#mother. fucker

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie LOVES saying “motherfucker” and she says it about everything

[sharenalovemail]

Alfonse.

[eyedove]

i think gundham is a zoo tycoon/planet zoo girlie except he plays it like. extremely fucking seriously. yes he occasionally indulges in letting t rexes eat people, but most of the time he mods it to shit so he can make extremely realistic habitats that have no optimization for guest viewing whatsoever, valuing animal comfort above all else and entirely ignoring the point of the game. in planet zoo he's the kind of motherfucker who's putting all 100% stat max appeal animals on the auction house. they're completely natural. he just has been breeding them for like 500 in-game years. when you look at the zoos they come from they're built like wildlife reserves. all the guest areas are completely barren and minimalist. every animal is at 100% happiness. somehow he has completely dodged the animal mill meta and has produced extremely high quality animals while also spending money on max level food. every page of the auction house is all animals from gundham. every single one. he prices them extremely high because he doesn't want them to go to places they will not be adequately appreciated. he has it on an extremely expensive gaming laptop so he can take it with him because he has very little time sitting at home. he's sitting in a fucking barn holding the laptop up trying to get connection. he is ten feet away from the world's only chill captive pangolin. he's been banned from the frontier forums repeatedly because he keeps making posts about how they shouldnt include polar bears in their roster for a zoo because it's inhumane to keep a polar bear in captivity, and the buffs to the requirements to it weren't enough. making a walk-through bat exhibit is a terrible idea. the aggression system in herd animals doesn't make any sense. the moderators keep trying to tell him it's a video game. he gets very upset

[thebibliosphere]

Still not over the head of cardiology, who said she wouldn't formally diagnose me with dysautonomia because she didn't want me to think of myself as disabled.

As if good vibes and a can-do attitude can stabalize autonomic dysfunction.

[brennacedria]

34 of 34 counts guilty per NBC NEWS

Edit: adding link

[hellenhighwater]

The problem with both of my parents, one of my siblings, and many of my friends being lawyers is that we do a lot of shop talk, often while chatting on the phone. And so it feels very natural to end a phone call with, "I think I'll file a motion on it. Okay. Before close of businesses today. Have a great day. Love you, bye."

Which is not the correct way to end a phone call with opposing counsel

[neurotypical-sonic]

I want to eat the chao fruit so fucking bad

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Ok bringing back the guild on the 4th of July is hilarious actually

[stephreynaart]

MLHSSKQ

[ninyard]

saw this on Pinterest and it made me think about Neil and this is the longest shot but what are the chances there’s a fic out there of an au where Neil documented his time in the nest

[antlerpunk]

GORDON, we're HUNGRY!

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about that one post that was like

"Wade and logan spending multiple life times worth together, going through absolutely everything together to the point seperating them would just be plain cruel because of how soul tagged they are with each other and this just so happens to be the universe where they alone outlive everyone theyve ever known time and time again, so here they are, alone, but in each others arms in an old canadian moutian cabin, their front lawn looking like a grave yard with how many loved ones they kept with them. Theyre both old, wades wrinkles are just the light of this white manned beasts life and yet, they put collars on one another in the most caring and adoring way, caressing one anothers cheeks as Logan gives him not only the best 10 life times but also the gift no one else could bare to give him. Death. Unseathing his claws into his chest as quick as he can. And Wade to him, a knife stabbed critically. The best gift you can give your lover who can't die is the best life, yes, but a peaceful and coddled death is the ultimate goal. To lay there, bleeding out without a care in the world as Logan memorizes those pearl like eyes, and wade imprints the small smirk he has into his memory for eternity.'

And then someone reposted with two skeletons holding each other?

To that, I pitch after the last kiss Wade will ever give him, He smiles, because he knows he's made Wade as happy as humanily possible. Laying there for years or for hours, they're unsure. But they do know one thing.

"See ya at home, bub." He tells him with his last breath, an ungodly amount of blood gushing out the side of his mouth. But he's not sad. No, no neither of them are. They're relieved. Logans last act of service was bringing Wade Home. The place he never really felt right because he knew he was supposed to be dead by now.

And they'd find them in a week.

After the buzzards get loud.

After the insecets have made their claim.

After the foxes has had their taste.

After the raven has had it's say.

Id be home with you, I'd be home wih you.

Id be home with you.

I'd be Home

with

You.

[gammanullzero]

from 2023, the second coloring page trend with an adorable twilight and spike added to it

[ibetittering]

Thinking about how sick he was of Felixs monologues man was FUMING

[lucabyte]

heres your highly requested fluff you fucking animals

[almoststedytimetravel]

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!111!!!