#mr host

[ozzgin]

I'm not sure if you do angst... but I'll ask anyways. Ignore if you don't wanna answer, I'll understand.

What would the gorgon host do if his darling accepts the 2nd season after choosing him in the first and then they just don't choose him in the end of the second season?

Would he just be happy with the views no matter what (because it would be a viral scandal if darling does so), ignoring darling or would he try to take them back with him by any means necessary?

Oh, he would absolutely try to win you back. He'd claim it's a business choice: what about future seasons? What about spinoffs? Are you going to settle for one monster, when you could win the hearts of thousands?

In truth, he really did like having you around. He's not immune to the human charms, you see. He quickly discovered his awards and record-breaking views were not as satisfying as returning home to his human partner.

So, as pathetic as it is, he'll swallow the truth and turn on the waterworks. Come on, don't do this to him. You had something special. He'll officially cancel the series; no more dating, no more games. Please.

If you decide to take him back, you'll skeptically wonder if he can truly stay away from the fame and attention. Well, he can't. Don't fret, he's not going to break his promise. No one said anything about different kinds of shows, however.

"My life with a human spouse", coming out next year. Follow the mundane and cozy adventures of a flamboyant, charismatic monster and his cute little human partner.

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[scriv3lloirl]

HAPPY LSOH DAY‼️

[meg-girumi]

“Introducing… SP-vision!!!”

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Love that stupid hairbrushing scene where Padme pretends to brush her curly hair. It's so doll-like, but the doll she's playing with is herself. Putting on a performance for her husband, but really acting out a fantasy for herself.

[dawn-dutchess]

So Todd,

thought you could sneak your way into hsr undetected, did you?

Unfortunately for you,

I would recognize the voice of Hikaru

and Death the Kid anytime and anywhere

[papabigtoes]

Sal and Murderface Enjoy Eating Red 40 (As friends do!)

[mysterygrl20]

need a new bl show to watch but unsure of how spicy it is? someone made a spicy index list

🌶️ - Bell pepper - longing glances, maybe a caress and pinky touch, solid hugs, no kisses (Cherry Magic)

🌶️🌶️ - Jalapeño popper - 1 or 2 kisses, closed mouth or hidden behind camera angles, full of cheesy emotions but not sexual (Mr. Unlucky has No Choice but to Kiss)

🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Sriracha - at least 1 decent kiss, actual makeout with or without tongue, but clothes stay on (Bad Buddy, Semantic Error)

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Birds eye chili - multiple solid kisses and some clothes come off, but cuts away before any pants come off and hands generally stay above the waist, it's implied that they have sex but we only see the very start of the encounter (609 Bedtime Story, Between Us, Until We Meet Again)

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Specialty hot sauce - all or most clothes come off at least once, full on simulated sex happens though it can be masked with sultry background music and may or may not include an implication of climax (Ghost Host Ghost House, Cutie Pie, Long Time No See)

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Carolina reaper - full nudity at some point, though junk may be cleverly hid with angles and conveniently placed furniture, these boys fuckin and there ain't no ambiguity about it, sexy sounds at full volume rather than replaced by music or voiceover (Kinnporsche, Love in the Air)

🌶️☠️ - Pepper spray - there's full on sex and/or nudity but it's not pleasant or intended to be sexy, can apply to graphic SA scenes or just the marketing campaign for Dangerous Drugs Of Sex

(the show list isn't fully comprehensive yet but a great start)

[dailytraingirl]

and the three men i admire most

the father,

son,

and the holy host

they caught

the last train

for the coast

the day the music died

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i think its insane that bmo is getting a preschool show. i know hes made to take care of kids but every bmo episode is like

"bmo kills his sibling on his birthday and has to deal with th trauma all on his own forever"

or "bmo is lost in the woods and watching his own biological clock tick away he cant protect the baby he found he cant protect the man he just fell in love with and then his fiance is killed in front of him by the people he promised would protect him"

and "bmo and his reflection just established that they love each other, but they dont love each other more than freedom, now bmo's trapped in the mirror dimension while he and his reflection try to either kill one another or destroy any means of escape"

like i cnat stress enough. every bmo episode is like this. bmo noire, guardians of sunshine, orb, they are all like this. the only lighthearted bmo episodes are president porpoise and always bmo closing, and even president porpoise has bmo forcing dark shit into the game. him and ice king are like yay yay yay little colorful submarine trip:) and then bmo is like SOLDIER WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF AIR AND THE ENEMIES AR E SHOOTING.AT US WE ARE. DYING I WILL GET YOU HOME TO THE KIDS YOU SPEAK OF SO FONDLY

like, i dont think preschool kids cant have a host like bmo i just think its insane. if they strip all the darkness from his character he'd be so weird. hes a sad traumatized little guy. hes cute and sweet and hes good at taking care of kids, but every bmo episode in advtime proper is dark and wild

[dirtyriver]

Mr. Toon/The Dark Cartoon

[ozzgin]

content: gn reader, NSFW

Now I keep thinking about it. Monster Dating Show host with a hoe Reader. It's a win for everyone involved. The other monsters have their chance with a human, you get ravaged by monsters, and Mr. Host is drowning in views, ratings, and fame.

He's not the jealous type, you see. At the end of the day, you return to him. You belong to him. He knows it, you know it. You've chosen him because no one else compares.

Sometimes he'll sit back and watch with a grin on his face. There's something particularly amusing about the desperate thrusts of the beasts, their longing gaze, their drooling snouts. Once they're done fucking you, you come crawling back to him.

"Not what you expected?" he'll say smugly, sliding his fingers between your legs. "Such a greedy human you are. Well, I don't blame you. Can't do without a grand finale, eh?"

Rinse and repeat. The little muppets fight to have a taste of your body, competing for a pathetic evening at your feet. The grand prize, however, was always his.

[Monster Dating Show Series]

[dykedvonte]

Why does every smart person in fallout new Vegas put themselves in a “I have no mouth and I must scream” situation. The Think Tank, Mr. House, Hildern with the spores…

It’s like they value their minds over their bodies only to regret it later or eventually become disillusioned with being just a mind. This isn’t even exclusive to Fallout NV but it’s so prominent in the game of people willingly augmenting their bodies only to outlast the end times only to realize what they tried to preserve isn’t there anymore.

[bliz-lol]

Mr. Galfons: I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND OF FLYING!

Buka: It's too late, young man!

and this is from "Hotbed of War" (non-canon version)

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

What is with people getting exposed as horrible human beings these past few weeks??? I swear wherever I turn a famous "untouchable" person turns out to be a complete and utter arse/a criminal. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the truth is coming out and people are less afraid to speak up, but boy if 2016 was the "Celebrity Deaths" year, 2024 is shaping up to become the year of "Death of the author/youtuber/actor/showrunner".

[blmpff]

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TITLES IN ORDER: 1&2. 2 Moons 2 (2019) 3: Mr. Heart (2020) 4: To My Star (2021) 5: Ghost Host Ghost House (2022) 6: My Tooth Your Love (2022) 7: Blueming (2022) 8: Roommates of Poongduck 304 (2022) 9: Tin Tem Jai (2023) 10. For Him (2023) 11. Sing My Crush (2023) 12: Love For Love's Sake (2024)