#motherfucker you come into MY HOUSE

[tiredstarcat]

Something that I've started doing is just reporting the sound ads as malicious. It makes them disappear for a bit.

[vampirebiter]

so the property im house sitting at is like. pretty isolated and up a driveway that theres no possible way youre going to go all the way up on accident but a random unexpected car came up and didnt come back down as far as i could see so that is. very fun and not at all frightening ✌️

[fugottron]

Me hate scrolling through the Good Omens De-aged tag on AO3 for motivation

Don’t worry my loves I will save you

[cabinet-of-ecologies]

Incredibly angry with my previous landlord (unfortunately, the father of a close friend) for being a passive aggressive jerkface about cleaning up the place post-move out. Like yeah. Unfortunately I know that there is a lot going on in his life right now. HOWEVER. Fucking STOP trying to guilt trip me. Stop it with the passive aggressive texts. I told you my plan for when I was going to do it. We are still within that window. I'm going to scream. Stop texting me about it. ESPECIALLY with that tone.

[unloneliest]

the problem of the matter is i did internalize so much of what ex friend believed about me. even though i knew he was wrong and knew what was happening and tried to stop it and if i took more action to stop it would have been abusing power i held in a way i couldn't live with myself for.

[prac-ticalproblems]

He looks like his Facebook account (the only social media he uses btw) would be filled with fishing pictures and crusty dog jpegs and then like nasa level science shit and his only replies are this: 🤠 👍

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

just finished rick and morty season 2 and god. i wish season 3 was just summer going on romps to try and save her grandfather from space prison. intersected with sideplots of her grandfather being interrogated for info and giving a different backstory each time.

[todayisafridaynight]

Zhao is the new Majima, lemme tell ya that

you keep my little maggot away from that bigger maggot

[trooly-ticklish]

Shame if them high waist pants were pulled down to expose the entire tummy and I stick a claw in that belly button~

Maybe an electric toothbrush. Who knows

-🐺♠️

I will smite you again, when you LEAST EXPECT IT—!!!

[starlit-hopes-and-dreams]

My stupid ass laptop decided it wasn't going to recognize my network adapter (again!!!) but this time nothing worked and I had to reset the fucking thing and now I'm reinstalling everything.

KMN al;sdf;lkjadsf

[orcgirlcock]

i wish someone could make me breakfast :(

[youngestdaughtersyndrome]

sitting in bed eating cheese absolutely stewing

[six-of-ravens]

yes retail employees should get to murder one customer per day during the holiday season, but web developers should also get to Texas Chainsaw Massacre at least one of their clients' entire offices, as a treat

[gaybox]

any interest i have in being in relationships and dating and whatever is being sapped away from my sister and the men she picks like i cannot believe

[atlasbeetles]

if i see that fucking "don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat" post one more goddamn time im gonna start throwing bricks at people its very simple. you cant just fucking do that. its not that easy. die or ill kill you myself