cyborgtitsandmisfits

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*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

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“One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is to pretend you care about them more than you really do.”

— Douglas Coupland (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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Otter teaches human how to pet him.

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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

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do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

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‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

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You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

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When Carol said “I have nothing to prove to you” to the man who lied to her and manipulated her for six years:

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heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

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We all know one day at a time is great for it’s gay and nerdy references that only other gays would understand but how has no one noticed Elena being a typical gay and instantly finding a way to avoid her feet touching the floor while sitting down? 

If this show doesn’t just define gay culture I don’t know what does?!

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DONT LET THIS SHOW GET CANCELED PEOPLE

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this is everything I want in a relationship

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I think a tattoo would make me feel better

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A girl who is in control during sex is my fucking weakness. Like fuck undress me, tease the shit out of me, pin me against the wall, hold my arms, sit on my lap, bite my neck, kiss me hard. Those kind of shit

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