#mr bonz-

[cosmictap]

mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you mr bonzos on his way he wants to stay he wants to play with you-

[skyeoak]

His teeth are not soft

[squircatlies]

Today is the day I unleash my Mr. Bonzo fanart upon this webbed site.

This post is relatively safe up until the cut.

Is the *tips fedora* meme over a decade old? Yes. Do I care? No, absolutely not.

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Now this is where I recommend "getting off" this post to anyone bothered by graphic depictions of body horror, blood, violence, or Mr. Bonzo (monster, not mascot like above).

I know the first image is silly, but I cannot stress enough how serious I am when I say:

Proceed at your own risk.

Now that you have chosen to continue, I have arranged the images in order of least to most vile and disturbing (though that might be slightly subjective on my part).

Remember that you can click off this post at any time.

Final warning: split tongue Bonzo.

I tried channeling Julia Drawfee with the lineart a little bit. Didn't feel like shading that one, so it's a bit flat.

Where did I lose my colours? Plot twist: the first image in this post is actually the last I've made, so technically I gained the colours. I wanted it to have more of a cheery vibe, unlike the ones under the cut, which I wanted to be kinda dreary and I feel like adding too much colour can mess that up.

Alright, I'll address the tongue. Remember how his head splits in tmagp 12? Yeah, it's a nod to that and also I asked myself "how do I make his design worse than it already is?" and that's the only answer I could come up with. I debated adding stitches connesting the two halves of the tongue but couldn't figure out how, so you're welcome. It will be present in all the upcoming drawings as well.

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The next one is bloody, but it's not that much worse than the previous one overall.

I was playing with filters after I was done with this piece, because I felt like it lacked something, but didn't know what. Really liked this one, I think it's some sort of a gradient map. It pixelised the image and adjusted the colours a bit, it also really made the blood pop out, though it covered up some of the details.

Why did he lose his hat? It's stupid and hard to draw.

You may have noticed the artstyle change a little, the previous images having neat lineart and little to no shading. That's because I am using different tools, sketchy and soft brushes, that allow me to experiment with lighting and textures more (plus the aforementioned filter altering the image even further).

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Alright, I feel like this last image deserves a separate warning. It references episode 12 (spoiler ahead), specifically the moment before the bartender loses a hand, though it's not entirely accurate. It's rendered in more detail than any of the previous images, so keep that in mind before scrolling down.

Basically it's pov: Bonzo licks your hand.

I feel like I could've made his tongue bigger in this one, it seems kinda small compared to his mouth. I really like how the skin on his face ended up looking. It took a lot of work.

The spit makes it look weirdly sexual, doesn't it? Listen, that was not my intention, but I'm not erasing it. I set out to make the worst thing I could and, though not without cost, I have achieved it.

I tried splattering Bonzo in blood, but it wasn't really working for me and it covered up a lot of the detail I liked, so I just put it in the background.

The human hand is drawn from reference, which I found by googling "hand reaching out away from the viewer". And let me tell you: google is shit at looking for drawing references, but I figured it was just going to be a sketch to explore an idea, so I didn't bother trying to get a better one. And then I fixated on it for a couple hours, you know, like a normal person.

I literally (and I mean no exaggeration) dusted off my drawing tablet after a few months of no use to spend the entire weekend, after tmagp 12 came out, glued to the screen making those images, except for the b'onzo one, which I made this evening.

Just to clarify: I drew all of those by myself. No filthy AI image generation is allowed in this house. I am capable of committing far greater sins than an artificial intelligence ever will.

The only thing left here is to extend my sincere congratulations/condolences to whoever got this far. It's up to you to either think you're brave or realise that you're foolish for doing so, but be comforted by the fact that at least you didn't make this post, which I cannot say for myself.

[skyeoak]

She decided pokemon were real and went for it

tbh it’s kinda hilarious that apparently lena’s been using Mr. Bonzo to kill other people. her own personal hitman The Clown that only knows one word

[superspecial-awesome]

Yugioh DM english localized names list I have no idea who this is gonna be useful for but it's out there now

Feel free to tell me if I missed something or got something wrong.

Jonouchi Katsuya: Joey Wheeler

Anzu Mazaki: Téa Gardner

Hiroto Honda: Tristan Taylor

Other Yugi: Yami

Ryuji Otogi: Duke Devlin

Mai Kujaku: Mai Valentine

Shizuka Kawai: Serenity Wheeler

Pegasus J. Crawford: Maximillion Pegasus

Insector Haga: Weevil Underwood

Dinosaur Ryuzaki: Rex Raptor

Ryota Kajiki: Mako Tsunami

Esper Roba: Espa Roba

Ghost Kotsuzuka: Bonz

Sugoroku Mutou: Solomon Muto

Rishid Ishtar: Odion Ishtar (I'm like 90% sure "Rishid" is also a failed localization of the Japanese spelling of "Rashid" but I'm mostly chosing not to be annoying about the Ishtars' names here)

Rebecca Hopkins: Rebecca Hawkins (Arthur Hopkins got the same last name change)

Miho Nosaka: Melody

Tomoya Hanasaki: Lint Greendale

Isono: Roland

Amelda: Alister

Cyndia Pegasus: Cecelia Pegasus

Princess Mary: Princess Adena

Pandora: Arkana

Doll/Pantomimer: Strings/The Quiet One

Mask of Light: Lumis

Mask of Darkness: Umbra

Mei: Para

Kyū: Dox

Player Killer of Darkness: PaniK

Imitator of Death: Mimic of Doom

Mr. Crocketts: Croquet

Saruwatari: Kemo

Soichiro Ota: Nezbitt

Chikuzen Ouka: Johnson

Konosike Oshita: Gansley

Kogoro Daimon: Leichter

Shuzo Otaki: Adrian Randolph Crump III

Takaido: Sid

Satake: Zygor

Juan: Aaron

Tom: Sam

Miruko: Mikey/Micheal

Barry Ginger: Balfry Ginger

Theodore Iwalaos: Totani Ialos

Essel Jansen: Shane Jordan

Mr. Morita: Coah Morty

Tetsu Ushio: Tetsu Trudge

Blankey: Lucky

Sunny: Skye

[charon-cries]

my favorite part of the tmagp easter fluff special is when mr bonzo bonzed all over the place

[kaz-oooo]

My live reaction to episode 18 of the Magnus Protocol:

So… Do – Do you remember from TV… Mr Bonzo?”

Omg they’re communicating!!! Oh this is big, they’re finally going to share information and start working together and…

[SAM SUDDENLY BURSTS OUT CACKLING]

Noooooo Sammmm NOOOOOO!!

You turn up to the TV studio all like, (sinister voice) “I have a job for you, Mr Bonzo,” (normal voice) And he’s all like, (Bonzo voice) “BONZO BONZO BONZ–”

Noooo!!! Don’t bully her!!!! She’s traumatised!!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Shut the fuck up!

Yes Gwen! You fucking tell him!!! I’m so proud of you!!!

So… that was weird

You fucking think!!!

Where’s Georgie?

HOLY SHIT IT’S GEORGIE!!!!

[funnyfactori]

Level two or three of anyone from fnaf? I saw your PFP and it’s our collective special interest,, we need more fnafers,, everythings your choice!!

Level 3 but without the drawings because we lowkey don't have the energy to draw this headmate's 3 different appearances, sorryyy

🐇🌹💜

Names: Bonnie, Vance, Luca, Kira

Nicknames: Bon, Bonz, Lu, Lulu

Pronouns:

He/him

Bun/buns

They/them

She/her

Dea/death

Ae/aer

Ghost/ghosts

Haunt/haunts

Ey/em

Terms & Honorifics: The Bunny, The Musician, Starbunny, Dead Rabbit, Mr, Miss, Mx

Gender labels:

Sciencecoric (a gender connected to the aesthetic of science)

Horrorhypic (a gender connected to hyperfixating on horror)

Kiddolexic (a gender connected to the word kiddo)

Nebulexic (a gender connected to the word nebula)

Pixelgameic (a gender connected to cute pixel art and pixel art videogames)

Rabbitgender (a more feral and skittish variation of bungender)

Orientation labels:

Genderblind pansexual

Age labels:

He shapeshifts, and his age changes along with what form bun takes.

Age as an animatronic: ageless with the mentality of an older teen

Age as a humanoid animatronic: 18

Age as a ghost: 7

Species:

Shapeshifter between three forms; animatronic, humanoid animatronic, and ghost child.

CisID labels:

Cisbunny

Cisnerd

Cismusician/cismusicproducer

Cisgamer

Cisshoplifter

Cissadomasochist

TransID labels:

Transkodocon

Transstrong

Transidol

Other ID labels:

Raceless

Trisspacegod

Multiversic

Paras:

🐙

⚱️

❣️

("rqemojis carrd co" with dots instead of spaces, for definitions)

Roles:

Ameliorator

Secondary roles:

Crafter

Fnafxenorole

Positive front triggers:

Cool fanart of buns source

Arts & crafts

Astronomy

J-pop music

Music production

Source:

Bonnie - Five Nights At Freddy's

Source similarity level: 5/10 medium

Are they interested in media of their source: yes

Typing quirk: replaces "s" with "z"

"The quick brown fox jumpz over the lazy dog."

Signoffs & signatures:

-Bonnie

-Bonz

-Starbunny

-🎵

Style/vibe moodboard:

Favorite things moodboard:

Do they post online: yes

What type of things do they post: cartoon and/or lost media nostalgia, random music they made, idol fanart / fan edits

Do they accept DMs: yes

Do they like online friendships: yes

🐇🌹💜

[kujakumai]

Do you think Bonz and Bakura would get along?

Yeah they're both weird spooky teens. Probably like the same movies. That said Bonz seems relatively sensible and just into the undead aesthetic so he may find Bakura's legitimate eeriness a little too weird.

Unless of course you mean Yami Bakura in which case they don't get along because Yami Bakura killed him with gleeful unconcern in such a way that Mr. and Mrs. Kozuka will never even have a body to put in their son's grave.

[noodlekru]

Spoilers for Magnus Protocol Episode 18

“Could you imagine though? You turn up to the TV station all like “I have a job for you Mr Bonzo” and he’s all like “Bonzo Bonzo Bonz...”

[sketchyonlooker]

(( Actual Bonz vs Bakura with the stream reactions! Trauma 4 all! Link is to Rayne’s original post! ))

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Lines of white noise kept interrupting the video feed, not that there was much else to see other than fog. The jittering of the camera indicated that the camera holder was still moving at full steam despite being unable to see what’s in front of it.

>

CardGamesSon (v): @/sketchyonlooker. Where are you going?! You shouldn’t run when the fog is so thick. And also seriously what is up with that fog? It came all of a sudden??

Capu4Life (v): lol u scared? And I don’t think sketchy’s paying attention to chat right now.

CardGamesSon (v): …maybe a little. Don’t you feel uncomfortable?

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): You do know that some of the Duel Monsters are pretty screwed up. You can’t become a good duelist without a will of steel.

Capu4Life (v): And you’re claiming to have that yourself, Mr. 20-to-life?

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): You are not making that my moniker!

CardGamesSon (v): Wait did you hear that?

< 

“—Romero – hanging---monster –” Someone’s voice could be heard through the static. The voice seemed close, but the fog was too thick to see who it was.

A gloved hand reached out as if trying to push away the fog around it.

Something suddenly hummed – like a tuning fork that was just strummed.

The voices became much clearer, the previously constant static only just a crackle every so often.

“A simple defense monster? If you want to talk about low hanging fruit, “ a voice snidely said (Bonz). The man’s gaunt face came into the view as his face became more clear, just enough to see its general features but not much more than that – as if looking at it through a mosaic, “how bout we get a little Gacy in here? With Crass Clown!”

“Did you just make a gay joke using Gacy as the punchline-“ the voice said (Bakura). Unlike the owner of the snide voice, this person’s countenance could barely be seen through the thickness of the fog – as if he were the source of it  – maybe white hair? Or was it just the reflection of holograms off the fog.  

“Now Dragon Zombie,” said the snide voice.

“no that’s fine just ignore me”

“Attack his face down monster!”

Unlike the duelists involved, the monsters were in crystal clear clarity. A round rotund clown and a rotting dragon on Bonz’s side of the field and a single face-down defense mode monster on Bakura’s.

Other figures could barely be seen by Bonz’s side like they were mostly merged with the fog – and their voices more like buzzing than anything intelligible. 

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I’mYourDaddy (v): How are they dueling in this fog? I can barely see anything but whatever’s on the field.

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): In a duel, that’s really all you need.

DMGBeloved (v): I got it! A in C Major.

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): What?

DMGBeloved (v): Sorry. Ignore me. So who’s actually fighting? And sketchy are you in a dead zone or something? Your connection is really bad.

CardGamesSon (v): I don’t know about you – oh my gosh that looks really really real.

< 

The zombie dragon spewed out a thick noxious-looking smog on Bonz’s command, roiling over Bakura’s face-down card. Emerging from the card, a jar with some sort of ooze inside it briefly looked over at Bonz’s side with its single eye and mouth before shattering into pieces.

“Aw, what a shame, guess my pottery is history now,” Bakura said.

“Yeah and that means now I-“

“Ah, ah, not yet, my sickly little friend; you triggered the effects of my Morphing Jar, causing us both to discard our hand, and draw five new cards,” Bakura said. The sound of cards entering the graveyard slot were more clear than any other sound on the battlefield – and then also the draw of five new ones. “And because I’m such a nice guy, I’ll even let you attack with Violator, there.”

>    

RexsBiggestFan (v): actually i think that’s crass clown.

I’mYourDaddy (v): ::puerilegiggle::

RexsBiggestFan (v): what?

I’mYourDaddy (v): Nothing.

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“Crass Clown, attack his life points directly!” Bonz commanded with a scowl on his face.

The large clown lunged its pole right into the man’s body with a loud meaty thud. The man’s face suddenly became a little more clearer as if the strike dispersed some of the fog.

A pained laugh escaped Bakura’s lips.

> 

RexsBiggestFan (v): i’m not entirely sure but didn’t we see this guy before? wasn’t he hanging out with the mutt?

I’mYourDaddy (v): Maybe? I can only really see his hair? And that he’s wearing something blue? If he was really hanging around Joey, he didn’t really leave much of an impression. But why does he sound like he’s actually hurt?

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): Probably acting or something. Haven’t we gone through this whole “holograms hurting people” stage? I mean, even Obelisk smacking Frowny didn’t injure him all that much.

Capu4Life (v): just the explosion that came after lol.

CardGamesSon (v): Is it just me, or does it feel like the fog is getting even thicker?

 <

“You know, when Maximillian Pegasus originally drew your fat clown, he drew it with a scythe,” Bakura quipped.

“Huh?”

“He thought it would instill fear in the children playing the game. But Industrial Illusions felt it was “too sinister” and changed it into a pole. Funny, then, that your clown is just an out of shape monk. But enough about de Segonzac’s little doodle, I think it’s time to explain this …Shadow Game.”

> 

 BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): Oh god. Not another one with Middle School Syndrome.

IHateControlDecks (v): This game attracts a lot of those folks. Lol.

I’mYourDaddy (v): Hey. Do you guys hear that? I think there’s other people?

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): No? There’s only two of them here?

 < 

“It doesn’t matter what you call this game,” Bonz called out and pointed straight at the man who was slowly becoming shrouded by fog once more, “The next turn is going to be your last, go on and draw your last card so you can draw your last breath!”

Bakura responded by drawing his card. Even without being able to see his face, there was a sense that he was smiling.

“In Monster World, we call this a cantrip. I activate the magic card Pot of Greed. You know what this is yes?”

“Yeah, a waste of a turn.”

> 

I’mYourDaddy (v): Okay. As a fairly knowledgeable and experienced duelist, I am extremely offended by that statement.

Capu4Life (v): Go sit back down.

<

“Not quite, my little brain dead friend.” Bakura explained as the emerald green pot with the intricate face appeared and disappeared, “You see, it’s called a cantrip because it costs nothing to play and it replaces itself. And not only that, it gives me a second card. Sometimes you just need a little green pot in your life, don’t you?”

Two orbs of light rushed into his deck and, from it, two drawn cards.

“Now I’ll play the monster Card Trooper.”

A little robot appeared on the battlefield, more like a toy tank than anything else.

“Card Trooper? It only has 400 Attack?”

> 

I’mYourDaddy (v): Ooh Machine type. Good taste. Not just 400 attack.

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): ::eyeroll::

< 

“Very good, your ability to read the cards is only matched by your overall stupidity. But Card Trooper has a special effect. It lets me send the top three of my deck to the card graveyard to boost its attack by 500 for each card. And do you know what 500 times three is?”

Bonz grimaced, taking a step back.

“That’s right, 1500! Good boy! Add that to the 400, and that’s 1900. Card Trooper, be a dear and destroy that clown for me, would you?”

Only a flash could be seen as the laser struck the Crass Clown down – and then Bonz doubling over holding his chest.

The other duelist took a knee, and with it, a faint whimper.

“Sorry, I didn’t explain the rules of the game! That wasn’t right of me, can’t make it up now can I?” Bakura called out.

A blurred muscled figure suddenly came into view as he tried lifting Bonz up to his feet – as though the close proximity to Bonz gave him visibility and audibility. 

“- mean “rules”?”

“I told you, this was a Shadow Game. The monsters you play here are real. And the more attachment you have to them, the worse their deaths are going to feel. Fitting you’re attached to a clown, I see two beside you now.”

“Hey, who the fuck you calling a clown?” said the muscled figure.

“You, you large oaf. And when you lose life points, you’re losing life points. Of course, I lost more than you but unlike you, I’m not attached to these monsters. They aren’t mine.” Bakura replied.

“What are you talking about? What do you mean they aren’t yours what is this?” Bonz screamed, clearly unsettled. 

>

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): Where did that muscled guy come from? He wasn’t there and then he was helping Skull guy up.

CardGamesSon (v): That’s what you’re wondering about? That Skull guy sounded like he really got hurt.  

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): ::eyeroll:: Stop being so creeped out. It’s just a game. He didn’t even get hit directly.  

<

”A young man and what I would assume was his lady friend graciously gifted me this duel disk, deck, and locator card earlier,” Bakura explained, “In exchange, I sent their souls screaming into Hell to be alone and lost for all eternity.

The man admired the Duel Disk on his arm before lifting his gaze to Bonz and company. “And once this game is done, all three of you can join them in a world of isolation and shadows.”

“It’s okay, you’ll be able to suffer together.”

>

CardGamesSon (v): Guys. I don’t think he’s joking.

DMGBeloved (v): I’m with CGS on this one. This is the exact sort of thing that made me feel like I needed to quit while I was ahead. @/sketchyonlooker, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE. LIKE YESTERDAY.  

Capu4Life (v): oh come on he’s just acting. Acting really well. Seriously, do you think people will actually kill each other over these games?

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): Didn’t Frowny Mask plant a bomb earlier and made it explode?

Capu4Life (v): Come on. It was just like theatrics. If he really wanted someone to die, he could’ve just used a bigger bomb? Or y’know not plant one right underneath his feet? 

I’mYourDaddy (v): Didn’t he just say there were three of them?

 < 

”Fuck this, I’m done!” A voice called out that belonged to none of the players.

“Sid, hey!”

A redheaded man suddenly appeared right in front of and nearly crashed into the camera. And just as suddenly as he appeared, he ran past disappearing into the fog.

“I’ll just set these two cards face down for now,” Bakura continued as the view settled back on him, “Oh, and my name is Bakura, thank you. Now…”

Something blurry but clearly redheaded could be seen coming through the fog from the other side.

“Ah, thank you, could you go inform your master that my turn is over?”

“Wait, how did-“

“You don’t get to leave the shadows. The fog will cling to you and drag you down to the muck. Now tell your owner it’s his turn. I’m getting bored.”

> 

I’mYourDaddy (v): …But redhead just nearly crashed into sketchy. How did he get all the way over there?

CardGamesSon (v): I’m telling you there is something freaky going on. This is like Final Destination level bad. Sketchy! Why aren’t you leaving yet?!

 < 

“This is dumb. This is fucking stupid!” Bonz said, his gaze locked onto that blurry red figure making its way towards him. “Now I-“

“Not so fast, I’m going to take the opportunity to take three more cards from my deck and put them in my graveyard, to increase my Card Trooper’s attack to 1,900. Okay, now what were you going to say?”

“Wait you can do that?”

“Come on, eternity is waiting.”

“Man fuck you,” Bonz placed a face-down defense monster and switched his Zombie Dragon into defense position.

“A wise decision from a poor man, guess it’s my turn now. Are you done?”

“Yeah!”

“Glad we both understand the outcome. Oh, and as your turn comes to close, I’ll activate both my facedown trap cards.”

“Both? You had two?”

“Two indeed I did, and they’re both Needlebug Nests. These each allow me to discard five cards from the top of my deck and into the graveyard. A fourth of my deck put in the ground, as it were.”

“Why would you do that?”

“Because one of us needs to put pressure on me in this duel, and you certainly aren’t managing any of it. Now then, it’s my turn.”

> 

I’mYourDaddy (v): lol okay. That was pretty funny, weird shit aside. I still don’t get what Bakura’s aim is. He’s sending cards into the graveyard to boost Card Trooper’s attack power, but that can’t be the only gimmick. Is he hunting for a certain card that he’ll recover from his graveyard.

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): You mean, like Kaiba did with Monster Reborn? He could also be aiming for a card whose effect is triggered by going into the graveyard too.

CardGamesSon (v): You guys. How could you still discuss this duel with all this occult crap going on?!

Capu4Life (v): lol

I’mYourDaddy (v): Because it’s the only thing we can do at this point. Sketchy clearly isn’t leaving. And despite all the creepy things happening, nothing bad has happened yet.

CardGamesSon (v): Yet.

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“Now then,” Bakura stated as he placed two cards face down on the field and a monster in defense mode. “I’ll activate Card Trooper’s effect once more, sending three more cards to their permanent home. Then I’ll switch him to defense mode.”

“Seems our game is almost done,” Bakura finished.

“You’re mad.”

“Actually, I’m in a relatively good mood, but that’s fine. Go on, the game is over.”

Bonz drew his card from a deck.

“Okay, first I switch Dragon Zombie back to attack, and reveal my Snake Hair as well!”

“Intimidating.”

“Mock me all you want, but the duel is over! Dragon, Snake, attack his monsters!”

“And you activate my trap card,” Bakura said.

“Another trap?!”

“Yes, just one. Behold my…third Needlebug Nest.”

“That’s it?” Bonz agitatedly said with a stomp of his foot. “All you have done is discard your deck this whole duel and you have the balls to call me names? Just to discard cards again?”

> 

Capu4Life (v): Lol... this guy. Man, if I were a card game playing loser, I would follow creepy guy’s example. Look how mad skull-face is. That is what I aspire to.

BlueEyesBlondeDragon (v): Too bad you’re just a Capumon playing loser instead.

Capu4Life (v): Don’t wanna hear that from 20-to-life.

I’mYourDaddy (v): Come on guys. Look. Bakura’s down to his last card now. He loses the turn after. So whatever he’s going to do is going to happen next turn.

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“And would you look at that, down to just one card…”

“Kill his monsters!”

Bonz’s creatures ravaged Bakura’s side of the board on his command, destroying both Card Trooper and his face-down defense card.

“You done?”

“No, but you are! Now I’ll activate Polymerization! And fuse my Dragon Zombie and Snake Hair, to create this!”

The swirling vortex of Polymerization took both Dragon Zombie and Snake Hair – and its place was a giant golden Mammoth.

“Behold! My Mammoth of Goldfine! Unfortunately I can’t attack now, but I will next turn, but it won’t matter. You’ve lost.”

Bakura draws the last card from his deck.

“I had to do research on the rules for Kaiba’s puppet tournament, and the rules state a forty deck count. No more, no less.”

“I’ve put five cards from Morphing Jar, nine from Card Trooper, and fifteen from Needlebug Nests. Plus the cards themselves. That’s thirty-five. Leaving me with a hand of four and face down card.”

“So, I’ll play the last monster in the deck, the King of the Skull Servants!”

Something emerges from underneath the ground, a bony hand that grabbed the earth and used it to pull itself out of its confines. Clad in red robes and gold trim, the creature stands and moans.

“A King among minions, who gets stronger from every lesser minion tossed aside and forgotten. In fact, the King gets 1,000 attack for every soul lost to the graveyard that bears its likeness. Do you want to know how many that is, Kotsuzuka?”

> 

I’mYourDaddy (v): His entire deck. He discarded his entire deck. For this moment?

< 

“Seventeen. Seventeen servants that have been forgotten and discard. But the King here? Remembers all his lost subjects and is fueled with anger for their loss.”

“But, you’re the one that did that-“

“Bringing his total attack power to 17,000. I believe your Mammoth has 2,200 attack? A respectable amount. Nothing to a King. But what is a King without his accessories? So now I’ll activate this, the magic card Disposable Learner Device.”

> 

Capu4Life (v): lol everyone could learn from this guy about theatrics.

CardGamesSon (v): Don’t you feel like something really bad is going to happen?

Capu4Life (v): come on already scaredy cat. He’s just got commitment to the bit.

< 

“This little magic trinket raises the attack by 200 for every monster in my graveyard. Do you want to know how many?”

“Seven…teen?”

“Twenty-eight. Which means my King gets another 5,600 attack. Now what happens when I do this?” Bakura reveals another Disposable Learner Device that attaches to the King. “Another 5,600 attack. Which brings our total attack to 28,200. My my. Skull Servant King.”

“Kill them.”

The King of the Skull Servants strikes the Mammoth down with a fierce chop, leaving only behind broken bones. The strike is punctuated by the sound of the life point counter hitting zero. 

--

The camera suddenly locks onto Bonz who had just collapsed to his knees, hand covering his mouth.

As the camera slowly zoomed closer, thick blood leaked from Bonz’s mouth and rolled over Bonz’s hands, slowly turning black as he coughed and coughed in increasing desperation.

--

A second and third stream partition appear to the sides of the video showing Bonz’s dying face. A close-up of the redhead and the muscled man that stood beside Bonz showed them suddenly knee-deep in shadows pulling them down. The portions of them that were dragged down didn’t seem to exist anymore as if their bodies melted into the shadows underneath. 

Their desperate final struggle only took moments before their faces sunk beneath the shadows – and then they were gone.

All the while, Bonz’s face came closer and closer to the viewpoint, eventually filling the entire window screen. Thick black liquid seeped from his mouth and eyes, so close that the viewer could almost reach and taste it. Chunks of his skin fell off in patches, turning into more of the black fluid escaping whatever was left of his face. A wet gurgle escaped as he was unable to cough no more. And before long there was just a pool of what was previously a human – and silence.

> 

...

...

The stream was silent as if by total consensus. Or perhaps total fear or disbelief of what was just seen. Seconds ticked by from the moment Bakura last attacked to the moment when the last of the trio disappeared from this earth.

< 

The fog vanished from the cemetery. 

Moonlight shined from overhead.

Only a bunch of gravestones were present where Bakura and the trio of Duelists once were, as if everything had been a dream – or a long nightmare.

But then a voice – that would be in so many nightmares to come – could be heard from far away – and yet somehow so casually close.

“If you want me to take your locator cards, say nothing ever again for eternity?”

A pause.

“Oh, by the way, I lied. You’ll be alone in those shadows.”

>

[thewittyphantom]

The next DM Wave Duel opponents were Bonz, Bandit Keith, and Yami Bakura. Bonz needs a hug and Keith bit off more than he can chew. XD

Keith: Huh? Are we really teaming up, Bonz? Bonz: Eeek! B-Bandit Keith! Yami Bakura: Heh heh heh...Don’t look so scared. We both love the spooky stuff, don’t we? Bonz: Eeeeek! And Mr. Occult Deck! Yami Bakura: Heh heh heh... Keith: This dweeb... Bonz: This is gonna be terrifying... (they lose) Keith: Bonz! Who gave you permission to lose! Bonz: How about you! You lost too! Keith: Only because you dweebs messed up my game! Yami Bakura: Oh? “Dweebs” instead of “dweeb”? You’re including me? Keith: Y-You bet I am! Yami Bakura: Then why don’t we find out who’s the real dweeb around here. Keith: Grr... Bonz: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

[skyeoak]

When I walk into the girlrot competition but the entities from TMP episode 10 are already there

🫣

[burgertronfangirl]

BotBots: Creepypasta (Part 1)

"That was nice darling, maybe you should take the full facial mud mask instead of just half of it?" Burgertron asked. Bonz-Eye shooked her head," No thanks Burgertron, meet up at the same place and same time next week for our weekly spa sessions, "Burgertron nodded his head," That would be splendid! Ta-ta Bonz-Eye! "Upon saying their final goodbyes, they parted for their homes.

Once Bonz-Eye reached home, she made sure that she had locked the door and the windows. She checked every curtain in her cottage to see if they were drawned. Once she had checked the house throughly, Bonz-Eye heaved a sigh of relief.

Only her minion Kikmee was in the room with her. Even so, Kikmee was asleep and she knew who Bonz-Eye was in the first place. an evil grin appeared on Bonz-Eye's face. She carefully peeled of her cutie mark of three butterflies off her flank. that was something she was proud of: She had lived in Equestria for many years but no one has ever noticed that her cutie mark was a fake, just a sticker. Every morning, she would put the sticker on her flank. When she came home, she would peel it off and put it in a secret spot where no one could ever find it.

On her flank now was her true cutie mark, the one that had appeared when she first came to Equestria. The story she told the Cutie Mark Crusaders of how she got her cutie mark was fake. Her real cutie mark was a sharp blade with alot of blood stained on the metal. Beneath the blade was a pool of blood and there was a single drop of blood dripping from the blade and into the pool of blood.

Bonz-Eye sat in her comfy armchair and fidgeted abit: It was too comfortable for her. In the gloomy evil darkness,she recollected her thoughts, like her life story.

Bonz-Eye's name wasn't even Bonz-Eye. It was Bonz-Kill. She wasn't even from Equestria. She came from a different dimension, a world of magic and mayhem. There were pixies, elves, goblins, witches, wizards... about every magical creature that appeared in fairy tales. Bonz-Kill was an enchantress and her minion Kikmee was a bat.

Bonz-Kill wasn't your ordinary enchantress, she was the most powerful across the whole land. Unlike the other enchantresses, she had a pair of raven-black wings that were so large that it would drag along the floor when you walked. Oh yeah, and she was blood-thirsty, VERY blood-thirsty.

In the dead of the night, she would kidnap someone. that special someone will get tortured in her secret torture chamber till he or she dies, the Bonz-Kill would eat the body and drink the blood. this only happened once a month, as Bonz-Kill would only had to eat once a month. One day, a night guard caught her and she got banished to a land. of rainbows and sunshine: Equestria. All the things that Bonz-Kill detested. She didn't believe that friendship and love were more powerful than power and darkness.

She realized that she was now a pegusus, without a horn, she couldn't do magic, the government of her hometown must have decided that she was too dangerous to be trusted with magic. She looked at her flank and saw a bloody knife and a pool of blood. She decided to start anew. It wasn't time to kill...yet. After all, she was just a filly.

She made a sticker that had three pink butterflies and placed it over her flank. Even though she absolutely hated it, at least it didn't make her flank seem too gruesome. She changed her name to Bonz-Eye and pretended to be shy and kind to everypony. She could fly, perhaps faster than Dimlit, but she pretended that she was weak at flying.

Over the years, she resisted the urge for drinking blood and drank animal blood instead, twice a year. no one seemed to notice that 2 animals go missing every year.

At this last flashback, Bonz-Eye saw Kikmee wake up. Once Kikmee saw that her master was thinking, she went back to sleep.

Bonz-Eye had resisted the urge for too long. She couldn't stand her stomach growling at her any longer. No more Mrs. Nice Pony, it was time to find her next victim. Who said that she had to kidnap at night? Or even kidnap at all?

To be continued...

[casbooks]

Books of 2023

Book 22 of 2023

Title: The Ravens: The Men Who Flew in America's Secret War in Laos Authors: Christopher Robbins ISBN: 9780517566121 Tags: A-1 Skyraiders, AC-47 Spooky, Ambassador Leonard Unger, Antonov AN-2 Colt, Aviation, B-52 Stratofortress, C-130 Hercules, C-46 Commando, C-47 Skytrain, CH-34 Choctaw, CIA Allen Dulles, CIA Hugh Tovar, COD Democratic Republic of the Congo - Congo-Kinshasa, COD Kinshasa (Leopoldville), COD Lubumbashi (Elisabethville), COD MNC Congolese National Movement, COD Mobutu Sese Seko, COD Patrice Lumumba, COD Simba Rebellion (1963-1965), CSAR, EC-47 Electric Goon, F-105 Thunderchief, F-4 Phantom II, FAC, Fast-FAC, FRA ADT Colonel Roger Trinquier, FRA ADT French Ground Army (Armée de terre), FRA ADT General Henri Navarre, FRA ADT General Raoul Salan, FRA ADT Marshall Jean de Lattre de Tassigny, FRA France, FRA Madame Lulu, From LAPL, HH-3E Jolly Green Giant, HH-53 Super Jolly Green Giants, IRN Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, IRN Iran, KHM Cambodia, KHM Cambodian Civil War (1967-1975), KHM Khmer Rouge, KHM King & President Norodom Sihanouk, KHM Phnom Penh, KHM Tonle Sap (Great Lake), LAO Attopeu, LAO Ban Ban, LAO Ban Ban Valley, LAO Ban Son, LAO Bataillon Guerrier 403 (Laotian Civil War), LAO Blind Bonze Pho Satheu, LAO Bolovens Plateau, LAO Colonel Deuan Sunnalath, LAO Communist Neutralists, LAO Defense Minister Sisouk Na Champassak, LAO Hmong Meo Tribesmen, LAO Hotel Lima, LAO ICC Internationl Control Commission, LAO Ice House One and Two, LAO Jungle's Mouth, LAO Khang Khay, LAO Khang Khay - Chinese Cultural Center, LAO King Savang Vatthana, LAO King Sisavang Vong, LAO Klick 11, LAO Lam Son 719 (1971) (Vietnam War), LAO Lan Xiang 9 - Raven Hooch, LAO Laos, LAO Laotian Civil War (1959-1975), LAO Les Rendezvous des Amis, LAO Lhat Houang, LAO Lima 35 - Paksane (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 103 - Phu Da Pho (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 108 - Moung Soui (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 113 - Moung Cha (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 15 - Ba Na (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 15 - Phong Saly (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 20 - Sam Thong (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 204 - Khang Kho (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 20A - Long Tieng (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 262 - Ban Xon / Ban Houei Pamone (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 276 - Lat Sen (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 32 - Boung Lam (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 36 - Na Khang (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 46 - Seno (Laotian Civil War), LAO Lima Site 85 - Phu Pha Thi (Laotian Civil War), LAO Long Tieng, LAO Luang Prabang, LAO Moung Soui, LAO MR Military Region (Laotian Civil War), LAO MR1 (Laotian Civil War), LAO MR2 (Laotian Civil War), LAO MR3 (Laotian Civil War), LAO MR4 (Laotian Civil War), LAO MR5 (Laotian Civil War), LAO Muong Mai, LAO Nong Het, LAO Operation About Face / Kou Kiet (1969) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Barrel Roll (1964-1973) (Laotian Civil War) (Vietnam War), LAO Operation Bedrock (1971) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Black Lion IV (1972) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Blind Bat (1964-1970) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Glass A (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Goodlook (1970) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Leapfrog (1970) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Nighty-Night (1969) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Northwind (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Pig Fat (1968) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Rain Dance (1969) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation Shining Brass / Prairie Fire / Phu Dong (1965-1975) (Laotian Civil War) (Vietnam War), LAO Operation Steel Tiger (1965-1968) (Laotian Civil War) (Vietnam War), LAO Operation Tiger Hound (1965-1968) (Laotian Civil War) (Vietnam War), LAO Operation Westwind (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation White Star (1959-1961) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Operation X (1946-1954) (French Indochina War), LAO Operation Yankee Team (1964) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Padong, LAO Pakse, LAO Paksong, LAO Pathet Lao, LAO Phong Saly, LAO Phou Khean, LAO Phou Nok Kok (Black Lion), LAO Phou Tham, LAO Plain of Jars / Plaine des Jarres, LAO Prime Minister Phoui Sananikone, LAO Prime Minister Souvanna Phouma, LAO Prince Souvanna Phouma, LAO Project Waterpump (1964-1973) (Laotian Civil War), LAO Purple Porpoise, LAO RLA Captain Kong Le, LAO RLA General Oudone Sananikone, LAO RLA General Phoumi Nosavan, LAO RLA General Vang Pao, LAO RLA Royal Laotian Army, LAO RLA SGU Special Guerrilla Units, LAO RLAF CPK Chao Pha Khao Hmong Pilots/Backseaters (Laotian Civil War), LAO RLAF Lt Colonel Lee Lue, LAO RLAF Royal Lao Air Force, LAO Roadrunner Lake, LAO Route 13, LAO Route 19, LAO Route 23, LAO Route 4, LAO Route 6, LAO Route 7, LAO Route 7/71 Junction, LAO Route 71, LAO Sam Nuea, LAO Sam Thong, LAO Saravane, LAO Se Kong River, LAO Skyline Ridge, LAO St. Valentine's Day Massacre (Laotian Civil War), LAO Tchepone, LAO US Programs Evaluation Office (Laotian Civil War), LAO USAF Butterfly FAC (Laotian Civil War), LAO USAF Project 404 (Laotian Civil War), LAO USAF Steve Canyon Program - Ravens FAC (Laotian Civil War), LAO Vientiane, LAO Vientiane - US Air Attache (Laotian Civil War), LAO Vientiane - US Embassy (Laotian Civil War), LAO Wattay Airport, LAO White Rose, LAO Xieng Khouang, LBY Colonel Muammar al-Qaddafi, LBY Libya, O-1 Bird Dog, OV-10 Bronco, Pilatus Porter, PT-76 Amphibious Light Tank, SpecOps, T-28 Trojan, THA Ban Vinai, THA CIA 4802 Joint Liaison Detachment Logistics Office - Udorn (Laotian Civil War), THA Nam Phang, THA PARU Border Patrol Police Aerial Resupply Unit, THA RTAF Royal Thai Air Force, THA RTAFB Nakhon Phanom Royal Thai Air Base, THA RTAFB Ubon Royal Thai Air Base, THA RTAFB Udorn Royal Thai Air Base, THA Thailand, THA USAF ISC Infiltration Surveillance Center - Nakhon Phanom (Igloo White) (Vietnam War), U-17 Skywagon, US Air America Eugene Hasenfus, US Albert Hakim, US Ambassador George McMurtrie Godley III, US Ambassador Llewellyn Thompson, US Ambassador William Sullivan, US Averrell Harriman (Governor of NY) (Ambassador at Large), US CIA Anthony Posepny (Tony Poe), US CIA Burr Smith, US CIA Central Intelligence Agency, US CIA Dave Morales, US CIA Douglas Blaufarb, US CIA Ed Wilson, US CIA Frank Snepp, US CIA Henry Hecksher, US CIA Jerry 'Hog' Daniels, US CIA John Stockwell, US CIA Kham Sing (Gold Lion), US CIA Lawrence Devlin, US CIA Pat Landry, US CIA Phillip Agee, US CIA Richard Helms, US CIA Ted Shackley, US CIA Tom Clines, US CIA Will Green (Black Lion), US CIA William Colby, US COA CASI Continental Air Services International, US COA Continental Airlines, US Dr. Henry Kissinger, US Edgar "Pop" Buell, US Father Lucien Bouchard (Catholic Priest), US Iran-Conta Affair, US John Gunther Dean (Diplomat), US President Dwight D. Eisenhower, US Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird, US Secretary of State Dean Rusk, US Senator Edward Kennedy, US Senator J. William Fullbright, US Senator Stuart Symington, US State Department, US T.D. Allman (Journalist), US Tom Corcoran (Diplomat), US USA Biological Warfare Corps, US USA General Earle Wheeler, US USA General William Westmoreland, US USA Green Berets, US USA United States Army, US USA USSF Special Forces, US USAF 14th Air Commando Wing, US USAF 1st Air Commando Wing, US USAF 1st Air Commando Wing - Det 6 (Laotian Civil War), US USAF 20th Helicopter Squadron, US USAF 22nd Special Operations Sqd - Zorro, US USAF 23rd TASS - NAIL FAC, US USAF 23rd TASS - OL1 - Rustic FAC (Ubon) (Cambodian Civil War) (Vietnam War), US USAF 56th Air Commando Wing, US USAF 56th Special Operations Wing, US USAF 56th Special Operations Wing - Det 1, US USAF 7th ABCCC Airborne Command and Control Sqd - Cricket, US USAF 7th Air Force, US USAF 7th/13th Air Force, US USAF Colonel Mike Heenan, US USAF Fairchild Air Force Base WA, US USAF General Curtis LeMay, US USAF General George Brown, US USAF General John D. Lavelle, US USAF General Louis T. Seith, US USAF General Richard V. Secord, US USAF General William Momyer, US USAF Generl Robert L. Petit, US USAF Gus Sonnenberg, US USAF Hurlburt Field FL, US USAF JEST Jungle Environment Survival Training, US USAF Lt Colonel George Vogel, US USAF Lt Colonel Mark Berent, US USAF Major General Harry Heinie Aderholt, US USAF Major John Clark Pratt, US USAF United States Air Force, US USMC Lt Colonel Oliver North, US USMC United States Marine Corps, USAID, USSR 1st Secretary Nikita Khrushchev, USSR Foreign Minister Andrei Gromyko, VNM 1972 Easter Offensive (1972) (Vietnam War), VNM Bien Hoa, VNM Bien Hoa Air Base (Vietnam War), VNM CIA Air America (1950-1976) (Vietnam War), VNM DRV Lao Dong Party, VNM DRV NVA 148th Regiment, VNM DRV NVA 174th Regiment, VNM DRV NVA 312th Division, VNM DRV NVA 316th Division, VNM DRV NVA 766th Regiment, VNM DRV NVA General Vo Nguyen Giap, VNM DRV NVA Group 559, VNM DRV NVA North Vietnamese Army, VNM DRV NVAF North Vietnamese Air Force, VNM DRV VC Viet Cong, VNM DRV VM 304th Division, VNM DRV VM Regiment 98, VNM DRV VM Viet Minh, VNM FRA ADT Cap St Jacques Military School, VNM French Indochina War (1946-1954), VNM Green Beret Affair (Vietnam War), VNM Ho Chi Minh Trail (Vietnam War), VNM II Corps (Vietnam War), VNM Nha Trang, VNM Operation Arc Light (1965-1973) (Vietnam War), VNM Operation Igloo White (1968-1973) (Vietnam War), VNM Operation Linebacker II (1972) (Vietnam War), VNM Operation Pony Express (1965-1969) (Laotian Civil War) (Cambodian Civil War) (Vietnam War), VNM Paris Peace Accords (1973) (Vietnam War), VNM Phan Rang Air Base, VNM RVN ARVN Army of the Republic of Vietnam, VNM RVN Nguyen Van Thieu, VNM RVN Vietnamization Policy (Vietnam War), VNM US MACV Military Assistance Command Vietnam (Vietnam War), VNM USAF TACC Tactical Air Control Center - BLUE CHIP (Vietnam War), VNM Vietnam, VNM Vietnam War (1955-1975) Rating: ★★★★★ (5 Stars) Subject: Books.Military.20th-21st Century.Asia.Vietnam War.Laotian Civil War.Aviation.FAC.Ravens

Description: Officially the war in Laos did not exist - both North Vietnam and the USA denied they had troops there. In fact, thousands of North Vietnamese were invading the country and pouring down the Ho Chi Minh Trail on their way to the south, and the Americans were fighting a vigorous war against them from the air.

The Ravens were the pilots, all volunteers, who flew through heavy groundfire to identify targets and call in air-strikes. Their mission was so secret that they were 'sold' their prop-driven planes for a dollar apiece so they could be struck from US Air Force records. They wore no uniform and carried no identification. Refugees from the bureaucracy of the war in Vietnam, they accepted the murderous casualty rates of what was known as the Steve Canyon Program in return for a life of unrestricted flying and fighting.

Devoted to the hill tribesmen they fought alongside, the Ravens did their job with extraordinary skill and crazy courage and with a humour that was all of its own. This is the story, brilliantly told for the first time, of these extraordinary men. Based on extensive interviews with the survivors, it is a tale of undeniable heroism, blending real-life romance, adventure and tragedy.

Review: This was a great book with a lot of problems. 

The #1 problem was that I was reading an ebook version from Apostrophe books that was, quite simply, poorly done. So many issues with the conversion... I’s became 1′s... places and names were spelled 3 different ways throughout the book... issues like that.

The #2 problem was that there were multiple stories being told in a book about one story. This book had some good info on the Raven FACs, but it also went deeply into the story of the Laotian Civil War, the French Indochina War, the Hmong people, Henry Kissinger and the Nixon Administration. All of these things are intertwined and important, but the author uses up a LOT of the books real estate for these topics which tends to take a lot of the focus away form the Ravens, which the book is supposed to be about. 

It’s still a 5 star book because it does go deeply into the stories of the who, the what, the when, and the where. You get a real good feel for the cast of characters that made up the Raven FACs, and you learn a lot about the Laotian Civil War, the CIA, the political issues and more. 

It’s really a good primer and a good way to get a feel for what happened in the region. 

[deepfriedhopesanddreams]

(it was Dave)

Gabby: yeah... His works were just sold, it's also under a new company name, SCORPIO...

Dr Janet: I've heard of them... But I never really cared much...

Todd: anything else about the company?

Gabby: well, the cashier only told me just... After the incident, SCORPIO just swoops in and bought the rights to it... Taurus Tech has ties with the government... Does that mean SCORPIO is the same?

Dr Janet: let's just have a good time... Our food is here. Gabby, do you want to order anything?

Gabby: nope, I'm good.

*the human allies gathered around at the food court. Enjoying themselves. Raven places the beauty products in the bag, she whispers to the bots to not mess or lose them.

The botbots gathered around. Looking at the beauty products, when suddenly, the nail polish transforms into a bot. She was relieved to finally walk*

???: Ugh! Finally! I thought I would never leave that stupid store- oh... Hi?

Burgertron: why am I not surprised?... I'm Burgertron, you are?

Fail Polish: Fail Polish the nail polish 💅

Clogstopper: hi I'm Clogstopper! *Shakes her hand with his sticky fingers*

Fail Polish: *gasp* EW! What's wrong with you?! Ew ew ew ew!!! ...

Clogstopper: ...?

Fail Polish: guess I'm stuck with you guys... Where are we?

Agent Smartlit: we are currently in the "Infinity mall", a safe zone for all of us. But don't wander off, you'll get lost. Every store here leads to a different dimension. But follow these markings *points to a marking* and you'll be fine.

Fail Polish: huh... Interesting... So you just, hangout here until...?

Burgertron: until it might be a great time to look outside, which might take a while...

Fail Polish: right...

Dimlit: hi I'm Dimlit! Let me show you around! You'll get to know everyone better!

*after a few hours*

Grave Rave: oh! You're here? Did you find a squad for yourself?

Fail Polish: *sniff* no... Everyone says I'm mean, well how am I supposed to know?! I'm literally the only one left in my old squad sitting at that stupid store!

Grave Rave: so those other products are... Not bots...

Fail Polish: *sniff* yeah, those aren't alive... I've never seen other bots, we mostly stay out of each other's "turf"

Grave Rave: territorial huh?... Hey, how about you join the Lost bots? It's the squad for the ones out of the square!

Fail Polish: and be with Sucker McSwirly? No way!

Grave Rave: suit yourself-

Fail Polish: wait!

Grave Rave: ...?

Fail Polish: I'll think about it...

Grave Rave: okay...

*at the fountain*

Mr. Pebbles: so yeah, I pecked at the glass as hard as I can!

Bonz-eye: that's very... Concerning. There's a lot of humans right?

Mr. Pebbles: oh yeah totally!

Grave Rave: heheh nice

*Burgertron stares at the skylight. Dimlit joins in.*

Dimlit: sir, what are you doing?

Burgertron: looking up into the "stars"

Dimlit: ooohhh that sounds nice! I wanna see them too!

Burgertron: y'know, there's a belief that... If there's a shooting star... You can make a wish!

Professor Wellread: pfft! "Wishes" I simply do not believe in such superstitions-

Kikmee: *places both hands onto Professor Wellread's shoulders* oh cool! I wanna make a wish!

Professor Wellread: *panics internally in love*

*the Lost bots gathered around to watch the stars. Suddenly, they see a star. A bright star. A shooting star.*

Dimlit: oh look! A shooting star!!! Everyone! Make a wish!

*but that shooting star started to go down closer to them*

Burgertron: *chuckles nervously* must be a really close star

*the star gets even closer. Right at them*

Bonz-eye: I don't think that's a shooting star! it's coming this way! Everyone run!!!

*everybody ran away. That star crashed into the infinity mall and landed into the fountain. Everyone was shocked at what happened. Suddenly a bright light came out of the smoke. A figure made of light. Gently twirling around to look at the surroundings. It let out a giggle and jumped into the air. Out of the smoke, the figure, still covered in light, made an anime magical girl transformation and finally, a form that everyone can properly see... It's a burger... A space themed burger...

The burger still in midair, standing if there was a floor beneath them. Leaps and levitates down towards Burgertron. And gave him a hug . Everyone was confused.*

Burgertron: who are you?

???: !!! You don't remember me?

Burgertron: *shakes his head*

???: okay *Clears throat* "you are the first Burgertron to explain it perfectly", remember that?

Burgertron: no way... "Celestial Star"?!

Cosmopatty: Actually, I don't want that name anymore... Just call me... *Thinks* oh "Cosmopatty"!

Spud Muffin: wait, that's the "Celestial Star" you were talking about?

Burgertron: yeah, but... You look different! You sound different! What makes you change your mind?

Cosmopatty: well, I wanted to know what it's like to be a part of the mortal world. But I still don't want to lose my immortality, so I made a request with the Divines and @deepfriedhopesanddreams herself, and badda bing badda boom! I have a physical body and I'm still immortal! Pretty cool right?

Burgertron: uhm yeah! What was that?

Cosmopatty: so... What do you mortals do?

Another part of the vacation arc! (It got laggy again!)

Marvin: well yeah you could say that!

Gabby: ... *Spaces out*

Marvin: ... Uhh... There's the gift shop if you want something cute, I guess?