#mr. wrench

[cannibal-nightmares]

drew my boyfriend and i as my two favourite hitmen to a powerdisco song because my god i can

[thegreatsylvando]

And the LORD spake unto Moses, "Say unto Aaron, 'Take thy rod, and stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Egypt, upon their streams, upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and upon all their pools of water, that they may become blood; and that there may be blood throughout all the land of Egypt, both in vessels of wood, and in vessels of stone'." And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that were in the river were turned to blood. —Exodus 7:19-20

[jeanstapleton]

s3 post-finale headcanons (spoilers)

dead nikki ending:

gloria comes out as a lesbian

winnie comes out as bi & leaves her husband for gloria (gee nathan how come your mom lets you have four parents)

nikki & ray are reincarnated as kittens & the burgles adopt them

alive nikki ending:

nikki does get shot, but gloria helps her fake her death

nikki escapes with wrench, who sets out to find hanzee

the three of them use the money to travel the world & live off the grid

they have a tearful reunion in which wrench let's him know numbers is dead; they hold a makeshift funeral for him

hanzee used the plastic surgeons to get top surgery & then bailed

gloria & winnie are still married

[anadapta]

A series of unfortunate events Bonus:

[the-holy-ghosted]

his cheer squad

[celestial-raposa]

farGO to the polls

[subsequentibis]

red string of fate, or, this good luck charm hanging off of my arm was left here by the police

[berryholy]

One of my favorite things about the hei xiazi actors is that they all absolutely nail a key part of his character. Liu Yuning nails the height, Ji Chen nails the off-putting vibes, and Chen Chuhe nails the big fat juicy squeezable badonkahonkas

[werewolfnoir]

yeah, we turned your bickering hitmen into ouppy doggie and kitty cat. yeah. it's irreversible. sorry.

[longingquiet]

❛ I’M NOT LOOKING AT YOU. I’M NOT LOOKING AT YOU! ❜

Mr Numbers and Mr Wrench — Fargo, FX

[cannibal-nightmares]

wrench's turtleneck, send tweet

[capricioussun]

Fun harmless tumblr quiz abt icons has caused some bizarre introspection. We know Papyrus thinks Mettaton is sexy but not to what extent. Is it his personality? Does he have a thing for robots specifically? Is he attracted to Mettaton or does he just find him sexy? Basically would Papyrus Undertale think the animatronics from fnaf are hot. That's where this is going

[jeanstapleton]

[anadapta]

tell him his tie looks hideous 🖼️ Prints   💎 Commissions  🔴  Website   ☕  Kofi   

[the-holy-ghosted]

Fargo, s1 ep6 // Fragile - Sting // Fargo, s3 ep10

[lazyblogposter]

I want Jaw Bones in Vinewrestle and I want him to go up against Mr. Bones. Only the best skeleton can win