#daddy rambo

[skellymom]

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My redneck neighbor Doug on 'Tribe'

When not turning his home into a giant light hazard for Jesus's Birthday or getting into yelling fights in the alley with Bobby Lee (another redneck neighbor who is a DIE HARD 'Bama fan) about SEC football, Doug's been randomly texting me things about the Jedi.

I'll update y'all on that soon enough. (Plo Koon = Sexy Shrimp Daddy?!)

Meanwhile, here is his review of his favorite episode of Season 2 of The Bad Batch...TRIBE, or as Doug calls it 'Chewbacca Junior and the Weed Business'.

Yes, a random fetch quest one in which Clone Force 99 helps out a random Wookiee kid. His favorite. Don't ask.

Need a Doug refresher? Check it out under Doug Talks Star Wars here.

TW: Doug Doug's as is his Doug-like wont. Hold onto your butts. A little calmer since Daddy Warcrimes is MIA in this one.

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So we got Daddy Rambo and the gang making counterfeit licenses for underage drinkers or whatever. You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess, and Daddy Rambo will do a lot of things, but obtaining gainful employment ain’t one of them. 

Ryan-from-Accounting is smug as hell about his counterfeiting operation. You’re so smart, Ryan-from-Accounting, why don’t you go to law school and start practicing corporate licensing? At least you can get equity there, ya dingaling.

And Little Orphan Blondie runs away because she’s embarrassed to be seen around them. I get it, kid.

Woah, it’s Chewbacca Junior! Are the lizard and robot people trying to sell him to the circus or something? Oh, he’s a Jedi?! When did this happen, this is awesome! I loved Chewbacca! I love Wookiees! AWESOME!!!

And Little Orphan Blondie is protecting him, go Little Orphan Blondie, go! 

I hope they adopt Chewbacca Junior and get him a collar and a nice bed on the floor of the HMS Search Warrant. They need a pet. Little Orphan Blondie can brush him and put bows in his hair! Do you think he uses a litter box?

They’re taking him home, and look! Little Orphan Blondie is giving him her Lunchables. I’m proud of the Dad Batch, they’re teaching Little Orphan Blondie good morals. Oh, poor wee Chewbacca Junior, he has no family and when he talks it sounds like Jimmers when he’s treed a squirrel*.

But Ryan-from-Accounting can understand him! Ya know, I wonder if his helmet can translate Bitch and that’s how Ryan-from-Accounting talks to his Bitch Wife Laura. 

It would be awesome if they adopt Chewbacca Junior and he attacks people with his lightsaber. He’s like a pet version of an MR-15! Imagine the DAMAGE his furry ass would do on the battlefield! 

Ooh, they made it to Wookieeland! Ya know, it always reminded me of where Jenny and I used to camp in northern California. I wonder if there’s a brewery nearby? I bet Toaster Strudel needs to throw back, that man needs a beer and a restraining order from Daddy Rambo. 

Oh SHIT, looks like the bugs from Klendathu made their way down to Wookieeland. Somebody call the Starship Troopers! Oh, wait, they can talk to those things like Dougie Houser did? Woah. Neat. 

Looks like the Empire found the Wookiee weed farm and torched it. Poor Wookiees, they’re just trying to make an honest living growing herb. Leave ‘em alone!

Which planet makes meth, my money’s on Tatooine, it looks like New Mexico and that place is meth Disneyland, there was a whole TV show about it. 

(Above is...Tatooine?! - Dr Meat Muffin)

Oh man it’s Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s shitty brothers and they’re burning the whole weed operation to the ground. Guess they work for the DEA.

Kick their asses, Wookiees! Now they want Chewbacca Junior, but the Dad Batch is saying FUCK YOU! 

Go Dad Batch go! Fire ‘em up! Destroy the tanks! GO JULIO GO! It’s like Apocalypse Now with Bigfoot!

More Wookiees! And they’re riding giant monkey-cats! AWESOME. Man, I feel stoned just watching this episode. Why can't I stop giggling.

Granny Wookiee says come on in and have some weed! Oh, shit, are they doing ayahuasca? Toaster Strudel ain’t having it, but Julio’s down. Julio’s down for anything, he’s probably gonna stick around, use his pipe laying skills, and get some free ganga out of the deal. Man, we all need a Julio in our life. Love him. 

Oh, poor Chewbacca Junior can’t find a home. Come on, Granny Wookiee, just let him crash with you guys! He can clip weed on the side, he’s got that lightsaber, let ‘em have it. But first, let’s talk to the trees! Did they take mushrooms before this scene, Jesus Christ this really does take place in Humboldt County, doesn’t it.

Ah, nevermind, the gators that run the DEA are here. With Stormtroopers. Oh shit, are the gators wearing Wookiee pelts while fighting Wookiees? That’s some Silence of the Lambs shit right there.

Welp, time for fire fights, Smokey the Bear does not approve of this episode, especially as one of the lizard men chases Chewbacca Junior and Little Orphan Blondie into the woods with a flamethrower. 

Oh shit, there are the bugs! Shit, am I actually cheering on the bugs from Starship Troopers? What is going on here, I’m so confused. Whelp, they’re eating Houma-BBQ-Bitch’s brother, good for them.

Back to Granny Wookiee’s Pot Palace, where Toaster Strudel and Julio throw back her questionable moonshine and smile at each other. If they end up with Wookiee girlfriends, it will be weird, but I will be happy for them. 

And Little Orphan Blondie and Chewbacca Junior are talking to the trees, again. Just watching this episode makes me wanna go back to Electric Forest. Except I don’t think Oceana County has wookiees, but it does have crazy people in the woods I guess. 

*=Jimmers is Doug’s extremely handsome poodle mix dog. His full name is Jimmers Jimothy Jimerson III and they found him as a stray when he was eating trash behind a bowling alley in Nacogdoches. 

Where my Doug fans at? @amalthiaph @eyecandyeoz @merkitty49 @sued134 are the biggest, but let me know if ya wanna be tagged in the next installment!

[bbrrambo]

keke palmer baby daddy need to shut the fuck up his net worth $500,000 ,,,, keke's is $7.5 MILLION ... go apologize

[sirmidezz]

Rambo headcanons

But it's just me projecting

-Knows cool tricks and loves to show them off.

-this man is only good for looks, other then that he has zero rizz.

-loves chocolate. Hates white chocolate.

-arguably doesn't drink. Occasionally he will go out with a trusted person and drink at least a beer and a half but other then that don't expect him to ask for some fancy stuff.

-knows how to waltz beautifully. (Careful when dancing with him you might fall in love 😍)

-will list in alphabetical order all the reasons not to date him.

-has so much love in his heart that is blocked by so much mental clatter it hurts. (Same)

-loves having his hair played with.

-his hands are very rough but are the most gentle part of him.

-if you were to trace his scars you would be tracing them for hours.

-would probably be responsible enough as to not let anyone below the age of 18 cuss, but would probably gift a teenager a big hunting knife.

-he would let me paint his nails. (Yes he would now shut up)

[badbatchsprincess]

Bad Batch Music HC

Im in the middle of editing part 9, but I wanted to take a quick break and decided to make a list of songs for each Bad Batch boi based of the vibes they give me. Bahaha and since I'm the self elected queen of this blog, this is my unsolicited opinion teehee

Hunter - Hunter 100% listens to divorced dad rock. Even though he's giving heavy Rambo vibes, I can imagine him whippin that juggernaut around at full speed listening to the following...

Last Resort - Papa Roach

Paralyzer - Finger Eleven

Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit

Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater

Crosshair - Crosshair is emo asf as we already know. To me, daddy Crosshair has a refined goth rock / darkwave vibe to him. I can also seem him taking his girl to a goth club and enjoying the much darker sexier vibes. (I'm a Crosshair girly and this is also my favorite genre of music)

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge

I Don't Wanna Be Me - Type O Negative

Keep Your Eyes Peeled - ULTRA SUNN

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

I could go on but I must contain myself...

But if I had to pick a song to perfectly describe my husband it would be - Massive Attack - Angel

Wrecker - Baby boy Wrecker is definitely into listening to the 2000's bangers. Maybe even a little girly pop music if you catch my drift. He'd love screeching the lyrics to fergalicious with you while securing your sweet treat on a drive. Wrecker's all about the fun vibes.

Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani

Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado

Gasolina - Daddy Yankee

Shake It - Metro Station

I literally could put 50 songs here but you know what I'm talking about...

Echo - Arch Trooper echo is nothing short of a bad bitch. I can definitely picture him getting down in 79's with the boys rapping to that good good hype music. Echo's a badass, so is his music of choice.

No Hands - Waka Flocka

Carnival - Kanye

Tell me, Breathe, If we bein real - Yeat

Stay Fly - Thee 6 Mafia

Gansta's Paradise - Coolio

I can also picture him listening to $uicide Boy$ when he's on his own.

Tech - Tech is giving indie alternative no doubt. He's a sweet baby, he likes the good vibes and I'm living for that. I can totally see him vibing in a mood lit apartment dancing when no one is watching.

Literally ANY Tame Impala

Back on 74 - Jungle

Gooey - Glass Animals

The Other Side of Paradise - Glass Animals

Kids - MGMT

Time to Pretend - MGMT

Side note... he's definitely the type to have records of all of his favorite bands and get super protective of his record player.

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Anyways... that's how I see these boys.. hope you enjoyed ahaha.

[sarge-barnes-sir]

man, i just don't understand how can he be so baby girl and daddy at the same time

Every Episode  → Chief Jim Hopper

[jennyscajunbabe]

how come nobody talk about that episode of the bad batch where julio punched a kid on a motorcycle and they all went into a mine where ain't nobody unionized and there's a fat armadillo that be eating all day in his cubicle while the tattooed high schoolers starve, they throw him in lava at gunpoint while daddy rambo does a circus act with little orphan blondie

i think ryan from accounting fixes up a shitty dirtbike too

did this episode happen or am i going senile like my nana

[e-dubbc11]

Happy Winter Sleepover! ❄️

“Send me a scene from one of my fics and I’ll write it from the other persons POV”

I was wondering what Anna’s POV would be like from “Come in Raven, This is Blackbird” 🥰

Hello my lovely! So at first I wasn’t sure how to do this but after thinking about it for awhile, I decided to write this as a memory for Anna Raven. I made her around preteen age here, I hope you like it!

Memory from Come in Raven, This is Blackbird: Anna POV

Photos are not mine. They are courtesy of Pinterest/Google.

Word Count: 795

A/N: Tiny surprise at the end 😉

Part of The Sweetest Pain Series

The silver picture frame felt cool against your fingers. Along the top of your dresser, you had a handful of picture frames. The photos inside ranged from when you were a baby all the way up until your first dance with your friends last year.

The one in your hand was from when you were a toddler, on vacation with your parents, your Uncle Frank and Auntie Maria, and their two kids, Junior and Lisa.

Every summer from when you were small, you would go upstate to a cabin in the woods for an extra-long weekend and for your annual “hunting” trip. You had a vague memory of your first time in the woods, holding your tiny water pistol and Uncle Frank trying to teach you how to work the walkie talkie.

In order to hold the radio, you had to put your water gun down. It was big so you had to hold it with both hands; it made it difficult to push the button so you could talk into it.

Hiding behind a massive tree, Uncle Frank showed you how to talk into the radio.

“Where’s the button, Little Raven?” He had asked you. Now, even though you were almost a teenager, he still called you “Little Raven.” Everyone did.

Uncle Frank’s voice was always low and husky sounding when he talked to you, as if he was trying not to scare you by the loud booming voice he normally had.

“That’s it. You push that button and you can talk to Daddy, yeah? And if he calls us first, we say ‘Go for Blackbird.’” He said with a slight smile. “But we have to be really quiet because Mommy is looking for us and she’s not on our team.” Uncle Frank put his finger up to his lips to make the “shhhhh” sound and you copied him, using the antenna on the radio instead of your finger.

“Ok, Uncle Frankie…shhhhh!” You had said. “Not let Mommy find us.”

You remembered hearing the wind blow the dry leaves across the forest floor and it scared you a little. You didn’t know if it was Mom, Junior or Lisa.

Looking up at the trees, they were so big compared to you and warm rays from the sun touched your cheeks. They didn’t look THAT big to you anymore but they still loomed large above you. And you didn’t have to hold the walkie talkie with two hands anymore.

That first trip was a lot of fun. You do remember that, shouting into the radio, giving away Dad’s position, and Uncle Frank trying to correct you on what you were SUPPOSED to say when you answered.

You were just really excited to hear Dad’s voice over the radio.

“This is Blackbird, this is Blackbird…come in Raven.” You heard Dad say.

When you heard Dad’s voice, you couldn’t contain your excitement so you just blurted out, “Hi, Daddy!!!”

Uncle Frank covered his eyes with his palm. “Sweetheart, what did we practice?!” He said as he picked you up and placed you on his hip.

You smiled when you heard Mom’s voice on the radio; she told Uncle Frank she shot Dad right between the eyes. You couldn’t remember the entire conversation over the radio but Uncle Frank told you to say hi to Mom and she taught you to say “over and out.”

The picture was from your very first trip to that cabin. You were wearing a camouflage outfit that Auntie Maria had made for you at your Uncle Frank’s request, according to your Dad. Mom hadn’t seen the outfit yet so she burst out laughing when she saw you.

Through her laughter, she had said, “Really Frank? A Rambo headband?!”

You had the headband on in the photo. It really was a fun trip as was every visit to the cabin since then.

“Whatcha doin’ Little Raven?”

It was Mom.

“Just lookin’ at the picture from the cabin.” You replied.

Mom moved closer so she could see the photo and she smiled.

“Ah, that was your first trip. You remember that?” She asked.

It was a little nauseating but your parents are just as in love with each other now as they were back then, possibly even more. They looked so happy in that picture and they still do when they look at each other. Sometimes, it was a little embarrassing.

“I remember some of it.” You replied.

Mom put her hand on your shoulder and smiled.

“You all packed and ready to head up there?” She asked.

You nodded.

“Big Raven and Auntie are meeting us up there so let’s go find Dad and your brother.” Said Mom.

You nodded and smiled. “Ok, Mom.”

You were more than ready for another adventure.

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[tadpolebobatea]

Live slug reaction (I am in shambles)

rip to Gina’s coffee… sorry girl

billy is unbearably silly… you two gotta put that kid on a leash, she’s like 5. You can’t be losing track of her…

it’s nice to have something other than anecdotal evidence that billy loves his kid

Tatiana really does come out swinging more often than not. My beloved bitchy preteen, she means the world to me. Let him have it girl!!!

(Tatiana randomly coming across betty gives major stand users are drawn towards each other energy)

Psychic soul memory of loving Japan from last loop perhaps, either way, it’s really cute :)

SENTIENT KINTO CLOUD????

I like to think Tellas internal thoughts here are just him really hoping he won’t have to restrain 2 4 star badasses from going full Rambo and tearing the city apart to find their kid (that or he’s deciding whether he should join them)

Veronica & Billy ^^^

Billy is insanely caring (but a moron) and Veronica is a “grab the shotgun if he cheats” kinda gal (but can evidently function as a human) . Therefore Tella is the much needed balanced individual in the polycule (COPING)

Billy is so fucking dumb I love him. He loves his family but he is very very silly with it. I can’t verbally express it so I’m just gonna use this

I guess betty must’ve inherited her daddy’s hearing. He’s pretty fucking far away here

(I didn’t screenshot it but betty shoulder checking billy into oblivion was great)

perfect recreation! Reaction shot included. This is so so so everything to me (MAN! Tozuka has really improved) This is so cool to me

Oi fictional crowd! You get the fuck away from my baby. It’s on sight, don’t piss me off. Give her some fucking room or I’m in favour of her vaporising you

This one’s a bit more of a stretch but it reminded me enough that I wanted to mention it. It’s like she’s wearing a babby version of fuukos dress

(or I’m reading into it too much and tozuka only has one dress he likes to draw)

FUUKO TATIANA HUG REAL! WE DID IT TEAM!!!! I AM IN SHAMBLES. My baby got to eat sweets, touch other people with her hands and hold a plushie (er mascot) oh man…

I’m feeling better this week, short recruitment chapter though. We’re maybe not finished?

[sarge-barnes-sir]

once again, brain go brrr brrr

[lucysarah-c]

hey lovelyyyy<3

Just had a quick question😌 does levi like watching Disney movies? Tehehe and if he does, whats his favorite? (Mine is the sword in the stone) also, what is yours?

Hello, Love! <3<3

You asked a quick question, but you know short responses aren't really my style, haha. Anyway, I absolutely adored this question! Ahhh, yes. I love it!

I'll be honest… if you were to ask Levi about his favorite "Disney movies," he'd probably say "none." Okay, hear me out. You might insist that he at least remembers one, and he would flatly say he hasn't watched any. He'd explain that whenever he was at home as a kid, Kenny had full control of the TV. The only thing Kenny allowed him to do was bring more beers from the fridge and sit down next to him to watch "Chuck Norris" or "Rambo" movies.

So, he's never watched any Disney movies. This realization might prompt you to do a marathon of them because, let's face it, the man had no childhood. He would go along with it, not particularly excited about the idea, but he'd do it. Perhaps, he'd even tear up a bit during "Treasure Planet" because of #daddy issues. Probably that one or Mulan would be his favorites. But definitely, if he had to choose, he's an old-school guy… although he'd never agree to travel to Disney, that's asking too much from him, lmao.

In conclusion, he's not a Disney fan, so don't ask him to re-watch them. He might make an effort for you to watch a new one that comes out, purely out of love.

(BTW, great taste in Disney! "Sword in the Stone" was part of my childhood too! My favorite Disney movie is "Bambi" haha. It's my comfort movie, and I ADORE re-watching it.)

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

Warning for cursed smut and improper use of magnets aka sounding

You heard a noise and noticed that your phone had went off. You checked it and saw that it was your boyfriend messaging you on discord. "Hey kitten, I was just looking at the green m&m and thought of you. Do you want to be daddies little pogcham tonight?" You eagerly responded back "Sure babe. I'm coming over to your place right now." Your phone went off again. "Don't forget to bring Doritos and mountain dew. Being the epic gamer that I am, I'm in constant need of gamer fuel." You decided to stop by Wal-Mart on the way.

You eventually arrived at Monsoon's place.  You knocked on his door and he soon opened it. "Welcome to my gamer pad! Oh, you brought the Doritos, thanks babe." You closed the door and then watched him sit down in one of those chairs designed for gaming. He then took out a vape pen. "How about a smoke?" You passed on the offer. "Alright, more for me." He then took a fat rip on the juul. "What a minute, this is red phosphorus." You were sure that vape pens had destroyed what little brain cells your boyfriend had left.

You sat across from him on a bean bag chair. "So any plans for tonight?" He stroked his metallic chin. "I was going to pwn noobs on fortnight but now that you're here, I have a better plan." He detached his arms so that he could pick you up and bring you to his bedroom. You noticed all the posters of the joker. "I take it you're a fan?"

He soon seemed like he was deep in thought. "We live in a society. Gamers rise up." You were confused. "Memes! The DNA of the soul! Let me show you." He went on spotify and selected Miracles by insane clown posse. He then sat next to you on the bed. "Fire, water, air and dirt. Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?" You had no clue what was happening. "Babe, you have electromagnesis powers." He blushed. "Oh yeah."

"How about I give you a demonstration?" He detached his hands and sent them flying. They soon pinned your wrists to the bed. "I need to show you something." He took of his helmet. On his forehead in place of a cyborg barcode were the words "DAMAGED" in large letters. You were turned on. "That's so hot." He chuckled. "Glad to hear you think so."

He climbed on top of you and gave you butterfly kisses. Or he would have if he still had eye sockets. He had small tubes protrude outwards so it was like being felt up by a snail. He called his hands back. "Let's see what we"re working with!" He took off your pants and noticed that you were wearing a thong with nothing but a minion on it. He then took them off. "That reminds me, I'll need to send these to Karen on Facebook. We'll see who has the better minion memes now!"

He saw your large member and then was reminded of his beloved Steve Rambo. He placed his hand on your length and began to quote one of said man's films. "It gets bigger when I pull on it." You couldn't believe that he was doing this right now. You wanted to complain but he gagged you with the minion thong. "Sometimes I pull so hard, I rip the skin!"

You let out a moan of pain. "Does it hurt!?" your boyfriend asked mockingly. You gave him a look and he relented. "Fine. And I was just getting to the good part!" He took the gag out. "Hey kitten, remember when I asked if you wanted to learn about magnets?" You nodded. "Well I think it's time."

He pulled out a box of magnetix. "I've been hoarding these since the recalls. Now I can put them to good use!" He took out some magnetic balls. "Ever heard of sounding?" You watched as he pushed a magnet down your urethra. Damn. You really hadn't been expecting that. He then started to place some more marbles down and you could hear them clink together. Eventually it become long enough for a chain to form.

He tried to pull it out but there was a problem. "Shit!" You glanced over. "What's wrong?" It turns out that the magnets had become stuck to his hand. If he tried to lift his hand then your dick would be pried off. "I have an idea." He detached his arm and then left the room. He returned with some emp grenades. "Hopefully this should work. Here goes nothing!" He pressed the trigger and his body soon fell apart like sliced meat. "Fuck."

You tried to put your boyfriend back together but it was no use. "Just get the magnets out before the grenade goes to waste!" To your horror, nothing came out. "WHAT SHOULD I DO!" You were panicking. "How the hell should I know, it's not like I have a dick myself to practise on!"  You screamed.

"Wait! What about an operation!" You groaned. "Are you telling me that I need to go to the hospital!?" He shook his head (while it was still on the floor so he looked like a dying fish on land). "No silly, we'll do it here. Just think of it like that board game, operation." You fainted on the spot. "Well that takes care of needing to knock you out!"

Sometime after Monsoon's body had formed back together, he had placed his shower curtain on the bed and then laid you on it. "How do children these days even play this?" He was looking through an operation manual. For some reason he decided to pick up the shrek edition. "Screw this, I'll just perform it myself!" He then took out his sais. "Alright, I'll just make an insertion here and then move this out of the way." He found the magnets pooled in your insides but now there was a new problem. "How am I supposed to put you back together?"

It was a few days later and you woke up on your boyfriends bed, smelling of cheeto dust. "What happened....?" You soon noticed Monsoon who was wearing a slutty nurse uniform. "Ah, good. You're awake. Would you like the good news or bad news first?"You swallowed nervously. "Good news please."

"Well I was able to remove all the magnets from your body so that situations solved. And here's the bad news.. I didn't have the tools to sew you up so for now I put a makeshift cock ring around your genitals to hold everything in place. My powers are currently holding it together but you should really get to a hospital..."

You broke down. You were never hooking up with old men you met on 4chan again.

[cinaed]

May 2024 Monthly Media

* = Rewatch/reread

Anime/Cartoons

Bob's Burgers 14.13

Delicious in Dungeon 1-3

Books/Short Stories

 I Keep My Exoskeletons to Myself by Marisa Crane

Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn

The Appeal by Janice Hallett

The Falcon Thief: a True Tale of Adventure, Treachery, and the Hunt For the Perfect Bird by Jeremy Hammer

How to Rule an Empire and Get Away With It by K.J. Parker

"The Subtler Art" by Cat Rambo

The Good, the Bad, and the Aunties by Jesse Q. Sutanto

Manga/Comics

 Johnny Wander: Our Cats Are More Famous Than Us by Ananth Hirsch and Yuko Ota

21st Century Boys Volumes 1-2 by Naoki Urasawa

Oglaf (ongoing webcomic)

Order of the Stick (ongoing webcomic)

Movies/Documentaries

Bottoms (2023)

Podcasts

Dungeons and Daddies

The Magnus Protocol

Midst

Not Another D&D Podcast

The Silt Verses

Worlds Beyond Number

Theater/Concerts

Metamorphoses (Folger Theater)

TV Shows/Web Series

Abbot Elementary 3.10-3.14

Beyond Belief 4.03-4.13

Critical Role 3.93-3.96

Dimension 20: Fantasy High 3.17-3.20

Home Economics 1.01-3.13

Marry My Husband 1-16

Survivor 46.10-46.15

[sarge-barnes-sir]

excuse me, is this seat taken?

*points to tasty thicc lap*

David Harbour as James “Jim” Hopper 02/??

[beforecolin]

THINGS LIL B LOOKS LIKE

* Basedgod

* God

* Jesus

* a farmer

* Frasier

* Lil B

* Paris Hilton

* Rick Ross

* you

* 50

* her father

* JK Rowling

* John Stockton

* Kurt Angle

* Macy Gray

* Master P

* Mr. T

* Obama

* Sisqo

* Tim McGraw

* a bitch

* a black man

* a cowboy

* a doctor's patient

* a Frenchman

* a lawyer

* a loner

* a mannequin

* a nerd

* a princess

* a prophet

* a Roman

* a scholar

* a surgeon

* a thug

* a troll

* A-Rod

* Al Capone

* Ben and Jerry

* Big Meech

* Caesar

* Carson Daly

* Chauncey Billups

* Clinton

* Contra

* Darth Vader

* Ed Roper

* Fidel Castro

* for real

* fucking Mary

* Gary

* Glenn Close

* Harry Potter

* Homer

* J Cole

* James Blunt

* James Worthy

* Jay Sean

* Jeremy Shockey

* Jerry Springer

* Jiffy

* Keemie

* King George (w/ Tin hat)

* King Tut (in B.C.)

* Kobe

* Marilyn Manson

* Martha Stewart

* Matlock

* Mel Gibson

* Mermaid

* money

* Ms. America

* Nelly

* nuh

* OJ

* Oprah Winfrey

* Parker

* Pat Swayze

* Phil Collins

* Prince

* Rambo

* Regis

* Rex Grossman

* Sam Cassell

* Scream 3

* Shaquille (from Nine-Three)

* Steve Austin

* Ted Bundy

* Ted Danson

* the moon man

* The Pope

* their father

* they father

* ugh!

* Usher

* Wayne Gretzky

* what

* ya daddy

* your partner

[arsenalgbt]

can i ask you your top 5 arsenal ship? 👀

(love your blog and works btw!)

CAN YOU---OF COURSE YOU CAN ANON, PLEASE, FINALLY LET'S GOURrr

it's so long grab a snack~

1.a. Aaron/Martin like, sorry I coined 'martindale' you saw it you heard it here on my tumblr FIRST. writing martindale? will be there. reading martindale? I will be there. screaming crying at their interactions caught in 4k? will be there. discussing with my fellow martindale believers? I'm in.

blame everything on Aaron mucking about Martin being the el parchio of the squad and my gunnerinnas' tags whenever Aaron says sth about Martin.

and how we all are a bit 👁👄👁 about our captain's behaviour around men 😋😋😋

1.b. Benjamin/Willo. anon I can write an essay........... but long story short, it's cuz they're such opposites!!!! visual wise and personality wise they're sooo chef's kiss.

this ship is just so VIVID in my fucking mind. older, kinda bitchy, secretly funny, definitely slutty, very cool benjamin/scary, menacing aura but looks about 5 y/o when smiling, actually younger, hilarious willo? obsessed!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(also I'll just say it again with my whole chest; I hailed willo as a babie way way before gunnerinnas began gushing about him. it was me and the thirsty twitter men. I did it. I love that now my gunnerinnas have come out supporting the babieliba agenda!!)

2. sakanelli 😭😭😭 ik I'm not too vocal about them but I rly rly rly like them, they're so precious to me hence they're second on my list. two starboys?????? imagine such iconic power couple, giggling, cuddling, nelli improving his English picking up Londoner accent because of his bestie B???---except I can and will only write G rated fics about them. sometimes soon, I hope. I remember one of my moots' tags, something along these lines; "it's so important to me that they both actually like each other" under a sakanelli post AND TRUST ME. oh the possibility. oh the 'started from the bottom now we're here' trope. they're my babies. I read a sakanelli fic on ao3 but it was so sad 😭

3. reiss/either Aaron or Jorginho....... I know. I KNOW IM SO QUIRKYYY CRIES. listen; aaron/reiss size difference? DELISH. jorginho/reiss being opposites (infuriating old man/calm, confused boy toy) PLUS reiss' babygirlism from one (1) video

literally I haven't stopped recycling this gif as my motivation to continue writing sugar daddy jorgi/confused reiss lol

tldr; it's reiss' face tbfh. he's so pretty... like... i CAN'T let such a pretty face go to waste (not writing fics about him lol).

fuck I think that's it?? cuz I like these three equally:

xhakarteta; BUT eye think eye am just a reader. it's so hard to get their characterisations right (for the standard I set for myself lol). thus, I'm afraid/lazy to get my hands on writing actual plot for them 🫡

Aaron/benjamin; again, amazing, time proven, OG friends to lovers trope, etc etc but I'm just a reader for them I guess!!!?????? same excuse with my view regarding xhakarteta. them fics I read??? LOVE THEM. Aaron is soooooooooo whipped, so golden retriever coded. spoiler alert; I'm writing an Aaron/Benjamin/Martin threesome as we speak :O

ZINNY/GABBY OH GOSH!! Zinny is clearly so into gabby but gabby is this sexy workaholic who is never aware of the attention he gets from men (multiple). iktr.

honorary mention, I used to and still have a soft spot for giroud/ramsey. like... goddamn rambo was thirsty... and granit/ramsey as well ngl... OH ALSO; nelli/fabio lmaooo gawd these twinks...

PSA; in my hc, Aaron Ramsdale had a crush on Leno 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAY NOW TELL ME YOURS! thank you for reading thanks for liking my works!!!!

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My redneck neighbor Doug's interpretations on various 'Bad Batch' characters

So, it turns out my neighbor Doug, who lives next to me, is a MASSIVE Star Wars nerd. Hooray! Found this out earlier during a snow storm. He was thrilled when he found out my kids and I watch this show together, and had some...brilliant...insights on how he interprets the show. I'll be dropping some of the wildest descriptions here from time to time.

This was months ago, but damn it, it was so wild how this chubby Cajun Boomer described the show. I'm going to drop some of his best gems that he's texted me since January:

Crosshair: "So that there's Daddy Warcrimes. All you need to know is he lives on beer and Slim Jims, has more guns then Jesus got faith, and that he does your mom on the weekends, and then you thank him for his service."

Hunter: "Aw man, we got Rambo up in this place. Daddy Rambo. He looks like he's got some hot wife with a huge butt who makes amazing biscuits, but he only showers on the weekends for reasons he won't tell you."

Wrecker: "I know, I KNOW, he's got some cool Star Wars name, but in my head, he's Julio. He looks like a Julio, ya know? Every Julio's been the nicest guy with a truck and a million friends. I swear. I bet he's a contractor and lays pipe like you wouldn't believe." ::winks::

Tech: "Hm, yeah, I know him. That's Ryan-from-Accounting, somebody's hipster dad. You know, everyone knows a Ryan who works in accounting, he's quiet, only drinks IPAs, and has a bitch wife named Laura who drives a Kia and is always yelling at him. Poor man. I hope Julio saves him from his bitch wife Laura."*

Echo: "Eh, Toaster Strudel. Homeboy looks like his daddy had an affair with a convection oven on shore leave and forgot to pay child support."

Omega: "Little Orphan Blondie. I hope she gets real parents or something besides those freaky alien things running the mall on the ocean."**

Admiral Rampart: "I hate this smarmy jack-ass already. He looks like my asshole nephew who got some fancy degree but can't keep a job in corporate because he's such a little ass, he talks down to the janitors and always leaves at 2 pm 'to beat traffic'. He's MBA-Rob."

*=I can't emphasize the vitriol Doug had in his voice when describing 'bitch wife named Laura'. I am so deeply concerned for Ryan-from-Accounting, wherever he is.

**= 'The mall on the ocean' describing Tipoca City sent me. That is how I refer to it now.