#mrs clarkey

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MRS CLARKEY | g. clarke

summary: a scroll through your internet presence as 'mrs clarkey'. [social media AU.]

pairing: fem!reader x george clarke

faceclaim: steph hui

notes: first piece for mrs george out of the wag universe. steph is gonna be the main fc I use for mrs clarkey, hopefully you like it! this is the longest one I've done so far.. definitely want to do a fic for their first meeting and for the useless hotline podcast- maybe even the ski trip!

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yourinstagram happy halloween 💋💋

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user you're literally so hot y/n

user I want to be you so bad

user how can I look like that

user jeez u flexible or something baby?

user the dress? the hair? the makeup??? unreal

yourinstagram thank you!! I did it myself xxx

user shes godly

user have fun tonight!!

user she's the only girl I know to have an impromptu photoshoot and then go out drinking

yourinstagram gotta take the outfit for a spin!!!

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georgeclarkeey you should've seen the other guy!

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user george wth

user its the vomit on the cheerleading outfit for me

chrismd10 looking good mate

wroetoshaw nice eyebrow....... eyebrow singular

georgeclarkeey yes I got that thank you

user AS IF Y/N FOUND HIM ON HER NIGHT OUT

user I KNOW!! I came from her tweets after everyone tagging this guy

chrismd10 you getting referred to as 'this guy' on your own post is so funny to me

georgeclarkeey well, you're huge aren't you?

imallexx loving the new look mate

user waiting for y/n to join the comments 🫣

user me too 😶😶

yourinstagram its great to know what you look like with both of your eyebrows george! a pleasure to have met you, despite the circumstances...

georgeclarkeey my left eyebrow was too intimidated by seeing betty boop in the flesh it ran away!

user my heart 😭

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yourinstagram went on the useless hotline podcast this week to talk about me saving the george clarke! thank you very much for having me boys 🤍

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user she's just so pretty

user as if model queen y/n saved youtuber george clarke 😭 not over that at all

georgeclarkeey always a pleasure, you're welcome back anytime you feel like scraping me off of the pavement

yourinstagram anytime you need me, I'll be there to call the ambulance

user LOVE that coat

georgeclarkeey also feeling something.. or someone.. is missing from this post?

yourinstagram idk what you want from me here clarke

max_balegde ahhhhhh!!!!!! such a pleasure to meet the woman that singlehandedly saved my co-host from death <3 thanks so much for coming on, martini besties for life now

yourinstagram call me anytime you need multiple olives!!!

max_balegde three olives, extra dry!!

user stop I hope they all stay friends 😭

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yourinstagram casual 'saved your life/face' dinner post

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user nahhhhhhhhh because this is a date

user y/n looks so good 😭😭

user lets not ignore George Clarke wearing something other than a t-shirt

chrismd10 impressed you managed to get him in slacks!

georgeclarkeey your mum brought them for me

user THAT DRESS

user I just wanna be you y/n

user George has major cake its not funny

max_balegde literally should be criminal

georgeclarkeey you saved my life I am eternally grateful

yourinstagram 👽👽👽

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yourinstagram visiting the mountain tops with some new friends x

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user bitch we know that's george clarkey, fess up

max_balegde the love of my life really tbh, you look sooooo good

yourinstagram max I'll cry

user drop the link for the jackets!!

user that is george clarke's watch missy

user so you just so happen to be on a ski trip at the same time at george and his friends?????????? coincidence? I think NOT

user I know george is using ever fibre of his being not to comment on this right now

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georgeclarkeey there's 'snow' way it's this cold in the mountains

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user Y/N TAKE OF THE SKI MASK COWARD

user we literally know it's her

chrismd10 handsome fellas

user literally just tell us you're dating guys

wroetoshaw high altitude my friend

user love these pics of the boys together

arthurtv distinguished skiers and snowboarders

charliehutchens really good ones too

user do you think y/n had to throw her phone out of her hotel room to stop herself from commenting?

user yes, yes I do

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yourinstagram out and about ✈️🗺️

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user should we tell y/n that she posted a picture of George in the 4th slide and then proceeded to cut his head out of the 6th one????

user let her live in peace I guess

user wow no one is immune to stupidity these days 😭

user can't believe they took her so young

georgeclarkeey you're not getting that poster back

yourinstagram if you dont return my harry styles poster I will sue

georgeclarkeey I live with a lawyer, so good luck with that darling

user DARLING???? LITERALLY JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE NEXT TIME GEORGE

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georgeclarkeey chris informed us that you all know we're dating so no more discreet photo dumps I guess?

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user WAR IS OVERRRRRR

user quick everyone act like we didn't see this shit coming

user the way he tried to do her dirty in the last 3 pics but he literally can't

user she's just so pretty

user I wanna be her

max_balegde mrs clarkey!!!!!!

yourinstagram !!!!!

chrismd10 you're so welcome mate

user she's so gorgeous

user kills me

user george x y/n girlies won today

yourinstagram 🤍🤍🤍 love you big stupid idiot 🤍🤍🤍 once I posted the invisalign it was over..

georgeclarkeey guys gotta eat

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yourinstagram casual 'I can finally post my boyfriend' post!!!!

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user guys I love today

user this makes me so happy

chrismd10 the power of drunken lime bike rides!

yourinstagram thank you lime bikes

user the alien picture kills me

max_balegde can't wait to have you back on the pod as mrs clarkey

yourinstagram a promotion, for me???

user george is so cute, I envy y/n!

arthurtv it's about time tbh

user I've been waiting for this one

georgeclarkeey was worth losing half of an eyebrow I guess

yourinstagram maybe the eyebrows were the friends we made along the way?

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Pub golf Forfeit // ArthurTV

🙏 xLoving mr ATV eternally 🙏 Content: kinda fluffy ig, extra-long 5k+ wordcount CWs: Alcohol

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‼️READ THIS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PUB GOLF IS‼️ (if you do, skip this bold writing and move onto the main story)

Pub golf is a game where you visit a set amount of pubs and get different drinks at each one- and you need to try and finish these drinks without having to lower it, as many times as possible. 

TheBurntChip has used this concept with Harry W2S, ReevHD, Theo Baker, ArthurTV, ChrisMD, George Clarkey, and more- and that is what this oneshot is based around.

KEY TERMS: "Hole" -> the name of the pub. e.g. Hole 3 is the third pub that's been visited "Par" -> Number of sips/gulps it took to finish the drink Forfeit -> self explanatory but whenever the rules are breached/smth bad happens, a forfeit card is pulled and needs to be done. 

Reminder to always drink responsibly as per usual, only drink when you're legally allowed to do so and stay safe when going drinking.

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"ArthurTV and Maddie!"

I turned to look across the line, my eyes meeting Arthur's.

It was my first time doing a pub golf on the TheBurntChip channel and I was somewhat terrified. Sure, I'd known all the other boys ranging from years to just a few months- but I'd grown just as close with George Clarkey, who I had only met a few months ago, to Harry, who I'd known for years, having first met him when big brother Chris and Harry filmed their football videos together.

But one thing that all of the boys knew for certain, was that I had developed a little online crush on ArthurTV. Of all of Chris' friends, I'd never had the pleasure of meeting Mr TV in real life until that moment, when Harry had let it slip to Freezy who'd let it slip to Chip that I liked Arthur... thus Chip DMed an invite to for a pub golf video alongside Harry, Reev, Chris, George Clarkey, Theo Baker, and of course, Arthur.

Oh and as if it wasn't bad enough, Chris, my very own half-brother, knew I had a crush on Arthur.

"That's quite a interesting pairing isn't it, Maddie?" Chris snickered from the side with a grin I knew meant that he was going to have the time of his life teasing me for the next few hours. 

"Bit of a coincidence if you ask me, Chrissy." Harry sneered from besides Chris, making my insides churn.

I wasn't so much a YouTuber as the rest of the boys- I was originally Chris's one and only member of the camera crew and production. In that small bedroom in Jersey, Chris and I would sit together on a desk and make lists of ideas for football challenges, ways to execute them, different shots to make the video dramatic... Then, we would hit the pitches and try to film without the older boys telling us to bugger off so they could play on the pitches.

Then, people started noticing the voice behind the camera, leading to me making a BROTHER VS SISTER  video for the channel, which was only the start of coming in front of the camera more. As Chris hired professional camera men and got set production budgets from serious producers, I was pushed more in front of the camera, making videos with Harry and Chris before lurching into the British YouTube scene, initially gravitating towards the e-boys content, before relocating moreso to reaction content with George Clarkey and Cam Kirkham. 

And we don't talk about that Stephen Tries sketch I attempted.

The fans were pleased with my occasional cameos in videos on the British YouTube channels, always finding new ship names for whoever I collaborated with, or new clips to edit, or rumours to spread... but overall, I couldn't be happier with where I've ended up. 

Well, not where I'd ended up whilst filmed pub golf- right in the middle of Chris and Harry's teasing. 

"How's it a coincidence?" Arthur asked, wide brown eyes swivelling between Harry, Chris and I like a deer caught in headlights.

"Oh, just because I said I uhm..." I started. Shit, quickly Maddie, think of something quickly... My thoughts began racing. Of course Chris would begin hinting towards the fact I had a crush on Arthur not even five minutes into the recording."Chris pointed out on the way here that us two were the only ones that have never collaborated together before... Like, you know... on a video..."

Yes he knows you meant on a video, genius. Great, you sound as thick as a brick now. 

"Oh yeah, that is true actually," Arthur realised, his face lighting up as the thought seemed to land in his head. He was so expressive with his voice- like an animated Pixar character, seemingly straight out of the movie. His voice was so calm, and slightly husky, and somehow matched his face perfectly. "You should come onto the channel if you like watching those 90 day fiancée type of programmes-"

"Arthur's playing the 9 minute fiancée game right now, by the looks of it-" George giggled, nudging me from behind which only made my cheeks burn red, Arthur simply laughing it off before responding.

"Is it working though, Maddie?" Arthur flashed a grin with a quick wink, myself pretending to fall into George's arms and fan myself with my hands, jokefully pretending I was falling for it. 

The real joke was that I wasn't just pretending to fall for it.

Arthur's biggest asset were those fucking eyes. They had me melting with how wide and doe-like they were- his eyes seeming to light up whenever he started a topic that interested him. 

"You're not chatting her up are you, Arthur?" Reev raised his brow and crossed his arms to ask. Out of all of the boys, Reev was the most like a brother in the fact he was so protective- always trying to make sure I was safe. The others were more like brothers in the fact they'd just tease me and get under my skin at every opportunity. 

I watched as Arthur's eyes widened, as he assumed Reev was trying to intimidate him.

"Give him a break, Reev, he's just having a laugh," I defended Arthur, not letting him respond to the allegation in fear that Arthur would shake his head or say that he really wasn't interested in me. That could wait until a few more holes, when I was too peppered to care.

"Well, listen to this you two, for your couples outfit, you two will be going as... The prisoner and the policeman...! or woman!" Chip exclaimed, throwing the outfits to us. 

I looked a the policewoman outfit he had handed to me- the costume coming with a short skirt, unscrupulous tie and lopsided police hat.

This was gonna be a long video...

...

"Hole one, the rule on his hole is that you must drink it with your left hand!"

Hole one was easy. Arthur sent his pint down in one and after Harry and Reev, it was my turn to have my pint of lager. 

"You want me to hold your hair back?" He offered. I searched for a band on my wrist and almost facepalmed as I realised I hadn't thought to bring one.

"Yes please, I completely forgot to get a hairband... Just come up behind me and grab my hair, while I do it" I said, scrunching my face up with realisation of what I'd said only once it had come out of my mouth.

"What was that?" Harry asked, bursting into laughter.

"Get in, Mr TV-"

"Please, not at that at the drinking table-"

"Not on the Chippo YouTube channel, you won't, but I can think of another site where you could-"

"Shut up I didn't mean it like that..." I groaned and put my head in my hands. "Look, I'm just going to send off the pint-"

Arthur's hand wrapped around my hair, the other one on my shoulder, rubbing it and giving soft words of encouragement. I let the drink tip down my throat easily as I felt the face heat up, his words landing hot on the back of my neck and making me want to shiver, despite the fact I was holding the drink. I could feel my face burning when I dropped the glass back down, grinning with the fact I had done it in one...

"That was really good- I didn't think you could finish it in two." Harry commented, nodding his head in surprise.

"I did it in one though?"

"Counted as two points though- you drank it with your right hand." Chip explained with a devious grin. 

Of course I had been stupid enough as to forget the rule- too fixated on gorgeous bloody Arthur instead of what I was actually meant to be doing. Drinking.

"That one's Arthur's fault- Maddie was too distracted by waiting for you to come up behind her-"

"SHUT UP, GEORGE!" Arthur's face went into his hands this time, both of us clearly a blushing mess from all the comments the boys were making. 

...

"What does your forfeit card say?" Arthur asked as we travelled to the next hole, not downcast despite my mess-ups, as we were still in joint second. 

"Sing a song with your partner at one of the holes." I read it off. "Sorry for getting you roped into it..."

"No, no, that's actually one of the only one's I'd happily be roped into," Arthur shook his head. "I suppose we just need to think of a song to sing... You a fan of Harry Potter?"

"Am I?!" I repeated enthusiastically. "You have no idea how much I used to love those books, movies... Even the Cursed Child I went and saw."

"Seriously? I just get called a nerd whenever I say I like Harry Potter," Arthur gawked. "Do you have a wand?"

"Yep, Ginny's wand- black and fourteen inches." I proudly nodded. "You could see those fourteen inches later ya know..."

"Only if you're trying to see a rather bendy, sixteen inch one with waterproofing." Arthur retaliated with confidence. 

"You got Hagrid's wand?"

"Duh, it came with an umbrella."

"Of course that's why you'd get it."

"This is hole two to the left, here!" Chip bellowed from behind. I lagged behind slightly to walk with Chris and Harry- catch up with them for a moment.

"You and Arthur getting cozy, eh?" Chris wiggled his brows, looking forwards to Arthur who was petting a dog with Reev- the both of them looking completely out of place, dressed in a bright orange prisoner jumpsuit and Reev as ketchup bottle (with a hat for a lid)- though the dog seemed pleased nonetheless. 

"Just don't let me catch you two snogging after a few more drinks." Harry put bluntly, making my eyes go wide.

"Just because you guys know I like him doesn't mean he likes me back, unfortunately." I reminded them, though I could feel my heart melting as Arthur scratched the back of the dog's ear and tickled his chin, the dog happily wagging his tail with his tongue lolling out as Arthur pet him. 

"Seems to like you enough." Harry shrugged. "Like you enough to come up behind you and-"

"Seriously shut up... Did I sound that stupid when I said that?"

"Yeah."

"No"

Chris and Harry responded simultaneously.

"Okay you sounded a little flustered when you said it, but then Arthur was blushing and looked shy as well- and everyone knows he's a bit awkward around women he likes," Harry pat my back comfortingly. "If anything he looked like more of a tit than you."

"Great, thanks Harry." I responded, somewhat flatly and yet somewhat happily. 

"Maddie, your team's getting another forfeit because Arthur scared the dog away." Chip addressed me as we neared the bar.

"Like hell he did, that dog loved him!" I exclaimed, head swivelling to find Arthur guiltily wavering his eye contact.

"Theo tried to take the dog away from me by offering it something so I tried to bash him with his wheelchair but the dog got scared and ran off." Arthur explained, kicking at a pebble on the ground. 

"Did you hit Theo?"

"Yes-"

"Well then... At least you hit him."

"What the fuck, Maddie." Theo deadpanned. 

"Don't try steal Arthur's bitches I guess." I shrugged, watching as Arthur withdrew a forfeit card, his face dropping as he read it. 

"What does it say?" I asked, leaning over to try and read it. He smacked it against his chest before shoving it into a pocket, eyes wide as they met my own.

"Uhh- nothing." Arthur spluttered. "We can sort it out when we get to hole five when forfeits are actually activated... What did you say the rule for this hole was, Chip?"

"Drink with your partner holding the glass." Chip responded. 

I looked at Arthur.

"You're quite a bit taller- you're gonna have to crouch down for me to hold it." I realised, picking up the bloody mary and wrinkling my nose. "They really couldn't have picked a worse drink."

"They're foul aren't they." Arthur gave a dirty look to the glass. 

Each pair began seeing their drinks off, using a variety of methods to check whether it was too much or they needed a break.

"Do we need to do the hand-squeeze method to indicate whether it's too much?" Arthur asked, looking distastefully as Reev squeezed Harry's hand, signalling for Harry to tilt more. 

"I'm thinking we just raw-dog it." I shrugged, looking up for Arthur's reaction. He nodded in tasteful agreement.

"That's how I usually do it, anyways."

He picked one glass up. "You first," He stated instead of asking. "And open wide."

Reev gave him a neck-slap and a "Watch it, Arthur..." before I opened my mouth and tilted my head back, finishing it in one. 

"Alright, sit down so you're lower down, Arthur." I spoke through a shudder, the bitterness of the bloody mary giving me a whole-body shiver. 

Picking up a glass, I stood to the side of Arthur and held it up to his face, leaning over slightly due to the awkward angle I stood at. 

"Just come 'ere-" He reached out, steadfastly placing his hands on my hips and manspreading- pulling me between his legs so that I was closer and presumably so that he had a better angle to drink from. I felt my body react to his touch, cheeks warming and knees feeling a bit wobbly as he held his hands there for a moment longer, his grip firm but not forceful. I tried to maintain composure and stop myself from running my hands through his fluffy hair and kissing him right then and there.

"You watch your bloody hands, Arthur." Chris warned, causing Arthur to hold them up by his head as if pleading innocence. As he finally released his hold, I couldn't help but notice how the closeness between us left a lingering sensation, like an electric current still pulsating through my skin. His presence was intoxicating, and I struggled to steadily hold the glass for Arthur to down. I turned to death-glare Chris as I placed the glass back onto the table once Arthur had finished it. 

"Why would anyone voluntarily order that, that's awful... I feel like I've lost my soul after drinking that..." Arthur shivered at the bitterness. "Who knew dementors could be put in drinks..."

Laughing, I sat down besides him and leaned my head against his shoulder as if it were second nature. It felt so natural and cosy against the crook of his neck, and I felt warmed even more as he put his arm around my shoulders, watching in a comfortable silence as Chip choked on his drink from across the table. 

"You're so cute..." I murmured, and only once the words had been said did I regret them slightly. I facepalmed internally as Arthur struggled to reply for a moment, myself wondering why I had to be such a lightweight; only 2 drinks down and already I was making careless comments.

"Am I really cute?" Arthur asked after a moment, and I pulled away from his shoulder to dopily smile at him. 

"Of course you are, you have a cute little smile." I grinned, causing his lips to stretch out into a smile as he laughed slightly, eyes curving into happy little crescents as he did. "See? Cutest smile I've even seen." I giggled, and Arthur looked down with such domestic happiness in his glowing chocolate eyes I felt as though my heart were melting, simply so infatuated with him.

"Hope I'm not interrupting anything here-" Harry planted himself between Arthur and I on the bench, forcing Arthur's arm away and my head from his neck. Arthur cleared his throat and looked at the ground whilst Harry looked between Arthur and I. "What, something wrong?" Harry responded to my blank face, before grinning and giving a wink which Arthur couldn't see. 

"Prick," I hissed as I passed Harry on the walk to the third hole, causing Harry to burst into laughs and start explaining to Chris what he's done- only making Chris laugh alongside him. 

Pricks.

...

Hole three was easy- just a glass of wine and pub quiz Arthur and I managed to lose a point at for winning the quiz. 

As the smallest person there, I was also the least able to handle large amounts of alcoholic units- and it had begun showing, from the moment I went to stand up and almost fell back down. 

Arthur had to walk with his arm around me to the next pub, though I wasn't complaining- instead holding his hand and making him skip with me to hole four. 

"Long Island iced teas on this one," Chip explained. "And the rule here is that one member of the team must drink it blindfolded."

"I think I'm more sober than you at the minute," Arthur stated the obvious, as if I hadn't just made him skip to this hole. "I'll wear the blindfold for this one."

"You sure? I'm not completely gone right now, just a bit...Well..." It was a pointless proposition from myself. Arthur just shook his head, handing me the blindfold.

I slipped the material over his eyes, placing the drink on a separate table to that the boys wouldn't dump ice into his drink (which had just happened to Theo's drink), and directing him to the glass- though Chip had better ideas. 

"Maddie, could you please regulated the hand-" Arthur spoke waveringly, and I noticed that Chip had a hand on Arthur's arse.

"Oi, chip-" I reached over for the space hopper which was besides the bag, whacking Chip with it before being hit in the face with it myself.

"Fuck!" We both exclaimed. Arthur had found his glass and drank it in one towards the side, meanwhile Chip found Theo's wheelchair and he began fighting against me and my space hopper. "Chip, I don't think you're gonna win this one," I huffed as the space hopper bounced off of his side, making him stumble slightly. 

"Like shit won't I win- I've been going gym you know-" I cut off his rambles by throwing the hopper at him, causing him to stumble back and trip slightly over the curb so that he was sat on the pavement- allowing me to put my arm around his neck, squeezing only slightly.

"Tap out already, Chip..." I groaned whilst Chip shook his head whilst struggling.

"Chip isn't used to tapping out, he usually passes out before he gets the chance." Theo sneered from the side. That seemed to be enough to make Chip tap out. 

We finished our drinks after that before agreeing on a short grace period, where we sat around and chattered for a few minutes.

"The blindfold makes you feel like, ten times more drunk than you actually are." George said, the other who had worn the blindfold agreeing. 

"You should try it, Maddie- you're by far the most off your head right now- it'll be funny to see how you react to it."

That's how I ended up on the pavement, blindfold on and hands outstretched as Arthur directed me, his fingers occasionally brushing against mine as he'd insisted on walking beside me to make sure I didn't get a concussion from falling over anything.

"Watch the curb here, it's quite difficult navigating- WHOA" As soon as Arthur had said that, I stumbled, almost falling but Arthur held me up from behind whilst the others laughed from the table at my stagger. "You sure you wanna continue? I don't think it's safe, Maddie..."

"It'll be okay, I'm just gonna get back to the table and pull it off..."

I took a few more staggered steps, Arthur holding my hand to guide me whilst I was blinded, his hand warm and reassuring, and I felt confident with Arthur's unwavering presence by my side. His touch sent a gentle electrical ripples down my spine, igniting a spark that brought butterflies to life in my stomach as I focussed less on walking and more on Arthur.

But then I felt a blow to my head- not painful- but extremely forceful.

Some voices screamed "CHIP!" whilst another shouted "Maddie!" as I staggered, waiting to fall- before feeling hands on my back and the crook of my knees, gravity seeming to turn upside down for a moment, before the blindfold was ripped off. 

Arthur's face was above my own, looking forwards as he walked- his two strong arms holding me flush to his body as he carried me in what I assumed was bridal style- having prevented my fall. He looked gorgeous from this angle- his chiselled features accentuated by the soft glow of the sunshine through the dull English clouds- and his eyes, like pools of warm honey, never not making me melt.

"You okay, Maddie?" He looked down and questioned, eyes full of concern and yet also alighting sparks within me as they met my own.

"What? Of course I am... What even happened?" I asked in confusion as I looked back and saw the boys with open mouths looking between myself and Chip, who had a look of upmost guilt on his face. Arthur sat down on one of the seats surrounding the table and lowering me onto that same seat before replying. Nevermind- I was actually sat on his lap, and was NOT going to complain about it.

Chris was going to instead.

"She can sit on her own seat, Arthur-"

"She's almost been bloody ran over, she's sticking with me for now." Arthur huffed resolutely, wrapping his arms around my waist as he spoke to make his point. I felt my head go fuzzy from the touch, leaning back into his touch and resting my head onto his shoulder where it felt like it belonged... Before pulling it back off quickly as I digested his words again.

"Hang on, almost ran over? What the Hell just happened?"

"Chip thought it'd be a good idea to whack you with the space hopper whilst you were blindfolded and he knocked you off balance- you would've fallen into the road if Arthur hadn't got you." Harry explained, a small smile playing on his face. 

"Good man, Arthur." Reev nodded his head approvingly before turning to Chip. "And you, you're no better at handling your drink than her- what if she had gotten run over?"

"Good riddance, in that case." Chip sipped his water calmly, making me throw an ice cube at him.

In the end, Chip made a formal apology (which was of course easily accepted), and drew another forfeit card, having to take 3 shots to make up for almost brutally murdering me- which I thought was very fair. 

Hole five happened so quickly I didn't even register it- though that may have been also due to the knock to the head Chip had delivered. 

However on the walk between hole five to hole six, the alcohol began taking its effect on more people. 

Namely, Chris and Chip.

Chip had found the space hopper once more and began hammering Chris with it whilst Chris balled up onto the ground. "YOU STUPID BOY-" Chip was yelling between blows, Harry and Reev slapping each other between laughs. 

Then, Harry set off on his bike to the next hole as Chip let Chris get up- before we all slung our arms over each other and began the journey to hole 6, singing Backstreet Boys all the way there. 

Arthur lagged behind slightly, and though I was busy singing with Chris and Chip, I did notice they were having quite a hushed conversation, and looking our way every so often.

"Hole six- forfeits are now activated!"

"Can I know your forfeit yet?" I whispered to Arthur, and he simply shook his head with a small smile. 

"I know what it is, Maddie," Reev giggled to the side, rubbing his hands together with a look of glee on his face. 

"Is that what you two were talking about whilst we walked here?" I gasped at the realisation, looking between the two as they shrugged with all-knowing smiles on their faces. 

Hole six was easy- sambuca shots with no hands. I managed mine, though I almost choked it and chipped it when it clattered onto the table- whereas Arthur was found out for trying to dilute his drink, and was made to do two shots instead. 

Still, he didn't seem to be off his head at all.

"Arthurrr," I sang I skipped up to him, on the journey to hole seven.

"Madelyn." He nodded cordially, saying my full name before smirking as he saw my face wrinkle in disgust. "Not a fan of your full name?"

"Not when it's bloody Madelyn, I'm not," I responded, shuddering at the thought.

"Maddie sounds like you're mad," Arthur pondered. "You should just go with... Lyn."

"...Lyn." I repeated, trying to hold a laugh.

"Yeah, it's cute- just like you." Arthur grinned down, making me turn away so he wouldn't see the stupid blush that began spreading across my cheeks.

"Suddenly I quite like that name." I smiled bashfully back, and Arthur just laughed, sliding an arm around me casually and allowing me to rest my head against his shoulder as we walked in a comfortable silence.

"You're so fine, Arthur." I said after a while. "You know I like you?"

"I like you too, Lyn." He patted my head and pulled his arm away, instead slipping his hand into mine as we walked. I didn't feel satisfied with his reaction. Did he not realise I meant that I liked him romantically?

"No, I meant that like- I really like-"

"AND HERE IS HOLE SEVEN!" 

Trust Chip to ruin a romantic moment. 

just an fyi im swapping the order of the holes- everything that happened in the vid at hole 8 is now assumed to have happened at hole 7, and vice versa

"Lyn I don't think I an do another pint," Arthur put down two drinks onto the table before sitting on my lap instead of the bench, allowing me to plop my policeman hat onto his head and hug him from behind, shaking my head.

"I've been finished since hole three, Arthur- I don't care what happens now, you can just sip the whole thing and I'll be fine with that." I groaned. "I'm definitely doing this in at least three different pars..."

I did exactly that. Arthur managed his in five, alongside my words of encouragement which made Chip awhhh.

"I love how everyone hates each other and is beating each other with the space hopper between holes whilst Arthur and Maddie are too busy holding hands and being wholesome with each other, walking alone to each hole." Chip said with a disoriented smile at one of the cameras, louder than he thought he was being as both myself and Arthur watched him say it to the camera.

"Bit early to be holding hands isn't it?" Chris asked, dopily swinging his head back to Arthur and I, only just registering Arthur was also sat on my lap. "Naughty, don't be sitting on each others laps like I have no idea what's going in where when someone sits on someone's lap-"

"That's enough from you, Chris." I shushed my brother, pressing a hand to his mouth which weakly attempted to paw away from his mouth.

"On to hole eight, final hole?" Chip proposed and everyone nodded in agreement- all too ready to get this over and done with.

"I don't think I've ever been this drunk before." I admitted to Arthur as we exited the pub, hands clasped together and swinging joyfully back and forth as we walked, as though we were kids. "I feel like I'm not even walking."

"And now you really aren't even walking," Arthur said as he placed his arms on my legs and back, scooping me back into his arms, carrying me as though I were nothing. I wrapped my arms around his neck and stared up at his face I'd grown so fond of over these past few hours. 

"What song d'you wanna sing for my forfeit at the next hole?" I questioned, myself also wondering what we could sing. 

"Oh it'll come to us when we get there..." Arthur spoke lazily, jumping me up to readjust my grip causing me to let out a squeak before relaxing against his body. Did he have abs under that shirt? It felt like it. He is so fine. 

My thoughts died out as I realised this was the final hole and after this it would be all over. Thank God. 

We all clinked our jaeger bombs together, the lightweight drink easily going down in one for everyone before Chip reminded Arthur and I that we still had forfeits we had to complete.

"What is your forfeit Arthur?" Harry asked inquisitively- somehow looking as though he hadn't had a single drink, although he had in fact had the most, having ordered an extra pint for good measure.

"That's what I'm asking- he still hasn't told me, either!" I exclaimed, looking for Arthur to give his game up and show the card. "C'mon, surely you can reveal it now that it's the last hole-"

"Not before you do your forfeit-song to the bar- look- they have a karaoke machine nobody's using there, go use it before someone else takes it!" Arthur rushed, pointing at the TV screen connected to a microphone and speakers. The other boys began clamouring their agreement before pushing me up to the stage, a bundle of nerves as I stumbled up the stairs, slotting a coin into the machine and waiting for the next song to come on. 

"ArthurTV this is a GROUP FORFEIT- GET UP ONTO THE STAGE!" I shouted and held a hand out to Arthur, causing him to take my hand and get onto the stage with the help of the boys, as they cheered upon hearing the first few chords of the infamous song we were only singing a few hours ago.

I Want it That Way, by the Backstreet Boys. Of course. 

I held the mic out for Arthur to hold with me as we sang the first line.

You are... My fi-ire, the one... desi-ire

I opened my eyes and faced Arthur, the look of joy melted into his caramel eyes and making me feel soft and gentle hearted as we went to sing the next line.

Believe... When I say... THAT I WANT IT THAT WAY

I looked out to the crowd and saw that some tables had turned to face us, singing alongside the tune- and all the other boys had huddled together, arms around each other and swaying back and forth as they joined us for the chorus. 

Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a heartache

Arthur closed his eyes as he virtually shouted the lyrics into the microphone, getting so into the song I had to pause to laugh before continuing

Tell me why Ain't nothin' but a mistake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say

Arthur and I leaned it to sing the final bit of the song, heartily enjoying as the rest of the bar joined us to finish it.

I want it that way

I looked at Arthur, his own eyes meeting me own- full of a tender sort of love I had only ever seen in the movies...

Cause I want it that way...

The song ended with whistles and claps from the rest of the bar, before I dropped the microphone to the ground, wheeling around to face Arthur with a squeal and outstretched arms, as my arms wrapped around his neck, his arms found my waist, pulling me right off of the floor as he hugged me, spinning me around once before I pulled my head off of his chest and looked up at his glowing face.

My eyes only flickered down to his lips for a milisecond before I felt his on top of my own, a billion tiny fireflies lighting up and racing around my stomach as I closed my eyes, relaxing into his hands which were positioned lazily around my waist, holding me lovingly as his lips caressed my own, tuning out the world around us as I focussed on just him and I- together - his lips perfectly top of mine.

...

"What was your forfeit in the end, Arthur?" I asked, eyebrows scrunched as I sat on his lap at the table- arms around his neck and my police hat and tie around Arthur's neck. 

Theo was close to nodding off whilst Chip besides him already had. Chris had taken to the stage, wowing the bar with his drunk dancing and (not) killer vocals. Harry, George and Reev still seemed alright however, and were sat making warm conversation around the table, laughing and joking like there was nothing wrong. And truly- there was nothing wrong.

Arthur smiled slightly at my question before tugging at his pocket and pulling out the card, sharpie pen scrawled across it saying:

Give a kiss to the fittest person in the group xoxo (Doesn't have to be on the lips, Chip- we know you will anyways, but everyone else- just know you don't need to go that deep)

I laughed at the bracketed side-note before looking up to Arthur who smiled goofily down at me, looking so pleased- as though he wouldn't rather have anyone else in his arms.

My hand found the side of his face, thumb tracing his jawline and running up his cheeks before padding at his lips. Closing my eyes, I leaned it, finding his lips as we kissed once more, still with the afterglow of embers burning in my heart as I realised I couldn't be happier in anyone else's arms. 

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[sirenlulls]

I THINK HE KNOWS → g. clarkey

pairing — george clarkey x fem!reader

summary —what mr george clarkey would be like as your boyfriend <3

written for my 100 follower celebration

make me wanna know that body's like it's mine. he got that boyish look that I like in a man

clingy bf

but undercover clingy

like he'll play it off whenever anyone else is around but the second you're alone he will literally collapse his whole bodyweight on you and not let you up

such a sassy bitch

if you're an influencer/content creator as well then he will be so invested in any and all goss

"she did not!" "how dare they?!"

would refer to you as "the missus" in videos 24/7

or "the 'ole ball and chain" if he's feeling especially old-timey and cheeky

cannot wait to wife you up

like seriously

i feel like, as much as you love him, you'd rarely bring him as your plus one to a lot of brand events

especially if you're a beauty influencer

because you'd be out chatting to everyone and networking and he'd be awkwardly holding a drink in the corner bcs you're the only one he knows

bring grace instead xx

you'd be on saving grace

it'd be such a well rated ep because you'd have such great banter and taking the piss out of george and everyone

whenever you're getting ready for anything, george would just sit on the bed and stare at you

obsessed bf

he knows he got lucky

you got lucky too tho bcs he would litch do anything for you

he's such a sweetheart i love him

[insomniac4000]

99 with Mr Clarkey pls pls pls 🫶🏻

“just- why him?”

George Clarkeey sat on the worn leather couch in his flat, scrolling aimlessly through TikTok, half-listening to his best friend Anna as she rummaged through his kitchen cupboards. Her voice carried a cheerful lilt, contrasting with the gray skies visible through the window.

"You won't believe who asked me out," she said, popping her head around the doorframe, her grin as wide as a Cheshire cat’s.

George looked up, raising an eyebrow. "Who? Someone you met on one of those apps?"

"No, someone we went to school with!" she exclaimed, sliding onto the couch beside him, her excitement contagious.

George frowned, his mind flicking through old classmates. "You’re joking, right? Who would that even be?"

Anna smirked, enjoying the suspense. "Jack Harper," she finally said, her tone filled with giddy excitement.

George froze, his heart sinking like a stone. "Jack Harper? Jack Harper?"

"Yes!" Anna clapped her hands. "He messaged me out of the blue last week, and we’ve been chatting. He asked me to dinner tomorrow!"

George’s stomach churned as memories of Jack Harper came flooding back: the cocky grin, the effortless charm, and the way Jack had always seemed to outshine everyone, including George. Jack had been the golden boy—good at sports, always popular, and annoyingly smug about it.

"Just... why him?" George blurted, unable to mask the bitterness in his voice.

Anna’s smile faltered, her brows knitting together. "What do you mean, 'why him?' He’s sweet, funny, and, honestly, he’s grown up a lot since school."

George scoffed, leaning back into the couch. "Sweet and funny? Jack Harper? The same Jack Harper who made my life a misery and called me gay boy?"

Anna rolled her eyes. "George, that was ages ago. We were kids."

"He hasn’t changed," George muttered, crossing his arms. "He’s still the same arrogant idiot who thinks he’s better than everyone else."

"That’s not fair," Anna countered, her tone sharp now. "You don’t even know him anymore. People grow up, you know."

"Do they?" George shot back. "Or do they just get better at hiding who they really are?"

Anna stared at him, her expression a mixture of confusion and frustration. "Why are you so worked up about this? You barely spoke to him at school."

George hesitated, unsure how to articulate the storm of emotions swirling inside him. It wasn’t just about Jack being a jerk in school. It was about how effortlessly Jack had always seemed to win people over, and now, apparently, he was winning over Anna too.

"I just..." George started, running a hand through his hair. "I don’t trust him. That’s all."

Anna tilted her head, scrutinizing him. "Is that really it, or is there something else?"

George looked away, avoiding her gaze. "What do you mean?"

"You’ve been acting weird ever since I told you," she said softly. "Like... more than just 'protective friend' weird."

George swallowed hard, his throat suddenly dry. Could he really admit it? Could he tell Anna that the thought of her with Jack Harper made his chest ache in a way he wasn’t ready to confront?

"Look, Anna," he began, his voice quieter now. "I just don’t think he’s good enough for you, alright? You deserve someone who actually values you, not someone who’s... well, him."

Anna’s expression softened, though her eyes still held a hint of skepticism. "I get that you’re worried about me, and I appreciate it. But I need to find these things out for myself. If Jack’s not who I think he is, I’ll handle it."

George nodded stiffly, but the knot in his stomach didn’t loosen. He forced a smile, though it felt hollow. "Yeah, okay. Just... be careful, alright?"

"I will," Anna said, reaching out to squeeze his hand.

As she stood up to leave, George watched her go, the words he hadn’t said hanging heavy in the air.

"Just why him," he muttered under his breath again, this time to no one but himself.

[maxsaysallthestuff]

hi i’m looking for moots on here, here are some thing i like lol

music: taylor swift, renee rapp, harry styles, lucy dacus, julien baker, muna, boygenuis, gracie abrams, phoebe bridgers, wallows, conan gray, james marriott and chappell roan

movies: twilight, scott pilgrim vs the world, fantastic mr fox, call me by your name, the perks of being a wallflower, spider verse movies, all the spiderman movies, guardians of the galaxy, the avengers movies, star wars, but i’m a cheerleader and all the lego movies (this includes lego batman and the ninjago movies)

tv shows: gilmore girls, friends, adventure time, ouran high school host club, attack on titan, the summer i turned pretty, heartstopper, friends and young royals

youtubers: james marriott, imallexx, willne, memeulous, pinley, sinjin drowning ted nivison, ash kabosu, chad chad, george clarkey and gabi belle

edit: i should prob talk abt myself here too skfnnddj

my names max, i am a minor but i won’t disclose my age (14-17 age range). i can be rlly awkward and i don’t rlly know how to talk to people so sorry if i ever am weird to you. i like history, stars and books and i’m a huge music enthusiast.

[louierecs]

— ୨୧₊˚ Youtubers

— back to main masterlist?

Harry Lewis;

- anywhere, anytime

- 10/10

- praise kink

- pub golf

- mrs harry

- most wanted woman on youtube

- yes!

- cut it out

- high on your ford mondeo

- lockdown

- being w2s's (ii)

Tobi Brown;

- dilf

Simon Miniminter;

- instagram au (04)

- the uncles

Niko Omilana;

- instagram au (01)

- my pretty boy

Sharky;

- game on, love

- blind dating

- wet dreamz

- don't make me angry

- let me love you

- special bond

- spicy food challenge

- shower me with your kisses

- lazy cuddles

- treat me better 01, 02, 03

- how can i convince you to let me be your boyfriend?

- tiktok lipstick trend

Aj Shabeel;

- a glimpse of us

- aj wants a hug but doesn't know how to ask

ChrisMD;

- mrs chris

- ski trip

Willne;

- dress up

Calfreezy;

- dog mom

- cal ruining your soft launch

TheBurntChip;

- bad idea, right?

George Clarke;

- mrs clarkey

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[munsontm]

If he were, to be honest, Eddie could easily name Mr. Clarke as the most decent teacher he'd ever had. It was a sad realisation, but he felt grateful for having at least one good experience in America's education system. When Mr. Clarke began teaching him in middle school, he hadn't been living with Wayne long, and his young life was a mess. Science class turned out to be a sort of haven despite Eddie only having a vague interest in astronomy.

"Heeeyyy, Clarkey!" Ringed fingers click together and form a gun pointed at the elder. He beamed excitedly, a far cry from the quiet kid who used to pretend he was invisible at the back of seventh-grade science. "What can I say? I just love Hawkin's High." The smile quickly disintegrated into a scrunch, as if it genuinely pained him to say those words out loud. It did.

STARTER for @munsontm

❝ Mr. Munson! ❞ Seeing his former students from years ago is something Mr. Clarke expected upon moving to the high school. However, Eddie isn't one he thought he'd see roaming the halls. ❝ I thought you'd graduate by now. ❞ There's not an ounce of judgement in his voice, though, perhaps a hint of concern laces his words.

[clarkgriffon]

Clarke hasn’t gotten laid in over 130 years bruh

I know. This bitch deserves it, too. Like Harper and Monty had each other, Abby and Kane had each other, Bellamy had Echo, we can assume Niytavia must’ve banged at some point, come on now, and in 6x01 Raven did finally get some before Shaw’s untimely death.

My girl Clarkey G deserves this preferably with her soulmate, Mr. Bellamy Blake, but hey I’m not picky

[landoslvr]

— GEORGE CLARKE 🪩

requests are open | navigation | requesting rules

❀ fluff ✧ angst

dad!george

9 months of baby clarkey ❀ — coming next

social media aus

mrs clarkey ❀

[ghosthierophant]

(victor glaring down at dion from the ceiling)

HERE COMES PINCHY

dion pales: i... is that? 

hellebore: we adopted him. i adopted him. 

CLARKEY COMING INTO THE ROOM with that mom i frew up type beat

(logan notices that dion’s blocking a secret passage in the fireplace) he is guarding the area.

logan: someone help me get him up. we got to get him on the table. / c’mon you’re injured

dion, hesitating: i think... i think i’m alright. i got patched up pretty good. i don’t need to be moved anywhere

(logan kneels down): i’m just so happy you’re alright (goes in for a hug, but reaches around to press a lever)

it opens.

dion: the fuck are you going?

(logan steps over him and walks in) (eli puts a hand on dion)

dion: how do we know he’s not with them? stop them

eli: he’s not

dion: I’M TALKIN TO YOU

(victor goes down, his head beside his head, voice DEEP): i wouldn’t do that if i were you. hands off. let him go.

oh... mr... victor...😳

eli: we’re not the enemy (2 12s persuasion) 

dion: he’s long gone you know

... who?

eli: who told you about The Weapon?

dion: from my understanding... informants that have been north of jotun 

ah Hell

eli: who do they report to?

dion: lou directly. however... i haven’t seen ‘em for a few days

WELP

dion: this was clearly an inside job

well yes but actually no but kind of but 

eli: either they were in on it, or they’re dead

dion: they better be dead then

(eli nods)

dion: you mind tellin’ me what’s goin’ on here? / you seem to know a lot more than you’re letting on

eli: we too were double-crossed

PHASE 3 THREAD!!!! 

[g-xix]

Caught | ArthurTV [G Clarkey's sister]

Bestfriend!ATV x Sister!reader, forbidden(ish) love trope, 3k wordcount

George may have been angry seeing Arthur pinning you against the wall, hand holding yours by your side whilst the other caressed your cheek- his knee between your desperate thighs as your lips passionately moved against one another's- but you couldn't help but feel like George had at least somewhat brought it upon himself. 

Stay away from all my friends, they're all weirdos. Is what he'd indoctrinated you with.

Stay away from my sister, she isn't interested in you weirdos. Is what he'd told all his friends. Everyone from Cam to Alex to Arthur Hill to Chris had heard it, and all of them seemed to abide by it pretty much. They didn't want any problems from George, debatably the tallest and strongest of the lot- and so they made all that normal friendly small talk with you and left it at that. No pushing boundaries... 

But it was just too bad that from the moment you met Mr ArthurTV you just seemed to gravitate towards one another.

You'd first met Arthur when he came round after a night out, and even whilst he was practically half asleep, half intoxicated- with an arm slung around George's shoulder, you felt that unstoppable-magnetic attraction to him. 

Then the next morning, George was still asleep when you left your room to get breakfast. Arthur was awake though, walking around the living room with the posture of a quaver as he aimlessly wandered, pondering what to do. Seeing you made him straighten up though, eyes widening slightly as he met the pretty girl, wondering who the hell it was in the kitchen.

Once he realised it was George's sister he just felt a smile light on his face. George had warned him not to talk to you or do anything with you, but as soon as a sweer little laugh fell from your lips as he stuttered a M-morning, he just knew you were going to be inescapable.

It felt like common coincidence when every time Arthur came over for George, he ended up leaving with you whilst George was asleep. The two of you did lots at nights- he took you out to get ice creams and watch movies, go for walks in the park and sit curled up besides one another on a bench just talking and looking at the stars.

You didn't know what you were. 

Friends? Clearly not; friends don't kiss each other behind their brother and friend's back.

Dating? Not really since neither of you had named your escapades a date, or called one another  boyfriend or girlfriend.

You two just spent time with one another. The type of time that had you feeling all fuzzy in the stomach and light in the head- where your cheeks hurt because you've been smiling so much- the type where you think their smile is so sweet you just can't help but kiss it so that you can share that warmth and feel his smile on top of your own.

Clearly the two of you had gotten a bit too bold this night though.

Arthur just couldn't help but shower your with kisses before he left, making you squeal and giggle as he backed you into the wall with a sweet grin and hands moving up to cup your cheeks whilst he smothered you with his chaste little kisses, which slowly developed into something far more open-mouthed and passionate which the two of you had been far too involved with to notice George's door opening, followed by a-

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE-"

Your eyes snapped open in an instant, palms on Arthur's chest, pushing him away so that he stumbled back, his eyes also wide in shock as his back hit the opposite wall- his face ghostly pale as he stared at the horrified face of his best friend, your brother- George. 

George looked infuriated- his eyes wide in horror, nostrils flared angrily and hair dishevelled in clear indication he'd just woken up to see Arthur snogging your face off. And clearly he wasn't happy about it. It appeared George didn't know who to be angrier at either, as his head swivelled between yourself and Arthur, opening his mouth slightly as if he were going to yell at one of you- before turning to face the other and give them a look of what the FUCK. 

The tension in the apartment was thick enough to cut with a knife, as the three of you all waited for the other to say something. Nobody wanted to speak though, as Arthur and yourself felt terrified whereas George was just appalled. 

It seemed Arthur seemed bold enough to break the atmosphere, opening his mouth cautiously with a hand outstretched as though he were trying to calm a particularly volatile animal.

"George-"

"YOU SHUT UP." George cut off Arthur with an angry outburst, Arthur shutting his mouth and looking to the floor instantly. George looked broken, clad in his white tee and pyjama bottoms, hands running through his hair whilst he shook his head. It would've been a funny sight, if not for the nervousness that shot through your body, from fingertips to the pits of your stomach, the confrontation so nightmarish you pinched your forearm behind your back just to check this wasn't some sick nightmare. "Get out, Arthur."

"What?" Arthur looked up and his head swivelled between George and yourself.

"Get the fuck out," George repeated, his eyes setting coldly on his friend. "Doors that way, genius."

Arthur gave you a prolonged look, almost asking if he was alright to go. Clearly he didn't want to leave you for an awkward conversation with George, and you were just as adamant. However you bit your tongue and swallowed your needs, slowly giving him a nod and encouraging him it was fine to go and that you'd be okay. George watched his every step as Arthur nodded back in response, leaving through the front in silence as you and your brother stared at his back.

As soon as the door shut behind him, George let out a great heave of a sigh, placing his head in his hands again and leaning back against one of the kitchen walls in sheer tiredness. Not only had he just woken up to see that, but he'd only had about fifteen seconds after waking up before he'd began yelling- and his head was pounding. He was physically and in every sense, exaughsted. 

"George..." You started slowly, wondering whether he was still volatile or ready for a civil conversation yet. You didn't want to aggravate him any more than he already was.

"Fuck, what is it?" He sighed and asked, looking up to meet your eyes.

"Is there anything..." You gulped. You didn't even know what to say. Was it worth an apology? Is this the situation where you ought to apologise; after kissing your brother's best friend? "I'm sorry, George."

That was met with a brief silence. George pulled his eyes away from yours, just thinking for a moment before relocating to one of the chairs in the living room. You followed and sat on your armchair opposite him, the two of you watching the fish tank in the corner as you just sat, mulling over everything in silence between one another.

"I can't believe what I've seen." George broke after a while. "I would've never expected for you to be leaving at midnights to go out, sneaking around with some guy... Especially Arthur."

"You noticed when we left at night?" You questioned, turning to face him. Clearly the Arthur and you hadn't been so sneaky after all.

"Well, it was just the last two nights I went into the kitchen and noticed the lights were on... I went to your room to check whether you had got yourself some snack and forgotten to switch the lights of or something, and you were just gone. Bed empty. Shoes gone from the corridor." He spoke softly. Not the empathetic type of softly, just the im trying to come to terms with this, softly. "First time I thought it was just that you'd gone to get something from the shops, second night I was a bit concerned... Then tonight I thought I heard something from outside and so I came to check you were alright or just ask where you kept going but... Jheez, that was a shock."

You let breath of laughter. "Sorry." You apologised for the second time. And for the second time, he didn't respond to say it's alright or don't worry about it.

"Why'd you go for Arthur?" He turned to look at you in the eyes. You didn't have eyes quite like George- yours were darker, not quite as striking, and you were always jealous of his- he always had a far more intense stare. And he definitely made you uncomfortable as you dug to the back of your head trying to think of why indeed you had been attracted to Arthur so much.

"I... don't know." You breathed, and took your turn to sigh. "You know I didn't do it to spite you or anything... I haven't got involved with your friends or anything just because you say not to... I don't know why Arthur was different. It's always just... different with Arthur."

"I tried so hard to try not to be toxic- you know- not say that you're forbidden from talking to my friends but also making sure you don't get too close. I try to keep them away from you because... Well, I don't know either. You deserve a separate life from mine, not entangling your life and relationship with my YouTube bullshit. I know you aren't interested in my life or any of that YouTube and media stuff."

You nodded and let out a hum of agreement because he was right. You didn't care for his friends or his YouTube stuff. 

"Fucking hell, ARTHUR of all people!" George shook his head, the disdain in his voice drawing a laugh from you, the atmosphere warming a bit as it turned from an awkward conversation moreso to a latenight talk with your brother. You'd done those a lot whilst growing up, but moved further apart as your occupations had you busier and busier. Times like this made you remember what it was like growing up with George though, and almost had you missing them a bit in your sleepy wistfulness. 

 "Well what's bloody wrong with him?" You grinned at George as he turned to roll his eyes and scoff.

"Oh I don't know, maybe his weird obsession with every animal that walks on the Earth? And you know he likes Star Trek, bloody STAR TREK!"

"George, you know I like Star Trek?"

"You told dad you'd punch yourself hard enough to knock yourself out if he ever tried to make you watch Star Trek."

"Well, turns out watching it with someone you like makes it a hell of a lot easier to get through-"

"Are you talking about Arthur?"

"Yeah-"

"Ew."

The two of you shared a laugh before sitting in a cosy silence once more, yourself rocking back on the armchair and looking happily at the angelfish in the corner. 

"You know, maybe Arthur wasn't the worst person you could've gone for." George spoke after a moment. His words surprised you (After all, he had been VERY anti-Arthur until then) and you snapped your head back to look to George and see whether he was just joking around.

"What?" 

"Well, he isn't the worst." George shrugged. "You know, I don't think he's the type to do anything... bad."

"No, he definitely isn't." You shook your head with a sweet smile. Just last week, after all, Arthur had driven out at around 2am to get you a ride back home since your bus had left and it was pouring with rain. You tried to refrain from thinking too much about how well Arthur's hoodie fit you, and how good of a kisser he was when the two of you were snogging in the backseat of his car. 

"It is a bit disappointing you've managed to get a boyfriend before me though..." George said, and you let out a snort at the thought that that was what bothered George most in this situation. "Not that I'm looking for a boyfriend- I'm quite desperate for a girlfriend, actually, but now that I'm saying that, if the opportunity came about-"

"Actually, now that you mention it- I don't think he is my boyfriend-"

George choked on air at the words, coughing and spluttering at your words, the shock making him choke in saliva. 

"You bloody what?"

"No, he isn't my boyfriend, I'm not his girlfriend either-"

"THEN WHAT THE BLOODY HELLARE YOU TWO?"

You jumped at George's exclamation, eyes wide as George's eyes were also wide- though not wide like yours. Your eyes were wide because you were freaked out that George had shouted unexpectedly- whereas George's gaze was laced with outrage, and yet under all that, concern, too. And that's when it dawned on you:

Oh shit, George thinks we're just friends with benefits or just fucking around...

"Nonono, not how you think it is-" You stretched a hand out to pause him and elaborate, feeling that warm atmosphere you'd set up now vaporising into thin air as a sense of awkwardness settled within the room once again. After all, it wasn't every day you had to explicitly define your relationship to someone you'd grown up with for a couple decades. "He... I... We...? We. We haven't really put a label on it...yet."

George nostrils unflared, sitting himself back into the cushiony seat and exhaling deeply as he closed his eyes to take his deep breath, looking much like a stressed father as he interlinked his hands and placed them atop his chest. "Right, well, don't scare me like that again."

"You don't scare me by yelling randomly," You grumbled, and George muttered an apology.

"Why haven't the two of you made it... made each other boyfriend-girlfriend, then?" George questioned, fiddling with his fingers, clearly still perturbed by the thought you could date at this point.

"I don't know...-"

"Don't know a lot, do you?

"Shut up, George, you don't tend to prepare answers for the event where your brother questions your every detail of your relationship."

"Yeah well... At least try and be more subtle next time. I don't wanna see either of you snogging. Ever."

"Did you say next time...? Like, next time as in... You're not about to tell me to break up or move out?"

"...Yes?"

"Like, you mean you somewhat support Arthur and I having something...?!"

"I wouldn't go that far," George tsked. "I... Well, it's not exactly the nineteen-hundred's where I have any rights to tell you who you can and can't date... And I suppose if he makes you happy then I'm... happy for you...?"

"Awhh, Geooorgee," You teased, with a babying voice, George rolling his eyes and hardening up in an instant.

"Shut up, you," He grumbled, kicking your fluffy socks with his sliders. "Do your thing and whatever just don't... You know, have a repeat of whatever the Hell I saw tonight."

"No promises." You grinned before raising your hands as George shot a deathstare at you. "Joking, obviously George, joke."

"Better be one." George grumbled, getting himself up from his seat and stretching his whole body before going lax, scratching the back of his neck and wandering off to his room. "Right, I'm off to bed, stop sneaking out at night and ruining your sleep just to go out with Arthur, just go out in the evening or at normal times for fuck's sake."

You let out a chuckle, happy with the outcome of the whole everything despite the confusion about how George had coped with everything tonight. 

"Yeah goodnight to you to."

You returned to your room a moment later (making sure to switch the lights off in the kitchen, this time) and picked up your phone from the bedside table to check why you had near twenty notifications from just one person. 

Arthur😻: U all good? Lmk how whatever happens goes  Sorry i left u in the mess Do u want me to come back? I can if u need or want me to Hey it' sbeen like 30 mins is everything good bbg?

Call me when ur done wanna make sure everythings okay n all

Missed call

Missed Call

sorry i got u into althat i shouldve known to j have left it in the first place

pls reply tf im acc getting worried

You exhaled a chuckle, burying your face in your pillow for a moment to muffle your laughter at Arthur's concern for you. Picking your head up with a goofy lil smile you typed your response in, sending it off and watching as it instantly popped up as seen within just a few seconds.

All good, George is acc surprisingly supportive you'd b surprised to know

Arthur😻: fym he's supportive????!!

Idk he was a bit iffy at first but liek He said we're okay to go out n allat as long as we dont yk, pda in front of him

Arthur😻: O shit Wait that's great  That's fine by me I didn't plan on kissing every time he walked by tbh  Wait holdon O shit He's j sent me a text "We're gna talk tmrw" he's said O shit.

Well well well Have fun with that Arthur

Arthur😻: Wdym have fun with that he's just sent me a fucking death threat 😭😭😭

Hmmm sounds like a u problem 😍 Might wanna catch ur beauty sleep tho bc that doesnt sound v fun

Arthur😻: I'd rather text u all night n deal w whatever happens tmrw when it comes

Cutie I'll see u tmrw Let's get dinner together

Arthur😻: Wow go on a genuine date u mean?

If ur down

Arthur😻: I'll pick u up at six, i know a place we can go

Say less bae ill b ready

Arthur😻: 💟💟💟

Much love ill c u tmrw then yh?

Arthur😻: ofc ml 

Night! 💟

Arthur😻: Gn lovely <;33

You placed your phone on your bedside table, rolling over under the duvet with a smile still on your face. Dinner planned with Arthur, everything fine with George, spending a night in your bed instead of galivanting outside with Arthur until 3am...

Everything seemed like it was going to be just fine.

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Lol shoutout to all the Antis who believed Clarke would forever remain celibate after L

That was never going to happen. The girl has needs. Right now, she’s craving intimacy and with Niylah she can get physical intimacy and it’s simple and uncomplicated. But is it satisfying? I don’t know. It helps her move forward. 

Oh. Well, there’s one good thing here. They put a different partner between L and eventual Bellamy. There’s a cushion there. Also, please remember, bisexuality is not a phase. 

Guess who is NOT a rebound? 

Mr Blake.

When they are ready.

Unfortunately, the world is ending and they are running out of time. 

Get a move on, Clarkey.

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Cricketer Alex Hepburn 23 to be sentenced for rape

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A cricket player was imprisoned for five years after being a woman raped in her sleep as part of a & # 39; sexual conquest competition with her roommate.

Former Worcestershire star, Alex Hepburn, 23, was found guilty of raping the woman after she had consensual sex with his teammate Joe Clarke in the early hours of April 1, 2017.

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Hepburn wrote in one message: & # 39; Need to understand that Hepperdawg is a horny c *** and without straightening my head, it just goes and makes things wrong. & # 39;

The sportsman told a new trial that the woman made eye contact with him and then kissed him, leading to a consensual sexual encounter of about 20 minutes.

But he was sentenced to five years behind bars and placed in the register of sex offenders for life.

Clarke and the victim had consensual sex before he fell into the bathroom after he was sick, the court heard.

Hepburn then took the opportunity to verbally rap the girl and used her as a disposable object.

The attack only came a few days after I had determined the rules of the competition to have sex with as many new partners as possible.

Australian-born Hepburn, an all-rounder who played for Worcestershire CCC, was found guilty of verbally raping the woman, but was acquitted of a second charge of vaginal rape.

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Hepburn is Judging Hepburn Judge Jim Tindal said: & # 39; I judge you based on the jury. & # 39;

& # 39; You thought you were God's gift to women. & # 39; You saw the victim as a child of flesh, not another person who had the right to respect. & # 39;

He added: & # 39; You probably thought it was a boyish behavior then. In reality it was filthy sexism.

& # 39; It demed women and trivialized rape – a word that you personally have slightly tossed around. Only now do you realize how serious rape is. "

His lawyer, Michelle Heeley QC, said his client had shown regret. The hepburn woman attacked described her ordeal as" evil & # 39; and a & # 39; gruesome crime & # 39;

Judge Tindal praised her for providing evidence through two trials, and added: & I hope she can finally look at her now

In a closing speech before the jury at the previous hearing, prosecutor Miranda Moore QC stated that Hepburn & # 39; s desperation to score in the WhatsApp game may have been caught up.

WhatsApp- Exchanges

Moore described WhatsApp messages sent by Hepburn – including one urgent cricketers who played & # 39; statgame & # 39; to rate sexual partners on ten – it & # 39; dehumanize & # 39; suggest that Alex Hepburn had sex with 60 women during a vori ge & # 39; game & # 39; not

Joe Clarke as a & # 39; pair of tens & # 39; those & # 39; models should strike & # 39; was also declared inadmissible.

In the message written to Clarke at the start of the 2017 season, Hepburn added: & # 39; pity there are no f *** ing models in Worcester. When we get there, we hit them. & # 39;

A post written by Hepburn said: & # 39; Hello, last night was my 60th. Do you want 80 by the end of Worcs. & # 39;

Meanwhile, Clarke replied: & I think I am about 75. I want 20 more this summer. Difficult questions, but we think we have it in ourselves. & # 39;

Several shocking texts written by Hepburn came to light after the trial, and Hepburn, who calls himself the nickname & # 39; heperdawg & # 39; wrote the following message to former teammate Joe Clarke: & # 39; The Birds Always You raped them & # 39;

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On another occasion, towards the start of the 2017 cricket season, Hepburn writes: & # 39; Too bad there are no f *** ing models in Worcester, when there is a whistle In another message that was not heard by the jury, Hepburn boasted: & # 39; Must understand that Hepperdawg is a horny c *** and without keeping my head straight and just rogue is going to do & # 39;

The messages

Other messages sent by Hepburn read & # 39; He said he wasn't a good man, it feels like there's a population of 150 birds is in Worcester and we have pumped them all up and blind and then brought them back to ours.

Hepburn wrote: & # 39; He is the author of this book, he is the author of this book. Clarkey, you only won last year because hepperdawg gave you three balls. & # 39;

Follow-up messages d were sent by Hepburn, stated: & # 39; Always dragged the birds back. You rap them. & # 39;

Mr. Clarke replied: & # 39; I won with more than two three balls with which I entered. & # 39;

That exchange was explained by Hepburn in court as being & # 39; light & # 39;

In another receptive message posted a day before the night when the rape was alleged to have taken place, Hepburn told his

In a series of messages on the same day, Mr. Clarke spoke about sleeping places for the upcoming weekend in the flat I shared with Hepburn

Mr. Clarke wrote: & # 39; If we don't chop (having sex with a woman) and you in bed and (other male friends) on my mattress. & # 39;

In a series of messages sent within two minutes, Mr. Clarke added: "Probably it will chop … So we'll just chop on your bed like the good old days!" & # 39;

Clarke later described the messages to jury members as & # 39; light-hearted & # 39; chat.

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Mrs. Street is currently studying graphic design.

The former cricket player looked up with Lucy Street every day as he went in to be tried. Nottingham Trent University in the East Midlands.

She and the sportsman are portrayed in loving hugs on her Facebook profile, with vacation snapshots of those lounging in the sun in a swimming pool. months and Mrs. Street was spotted while supporting her boyfriend every day from his trial.

They were shown together when he was at the Hereford Crown in April Court had to be sentenced.

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Top 10 Richest Cricketers In The World in 2018

Today's modern world, there are a lot of the sports activities throughout the globe. Cricket is a tremendously famous throughout the world. Among all the sports, cricket is the highest paid popular sport. The cricketers are the superstar of many individuals. There is very much craze about cricket sport all over the world. Cricket is performed and watched in many of the regions of the planet. Cricket is the sport has developed into very well-famous and properly within the nations like India, Australia, England, West Indies, Sri Lanka, Pakistan and more. Here, we are presenting the Top 10 richest cricketers in the world in 2018.

1. MS Dhoni

Ms Dhoni is the well-known and one of the richest cricketers in the world in 2018. Mahendra Singh Dhoni is professionally known as MS Dhoni was born on 7 July 1981 in Ranchi, Bihar(Jharkhand), India. Mahi, MSD, Captain Cool are the nickname for him. MS Dhoni is a renowned personality in the field of Cricket. He is an Indian international cricketer who captained the Indian national team. He plays a role right-handed middle-order batsman and wicket-keeper he is widely regarded as one of the greatest finishers in limited-overs cricket. Dhoni became aspirants for who want to become cricketers. He born to Hindu-Rajput family. Initially, he played a badminton and a football but after that, he began a career in the cricket. Jayanti Gupta is the sister and Narendra Singh Dhoni is the brother of MS Dhoni.  MS Dhoni secures the 1st position on the list. The net worth of MS Dhoni is $115 million.

2. Virat Kohli

Virat Kohli is the legendary player was born on 15 November 1988 in Delhi, India. The nicknames of Virat are Cheeku, Chase Master and Run Machine. He is an Indian international cricketer and an elegant batsman who presently captains the India national team. A right-handed batsman, often considered as one of the best batsmen in the world. Virat Kohli is one of the most valuable athlete brands by Forbes. He is also one of the richest cricketers in the world. He was born into a Punjabi Khatri family. He is the son of Prem Kohli who worked as a criminal lawyer and his mother Saroj Kohli is a housewife. He is married to Bollywood actress Anushka Sharma on 11 December 2017. Virat Kohli is on the 2nd rank on the list. The net worth of Virat Kohli is $80 million.

3. Yuvraj Singh

Yuvraj Singh is an Indian International Cricketer in Indian National Cricket team. He is also one if the best or richest cricketer in the world. An all-rounder who bats left-handed in the middle order and bowls slow left-arm orthodox was born on 12 December 1981 in Chandigarh, India. Yuvraj was born to a Sikh family. 'Yuvi' is the nice nickname of Yuvraj Singh. He is the son of Yograj Singh who is a former Indian fast bowler and Punjabi actor. Yuvraj is the youngest Indian cricketer who has marvellous and charming personality. Since October 2000, Yuvraj has been a member of the Indian cricket team in ODIs. He was a vice-caption in ODI team of India in between 2007-2008. He has at number 3rd number in the list of top 10 richest cricketers in the world. The net worth of Yuvraj Singh is $44 million.

4. Shane Watson

Shane Robert Watson is professionally known as Sahne Watson was born on 17 June 1981 in Ipswich, Queensland, Australia. He is the former Australian Cricketer and a former captain, who played all formats of the game. Shane Watson played as a right-handed batsman and a right-handed fast-medium swing bowler. He is also known by his nickname 'Watto'. He is a top category batsman and bowler in Australia. He is an international level of player and is well identified in the world for his fabulous gaming performances. Shane Watson secures the 4th position on the list of top 10 Richest cricketers in the world. The annual income of Yuvraj Singh is $36 million.

5. Virendra Sehwag

Virendra Sehwag is a famous name in the field of cricket, especially in India. He is former cricketer was born on 20 October 1978 in Najafgarh, Delhi. At present, he is 39 years old. He is recognized by the nicknames Viru, Nawab of Najafgarh, Sultan of Multan. He is an awesome batsman who has the ability to hit very long. Sehwag is very amazing and adorable player who played with very high strike speed. He is well-known for his potency and his better performance. He is a destructive player among all Indian all cricketers. In 2008, honoured as the Wisden Leading Cricketer in the World for his performance. He has at number 5th number in the list of top 10 richest cricketers in the world. Presently, the yearly revenue of Virendra Sehwag is about $35 million.

6. Shahid Afridi

The born name of Sahibzada Mohammad Shahid Khan Afridi is Shahid Afridi. Shahid Afridi is a former Pakistani cricketer and former captain of the Pakistan national cricket team. He is additionally recognized by his nickname Boom Boom, Lala. He is a successful All-rounder cricketer was born on 1 March 1980 in Khyber, Federally Administered Tribal Areas, Pakistan. He is one of the best players of all times. He has great potential which helps him to hit long shots. Shahid Afridi is one of the richest cricketers in the world. Shahid Afridi secures the 6th position on the list of top 10 Richest cricketers in the world. The net worth of Shahid Afridi is $35 million.

7. Gautam Gambhir

Gautam Gambhir is a popular Indian cricketer, who played all formats of the game was born on 14 October 1981 in New Delhi, India. He was also known by his nickname is 'Gauti'. Gautam Gambhir is one of the richest cricketer in the world. He is the son of Deepak Gambhir who is a bussinessman and Seema Gambhir who is homemaker. He is populary known for his quiet, serene and calm nature. He had also played a role of Captain of Kolkata Knight Riders in the Indian premier League. In 2003, he made his One Day International (ODI) debut against Bangladesh. He obtained his school education from Modern School, New Delhi and graduated from Hindu College, University of Delhi. Gambhir has at number 7th number in the list of top 10 richest cricketers on the globe. At present, the yearly revenue of Gautam Gambhir is about $24 million.

8. Michael Clarke

The born name of Michael Clarke is Michael John Clarke was born on 2 April 1981 in Liverpool, New South Wales, Australia. Michael Clarke is a former Australian international cricketer and former captain of Australia, who played all patterns of the game. He is identified by his nickname Pup, Clarkey. Clarke is a former batsman and also perform as a vice-captain. An all-rounder who bats right-handed in the middle order and bowls slow left-arm orthodox. Michael Clarke secures the 8th position on the list of top 10 Richest cricketers on the planet. The net worth of Michael Clarke is $18 million.

9. Chris Gayle

Christopher Henry Gayle is recognized professionally as Chris Gayle was born on 21 September 1979 in Kingston, Jamaica. He is a Jamaican cricketer who plays international cricket for the West Indies. He is also one of the richest cricketers in the world. A left-handed batsman, considered one of the greatest batsmen in limited-overs cricket. Chris Gayle has more than one nickname such as Gayle-Force, Gayle-Storm, World Boss, Universe Boss, Dark N' Stormy, Master Storm, Master Blaster, Sixer, Spartan, Six Machine. He has at number 9th number in the list of top 10 richest cricketers in the world. Currently, the yearly revenue of Chris Gayle is about $18 million.

10. AB De Villiers

Abraham Benjamin de Villiers, generally known as AB De Villiers was born on 17 February 1984 in Pretoria, South Africa. AB De Villiers is a South African international cricketer and Wicket keeper who holds many batting records, including the world's fastest ODI 50, 100 and 150, the fastest Test century by a South African. He is also identified by his nickname ABD, Mr. 360. De Villiers played as a right-handed batsman and a right-armed medium swing bowler. AB de Villiers secures the 10th position on the list of top 10 Richest cricketers in the world. Presently, the yearly revenue of AB De Villiers is about $16 million.