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The Light Fury was designed to be a sexy love interest and has no character beyond that. The only reason she even exists is to separate Toothless from Hiccup and to show that a romance less than a week old is stronger and more important than a friendship of 6+ years.
I dare you to read this extremely in-depth review of THW and honestly consider all the evidence:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/19025251/chapters/45183655
There's no "slut shaming" the damn sparkle dragon, people are rightfully stating she only exists in that movie as an object for Toothless to win. Criticism against a fictional female character that was solely created by men to be a sex object for a male character to chase and own as a throphy wife is not "slut-shaming".
They don’t need to be telling about it in the back of a study hall for everyone to hear and to be fair these movies are literally made for children
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New Minecraft trailer
WHAT?!?!
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I’M??? I’M SORRY??
The new Minecraft movie trailer LITERALLY opened with the “the children yearn for the mines” meme???
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#minecraft#minecraft movie#the children yearn for the mines#I’m speechless#id in alt text#why is THIS my most liked post ahah
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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
#the truman show#sbs rambles#I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them#social workers assigned to them maybe#I dunno#they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit#but here we are#tho#I guess none of us signed up for it#and our data is harvested more than ever#god#high-tech capitalism sucks turns out#OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes#let me specify:#I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this#like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold#and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie#I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem#it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did#youtube did and social media#it's us that's the problem#or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation#that's the origin of most modern problems
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I like to think combat training for these two became more complicated as they got older, if you know what I mean
I colored the last one first and then lowered my standards. give it up for 10yo ambrosius and his glaringly yellow shirt
#also I realized while drawing this that I’ve been making his hair longer than it is in the movie#oh well#nimona#nimona 2023#nimona movie#ballister boldheart#ambrosius goldenloin#ballister x ambrosius#goldenheart#finley cannot draw#I learned that I do not draw children very often#it’s FINEEEEE#anyway. I live for content of the boys in their institute era. mutual pining. sappiness. never being able to tell anyone.#increasingly charged sparring practice#YOU GET IT
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links to some translations under the cut
и заодно выложу пару любопытным образом перекликающихся переводов потрясающих фанфиков!
тьма нынче обретает жизнь великолепного автора @/goodlucktai
и еще одна покорившая меня зарисовка rem - а тени пусть уходят
#every time im like. wait. i can give Mikey freckles? i CAN give Mikey freckles!! no one's stopping me!#thank you all SO MUCH for 1000+ followers!!#i'm happy#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#riseofthetmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt leo#rottmnt splinter#rise leo#rise donnie#rise mikey#rise raph#rise splinter#look the idea that it's Splinter who makes all their gear really touches me#was sewing always a hobby for Splinter?#or was he forced to sew just something for his mutated self and little children with very unique body proportoins?#happy rottmnt movie anniversary everyone!#eturn art#eturn translation#перевод на русский
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Those were Vanessa's friends too in the FNAF movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#vanessa afton#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#fnaf missing children#fnaf mci#abby schmidt#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#OKAY time for your daily angst now#I can not stop thinking about Vanessa’s story in the fnaf movie#it was my take away that the ghost kids were actually Vanessa’s friends#and that’s why she cares sm for them#she builds forts and checks up on them etc#the ghost kids even tells Abby that Vanessa is nice and they like her#SO I think those were Vanessa’s friends#and in some way she’s happy Abby can talk to them#cause she doesn’t want them to be alone#Vanessa I’m so sorry this all happened to you 🩵
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Reblog for bigger sample size!
#childrens movies#scary kids movies#yes... ha ha ha... yes!#if only i was this enthusiastic in making and recording surveys for my research...#tumblr polls#polls#coraline#series of unfortunate events#the witches#all dogs go to heaven#the spiderwick chronicles#willy wonka & the chocolate factory#nightmare before christmas#spirited away#beetlejuice
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The 'own way' Vanessa spoke of:
#she was funny. but not funny haha. funny weird.#'how dare you endanger your sister' like sis your father has done more than endanger children but go off on the broke guy trying to make it#fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#vanessa monroe#elizabeth afton#josh hutcherson#elizabeth lail#william afton#halloween#spooky season#fnaf movie spoilers
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horror sub-genres: cults
#sorry if i missed any#only have 30 slots#horror#horror movies#horror cults#horroredit#moviesedit#filmedit#cinema#horror cinema#horror aesthetic#*mine*#midsommar#the wicker man#get out#the other lamb#hereditary#rosemary's baby#the void#the devil rides out#suspiria#the house of the devil#last shift#mandy#children of the corn#the apostle#the empty man#kill list#lords of salem#messiah of evil
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My favorite thing is how lowkey uncomfortable Branch's brothers look when they find out Branch highkey replaced them with a new band/found family after they left LOLOL
JD and Clay being quick to crack incredibly forced jokes to cover up the awkwardness of the situation ooo And you KNOW the Kismet trolls probably think so fucking lowly of all of them too if Branch confided in them over everything that happened throughout the years rrrrr I think the brothers would definitely take personal issue with particular members too uh ohh the girls are fightingg
and they know they have no right to be mad cause they are the ones who walked out and never came back but they're gonna be bitter anyway <333 i love troll drama
#i do be rambling about trolls#me when i turn a cheesy scene from a childrens movie into angst#tfw you are replaced by a younger cooler version of yourself#trolls#trolls band together#branch trolls#floyd trolls#john dory trolls#bruce trolls#clay trolls#brozone#ablaze trolls#hype trolls#boom trolls#trickee trolls#so many tags urgg#my art#kismet trolls#kismet
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You know how we all love to say Percy and Annabeth are everyone’s parents? Well I literally think their friends treat them that way.
You messed up and now a dark force is out to get you and you don’t know how to handle it? Call Mom (Annabeth). She will know exactly what to do and she’s going to bring research. She’s not gonna let anything happen to you.
You need to go to a really scary monster lair and you’re scared of getting ripped to literal shreds? Call Dad (Percy). He will kick its ass and protect you at all costs. He’s not gonna let anything happen to you.
Feeling overwhelmed after moving? Call Mom. Annabeth will bring homemade cookies, unpack everything in an orderly yet efficient fashion, and then sit down with you, listen, give advice, and then help you make a plan.
Got arrested? Call Dad. Percy will want to know what happened and make sure you’re okay, but he’s not gonna judge or scold you. He’ll pay your bail, take you for ice cream, and then tell you his own stories about getting arrested.
When people need advice about men, they call Annabeth. When people need advice about women, they call Percy. Because who better to ask than the couple who’ve been super happily married for what feels like forever (even if they’ve only technically been dating for 6 years or something).
Dating someone new? Mom and Dad do NOT get to meet them yet. Percy and Annabeth are going to be unnecessarily intimidating (in different ways) and scare the person away SO fast. And if the person somehow passes the test, then Percy and Annabeth are going to go back to bickering and flirting and overall just being so embarrassing.
Mom and Dad are a couple of menaces, but they also know how to handle anything and will always come running if you call.
#i only see them having 3-4 biological children but they basically have like 100 kids#cause they’re everyone’s parents#mom and dad are fighting again#nope now they’re making out#jesus christ who invited them to the movie#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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Controlled Birthday Party
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#my art#fnaf oc#william afton#fnaf william afton#fnaf mci#mci fnaf#fnaf missing children#fnaf Susie#fnaf Gabriel#fnaf Fritz#fnaf Jeremy#fnaf springbonnie#spring bonnie#fnaf movie
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Prompt 112
Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for.
Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more.
We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out.
And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother.
Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred-
D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???
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Alfreeeeed-
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#battinson#Bruce is a skrunkly lil meow meow the kids feel bad about hitting#Danny felt bad the moment he got a taste of the dude's emotions#Selina returning to Gotham covered with cats clinging to her:#Bruce covered with several small children:#“I have a problem with strays”#Alfred is so tired#He comes back from getting groceries for dinner to three new children#all sprawled out on the couch with Dick and Bruce and a movie credits on in the background#they were watching Gray Ghost and eating shredded cheese#Dick a ten year old: Hi there tiny neighbor you are alone and that is bad so come with me please I have snacks#Tim a five year old who has never been taught stranger danger: omg sure Robin#Dick: What#Tim holding his hand: :)#Danny looking at Batman: He gonna cry :(#Jason: No he aint#Danny: You can feel the misery#Danny: It's like kicking a puppy :(#Jason: Shit u right#Both of them looking into the Batmobile now that the door is open: Why is there a box of coloring books and a kid carseat#Omg it's bat themed#There's also a blanket#Why yes it is for long patrols#Also random but I feel like Battinson would be aided by a longer cape#Let battinson become a batblob and disappear into a corner
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THEY'RE JUST KIDS. THEY'RE JUST LITTLE FELLAS. I LOVE THEM ALL 💖💖💖
#fnaf movie#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf spoilers#I'm miffed at the people who hated the pillow fort scene#THAT WAS THE BEST SCENE. THEY WERE SO CUTE.#Reminder that they are literally piloted by the ghosts of children. Little kids. They're literally a bunch of like 8-10 year olds.#THEY JUST WANT TO PLAY AND BE LOVED DAMMIT 😭#they're not killer monsters they're poor innocent children who were murdered and manipulated by a horrible person!!
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Cloud Strife
#final fantasy vii#ffgraphics#cloud strife#gamingedit#advent children#cloud#creaciones#look me in the eye and tell me this isn't the coolest sh1t ever#the action scenes in this movie are still crazy#how do i tag this#motion sickness tw#?? lmk if you want anything tagged!
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