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lightvsdark18 · 2 years ago

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Some responses to voicelines (Idia)

Why can't classes have login bonuses, too? That'd almost make me wanna show up.

I could agree with that.

Hey. ...So, uh, can I go now?

Fine...

Some weirdos out there love doing challenge runs using characters with gimmicky stats.

So?

S-seriously, why pay so much attention to me? What's the fun in that? Knock it off with the grin, geez... Weirdo...

*Pats him on the head*

Now I'm getting pumped. The whole universe awaits me! ...Yeah, okay, that was kinda cringe.

Even if it was, does it really matter? The universe awaits us, Idia.

School Uniform

If you can put on that uniform and greet even a loner like me with a smile... Man, respect.

Idia, come on...

I don't need to go to the classroom. I can just take the class on my tablet. Leave me alone.

Uh, hey... Sorry, I'm not too social. Could you just, uh, ignore me? Think of me as dirt, if it helps.

Idia, don't say that.

I'm really not into talking face to face, but maybe over a BG... Huh? You don't know what that is? It stands for board game...

Then let's play a board game. I'm curious what this world has.

P.E. Uniform

I'm so bummed out right now. What good is exercise, anyway?

It improves your stamina and health.

You've got energy to burn, right? H-how about going to class in my place? D-d-don't worry, nobody will notice!

Ah, yes. People wouldn't notice the blue fire haired guy not sitting in the classroom.

I can't deal with this. I'm so out of shape. I need a break; I've got some moussaka stuck in my throat.

("Why doesn't that sound familiar?")

Mr. Azul and I are close competitors in flight class... in a race to the bottom.

Oh.

Labwear

Shh! I'm trying to focus. Could you please not talk to me?

Rude.

Y-y-you're asking me?! You're kidding, right?

What's wrong with asking you?

Really? You're having trouble with the basic textbook questions? That's, like, baby mode stuff.

Says the guy who can build anything in a day.

If you want help with questions, get Mr. Grim to let me pet him. Then we'll talk.

You have to ask Grim to let you pet him, not me.

Crewel gets on my case to "stop hunching over like a cat" every time I see him. I can't deal with dog people... Dogs themselves are okay, though.

The problem isn't he's a dog person, the problem is he's weird.

Oh sure, NOW everybody wants my help... That's why 3D is dumpster-tier.

Wait, what happened?

You seem antsy. Not a fan of experiments, are you? Mwee hee hee.

Hush.

Ceremonial Robes

What's the point of holding ceremonies offline when we've got the internet at our fingertips?

To in sure everyone is attending. You fake your presence online.

Feels like everybody's mean-mugging me. Th-they're all trashing me behind my back, aren't they? They gotta be!

And if they aren't?

Why can't they just livestream these ceremonies? Gathering in person is a waste of time and energy.

A lot of people back home would argue with that.

This college sure attracts a lot of extroverts for a place with such a dark and gloomy name. You're the only one I can count on - a friend to introverts.

Wanna say hewwo to Wucius today. That gwumpy-wumpy kitty with his widdle kitty paw-paws... Erk! YOU HEARD NOTHING.

Idia, what the fuck?

I hear your dorm's barely got anyone in it. That's the life, right there. Wish Ortho and I could have OUR dorm all to ourselves...

You two can come visit if you want.

Dorm Uniform

You're pretty unlucky yourself. Maybe Lady Luck's spitting on you like she does to me.

Idia, don't say that.

Talking to people tires me out. If you don't need anything, I'm gonna go now.

Fine...

Getting housewarden is like winning the reverse lottery.

Eh, at least the students respect you. The job would be harder if they didn't.

I-is it really that rare to see me in my dorm uniform? I... I don't look like a total doof or anything, right? ...Right?

You look nice.

Fun fact: You see all these triangles on my uniform? That pattern's based on the outfit worn by the King of the Underworld.

Really?

You wanna know if my hair's hot? It can get that way when I'm mad, but not usually… ...Wanna touch it? Scratch that. Forget I asked.

Aw...

Starsending

Trey's all chill and mature, right? But here's the thing: you can never tell what guys like that are REALLY thinking.

From what I heard from Ace and Deuce, I'm guessing probably teeth.

Suitor Suit

What? Why are you making that face? Do I look FUNNY to you? I'm not-

Hold on! I was just thinking you look really nice. Handsome even.

Do whatever you want with me. Just get it over with!

*Kisses him on the cheek*

If you want to talk romance, I'm your guy. I'm familiar with all the popular fan ships in video games and manga. You might even call me an expert.

(smug) What about offline romance?

I could never live with someone else. You have NO idea how miserable I was sharing a dorm room. That was before I became housewarden.

Living with a stranger vs a person you love and trust is different.

What? Do you... Do you wanna wear this outfit? By all means, take it! Take it right now!

But would it fit me though?

Halloween

E-even I look forward to events sometimes! You got a problem with that?!

No, it's just I never seen you so hyper before.

What kind of costume are you gonna wear? Don't tell me you're just gonna put on a headband or hat and call it good.

Hey! I'm limited on funds. I would love to really dress up, but I can't.

Lions are supposedly part of the Felidae family, but Leona's about as docile as an angry lawnmower. Oooh, I wanna widdle kitty cat to hug and kiss…

Same... Docile as an angry lawnmower. Heh.

Let me be clear: there is no nerd alive who hates Halloween!

I doubt that.

Hee hee... My costume's really durable because I made it with a 3D printer.

3D printer? Darn.

#twisted wonderland #twst voicelines #idia shroud

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fluffy-ami · 3 years ago

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hewwo!! umm do you happen to have any lee levi (from obey me ofc lol) hcs you want to share?? i love him so very much and i don't really see that much content of him around here 😭

A/N: Aww, hello, sweetie pie! Of course I have some hcs for our hardcore otaku third-born! Sometimes I think that I was born to say

‘‘ *literally any character that i like* t-word content where ಠ_ಠ‚‚

Leviathan 🎮

Okay, this is a tradition where I just want to write the first headcannon, but the first thing I say is "OMG EVERYONE SHUT UP I LOVE THIS BOI SO MUCH-"

I said it, now we can move on.

I think that everyone just silently agreed that tickle fights between the sweet demon-brothers are a thing. And of course Levi takes part in them (even when he says he doesn't want to, but he's lying actually lmao)

Okay-okay-okay, I like to think that tickling is Levi's somewhat favourite way of physical affection (atstsitdmbg let's be honest, it's everyone's favourite in that god-damn giant house-) with people who he trusts. He's not much of a "huggy" person, even with his brothers, but tickles are just fine. They make him laugh, feel tingly and warm. And loved. Even if it's Mammon "torturing" the hell out of him.

"Eeewww, normies are not allowed to touch me", but they're his favourite normies and they know it, this is fine 👍🏻

Time to talk about his worst spots! I think that Levi is very ticklish on his sides, neck, ribs and under his knees.

Mammon and MC are the ones who attack our Mr. Dark-and-Moody the most XD

Levi doesn't want to go to bed? Tickles. Levi doesn't want to wake up? Tickles. Levi forgets to eat his dinner? Tickles. Levi talks bad things about himself again? Cuddle pile with all his brothers and MC, and then the literal tickle war.

Sometimes, when Levi feels worse than usual (wohooo, anxiety let's gooo), he comes to Lucifer. His older brother is "actually a very good listener and advicer, even if he's a normie". On one of these days, Leviathan actually said that to his big bro. And Lucy was like: “Was that a "thank you" to your big brother? So nice to hear it from you!” And Levi got playfully wrecked (for the sake of cheer-ups, bois). Of course after a few minutes Lucifer let him go. And he just knows that his little bro is alright, because this big blushy baby quickly jumps back up on his feet, throwing a dramatic “I take back every good thing I said to you earlier!” at Lucifer and retreating to his own room, only making the latter chuckle.

When MC plays video games together with Levi, they just can't help it, they have to use some tickles to distract him and win at least one match 🎮

Leviathan's laugh sounds somewhat awkward, and he always tries to muffle it, because he thinks that it's ugly, but in reality it's not. And Mammon screaming "HOLD HIS WRISTS CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO HEAR IT-" to MC while they're attacking Levi just won't leave my head-

Tickle games/nursery rhymes/baby-talk. Work. Wonders. On. Him.

And yes, our otaku-boy can't handle compliments ✨

It's MC who always says sweet and childish things while tickling him. And the tickling alone is enough to make Levi's face turn pink, but with MC he straight-up becomes a tomato. And if after a tickle fight with his favourite human Leviathan accidently runs into some of his brothers, they always look at his face, giggle knowingly and they're like: "...You good my guy?"

LEVI ACCIDENTLY SUMMONING LOTAN WHILE BEING TICKLED OKAY NOAH I'M SORRY BUT IT BECAME CANON FOR ME AND I'M SCREAMING–

A/N: I have many silly things in my head, but I don't want to write too much here XD

So, I hope that you liked those! Thanks for the request, and don't forget to stay hydrated and take care about yourself! 🎮✨

#obey me #lee!leviathan #leviathan #tickle headcanons #tickling #my stuff #🌸soft noah🌸#i hope you don't mind me giving you this tag #i'm too shy to talk to people #but at least i can give good people the content they like (^._.^)ﾉ💖

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yeah-all-of-it · 3 years ago

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“Hey, sleepyhead! Get up! Busy day!” Ian calls from the bathroom.

He hears a grumpy, incoherent groan come from somewhere underneath the pile of blankets on the bed. After he finishes fixing his hair, he walks over to the bed. He perches himself gently on the edge, slowly sliding his hand underneath the bright white, high thread count duvet, a housewarming gift they had treated themselves to several months ago along with a new mattress and some sheets. After having to bang in walk-in coolers and dugouts and sleep on old mattresses and prison bunks for years, they wanted their bed to be a haven.

He has to feel around but Ian finally finds the waistband of Mickey’s boxers, and slips his hand in. This elicits a more pleasant groan from the pile of blankets.

Ian leans down and whispers softly, “We don’t have time now since someone decided to sleep in so long, but if you get up now, I promise I’ll make it worth your while later.”

“Ugh, fine,” Mickey grumbles, throwing off the covers and rolling out of bed. He stumbles to the bathroom, still half asleep, and shuts the door. Ian continues getting ready as he hears Mickey’s usual morning ritual; taking a piss, washing his face, brushing his teeth. He emerges from the bathroom several minutes later, decidedly more alert, and stops dead in his tracks.

There, standing in front of the full length mirror affixed to the back of the bedroom door, is his husband. He is dressed in a navy blue suit that looks like it was crafted just for his body. A slim fit jacket that enhances his broad shoulders and hugs his muscular arms. Slim leg trousers that show off his perfect ass, still deliciously thick from a few remaining quarantine pounds. Underneath the jacket is a crisp white dress shirt with a burgundy tie, and he has a pair of wing tips the color of caramel on his feet. He has put some gel in his red hair, not losing his curls, but styling them a bit more than normal. In short, he looks fucking incredible.

Once Mickey is able to breathe again, he manages to get out a flirty, “Hey there, Mr. Milkovich,” while very blatantly panning his eyes up and down Ian’s body.

Ian glances up at his husband, standing there in nothing but his ratty boxers, and grins at him.

“See somethin’ you like?” Ian inquires.

Mickey nods his head and smiles that million watt smile of his.

“C’mere.”

Mickey does as instructed and saunters over to Ian, who wraps Mickey tight in his arms and presses a kiss onto his mouth, gently sucking on Mickey’s lower lip. He lets his hands wander aimlessly all over Mickey’s bare back and Mickey melts into him with a soft “hmmmm”.

“Okay okay okay,” Mickey finally interjects, and pulls away. “You’re turnin’ me the fuck on and unless you want that fancy fuckin’ suit ripped off’a you right now, we gotta stop.”

Ian steps back and holds up both hands in mock surrender.

He then walks over to the dresser to grab his wallet and phone. “Mick, you got about forty five minutes to get ready before we have to leave.” He kisses Mickey on the cheek and steps out of the bedroom door, yelling from the hallway, “I’ll brew some coffee and we can take it with us. Lip will kill me if we’re late for his wedding.”

Forty minutes later, Mickey walks out into the living room where Ian is waiting on the sofa, playing some stupid game on his phone. He has poured two travel mugs of coffee that are in front of him on the coffee table. He looks up when he hears Mickey enter the room.

Mickey has on a modern dark gray suit, black dress shirt, black tie, and black wing tips. He’s gelled his jet black hair and it harkens back to years ago, when he was younger and wore his hair gelled every day. His brushed white gold wedding band gleams in the sunlight coming in from the window as he reaches up to adjust his tie. His bright blue eyes pop against the dark color of the suit. Ian sets his phone down and stands up slowly, unable to take his eyes off of his husband.

“Hell-o, Mr. Gallagher,” Ian purrs, while strutting up to Mickey, placing his hands on either side of his freshly shaven face. He slides his hands down Mickey’s arms and buries his nose in the crook of his neck, breathing in deeply. He smells of shampoo and Irish Spring soap, fresh from the shower, not yet tainted by the scent of cigarette smoke. He kisses Mickey’s neck gently, sighs, and reluctantly pulls away.

“We have to leave right now if we plan on being at the church by noon for the first round of pictures,” Ian states, double checking his watch.

“Alright, well let’s get goin’, GQ,” Mickey says with a sly grin and a quick raise of his eyebrows, grabbing his coffee on the way out.

Ian’s close behind and smacks Mickey on the ass before closing the door behind them.

———

“You’re early! I’m so fuckin’ proud!” Lip exclaims as the Gallagher-Milkoviches walk into the church.

He steps up to Ian and gives him a tight hug with a firm pat on the back; actually shakes Mickey’s hand. “Hey, you shitheads clean up pretty nice!”

Ian and Mickey both give him synchronized middle fingers.

“Uncle Mickey! Uncle Ian!” Franny yells and runs up to them, jumping into Mickey’s arms. She’s wearing a burgundy sparkly dress with a poofy tulle skirt and gold Doc Martens.

“Hey, kid!” Mickey says sweetly, swinging the tiny girl into the air, causing her to squeal with delight.

“Franny, you look beautiful!” Ian says to her once Mickey has set her down. “I love your dress!”

“It’s like the one I wore when you married Uncle Mickey!” she chirps cheerfully.

“It sure is!” Ian exclaims, giving her a big hug.

“Hey, Lip, where’s the newest little Gallagher?” Ian inquires. “Gotta get some snuggles in before things get busy.”

“She’s right over here, man. Tami’s got her. She’s gotta go get dressed anyway. Come on.”

Ian walks with Lip over to Tami, who is holding a snuggly baby in her arms, dressed in a soft cotton burgundy colored dress and a white cardigan, with little gold moccasins on her feet. Tami gives Ian a big hug and passes the baby off to him before heading elsewhere to put her gown on.

“Hey, there Sophie Gallagher. Uncle Ian missed you!” he coos. “I can’t believe you are three whole months old! And your mommy and daddy are getting married today!”

He glances up and sees Mickey standing off to the side, looking at Ian holding the baby with nothing but love in his eyes. Ian can’t wait to have kids with Mickey, but there is no pressure. They’ll get there one day. Right now they’re just enjoying being husbands and uncles. Mickey’s still nervous around babies, but Franny and Fred adore him.

“Okay okay, my turn!” Debbie interjects. She carefully takes Sophie from Ian and goes to sit down.

Ian spots Fred and heads over to him. “Freddie, my man, what’s up!” he says and picks up the toddler in the matching tiny blue suit who wraps his arms around Ian’s neck, saying, “Hewwo, Uncle Een!” in his sweet little voice. “Where’s Uncle Mickey?”

“He’s right over there. You wanna go tickle him?” Ian asks playfully.

“Yeah! Wet’s go!” They run over and wrap Mickey in a big bear hug. The tough guy can’t help but melt into a big puddle around his nieces and nephew.

“Hey, buddy!” Mickey exclaims, laughing at Fred’s small fingers tickling his sides.

Typical Gallagher chaos is happening. Liam is trying fruitlessly to convince Franny to go potty before things start. Debbie and Lip are arguing about something, as usual. Carl can’t find his suit jacket.

“Alright, we’ve gotta get this show on the road, people!” the photographer yells over the noise.

The photographer attempts to line up the bridesmaids - a couple of Tami’s childhood friends, Debbie, and Cami as the maid of honor, all dressed in burgundy chiffon floor length gowns. Debbie continues to gripe at Lip from her spot in line.

He then tries to get all the boys to line up - Ian, who is the best man, Brad, Carl, and Liam the groomsmen. The photographer has to shoot Ian a look as he puts Carl in a headlock when they are supposed to be lining up.

“Sorry!” Ian yells, straightening his suit and stepping into place.

Rounding up Franny and Fred and getting them to stand still proves to be easier than getting the adults to cooperate.

Mickey just sits back and watches the Gallagher shitshow with a huge grin on his face.

———

“You ready to do this, big brother?” Ian asks while standing in the hallway behind the sanctuary. The faint sound of people finding their seats and conversing quietly fills the air around them.

“Absolutely. Tami’s a good woman, ya know? She calls me on my bullshit, which is something I really need. She’s fuckin’ beautiful and she’s an amazing mom to Fred and Sophie. I’m really fuckin’ lucky, man,” Lip says, and Ian thinks he sees tears forming in Lip’s eyes. “I love her.”

Ian just smiles. “Soft motherfucker,” he jokes quietly and wraps his big brother in a hug, squeezing the back of his neck.

They hear the wedding march begin and know it’s their cue to step out into the sanctuary.

As they stand at the front of the church, the doors open and reveal Tami on the arm of her father, wearing a white beaded gown. It’s strapless and form fitting til it gets to the bottom where it fans out. She has her long blonde hair pulled up into a soft chignon, wispy hairs around her face, no veil. Simple. Lovely. She has a radiant smile on her face as she looks at her husband to be.

They begin to recite their vows and Ian notices they have chosen traditional vows. The same ones he and Mickey said to each other almost two years before.

“I Phillip, take you, Tami...”

“I Tami, take you, Phillip...”

“In sickness and in health...”

Ian can’t help but find Mickey in the crowd, locking eyes with him.

“For richer or poorer...”

Mickey softly smiles at Ian, and Ian just knows that sensitive asshole’s eyes are tearing up.

“Til death do us part.”

Ian is smiling at his husband like an idiot now, unable to take his gaze off of him. He can’t help but think of the day when they said those same beautiful words to each other, meaning them with their whole hearts. They had already been through most of it; sickness, poverty, better and worse. And they had made it. Making those promises that day just cemented that they would always go through those inevitable things together.

It was the best day of Ian’s life. The beginning of their forever. No more forced separations. No more goodbyes. No more lonely nights, wondering if the other is safe and okay. He has to fight back tears; this is Lip and Tami’s day after all.

Lost in thought, he’s startled back to the present by applause as Lip dips Tami for a kiss that’s a little too hot for church. This elicits a standing ovation and whoops and whistles from the guests. Ian can’t help but cheer and clap for his brother and his new wife.

———

After another hour of pictures, these including the bride and groom, they all head to the reception hall.

It’s decorated with white and burgundy linen tablecloths and elaborate floral centerpieces. There are Edison bulb strings hanging from the ceiling. A DJ is spinning beside the parquet dance floor, disco lights flashing away. There is a large table full of chafing dishes and a three tired cake on a separate round table.

“Man, the Tamiettis really went all out,” Mickey says to Ian, grabbing a carrot stick off one of the veggie platters with his fingers, sticking it into the bowl of dip, and shoving it into his mouth.

“Like you have room to talk, Mr. Gold- chiavaris-with-the-white-cushions,” Ian jokes, to which Mickey responds with a light hearted “fuck off”.

After filling their starving bellies with meatballs, chicken wings, finger sandwiches, and cake, the Gallaghers take to the dance floor. They know how to party and they’re not about to let this amazing night with music, free food, and an open bar go to waste.

The whole family is dancing to YMCA, a wedding reception staple, when the end of it fades into a slow song. Ian and Mickey lock eyes. Ian raises a quizzical eyebrow and Mickey nods, almost imperceptibly. Ian slowly walks over to him, gently grips his hips, and pulls him in close. Mickey snakes his arms around Ian’s waist and grasps his hands together at Ian’s lower back. Ian slides his hands up Mickey’s arms and wraps them around his shoulders. They sway slowly to the music, bodies pressed together so closely they can feel each other’s hearts thrumming in their chests. Mickey nuzzles his face into Ian’s neck as Ian rubs his hand on the back of Mickey’s head. They are intoxicated by each other, the romance of the day, and the few Old Styles they’ve shared from the bar.

“Hey, Ian?” Mickey inquires, a little muffled, not bothering to move his face from its place in Ian’s neck.

“Yeah, Mick?” Ian questions, talking into Mickey’s hair.

He hesitates for a second, like he’s trying to think of the right words. “Maybe... maybe it’s the beer, or… or just this day, or maybe being married to your ass is making me fuckin’ soft...” he drifts off.

“Out with it, Mick,” Ian sighs calmly.

“It’s just... I love you. So fuckin’ much. I feel like I don’t say it enough, man,” Mickey finally confesses.

Ian stops swaying, pulls back, and tenderly holds Mickey’s head in his hands. Looks him directly in the eyes. “Mickey. Listen to me. No, you don’t say it very much. But you don’t need to. Because you show me every fuckin’ day. And that’s so much more important and meaningful to me.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah. I mean… you got me to stop wallowing on the couch when I lost my job, paid enough attention that you knew where that could lead. Stopped it before it got bad. Checked in with me. Don’t know where I’d be, ya know mentally, if it wasn’t for you. Worrying about me and shit. Fuck, I probably would have fallen through the cracks years ago without you. And… and you created a job for me so we could work together. You planned a surprise anniversary party for me. You moved to the fuckin’ Westside because I wanted to. You agreed to buy a duvet, for fuck’s sake, and helped me pick it out,” Ian laughs.

“Okay, yeah, I guess I am a pretty amazing husband. You really fuckin’ lucked out, Gallagher.”

“Yeah, damn straight I did,” Ian smiles and pulls his husband back into his arms, thinking the matter settled.

There’s a short beat before Mickey says, so quietly Ian almost doesn’t hear it, “I fuckin’ lucked out, too, ya know.”

“Ya did?” Ian asks casually, expecting a snarky answer. Another slow song has begun so they stay where they are, in each other’s arms on the dance floor.

“Yeah, man. Like… like with my fuckin’ dad?” Mickey begins.

Okay, not where Ian was expecting this conversation to go.

“You… you found nurses for him and shit… and kept trying when they… didn’t work out.” Mickey keeps pausing, like the conversation is making him uncomfortable, but he can’t stop. “He was an evil prick that didn’t fuckin’ deserve our help… but you helped anyway… for me, ya know? ‘Cause it was important to me.

“And then… when he…” Mickey sniffs uncomfortably, reaches up and scratches his nose with his thumb. “…you just let me cry for like, 4 days. Didn’t make fun of me. And you held me. But you didn’t let me forget what a monster he was, no matter how hard I tried to only remember the good shit.”

“Mick, it’s okay, we don’t have to talk about all this, not here anyway —,” Ian begins but Mickey interrupts him.

“No, I wanna… I spent so much of my life never saying what I fuckin’ feel and I want to tell you right now how I fuckin’ feel,” Mickey declares, determined but still so tender.

Ian just nods for him to continue.

“Look, all the shit with my dad is in the past. But I’ll never forget the way you were …just, there for me. Through all of it. It just… it meant a lot to me. It meant everything to me, man. I just… sorry, all this wedding shit has me all fuckin’ emotional and I just needed to let it out. Tell you what you mean to me, that’s all.” He clenches his eyes shut, and squeezes the bridge of his nose with his fingers, only briefly. “Just… don’t fuckin’ get used to it, okay?”

Mickey grins after that last statement, relieving some of the tense emotion of the last several minutes.

Ian smiles back and replies sarcastically, “Wasn’t planning on it, softie.”

“You’re a fuckin’ dick,” Mickey laughs and draws Ian in close, starts to sway to the music again.

“Hey, Mick?” Ian whispers into Mickey’s ear as the song finishes. “I love you too,” and he feels Mickey’s smile light up against his skin.

Ian and Mickey dance and drink the rest of the evening away, celebrating not only Lip and Tami, but also the freedom they’ve found in being so emotionally vulnerable with one another. There is a lightness that comes after getting things off their chests, sharing their unfiltered feelings with one another. This might not have been the ideal occasion to share such heavy stuff, but Ian doesn’t want Mickey to ever be scared again to just blurt out how he fuckin’ feels every minute.

———

They aren’t completely wasted, but are definitely drunk enough that they shouldn’t be driving home. They grab an Uber and Carl, who has an early shift the next morning and quit drinking around 9, drives the ambulance to the Gallagher house where they’ll pick it up later.

Feeling no pain, they laugh and joke and sing like when they were just drunk teenagers, arms tangled around each other, up the elevator and down the hall. It’s nearly 1am and they aren’t exactly being quiet. Their neighbor across the hall, an older eccentric lady named Rhonda, pokes her head out to see what the commotion is, catching the two men pressed up against the wall outside her door in the middle of a steamy kiss.

They finally notice her presence, break apart and Ian blurts out, “Heyyyy, Ms. Rhonda! So sorry to bother you!” as their cheeks turn bright red. They’re not embarrassed that she caught them making out in the hallway, they’re embarrassed because this isn’t the first time she’s caught them making out in the hallway.

“Oh, you beautiful boys are no bother!” she laughs. “Wish I had someone to throw me against a wall and kiss me like that. Shew! You two crazy kids have a great night; god love ya!” and retreats back into her apartment with a friendly smile and a wave.

They laugh, bid her good night, and decide they should probably go inside their apartment before they encounter one of their less friendly neighbors. Ian fumbles around with the key for what feels like an eternity before finally getting the door open. They stumble through the door, slamming it shut loudly behind them, Ian reaching up to lock the deadbolt.

He stops as soon as he throws the keys onto the entry table.

“In case I haven’t told you yet, Mick, you look hot as fuck in that suit. But…,” he steps closer to Mickey. “I think it’ll look even better on our bedroom floor,” Ian teases.

“‘Ey, you look pretty fuckin’ hot yourself,” Mickey responds, biting his lip.

They just stare at each other for a moment, appreciating the sight before them. Suits and ties and dressy shit don’t happen around here that often.

“S’you remember your promise from this morning, right? That if I got outta bed, you’d make it worth my while later?” Mickey asks playfully.

“Yeah?”

“Well, it’s fuckin’ later, Gallagher. Time to pay up,” Mickey declares with a flirty grin.

Ian doesn’t even hesitate. Grabs Mickey around the waist and pushes him back toward their bedroom, to their bed with the cloud mattress and the bright white duvet, to their haven.

ETA: Check out Ian, Mickey, and Rhonda’s friendship origin story here!

#I wrote my first fic!#well not my first but this was the first one that I felt wasn’t too garbage to share #please be kind #this is so far out of my comfort zone and I can’t believe I’m actually sharing this for other people to read #gallavich fic #ian and mickey #3.5k #post season 11 #sorry it doesn’t have a title

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luminous-shifting-vibes · 4 years ago

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*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

#tw drugs #tw swearing #tw cannibalism #tw crime #tw food #tw homophobia #shitpost #out of context #out of context quotes #lumi's quotes

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naomisimagines · 5 years ago

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Hewwo! Can I request Leon and reader narrowly snatching the Champion title from him and going from flabbergasted, to elated, to worried and slightly regretful before rushing and slamming into him in a tight hug? (bonus point if the reader has a crush on Leon and they both have a bit of a "thing" going on >;3) I just felt so bad after beating him during the tournament, I just wanted a chance to give SOME comfort to the big boy,,, ;v; Thankch for your time, have some nice holidays! :D

coming right up!! ~ ModEevee

You exhaled nervously, looking up at the vast walls of Wyndon Stadium that stood before you. Today was the day, you knew, the day you would finally take on Leon. Your face flushed slightly as you thought of him, but you shook away the feeling, replacing it with solid determination.

To prepare, you had watched plenty of his matches, recent and older, thanks to Leon’s younger brother, Hop, who had graciously let you watch all of them in exchange for some pointers on how he could improve his team. You wanted to know Leon’s strategies before going into the battle, that way you could totally blow him away by showing him up completely.

But you were still worried that you had missed something, or that just the sheer power of Leon’s team would completely crush your well trained up team anyways. Your heart clenched at the fears that continuously bubbled up in your mind and heart, but you eventually brushed it all aside, finally walking forward from your trance to get registered for the finals.

As soon as you were in the changing rooms, your trusty Sylveon hopped out of its PokeBall, chirping at you happily as you slid on your Gym Uniform. Sylveon always loved the energetic setting and feeling being down on the pitch brought and you knew she was excited to finally take on the Champion.

You were excited too, but of course, you started thinking about Leon again. He had taken it upon himself to join you along your journey, since his younger brother Hop had too many plans, none of which involved traveling with you. Plus the other two familiar challengers you recognized, Marnie and Bede, seemed to have schedules of their own as well.

Leon had taught you how to set up a tent and you had cooked him a great number of curries as well. And just like true rivals, you and Leon battled at every turn, usually after you beat a Gym Leader, or needed a bit of a pick-me-up.

But you couldn’t help but long for more of him. Every time he disappeared to do something Champion related, you felt extremely lonely, and the enjoyable conversations you had while traveling upon the routes had you wishing you knew more about him.

You’re sure you know more about Leon than most people, but there was something that was drawing you to him. You had learned little things about Leon every day that made you question him, but also made him more personable and seem less of an important public figure.

Like, who knew the Champion of the Galar region was such a wreck? You’re sure that everyone knows he’s absolutely lost when it comes to directions, but sometimes, he even tries to convince you that you’re going the wrong way as well! Only cause “he swears it didn’t look like this” or “it didn’t seem familiar to him”, and when you listen to him begrudgingly, it only ends up causing you to become lost.

You wonder how he even became Champion in the first place sometimes.

Or why he puts milk before cereal. Which when you found that out, you had screamed in horror and taken both the milk and cereal away from him because you were dying on the inside because of the unacceptable act. You also ignored him for a whole hour before your guilt got the best of you, but you’ll never forgive him for such a vile act.

But anyways, you hoisted up your gym shorts, grabbing your teams PokeBalls before looking at the tournament chart. It looked like you would be battling Nessa first. You switched your team around that way you would send out Roserade first and returned Sylveon to its Pokeball with a smile on your face.

You jogged out onto the track, the smile on your face never leaving as the crowd starting cheering.

Even after the whole catastrophe with Rose, nothing could destroy your spirit. You had easily won the final tournament, taking down the Gym Leaders you had already battled before with ease.

But now, only Leon remained to defeat, and you hadn’t seen him, even when you took over for him in taking down Eternatus. You wistfully sighed, glancing up at the towering stadium that stood before you again.

Suddenly, all of your Pokemon burst out of their PokeBalls, crying happily as they looked at you with determination. Your Incineroar even stepped forward picking you up rapidly and spinning you around as you laughed loudly.

“Thanks you guys!,” you said, smiling, “I know all of you will do great today!” Your Pokemon cry out again, and your Weavile and Roserade get into fighting stances, pretending to fight each other, and both you and your Inteleon shook your heads jokingly.

Your Tyranitar jumped up behind Roserade and Weavile, cheering like it was pretending to be the crowd. Sylveon jumped into your arms, scared by the sudden noise, and you giggled playfully, holding out their PokeBalls as if to say that fun time was over.

All of them looked at you proudly before you returned them, walking into the stadium with a newfound pride in your heart. Your Pokemon weren’t doubting anything, so why should you? You’re not going to drag down their good mood with your doubts, so you pushed them all aside as you ran out onto the pitch again.

Leon was waiting for you at the center of the field, his head cast downwards. He held a single PokeBall in his hand, and his head immediately raised when he saw you standing across from him on the center of the field.

“Man, I’ve been waiting for this for so long!,” Leon exclaims, his words only loud enough for you to hear, “It’s about time we finally battled in an actual stadium, huh?” You nod energetically, raising up your first PokeBall, “And you’re going down today Leon! Your Champion reign ends here!”

Leon smirks, before expertly throwing his first Pokemon, Aegislash, out. You smirk in return, already knowing that he would use Aegislash first before announcing, “Alright, go Incineroar!”

The battle rocked back and forth slowly, with both of your teams taking one loss after another. You weren’t letting it get to you, but you were sure that Leon was beating you, even if only by a little bit. You had one Pokemon left while Leon still had two, but your Tyranitar was making quick work of his Mr. Rime, which had been weakened by Incineroar already.

And soon enough it fainted, leaving only his G-Max Charizard left for you to take down. Your Tyranitar was still in pretty good condition, so you knew Dynamaxing it would be the only way you could successfully take it down.

As soon as it was out, you were already Dynamaxing Tyranitar and commanding it to use Max Rockfall. It was four times effective against Charizard, so you would take this opportunity with no hesitations. By the time Tyranitar was ready to use the move, however, Leon had already gigantamaxed Charizard.

You inhaled shakily before giving Tyranitar the command to use Max Rockfall. The move landed perfectly, and you noticed Leon’s shocked face as Charizard fainted before you realized that you had just won.

You had beat the unbeatable Champion, and even though it had taken most of your team’s full effort, you had done it.

You stood there in shock for a few seconds, trying to process that you had actually just won and truly beaten Leon.

And then an overwhelming rush of joy slid over you, and you cried out in joy, wrapping your arms around Tyranitar in an excited rush, and Tyranitar cried happily, putting its arms on your back.

But then you realized that Leon was probably heartbroken, and you turned to him, worried…

However, Leon had thrown off his hat, and his eyes were filled with an intensely proud emotion.

The two of you ran towards each other and you enveloped him in a big huge, tightening your arms around his neck as he spun the two of you around. “Great job y/n!,” Leon cried out, placing you down in front of him, “Let’s go and get something to eat in celebration!”

#ModEevee #pokemon #pokemon imagines #pokemon headcannons #pokemon scenarios #leon #champion leon #pokemon leon x reader #leon x reader #pokemon sword and shield imagines #pokemon sword and shield #pokemon sword and shield headcannons #pokemon swsh #pokemon swsh imagines #pokemon swsh headcannons

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kiddphel · 4 years ago

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Hewwo Mr. ‘Lix! I don’t know if you’ve deep dived on this before (you know well where my brain’s focus is these days... my memory isn’t too great...) or if it’s rude to ask... but can you talk more about nnoitra’s complexities and such? I like hearing about this stuff but I’m not entirely good at seeing character depths myself unfortunately-w-);; if not just dw about it and have a nice day!

Oh I have so many feelings about Nnoitra he’s such an interesting and good (not morally, but written) character.

Nnoitra’s whole thing is that he has an inferiority complex. He hates himself. Which a lot of people don’t really notice or they forget it because of his seemingly arrogant facade. Nnoitra boasts himself as the strongest Espada, and being extremely powerful, so a lot of people think he has a superiority complex. But really, that’s just him trying to mask his self esteem issues. Nnoitra hates when he thinks people are looking down on him because he doesn’t want to feel weak or have anyone else see him as weak. He gets defensive when Tesla deflects an attack aimed at him because he thinks Tesla is assuming he’s weak. He hates Nelliel because she looks down on him and makes him feel more inferior (idc what Kubo said I think his reasoning for making Nnoitra hate Nel is out of place and just doesn’t make sense. It’s not because she’s a woman it’s because she looks down on him all the time). Nnoitra throws himself into constant battles with Hollows and Arrancars to not only prove that he is the strongest, but also because he has a death wish. It’s an unhealthy coping mechanism and a self destructive one at that.

Nnoitra is an interesting look into a flawed character who gets the opposite of help. He only gets looked down upon more and that’s what sends him down his path of violence and aggression. If Nnoitra actually got some help for his issues, even just a little, I think he could have had some of the best growth out of any character in Bleach. He’s such an interesting Arrancar, because he has so much complexity to his character and behavior and maybe I’m biased yeah, but I think he’s more interesting than Ulquiorra and Grimmjow just because of how real his issues are. He’s traumatized, and he’s angry about it. And sad. Here’s a man where you can see just what happens when a flawed, broken character does NOT get any sort of help. His aspect of death is Despair for a reason.

He’s a bad guy and in no way is his actions justified, but I also think he’s a tragic character and could have been really interesting if he was around a lot longer and was given more time to show off his personality and flaws. He’s set up to be an incredibly interesting and well written antagonist but because of how short of a time he’s around, it’s kinda wasted. Anyways I love Nnoitra Gilga good night.

#nitorious-ghost

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eclipshifteyes · 5 years ago

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Some things I’ve witnessed/done at Newsies Rehearsal

As requested!!!

•at least 3/4 of the cast thinks Jack’s actor is hot. Straight men think he’s hot. Everyone knows in one way or another that he is attractive and has the voice of a Broadway angel.

•Race hearing voices in an area in our rehearsal building he didn’t know existed: h-hewwo? Mr. Obawma? I’ll do anything!

•Morris and Henry in haunting unison, responding to Race: THEN PERISH

•Tommy boy slightly on stage, dancing to one of the pitch perfect songs. No music. Jack and Crutchie are rehearsing. All eyes are on Tommy boy.

•the nuns not having cups to hand to the newsies, so they just softly pat their heads for a solid 30 seconds.

•The newsies giving The Delanceys the papers back to rerun the scene, not giving a crap where they go or how messy it is

•both Delanceys screaming “CHILDREN! SLOW DOWN! NONONO!” as their box of papes becomes a mess

•Jack waiting to go very last and waiting for the Delanceys to reorganize before handing his stack directly to Oscar, smiling, and thanking them both.

•Morris visibly dying as The hot guy TM is nice to her

•crutchie: he’s the famous Jack Kreller! Kr- ke- Keller- /oh my god/. JACK KRELLER GUYS!

•Spot being played by a girl of about 10 years who can belt like nobody’s business, but has a very high and childish voice. Perfect for the role of Spot. She’s cute and bubbly and friendly until she surrounded by big burly men. Then you fear Spot Conlon.

•Henry to the Delanceys during finale choreo:

H:hey do you think if I ask Jack to flex he would?

Oscar: *snorts*

Morris: DO IT

H: no.

Darcy: ILL DO IT

M: 5 bucks. Go.

•Darcy asking Jack to flex, looking straight at the person who bet him to do it, and watching in awe as Jack did so. Darcy touched his muscles. He later reported they were “stone hard” (a play on Jack’s actor’s name)

•Ike having an Afro that makes him about 4 inches taller than he actually is, which makes getting in height order interesting

•Oscar “oh my god we’re gonna wear matching pinstriped shirts this must mean we’re gay bros who cheer on each other as we try to find dates” Delancey

•Race: IS THIS WHAT THEY PRIN THE PAPES ON?!? *spins printing press* Darcy: Reaches out hand and stops him

I have a lot more from tech week/performances if you want them. And one or two really long/deeper stories I can tell as well.

Just tell me if you want them!!

Also if you’ve never seen me before please message me. I love new newsie friends. Always.

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dracula-in-purple-story · 5 years ago

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From Enemies to Friends

CHAPTER TWO

Author’s Note : All of this is ENTIRELY NON-CANON. I’m still working on my writing skills. Thank You and Enjoy, hopefully.

It was late at the dark, gloomy night. Most residents are deep into their dream wonderland. Some are doing their shady businesses. Unfortunately for the hidden residents of Inkopolis, there were no rest for them.

Multiple alarms blasted out in the massive fortress located deep in the forest of Mount Nantai. Most of the people emerged from their slumber quickly and get dressed before waking up those who are a deep sleeper. After they geared up, they immediately rushed to the nearest kettle in order.

Nicholas, who had just walked through the gate door of the main entrance, heard the alarm and, with a little bit of hesitation, dropped everything he was holding as he rush straight to the emergency kettle at the corner of the front garden wall, where it was hidden by flower bushes. He changed into his other form and swam right into it.

As soon as he emerged from another kettle, the place around him reveals to be an underground base. Full with equipments, gadgets, computers and weapons. He rarely went here ever since he became a co-guardian for his young master but he knew, for a fact, that this place is now chaotic.

Half of the night-shift people are typing away in their computers and tried to keep track on their task or rushing around, while another half of them seems to be missing, but it soon replaced by bunch of day-shift people fully suited up and lined up right in front of an old but fitted lady, who aged pretty well for a 130-years-old.

“Nicholas, just in time.” the old lady said in a firm authority, “Before we address the situation here, how’s my grandson?”

Fond murmurs were heard among the people before got silenced by the glare from the old lady. Nicholas sighed in bliss, “He’s fine, Mistress! He is still the pure boy who worried over small things.”

She nodded in acknowledgement, smiling a bit, before broadcast a image onto the huge projector screen in front of them. A crashed unidentified flying object. Half of the crowd gasped. “Isn’t that a failed prototype of Thunderstrike? Why is it here?!” Suzuki, another co-guardian of Erek, speaking her mind out in fear.

“Minale, come here and report on what the Scout Squad D had discovered, please.” the old lady said with simple directness. A three feet being, equipped with a large propeller helmet, zoomed right behind the crowd. “As you can see from the picture,” she started her report while landed on the table with grace, “a failed prototype military aircraft, Thunderstrike, crashed outside the city, with a corpse of a Mini Zapfish that was used to operated the aircraft. Bless its soul.”

“The Scout Squad D previously assumed that it was just a public test run from the underground Oct-”

“Wait,” Nick rudely interrupted Minale’s report, “what do you mean by ‘previously’?”

“It is where I’m trying to get to the point, Mr Nicholas!” she scoffed, “If I may continue, they thought it was just a test run until a power outage happen. It only last for approximately five minutes before the power came back.”

“Ten minutes before we activate the emergency alarms...” Minale continued along with a stressful sigh, broadcast the picture of Inkopolis Tower, “...the Great Zapfish is gone.”

This statement alerted the uneasy crowd as they scanned the picture. Indeed, the Great Zapfish is missing from its tower. The Mistress clapped lightly to gain their attention back to her. She nodded to the Scout captain who zoomed back to her post, giving out commands as she spoke to the microphone that wirelessly connected to the Scout Squad D.

“So far, the conclusion of the report is that Thunderstrike is merely a distraction tool in order to steal the Great Zapfish. Even though we all know that we got more than enough Zapfishes to supply our power source and they have other resources to generate power,” the old lady halted her talk for a few seconds, “why would they want the Great Zapfish for? Any possible answer? Or someone knows exactly why he would need it?”

The absolute silence is eerie until Suzuki shakily raised her hands. The old lady arched her eyebrows before nodding to let her answer. “Twenty years ago, I... I participated the project before I escaped, Mistress Octivia. He’s building some... sort of heavy spherical aircraft with some built-in turntables and mixers... along with some Wasabi supplies...” she gulped, “...the module were estimated to use large amount of energy... but Alivia and Alivia Jr helped me sabotaged the process before aiding me to escape that hell hole!”

“Calm down, dearest.” a tall figure, wearing a set of laser sight goggles, patted her shoulders sympathetically as she cried uncontrollably.

“Go calm your wife, Hayato. I fill in the rest of the details to you two later.” The lady in charge pardoned them as they walked back to the kettle. “Unfortunately, even with their best efforts in sabotaging, the heavy aircraft was built. If he manage to tame the Great Zapfish to do his bidding, Inkopolis is doom to be destroyed.”

“And as Octarians ourselves, we know how Octavio operated behind his DJ set. If we let that happen, we would be back to the starting point! Are you ready to oppose against the hypnotisation once more, my fellow friends?!” she shouted in a fierce tone.

“YES, MISTRESS!”

~~~~~~~~~~

Erek woke up early in the morning, the sky was bright and the sunlight shone through the windows. Lazily, he stretch his body as he get up from his bed and walked out from his bedroom. The birds were chirping and enjoying the cool breeze when he opened up the slide door that leads to the balcony. The dew drops were falling from the leaves of various flowers he potted yesterday. The sun was rising up from the clouds as he water his flowers.

Just as he walked back to his bedroom to take some clothes for his fresh debut, there came a huge knocking and loud ringing on the main door.

“Must be the neighbours... Cod, I forgot about introducing myself to them yesterday!” the boy mentally slapped himself, “Coming!”

He rushed to the door, not before he tied his tentacles to Topknot, and opened it to see three inklings standing there. One of them, the cyan ‘inkling’ girl, looks familiar but he couldn’t pinpoint on where he seen her before. The middle one of the group, a pink inkling girl, decided to talked.

“Hello there, rookie! The name’s Callie Mac N! Callie for short. On my left is one of my Roller buddies, Mike!”

Mike, an orange inkling boy, raise his Octoglasses and rest it in his forehead, “Hello~!”

“On my right is our little floof of our humble crew, Jewel!”

The cyan girl smiled brightly, “Hewwo, I’m Jewel. Your neighbour at the corner over there! My mommy told me about your arrival yesterday. What’s your name?”

The three of them stared at him with excitement. Nervously, he scratched his head before replying, “Oh... uh... My name is Erek! Nice to meet you all! Want to come in? I’m about to change my clothes and start cooking breakfast.”

“Oh, great! Thanks, buddy. Don’t mind us crash-... WOAH!” As soon as they were welcomed into Erek’s home, they were met with the most freshest living room they ever seen. A bookcase full of the latest video games, a clearly expensive LED TV along with its loudspeakers, limited edition of Chirpy Chips poster with the members’ signature and, is that a freaking CoroCoro hoodie hanging on a coat rack that was supposed to be out in like, next year?

“Umm, guys? You have been standing here for a long time. I made some light breakfast so we could... uh... chat?” Erek, now donning the Starting Gears, was quite concerned about his new friends, who gawked at his living room quite a long time. “Is it weird? My living room?”

The trio snapped out of their daze. “What, no!” Callie exclaimed, “It’s just... woah! My daily earnings couldn’t even pay for this kind of luxuries! Let alone that hoodie! How did you managed to get that?! It was supposed to come out next year!”

“Next year? But I got it for my birthday three days ago. My friend, Kevin, who gave me that just said they have extras so... yeah!” Erek recalled a little.

“Dude, you don’t actually mean Kevin, the famous trendsetter who just opened a company called Cuttlegear? That guy knows his stuff about fashion!” Mike gushed, “This Octoglasses? Automatically became my favourite headgear after he post some cool model pictures with them. And you know him?!”

“Yes? He works for my Grandmama and he take care of my wardrobe since I was young.”

“Wow! That is crazily fresh! Can I check your closet?”

“Mike, that is rud-”

“Sure, go straight and turn left, you should be able to reach my gear wardrobe.”

Mike cheered as he rushed to the location. Jewel facepalmed, “I’m sorry about my boyfriend.”

“It’s fine. I could give some gears away if he loved it so much. I was planning to buy my own clothes with empty slots anyway.”

“Wait, wha-”

“OH MY GOD! CALLIE! JEWEL! LOOK AT THIS! EREK HAVE SUPER FRESH CLOTHES! EVEN THE SLOTS ARE GOD TIER! I’M IN HEAVEN!”

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“Gramps, come on... pick up the cells already...” Marie is pacing around the studio. After her cell ended with the monotone message and a beep, she heavily huffed before looked helplessly at her cheerful cousin, which now have a frown on her face as she fiddling with her thumbs. “Nothing?”

“Nothing.” she plopped down to a sofa as Callie sat down nervously beside her.

“It can’t be... he usually would answer us in a few rings. And now this happens!”

“It’s going to be alright, Cal. Once we finished our broadcast, we head straight down to Octo Valley to check up on him. He’s the strongest squid we have ever known.”

“I know, Marie. But, it’s Gramps we are talking about. Possibilities are limitless! What if his SquidCell is broken? What if he was kidnapped? What if-”

“Callie, calm down!” her cousin smacked her head slightly before caressing it gently. Callie pouted before surveying around the studio. The production team is a hectic mess. Bumping against each other frantically, papers are flying everywhere, the cameras are being thrown left and right.

“Squid Sisters? Five more minutes before we start the Inkopolis News!” a female show betta glided gracefully in front of the two cousins, pointing at her blue watch impatiently.

“Ms Betty!” the Squid Sisters immediately stand up and bow to her. “Sorry, me and Marie were-”

“I know,” Ms Betty halted the black inkling, “I’m not blaming you girls. This is probably the first time we have to broadcast this kind of news. If it weren’t for that Great Zapfish to go missing on us...”

“We understand, Ms Betty. We truly do.” Marie grimaced a bit before following behind their director. Once they arrived at the Inkopolis News Studio, they immediately went into position, just like they had been practised for the last few weeks.

“Don’t be nervous and follow the script. Add some colours into it like you are not reading whatever was written here, okay? That was what made this program famous for.” Ms Betty addressed, “We are ready in three, two...”

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“Man, you are a really good cook!” Callie complimented Erek as they finally arrived at the Plaza. Jewel nodded shyly, agreeing what she had said while Mike is burping loudly, “Yeah, you should totally teach me that recipe! I could cook for my babs and mother-in-law too!”

“Mike!” Jewel slapped his back softly. They laughed loudly at the interaction. Probably loud enough to cause four certain inklings to turn their heads to them.

“Oh, you guys! Where have you been?!” a dark blue inkling boy with glasses asked. Callie shrugged it off when her new friend have a questioning look, “Those guys are the rest of my crew. From left to right, we got the ever so quiet Kitty,” she gestured excitedly to a lime green inkling girl who just waved before turning her focus back to her SquidPhone.

“Marcus, the ‘cool guy’ wannabe,” a purple inkling boy just flicked her some fingers before finishing his drink.

“Blitz, my roommate and another Roller Buddies,” the boy with the glasses offered to shake hands. Erek accepted it and shake politely.

“And Marlee! Our new member from last week!” a dark green inkling girl grinned at them.

Once introductions are done, Blitz pondered a bit, “I’m going to assumed you haven't watch the news, yes?”

“No. Why?” Mike asked back, “Are the news reporter some blacklisted musicians?”

“No,”

“Racist?” Jewel cautioned.

“No,”

“Famous enough to actually expect them to report Inkopolis News?” Callie guessed before squinting at the big window where the reporters would be sitting. “Well, yes! But it’s not the point right now! The content-”

“HOLY ZAPFISH, IS THAT THE SQUID SISTER?! I’M A BIG FAN! HEY CALLIE, WE HAVE THE SAME NAME!” Callie Mac shouted enthusiastically as she run up the walkway and squeezed her way through the crowd outside.

“Why do we elect her as the captain?” Marcus scoffed at her behaviour. “So crazy, that woman...”

“I’m a big fan as well... but not as hyper as Callie is.” Erek giggled. The crew laughed it off for a while.

“So, back to the topic, what do we miss?” Mike questioned with a curious tone.

“You see, well,” Blitz looked at his clueless teammates, and a new friend, with a sense of guilt, “I don’t think we could participate this month Splatfest.”

The trio gasped. They were shocked, especially Erek. His first day of debut had clashed with a horrific news. The kind of news he didn’t expect to happen in the first place.

“Are you serious, mate?” Mike fretted, “We never ever have a Splatfest cancelled before! All they need is to postpone, like they did in that Pencil vs Pen Splatfest!”

“News Flash, brother.” the purple inkling roughly tilted his friend’s head up, the rest of them followed suit, “Our humble energy source had disappeared!”

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“Staaaay fresh!” was all she last heard before turning off the radio. Furrowing her eyebrows, Tres quietly packed her Splattershot Jr. Before she could even tiptoed towards the old, rotten door, she was hugged from the back. Usually, she would roundhouse that person who dared to risk their life to hug her but there are few exceptions, especially this little yellow figure behind her is her baby sister.

“Paula...” she turned around before kneeling down to hug her back, making the little inkling giggled silently. Tres smiled softly, “Go back to big brother, would you? Breakfast’s ready.”

“Annnd you are going to stay this time, Big Sis.” another yellow figure, slightly smaller than Tres, spoke sternly while pointing a pan to threaten her. Tres smirked a bit before running to the door. She was succeeding before her face got stuck. A freaking clear tape prank.

“Cielo... Zona...” she pulled the tape immediately before screaming in pain, “Again?”

“It’s ya fault that ya makin this easy for us, Big Sis.” two small orange figures appeared outside the door. They laughed heartily at her before shrieked as their eldest sister hugged them off the ground. It’s not long before the rest of the siblings decided to join their group hug.

They settled down after they finally convinced their eldest sibling to stay back and properly eat her breakfast. Although it’s been a while since they have breakfast together, Tres still wolfed down her share of food. Diego couldn’t stand this any longer as he hit her softly but still painful enough with the very same pan.

“Eat it slowly, Big Sis. It’s not like the Inkopolis Tower is going to run anywhere.”

“I know but the faster I earn some cash, the sooner we can get the surgery to be done.”

“Big Sis...” the small twin-tailed inkling mumbled before she quickly snatched back her small bits of bread from her twin brother. The eldest grinned at this sight before excusing herself from the table. She pecked each one of them before heading out.

“Be careful not to overwork yourself, Big Sis!” Diego shouted. Tres halted her movement before glancing back at the eldest brother of the house. “I can’t promise that.”

She sighed before whispering, “Not when our dad have his life on the line.”

#Splatoon #My Splatoon Story #My OCs #draculainpurple #Agent 3

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guess-im-emo-again · 6 years ago

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I Made Notes While I Listened To The New BMC Album For The First Time

More than survive:

- Wills signature whine translates really well to Jeremy

- It was weird to not hear the stretch in “good morning”

- “Hnn GHA I wish I had the skill”

- More dialogue!

- Wills “micheal!” Is a lot less gay sksksk

- Boyf!!!!

- MOTHERS!!!!!

- High notes?!?!?

- I really enjoy the high notes but I’m sad we lost the desperation in the last two “christine”’s

I love play rehearsal:

- I’m so happy with this! My biggest problem with the cast recording has always been that it makes Christine look boring so I didn’t like her till I started watching bootlegs. Finally my goofy queen gets the recognition she deserves!

- Honestly I went to right down every single line in this song I’m so happy about it!!!

- I have too much to say about this one lol

More than survive (reprise):

-“ At least I didn’t have a breakdown, and have to go to the nurse” me too man

The squip song:

- “So suicidal” sounds sadder oof

- Wills fucking anime voice on “yOu GoT qUiCk!?”

- THE VOCODER YESSSSS

- Aw they cut the “picture this” verse :(

- AGAIN THE VOCODER

- The vocoder is supposed to be Rich’s squip holy shit

- Y’all behind the squip there’s his inner dialogue and it has a fucking lisp I’m so In love with this version.

Two player game:

- Tbh I’ve never liked this song a lot

- Micheal sounds high lol

- More 8 bit!

- How did “know that you’re my favorite person” go from “hey dude you’re my best friend” to “MICHAEL I LOVE YOU UWU”

- Honestly yeah I’m still bored by this song :/

The squip enters:

- Sexy anime girl is now sexy cat girl I see

- I....i completely fucking hate the squip.

- I cannot stand the new squid voice I want scary teacher man back

- “I do NOT”

- His singing voice is nice :)

- I hate the surfer/stoner voice so much

- Kinda a downgrade in my opinion

Be more chill pt.1:

- I do like the squips singing voice but I really really prefer to og

- SQUIP IS A DUDEBRO OH NO

- I do appreciate Jason’s aggressions in the “take your hands out of your pockets” line

- Jeremy sounds so sad in this :(

- “Everything about you makes me wanna die” *hyperventilating*

- Is...is that George just doing a silly voice

- “Everything about you SUCKS”

- ITS IS ALSKSKSKKS

- The looking sexy Brooke line is incredible

- -“she had a shirt just like this HEEH”

Do you wanna ride:

- Nothing is really different other than it’s a little faster and the “pink berry” but it’s already such a banging song so no complaints

- I can only think of the Boyfs version now oof

Be more chill pt.2:

- “everything about me makes me wanna die?

- “bE mOrE cHiLl....hehe~”

- COME THROUGH TRUMPET LINE!!

- Squip is a much better manipulator here, he’s not just scary

Sync up:

- “Come one go gGhAAAAA”

- This song is just a roast change my mind

- “You should ignore her” :( Jenna no

- The squip override is really funny to me idk why

- Overall a nice addition to the soundtrack

A guy that is kinda be into:

- Like “do you wanna ride” there’s not a big difference, but that’s okays because I love this song

- “I guess a part of me likes to- who knew?”

- The clapping is cute aww

Upgrade:

- another song I don’t really like lol

- Brook got all “Janet from rocky horror” With her voice and I dig it

- THEY CUT “take me inside you forever” IM CANCELING JASONS SQUIP OVER THIS

- Jearbear? What is this fanfic?

- Jakes character development makes me so happy!

- “Sounds like” “an act? Yeah is not” oh my god they gave jake so much character

- “Player 2” Fuck Jeremy Heere, in this essay I will-

- “I’m tired of being the person that everyone thinks that I am” watch me caption an edgy picture with that in a week

Looser Geek Whatever:

- *chuckles* I’m in danger

- “I felt....in-cons-e*quential*”

- “I knew I had no....potential”

- The beginning of this song sounds like words fail form DEH

- “Being lonely is stupid tough” OOF me too

- You shut the fuck up about Michael

- “geEk”

- I hate this I hate it it’s so much meaner than the og

- “the problem Has Always BEen ME” *music cuts out*

- Out of context this song is so good but in context it makes me big sad:(

- “I’m player one” no you ain’t

- Micheals gentleness is “Jeremy, you coming?” And then Jeremy’s panic and fear in “optic nerve blocking on” is so much better than the og

Halloween:

- this is my favorite song so it better slap just as hard

- “Wo-a-o-WOO”

- HARMONIES YES

- SAXOPHONE

- New verse slaps

- RICH SAYING “and gasoline” IS NOT OKAY

- I still prefer the og but this was really good

Do you wanna hang:

- I HATE this song so much already

- The dialogue really helps explain that this song is borderline assault

- Bitch sound like Lola from big mouth

- Asweep uwu

- Yeah I’m fully done with this song it makes me uncomfortable af

Micheal in the bathroom:

- Xylophone is way more prominent wow

- Come through synthesizer

- The music matching to “I wanna dance with somebody” is a gift from god

- He really portrays the panic attack so much better here wow

- That chest voice on “wish I was never born” hit me hard

A guy that id kinda be into (reprise):

- no comment tbh

Smartphone hour:

- I love this Jenna wow

- The high voice for “this shit”

- QUEEN OF VIBRATO

- “Yeah I know”

- “Jakes house” nice addition

- HOLY FUCK THE WOAH

- “Ignore >:(“

- Saxophone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

- “For a tiny guy” “aww”

- That whistle tho

- The scream lol

The pants song:

- Oh new Mr. heere oof

- The dialogue underscore is Michael in the bathroom oh no

- He says pants so aggressively

- This song is another one of my favorites

- “He called me a looser-” “he called ME a looser”

- This dialogue is so sweet

The pitiful children:

- Woah new intro

- This version is....more threatening if that makes sense? Like this squip seemed genuinely dangerous

- THEY KEPT THE BEEPS

- “Oh and Mountain Dew” “okay 😋”

- JENNA COME THROUGH BABY

- The opera singer is singing smartphone hour lol

The play:

- That director is a big mood

- THEY CUT “to bad you don’t have one of those, anymore” IM LIVID

- Wills glitches without editing wow

- The dialogue is so sweet holy fuck

- “Hewwo jake will you make jwemy dwink this”

- The in sync screams lol

- The creepy twin dialogue is better

- The build up instead of harsh cut to Christine is interesting

- “oh god” “OW” Oh God” “GAH” OH GOd” “nooo” “OH GOD”

Voices in my head:

- New intro

- It’s faster

- RICHS LISP IS HERE OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

- Rich sounds like such a dork omg

- Everyone unfollow me this is all I’m gonna talk about for a while

- New girl lines!! I like these ones better

- I just wanna know who Rich’s squip is okay

- They pitched Michael up

- Holy hell Im living for the squip interactions

#be more chill #bmc #jeremy heere #micheal mell #rich goranski #christine canigula #jake palmer #brooke bmc #clowie bmc #mr heere #squip #bmc squip

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vampirefreakism · 6 years ago

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The Scientist (Chapter 31)

Summary: In the events following Asgard’s destruction, Loki finds himself on Earth seeking refuge to await the inevitable. Much to his surprise, it comes from a source he would never have expected.

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The Soundtrack So Far

Warnings: some fluff, some domestic goodness, Peter is better

Word count: 4.3k

A/N: Another big one. How we doing, folks? Endgame is out and it thoroughly destroyed me. Like, it ripped out my heart, played hacky sack with it, and put it back in my chest. I laughed, I cried, I cheered, I yelled, and I cried some more. It'll take time to recover, I know that much. I'll give you some reassurance that I will NOT write an Endgame arc. I plan on only going as far as rewriting Infinity War. Anything past that is a complete divergence from the MCU canon.

Masterlist

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Peter lay on the couch in the living room, settled to sleep with all the lights off but one. Standing side by side, hearts beating in their throats, Luna and Loki stared down at the tiny twin bed appropriately decorated with choice pillows and stuffed animals.

Sighing heavily, Luna broke the silence. “It’s not a big deal.”

Loki shook his head. “Nope.”

“It’s only for a few hours.” Luna rationalized.

“Mhm.” Loki nodded.

“It’s just a bed.”

“Mhm.”

“How big was yours on Asgard?”

“Oh, massive.”

“Uh-huh.” Luna flexed her jaw and took a deep breath. “Ok, you get in first.”

Loki whipped his head around to look at her. “What?”

“You heard me. Now, go on.” She waved her hands forward, shooing him forward. Loki thought it best not to put up a fuss, so he complied and rounded off to one side. He lifted the covers and settled in. “How’s that?”

“It’s fine.” In all the times he lay on top of the comforter, he never imagined he would end up underneath it. Though the area was small, it was soft and cozy. Resting his head on the pillow, every breath he took filled him with Luna’s distinctive scent. It was sweet, soapy, and little spicy with a hint of lavender.

Luna rubbed her hands together and walked to the other side. She took off her glasses and snuggled herself in, doing her best not to brush against her larger friend. Eager to take up as little space as she could, she turned on her side, facing away from him.

“Now, keep your hands where they ought to be, or you will be sleeping on the ground. Outside. Got it?”

Loki knew better now than to doubt Luna. He turned – facing the opposite direction – and nodded. “Understood.”

Reaching out to the side, Luna flicked the switch on her bedside lamp, turning it off and flooding the room with silence and darkness. The tension in her chest and shoulders tightened. Never had she ever had a man in her bed for any reason. In such a context, Loki was frightening without having to do anything at all. Feeling around above her head, she grabbed her stuffed frog and held it close. It eased her fear as she suspected it would.

Luna’s mind a whirlwind of thoughts, she settled on one to help her fall asleep faster. “Loki?” she whispered into the dark.

“Hm?” he answered, soft as can be.

“Are you happy here?”

He swallowed, the question catching him by surprise. “Happy? How so?”

“With me, here. Are you happy?” Luna received only silence from him. It was a silly notion, one not meant for pillowtalk close to 4 in the morning. “Never mind. It doesn’t matter. Now try to sleep.”

They forced their eyes closed and curled into themselves. In this space and moment, time was a lost concept. They let it wander off and welcomed the constant buzz from the City That Never Sleeps. Irony paid them a visit and used the noise to lull them off into their dreamscapes, intent on keeping them there till the world needed them back.

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The bright sunshine flowing through the window blinds pulled Peter from his – thankfully – dreamless sleep. Rising to a sitting position, he stretched his arms and rubbed the back of his neck. He blinked and rubbed his eyes, not recognizing his surroundings, but his memory of the previous night came back to him soon enough.

The rumble of his stomach called him to his feet and over to the kitchen. He sifted through Luna’s fridge and found a bit of toast and avocado spread. The hot and cold contrast comforted him and sated his hunger for the time being. He didn’t want to insult May if she offered him breakfast and he had to refuse.

The room was eerily quiet and lonesome for Peter. He wasn’t used to being alone in someone else’s home. Taking a look over each shoulder, he deemed it too much for his liking.

“Hewwo?" he called out, still chewing a bite of his toast. He snickered lightly at his own joke, and he listened for a response. Hearing none, he went in search of any other living soul.

He knocked gently on the closed bedroom door and pressed an ear to the wood, hearing nothing but muffled breathing. It was a comfort knowing he hadn’t been abandoned, but he wished to check if everything was alright. He grasped the doorknob and turned it slowly, pushing the door open at softly as he could.

The sight he was greeted with was an unexpected one indeed: Luna and Loki, sleeping in each other’s arms. Oh, how he wished he had a camera if only to look into it. He couldn't turn away, but it wasn’t like he wanted to.

Luna lay with her head and hand on Loki’s chest, and his arms came around either side of her and held her close, wholly unintentional and without the knowledge of either of them. Loki’s feet hung off the edge of the bed, the covers now bunched around his and Luna’s waists. Any cold from the air went unnoticed in the depths of their slumber.

Peter’s moment as a voyeur ended as the sensation of being watched roused Luna to waking, her small movements waking Loki along with her. Remembering her threat, Loki quickly released her, holding his hands next to his head in surrender. Luna scrambled off of him and fell off the bed in the process. Her shock ebbed away as she heard the crunching of toast and Peter’s amused voice from the doorway.

“Hi!” he greeted.

“Peter!” Luna pushed herself to her feet and straightened her shirt. “Hey. How long have you been up?

“Not too long.”

Luna nodded. “How long have you been standing there?” she asked nervously.

Peter smirked. “Long enough.”

“Ok.” She hung her head, embarrassed. “You, uh, you having breakfast already?”

“Oh, yeah.” Peter looks down at the last bit of toast in his hand. “Guacamole and toast. This is all I took. I hope you don’t mind.”

“Of course I don't mind," Luna reassured him. “I can prepare something else for you if you like.”

“No thanks. This is enough for me right now.”

“Alright. Let me at least put something together to take for your aunt when we get you back to her.” She gently ushered him out of her room and into the hall. Recalling Loki was still in her space, she looked back at him and beckoned him to follow.

“Oh, she doesn’t know I’m here!” Peter whirled around and put his now-empty hands on his head. “May’s gonna kill me!”

Luna steadied him. “I messaged her last night, saying that you crashed here and I’d bring you back when you woke up. Everything’s ok.” She paused and creased her brow. “Speaking of which, I should get ready. I need to brush the car off before we do anything else.” Stepping back, she brushed past Loki as she heads into her room and closes the door.

Alone with him, Peter flashed Loki a tight-lipped smile, neither of them prepared to deal with the scenario they were in.

“Uh, coffee?” Loki offered.

“Sure. What you got?” Peter asked, following his giant friend to the kitchen.

“I confess, I am not well-versed in the various flavors of the beverage,” he takes a few bags from the cupboard, “but here’s what we have.” We. A nice notion, but did he still have it within his grasp? Only the Fates could tell.

“Ooh, you guys got Colombian?” Peter grabbed a bag for a closer look. “Do this one.” Loki took it from him and went through the process of making a pot of coffee, fitting in a clean coffee filter and parceling out the correct amount of water.

It was a funny feeling, making coffee for Peter in his sleep clothes, but neither commented. The uneasiness in Loki’s throat grew heavier as Luna wordlessly passed them by and exited her home, covered from head to toe in proper snow attire.

As the coffee brewed, Loki took the wait time to ready himself for the day, brushing his hair and changing clothes in the bathroom. He gazed at his reflection as he tied his hair back, pondering on how he offered the coffee to Peter. Luna was influencing him, it seemed. He would have never hospitable on Asgard. He always had people to do it for him, never sparing them a thought. Perhaps he liked Peter enough to think of his needs.

Satisfied with his appearance, he emerged and headed to put his socks and necklace on. He’d wear his gifts regardless, but now, in his mind, donning them in front of Luna could help gain her favor back. He wasn’t one to beg, but he could be desperate.

As Loki fixed his hair once more for good measure, Peter admired his footwear.

“Hey, those are nice, Mr. Loki,” he commented.

Loki looked down at them and smiled. “Why, thank you. They’re a gift.”

“From who?”

“From her.” Loki nods towards the door.

“The doc gave them to you?” Another nod from Loki. “Did you get her anything?”

He shook his head. “No. I haven’t the means to.”

Peter tread lightly with his next question. “Do you want to get her something?”

Loki nodded to the side. “I feel it would be proper.”

“How about I help you out, maybe?”

“You would do that?”

Peter crossed his arms, shrugged, and nodded. “Yeah. Do you have a phone?” Loki retrieved his cell and handed it to Peter. “Here, have my number.” Peter opened the device and typed away. “We can text, and I can help you find something. I-if you want to, that is.” He turned it off and handed it back with a nervous smile set on his young face.

“I do.” Loki took it from him. “Many thanks to you, young Parker.”

Peter cleared his throat a little, his eyes straying to the shimmer surrounding Loki’s collar. “And that’s a nice necklace, too.”

“Also a gift from her.”

“Hm. Makes my gifts seem kinda lame, right?” Peter laughed self-consciously.

“Nonsense.” Loki stood tall, his hands folded in front of him. “You had me in mind when you procured them. That alone makes them exceptional.”

Loki's silver tongue seems to have loosened up as Peter's nervous smile grew into a genuine one; his first victory for the day. Silently, he hoped to the Allfathers he could keep it up.

The soft moment was interrupted by the steady beeping of the coffee maker. Loki led the way back to the kitchen and took two clean mugs. He took the milk out and poured a little in his cup, turning the dark liquid to a light woody color. Peter did the same, adding a scoop of sugar to his. Done with their elixirs, they both drank.

“Mm, this is really good,” Peter commented, his shoulders shuddering. “You ever tried iced coffee?”

Loki contemplated the subject. “I’ve never even thought of it.”

“Oh, you’ll love it. Well, I think you would.”

“I’ll just have to take your word for it till the opportunity arises.”

The two spent the rest of the time alone finishing their drinks. As Peter held onto a thought, Luna returned to them, fresh and chilled from the outside.

“Alrighty, boys. I brushed and scraped the car as much as I could.” She shed her coat and hat. “Ready to go soon?”

“Yeah, just give me a sec,” Peter said, searching the room for his suit. “Oh, doc,” he paused his search, “could I borrow your phone, maybe? I need to tell Ned something really important before I forget.”

“Yeah, of course.” Luna pulled off her boots and journeyed to her room for her phone. “Here.” She passed it to Peter on her way to the kitchen.

“Thanks.” He held it close to his face. “FRIDAY, can you pull up Ned’s number?”

“Sure thing, Mr. Parker,” the AI’s voice resounded from the speaker. She did as he asked and he typed out a quick text.

Placing the device on the counter, he resumed his quest. Upon finding his suit, he departed to the bathroom to change into the pants and turn the sweatshirt inside-out. He exited and strolled back into the living room, alerting Luna to his presence.

“Mm,” she hummed over the edge of her mug. “You’re ready?” Peter nodded. “Ok. Just let me finish this and fix something for your aunt and we will be on our way.” Luna reached for a small Tupperware container, one she could part with.

“Yup. No rush.” Peter smiled and held his hands behind his back, innocent as ever. He needed time for Ned to get to his apartment before him.

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Peter knocked on his apartment door, Luna hovering behind him with her gift bestowed. Faint footsteps from inside grew louder and stopped at the door as it swung open to reveal the casually gorgeous May Parker.

“Hey, May,” Peter greeted her sheepishly. May said nothing as she took him into her arms and held him tight.

“Oh, Peter, I’m so glad you’re back.” She pressed a kiss into his hair and looked on to Luna. “Thank you for keeping him safe.”

Luna held up a hand. “No need to thank me. I’d walk the world for this guy.” She gave Peter’s hair a harmless ruffle as May released her hold on him and he walked into his home. “I, uh, I have this for you, too.” She held out the small container. “You know, can’t visit someone without bringing something over.” May took it gently from Luna’s grasp and looked it over. “Just some leftover Christmas cookies.”

“You are just the nicest.” May opened her arms to Luna and embraced her. “Thank you again, really.” She pulled back a little. “We really should have tea sometime. I know a great recipe for Italian cookies.”

Luna smiled at the present promise. “Well, we’ll have to make them together to go with that tea. When it’s warmer and not so icy out.”

“Absolutely.” May took Luna’s hand and squeezed it. “Well, have a safe drive home and say hi to that gorgeous boyfriend of yours for me,” she said, smirking a little and winking.

“Hm? Oh yes, Louie. My boyfriend,” Luna said a slowly, avoiding any stumbling. “I sure will.” She stepped back, giving her an awkward thumbs-up and a smile. “Bye, Aunt May.”

The two waved each other off once more, and May closed the door, ready to demand an explanation or two from her nephew.

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As she left the apartment building, Luna scuttled to her car and jumped in. She left the vehicle running, keeping the inside warm and Loki occupied with the radio. Luna slammed the door shut and let out a huff, breathless from the cold. As she rubbed her hands together, Loki settled back into his seat and eyed her, gauging her mood.

“So, you lied to me,” he stated.

Luna checked her mirrors, not bothering to spare him a glance. “Did I now?”

“Yes. You told me you didn’t know who Spider-Man was. And I believed you.”

She looked behind her and out into the street. “You mad about that?”

Loki smirked. “On the contrary, I’m impressed.”

Luna unknowingly mimicked him. “Only you would be.”

Judging the space around her, she backed up and out onto the road. The car was silent, save for the pop music coming from the radio. Loki didn’t bother listening. His head was abuzz with other concerns.

Eyes on the bumper of the car in front of them, Loki bent his head a little. “I feel like an apology is in order.”

Luna scoffed and signaled for a right turn. “I’m not apologizing to you for anything.”

“Not you.” Loki swallowed, hoping for the best. “I overstepped and made you cross with me. I acted wrongly, and I apologize.”

Luna came to a stop at a red light and faced him full-on. “You’re saying sorry?” She sounded surprised.

“Yes,” Loki replied, nodding. “I am truly sorry. I never wish to make you upset or cause you pain.”

Keeping the red light in her peripheral and one hand on the wheel, Luna leaned back and rested her shoulder on the seat. Aside from the ghost of a smile gracing her lips, Loki found her nearly unreadable. She let the corner of her mouth turn up a bit more as the light turned green. Facing forward, she released the break.

“Apology accepted,” Luna muttered, loud enough for her companion to hear. “You’re forgiven.”

Loki rolled his coat-clad shoulders. The weight upon him dissipated and he grinned.

“And, for the record, I am happy with you here.”

Luna’s smile grew to reach her eyes. “Good. I’m glad.”

Independently, they sighed, appreciating the newly-cleared air between them. A strange feeling to each of them for different reasons. Loki knew his. He rarely felt sorry for his actions, and genuine apologies came either too little or too late. But with Luna, he was still curious.

“Could you answer me something, perhaps?”

Luna turned onto another street. “Ask, and I’ll decide.” She didn’t appear upset with him any longer, so he continued.

“How come you get angry about being accused of things you didn’t do?”

She snickered. “Is that really a question you want answered?”

“You’ve believed I would blame you if I found something distasteful. I only wish to know – as a friend – where this comes from, and why you feel the need to defend yourself so.” Confessing truths to an ally left an odd taste in Loki’s mouth, but he knew Luna’s wrath would leave him feeling worse.

Luna felt her heart rate increase and her fingers tremble, but she pushed past them. “Well, Loki – my friend – it comes from my past friends and my dad doing it to me. Particularly, the friends who were boys.”

“That is why you lack them now? Friends?”

“Part of the reason, yeah.” Luna's voice warbled, and she cleared her throat. Taking a leap of faith, she let the truth tumble out. “My dad would accuse me of playing mind games with him.” Loki held his breath. “Wouldn’t really matter what was happening, just so long as he was upset enough, which didn’t ever have to be a lot. To this day, I don’t know if I actually did anything, or if he was lying straight to my face. And if he was lying, he never apologized or acted like he was sorry.” Luna cleared her throat again, her nerves a little shot.

Loki clenched his teeth tight together. Was he destined to repeat misbehaviors and mistakes? Perhaps, but he had the power to stray from any path he pleased.

“Does he regret it now?”

Luna shrugged. “Wouldn’t know. Haven’t spoken to him in ages.”

Loki rubbed his left hand. He did almost lose her over a bad habit. She was stronger and more like him than he believed. He couldn’t have known the truth, but he felt an inkling of shame for assuming. For the time, he sensed a kindred spirit in her.

“My father never apologized for his actions either, and he regretted very little in the matter of his treatment towards me. And though Thor was always his favorite, neither was he spared.”

He pulled another truth out of his proverbial hat. Luna must have put a secret truth spell on him, for his tongue freed itself in her presence.

Smirking his way, she reached over and patted his shoulder. “Well, looks like you fell from the sky in just the right place. Welcome to the Daddy Issues Club.”

“Thank you?” he said slowly.

Hearing the confusion in his response, she elaborated. “Tony has issues with his dad, I have issues with mine, you have issues with yours, and Peter’s dad and uncle are both dead, so he has issues in that department. Hence, the Daddy Issues Club.”

“Aha,” Loki replied pointedly, something Luna found comedic enough to laugh at a little. Loki smiled along with her. It was a pleasant sound to his ear.

As her laughter died down and her facial muscles relaxed, she took a deep breath and sighed.

“It’s just,” Luna pauses, shaking her head. “I don’t know. It’s complicated. My life is complicated.”

About what, Loki couldn't tell, but he knew she was in no mood for another inquisition.

He went with it. “Not so complicated now.”

“Well, I made it that way. It’s easier to forget.”

“What?”

“The past. Easier to forget than to face and share it.” How eerily similar to the things he’s said.

“Yeah.” Loki looked out the window on his side and watched the buildings and sparse trees whizz past.

“Hey,” Luna said, gaining back Loki’s attention. “Besides green and gold, what colors do you like?”

“Why do you ask?”

She smirked and did a half-shrug. “I just want to know what else to put in your friendship bracelet.”

Loki smiled wide, involuntarily. He thanked the Norns she wasn’t looking. “How about blue and red?”

“Sounds like a plan.”

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May locked the door behind her. “Peter, come here. Let me look at you.” She took Peter’s cheeks and checked his face. Fussing a bit, Peter maneuvered out of them.

“Aw, May, don’t worry. I’m fine. Everything’s fine,” he said dismissively, taking a cookie from the container.

A wave of terror moved over May. “You sneak out in the middle of the night, you swing God knows how far away, and then I get a text from your mentor at 3 in the morning saying that you’re at her house? Do you know how worried I was?” Her voice grew in volume as she spoke. Peter sneaking out was a common occurrence, but he never strayed so far from home. To her knowledge, at least.

Peter stepped closer to her. “I do know, but I just needed to clear my head. I wasn’t doing anything bad, I swear.” His puppy-dog eyes swayed her heart.

“It’s ok, honey. I believe you.” She drew him into another hug. “I was just so scared and worried, but I’m happy you’re home safe.” She gave his head a pat and pulled back. “She treat you ok?”

Peter nodded “Yeah. You know she wouldn’t hurt me.”

“Yeah.” She released him and picked up the cookies. “So why is Ned here? He just said it was urgent and you needed to talk to him.” She took one and put the box with the rest of the snack foods.

Peter gasped. “Yes! I had a very important thought about a thing we're doing, and I just have to talk to him in person about it.” He chattered quickly, impatient to tell his best friend what he had been thinking about all morning.

“A thing? Like a project?”

“Yes. Exactly like a project.” Peter backed away slowly, inching closer to his room. “We’re still working on it so we can’t really talk about it with anyone else, but I should really get in there so we can start on it. I don’t want to lose any important details I thought up of on the way here.” He laughed nervously.

“Well, alright.” May shooed him. “Get on in there, but I expect you both to be present for brunch.” She pointed at him.

“Thanks, we will.” Hurriedly, Peter completed the last few steps to his bedroom and went inside. “Ned,” he started, closing the door behind him, “you will not guess where I just came from.”

Ned couldn’t decode Peter’s excitement. “Uh, yeah. Dr. Fields’ house,” he said matter-of-factly.

“But I bet you can’t guess who else was there and what happened.”

Ned blinked. “Wait, what? What was what?” Peter had his hooks in him.

“Dude,” he started off slow, “Loki lives with her!”

Ned’s honey-brown eyes grew large as he slapped a hand over his mouth. “Oh, dude! This is huge!”

Peter beamed and nodded his head. “Yeah! And that isn’t even the best part!”

“How could it get better?!” Ned exclaimed, his voice a little higher pitched.

“I slept on her couch, so this morning, I saw the two of them in her bed, and they were totally cuddling!”

Ned grabbed Peter’s shoulders. “Shut up!”

“Yeah!”

“Bro, you have to give me the $20 right now.” Ned dropped his hands and held one out, palm up. “Like, I totally called it.”

Peter lowered Ned’s hand. “No, no. This is a total game-changer. We have to redo the bet.”

Ned scoffed, rolling his eyes. “You just want to redo it because you know you’re gonna lose.”

“But that was before we knew they were living together! Like roommates!”

“Oh my god, they were roommates.”

“That’s what I said!” They giggled. “So I say we redo the bet.”

Ned put his fists on his hips and shrugged. “Ok. I see your point.” He gestured to Peter. “State your terms, my good Spider-Man.”

“Ok, $10 to me if they at least kiss by the end of the year.”

“And $10 to me if they kiss by the end of the summer.”

Peter held his free hand out to Ned. “You got yourself a good, solid bet.” They shook hands as Peter took his first bite of the cookie Luna gave them. As the taste settled in his mouth, he rushed over to the trashcan and spit it out with a loud groan. Ned approached him worriedly.

“Woah, are you ok?”

Peter stood straight and looked at the rest of the sweet in his hand. “They got peppermint in them.”

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11/14/19 - Chat with The Producer

ReturnedFaith 11:59 AM: "hello Internet Coomtectives”

ReturnedFaith 11:59 AM: "I heard you're all quite the murderous lot”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:00 PM: "we arent actually the coomtectives”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:00 PM: "more like detectives”

Xenquility 12:00 PM: "We mean well”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:00 PM: "the murderous lot?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:00 PM: "nani?”

ReturnedFaith 12:00 PM: "someone died last night, didn't they?”

ReturnedFaith 12:00 PM: "or technically not last night”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:01 PM: "okay CANONMOMENT”

ReturnedFaith 12:01 PM: "I guess "murder" is subjective in this case”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:01 PM: "yeah last nigth a friend of us died”

ReturnedFaith 12:02 PM: "yeah”

ReturnedFaith 12:02 PM: "I was watching”

ReturnedFaith 12:02 PM: "rest in peace kaiden”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:02 PM: "oh nice”

Xenquility 12:02 PM: "Kaiden?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:02 PM: "Wait WHAT”

ReturnedFaith 12:02 PM: "im kidding”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:02 PM: "ffs my heart”

ReturnedFaith 12:02 PM: "yuuki was "killed" ""again""”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:03 PM: "alrigth yea”

ReturnedFaith 12:03 PM: "but in reality it was something that could not be avoided “

MonikaBOT 12:03 PM: "Do you understand reality?”

ReturnedFaith 12:03 PM: "since it already had happened”

ReturnedFaith 12:03 PM: "hello monika”

Xenquility 12:03 PM: "Dov will love you”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:03 PM: "i mean yeah, thats how time loops work”

Xenquility 12:03 PM: "You one of SKM's lot?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:03 PM: "if a thing happens there is no way to stop it as it is gonna happen”

ReturnedFaith 12:03 PM: "im not really sure if id call it time in this case”

ReturnedFaith 12:03 PM: "but i guess it kinda is”

ReturnedFaith 12:03 PM: "no, im not affiliated with SKM”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:04 PM: "alrigth”

ReturnedFaith 12:04 PM: "I'm a member of BUP's group”

Xenquility 12:04 PM: "Of course”

Xenquility 12:04 PM: "Well, welcome”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:04 PM: "nice”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:04 PM: "welcome”

ReturnedFaith 12:04 PM: "but dont worry”

ReturnedFaith 12:04 PM: "im not going to kill anyone”

SayoriBOT 12:04 PM: "Can we change the topic to something more wholesome please?”

Xenquility 12:05 PM: "What are your motives then?”

ReturnedFaith 12:05 PM: "I don't have that sort of power, though I guess I could put in a request if I really wanted”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:05 PM: "put a request?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:05 PM: "wildest office in the paralellos”

ReturnedFaith 12:05 PM: "my motives are”

ReturnedFaith 12:05 PM: "I am bored and just wanna chat”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:06 PM: "well then”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:06 PM: "lets chat”

ReturnedFaith 12:06 PM: "it's not a very organized office, though”

Xenquility 12:06 PM: "That's nice to hear”

Xenquility 12:06 PM: "What exactly do you produce?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:06 PM: "okay i really got a stupid question”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:06 PM: "nvm”

ReturnedFaith 12:07 PM: "ask”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:07 PM: "i migth kill someone with this”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:07 PM: "no thanks”

/Mr. Circle\ 12:07 PM: "This guy doesn't donkey kong”

ReturnedFaith 12:07 PM: "also I produce a variety for things for BUP”

ReturnedFaith 12:07 PM: "as I said, I don't have the power to kill”

ReturnedFaith 12:08 PM: "but BUP does”

ReturnedFaith 12:08 PM: ":diddy:”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:08 PM: "do you make beats?”

ReturnedFaith 12:08 PM: "to some extent”

Xenquility 12:09 PM: "So you really don't want to bring down the moon OR kill anyone?”

ReturnedFaith 12:09 PM: "I'm not a music producer, though I have made one or two short tracks in the past”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:09 PM: "migth i ask you the name of those tracks, really like music, i migth know them”

ReturnedFaith 12:09 PM: "bringing down the moon would be an unfortunate ending”

ReturnedFaith 12:09 PM: "its not my wish”

Xenquility 12:09 PM: "Nice to finally have someone who isn't either being hunted by moon people, is a moon person, or wants to kill anyone”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:10 PM: "tru”

Xenquility 12:10 PM: "Have we interacted with you before?”

ReturnedFaith 12:10 PM: "they dont have names, I simply create and ship them as I do other things that are needed”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:11 PM: "neat”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:11 PM: "you seem chill dude”

ReturnedFaith 12:11 PM: "and yes, you have”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:11 PM: "wait”

ReturnedFaith 12:11 PM: "I am a good guy”

ReturnedFaith 12:11 PM: ":wink:”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:11 PM: "ffs”

Xenquility 12:11 PM: "I'm guessing you won't be able to tell us when we interacted with you”

ReturnedFaith 12:11 PM: "right now”

Xenquility 12:11 PM: "(Other than right now)”

ReturnedFaith 12:11 PM: "right then”

Xenquility 12:12 PM: "(other than today)”

ReturnedFaith 12:12 PM: "tomorrow”

Xenquility 12:12 PM: "(That isn't in the future)”

ReturnedFaith 12:12 PM: "two tomorrow's yesterday”

Xenquility 12:12 PM: "That's still tomorrow”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:12 PM: "oh yea timefucks”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:12 PM: "this is my jam”

ReturnedFaith 12:12 PM: "what is today but yesterday's tomorrow?”

Xenquility 12:13 PM: "Today”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:13 PM: ":cmonbruh:”

ReturnedFaith 12:13 PM: "time shit is confusing, i know”

ReturnedFaith 12:13 PM: "but only when you don't have all of the details”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:14 PM: "exactly”

Xenquility 12:14 PM: "Hey, we don't have any punishments for asking questions anymore, right?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:14 PM: "like fucking dr strange must be the wokest nigga in the galaxy”

ReturnedFaith 12:14 PM: "no”

Xenquility 12:14 PM: "Sweet”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:14 PM: "he knows ALL the time shit”

ReturnedFaith 12:14 PM: "unless BUP decides to return and starts going mental”

ReturnedFaith 12:14 PM: "but I can't answer very much”

ReturnedFaith 12:14 PM: "well, I can, but I'd rather not”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:15 PM: "are you like that super chill dude in the office that hates the boss but loves his mates?”

Xenquility 12:15 PM: "Did you just insinuate he hates bup”

Xenquility 12:15 PM: "DEATH”

ReturnedFaith 12:15 PM: "I guess”

ReturnedFaith 12:15 PM: "oops”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:15 PM: "lmao”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:15 PM: "dw”

ReturnedFaith 12:15 PM: "I'm kinda more like the temp”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:16 PM: "cool”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:16 PM: "you seem cool”

ReturnedFaith 12:16 PM: "we've all been very busy lately”

Xenquility 12:17 PM: "Ay quick question, what time is it for you?”

ReturnedFaith 12:17 PM: "especially myself”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:17 PM: "yo i bet his time is like”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:17 PM: "no time”

ReturnedFaith 12:17 PM: "it is around noon”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:17 PM: "oh”

Xenquility 12:17 PM: "So est”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:17 PM: "here is almost evening”

Xenquility 12:17 PM: "All I can find from arg at 11:28 is him talking about gay body types lmao”

ReturnedFaith 12:17 PM: "sounds like him”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:17 PM: "shithappens.com”

Xenquility 12:17 PM: "What were you quoting?”

ReturnedFaith 12:18 PM: "that was my mistake”

ReturnedFaith 12:18 PM: "i was attempting to copy something else”

Xenquility 12:18 PM: "Ah okay”

ReturnedFaith 12:18 PM: "or was it?”

ReturnedFaith 12:18 PM: "ooh”

ReturnedFaith 12:18 PM: "(still have to be a little mysterious)”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:18 PM: "ooooooh”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:18 PM: "oh rigth you are supposed to be a spooky tech guy”

ReturnedFaith 12:19 PM: "(regulations, you know)”

Xenquility 12:19 PM: "So, have we previously interacted with everyone on BUP's team?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:19 PM: "xen you already know the answer”

Xenquility 12:19 PM: "I do?”

ReturnedFaith 12:19 PM: "not everyone”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:20 PM: "oh”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:20 PM: "fuck you are the less predecible guy ive met”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:20 PM: "congrats”

ReturnedFaith 12:20 PM: "thanks i suppose”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:20 PM: "i thougth you were gonna say some confusing time shit lol”

ReturnedFaith 12:21 PM: "you will come to remember them in time”

ReturnedFaith 12:21 PM: "does that work”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:21 PM: "are there a lot more of BUP guys?”

ARGdov 12:21 PM: "oh so this mut be the new person”

ARGdov 12:21 PM: "hello”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:21 PM: "ayy dov”

ARGdov 12:21 PM: "heyo”

ReturnedFaith 12:21 PM: "theres about sevenish?”

ReturnedFaith 12:21 PM: "but thats not like an exact number”

ARGdov 12:21 PM: "...theres 7 of you”

ARGdov 12:21 PM: "wow ok then”

ReturnedFaith 12:21 PM: "some come and go”

Azura 12:22 PM: "What tf is going on in here”

Xenquility 12:22 PM: "Is Bup that broker of nokturnal guy from the Kaiden RP video”

ReturnedFaith 12:22 PM: "hello azura”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:22 PM: "ay azura this is producer”

ReturnedFaith 12:22 PM: "Bup is Bup”

Azura 12:22 PM: "Hewwo,,,”

ReturnedFaith 12:22 PM: "if I tell you more about Bup he will smite me”

ReturnedFaith 12:22 PM: "then i will be out of a job”

Xenquility 12:22 PM: "Azura is a massive coomer”

ReturnedFaith 12:22 PM: "so I've heard”

Azura 12:23 PM: "HEY NOW”

Azura 12:23 PM: "Dont slander me”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:23 PM: "smite like... litterally smite?”

ReturnedFaith 12:23 PM: "I imagine hearing that there are about seven of us is quite the headache”

ReturnedFaith 12:23 PM: "but it's really not that complicated”

ReturnedFaith 12:23 PM: "or I guess kinda it is”

Xenquility 12:23 PM: "I mean, if we already know who you guys are it can't be that bad”

ARGdov 12:23 PM: "so like”

ARGdov 12:23 PM: "actually nah Im not gonna ask”

ARGdov 12:23 PM: "Im not gonna get a straight answer”

ReturnedFaith 12:24 PM: "lose your bloodthirst?”

ARGdov 12:24 PM: "pffff”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:24 PM: "yo dov did you really did a bomb plans 3.0 last nigth”

ARGdov 12:24 PM: "great to see word about thats gone around”

ARGdov 12:24 PM: "I did not”

ReturnedFaith 12:24 PM: "word gets around fast in the "office"”

Xenquility 12:24 PM: "It''s canon Dov was right”

ARGdov 12:24 PM: "if anything this was bomb plans 2.0 cause the runes thing couldve got a lot worse”

Xenquility 12:24 PM: "Dov was destined to do it”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "and yeah”

ReturnedFaith 12:25 PM: "-looks into the camera-”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "I couldnt have not done it because it had already happened, in a way”

Xenquility 12:25 PM: "Kill switch and runes add up to 1”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "hey now!”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "the kill switch was the right call”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "also”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:25 PM: "-seinfield theme starts playin'-”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "I didnt end up being the only vote”

Xenquility 12:25 PM: ":)”

ARGdov 12:25 PM: "the thing glitched temporarily so no one else could vote but it got fixed quickly so others could”

ReturnedFaith 12:26 PM: "let him who is without sin cast the first stone”

ARGdov 12:26 PM: "granted for like 5 mintues it seemed like I'd offed Luna or whoever”

ReturnedFaith 12:26 PM: "unless it is argdov”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:26 PM: "lmao”

ARGdov 12:26 PM: "pfff”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:26 PM: "oh oh i know what to do”

ARGdov 12:26 PM: "just as well that Ive never read the new testament”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:26 PM: "Vibe check!”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:26 PM: "-hands you a toad-”

ARGdov 12:26 PM: "take toad”

ARGdov 12:26 PM: "?”

ReturnedFaith 12:26 PM: "give it to Bup”

ReturnedFaith 12:26 PM: "they love toads”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:27 PM: "t h e y ?”

ARGdov 12:27 PM: "yes I had a feelin”

ReturnedFaith 12:27 PM: "wait wrong toad probably”

ARGdov 12:27 PM: "true”

ARGdov 12:27 PM: "we're talking about froglike beings”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:27 PM: "yea”

ARGdov 12:27 PM: "that damn toad profile picture threw me off I gotta say”

ReturnedFaith 12:27 PM: "yeah I dont think ghost will want to keep that once they regain control”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:28 PM: "yo dov drop the toad already he is tired”

ARGdov 12:28 PM: "oh sorry”

ARGdov 12:28 PM: "lets toad go”

ARGdov 12:28 PM: "by froggo”

ReturnedFaith 12:28 PM: "splat”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:28 PM: "i hope ghost changes his password after this”

ReturnedFaith 12:28 PM: "it wouldnt matter”

Xenquility 12:28 PM: "Excuse me ghost is a strong independent woman”

ARGdov 12:28 PM: "actually yeah Im wondering what ghostbabels up to now”

ReturnedFaith 12:28 PM: "oh right”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:28 PM: "i bet his pasword was something like: 12345BABEL”

Xenquility 12:28 PM: "56709IDIDDLEDKIDS”

ARGdov 12:29 PM: "pfff”

ARGdov 12:29 PM: "I hope not, he was smarter than that”

ReturnedFaith 12:29 PM: "howd you guess mugen's password”

Xenquility 12:29 PM: "gg”

ARGdov 12:29 PM: "....how do you know who Mugen is”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:29 PM: "howd u know mugen”

Xenquility 12:29 PM: "HE IS MUGEN”

ReturnedFaith 12:29 PM: "I've interacted with him on several occasions”

Xenquility 12:29 PM: "BUM BUM BUM”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:29 PM: "lmao”

ARGdov 12:29 PM: "wait what”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:29 PM: "i told ya fucking mugen did moon rituals”

ReturnedFaith 12:29 PM: "he frequents our office”

ARGdov 12:29 PM: "why on earth would you speak to him hes not in the group anymore and he sucks”

ReturnedFaith 12:29 PM: "delivering pizza”

ARGdov 12:29 PM: ".ahahahahha”

ReturnedFaith 12:29 PM: "im kidding”

ARGdov 12:30 PM: "yeah I gathered”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:30 PM: "plot twist bup is mugen”

ReturnedFaith 12:30 PM: "I havent spoken with him in some time”

ARGdov 12:30 PM: "plot twist Bup is nobody we've met before”

Xenquility 12:30 PM: "Plot twist Bup can't actually kill anyone which is why he chose Yuuki”

SayoriBOT 12:30 PM: "Can we change the topic to something more wholesome please?”

Xenquility 12:30 PM: "because she's already dead”

ARGdov 12:30 PM: "oh piss of sayori”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:30 PM: "omae wa mou”

ARGdov 12:30 PM: "I mean, he might not be able to”

ARGdov 12:30 PM: "but I wouldnt want to risk that again”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:31 PM: "bros im trying to get the source code of a HS character infobox but it is massive”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:31 PM: "mine is CSS becuase im fucking useless”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:31 PM: "and it isnt even code”

ARGdov 12:31 PM: "also intereting thing I just noticed”

ARGdov 12:31 PM: "@ReturnedFaith is there any particular meaning behind your proper discord username?”

ARGdov 12:31 PM: "its "Returned Faith"”

ReturnedFaith 12:33 PM: "yeah”

ReturnedFaith 12:33 PM: "because again”

ReturnedFaith 12:33 PM: "I gotta be at least a little mysterious”

ARGdov 12:33 PM: "fair I suppose”

Xenquility 12:33 PM: "what if these guys were like”

Xenquility 12:33 PM: "Hope and her friends from the Truth arc”

ARGdov 12:33 PM: "but Im taking the clues I can find”

ARGdov 12:33 PM: "ahahaha”

ARGdov 12:33 PM: "that would be something”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:33 PM: "yeah sorry about me dont reading the wiki yet”

ARGdov 12:33 PM: "we dont even know what happened to them”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:33 PM: "who was hope exactly?”

Xenquility 12:33 PM: "Exactly”

ARGdov 12:34 PM: "Ill explain in PM: "s”

Wolfcat 12:34 PM: "argdov is a meanie”

Xenquility 12:34 PM: "which was why they are definitely them”

SayoriBOT 12:34 PM: "Do we have a meanie in the server? If so, please stop.”

ReturnedFaith 12:34 PM: "BUP is usually pretty chill but he can be strict at times”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:34 PM: "i mean he vibin”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:34 PM: "but he killin too”

Wolfcat 12:34 PM: "s_feed :bottle:”

SayoriBOT 12:34 PM: "Ptoo ptoo! This isn't food, you meanie!”

Wolfcat 12:34 PM: "s_feed :baby_bottle:”

SayoriBOT 12:34 PM: "Hey! I'm not a baby!”

Wolfcat 12:34 PM: "be quiet”

ARGdov 12:34 PM: "Im not a meanie :c”

SayoriBOT 12:34 PM: "Cease your bulli, you meanie!”

Xenquility 12:35 PM: "dov is the antithesis of a meanie”

ARGdov 12:35 PM: "no you”

SayoriBOT 12:35 PM: "Cease your bulli, you meanie!”

ARGdov 12:35 PM: "shh”

Wolfcat 12:35 PM: "You're not a meanie”

SayoriBOT 12:35 PM: "Cease your bulli, you meanie!”

Wolfcat 12:35 PM: "You're just a murderer”

ARGdov 12:35 PM: "OH PLEASE”

ARGdov 12:35 PM: "THIS WHOLE GROUP HAS BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE THAN A FEW DEAGTHS”

Xenquility 12:35 PM: "stop bullying dov”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:35 PM: "i didnt kill anyone”

Xenquility 12:35 PM: "SLINKY”

ARGdov 12:35 PM: "remember when we fucking drowned a man in a fucking stormdrain”

Xenquility 12:35 PM: "YOU PLAYED THE ELEGY TWICE”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:35 PM: "BUT I DIDNT KILL ANYONE”

ARGdov 12:36 PM: "remember when we accidentally got someone hit with a rock and then they died?”

ARGdov 12:36 PM: "remember when someone submitted the song of healing during the truth arc?”

ReturnedFaith 12:36 PM: "hey”

ReturnedFaith 12:36 PM: "helper got better”

ARGdov 12:36 PM: "he did”

ReturnedFaith 12:36 PM: "at least”

ARGdov 12:36 PM: "in fact plenty of people have gotten better”

ARGdov 12:36 PM: "and Yukis not gone”

Xenquility 12:36 PM: "I mean”

ARGdov 12:36 PM: "shes just been "condemned to a lfietime of stockholm syndrome" presumably trapped in the depths of AO”

Xenquility 12:37 PM: "that's debatable”

ARGdov 12:37 PM: "which is kind of awful but shes not totally gone”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:37 PM: "gonna do some quick homework brb”

ARGdov 12:37 PM: "actually who in this game HAS been totally been killed?”

ARGdov 12:37 PM: "like, with no digital spirit lingerin on”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:37 PM: "john”

Xenquility 12:37 PM: "Anyways we can't exactly do anything about yuuki so we should probably focus on literally anything else”

ARGdov 12:37 PM: "uh not true, actually”

ARGdov 12:37 PM: "tenebris took over John”

Xenquility 12:37 PM: "Actually John's body is still around”

DensO Burton 12:37 PM: "Mugen”

ARGdov 12:37 PM: "his soul, that is”

Xenquility 12:38 PM: "He's a deuro”

ARGdov 12:38 PM: "and so it might still be out there somewhere”

ReturnedFaith 12:38 PM: "johns is both here and gone at the same time on multiple levels”

ARGdov 12:38 PM: "once someone is digitized it seems like they dont just fade away”

Xenquility 12:42 PM: "Nice to finally see a guy we know about”

ARGdov 12:42 PM: "weve not spoken to him in fucking ages as well”

ARGdov 12:42 PM: "like, since 2016”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:43 PM: "also wasn't skm like super chill too?”

ARGdov 12:43 PM: "he was p great”

ARGdov 12:43 PM: "he called regiminis "regimipiss"”

ARGdov 12:43 PM: "he was a salty bro”

Xenquility 12:43 PM: "He's the only guy I've seen in jid that has canonically said, "XD"”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "ahahhaha”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "he said "XD" therefore he must be p great”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "but yeah no he was good”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:44 PM: "XD”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "I wonder what hes been up to”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "like he's still involved in this shit to an extent”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "and hes apparently working with a team of hackers now”

ARGdov 12:44 PM: "which Im glad to hear. He was working almost entirely on his own when we last spoke to him”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:45 PM: "i mean he broke into tylers hoese bc someone gavehis mask to him”

ARGdov 12:46 PM: "true”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:47 PM: "finished homework woo”

ARGdov 12:47 PM: "nice”

ARGdov 12:47 PM: "Im just starting rip”

ARGdov 12:47 PM: "also does the producer not have permissions to chat or has he just gone quiet?”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:48 PM: "idk”

Xenquility 12:48 PM: "Gone quiet”

ReturnedFaith 12:48 PM: "XD”

ReturnedFaith 12:48 PM: "Yes sorry im here”

ARGdov 12:48 PM: "ah ok”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:48 PM: "fuck yea”

ReturnedFaith 12:48 PM: "SKM always was a fun one”

ARGdov 12:48 PM: "hes a good guy”

Jos 12:49 PM: "Skm used LOL XD LMAO”

ARGdov 12:49 PM: "Ive no clue what the fuck hes been up to recently”

Xenquility 12:49 PM: "Wow what a way to steal the "XD" award from SKM”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:49 PM: "okay prod, so you seem to know a lot of info about all this”

ARGdov 12:49 PM: "I guess he escpaed whatever occured at the lunar spire”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:49 PM: "how”

ReturnedFaith 12:49 PM: "I've been watching it for a long time”

Jos 12:49 PM: "Hello guys irs ya boy SKM XDDD the forums are broke again LOL patrem being annoying about it”

Jos 12:49 PM: "Rhats skm”

ReturnedFaith 12:49 PM: "though ill admit i have no idea where SKM is currently”

/Mr. Circle\ 12:50 PM: "skm is not the only one to have uttered the forbidden emoji”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:50 PM: "so lets say you have about the same info that we have”

ARGdov 12:50 PM: "BUP said SKMs working with some hackers”

Jos 12:50 PM: "How do i know he is cannon?”

ARGdov 12:50 PM: "when I asked what on he said "on their computers"”

ReturnedFaith 12:50 PM: "thats right”

ReturnedFaith 12:50 PM: "Hina”

/Mr. Circle\ 12:50 PM: "hina616 has also XD'd”

ReturnedFaith 12:50 PM: "poor little Hina”

/Mr. Circle\ 12:50 PM: "oh fuck you beat me to it”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:51 PM: "Who*”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:51 PM: "woo was hina?”

ReturnedFaith 12:51 PM: "quiet, gamejacker”

/Mr. Circle\ 12:51 PM: "meta”

ReturnedFaith 12:51 PM: "Hina was a Lunar Child”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:51 PM: "meta”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:51 PM: "alrite”

Jos 12:52 PM: "How do I know you are cannon Producer”

ReturnedFaith 12:52 PM: "I guess you don't”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:52 PM: "meta”

ARGdov 12:52 PM: "I dont remember hina”

ARGdov 12:52 PM: "but then I cant keep track of everything”

ReturnedFaith 12:53 PM: "she is rather forgettable”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:53 PM: "neat”

ReturnedFaith 12:54 PM: "in the grand scheme of things, that is”

ReturnedFaith 12:54 PM: "out of the rest of them, she was probably the most memorable”

Xenquility 12:55 PM: "Oh producer”

Xenquility 12:55 PM: "Are you and bup male or female”

ARGdov 12:55 PM: "rip”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:56 PM: "are you assuming they are Gender Binary?”

Xenquility 12:56 PM: "Yes”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:56 PM: "TRIGGERED”

/Mr. Circle\ 12:56 PM: "That's a Funny Joke”

ReturnedFaith 12:56 PM: "I'm not sure about BUP, but for myself”

ReturnedFaith 12:56 PM: "I prefer male”

ARGdov 12:57 PM: ".....”

ARGdov 12:57 PM: "wow”

otherLiam 12:57 PM: "who’s this now”

Xenquility 12:57 PM: "Male ocol”

ARGdov 12:57 PM: "thats an old fucking joke”

Xenquility 12:57 PM: "*cool”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:57 PM: "- Go apeshit i guess”

ARGdov 12:57 PM: "someone who works with BUP”

otherLiam 12:57 PM: "oh cool”

Xenquility 12:57 PM: "If Bup is female I'm sticking to my theory about them being Hope and her friends lmao”

ARGdov 12:57 PM: "yup”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:57 PM: "yeah he is super chill”

Xenquility 12:57 PM: "This guy doesn't want to kill anyone he's great”

ARGdov 12:58 PM: "he hasnt threatened to kill anyone so thats a plus”

otherLiam 12:59 PM: "i mean bup didnt really threaten either. more like just laid out the consequences for losing”

Slinky Stinks△ 12:59 PM: "- It is I, dave strider homesuck free Vector PNG 2019”

Sheena0 12:59 PM: "is there a consequence if we win tho?”

ReturnedFaith 12:59 PM: "He is more experienced”

ReturnedFaith 12:59 PM: "but I dont really have as many responsibilities”

ReturnedFaith 12:59 PM: "so I'm free to be a bit more loose”

ReturnedFaith 12:59 PM: "but I will have to get back to work soon”

otherLiam 1:00 PM: "what exactly is your work?”

ReturnedFaith 1:00 PM: "Producing”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:00 PM: "yea he produces”

ReturnedFaith 1:00 PM: "providing BUP and others with whatever they need”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:00 PM: "this guy produces”

otherLiam 1:01 PM: "what do they need now?”

ARGdov 1:01 PM: "they need the d”

ReturnedFaith 1:01 PM: "things”

ARGdov 1:01 PM: "like I said”

ReturnedFaith 1:01 PM: "but no really”

ARGdov 1:01 PM: "the d”

ReturnedFaith 1:01 PM: "they need a lot of stuff”

ReturnedFaith 1:01 PM: "including the d”

ARGdov 1:01 PM: "I, too am in need of....things”

ReturnedFaith 1:01 PM: "and stuff?”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:01 PM: "CONFIRMED”

ARGdov 1:01 PM: "welp Im glad we have one thing in common then”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:01 PM: "bup needs the d”

otherLiam 1:01 PM: "dov stop bein horny on main”

ARGdov 1:02 PM: "pffff”

ARGdov 1:02 PM: "trust me this isnt me being horny”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:02 PM: "dov only has main to be horny on”

ReturnedFaith 1:02 PM: "if they require the d, then Im afraid I must provide”

ARGdov 1:02 PM: "that as well”

ARGdov 1:02 PM: "welp”

Xenquility 1:02 PM: "Oh god”

Xenquility 1:02 PM: "Hot”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:02 PM: "prod, provide your d”

Xenquility 1:02 PM: "Can I join you guys”

ARGdov 1:02 PM: "if they need a lot of things they must be preparing for something”

ReturnedFaith 1:02 PM: "I dont work for you, traitor”

otherLiam 1:02 PM: "(also sorry for goin off on you yesterday dov)”

ARGdov 1:02 PM: "(its cool lol)”

/Mr. Circle\ 1:02 PM: "may we please have d?”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:03 PM: "(Nigga who u called traitor)”

Xenquility 1:03 PM: "If you guys are providing d Ill join”

ARGdov 1:03 PM: "man ok I did not intend to derail this with shitposting lol”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:03 PM: "so”

ARGdov 1:03 PM: "either way, like I just said”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:03 PM: "do we provide the d?”

Ross the Claus 🎄 1:03 PM: "heard something about someone producing a d”

ARGdov 1:03 PM: "they need things (potentially including the d) to do...something”

ARGdov 1:03 PM: "potentially a ritual?”

ARGdov 1:03 PM: "who knows”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:04 PM: "now its when the d means: DESTRUCTIVE LASERGUN”

otherLiam 1:04 PM: "man who knows anything”

Ross the Claus 🎄 1:04 PM: "Ritual involving the d. Sounds about right for this arg”

ARGdov 1:04 PM: "I love performing rituals with my d”

otherLiam 1:05 PM: "we dunno who these guys are, what theyre tryin to do or if we should even be trying to stop them”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:05 PM: "nah girl i cant go out with u tonigth, i gotta perform theritual with my d”

ARGdov 1:05 PM: "shh”

otherLiam 1:05 PM: "hell maybe we want them to succeed”

ARGdov 1:05 PM: "I dont trust anyone who has the kind of power BUP currently has”

otherLiam 1:05 PM: "maybe them doing their thing will fuck with our other enemies”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:05 PM: "nah m8”

Xenquility 1:05 PM: "I wanna get :BUP:ed with their d”

ARGdov 1:05 PM: "Im not trusting anyone except for potentially SKM”

otherLiam 1:05 PM: "who knows”

ReturnedFaith 1:05 PM: "since you asked nicely”

ReturnedFaith 1:05 PM: ((A distorted D image is posted))

Slinky Stinks△ 1:05 PM: "producer has 10 times less the power that bup has”

Sheena0 1:06 PM: "i kinda feel we need to figure them out first then go to understanding their reason”

Xenquility 1:06 PM: "THE D”

Xenquility 1:06 PM: "YES”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:06 PM: "THE D”

ARGdov 1:06 PM: "Im still thinking about this”

otherLiam 1:06 PM: "Producer is now my favorite”

ARGdov 1:06 PM: "why would I have a different discord account to be horny on lol”

otherLiam 1:06 PM: "“main” isnt your discord account, it’s the chat you’re in”

ReturnedFaith 1:07 PM: "now i need to get back to work”

ARGdov 1:07 PM: "ah fair”

ReturnedFaith 1:07 PM: "for real”

ARGdov 1:07 PM: "well Im in other groups”

ReturnedFaith 1:07 PM: "bye for now”

ARGdov 1:07 PM: "but rest assured”

Slinky Stinks△ 1:07 PM: "wait prod”

otherLiam 1:07 PM: "have fun producer”

ReturnedFaith 1:07 PM: "whats up traitor”

ARGdov 1:07 PM: "if I was being horny on main you'd all tell me to leave”

otherLiam 1:07 PM: "ooo shit”

ARGdov 1:07 PM: "anyways, bye producer”

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Extended Zodiac Signs as Memes From 2017

Aries: Winona Ryder's SAG Award Reaction Arist: Italian Memes Argo: Changing The Hollywood Sign Arga: Chancellor Palpatine Arittanius: Solar Eclipse Arritarius: SaltBae Arpio: Spotify Playlists Arpia: Mr. Worldwide Arra: The Floor is Lava Challenge Arza: Bad Volume Sliders Aro: Roll Safe Arlo: RompHim Aricorn: Right in Front of My Salad Ariborn: "I had to grind for this view” Arnius: Snapchat Hotdog Arrius: Meryl Streep Singing Armino: White Guy Blinking Armini: Trash Dove Arsci: Mocking Spongebob Arsces: One Thicc Bih Arcer: Distracted Boyfriend Arcen: Powder that makes you say ‘yes’ Arus: Elf on a Shelf Aren: Sometimes, things that are expensive... Are worse Taurus: You vs. The Guy She told you not to worry about Taurist: Welcome to your Tape Taursci: Porgs Taurnius: I've got [BLANK] down here Tauricorn: The Floor is [BLANK] Taurittanius: Cracking open a cold one with the boys Taurpio: What Redbone sounds like Taurra: “I love this woman and her curvy body” Taurgo: Beyonce ordering food Taurlo: Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Taurcer: Cash Me Ousside Taurmino: Lounging Diddy Taurun: The Orb Tauries; Fidget Spinners Taursces: "I Will Survive” Zootopia Comic Taurrius: United Airlines Tauriborn: The Ting Go Skraa Taurittarius: Oscars Best Picture Mistake Taurpia: Singing Shaq Taurza: Fyre Fest Taurga: Draymond Green’s Pep Talk Tauro: Kendrick Lamar’s “DAMN” Cover Taurcen: Garlic Bread Taurmini: “... So jot that down” Gemini: Jim Carrey's "We're Nothing" Rant Gemun: “I will now buy your game” Gemries: How to Talk to Short People Gemsces: Classic Gaming Emotion Gemrius: “The Person Above Triple Gay” Gemiborn: Begone, THOT Gemittarius: Now do Classical Gas! Gempia: Boneless Pizza Gemza: Buenos Dias, Mandy Gemga: Problems, stress, pain Gemo: Why weren’t you at Elf Practice?! Gemcen: Wrow Gemino: Fake News Gemus: Bowser Block Gemrist: Sniper Elite Headshot Gemsci: Mario’s nipples Gemnius: Crash Bandicoot “Woah!” Gemicorn: Just Like Dark Souls Gemittanius: Doki Doki Literature Club Gempio: Who Would Win? Gemra: Net Neutrality Gemgo: Hey, you see that guy over there? Gemlo: Wholesome Memes Gemcer: Hewwo

Cancer: Travis Scott’s Concert Pic Camino: Press A to Pound Canus: “What’s the matter, little fella?” Canrist: The Emoji Movie Cansci: “You’re Doing Amazing, Sweetie” Cannius: Skyrim Skill Tree Canicorn: Hey There, Demons Canittanius: (Jazz Music Stops) Canpio: The Girl Reading This Canra: Pennywise Dancing Cango: Shooting Stars Canlo: 10 Bands I’ve Seen Live Cancen: “Now this looks a job for me” Camini: Fireflies Canun: England is My City Canries: Whomst Cansces: “Hold My Beer” Canrius: Horny on Main Caniborn: Death Stranding Trailer Canittarius: Milkshake Duck Canpia: Corn-cobbed Canza: “Lookin’ like a snack” Canga: “Oh no, baby, what is you doing?” Cano: Dilly Dilly

Leo: Understandable, Have A Nice Day Lecen: “I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy.” Lemini: Boruto’s Dad Leun: “You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand Rick and Morty” Leries: You Know I Had to Do it to Em Lesces: Grape-kun Lerius: B Button Emoji 🅱 Leiborn: "It’s Everyday, Bro” Leittarius: Emoji Sheriff Lepia: “If My Girl Drowning” Leza: Guess I’ll Die Lega: The Cuck Comic Lelo: As a Father Lecer: I don’t understand this meme and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. Lemino: Welcome to The Gang Leus: Pipis Room Lerist: Prince Sidon Lesci: “Thanks for Coming to my TED Talk” Lenius: #AlternativeFacts Leicorn: Thec Scroll of Truth Leittanius: Conflict in Literature Lepio: Two Scoops Lera: My Bike got Stolen Recently Lego: First Class Comic

Virgo: “First Of All” Virlo: BBC Dad Vircer: This Folder is Empty Virmino: The snowman Virus: Crying Northwestern Kid Virist: Zoom in on the nose Virsci: Will Now Have Stories Virnius: The Babadook Viricorn: Dancing Winnie the Pooh Virittanius: George W. Bush and His Inauguration Day Poncho Virpio: Nothing but respect for MY President Virra: Gorilla TED Talk Virga: DELETE THIS NEPHEW.... Viro: “This is where the fun begins” Vircen: Your Mother and I Will Always Love You Virmini: Ted Cruz Twitter Scandal Virun: Expanding Brain Viries: Kellyanne Conway's Couch Photo Virsces: Dr. Pig Virrius: “I diagnose you with [BLANK]” Viriborn: The Boss Baby Virittarius: Youtube “Storytime” Clickbait Parodies Virpia: Bitmoji Virza: 3 AM Challenge

Libra: Thinking Face Emoji 🤔 Ligo: Szechuan Sauce Liblo: I Called and They Actually Answered Licer: “YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!” Limino: Big Ben’s Final Chimes Libus: Protogent Antivirus Librist: 2016 vs. 2017 Libsci: Michelle Obama Side-eye Libnius: “This is the future liberals want” Libicorn: Your Eyes on Drugs Libittanius: “Sorry, the old [BLANK] can’t come to the phone right now...” Lipio: James Charles Libza: He protecc but he also attacc Liga: Distinguished, functional, disaster Libo: Mayweather vs. McGregor Licen: Pickle Rick Limini: Frog in Tom Holland’s mouth Libun: Student Athlete Libries: Brother, may I have some oats... Libsces: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird Librius: “I don’t care that you broke your elbow.” Libiborn: Despacito Libittarius: “Big Enough” AAAAAAAAAA Lipia: “[BLANK], Sweetie, I’m so sorry...”

Scorpio: What if You Wanted to Go to Heaven, but God Said... Scorra: Karsten Warholm's World Championships Reaction Scorgo: Russian Cat Translations Scorlo: Virgin Vs. Chad Scorcer: Petscop Scormino: Dream Daddy Scorus: Virgin-Killing Sweater Scorist: Inhaling Seagull Scorsci: “This is a Christian Server, Sir, No Swearing” Scornius: 👉😎👉 Zoop! Scoricorn: “The Sun is a Deadly Lazer!” Scorittanius: Post Malone Cop Scorpia: I Bet There Will Be Flying Cars in The Future Scorza: Zenzi Scorga: "Yeah, sex is cool, but..” Scoro: “It’s a surprise tool that will help us later!” Scorcen: Big Toblerone Scormini: Das Good Shit Scorun: Dog Petting Edits Scories: Medium Rare Chicken Scorsces: Luigi Dab Scorrius: Tom Cruise’s fake butt Scoriborn: Cofveve Scorittarius: Facebook Events

Sagittarius: Lawnmower Man Sagipia: Nic Cage in Kazakhstan Sagiza: 1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN? Sagiga: Double D’s Facts Book Sagio: Outback Steakhouse Satanic Cult Sagicen: “Your Teeth are So White” Sagimini: Pee is stored in the balls Sagiun: Bike is Short for Bichael Sagiries: Animoji Sagisces: Portrayed by Spongebob Sagirius: Tumblr’s Fancy Font Sagiborn: Pretty vs. Bitchin’ Sagittanius: No Nut November Sagipio: Destroy Dick December Sagira: When no one understands [BLANK] Sagigo: Whoosh Sagilo: History of the Entire World, I Guess Sagicer: Resolution Comparisons Sagimino: Garfield Gender Debate Sagius: S Stands For Sagirist: The Worst Trade Deal Sagisci: Monkey Haircut Saginius: Me Me BIG Boy Sagicorn: #NotMyRodrick

Capricorn: Then Perish Caprittanius: The Doink Guy Capripio: “Had it not been for the laws of this land...” Caprira: Wendy’s Twitter Caprigo: Snails Sleep 3 Caprilo: Thrussy Capricer: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Caprimino: “WHY IS THE FBI HERE?” Caprius: Simple Rick’s Fondest Memory Caprist: Shocked Thomas Caprisci: Please Do Not Swear on My Profile, Thanks Caprinius: Send me $5 and see what happens Capriborn: The Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell in a Cell Caprittarius: Persona 5 Batlle Menu Capripia: “The Bath” Capriza: Beep Beep I’m a Sheep Capriga: Mark Hamill reading Donald Trump Tweets in The Joker’s Voice Caprio: That Damn Smile Capricen: Bad Acronyms Caprimini: I am the Senate Capriun: Badly Explain Your Profession Capries: Cristiano Ronaldo Bust Caprisces: “I don’t like sand.” Capririus: “Fellas, is it gay to...”

Aquarius: Riot Hipster Aquiborn: Conceited Reaction Aquittarius: “I Have the High Ground.” Aquapia: Lady Gaga’s Half-Time Show Aquaza: What Are Your Intentions With My Daughter? Aquaga: Avocado Toast Aquo: Thanos Edits Aquacen: Angry Hurricane Harvey Cat Aquamini: Justin Trudeau's Handshake With Donald Trump Aquiun: Cup Blowing Challenge Aquaries: Laughing Theresa May Aquasces: Feeling Cute, Might Delete Later Aquanius: Impossible. Perhaps the Archives Are Incomplete. Aquicorn: Jukmifgguggh Aquittanius: 1,000 Degree Knife Videos Aquapio: Donald Trump Quotes Bane Aquara: Obi-Wan’s Force Push Aquago: waterguy12 Aqualo: Country Flag’s Colors Representation Parodies Aquacer: Well Whadaya Know Aquamino: You Mess With Crabo, You Get The Stabo Aquius: Gohan Blanco Aquarist: “Straightforward From Here” Aquasci: “I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!”

Pisces: All Life is Precious Pirius: iOS Question Mark Box ⍰ Piborn: Party Rockers in the Hou Se Tonight Pittarius: I Killed Them All Pipia: Bernie Sanders Brings Tweets to the Senate Piza: Insecurity/Anxiety Text Messages Piga: What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Pio: Touch The Ant Picen: What R U Going to Gain From It? Pimini: Celery Piun: WHOA TECHNOLOGY Piries: “Why Not Visit?” Edits Pisci: Sector is Clear Pinius: Spiderman: Homecoming Poster Parodies Picorn: “You Probably Don't Recognize Me Because of the Red Arm” Pittanius: God Left Pipio: Donald Trump’s Frog Chin Pira: Quicksaving... Pigo: It Pleases The Crown Pilo: “I... Worked on this story for a year...” Picer: “Milk and Honey” Parodies Pimino: Obama Vacationing Pius: I Get My News From a Reliable Source Pirist: Google, 11 Minutes Later

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