but it's super rare and I think it sings the song from the ad.

It sold for a best offer price a little lower than $60 with $4.38 shipping.

This plush does give me Earthbound/Mother vibes.

There was a Deadpool with the Puppy Monkey Baby artwork.

Images and video not mine but links are there.

Mtn Dew Puppy Monkey Baby Plush | eBay

Deadpool vs Puppy Monkey Baby Chris McJunkin 11x17 Original Art + Print | eBay

The commercial this character is in with a Silvagunner link.

Super Bowl 50 - Mountain Dew: "Puppy Monkey Baby" (2016) - YouTube

Pokey's House (Buzz Buzz) - EarthBound - YouTube

[sand-lily]

walked to don quixote today, it was an hour walk, but worth it kinda

1th floor is real

got lunch, they called this a BLT but it was ham??? maybe its B for Canadian bacon???? the cream soda was banging tho, and the cherry had a pit in it, it wasn a normal cherry not a maraschino

and this is a MEDIUM, that's like average size in america , i cant imagine the large

best smelling flowers on the walk

and also mtn dew is SO FUCKIN CHEAP here thats like 60¢ for a full size can, this can would be $2 in america

also i LOVE the mens makeup section, the ads are so cute, but there were a lot of guys over there (duh) so i didnt take pictures

however, im glad i took my backpack because they don't have bags in this store at all, even if you ask; some white people tourists asked for bags and they were told they straight up dont have any in the whole store,, idk if its the whole country or just this city specifically, but they just dont DO bags here, you gotta bring your own, they arnt offering, you didn't bring one, youre carrying it all in your arms, thankfully ive had my purse or backpack with me everywhere because i dont have pockets but have a wallet, and i bought a real shopping bag today

also theres more than one store on the same floor like a mall but its confusing because UNLIKE a mall there's nothing to devide the stores

same color shelves, same color floors, no line on the ground, no signs, no walls

and you cant pay for something at the wrong register, so that confused me, but the cashier kinda spoke English and kinda explained it, we figured it out together,, he was cool

but it was cool

its not as cool as people on YouTube make it sound (which seems to be the theme of this whole week), but its cool