berryholy
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berryholy · 7 hours ago
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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berryholy · 7 hours ago
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My average writing experience:
"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"
*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*
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berryholy · 7 hours ago
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bingo
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berryholy · 12 hours ago
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was born with a special elf disease that makes me like elves forever
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berryholy · 19 hours ago
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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.
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berryholy · 19 hours ago
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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
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berryholy · 19 hours ago
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BATTLE OF THE WRITERS | EP. 9
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berryholy · 1 day ago
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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness
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berryholy · 1 day ago
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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
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berryholy · 1 day ago
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I love podcasts bc on episode 1 you can't tell the characters apart but by episode 20 you can recognize their breathing
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berryholy · 1 day ago
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I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.
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berryholy · 2 days ago
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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berryholy · 2 days ago
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berryholy · 2 days ago
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If a felon is president, every felon needs to be able to vote immediately from this moment forward
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berryholy · 2 days ago
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Did you guys know there's nothing inherently wrong with selfish thoughts and desires and there's no such thing as thought crimes or thought sins and a balanced amount of selfishness is healthy and adaptive for living things to have and it's fine to act selfishly as long as you don't harm others
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berryholy · 2 days ago
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“You’re romanticizing it!”
No, actually, I’m sexualizing it. Thanks.
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berryholy · 2 days ago
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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