#Mr. Wrench

[cannibal-nightmares]

drew my boyfriend and i as my two favourite hitmen to a powerdisco song because my god i can

[recolourrhys]

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*shows up 10 years late and trips, and dozens of pictures of hitmen husbands spill out of my pockets*

[thegreatsylvando]

And the LORD spake unto Moses, "Say unto Aaron, 'Take thy rod, and stretch out thine hand upon the waters of Egypt, upon their streams, upon their rivers, and upon their ponds, and upon all their pools of water, that they may become blood; and that there may be blood throughout all the land of Egypt, both in vessels of wood, and in vessels of stone'." And Moses and Aaron did so, as the LORD commanded; and he lifted up the rod, and smote the waters that were in the river, in the sight of Pharaoh, and in the sight of his servants; and all the waters that were in the river were turned to blood. —Exodus 7:19-20

[jeanstapleton]

s3 post-finale headcanons (spoilers)

dead nikki ending:

gloria comes out as a lesbian

winnie comes out as bi & leaves her husband for gloria (gee nathan how come your mom lets you have four parents)

nikki & ray are reincarnated as kittens & the burgles adopt them

alive nikki ending:

nikki does get shot, but gloria helps her fake her death

nikki escapes with wrench, who sets out to find hanzee

the three of them use the money to travel the world & live off the grid

they have a tearful reunion in which wrench let's him know numbers is dead; they hold a makeshift funeral for him

hanzee used the plastic surgeons to get top surgery & then bailed

gloria & winnie are still married

[a-reader-and-a-writer]

I'm about to head to work, but I was curious.... who are your 10 favorite characters & your 10 favorite tv shows?

Thanks so much for the ask, anon! 🥰 I am absolutely TERRIBLE at picking favorites and if you look through my blog, you can probably guess a lot of my favs. So if you don't mind, I'm going to do 10 characters and 10 shows that I really love and think are underrated or never mention.

And I hope you have a great day at work and everything goes smoothly! 💖

10 characters:

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

2. Johnny Jacobi (Killjoys)

3. Rory Williams (Doctor Who)

4. Topher Brink (Dollhouse)

5. Lenny Busker (Legion)

6. Yasper Lennov (The Afterparty)

7. Frenchie (The Boys)

8. Mr. Wrench (Fargo)

9. Piper Halliwell (Charmed)

10. And the entire cast of Ted Lasso because you can't just single one of them out

10 shows:

Galavant

2. Blood Drive

3. Fargo (especially the first two seasons)

4. Community

5. Seinfeld

6. Smash

7. Arrested Development

8. Schitt's Creek

9. Avatar the Last Airbender

10. Sirens

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

[snuffysbox]

The Swango + Wrench team-up in season 3 of Fargo altered my brain chemistry, I think.

[anadapta]

A series of unfortunate events Bonus:

[the-holy-ghosted]

his cheer squad

[cannibal-nightmares]

wrench's turtleneck, send tweet

[celestial-raposa]

farGO to the polls

[berryholy]

One of my favorite things about the hei xiazi actors is that they all absolutely nail a key part of his character. Liu Yuning nails the height, Ji Chen nails the off-putting vibes, and Chen Chuhe nails the big fat juicy squeezable badonkahonkas

[jeanstapleton]

[longingquiet]

❛ I’M NOT LOOKING AT YOU. I’M NOT LOOKING AT YOU! ❜

Mr Numbers and Mr Wrench — Fargo, FX

[werewolfnoir]

yeah, we turned your bickering hitmen into ouppy doggie and kitty cat. yeah. it's irreversible. sorry.

[capricioussun]

Fun harmless tumblr quiz abt icons has caused some bizarre introspection. We know Papyrus thinks Mettaton is sexy but not to what extent. Is it his personality? Does he have a thing for robots specifically? Is he attracted to Mettaton or does he just find him sexy? Basically would Papyrus Undertale think the animatronics from fnaf are hot. That's where this is going