#dont judge me too harshly for judging harshly

[tsatsuma69]

EUROVISON SEMI FINALS PT.1

welcome to my heaviliy biased reaction/review :)

its a long one

CROATIA 7/10:

these old men dance funky and fuck nasty

its tacky. its camp. its eurovison

mama ;)

love mr missile man

!STRIP!STRIP!STRIP!STRIP!

vocals could have been stronger + old men could have been more naked

7/10

FINLAND 10/10:

Finland slays as always

VERY cunty

FINLAND WINS LITTLE MISS HEAVY QUEER TECHNO RAVE

love the lil crab dance

wonderful human centipede reference

i know who im voting for in the final

!!!!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!CHA!!!!

now this is eurovison

10/10 !!CUNT!!

GERMANY 9/10:

GAY GLITTERY VIOLENCE SO SLAY

they rlly got a latex vampire and fucking balls to the wall went for it

scream for me bbgorl

capitol fashion vibes

very eurovison

9/10

ITALY 3/10:

the first of the ballads

very eurovison /neg

(trampolies had me giggling)

glitter doesnt = slay. get better.

he did put his whole pussy into that

it wasnt enough tho

3/10 sure was a ballad bb

NORWAY 7/10:

it's giving Anne boylen????

odd take but slay

solid banger

a whistle note doesnt get u a win bb

eurovison approved :)

7/10

SERBIA 6/10:

go, twink! go!

serbia bringing the drama, slay

hewwo? game owver ;)

i see ur vison. its euro.

I liked his little giggle at the end

6/10

MALTA 4/10:

busting out some sexy sax

are those cardboard cut outs???

bitch dress fancier this is eurovison

!! road trip with the boys !!

theyre having fun in ikea

DID HE JUST DAB

4/10

LATVIA 2/10:

immidaitly funky

ew nevermind

okay wait…?

ew no

mid.

this is eurovison bring the pizazz or go home

2/10

PORTUGAL 8/10:

OH ITS GIVING !! SOMETHING!!! HELLO !!!!

portugal bringing the drama

red <3

could have gone harder. still slayed

7/10

IRELAND 2/10:

please dont be a ballad

fuck. okay. thank god.

stop making eye contact, twink

nice flares its giving knock off glitter elvis

drummer is having fun :)

i didnt like it

2/10

SWITZERLAND 1/10:

ew ballad :(

famously neutral country singing about not wanting to be being a soldier and war casulties

okay…. of all the countries… bbgorl

fun lil outfits.doesnt save u

unfortunatly i think eurovison wil eat this shit up

1/10

FRANCE 6/10:

NEVERMIND france brought the drama

oh the GLAMORE oh the DRAMA oh the EUROVISON

that sure is a Dress

!!SHOULDER PAD ALERT!!

mmmm its good but falls a little flat 4 me

wait where did her dress go

6/10

ISRAEL 4/10:

immidiate DRAMA

ourple :)

unicorn. we're sticking with that…. okay.

guys i think we wanna see her dance

4/10

MOLDOVA 6/10:

u were so good last year dont let me down

okay pop off king

hehe eyeball

love the drums and the headpieces :)

!! HELLO FUNKY FLUTE MAN !!

a bop

6/10

SWEDEN 5/10:

i want her to scratch my back with those nails

……im getting abba vibes???? sounds a little bit like the winner takes it all at the beginning

sweden, sweden, sweden smh

OH the drama of a hydrollic press

cracking vocals crickey well done

5/10

AZERBAIJAN 2/10:

pippin and merri made it to eurovision and theyre indi twinks now

its.okay.

was….that….it….?

2/10

CZECHIA 5/10:

oh this is fun

pink <3

swing em babes

uncanny clone doll vibes /pos

they know their audience (its me and i love barbie)

feminism :)

5/10

NETHERLANDS 2/10:

i just know ur gonna let me down

lo and behold i was right

another fucking ballad

STOP MAKING EYE CONTACT

ew straight people at eurovison

nevermind i think theyre lesbains

but that wont save them

god uses she/her pronouns :)

2/10 forgettable

ballad count: 3

best: Finland

worst: Switzerland

who made it thru:

Croatia :P

Moldova

Switzerland >:(

Findland !!!! :D

Czechia <3

Israel

Portugal :)

Sweden

Serbia (go!twink!go!)

Norway

final thoughts:

GERMANY WAS ROBBED!!! ROBBED !!!!!!!!!!!

i am being so normal about this <3

[starii-void]

currently thinking about the mortality of the lmk gang

Wukong is immortal, he'll eventually outlive all his friends, again. even if they reincarnate, it won't be the same. the world keeps moving, but he's the one constant. is this what he wanted when he sought out immortality?

Macaque has a long lifespan. he might end up gaining immortality with Wukong too, but that just means he'll outlive the others too. he's died once and is scared of it. but he has to watch his friends fall to it one by one.

MK doesn't know what'll happen to him. is he immortal like the other monkeys? is he more mortal? does he even age? at what rate? does he even want to be immortal?

Pigsy, Sandy and Mei might have a longer lifespan, what with the dragon/monster heritage, but they're still mortal. they still age. Pigsy and Sandy are older than the others. sandy's accepted it. pigsy doesn't want to leave his son behind. mei doesn't want to leave her brother behind.

Tang is fully human. he may have inherited the great monk's powers, but he is still fully human, flesh and bone. he's older than MK and Mei, too. he's the only one that has a confirmed lifespan. they all know it'll happen eventually.

[lover-of-mine]

i'm afflicted by the not knowing

Pairing: Evan Buckley and Eddie Diaz (911)

Word Count: 1,2k

But he's also feeling the need to confess, and this is the closest he can force himself into. So he drops into the chair and finally meets Frank's eyes. “I broke up with Marisol.” “I'm sorry to hear that,” Frank says in the calm let's talk about how that makes you feel voice that used to drive him up the wall. Maybe it still does. “No, that's not the problem,” Eddie shakes his head and he nods. “Alright, what is the problem?” “I lied to Buck.” or Eddie needs to talk about how he's feeling. That's what therapy is for, right?

read it on ao3

[rainba]

was on janitorai and...listen rain, I propose to you: kissing while cockwarming Kairos. he's trembling as he tries (and probably fails) to keep his hips still ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა🩷

(also how silly were you getting with the bots to be banned from multiple character ai sites?? 😭😭)

I absolutely love this idea with Kairos..... Straddling his hips and calling him a good boy while warming up his cock. ღ

...Kissing his soft cheeks while he trembles and tries so hard to keep his composure... I especially love the idea of cockwarming Kairos while he tries to work or play video games. (๑˘︶˘๑) Whenever he finishes one of his projects, he'll finally be able to move his hips and fuck you properly... As a sweet reward!! ღ ღ ღ

ALSO..........

I think when I got banned from Janitor AI, it was when they had the old AI system provided by a third party or.... Something....

I'll um. I'll say this... („• ᴗ •„):

There were... Lots of whips... and like... Genuine torture devices... Tons of blood... Being nonconned.... I could go on. ^^;;;;;;;; A little.... little silly....

i'm a completely different person at 4 AM 💔💔💔

[iwantofall]

(draws this guy in the same exact angle and pose 100 times)

[doodlesdreaming]

Kisses and Passionate love making is great and all.

But what about hugs?

What if, instead of sneaking into storage closets and behind shaded buildings for 2 minute makeout sessions, Ghost and Soap were more for tactical cuddling than lip contact?

It started out small; one armed hugs from Soap during casual/playful banter and protective holds from Ghost, whenever he had to yank the Sergeant out of danger(which tends to happen alot).

As their relationship began to take shape, it evolved into tender but careful hugs when Soap's anger gets the best of him, which has him dissolving into downhearted tears that he fights to hold back. Or stable and warm hugs, when night terrors lock Ghost into a panic attack, and if anyone else tried to consult him, there would be a knife to the throat.

Both men knew that there would be nothing but trouble if they were to continue this. And not just on fraternizing charges alone. But after that too close of a call with Makarov and a bullet nearly injected into the skull, as soon as they were alone, Simon and Johnny locked each other into a tight bear hug. The kind of hug that felt solid, safe, and grounding into reality. Johnny gripping his LT tight as he buried his face into the crook of his neck, as Simon held on for dear life, telling himself that everything is OK. Johhny is here. Johnny is safe. He got to him in time....

Neither one wanted to let go. Not until their hearts stopped hammering against their ribcages, and their nerves stopped working overtime. When they finally pulled apart from each other, it was quite obvious that they are very much doomed soldiers at this point. But neither one of them didn't give a frick. No one fights alone after all.

As time passed, they got slightly more intimate with each other. As one suspected with couples. But anyone who knows Ghost and Soap knew that they communicated with hugs more than anything else. (Though some would believe that is mostly because Soap is compromising with Ghost's mask.)

[whiskey2theveins]

I tried breathing underwater to drown out the doubt

I cracked under the pressure and nearly bled out (nearly bled out)

You said you'd always save me, so where are you now?

Feels like I'm failing, I'm dancing while drowning alone

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

Top 3 Markus oufits as per this poll!

1. Revolution Coat [46%]

2. Stratford Tower Suit [24%]

3. Trash Coat [11%]

[dino-anarchy]

shame on me for being a female in the first place

[pandalilydorlene]

I don't think you understand how crazy I am for pandalily

Cold fire and warm snow

They are so perfect for each other,

Pandora brings Lily peace and wonder and a gentle understanding and recognition she has never felt before in her life.

Lily brings Pandora passion and intrigue and colour and light. She is Pandora's anchor, keeping her connected to a world that in her absence makes her feel like a petal being thrown around in a storm, only being able to give a hint of what direction the wind is blowing, not being able to stop it.

Alone they are child soldiers, they are a heartbroken sister and a girl with her head in the clouds, a lion in a zoo and a canary in a cage.

Together they are loved, together they are at peace, together they are Pandora and they are Lily and they can look into each others eyes and bury their hands in each others hair, feel the warmth of each others skin. Together they can exist and just be.

[motifenjoyer]

scattered futures

fandom: zero escape (ztd spoilers btw .)

words: 150

[id: first image is a banner with white text that reads, "#fff266 great expectations." second image is a thin pink divider. end id].

phi can see into a million futures, but not a single one contains a timeline where radical-6 is eradicated. 

through akane’s stern tone telling sigma not to speak of the future, her face is grim, yet determined. this isn’t the same akane whose fate rests in a knife to the chest, but she carries herself in a similar way. 

and sigma–she scolded him for spilling their plans, but can she blame him? what would it make her if she were to warn everyone alongside him, to show her hand too early? 

she steps into a possibility where sigma dies instead. radical-6 is released via diana’s selflessness. phi finds akane at headquarters and asks to be put in cold sleep. forty five years later, she finds herself in an elevator with the man who will either push the cycle to its end or keep it going. 

what a shitty morning routine. 

@flashfictionfridayofficial

[firesmokeandashes]

So, I was bored and thinking about the KatsuZuku reunion panels and how they were looking at each other in chapter 403, and because my brain is constantly playing song association, have this L.O.V.E BkDk mini edit

🧡💚

Tagging @love-is-in-the-multiverse @zoopzopp @is-bakugou-alive-yet @adoubleneliese @a-had-matter & @emmab3mma

Because I think they might enjoy this, and I want to share what I made with others that I know! ^^

[chambers003]

also a request from @pattonflower666

They are watching the snow together <3

[lucidofthenight]

I wonder if I could make a warrior cats text game in python-

warrior cats autism goes brrrrr

[transexualpirate]

ok but here's the thing. if you look deep enough into any asshole you're bound to find some amount of gross shit. it doesn't necessarily mean they haven't washed their ass. it does mean that you're creeping into other's butts. do you understand what i mean

[goldtealeaves]

guys look i made a strawpage ✨