#mr. houser

[darel3ne]

Made a lil something over the weekend and yes, that’s my design for Doug in the past. HE’S SO… HE’S SO…. HE’S SO HAAAAWWTTTTT-

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Some of Doug's alt AIs for Deceptive Reality

P2

[goryhorroor]

in the silent era of horror, the word "horror" began to be used as a generic signation, and more often instead used was the words "weird" and "mythical and mysterious." this is a time when adaptions were so rapidly made like frankenstein and edgar allan poe's works dominated this era. horror as a genre wasn't specifically "created" or the word wasn't used until dracula in the 1930s.

[xxdemonlesixx]

When Substitute pronounces your name wrong.

Miss Miller : Good morning, everyone. My name is Miss Miller, and I'm gonna be your son for today because Mrs Lora is sick.

Ron : Doug, I love your hair. It looks different.

Doug : Yeah, I straightened it. (Chew the gum.)

Miss Miller : Spit that gum out. I don't think she allows it.

Doug : Yeah, she does allows it.

Miss Miller : Taking attendance. Is Castle here?

Abbie : Who's that?

Ron : Castle? That's an Building.

Miss Miller : No, Castle?

Cassie : You mean Cassie. That's me. What the fuck?

Miss Miller : Okay, it's Micky over here.

Michael : It's Michael. Not Micky mous-

Miss Miller : Sorry. Dog.

Doug : What did she say?

Miss Miller : Dog?

Doug : It's Doug.

Miss Miller : Why is your name Dog here if your name is Doug?

Doug : It's pronounced Doug. That's like the easiest name in the world.

Miss Miller : Is Lina here.

Cassie : Did she say she's Lina from dress to impress?

Lana : You mean Lana?

Miss Miller : Thank you, Mr Buzz.

Mr Puzzles : Ma'am. It's Mr Puzzles.

Miss Miller : Okay. What about you, Nappy kitty?

Lana : (looks at N.) Is that you?

N : No. They look like a Nappy kitty to you?

Catnap : Miss Miler? It's Catnap.

Miss Miller : My name is Miss Miller.

Catnap : Oops. Bitch,

Miss Miller : get out. Nom? Are you here?

N : It’s N shi-.

Miss Miller : Alex?

Alice angel : She just call me Alex, here.

Miss Miller : Air mars?

Armaros : It's Armaros, bro.

Miss Miller : I'm not your bro. You know what? Stop grabbing that sign up here. HOW BOUT THAT.

[sir-maxwell1]

I have an AU where Tammy's soul ended up in Puppet King's dimension, and he decided to take care of her and be the father Doug never was.

[emperorundying]

💀The Locked Tomb Dashboard Simulator Part 4💀

🤐 necromancer-confessions

Anonymous asked:

i'm a third house non magic user and i've started hanging out with more necros lately and... i think i didnt realize how much of hanging out consisted of talking about the eroticism of the flesh !! and i dont want to judge them but u hear the words 'viscera' 'adipose' and 'sounding' in the same sentence one too many times and u kinda wonder why yr there as someone who cannot manipulate nerves :( ig im just feeling kind of left out

#anon this is totally regular for necros esp 3rd housers #if they dont understand that you feel left out, maybe have one use their necromancy on you? #there are many ways to assemble a skeleton

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bc these have been going around :3

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💀 6ske-le-un9 Follow

#SOOOO SICK OF SPIRIT MAGICIANS IN MY INBOX ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW BONES BETTER THAN ME #get boned bitch grrrrrr

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this edible aint shit

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why is the seventh saint to serve the emperor undying under my bed.

💎 saintofawe ☑️

Again with the insaneposting? How unfortunate, Harry, I thought we were past this.

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V important thread!!!

Idc how much anon hate i get 4 this, we need 2 be able to appreciate the loving hand that guidez us💗

#sick 2 my stomach seeing all of these posts against the necrolord prime without knowing the context of the beautiful things he's done for us :((((((( #mr undying i am yr biggest fan u deserve better than this....

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if one more person unprompted asks me for blood pics again i swear to the bones above i will stab myself or smth

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stabbing pics queen?

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[pumpkinsy0]

okay i raise you this for the pony in the ER hcs, I bet curly pulled some shit that landed pony in there so.... maybe some hcs for that? and for soda and darry finding out?

this mf pony been in the er 3 different times at least he needs to wear a helmet and b wrapped in bubble wrap

•it was def a head injury like a concussion or somethin at it was when pony was 13 and curly was 14, they didnt know each other THAT much, but enough to hang out a lil here n there

•darry and soda r sooooo hesitant to leave them alone so usually they dont go wandering off and just stay at ponys house in the front garden w darry or soda watching over

•listen, curlys a rough houser at heart and pony has no issue w that, he practically lives w the gang after all, but the problem is curly does tooooo much, even ponys parents see that and tries leading them away from fighting but curly keeps on egging pony on

•its either curly pushed pony against a wall too hard or he picked him up and dropped him but either way pony hit his head HARD, u cpuld hear a huge thump and next think u know ponys on the ground and curlys trynna tap him up

•soda came running and pushed curly out the way cause “youve done enough”, and so curlys just standing there while everyones coming in asking whats going on, literally like dis “🧍🏿”

•ANYWHOOOOO mr curtis drive curly home while everyone else drove to the hospital out of worry, really all pony needed was ice, but he seemed a lil too out of it for their liking so they took him there, and to comfort him soda was rubbing ponys head to try and sooth whatever pain he was feeling

•aint nobody in that er was worried about pony, he didnt LOOK that bad so he just wasnt a priority, despite soda and ponys mom arguin w the staff, hell even pony said he was doin fine but theyyyy werent listening to the ramble of someone whos head basically vibrated when it came into contact w the wall/floor

•darrys played football for a good long while ikkkkk hes had some pretty bad head injuries and he knows how scary that could b so hes just trying to comfort pony and looking for signs of it getting worse, he was sure it wouldnt but look u can never b too sure

•they stayed their asses in that er for a few hours all for the doctor to give him pain killers and tell him to not do anything too physically taxing for a few days and now the curtis’ in debt w a hospital bill🙄🙄

•years later and ponys STILL a lil scared to rough house w curly, when he does he gets flashbacks to those days and tries not to let it go on for too long

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Attention, Macabre Mart Shoppers!

Celebrating the í̸̼̀n̸̈́̍͝ͅe̴̡͊v̵̅̆͝��ḯ̶̛̳̣̬͐t̷̙̄̽́ą̴̫̈́́̍b̶̮̝͚͛͝l̷̦̏ę̸̤͝͝ deaths of employees cannot be satisfying without celebrating their existences on their mortal plane as well. Today, we celebrate the birthday of one of our most beloved employees, Michael Afton.

When asked what he wanted for his birthday, Mr. Afton responded with: "A whole day to do whatever I want to this hellplace of a store, a brand new Keurig, a pay raise, and permission to shave Doug's eyebrows so his costume is more accurate"

Better start running, Mr. Houser...

[writercole]

Goodnight Kiss

Summary: Rhett finally has the time to take his girl out on a date. Words: 470ish Warnings: Fluff, implied sex. A/N: For my A-Z challenge. Letter 'G' based on "Goodnight Kiss" by Randy Houser :)

I hated fall. Everything needed to be prepped for the winter and that took up twice as much time, cutting into the already limited time I had with my girlfriend. But finally, we had a good day of nothing going wrong and I was able to call her up and take her out.

I helped her into the front seat of my truck and hurried around to the driver's side. I thought my heart was going to beat out of my chest between the excitement and the way she looked tonight. 

“What have you got planned for us tonight, Rhett?”

“You're just going to have to guess.”

“Are we going to the County Line?”

“Girl, we do that all the time. I got something different in mind.”

“Oh.”

“What's wrong?”

“I already told Kate and Becca we'd meet them there.”

“If you'd like, I'll call them and tell them no. I finally got you to myself for the night and, while I like your friends, I don't wanna share.”

“Hmm, Mr. Abbott, are you insinuating that you want me alone?”

“Oh, darlin, I ain't insinuating. I'm outright saying it.”

She giggled and it felt like everything would be perfect. It was a nice change of pace from the dread that normally sat in my chest.

I turned down a dirt road and saw her head tilt out of the corner of my eye. A smirk crossed my face; she had no clue what I had planned. 

I navigated the truck through a cattle guard and into the middle of a field. The confusion on her face delighted me. My intention was to surprise her and it seemed that I had succeeded. 

I extended my hand to her after opening her door.

“Rhett, what is this?”

“Well, you like to look at the stars so…” I trailed off as I lowered the tailgate to reveal a pile of thick blankets and pillows covering the bed. “I thought we could just spend the night together looking at the stars.”

The love and adoration in her eyes spread warmth through my chest and I smiled softly as I extended my hand to help her into the bed of the truck. We settled into the soft pile of blankets and she laid her head on my chest. I hoped that she couldn’t hear my heart pounding beneath her ear. Even over a year later, she still had that effect on me.

Her head tipped up towards my face and I looked down at her. “What’s going on in your head, pretty girl?”

“How about we start with a goodnight kiss tonight?”

“Are you insinuating that you want to sleep with me here in the bed of my truck?”

“Oh, Mr. Abbott,” she giggled as she climbed on top of me, “I ain’t insinuating.”

[libbee]

TABLE OF CONTENTS

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About me: Libbee is dedicated to occult, mysticism, depth psychology and other interests. It is my hobby. If you are facing any mental health issue or emotional crisis, please consult someone you trust in real life or a professional. 🌱Libbee is Vegan for the Animals.

ASTRO OBSERVATIONS

🐟 Taurus ascendant/ 2nd house/ Taurus sun/moon/venus/mercury placements | 🐟 Aries ascendant/ 1st house/ Aries sun/moon/mercury/venus placements | 🐟Astro observations (October 2022: part 2) | 🐟 Astro observations (October 2022: part 1) | 🐟 astro notes about air signs | 🐟 astro notes about 8th house placements | 🐟 11th house placements/Aquarius placements | 🐟 venus in 8th house observations | 🐟 emotional people/Scorpio/cancer/pisces/4th/8th/12th house placements | 🐟 men with moon in 3rd house | 🐟 many people in one body | 🐟 scorpio rising/sun/moon: i am my own worst enemy | 🐟 gemini/libra/moon in 3rd house: tone down the mind games | 🐟 My astrology observations Part 1 (Feb 2023) | 🐟 sun in 1st/7th/8th/12th; venus in 8th/12th; venus in scorpio, sun in pisces

DOOR TO THE 8TH HOUSE

🐬 Scorpio/8th house dominant/stellium: Social circle | 🐬 Descending into the unconscious | 🐬 What is fate? | 🐬 8th house placement observations | 🐬 venus in 8th house & relationship trauma | 🐬 venus in 8th house predictions | 🐬 venus in 8th house: what does love do to you? | 🐬 venus in 8th house ladies advice | 🐬 innocence of 8th houser/scorpio | 🐬 friendly advice for 8th houser/scorpio | 🐬 Venus in 8th house: why do they turn ice cold? | 🐬 calm down scorpios | 🐬 life advice for moon in 8th house | 🐬 moon in 8th house mom: what you see is not what you get | 🐬 Venus in 8th house attracting envy/jealousy | 🐬 Cynicism for 8th housers/heavy scorpio | 🐬 Venus in 8th house & fated heartbreak | 🐬 Last night with venus in 8th house

TRANSFORMATION POSTS FOR 8TH HOUSERS

🦞 Surviving rock bottom | 🦞 What is seen cannot be unseen | 🦞 navigating psychosis | 🦞 personality development for 8th housers | 🦞 transformation of venus in 8th house | 🦞 the world is not a wonderful place | 🦞 friendly advice for 8th houser | 🦞 secret life of 8th housers | 🦞 rising like the phoenix | 🦞 my 8th house transformation notes | 🦞 weakness of 8th house/scorpio | 🦞 hobbies for 8th housers | 🦞 what might 8th housers have to deal with? | 🦞 how do 8th housers transform? | 🦞 Dangers of the abyss | 🦞 Survival of the fittest | 🦞Aftermath of moon in 8th house or moon in scorpio mom | 🦞 The Value of Loneliness | 🦞 8th house placements are most valuable

DOOR TO THE 7TH HOUSE

🌊 thoughts on 7th house placements | 🌊7th-8th house vedic astro relationship nexus | 🌊 Mercury in 7th house/Mercury in Libra/Mercury in 7th house from natal moon and "Tendency for Competitive Intelligence" | 🌊 sun in 7th house placements and low self esteem | 🌊 What is down there in the 7th house?

DOOR TO THE 12TH HOUSE

🐟 Humor

SELF DEVELOPMENT SERIES

🦈 Safety first: protection against manipulators. | 🦈 It is almost impossible to know how others perceive you. | 🦈 "I am so bad at judging people". | 🦈 learning to handle life. | 🦈 trust your perception. No matter what. | 🦈 power of validation

PSYCHOLOGY

🐠 projection and astrology | 🐠 Understanding 8th house with Jungian psychology | 🐠 Are water placements (cancer, scorpio, pisces) the best ones to have?

ROMANTIC ASTRO

⛵ Falling in love as a water dominant native |⛵ About a water lover | ⛵ About air lovers

ASTRO AND LITERATURE/CINEMA

🐚 astro and babadook movie | 🐚 metamorphosis and astro | 🐚 eternal sunshine of the spotless mind | 🐚 To, Mr. Darcy | 🐚the little prince quotes for signs | 🐚Venus in scorpio/8th house/conjuct pluto/scorpio rising/pluto in 1st house: Malena | 🐚 In this corner of the world | 🐚 Gemini moon and Kelly Kapoor

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug on 'Tribe'

When not turning his home into a giant light hazard for Jesus's Birthday or getting into yelling fights in the alley with Bobby Lee (another redneck neighbor who is a DIE HARD 'Bama fan) about SEC football, Doug's been randomly texting me things about the Jedi.

I'll update y'all on that soon enough. (Plo Koon = Sexy Shrimp Daddy?!)

Meanwhile, here is his review of his favorite episode of Season 2 of The Bad Batch...TRIBE, or as Doug calls it 'Chewbacca Junior and the Weed Business'.

Yes, a random fetch quest one in which Clone Force 99 helps out a random Wookiee kid. His favorite. Don't ask.

Need a Doug refresher? Check it out under Doug Talks Star Wars here.

TW: Doug Doug's as is his Doug-like wont. Hold onto your butts. A little calmer since Daddy Warcrimes is MIA in this one.

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So we got Daddy Rambo and the gang making counterfeit licenses for underage drinkers or whatever. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess, and Daddy Rambo will do a lot of things, but obtaining gainful employment ain’t one of them. 

Ryan-from-Accounting is smug as hell about his counterfeiting operation. You’re so smart, Ryan-from-Accounting, why don’t you go to law school and start practicing corporate licensing? At least you can get equity there, ya dingaling.

And Little Orphan Blondie runs away because she’s embarrassed to be seen around them. I get it, kid.

Woah, it’s Chewbacca Junior! Are the lizard and robot people trying to sell him to the circus or something? Oh, he’s a Jedi?! When did this happen, this is awesome! I loved Chewbacca! I love Wookiees! AWESOME!!!

And Little Orphan Blondie is protecting him, go Little Orphan Blondie, go! 

I hope they adopt Chewbacca Junior and get him a collar and a nice bed on the floor of the HMS Search Warrant. They need a pet. Little Orphan Blondie can brush him and put bows in his hair! Do you think he uses a litter box?

They’re taking him home, and look! Little Orphan Blondie is giving him her Lunchables. I’m proud of the Dad Batch, they’re teaching Little Orphan Blondie good morals. Oh, poor wee Chewbacca Junior, he has no family and when he talks it sounds like Jimmers when he’s treed a squirrel*.

But Ryan-from-Accounting can understand him! Ya know, I wonder if his helmet can translate Bitch and that’s how Ryan-from-Accounting talks to his Bitch Wife Laura. 

It would be awesome if they adopt Chewbacca Junior and he attacks people with his lightsaber. He’s like a pet version of an MR-15! Imagine the DAMAGE his furry ass would do on the battlefield! 

Ooh, they made it to Wookieeland! Ya know, it always reminded me of where Jenny and I used to camp in northern California. I wonder if there’s a brewery nearby? I bet Toaster Strudel needs to throw back, that man needs a beer and a restraining order from Daddy Rambo. 

Oh SHIT, looks like the bugs from Klendathu made their way down to Wookieeland. Somebody call the Starship Troopers! Oh, wait, they can talk to those things like Dougie Houser did? Woah. Neat. 

Looks like the Empire found the Wookiee weed farm and torched it. Poor Wookiees, they’re just trying to make an honest living growing herb. Leave ‘em alone!

Which planet makes meth, my money’s on Tatooine, it looks like New Mexico and that place is meth Disneyland, there was a whole TV show about it. 

(Above is...Tatooine?! - Dr Meat Muffin)

Oh man it’s Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s shitty brothers and they’re burning the whole weed operation to the ground. Guess they work for the DEA.

Kick their asses, Wookiees! Now they want Chewbacca Junior, but the Dad Batch is saying FUCK YOU! 

Go Dad Batch go! Fire ‘em up! Destroy the tanks! GO JULIO GO! It’s like Apocalypse Now with Bigfoot!

More Wookiees! And they’re riding giant monkey-cats! AWESOME. Man, I feel stoned just watching this episode. Why can't I stop giggling.

Granny Wookiee says come on in and have some weed! Oh, shit, are they doing ayahuasca? Toaster Strudel ain’t having it, but Julio’s down. Julio’s down for anything, he’s probably gonna stick around, use his pipe laying skills, and get some free ganga out of the deal. Man, we all need a Julio in our life. Love him. 

Oh, poor Chewbacca Junior can’t find a home. Come on, Granny Wookiee, just let him crash with you guys! He can clip weed on the side, he’s got that lightsaber, let ‘em have it. But first, let’s talk to the trees! Did they take mushrooms before this scene, Jesus Christ this really does take place in Humboldt County, doesn’t it.

Ah, nevermind, the gators that run the DEA are here. With Stormtroopers. Oh shit, are the gators wearing Wookiee pelts while fighting Wookiees? That’s some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.

Welp, time for fire fights, Smokey the Bear does not approve of this episode, especially as one of the lizard men chases Chewbacca Junior and Little Orphan Blondie into the woods with a flamethrower. 

Oh shit, there are the bugs! Shit, am I actually cheering on the bugs from Starship Troopers? What is going on here, I’m so confused. Whelp, they’re eating Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s brother, good for them.

Back to Granny Wookiee’s Pot Palace, where Toaster Strudel and Julio throw back her questionable moonshine and smile at each other. If they end up with Wookiee girlfriends, it will be weird, but I will be happy for them. 

And Little Orphan Blondie and Chewbacca Junior are talking to the trees, again. Just watching this episode makes me wanna go back to Electric Forest. Except I don’t think Oceana County has wookiees, but it does have crazy people in the woods I guess. 

*=Jimmers is Doug’s extremely handsome poodle mix dog. His full name is Jimmers Jimothy Jimerson III and they found him as a stray when he was eating trash behind a bowling alley in Nacogdoches. 

Where my Doug fans at? @amalthiaph @eyecandyeoz @merkitty49 @sued134 are the biggest, but let me know if ya wanna be tagged in the next installment!

[kooktrash]

hey now that the requests are open i would like to ask you for a part 2 of fighting heart ???!!!!! Maybe her family dealing with the relationship, lots of jk being whipped for y/n of course, him being happy for once???? (hes been through a lot). I was thinking maybe a scene with y/n being jealous since he is a boxer and theres a lot of girls into him (??) and some smut plss. (never made a request before so i hope this is okay)

idk if you wanted fluff but it’s what fighting heart!jk deserves 😤

fighting heart | jeon jungkook

REQUESTS OPEN

warnings: 1.4K words. fluff. just fluff.

also no smut, but I do have other FH!JK requests with smut so don’t you worry

Jungkook had never worn such an expensive suit in his life. It was more than three times his rent and just being in it made him feel like he was betraying his family. The money used for the suit should’ve gone toward paying off their debt, but it didn’t. He was actually happy it didn’t, he can’t remember the last time anything was done for him. It definitely wasn’t before you came into his life.

You’re the one who got him this suit anyway, it was a present for his first mini press conference. At first he rejected it, he’s still waiting for the day he can do things for you instead of the other way around but soon he’ll get there. He’s already gotten so many calls for agencies but he’s sticking to his roots. He’s keeping Jin around, and his usual team of rough housers. He’s even brought Hoseok along in his journey as his trainer and he couldn’t be happier and nervous at the same time.

He was on stage, a few reporters in front of him and camera flashes highlighting the bruise on his eye. He’s still getting some good hits but his defense has definitely improved since he started training correctly. He squinted with the brightness of the light but he tried to speak through a shaky voice, “You know, I’m grateful for everyone here tonight and honestly, I wouldn’t even be up here if it wasn’t for my beautiful girlfriend, Y/n L/n.”

An eruption of cheers echoed through the walls of the banquet hall as Jungkook then pointed his hand to the person next to you, “And of course, Mr. L/n for providing me with this opportunity to grow as a fighter—“ more cheers “—and for creating the person I love.” Some laughter at that.

Everyone was loud in the way they cheered but it wasn’t a surprise. The press conference was being held at one of the many L/n hotels. This is technically the first time Jungkook has met your father and he’s praying that his win tonight was enough to impress the man to approve of your relationship. By the time the questions came to an end, he was immediately bombarded by spectators who watched the fight.

You stood back letting him get some limelight as your father was next to you and Jin on the other side. You looked up at him nervously, he’s let you organize this event but he’s yet to tell you how he really feels about your boyfriend. He took a stride toward Jungkook who was surrounded by new fans waiting for his autograph—something he never experienced before—but with his growing presence in the media and industry, he’s becoming popular quick.

Jungkook looked up nervously, “Sir—“

“You did good tonight Jungkook,” your father said sternly, “You’ve brought in a lot of press for the hotel and I’ve gotten offers to sponsor more fighters. You also seem to be treating my only daughter well… You aren’t the type I expected Y/n to want to be with.”

Jungkook’s heart was racing listening to the man continue. “But, I can see that you value her and appreciate everything she’s helped you with.”

“Dad…” “I do sir,” Jungkook admitted before you could tell your dad to cut things short, “I love Y/n with my everything.” You smiled shyly as he said that. Your dad seemed pleased, “I’m looking forward to sponsoring you in the future, Jungkook, and you’re welcome to join us on our trip to New York next month, we’ll schedule a visit to Madison Square Garden.”

Jungkook’s jaw dropped at the prospect, eyes shifting to yours as you gave him a proud smile. Your dad turned toward Jin, “Come on, let’s work to write up a contract for upcoming fights.” Jin nodded, giving a thumbs up to Jungkook and following after him. Jin was going to be his main manager and with his law degree help, he’ll be able to find him all the right resources he needs.

You went to join Jungkook, finally, when you were cut off by a group of girls who flocked around him like pigeons. They were in his face telling him how good he was, how hot he was, if he could sign an autograph. Jungkook looked overwhelmed, struggling to speak and you just watched.

“Wow, you’re so fit, you handled your opponent so well.”

“If you need someone to take care of all your wounds, I’ll give you my number, feel free to call me at any time.”

“Do you sign autographs? Can I get your signature?”

It was unbelievable, truly. These women must have completely tuned out the part where Jungkook mentioned you in the conference, or even now that he had talked to your father. They turned a blind eye to you, throwing themselves at Jungkook and you weren’t having it.

Without thinking, you pushed through the crowd of at least six women and joined him. Immediately he wrapped an arm around your waist noticing the cute furrow in your brows and pout on your lips. He visibly frowned, eyes softening and that little sparkle appearing in his irises, “What’s wrong, baby?”

“I’m going to have to share you now with all your new fans,” you said in a whiny voice that only someone spoiled would use. He looked at the girls around him who had stepped back but were still clearly hovering. He pulled you into his chest, “Awe baby, I’m only ever going to be yours, fans or no fans.” He whispered as he tilted your chin up to plant an extremely soft kiss on your lips.

You smiled, eyes closing for a second as he did it again, and then another one. He kissed your cheek making you smile, then your other cheek. He pressed a kiss to your nose, and forehead, speeding up his pace as he bombarded your face and neck with little pecks of a kiss. You couldn’t help but laugh, fighting him off but he only hugged you tighter, “Jungkook,” you whined when you heard the clicking of cameras again, all aimed toward the two of you.

He smiled, finally stopping but holding you close. You just smiled, “My dad likes you, and now I’m so excited for you to stay at my apartment in New York!”

“Yours?” He asked, making you nod, he looked back to where your father had just walked off to me, “Does he really like me? I wanted to impress him so badly but I was so nervous up there. You know I’ve never been in a situation like that.”

“Yes, he liked you, silly,” you said, fixing his suit, “Plus you looked so handsome up there nobody even noticed you were nervous.” He smiled, feeling his heart swell with warmth and shyness as he dug his face into your hair. A huge, scary, fighter like Jungkook, shy when you compliment him.

“Oh and I’d like to say, welcome,” his brows furrowed in confusion as you smirked, “To the Nepo life. My dad’s going to work all his connections to get your career up there.”

“Baby, I don’t want you or him to feel like I’m usi—“ “I know! But you’re a good fighter, all you need is the good connections, everything else you’re doing on your own. You’re the one stepping into the ring, you’re the one at the press conferences, you’re the one in the media. Everything is you, since the beginning. Since Jin saw the potential in you, not of what he could make you.”

Jungkook listened to your words of affirmation, always feeling like enough whenever you talked to him. He smiled softly as you leaned forward to press a kiss against his cheek. It was wet, traveling toward his ear as you wrapped your arms around his shoulders.

You nipped at his earlobe, “And you’re free to use me… however you want, especially if my clothes are off.”

He visibly shuddered, looking around nervously to see if anyone can see what you’re doing to him. The only person he saw staring was Hoseok, who flashed him a thumbs up and some facial expressions that told Jungkook the guy knew what was happening between you too.

He took your hand, “Let’s go, I want my real prize for winning tonight.”

“Your real prize?” You asked, following after him, little kitten heels clacking with each step on the marble floor. He nodded, giddy as he said, “You.”

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[litstepdad]

This shit right here literally fkin haunts me to this day. Like at some point u gotta acknowledge that this is so purposeful. Sleepwalking? Dont Come Close? Old Love/New Love? O.N.E? Bitch I'm dead it doesnt get anymore canon than that.

@thetrikeywarp made a post about how well Sleepwalking by The Chain Gang of 1974 fits Michael and Trevors dynamic, and they're more right than they think! Rockstar went all out with the OST and commissioned 18 songs from different artists specifically for the game, with Michael, Trevor, Franklin, and the game in general in mind. A good chunk of the songs are focused on Michael and Trevor, but Sleepwalking and Dont Come Close were written explicitly for their endings in particular.

[xxdemonlesixx]

4 of drawings the game but expect channel

[laura-the-yellow-cat]

Gary the Goat/Raccoon Hybrid My NEW MSA X Dark Deception Enemy OC

Full Name: Gary the Goat/Raccoon Hybrid, Mac ___ (in the past)

First Name: Mac

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Gender: Male

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Age: 28 (deceased)

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Species: Human, later Animatronic Goat/Raccoon Hybrid

Friends: The unknown investigators (in the past and friends; killed and deceased) Angelisa the Angel/Fairy Doll Hybrid, Sally the Princess Cat Hybrid, Farkle the Prince Fox, Sammy the Kind Sun, Mark-Mark the Sleepy Moon, Billie the farmer bunny and Alastair the new mascot bear/demon hybrid, (in his normal-self), Mr. Giggles the Jester-Collector, Beverly the Bee, Dennis the Gopher and Wilbert the psycho Wolf, Malak, The Black Charro, Agatha, Jerry, Murder Dolls, Murder Monkeys, Possessed Statues, Gold Watchers, Plant Piranhas, Dread Duckies, Goliath Clowns, Killer Twins, Reaper Nurses, Reaper Professors, Joy Joy Gang, Dracula the Ghost Vampire, Mama Bear, Trigger Teddies, Mannequins, The Puppeteers (in his mind control)

Enemies: The unknown investigators (his mind control; killed and deceased), Angelisa the Angel/Fairy Doll Hybrid, Sally the Princess Cat Hybrid, Farkle the Prince Fox, Sammy the Kind Sun, Mark-Mark the Sleepy Moon, Billie the farmer bunny and Alastair the new mascot bear/demon hybrid, Sabella the Ballerina Butterfly/Lewana ___, Doug Houser, Tammy Houser, Bierce, Mystery Teams, Girls' Clue Club, Stella the Cat, Aurora Woodson, Stanley Woodson, Greg Woodson and Lonnie Woodson (in his mind control), Mr. Giggles the Jester-Collector, Beverly the Bee, Dennis the Gopher and Wilbert the psycho Wolf, Malak, The Black Charro, Agatha, Jerry, Murder Dolls, Murder Monkeys, Possessed Statues, Gold Watchers, Plant Piranhas, Dread Duckies, Goliath Clowns, Killer Twins, Reaper Nurses, Reaper Professors, Joy Joy Gang, Dracula the Ghost Vampire, Mama Bear, Trigger Teddies, Mannequins, The Puppeteers (in his normal-self)

Alignment: Good (in his normal-self), Evil/Bad (in his mind control)

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Accessories: Bow Tie Long,

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Mr Giggles' Portal: ___

This one sounds likes: Billie the Goat (from Billie Bust Up), Rambley the Raccoon (from Indigo Park) and Dogday (from Poppy Playtime)

@sfcabanasstarcgs and @mysteryideasgroup

[whitmoreroyals]

A ROYAL LIFE

SEASON 2

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For those wondering about the rationale behind this announcement, I would like to start by speaking to my fellow citizens. Your feedback has been heard, and we are dedicated to bringing about changes in our country and the royal institution.

This leads me to the following announcement that Lady Bridgette and Mr. Diego Olson have been granted royal titles and a duchy following their recent marriage. Lady Bridgette now holds the title of Her Royal Highness Princess Bridgette, Duchess of Glines, while her spouse is now known as His Royal Highness Prince Diego, Duke of Glines.

Moreover, my nephew Henry Houser-Jones is set to inherit his father's duchy, entitling him to a royal title as His Royal Highness Prince Henry, Earl of Lexington. His spouse will be recognized as Her Royal Highness Princess Yulia, Countess of Lexington. The title of his dukedom will be bestowed upon him upon inheriting his father's duchy.

In our latest update, I have chosen to increase the royal family's engagement in community service, including myself and my wife. Traditionally, our family has maintained a private life and avoided public attention. However, with the addition of our newest family member, the Crown Princess, we are embracing a more contemporary approach that calls for the family to adapt accordingly.

Additionally, we intend to organize conferences for important announcements and will extend invitations to the press to inquire about nationwide updates. Your participation and embrace of these modern advancements are eagerly anticipated. That concludes our time for today, and we thank everyone who joined us.