#motivational fake

[crotchety-old-blogger]

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Tumblr actually grosses the fuck out of me bc you’re just born and you grow up Arab (for me in particular it’s Iraqi) and that obviously predisposes you to being against genocide of Arabs and then you have to justify to some chronically online loser with white guilt why that stance doesn’t come from a place of “looking for clout” “getting notes” “performative activism” but is actually just…….. bc you value your culture & roots & humanity in general ???? Like I don’t owe you anything you can believe what you want?????? If I have a platform I’ll keep using it for good

[uncanny-tranny]

Basically, my philosophy around disability fakers is: I would rather a thousand people fake a disability than have one disabled person suffer without care, aids, compassion, or any help.

[volchiitza]

clearly trying to stop fixating on "productivity" has actually improved my focus

[kaeya-senpai]

Twitter reqs + others

[urfriendlywriter]

miscommunication prompts:

(feel free to use <3 req by @seungspolaroid )

"Do you think I'm joking around right now?"

"everytime i look at you, i feel more alone."

after A says something that B understand wrongly, "i think i fucking deserve better than that."

"out of all the people, why would you..."

"you upset me multiple times, [name]-" "i don't know what i did, i swear idk why you're so mad right now?" "I'm the mad one now huh.."

"how hard it is for you to sit and TALK to me? "

"wow. you're putting words in my mouth that I've never said."

"no one can save this relationship now, can they?" "it isn't like something i say is gonna change your mind."

"you lost me a long, long time ago."

"but you said that.. you said what you knew would hurt me the most. you did it too." "i.. didn't.."

"how can i believe you?"

"i don't trust you anymore."

"what is your problem? why won't you trust me anymore??"

"talk it out with me please, please i beg you."

"you didn't say that...?" "i.. didn't."

[genderkoolaid]

i understand the motive behind statements like "real men wear pink!" and what they are trying to do but consider this: reifying the idea of real vs fake manhood sucks actually. we should not perpetuate the idea of manhood as a test of honour that you can fail & that failing is bad. thats patriarchy 101 babe

[kifkay]

Winx memes once again

[lgbtlunaverse]

While I think the moment in cql where Meng Yao– still bleeding from a stab wound in his chest btw– realizes Lan Xichen is in danger and decides to save the man who was so kind to him in cloud recesses is cute and all, nothing will ever beat the book for me. Little bookkeeper civilian Meng Yao, who has not had a serious chance to make his dreams of being a cultivator come true in fucking years, out of nowhere gets the fucking sect leader of Gusu Lan dropped right in his lap?

It's such a great example of Meng Yao's multilayered motivations to me. Because is civilian Meng Yao thinking of all the ways he can use this? Of the fact that having a great sect leader in his debt is the best thing that could happen to him? Duh. Obviously.

Is he very purposeful about appearing to Lan Xichen as a kind young man full of untapped potential, brave and willing to put his life on the line even though he really doesn't know so much about about cultivators, no sir, except a little he picked up here and there, because you see his father– 👉👈 Of course he is!

But the way through which he does that is... by actually saving Lan Xichen's life, at no doubt significant personal risk. The way he makes Lan Xichen believe he's kind and selfless is by... being kind and selfless. Just because he's doing it on purpose doesn't mean he's not doing it.

Is it lying if you want people to think you're nice and so you're nice to them? Isn't that just called being nice? Yes, he is very purposeful about how he appears to people, and very carefully crafts an image based on what he wants them to think of him, but most of the time he does that simply by... actually being the kind of person he wants to appear as. He still did the kind things he did, regardless of his motivations for doing them.

[sandrathachao]

NOT SURE HOW TUMBLR HANDLES BIG FILES, BUT LET’S TRY IT. (usually it shrinks, and i will cry if it does)

I originally started with the last panel as a single drawing, but i couldnt help myself and just kept going with it. drawing these stupid characters are just too much fun. :D I have near to none experience when it comes to comics, so please forgive my weird story telling. xD I imagine this takes place just before the 4th boss.

(if it’s hard to read, what Fake Peppino says in the last panel is ¨It’s me! Peppino! Just like you! Don’t you love it?¨)

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

I’ve had this concept rattling around far too long, what if he struggles to tell dreams apart from reality sometimes. Eventually he finds some evidence of what really happened but there’s a few things where he still has genuinely no idea on what’s real, like that time he broke a hand, or the war

Also another thing, sometimes people just, break into the apartment. He gave up on getting new locks years ago

[puffycinnabunny]

Random life advice for early adulthood idk

If ure having a hard time motivating urself to meal prep healthy food… heres an odd method.

Browse through healthy takeout food options online. Recognize how much they cost and how cheap the materials usually are and how even someone rlly bad at cooking (hi) could make AT LEAST a fake version of them. Like a convincing copy.

Ok cool now boil some eggs or smt

Oh AND greek yogurt is great for easy protein

(Ill post more fast healthy and mildly questionable meal tricks later on if this post was somewhat helpful. I get that work and school can be overwhelming, and it can get difficult to balance a healthy diet over all that.)

URE WELCOME PLS DONT SKIP MEALS BYE

<3

[thatbuddie]

los angeles wasn't built in a day

buck/eddie | rated m | chapter 1/5 | 10k (this chapter) | getting together, fake dating (in a sense)

“We’re not going to pretend to be divorced just so Chris can get into a summer camp, Buck,” Eddie says, trying to sound convincing even as he starts to feel his resolution crumbling inside of him. “Why not?” Buck asks, sounding genuinely baffled, like he can’t understand Eddie’s refusal at all. And how does Eddie begin to explain the irrationality of his rational denial? He can’t tell Buck the real reason he can’t go through with it. He can’t tell him without having to reach into his chest, clawing out his heart, setting it down at Buck’s feet still beating, and saying, “Because the only thing worse than loving you knowing I can’t have you would be having to pretend like I didn’t love you enough to keep you with me forever.” (or the fake ex husbands to fake husbands to husbands fic.)

(read on ao3)

[marclef]

when your two comfort characters are your own Teeny Tiny Fluffy Kitty OC, and the most unsettling character in all of Pizza Tower 👁👁

him likes, the Kitty :) and also if you touch this kitty you are getting your limbs torn off :)

[urfavvemm]

cant wait to see my bf when i shift tonight 🤭🤭🤭

[wolvesandshine]

“I have a proposition.”

James simply raises an eyebrow, not having expected the other Black brother to acknowledge him, much less try to talk to him.

“I hear you have a problem with Sirius.”

A problem is putting it mildly. As if Sirius didn’t betray their trust and almost got another student killed.

When James doesn’t deny it Regulus smirks. “I can help you get back at him.”

James didn’t fancy himself as someone who desired revenge but then again recent events had clearly proved his judgement couldn’t be trusted.

“Date me.”

James blinks, sure he’s misheard. Regulus continues. “Well obviously it would be fake but it would drive Sirius up the wall.”

James couldn’t deny it. It was a wickedly smart plan. Not only replacing Sirius for his younger brother, but also dating him? That was pure genius.

Yet- there was something off. Regulus wouldn’t be this helpful without ulterior motives. “And what would you get out of it?”

“Isn’t seeing my brother suffering reward enough?”

At James blank stare, Regulus continues. “Look, are you in or not?”

James stares at the determined expression, so similar yet so different from Sirius’s. He knew he wasn’t going to find out Regulus’s reasons for this if he had even an ounce of Sirius’s stubbornness.

And as much as he knew this was a train wreck waiting to happen - he wanted to do it. He wanted to make Sirius hurt, the way he’s been hurting for the past few days.

“I’m in.”