#‘Crunchwrap supreme me UP motherfucker’

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17...lil mama had a swag like mine, even wear her hair down her back like mine.

Hey, what’ve you been up to today?

I have unsuccessfully tried to make songs/beats, stopped at a Casino/Gas Station and drank a chocolate milkshake.

Do you like Chinese food, Mexican food, or American food better?

Depends on my mood/cravings.

Is your TV HD?

Don’t have a TV. We just stream crap off our phones.

What’s your favorite thing to order from Taco Bell?

Crunchwrap Supreme.

What do you think of off-brand soda?

Tastes about the same for a fraction of the price.

Do you save pennies?

You'd be surprised how handy pennies can be. During the half-year I spent homeless, even a penny was a commodity.

Are there any windows in your room?

We live in an 18- wheeler, I’d be worried if there weren’t any windows.

Do you like hot, cold, or lukewarm showers?

Scalding hot…then I turn it to ice cold right before I get out to neutralize my body temp so the air doesn’t feel cold. It’s the same concept as jumping in the regular pool after soaking in the hot tub.

Do you know what all the buttons on your remote control do?

Definitely not.

Do you smoke cigarettes?

I’ve almost exclusively switched to vaping.

What about weed?

If it’s offered, I usually oblige…but I prefer uppers and psychedelics, any day.

Do you pluck your eyebrows?

Yeah.

Do you keep your room clean?

Not by choice, I’m messy by default but Brandon’s kind of like Danny Tanner from FullHouse with the clean and orderly shit. I make a conscious effort to be neat but I feel like that’s even still too messy by his standards.

Do you carry a wallet or a purse?

A purse(which conveniently fits a wallet).

Would you rather it rain or snow?

Rain. Snow means shoveling and that is literally one of the most annoying things ever.

Dark hair or light hair?

I’ve dyed my hair both and I’ve liked people with both. No strict preference either way.

Do you grit your teeth a lot?

If I do, it’s probably when I’m asleep.

Do you like when it snows, or does it just ruin your plans?

Snow *looks* pretty, I'll give it that much credit, but is otherwise massively inconvenient.

Do you like the taste of beer?

Yeah, I don’t mind it.

Have you ever had Vodka and Red Bull?

Yup, they’re great. It’s been awhile though.

Furthermore, what’s your favorite energy drink, if any?

Those non-carbonated Iced Tea Monsters.

Do you have long eyelashes?

Errr? Not longer than they should be?

Do you have long fingernails?

Naw, I bite those motherfuckers before they even stand a chance.

Do you have long arm hair?

I don’t know, been shaving my arms every day since I turned 14. I have an anti-bodyhair agenda.

Do you shave your legs?

Every day. Refer to previous response above re: my anti-bodyhair thing.

How often do you wash your hair?

Like every other day.

Does your family put up Christmas lights?

My folks still do, I believe.

Do you use a closet or a dresser to put your clothes in?

Tote/cabinets. Living on the road is weird like that...but I don’t really care because if I had the space they’d just be in heaping piles everywhere.

Which do you like better – carpet or wood floor?

I like how wood looks and it doesn’t need to be vacuumed.

Have you ever done drugs?

I’ve dabbled around with a few.

What kind?

Maybe I use dabble too lightly. hm. Other than the standard cigs, booze and pot...I’ve done coke, e, molli, meth, adderall, acid, mushrooms, dmt, pain pills.

What’s your favorite fast-food restaurant?

Burger King, Taco Bell

Do you like kids?

There are definitely things I like more than kids…but I don't hate ‘em. They’re just a big responsibility and I'm pretty wishy washy with responsibility.

How often do you like to have sex?

No preference… I don’t have like a specific frequency or anything.

Do you do your own laundry?

Yes.

Do you have a cell phone or do you use a house phone?

Cellular device. My folks still have a land-line though.

Do you throw shit under your bed?

I don’t have an under the bed currently but if I did fuck yeah I’d throw shit under it. That’s the real primary function of beds/closets.

Are you any good at math?

Can’t even deal. Even basic math fucks me up…The concepts seem so abstract and irrelevant to everyday life experiences (despite the irony many of them probably have mathematical components).

Do you like Dairy Queen?

Love it.

Are you currently in college? If not, do you plan on going?

Already went. Got my Bachelor's in 2011. In retrospect, I possibly could have waited tables and recreationally abused substances without accruing 8 grand in student loans. Suppose the chief perk is that all employers seem to think highly of college graduation and it looks good on paper.