#mr. houser

[darel3ne]

Made a lil something over the weekend and yes, that’s my design for Doug in the past. HE’S SO… HE’S SO…. HE’S SO HAAAAWWTTTTT-

[goryhorroor]

in the silent era of horror, the word "horror" began to be used as a generic signation, and more often instead used was the words "weird" and "mythical and mysterious." this is a time when adaptions were so rapidly made like frankenstein and edgar allan poe's works dominated this era. horror as a genre wasn't specifically "created" or the word wasn't used until dracula in the 1930s.

[xxdemonlesixx]

When Substitute pronounces your name wrong.

Miss Miller : Good morning, everyone. My name is Miss Miller, and I'm gonna be your son for today because Mrs Lora is sick.

Ron : Doug, I love your hair. It looks different.

Doug : Yeah, I straightened it. (Chew the gum.)

Miss Miller : Spit that gum out. I don't think she allows it.

Doug : Yeah, she does allows it.

Miss Miller : Taking attendance. Is Castle here?

Abbie : Who's that?

Ron : Castle? That's an Building.

Miss Miller : No, Castle?

Cassie : You mean Cassie. That's me. What the fuck?

Miss Miller : Okay, it's Micky over here.

Michael : It's Michael. Not Micky mous-

Miss Miller : Sorry. Dog.

Doug : What did she say?

Miss Miller : Dog?

Doug : It's Doug.

Miss Miller : Why is your name Dog here if your name is Doug?

Doug : It's pronounced Doug. That's like the easiest name in the world.

Miss Miller : Is Lina here.

Cassie : Did she say she's Lina from dress to impress?

Lana : You mean Lana?

Miss Miller : Thank you, Mr Buzz.

Mr Puzzles : Ma'am. It's Mr Puzzles.

Miss Miller : Okay. What about you, Nappy kitty?

Lana : (looks at N.) Is that you?

N : No. They look like a Nappy kitty to you?

Catnap : Miss Miler? It's Catnap.

Miss Miller : My name is Miss Miller.

Catnap : Oops. Bitch,

Miss Miller : get out. Nom? Are you here?

N : It’s N shi-.

Miss Miller : Alex?

Alice angel : She just call me Alex, here.

Miss Miller : Air mars?

Armaros : It's Armaros, bro.

Miss Miller : I'm not your bro. You know what? Stop grabbing that sign up here. HOW BOUT THAT.

[sir-maxwell1]

I have an AU where Tammy's soul ended up in Puppet King's dimension, and he decided to take care of her and be the father Doug never was.

[vc55bughead]

AHHHH-

Shelby: We have all different last names; Young, Houser and Topp.

Me:

[emperorundying]

💀The Locked Tomb Dashboard Simulator Part 4💀

🤐 necromancer-confessions

Anonymous asked:

i'm a third house non magic user and i've started hanging out with more necros lately and... i think i didnt realize how much of hanging out consisted of talking about the eroticism of the flesh !! and i dont want to judge them but u hear the words 'viscera' 'adipose' and 'sounding' in the same sentence one too many times and u kinda wonder why yr there as someone who cannot manipulate nerves :( ig im just feeling kind of left out

#anon this is totally regular for necros esp 3rd housers #if they dont understand that you feel left out, maybe have one use their necromancy on you? #there are many ways to assemble a skeleton

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💉 se7en Follow

bc these have been going around :3

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💀 6ske-le-un9 Follow

#SOOOO SICK OF SPIRIT MAGICIANS IN MY INBOX ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW BONES BETTER THAN ME #get boned bitch grrrrrr

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this edible aint shit

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why is the seventh saint to serve the emperor undying under my bed.

💎 saintofawe ☑️

Again with the insaneposting? How unfortunate, Harry, I thought we were past this.

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V important thread!!!

Idc how much anon hate i get 4 this, we need 2 be able to appreciate the loving hand that guidez us💗

#sick 2 my stomach seeing all of these posts against the necrolord prime without knowing the context of the beautiful things he's done for us :((((((( #mr undying i am yr biggest fan u deserve better than this....

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if one more person unprompted asks me for blood pics again i swear to the bones above i will stab myself or smth

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stabbing pics queen?

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[pumpkinsy0]

okay i raise you this for the pony in the ER hcs, I bet curly pulled some shit that landed pony in there so.... maybe some hcs for that? and for soda and darry finding out?

this mf pony been in the er 3 different times at least he needs to wear a helmet and b wrapped in bubble wrap

•it was def a head injury like a concussion or somethin at it was when pony was 13 and curly was 14, they didnt know each other THAT much, but enough to hang out a lil here n there

•darry and soda r sooooo hesitant to leave them alone so usually they dont go wandering off and just stay at ponys house in the front garden w darry or soda watching over

•listen, curlys a rough houser at heart and pony has no issue w that, he practically lives w the gang after all, but the problem is curly does tooooo much, even ponys parents see that and tries leading them away from fighting but curly keeps on egging pony on

•its either curly pushed pony against a wall too hard or he picked him up and dropped him but either way pony hit his head HARD, u cpuld hear a huge thump and next think u know ponys on the ground and curlys trynna tap him up

•soda came running and pushed curly out the way cause “youve done enough”, and so curlys just standing there while everyones coming in asking whats going on, literally like dis “🧍🏿”

•ANYWHOOOOO mr curtis drive curly home while everyone else drove to the hospital out of worry, really all pony needed was ice, but he seemed a lil too out of it for their liking so they took him there, and to comfort him soda was rubbing ponys head to try and sooth whatever pain he was feeling

•aint nobody in that er was worried about pony, he didnt LOOK that bad so he just wasnt a priority, despite soda and ponys mom arguin w the staff, hell even pony said he was doin fine but theyyyy werent listening to the ramble of someone whos head basically vibrated when it came into contact w the wall/floor

•darrys played football for a good long while ikkkkk hes had some pretty bad head injuries and he knows how scary that could b so hes just trying to comfort pony and looking for signs of it getting worse, he was sure it wouldnt but look u can never b too sure

•they stayed their asses in that er for a few hours all for the doctor to give him pain killers and tell him to not do anything too physically taxing for a few days and now the curtis’ in debt w a hospital bill🙄🙄

•years later and ponys STILL a lil scared to rough house w curly, when he does he gets flashbacks to those days and tries not to let it go on for too long

[thegraveyardsh1ft]

Attention, Macabre Mart Shoppers!

Celebrating the í̸̼̀n̸̈́̍͝ͅe̴̡͊v̵̫̅̆͝ḯ̶̛̳̣̬͐t̷̙̄̽́ą̴̫̈́́̍b̶̮̝͚͛͝l̷̦̏ę̸̤͝͝ deaths of employees cannot be satisfying without celebrating their existences on their mortal plane as well. Today, we celebrate the birthday of one of our most beloved employees, Michael Afton.

When asked what he wanted for his birthday, Mr. Afton responded with: "A whole day to do whatever I want to this hellplace of a store, a brand new Keurig, a pay raise, and permission to shave Doug's eyebrows so his costume is more accurate"

Better start running, Mr. Houser...

[libbee]

TABLE OF CONTENTS

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About me: Libbee is dedicated to occult, mysticism, depth psychology and other interests. It is my hobby. If you are facing any mental health issue or emotional crisis, please consult someone you trust in real life or a professional. 🌱Libbee is Vegan for the Animals.

ASTRO OBSERVATIONS

🐟 Taurus ascendant/ 2nd house/ Taurus sun/moon/venus/mercury placements | 🐟 Aries ascendant/ 1st house/ Aries sun/moon/mercury/venus placements | 🐟Astro observations (October 2022: part 2) | 🐟 Astro observations (October 2022: part 1) | 🐟 astro notes about air signs | 🐟 astro notes about 8th house placements | 🐟 11th house placements/Aquarius placements | 🐟 venus in 8th house observations | 🐟 emotional people/Scorpio/cancer/pisces/4th/8th/12th house placements | 🐟 men with moon in 3rd house | 🐟 many people in one body | 🐟 scorpio rising/sun/moon: i am my own worst enemy | �� gemini/libra/moon in 3rd house: tone down the mind games | 🐟 My astrology observations Part 1 (Feb 2023) | 🐟 sun in 1st/7th/8th/12th; venus in 8th/12th; venus in scorpio, sun in pisces

DOOR TO THE 8TH HOUSE

🐬 Scorpio/8th house dominant/stellium: Social circle | 🐬 Descending into the unconscious | 🐬 What is fate? | 🐬 8th house placement observations | 🐬 venus in 8th house & relationship trauma | 🐬 venus in 8th house predictions | 🐬 venus in 8th house: what does love do to you? | 🐬 venus in 8th house ladies advice | 🐬 innocence of 8th houser/scorpio | 🐬 friendly advice for 8th houser/scorpio | 🐬 Venus in 8th house: why do they turn ice cold? | 🐬 calm down scorpios | 🐬 life advice for moon in 8th house | 🐬 moon in 8th house mom: what you see is not what you get | 🐬 Venus in 8th house attracting envy/jealousy | 🐬 Cynicism for 8th housers/heavy scorpio | 🐬 Venus in 8th house & fated heartbreak | 🐬 Last night with venus in 8th house

TRANSFORMATION POSTS FOR 8TH HOUSERS

🦞 Surviving rock bottom | 🦞 What is seen cannot be unseen | 🦞 navigating psychosis | 🦞 personality development for 8th housers | 🦞 transformation of venus in 8th house | 🦞 the world is not a wonderful place | 🦞 friendly advice for 8th houser | 🦞 secret life of 8th housers | 🦞 rising like the phoenix | 🦞 my 8th house transformation notes | 🦞 weakness of 8th house/scorpio | 🦞 hobbies for 8th housers | 🦞 what might 8th housers have to deal with? | 🦞 how do 8th housers transform? | 🦞 Dangers of the abyss | 🦞 Survival of the fittest | 🦞Aftermath of moon in 8th house or moon in scorpio mom | 🦞 The Value of Loneliness | 🦞 8th house placements are most valuable

DOOR TO THE 7TH HOUSE

🌊 thoughts on 7th house placements | 🌊7th-8th house vedic astro relationship nexus | 🌊 Mercury in 7th house/Mercury in Libra/Mercury in 7th house from natal moon and "Tendency for Competitive Intelligence" | 🌊 sun in 7th house placements and low self esteem | 🌊 What is down there in the 7th house?

DOOR TO THE 12TH HOUSE

🐟 Humor

SELF DEVELOPMENT SERIES

🦈 Safety first: protection against manipulators. | 🦈 It is almost impossible to know how others perceive you. | 🦈 "I am so bad at judging people". | 🦈 learning to handle life. | 🦈 trust your perception. No matter what. | 🦈 power of validation

PSYCHOLOGY

🐠 projection and astrology | 🐠 Understanding 8th house with Jungian psychology | 🐠 Are water placements (cancer, scorpio, pisces) the best ones to have?

ROMANTIC ASTRO

⛵ Falling in love as a water dominant native |⛵ About a water lover | ⛵ About air lovers

ASTRO AND LITERATURE/CINEMA

🐚 astro and babadook movie | 🐚 metamorphosis and astro | 🐚 eternal sunshine of the spotless mind | 🐚 To, Mr. Darcy | 🐚the little prince quotes for signs | 🐚Venus in scorpio/8th house/conjuct pluto/scorpio rising/pluto in 1st house: Malena | 🐚 In this corner of the world | 🐚 Gemini moon and Kelly Kapoor

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug on 'Tribe'

When not turning his home into a giant light hazard for Jesus's Birthday or getting into yelling fights in the alley with Bobby Lee (another redneck neighbor who is a DIE HARD 'Bama fan) about SEC football, Doug's been randomly texting me things about the Jedi.

I'll update y'all on that soon enough. (Plo Koon = Sexy Shrimp Daddy?!)

Meanwhile, here is his review of his favorite episode of Season 2 of The Bad Batch...TRIBE, or as Doug calls it 'Chewbacca Junior and the Weed Business'.

Yes, a random fetch quest one in which Clone Force 99 helps out a random Wookiee kid. His favorite. Don't ask.

Need a Doug refresher? Check it out under Doug Talks Star Wars here.

TW: Doug Doug's as is his Doug-like wont. Hold onto your butts. A little calmer since Daddy Warcrimes is MIA in this one.

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So we got Daddy Rambo and the gang making counterfeit licenses for underage drinkers or whatever. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess, and Daddy Rambo will do a lot of things, but obtaining gainful employment ain’t one of them. 

Ryan-from-Accounting is smug as hell about his counterfeiting operation. You’re so smart, Ryan-from-Accounting, why don’t you go to law school and start practicing corporate licensing? At least you can get equity there, ya dingaling.

And Little Orphan Blondie runs away because she’s embarrassed to be seen around them. I get it, kid.

Woah, it’s Chewbacca Junior! Are the lizard and robot people trying to sell him to the circus or something? Oh, he’s a Jedi?! When did this happen, this is awesome! I loved Chewbacca! I love Wookiees! AWESOME!!!

And Little Orphan Blondie is protecting him, go Little Orphan Blondie, go! 

I hope they adopt Chewbacca Junior and get him a collar and a nice bed on the floor of the HMS Search Warrant. They need a pet. Little Orphan Blondie can brush him and put bows in his hair! Do you think he uses a litter box?

They’re taking him home, and look! Little Orphan Blondie is giving him her Lunchables. I’m proud of the Dad Batch, they’re teaching Little Orphan Blondie good morals. Oh, poor wee Chewbacca Junior, he has no family and when he talks it sounds like Jimmers when he’s treed a squirrel*.

But Ryan-from-Accounting can understand him! Ya know, I wonder if his helmet can translate Bitch and that’s how Ryan-from-Accounting talks to his Bitch Wife Laura. 

It would be awesome if they adopt Chewbacca Junior and he attacks people with his lightsaber. He’s like a pet version of an MR-15! Imagine the DAMAGE his furry ass would do on the battlefield! 

Ooh, they made it to Wookieeland! Ya know, it always reminded me of where Jenny and I used to camp in northern California. I wonder if there’s a brewery nearby? I bet Toaster Strudel needs to throw back, that man needs a beer and a restraining order from Daddy Rambo. 

Oh SHIT, looks like the bugs from Klendathu made their way down to Wookieeland. Somebody call the Starship Troopers! Oh, wait, they can talk to those things like Dougie Houser did? Woah. Neat. 

Looks like the Empire found the Wookiee weed farm and torched it. Poor Wookiees, they’re just trying to make an honest living growing herb. Leave ‘em alone!

Which planet makes meth, my money’s on Tatooine, it looks like New Mexico and that place is meth Disneyland, there was a whole TV show about it. 

(Above is...Tatooine?! - Dr Meat Muffin)

Oh man it’s Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s shitty brothers and they’re burning the whole weed operation to the ground. Guess they work for the DEA.

Kick their asses, Wookiees! Now they want Chewbacca Junior, but the Dad Batch is saying FUCK YOU! 

Go Dad Batch go! Fire ‘em up! Destroy the tanks! GO JULIO GO! It’s like Apocalypse Now with Bigfoot!

More Wookiees! And they’re riding giant monkey-cats! AWESOME. Man, I feel stoned just watching this episode. Why can't I stop giggling.

Granny Wookiee says come on in and have some weed! Oh, shit, are they doing ayahuasca? Toaster Strudel ain’t having it, but Julio’s down. Julio’s down for anything, he’s probably gonna stick around, use his pipe laying skills, and get some free ganga out of the deal. Man, we all need a Julio in our life. Love him. 

Oh, poor Chewbacca Junior can’t find a home. Come on, Granny Wookiee, just let him crash with you guys! He can clip weed on the side, he’s got that lightsaber, let ‘em have it. But first, let’s talk to the trees! Did they take mushrooms before this scene, Jesus Christ this really does take place in Humboldt County, doesn’t it.

Ah, nevermind, the gators that run the DEA are here. With Stormtroopers. Oh shit, are the gators wearing Wookiee pelts while fighting Wookiees? That’s some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.

Welp, time for fire fights, Smokey the Bear does not approve of this episode, especially as one of the lizard men chases Chewbacca Junior and Little Orphan Blondie into the woods with a flamethrower. 

Oh shit, there are the bugs! Shit, am I actually cheering on the bugs from Starship Troopers? What is going on here, I’m so confused. Whelp, they’re eating Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s brother, good for them.

Back to Granny Wookiee’s Pot Palace, where Toaster Strudel and Julio throw back her questionable moonshine and smile at each other. If they end up with Wookiee girlfriends, it will be weird, but I will be happy for them. 

And Little Orphan Blondie and Chewbacca Junior are talking to the trees, again. Just watching this episode makes me wanna go back to Electric Forest. Except I don’t think Oceana County has wookiees, but it does have crazy people in the woods I guess. 

*=Jimmers is Doug’s extremely handsome poodle mix dog. His full name is Jimmers Jimothy Jimerson III and they found him as a stray when he was eating trash behind a bowling alley in Nacogdoches. 

Where my Doug fans at? @amalthiaph @eyecandyeoz @merkitty49 @sued134 are the biggest, but let me know if ya wanna be tagged in the next installment!

[whitmoreroyals]

A ROYAL LIFE

SEASON 2

Transcript under the cut

Beginning / Previous / Next

For those wondering about the rationale behind this announcement, I would like to start by speaking to my fellow citizens. Your feedback has been heard, and we are dedicated to bringing about changes in our country and the royal institution.

This leads me to the following announcement that Lady Bridgette and Mr. Diego Olson have been granted royal titles and a duchy following their recent marriage. Lady Bridgette now holds the title of Her Royal Highness Princess Bridgette, Duchess of Glines, while her spouse is now known as His Royal Highness Prince Diego, Duke of Glines.

Moreover, my nephew Henry Houser-Jones is set to inherit his father's duchy, entitling him to a royal title as His Royal Highness Prince Henry, Earl of Lexington. His spouse will be recognized as Her Royal Highness Princess Yulia, Countess of Lexington. The title of his dukedom will be bestowed upon him upon inheriting his father's duchy.

In our latest update, I have chosen to increase the royal family's engagement in community service, including myself and my wife. Traditionally, our family has maintained a private life and avoided public attention. However, with the addition of our newest family member, the Crown Princess, we are embracing a more contemporary approach that calls for the family to adapt accordingly.

Additionally, we intend to organize conferences for important announcements and will extend invitations to the press to inquire about nationwide updates. Your participation and embrace of these modern advancements are eagerly anticipated. That concludes our time for today, and we thank everyone who joined us.

[laura-the-yellow-cat]

Farkle the Prince Fox My NEW MSA X Dark Deception OC

Full Name: Farkle the Prince Fox, Sam ___ (in the past)

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Species: Human, later Animatronic Prince Fox

Friends: Sabella the Ballerina Butterfly/Lewana ___, Angelisa the Angel/Fairy Doll Hybrid, Sally the Princess Cat Hybrid (his girlfriend), Sammy the Kind Sun, Mark-Mark the Sleepy Moon, Billie the farmer bunny and Alastair the new mascot bear/demon hybrid, Gary the Goat/Raccoon Hybrid (normal-self), Doug Houser, Tammy Houser, Bierce, Mystery Teams, Girls' Clue Club, Stella the Cat, Aurora Woodson, Stanley Woodson, Greg Woodson and Lonnie Woodson, Maisy Pepper and her friends,

Enemies: Malak, The Black Charro, Agatha, Jerry, Murder Dolls, Murder Monkeys, Possessed Statues, Gold Watchers, Plant Piranhas, Dread Duckies, Goliath Clowns, Killer Twins, Reaper Nurses, Reaper Professors, Joy Joy Gang, Dracula the Ghost Vampire, Mama Bear, Trigger Teddies, Mannequins, The Puppeteers, Mr. Giggles, Gary the Goat/Raccoon Hybrid (mind-control), Dennis the Gopher, Wilbert the psycho Wolf, Beverly the Bee/Vanessa ___

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Farkle the Prince Fox's Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyfK3bldiUU

@sfcabanasstarcgs and @mysteryideasgroup

This one sounds like Foxy (from FNAF Game and FNAF Movie) and Disney Princes (from Disney)

[callunavulgari]

Eddie finds Stevie in the boy’s bathroom. It’s a Monday, which means that he’s still half asleep and reeling from Mr. Donaldson’s delightful first period lecture on The Catcher and the fucking Rye when he stumbles through the doors to the bathroom tucked around the back corner near the band room. Not the good bathroom by the language hall, no— the good bathroom was the one that the cool kids used. The one that Eddie frequents is the one with the ancient wonky toilet that no one ever actually uses because there’s a fifty-fifty chance of the singular working toilet in the room either flushing like normal or of it deciding to fuck you completely and flooding halfway down the hallway.

It’s been Eddie’s designated smoking spot since Rick let him in on the secret halfway through his sophomore year at good ole Hawkins High. Ninety-five percent of the time the room’s an absolute ghost town and if someone does show up it’s usually a fellow stoner looking for somewhere quiet to self-medicate before they’re subjected to the mind numbing horrors of Jeb fucking Houser’s government class a few doors down.

Which is why Eddie’s surprised to swing the doors open on a random Monday in late April and find the room already occupied— not by any of the usual suspects, but by Stevie goddamn Harrington, the queen bee of Hawkins High herself.

For a long moment, Eddie just stares at her like a deer in headlights, his fingers going lax around the cigarette that he’d already shaken loose from the pack. He doesn’t even notice it tumbling to the ground.

She’s sitting on the floor. 

That’s what he keeps getting stuck on. 

She’s just sitting there with her knees splayed out against the grimy tile, her body crumpled back against the far wall like a puppet with its strings cut. Her hair is still big, her nails still perfect, but there had been sniffles when he walked in, loud and ominous in the quiet until she’d clocked him standing there, her head snapping towards him.

Looking at her now… yeah, those are tears. Her dark eyes are big and round and wet, her lashes clumped hopelessly together with even more unshed tears. There are faint tracks down her cheeks where her mascara has run, black smears that skate past her chin.

For a long moment, they both just stare at each other in horrified silence. And then Eddie shifts awkwardly and breaks the stare down, belatedly stooping to scoop up his cigarette.

“Sorry,” he says, gesturing at the cigarette by way of explanation. He jerks the zippo from his pocket and jiggles it in her direction. “I just, uh—” He hesitates, not sure what to say. Should he offer to leave? Leave her to the dubious privacy of the shittiest bathroom in the school and give her back some modicum of her dignity? He thinks that’s probably his best option, to just turn around and get the heck out of dodge, but at the last second, he changes his mind, holding the cigarette out in question. “—you mind?”

Stevie blinks at him, the wet drag of her lashes terribly distracting. He watches them kiss her cheeks as if in slow motion and thinks for a moment, appallingly, of whether they’d feel whisper-soft against the palm of his hand if he touched them, a ghost of a touch like a butterfly’s wings.

Eddie watches in real time as she tries to compose herself, sniffing hard and wiping under her eyes as her spine goes straighter, her knees tucking back together all prim and proper. She bites her lip and for a moment he thinks that she’s going to argue with him, tell him to get out and go find another place to smoke.

Instead, she gives him a slightly watery smile and thrusts a hand out expectantly. “Only if you’ve got one to spare.”

[xxdemonlesixx]

4 of drawings the game but expect channel

[iqmmir]

I saw your post about songs that fuck with your brain chemistry -- any recommendations...? 👀

Yes ill always recommend hindi and bangla songs 💥💥💥

Hindi —

literally anything by r.d. burman honestly, but i remember the main ones i absolutely loved when i was smaller (i had awesome taste in music. Trust) — kya hua tera vada, gulabi akhen (please please listen to this one please pleas eplease), tere bina zindagi se (this is meh but like. i was obsessed with it so.), chura liya hai tumne jo dil ko (also please please please listen to this i love this so much forveee), meri bheegi bheegi si, dilbar mere

I'm not sure if these are by rd burman as well but FUCK these are so good 💥💥💥 — salame-ishq meri jaan, o saathi re (i prefer asha's ver, but kishore kumar is awesome too), khaike paan banaras wala, pal pal dil ke pas (my brother liked this more than me), yeh dosti, dum maro dum, phulo ka taro, pairody song (specifically look up mr india pairody song literal banger im telling you), hawa hawaii

Another paragraph break so it's easy for me — yeh mera dil yaar ka diwana, beqarar karke hamen yun na jaiye, mehbooba mehbooba (there's a new one but the SUCKS . Trust . Meh booba sholay, also by rd burman), bach ke rehna re baba, jhoomka gira re (theres a new version called kya jhumka and that sucks okay), kiki ki muskurahaton pe, jaane woh jaise log the, aa chal ke tujhe mei leke chalu

comparatively more recent — ik bagal, ranaji, azadi (im pretty sure there are many songs with this name, so specifically azadi gully boy 👍👍), namak, beedi, panga, mehboob mere, ghoomar, pinga, train song (also from gully boy), kab se kab tak, jahaan to chala, chikni chameli (this changed lives . Trust), nagada sang dhol baje, zoobi doobi

Also ANYTHING gulzar wrote, FUCKING banger

Bangla —

ANYTHING MANNA DEY SANG . ALSO SUMAN . Um i always thought it was suman chaterjee but apparently it's suman chattopadhyay . but also i have favourites so :))) — se amar choto bon, coffee houser sei addata aaj aar nei, hoyto tomari janya (most of these are my brother's recs because i listen to bangla songs less than he does), ghurche chaka, amader jonyo, pagol, haal chherona bondhu, petkati chandiyal, bose aanko

^ sent by my brother

ALSO EVERYTHING BY TAGORE . RABINDRANATH TAGORE . SO AWESOME — jodi tor daak shune keo na ashe (also called ekla cholo re), ami banglay gaan gai, hridmajhare rakhbo, fagunero mohonay, neel digante oi phuler agun, gram chara oi ranga matir poth, ore bhai phagun legeche bone bone, amra shobai raja, projapoti projapoti (this is a children's song but it's good and you will listen to it.), phagun hawaye hawaye,

not rabindrasangeet (what we call tagore's songs) — gouri elo dekhe jalo, majhi tor radio nai, not bengali (it's assamese) but SUCH a banger — kapili kapili

I have more songs but i forgor

[the-lark-ascending69]

Going back to my tags on this post, and because tonight I'm obsessed with comphet Robin, I want to expand on this and talk about Mr. Hauser and his relationship with Robin in the podcast. Something that struck to me was the impression that it was written to be intentionally always on the edge of inappropiate, to the point of multiple characters (Dash and Mr. Hauser himself) pointing it out. Obviously, we know both Robin and Mr. Houser are gay, not to mention I don't think Mr. Hauser would ever do anything like that even if he were straight, or if Robin was a boy, but even then, we have Mr. Hauser driving Robin home, Robin suggesting to watch a movie with him in the theater, telling him he can tell her anything, things like that (it's interesting to note that Mr. Hauser is clearly uncomfortable during these moments while Robin, if anything, seems confusing as to why anything they did would be innappropriate, only calling herself stupid when she realized she shouldn't have said that, which, mood). Dash immediately assumes he's preying on her, and Robin doesn't do a great job at defending him, again, failing to see what the weirdness in her relationship with him (all she can come up with is "he's different" which... oof), then blackmailing him alongside Mr. Hauser to keep quiet about it or else they'll be incriminating him for a school infraction Robin commited on purpose to threaten his perfect attendance... I, I mean, it borders on deliciously problematic. Anyone would assume something is off. Dash didn't even know Mr. Hauser was gay, despite Mr. Hauser's assumptions that he was sending anonymous threats over that specifically.

So... I can pretty easily imagine other people seeing something weird with them. Namely, in this AU, Robin's unlikely boyfriend, Steve, knows his girlfriend is a little odd - most times, he loves that about her, but the way she keeps pulling away from him is beginning to make him worry. He doesn't fully understand why she seems so uncomfortable having sex with him, or why she doesn't like going further than a soft kiss, and yes, he's patient, he's respectful, he wants to make her comfortable, but then he sees her laughing so comfortably in Mr. Hauser's car and talking as if they were best friends even though she never told him anything about her weird friendship with her professor... and he can't help but to have suspicions. She doesn't tell him that the reason she never tells anyone she's friends with Mr. Hauser is because last time someone saw them hanging out, they thought he was a predator and he already has enough struggle keeping his relationship with his partner a secret and she doesn't want to cause him more problems... but she also can't tell him what started this... pulling away. She can't tell him that a girl who hates her got a little bit too close to her and she felt something she'd never felt before. She can't admit it to herself. She has no answer for him, even though he questions her and questions her, all she can say is "I don't know! I don't know!" Even when he asks her what is it that she doesn't know, she can only reply with another "I don't know". And then he begins to imply horrible things about Mr. Hauser and Robin immediately jumps in his defense - he's her teacher! They like to discuss literature and language together and there's nothing weird in their friendship! She just can't... she can't. She doesn't know what is it that she can't do, but she can't. Killing herself would be easier than doing what Steve asks from her.

This girl... Nancy Wheeler... she's something terrifying. Robin doesn't know what to make of her. She knows she hates her, maybe because her ex moved on to her a little too fast after they broke up... but there's something captivating about it. Robin had never seen a total solar eclipse but she knew she would go blind when she did because she wouldn't be able to tear her eyes away. She also knows she's felt this way about Nancy Wheeler for years. A strange obsession. She doesn't know how to describe it, but she wants Nancy to choke her, to kill her, to stroke her cheek. She wants to feel her breath on the back of her neck again, and she also wants to run away from her and hide. It's overwhelming, like seeing the sun for the first time after an entire life indoors.

But she can't mention her, because Steve is talking about Mr. Hauser, not about Nancy, and it would make no sense to bring her up, and Robin didn't understand why she thought of her. She just knows she wants Steve to leave her alone, but now he thinks she has some kind of weird secret relationship with their teacher, and she feels suddenly very alone.