#mr host

[ozzgin]

content: gn reader, NSFW

Now I keep thinking about it. Monster Dating Show host with a hoe Reader. It's a win for everyone involved. The other monsters have their chance with a human, you get ravaged by monsters, and Mr. Host is drowning in views, ratings, and fame.

He's not the jealous type, you see. At the end of the day, you return to him. You belong to him. He knows it, you know it. You've chosen him because no one else compares.

Sometimes he'll sit back and watch with a grin on his face. There's something particularly amusing about the desperate thrusts of the beasts, their longing gaze, their drooling snouts. Once they're done fucking you, you come crawling back to him.

"Not what you expected?" he'll say smugly, sliding his fingers between your legs. "Such a greedy human you are. Well, I don't blame you. Can't do without a grand finale, eh?"

Rinse and repeat. The little muppets fight to have a taste of your body, competing for a pathetic evening at your feet. The grand prize, however, was always his.

[Monster Dating Show Series]

[ramuneda5149]

[alelathedragon]

Yknow what would be funny

A - Mr.Puzzles AU tumblr sexyman competition

Just like the regular tumblr sexyman competition where ppl vote for the one they wanna win in a Bracket by Bracket show down

But its JUST Mr.Puzzle AUs

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[scriv3lloirl]

HAPPY LSOH DAY‼️

[volleypearlfan]

Random 2025 predictions

RFK Jr's brain is completely eaten by the worm in it

A random Depeche Mode song trends online

The yumeship community has a major drama and then implodes upon itself

Nickelodeon holds a huge event celebrating Avatar: The Last Airbender's 20th anniversary but it goes horribly wrong due to them using AI or other things

JKR will outright say that she thinks only white women can be really women

Nintendo officially changes Diddy Kong's name

Project 2025 is enacted and AO3 gets banned. Then people either try to start a new website or migrate to FF.net, only to be frustrated by the old and ugly UI on that site

For that matter, TikTok is banned as well

Chappell Roan sells out and guest stars in an animated kids show where she voices a literal pink pony.

American Dragon Jake Long undergoes a fandom renaissance, sparked by a popular crossover fanfic with Danny Phantom

Disney buys Sesame Street, under the condition that each new season have at least one episode dedicated to shilling Disney products. So there will be an episode where Elmo, Abby, and Cookie Monster watch the latest MCU movie.

Disney posts an official Nick Wilde thirst edit on TikTok.

Related to the above: The furry community has a war about whether Mr. Wolf from The Bad Guys or Nick is hotter.

Completely AI movies start being released by major companies

Hawk Tuah starts beef with another content creator

Elio somehow beats the HTTYD remake at the box office

The creator of Skibidi Toilet is sued by a parent for "inducing brainrot"

The Witch Hat Atelier fanbase proves to be even worse than Dungeon Meshi. Now you will see Coco pfps attached to the most asinine opinions of all time.

Ouran High School Host Club season 2 is finally announced, but they completely changed the art style into something more generic (most notably removing the characters' noses)

Netflix greenlights an animated series based on Chill Guy

Snyder fanboys try to boycott the new Superman movie, but fail.

Mr Beast gets into huge legal trouble.

Netflix shits out a true crime docuseries about Luigi Mangione.

[r0bee]

Shouldn't have played Fallout 3 first, none of the other radio stations compare to GNR. Three Dog I miss you

[brosif40]

When the interests combine 💥

I think they'd hate eachother, and have some Show host rivalry idk

[meg-girumi]

“Introducing… SP-vision!!!”

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Love that stupid hairbrushing scene where Padme pretends to brush her curly hair. It's so doll-like, but the doll she's playing with is herself. Putting on a performance for her husband, but really acting out a fantasy for herself.

[dawn-dutchess]

So Todd,

thought you could sneak your way into hsr undetected, did you?

Unfortunately for you,

I would recognize the voice of Hikaru

and Death the Kid anytime and anywhere

[ozzgin]

I'm not sure if you do angst... but I'll ask anyways. Ignore if you don't wanna answer, I'll understand.

What would the gorgon host do if his darling accepts the 2nd season after choosing him in the first and then they just don't choose him in the end of the second season?

Would he just be happy with the views no matter what (because it would be a viral scandal if darling does so), ignoring darling or would he try to take them back with him by any means necessary?

Oh, he would absolutely try to win you back. He'd claim it's a business choice: what about future seasons? What about spinoffs? Are you going to settle for one monster, when you could win the hearts of thousands?

In truth, he really did like having you around. He's not immune to the human charms, you see. He quickly discovered his awards and record-breaking views were not as satisfying as returning home to his human partner.

So, as pathetic as it is, he'll swallow the truth and turn on the waterworks. Come on, don't do this to him. You had something special. He'll officially cancel the series; no more dating, no more games. Please.

If you decide to take him back, you'll skeptically wonder if he can truly stay away from the fame and attention. Well, he can't. Don't fret, he's not going to break his promise. No one said anything about different kinds of shows, however.

"My life with a human spouse", coming out next year. Follow the mundane and cozy adventures of a flamboyant, charismatic monster and his cute little human partner.

[dailytraingirl]

and the three men i admire most

the father,

son,

and the holy host

they caught

the last train

for the coast

the day the music died

[papabigtoes]

Sal and Murderface Enjoy Eating Red 40 (As friends do!)

[mysterygrl20]

need a new bl show to watch but unsure of how spicy it is? someone made a spicy index list

🌶️ - Bell pepper - longing glances, maybe a caress and pinky touch, solid hugs, no kisses (Cherry Magic)

🌶️🌶️ - Jalapeño popper - 1 or 2 kisses, closed mouth or hidden behind camera angles, full of cheesy emotions but not sexual (Mr. Unlucky has No Choice but to Kiss)

🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Sriracha - at least 1 decent kiss, actual makeout with or without tongue, but clothes stay on (Bad Buddy, Semantic Error)

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Birds eye chili - multiple solid kisses and some clothes come off, but cuts away before any pants come off and hands generally stay above the waist, it's implied that they have sex but we only see the very start of the encounter (609 Bedtime Story, Between Us, Until We Meet Again)

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Specialty hot sauce - all or most clothes come off at least once, full on simulated sex happens though it can be masked with sultry background music and may or may not include an implication of climax (Ghost Host Ghost House, Cutie Pie, Long Time No See)

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ - Carolina reaper - full nudity at some point, though junk may be cleverly hid with angles and conveniently placed furniture, these boys fuckin and there ain't no ambiguity about it, sexy sounds at full volume rather than replaced by music or voiceover (Kinnporsche, Love in the Air)

🌶️☠️ - Pepper spray - there's full on sex and/or nudity but it's not pleasant or intended to be sexy, can apply to graphic SA scenes or just the marketing campaign for Dangerous Drugs Of Sex

(the show list isn't fully comprehensive yet but a great start)

[mono-socke]

this picture is so silly

jeremy is arguing with his dad and the squip in the background is just,, checking out the furniture ?? priorities ?? I guess ??