#mrlimpy

[snakesnakesnaaaaaaake]

I haven't lived since the adrenaline of my Mr. Limpy starting to fall out of my pants

[flavoredtyler-blog]

Ordered my packer today

I had to get my dad’s approval and it was pretty awkward but he said yes! I ordered a Mr. Limpy standard packer and i’m going to modify it so it will be an stp too. I’m so excited!

[getyourjoey-blog]

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[lukereviewsftm-blog]

Mr Limpy review

Mr Limpy (3.5") became my first ever soft packer about two weeks ago. I'm not sure if that's enough time to decide whether I'm in love with it or purely despise it. There are a lot of pros and cons to this that I haven't seen many people talk about. That or it's just me who's experiencing this. 

Well, let's get into it.

Okay first of all the packaging and it's realistic-ness. The packaging was of course discreet (from ftmesstentials). Came within 2-3 days I think, don't recall but it wasn't long. There's nothing to worry about with the packaging to say the least. In terms of how it looks, man, this thing is super detailed. It has the peehole too, which I don't see too often in soft packers. The detail on this thing is so far the best I've seen. Y'know aside from the lousy 3 colors you get to pick from, pink (and i mean pink), vanilla (which I chose because I thought I was lighter than I am but I was wrong), and caramel (probably thinking I should've picked this even though it was a few shades darker than my skin). But whatever, when did packers ever come in your original skin color anyways? Yeap, there's no shading on this one my dears. So the color wasn't too realistic, but at least it looks nice.

So overall for packaging and looks? I give it a 9/10.

Moving onto how this guy actually feels in my underwear. I honestly feel like I'll be complaining throughout the rest of this review. Let's just cut to the chase, I think it's safe to say that it felt uncomfortable the first few days. This one takes a bit of getting used to. (I'm not sure if that's just me, I haven't heard this problem with anyone else but yknow, everyone's different and I'm speaking from my brutally honest experience and perspective). Well, I found my hand in my underwear every few minutes or so. Some of you might think I'm wearing underwear that's unfit to pack with. That might be the case, but I wear super tight boxer briefs from H&M (if y'all shop there y'all would know that these underwear don't have the peehole in them. And in that aspect, I find H&M underwear to be more superior than the tommy ones that I own). So I don't necessarily think the problem lies in my underwear, cause these boys are tight enough to make it look like I actually have some ass. lmao tmi. Anyways the problem with this guy is, like everyone says, he's ballsy! Too ballsy. The size of the shaft and all is beautiful, wonderful. But damn the balls are wayyyy too huge for the rest of the packer. This thing is like 60% balls honestly. And that's where the problem lies dormant. 

First of all, in jeans. In jeans and shorts that aren't basketball or any type of flowy shorts, this guy is wonderful. Wonderful until I walk out of the car and into Target where the packer itself has managed to turn completely sideways! I've heard one other person talk about this problem with this specific packer before. But then again, I find my hand in my underwear trying to fixate it to one spot. It works like that, like a cycle for the rest of the day. I give it around 30 mins until I feel like I really have to fix it.

But those are in jeans. Shorts and sweats are a different story. In sweats they make an obvious bulge, again because this guy is super ballsy. Everytime I'm lounging at home or with my girl in sweats or basketball shorts, It always looks like I'm up for action. Literally. I'm still sorta having this problem. Again, it takes some getting used to. And it always depends on you and what's comfortable to you. So far I think I'm getting the hang of it, finding the correct and most comfortable position anyways. But it's only been two weeks time for me, and I'm sure that's nothing compared to the 17 years I've lived without a penis. So of course it's going to take a lot of time to get used to it. Don't get frustrated and think that this packer is terrible, I mean it might be for you, but give it some time and don't give up on him. It's all trial and error. Trial and error.

So in terms of comfortableness? 6/10 mates. For now anyways.

This is just the etc. portion of this review. This guy tends to emit an odor. I mean what wouldn't after being all up against your sweaty junk all day? No surprise. But this guy's odor is strong, for me anyways. (A little embarrassing yeah, but I'm not the only one with this problem from what I've seen.) My previous body wash didn't serve well in masking the smell. The one I have now definitely does a spectacular job with it. So yknow, I recommend trying out different soaps and stuff for your packer. I just wash it in the shower with me so, I'm not sure what temperature it's best to wash it in. This guy also gets real sticky afterwards, so yknow dusting it off with the powder stuff or cornstarch should work, but personally I skip this step. (Not sure if that's a good idea or not, haven't exactly done my research on that.) I think the stickiness allows it to stay in place more than when it's not. Remember, washing and caring for your packer is important and vital to it's health and longevity!

More stuff here:

I have taken this to the pool and to the hot tub. So if you wanna know how that went, keep on reading.

I was worried about the pool because of chlorine, although I've heard it's perfectly fine for the beach's salt water. Someone said it was perfectly fine in the pool so I went in with it. I wore regular swimming trunks, ones with the net in it. I also didn't wear underwear because I totally forgot to pack some (the pool was at my friend's place). Luckily for me the net in the trunks were elastic, sorta like a hair tie but not that tight. Tight enough to keep my junior in place while I swam around. I stayed in the pool for about an hour, occasionally getting out of the water. It handled just fine. Personally it really helped with dysphoria when swimming. Because the bulge was there to show that I'm just a male swimming with a shirt on.

10/10 in the pool.

The hot tub, I was a little hesitant with. Because I've read the you shouldn't boil this dude. Probably because it'll melt into a pile of goo. But you know, I went in anyways. Maybe around 30 mins in total? The packer was totally fine despite the hot tub serving its purpose, being hot. I don't suggest sticking around for more than an hour though, but what do I know?

8/10 for the hot tub!

 I hope this was helpful! I don't regret buying it though. A good first time packer, good for the price too. I know finding your first packer is hard, but tbh you won't know whether you like it or not until you actually buy it! Good luck.

If you have any questions please ask.

[awkward-outsider]

After saving some money, and wanted a packer for ages, i found this awesome deal by @rodeohs for a pair of packing briefs and a free Mr. Limpy, i opted for the small, and so far i like it! Im more a boxer person and will probably gets some in the future or a packing pouch by @getyourjoey . I'll probably write a review on the underwear and packer, once i wear it for a bit. ✌🤙🖖 #ftm #ftmnonbinry #transitioning #transmasculine #transpride #rodeohs #mrlimpy #packingunderwear #packing #packer #getyourjoey #hehimhis #theythem

[tjthejoyful-blog]

Tools of the trade 🍆 👁👁 being a dick in college . . . . #packer #print #printmaking #stp #ftm #ftmpacker #ftmuk #transman #transguy #ukprintmakers #makersmovement #lgbt #mrlimpy

[flavoredtyler-blog]

Getting a stp!!!

I’m so fucking excited! I’m going to order a Mr Limpy packer and modify it so I can use it as an stp! I’m SO ready to not feel dysphoric using the bathroom!  😄

Here’s the link in case you want to order one for yourself! It’s very cheap and I personally think it looks really good, especially for being so cheap.

https://www.ftmessentials.com/products/classic-packy?variant=218148060

 If you want to turn it into an stp like I am, here’s another link on how to make it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5P0D4OXpc

Or (This one is a little less comfortable but it still works!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPtMtmYOH4w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXAd0fwj_pc

[thick-thighs-starry-eyes]

MY PACKER IS HERE!

[cyborgtitsandmisfits]

AYYYYY my dick aka Mr Limpy 5.5' Finally figured out how to dress it so it doesnt look like a stiffy and im happy! I dont own a harness so im keeping it secure with sports tights. It feels good knowing its there, i cant wait for my freetom rogue.

[imnotswitlish-blog]

#mrlimpy #packerreview over at #MyNameIsDom #youtube #ihitmyselfinthefacewithmypacker #badhairday

[anothergaystoner]

Finally got a packer!!! Fuck yeah!!!!

[transboys]

FTM Fitness World FEBRUARY GIVEAWAY

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[anothergaystoner]

I fail

so I accidently sent my packer to a non existent address if anyone knows of a way to fix this please let me know (everything on the address is right but the house number) ... I fucking hate dyslexia. it got shipped out yesterday I already emailed the company three times can anyone out there help me?