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Forgive me for all the acosf spam but I keep rereading and remembering things and I have to share...
Me when Rhysand said "What she says is law." :
Me to Azriel:
#and Feyre is so hot here idk how to explain ksfkdjfdkb#this is not anti post CHILL#acosf#feysand#pro feysand#azriel#I still have my beef with him and not only because this scene...#mother f*cker turned to Rhys to see if HE agrees...#I wanted to throttle him for real#pro rhysand#rhysand#feyre archeron#pro feyre archeron#feyre cursebreaker#high lady feyre#high lady of the night court#high lord rhysand#high lord of the night court#rhysand acotar#rhysand archeron
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Goldie LOVES saying “motherfucker” and she says it about everything
#minor inconvenience?#mother fucker#nearly dies?#mother. fucker#the shops out of her favourite bagel?#mother. fucker.#she can’t find her glasses?#mother#fucker#she’s insanely happy?#mother-fucker#she likes someone?#m*ther fucker#she hates someone?#mother f*cker#she indifferent to someone?#m*ther f*cker#it’s just mother fuck this mother fucker that#and Louie finds it mother fucking hilarious#and scrooge finds it mother fucking sexy#goldie o'gilt#can we all be very impressed at all the different ways I’ve been able to type out mother fucker#please and thank you
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that sh*t coming out of nowhere at the end of ep 9
#tv: the worst of evil#the worst of evil#wi ha joon#wi ha jun#ji chang wook#bibi#kdrama#local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#mothers and f*ckers of the jury kindly what was that. i had to witness that with my own two eyes#also note to self to permanently stay off of the comment section on MDL for this the takes are wild#'there's nothing gay going on' 'there's no romance in this show' are we watching the same thing. this is not a romcom#this is a noir thriller we're not going to have fluffy cotton candy dates we're going to have people killing for the people they love#does that not make sense to you#'i don't understand the OT3/polycule fans' aight so you don't see the sacred in the devotion and the devotion in the violence#and the violence in the love. where is the joy in your life btw#these are the same people who will watch BE look at everything that goes on and say 'this is not a love story' and they're only half right#no context whatsoever smh
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GAAHH IM SO CONFLICTED!!! MY BABY BOY OR THE BIG BRAINED LOSER/aff 😭😭🤙🤙
Semifinals
#I am honestly rooting for them both but Im voting Donnietello to even the stakes#WE STILL HAVE 7 HRS IM DEAD#whoever wins between these I'm just happy it'd be one of them 😭😭😭#OH NO I JUST NOTICED PAPYRUS IS IN THE OTHER BRACKET WHAT KIND OF SICK#NOOOOOOOO#GAHHHHHHH#it hurrs to be in all three fandoms simultaneously#Please just one of those 3 Ill be fine#CAUSE SHADOW THE HEDGE HOG IS A B*TCH *SS MOTHER F*CKER#HE P*SSED ON MY F*CKING WIFE#/j#/lh
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putting it out there that you can ask me to draw anything at any time with little to no question.
I might not do it, but you can.
#bBEeew rants#RAAAHHHH#ASK ME TO DRAW CHARACTERS YOU ENJOY#ASK ME TO DRAW MY OWN CHARACTERS#PLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE#MOTHER F-CKER
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I wrote this to be part of a big series I’m creating and I love it. It’s something I wrote in 40 minutes which is pretty good for me
It has some violence and character death so watch out for that
If you want to follow more closely of things you can go to my ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Orange_Clouds/pseuds/Orange_Clouds
"You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face…," I jump to the song, waiting for the intense part to kick in. I've recently become obsessed with problems by mother mother; it has quickly turned into my favorite song. I had been pacing from corner to corner in my bedroom, hoping I'm not being loud enough to awaken my roommate. I'm doing a mix of skipping and jumping because of the excitement. I reach the corner my door is in and quickly touch my fingers to the wall next to it. I turn around and skip to the corner my bed is in and allow my leg to brush against it.
I give a wide grin when the lyrics I had been waiting for come in. "I've got problems…," I turn around and get ready to jump and dance only to give out a short scream. The smile of pure excitement I had on my face quickly dropped when faced with the face of a creature staring at me from my now cracked open door. I stare at the thing in horror and watch as its hand slides in holding onto my doorway. It reminded me of one of those guys in k dramas that put their hand against the wall to pin the girl. I almost laugh at that thought before quickly correcting myself.
From what I can see the thing is very tall and lanky. Having to bend down to fit itself in the hallway. It has at least one long spindly hand that's now breaking the wood of my doorway. Its face is very oval shaped and it almost looks like it's wearing a mask. I can see nothing of the body or legs but its neck is very thin; with it looking like a small branch. As I'm analyzing the rest of it something draws me back to its face. It's only then I notice what I assume to be saliva dripping down its face onto the carpeted floor.
I slowly reach up to pull down my headphones. I was hoping for it to be like a wild animal; meaning I was attempting to not make any sudden movements. With my headphones off I could now hear the growling and labored breathing coming from the monster. My eyes widened in fear, wondering how I was supposed to get out of the situation. My eyes suddenly shift over to the wall my closet is on. What happened to my roommate? Oh god. Did this monster already kill her? Eat her? Was I too busy blasting music that I didn't hear my own roommate, my friend getting killed? Or did she somehow get away? Or did the monster come to my room first? If it did I hope she has enough sense to run instead of trying to help me.
My eyes quickly jump back to the monster at the slight movement. The thing was slowly sliding itself into my room. My mind starts rushing, wondering what I should do at this moment. Should I try jumping out the window or throwing something at it and running around it? I didn't get to make a decision before I heard a whistle blow and the monster jumped forward at me. I scream and bring my arms up in an attempt to cover my face and chest, but that didn't help me. I scream out in pain as I feel its sharp claws dig into my arms and then my chest. I pushed my arms into its face to push it away but that only resulted in me cutting up my hands from the sharp teeth it apparently has. I feel the tears well up in my eyes from the fear and pain that I'm currently in.
I attempt to push out my legs to no avail before going limp; hoping if I don't struggle as much the thing would just get it over with and kill me. But of course that didn't happen. No. This things' giant hand instead grabs at my face to force me to look at my doorway. There I see my roommate. My eyes widen as more tears fall from them at the emotionless look on her face.
Oh.
I don't think she's here to help me.
That was the last thought I had before the thing squeezed its hand and everything went black.
#ao3fic#death#original post#part of a series#original characters#horror#monsters#not a monster f*cker fic#archive of our own#violence#mother mother#problems by mother mother#betrayal
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i love it when the randomly included fireworks(?) in the sports one look like spiders
More stuff just posted in the broadcast channel- I think this kind of symbolises the main conflicts in the highschool setting.
Basketball vs computers, nerds vs jocks kinda thing, the party would definitely be computer club AND they are a target of the basketball club for being previous hellfire members
And the whole 'sports are out'? Yeah the basketball team is NOT gonna like that, they definitely have a rivalry/conflict going on, that slogan just seems kinda defiant IDKK
There also seems to be more 'academic' clubs: such as literature and a poster saying knowledge is power, but there's only one basketball poster, maybe there's a turn of the tide in Hawkins, and academics are more useful in the apocalypse then jocks? Maybe the basketball team even loses some respect? Sighhhh so many possibilities and yet no answers...
#like is it that crazy to think the mindflayer has a comeback#like not to be rude to a serial killer#but vecnas kinda boring#⁉️#i feel like the mind flayed compelled and frightened me MUCH more than this raisin#idk#i personally really want the mf to come back#also jist realizing that i was trying to abbreviate Mind Flayer#but it looks like i'm calling it a Mother F*cker💀#ANYWAY BYE#stranger things#st5#stranger things 5#st5 spoilers#st5 leaks#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#ALSO WHAT IF (like this ISNT gonna happen) SOME JOCKS BULLY THE NERDS AKA MICHAEL😱#im thinking mikes gonna play a sort of 'useless' character when it comes to the jocks#and then thats when he SNAPS and beats them up#OMG WHAT IF WE SEE A PARALLEL TO THE JANCY ARRESTED SCENE😨😨😨#LIKE WHAT IF MIKE GETS TAKEN IN BY COPS AND WILL AND NANCY YKYK#😨😨😨😨😨😨😨#im exploding#brb writing this down WRITING THIS DOWN
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𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 ⋆ 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐳
wherein the internet hates you for breaking poor charles's heart; so you move on to his best mate.
[charles leclerc x ex!socialite reader, carlos sainz x socialite!reader]
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SHOWBUZZF1 The Sainz family are pictured in what looks to be, a merry family get together with a surprise addition to their group, Y/n Y/l/n. The italian heiress appeared to be in cahoots with the Sainz clan, and even more so with Carlos Jr. It is unsure wether the pair are formally seeing eachother, as both parties declined to comment on the issue.
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username what is with rbr boys and why do they keep taking other people's women🤭
username it's the sebastian vettel way of life
username wait did he also steal other people's girl?
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username keep being mad, she clearly does not care😂😂
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username raphael is watching cars😍
username you're a disgusting attention seeking fame f*cker
username is that carlos?? are you with him??
#carlos sainz x female reader#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz x y/n#carlos sainz x you#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc x y/n#charles leclerc x female reader#f1 social media au#f1 fanfic#f1 fluff#f1 x reader#formula 1 x reader#formula 1 x you#f1 x you#f1 x y/n#f1 x female reader#f1 fanfiction#f1 fic#f1 instagram au#f1 smau#f1#charles leclerc instagram au#charles leclerc blurb#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc fic#charles leclerc#carlos sainz fanfic#carlos sainz fluff#carlos sainz
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I've seen the Eurylochus x Zeus thing going around and...I thought of a really funny scenario
Thunder and clouds circled around the sky but left a rather large section of light to peak through. The air felt staticky as raindrops started to fall down onto the ship.
Soon, a large thunderclap could be heard and seen from above. Large fingers then parted the clouds and showed the one and only, Zeus. Strong build, poofy white hair, and eyes that give "I can kill and/or f*ck you"...wait- ZEUS?!!
"Pride is a damsel in destress"
Eurylochus blinked twice...this mother f*cker isn't serious right now.
"Hiding away where only I can undress her~"
Zeus started dancing with a "woman" made of clouds as he sung. He paraded around like a careless idiot, and this was making Eury's blood boil. He's really doing this...
"Try all she can not to confess, In the END it's all the same once I apply the pressure-"
Eury's eye twitched in irritation and frustration, his aura seething just by the sight of him. So slowly, Eurylochus took off his sandal and aimed it at Zeus.
Other soldiers, including Odysseus, stared at him on confusion but the man holding the shoe could care less. While the thunder controlling idiot was having his theatric fun, he was aiming his shoe just riiiight....and he let it go.
And, just like he knew it would, it hit Zeus right in the eye. It hit the might god in the eye as soon as he saw it coming toward him.
"Ow! What the-"
"TAKE US HOME NOW!" Eurylochus barked, truly not caring whether the shoe hurt Zeus or not. He's a god, he'll definitely walk it off.
All the soldiers around him looked at him as if he lost his mind completely. Why the hell did he just do that?
Zeus looked down at the small man that caught his heart. The fury and irritation in his eyes evident. So cute.
"Aaaaw, but Eury, I was just getting to the best part-"
"MY best part will be WHEN I STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! TAKE US HOME RIGHT NOW!" Eurylochus wasn't hearing any part of what Zeus had to say. Not after all this time. Out of all those times he could have helped. Hold up...did this motherfucker call him..."Eury"? Did he honestly think he had the privilege too?!
"Oh, don't threaten ME with a good time, baby~"
Baby? BABY?!
Odysseus and the other soldiers would look at Eurylochus and Zeus back and forth. Most started to think they were having delusions from the trauma while others...were so confused.
If Eurylochus had the ability to kill a god, THIS god, he would. His hand was brought to his face and pinched the bridge of nose.
"What. are. you. doing here, Zues?"
"Well...seeing as YOU slaughtered one of Helio's cattle...IIII sort of have to avenge him" Zeus gave him that sh*t eating grin that would have made Eury smile any other time.
"By?"
"Hmmm, well let's say your act is punishable by death-"
"DEATH?! Zeus....we are starving, EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP IS STARVING!"
"Tell that to Helios"
"Can't YOU?!"
"I don't think he'll listen..."
Eurylochus' eye twitched again and again, "Is there a way we can get out of this?"
"With Helios? I don't think so, he seemed pretty mad-"
"WITH YOU, Zeus?" Eury sighed...he knew where this was going.
The question stumped Zeus for a bit...but then his smirk deepened. And Eury's scowl worsened.
"Depends darling, what do you have to offer?~"
"...."
Aaaaand, that's how the remaining crew got back Ithica safely! Ody was together with his wife and son again, and Eurylochus was back with Ctimene.
....Did I mention Eurylochus couldn't walk straight for three days?
#eurylochus#zeus#zeury#crackship#epic the musical#epic eurylochus#epic zeus#epic odysseus#epic penelope#odysseus#penelope#Eurylochus is not in the mood for Zeus' bullsh*t#eurylochus x zeus#zeus x eurylochus
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:T Hello there, Thought(tm) of the day...
I? Just remembered that Constantine's "Laughing Magician"(?) title is... f*ckin HEREDITARY?
Like?? As in The Constantine Meances have been out here, harrasing divinity and demons alike for GENERATIONS on behalf of a Good Time, the Lols, and probably Humanity if they can be arsed and you make a good case.
W... What chance would there even BE of at least like? HALF those f*ckers(conflicted but affectionate) NOT becoming Realms Ghosts? With the sh*t they're exposed too? With THEIR luck??
You think DEATH can trick them? Take them away for good? Take away the local Rat B@stard, Tricks Gods Just To See If He Can, Fate Is My Second Mistress and I Cuckold Glory On Your Mother's Bed, Constantine?
They run down main street, *ss in the breeze, wearing someone else's shirt and two shoes that don't match, not a stitch else, like run away lovers. Let Death TRY and catch them. Sorry, Luv, it's not them, it's definitely you.
..........I bet they're the wooooorst~~✨️
No joke, I bet they set up a whole *ss TOWN of Constantine.
Where the odds are in THEIR favor, gods fear to tread, and reality straight out stops working right. Like Diagonal Ally for B*stards, extended to a whole floating island. Everyone's related. It's Chaos. They can barely stand each other. Would sell each other for a toothpick.
Mess with ANY off them... and you can kiss your afterlife good bye.
They have NO neighbors because both no ones dumb enough to get NEAR them AND no one can stand to be around that many Constantines at once. The physical Manifestation of Fate wants to take the whole LOT of the handsy F*CKS to court for child support and a restraining order.
Somehow... they keep getting Earth Booze.
They SHOULDN'T have access. It's been anywhere from decade to centuries since they died. Millennium for a few. Howms't The F*CK, do they keep getting cheap gin and vodka? Bourbon and beer? Even the odd fruity cocktail for funnies.
Please... PLEASE! Tell the Zone at large, that their innate birthright powers STOPPED at Death. They... they are just REALLY good at smuggling right? Excellent con men?
Tell us they can't f*ckin PREDICT AND INFLUENCE Natural Portals!!!
*smug sipping noises from a large room full of Dead @ssholes*
Okay... They Won't Tell You~ 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Now! I hear you ask? Why are John's Terrible, Terrible, God Awful Ghostly Relatives relevant? Absurdly powerful as they are... they seem to take the afterlife as an extended "Ha! GET F*CKED, DEMONS WHO WANTED MY SOUL!" Vacation/Family get together.
Minded their business and expected everyone to mind THEIRS, or ELSE.
Didn't give two solitary SH*TS that Pariah woke from his little nappy-poo to cause a tantrum. After all, in their family? When DOESN'T some "great and terrible Power That Be" get itself in a snit? Meh... it's baby Johnny's turn to clean sh*t up. Best of luck to 'im~!
But THEN!
They must've been drinking... making out with their equally terrible and bamf trainwreck significant others... sitting around playing "who can cheat best at cards"... when? Huh.
Never seen the Fate and The Odds... STRANGLE like that.
Billions of billions of What-Ifs, Maybes, Could-bes, and more... suddenly YANKED towards a single spot. The allowance of Only One Outcome. Almost like what they can do, but... not, WRONG, per say...
Just... impossible.
There's NEVER.. JUST one way this plays out. You can control the big notes. The script. But the details and set dressing will always decide themselves.
NO ONE can just... Decide What Will Happen. And yet?
...............was....... was that Little Johnny? Has to be. Right? Where's his old man? Oi! Was that your Kid??! John's closest relatives are baffled. Nope. They can still feel him laying a beat down on some demon in Norway. So then? Who?
How?
Well mark them CURIOUS(tm).
They decide to actually get up. Put their various drinks and cards down. Put pants on. Somebody's done something... INTERESTING(TM) and they want to know what's up. So? Off they trot.
It's traumatizing for everyone who sees them. The Constantines have breached f*ckin B*stard Containment and are spilling into the Zone. On this! The DAY Pariah Waged A War! THEY JUST GOT RID OF HIM!
And Danny? His everything hurts. The Eyeballs are starting to come out of the woodwork and ARGUE about him like he's not even there. He's DANGEROUS blah blah blah. Give them the crown. Right now! Etc etc.
Somethings telling him not too.
It's... it's HIS isn't it? Has been for centuries and seconds. And... and... everyone one of him is King. There is only one of him. The Zone covers all the multiverse and all of the Hims that were and aren't here and helped and... and...! His head is starting to hurt.
But the more they try to push him to hand it over, the less he feels like unhanding the dang gaudy thing. No. His now. He'll use it as a DOOR stopper if he dang well feels like it! Stop yelling.
Then all these blonde ghosts saunter in... and all he can think is "F*ck. I think they noticed."
Huh?
@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites @bjurnberg @the-witchhunter @hdgnj
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if i speak. if i speak on the way Won's father cuts off his intro speech at the board meeting bc he wants him to get to the point about how they're going to make more money with regards to the future of the hotel i will be here all night. i do not want to be here all night so i will refrain but. my God. i need to punch something
#tv: king the land#king the land#lee junho#junho 2pm#kdrama#local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#and then he proceeds to f*ck sh*t up by pulling out the management contracts to the tune of ₩35 billion.#cut them loose. cut all of those f*ckers loose we don't need them#not even his father looking at him like he saw his mother all over again and then promoting him to be in charge of the hotel#can change my mind we need to let go of the toxic people in our lives and he is one of them
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Luke: Solomon ya damn mother f*cker
Everyone else watching him make the flower boy at Slomon's and Your’e wedding: …
Luke: I said you’re not my dad one time—
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me x reader#obey me x mc#obey me x gender neutral reader#obey me otome#obey me oneshot#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me mc#obey me luke#obey me solomon#om! mc#om! luke#om! solomon#solomon x reader#solomon x mc#solomon obey me#obey me solomon x reader#obey me solomon x mc#mc obey me#luke obey me#mc om#luke om#solomon om#obey me au
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MOTHER F*CKER | Patrick Zweig
summary ⇝ Patrick is a local mechanic, and when you come it to get your car checked, he’s in love, but when your little baby girl comes into the frame, Patrick can safely say you’re one hot MILF!
warnings ⇝ language, smut! p in v, unprotected sex, breeding kink (well duh), daddy kink if you squint, RUSHED ENDING, it’s actually a little cutesy fanfic. mdni
sorry it’s like my shortest fic 🙁
based off this request here!
Patrick is working as a mechanic, and one day you bring your car in because it's been making these weird sounds.
And when you climbed out the vehicle, Patrick thinks you're hot. You're maybe a little bit younger than him but by good heavens he thinks you're in your prime, and when he sees your little girl climb out the car, interested in looking around the shop in childlike wonder, he almost groans.
You must be taken, a mother who's probably married and is that gorgeous? Yep.
He smiles, wiping the grease off his hands and onto the old towel around his neck before approaching you both. "Hey, ladies. What brings you in?" He asks with a kind smile, glancing between the two of you.
You blink up at him and smile, your hand holding your daughters. "Hi, I came in because my car is making funny sounds. I know it's an old car but not that old. Is it fine if you have a look or do I need to book an appointment or...?"
He nods, holding back a little smirk at the sight of you holding your daughter's hand. "Yeah, I could have a look. There might be a bit of a wait though, if you're cool with that." He glances down at your little girl who seems to be distracted by an old car parked off to the side.
You nod. "No, it's fine. Hazel and I will go wait outside." You shrugged, looking down at your carbon copy.
He nods and watches you walk out, keeping his eyes trained on your figure as you go. Once you're through the doors, he turns his attention away from the entrance and over to the car you just brought in, popping the hood and beginning the inspection.
As he works away at your car, he finds himself stealing glances every now and then through the garage doors as your little girl runs around the parking lot.
Watching her make daisy chains out of the weeds while you look over old cars, he can't help but think you're even more beautiful in the natural lighting.
After about 45 minutes, Patrick wipes off the last of the grease and closes the hood. Before heading to the entrance to find you, he takes a deep breath and tries to compose himself a little bit. His eyes stay on the parking lot, keeping watch for you and your daughter.
He finally spots you sitting on the curb, your daughter settled into your lap sound asleep as you quietly hum a tune, running your fingers through her hair. He stood there a few feet away, debating whether he should interrupt you or not.
After a few beats of contemplation, he figures he should go and get you. He starts with a few quiet steps towards you before making enough noise to get your attention.
You look up and smile at him. "Finished?"
He smiles back, nodding as he stops in front of you. "Mhm. You've got a loose alternator cable. And as for the sound, it seems like the problem is with your exhaust."
You frown. "Oh, how long will that take to get fixed?"
He runs a hand over his chin, "If I order the part, it should only take a couple days, hopefully. Do you have a way to get around in the meantime?" He asks, his eyes trained on your sleeping daughter in your arms.
You nibble on your bottom lip. "I can call my sister."
He lets out a soft chuckle, "Or I can give you and your little one a ride home. It looks like you've got your hands full there." He says, nodding towards the girl asleep on your lap.
You glance down at her then back up at him. You didn't really have much of a choice, and he seemed friendly enough.
If need be, you did carry a taser in your bag. "Yes, please? That would be great."
He smiles, the corner of his eyes crinkling just a little bit with it. "Alright. 'll help you to the car." He says, offering his hand to help you up.
You happily took it, feeling his calluses scrape your fingers. He helped you up, his hand slipping away as to not linger too much. He starts a slow pace away from the garage, looking back every few seconds to make sure you're following him.
After passing through the main doors to the lot, he leads you over to a large black pickup truck. Opening the passenger door, he gestures for you to get in, his eyes focused on you.
Once you're settled in, he closes the door behind you. He circles around to the driver's side, keeping an eye on you and your daughter through the windshield as he climbs into the vehicle.
You decide if you should tell this man your address, then again if someone breaks in, you know the name of the company he works at, so you tell him.
He nods, repeating it quietly after you before starting the car. He glances over at your daughter again. "So, how old is she?"
"She just turned two in September." You tell him, with a small smile
He hums quietly, a small smile forming on his own lips. "She's a cutie, got her mama's looks." He says as he begins the drive to your address.
You couldn't help the small chuckle that left your lips. "That she is."
The car falls into a comfortable silence as the drive continues. He watches the road as he drives, stealing the occasional glance at you from out the corner of his eye.
After not too long, he pulls up in front of your house, looking out through the windshield at the small and cozy home.
"Are we here?" He asks, cutting the engine before turning to glance at you again.
You nod. "Yes, thank you so much."
He smiles, unbuckling his seatbelt. "It's no problem." He says, opening the car door and climbing out. He circles around to your side, opening up your door before holding out his hand to help you and your sleeping little girl out.
Once all three of you have exited the car, he closes the passenger door before facing you again. He can't help but be drawn to how soft you look, a warm and content smile on your lips as you hold your sleeping daughter tightly in your arms. Patrick clears his throat. "So, uh, you should tell your husband about your car, wouldn't want him worried, right?"
You blink a couple times, a little startled before you realize what he's insinuating. "Oh," you murmur, a small laugh slipping past your lips. "I actually don't have a husband." You say with a small smile.
He blinks at your confession, the realization slowly settling in. "Oh, really?" He asks, his hand moving up to idly rub the back of his neck. His heart seems to skip a beat when he considers the implications of that sentence.
You nod again. "Yeah, didn't work out, but at least he still tries to look after our daughter."
He nods as he listens, his heart beating a little faster at the knowledge that not only are you absolutely stunning, beautiful, and gorgeous, you're also single. He can faintly feel a blush beginning to travel across his cheeks so he looks away for a second, taking a deep breath to compose himself.
Patrick cleared his throat again, his hand still rubbing the back of his neck as he looks back at you. "You make for an amazing mom though, considering your little girl seems as sweet as they come."
"Thank you, I do try."
He smiles again, his eyes roaming over your figure one more time before nodding towards your front door. "Well, I better let you get inside before it gets late. It was a pleasure meeting you."
You nod. "You too, I'll be back at the shop in a week? It was about a week you said, right? If not, uh, I’ll give you my cell for you to phone when my cars finished."
He nods, feeling a little disappointed to have to wait for you to return to the shop but he doesn't show it, instead continuing to give you a friendly smile.
"Yeah, it'll probably take about a week for the part to get here. Here, let me get my phone. Gimme a sec..." He said, taking a few steps back before digging into the pocket of his jeans and pulling out his phone. He walks back over to you. "Here, just put your number in there, l'll give you a call when the cars done."
You shift your daughter to your one hip while reaching for his phone with your now free hand
He hands it over, watching as you begin to type into his phone with a small smile on his lips. His eyes flit between your own and your little one, who's still fast asleep against your shoulder.
"All done." You smile, handing him back his phone.
He takes it back from you, holding it for a few beats too long before he pockets it again. He can't help but feel a little breathless at your smile, his heart racing a little faster than it should. "Uh, I guess I'll see you in a week then."
And he does. Patrick also was sly, so while he fixed the more serious parts of your car, he'd lightly mess up another, just enough to have you concerned but nothing major, only to see you again in his shop (he charged you 30% of what other customers had to just because of his other alterations)
You start to notice the increase of issues with your car every few months and have to make the frequent trips back to the shop. But the thing that changes is the way the handsome mechanic, Patrick, seems to behave around you. He's a little more sly, a little more cocky and a little more flirty as time goes on. You can't help but notice the change.
And so it was no wonder when you began to get flustered around him, drawn to his flirty remarks and lingering touches.
The way you'd react to his flirting only feeds his ego, driving him a little more wild and crazy each time. The way you'd blush and stutter, trying to keep your cool would only make him want to push your buttons more, to have you flustered and squirming for him.
Eventually, you two started seeing each other, he'd take you on little dates while your sister baby sat, or the three of you would do something altogether.
As your relationship with Patrick grows, he's more and more drawn in by you. He loves spending time with you but seeing vou interact with Hazel and vice versa, seeing how you are as a mother makes him want you in a whole other way.
Was it too quick for Patrick to want to put a ring on your finger? Yes. But you two weren't getting younger.
He knew he was moving a little fast but he can't help it. You make him crazy, make him want things he hasn't dared to think about for too long while staring at your lips, your neck, your wrists... he was gonna marry you if it was the last thing he ever did.
He eventually moved in (bills were equally split). He's living in your home, sharing your bed, your shower, your kitchen. And he could honestly say he's never been so happy. He's got a beautiful fiancé who's also the most caring, perfect woman he's ever met. It almost makes his life perfect.
Almost.
Except now he needs to claim you. Mark you as his. So it's no wonder when he has you on all fours, arched back and sobbing while you're taking his cock, relentlessly bullying your cunt. "Shh-h-h, ma. Don't wanna wake Hazel up, do you?" He asks, pulling at your hair and feeling you clamp around him.
Your little girl is asleep in the other room, and Patrick knows you're trying your hardest to keep quiet so as not to disturb her. But he doesn't want to make it easy for you. He grips your hip a little tighter with one hand while the other starts moving along your back, feeling every inch of your skin under his fingers.
His pace picks up, his eyes never leaving your body as his gaze travels over your arching figure. "You sound so good, ma. Trying really hard to keep that pretty mouth of yours quiet while I breed this cunt. Gonna knock you up nice. Don't you wanna make me a daddy?"
The mention of getting you pregnant has your stomach in knots. You can't help but whimper, your brain trying to come up with a coherent answer. "Y-Yes! Wanna to make you a daddy real bad."
His hand moves down your body, resting on the soft flesh of your stomach. "Yeah, ma? You want me to fill you up? Get you pregnant with our baby?" He asks, his voice a little rougher than before.
You moan, feeling your heart and pussy flutter. "Fuck, yes. Need to...to..."
"Need to what? Need to take my cum in your sweet, needy little hole? Need to have me fill you up until you're leaking? Want me to breed you real good? I'll do it. I'm gonna fill you up so good, you'd never forget who your daddy is."
Your heart hammers against your chest, his words making a knot tighten in your gut as a shiver runs up your spine. "Yes, please, need you to, want you to fill me up!"
"Want to have my baby?" He asks, giving your hips a light little smack. "Want me to knock you up nice and good?" You could only nod, feeling your lower belly stir. Feeling you nod eagerly has him groaning quietly. "You're gonna look so damn pretty pregnant, ma." He growls, his fingers gripping you a bit tighter like he was holding onto you for dear life.
You could feel his hips stutter.
"Gonna be so sweet on you, ma. I'll spoil you so damn much. My sweet little wife, all filled up with my baby. I...oh." He moans, his pace becoming a bit less steady as his fingers flex on your hips.
You felt him spill inside you, never feeling as full as you did. That feeling alone pushed you to your own orgasm.
Patrick held you against him while you trembled through your own release, his eyes watching your body shaking under his touch. His breath felt heavy, his own heartbeat a little too fast as he watched you. His hand slid up your back, coming to a rest between your shoulder blades before his lips made contact with your skin, leaving a soft kiss there. "Think it worked?" He asks quietly.
"There's only one way to find out..." You said through a grin, voice breathless.
He lets out a small chuckle, his lips moving over to your neck. "Guess we'll have to try and try again until it does." He murmurs before nipping your skin gently.
You anchored yourself into the bed, preparing for a long night ahead of you when a high-pitched voice called out for you.
"Mama!"
Just a few words was all it took to have reality setting in. The two of you freeze, your heart beating a little faster as the realization of what you were doing just a moment ago dawns on you. Patrick slowly pulls back, sitting up and away from you on the bed, his eyes glancing at the door.
"Well, duty calls." You mumble, standing up on wobbly legs to grab your gown and wrapping it around yourself.
He watches you get up after a few beats, admiring the sight of you in your gown before he slowly gets up himself, grabbing the pair of boxers he laid on the bed only a few hours before. Once you're both decent, he opens the door for you so you can go to your daughter.
Hazel's in her bed, her big eyes staring up at the ceiling and her tiny hands grasping a handful of her blanket. She turns her head towards you when she hears you walk in. "Mama? Thirsty."
You felt your bottom eyelid twitch, but nonetheless you smiled. "Okay, baby. I'll go get you some water."
She gave you a small nod and a sleepy smile while you made a mental note to remind her that she's not supposed to get out of bed whenever she's thirsty.
You were about to exit the room when you heard her tiny voice once more.
"Mama?" You turned back around to her. She looked at you with those big, innocent eyes of hers. "Read me a story, please?" She asks quietly.
You let out a soft sigh. "Okay, my angel. I'll go get you water while you pick out a book."
Her face immediately lights up at your answer, a smile stretching across her lips and revealing her missing two front teeth. "Okay!" She eagerly responds before crawling over to dig through the pile of books on the floor next to her bed.
You can't help but shake your head at her eagerness to always have a bedtime story as you leave her room and close the door behind you. Once you're in the hallway, you glance towards the bedroom you and Patrick share, and find him sitting on the bed, a bemused look on his face.
"Wait until it's your own child calling for their dad." You told him with a pointed look before turning and disappearing to the kitchen.
Patrick just lets out a quiet chuckle, he can't wait for that day to come. He grins to himself as he leans back against the pillows behind him, his mind filled with the idea of a miniature version of you or him or both calling him 'Dad'.
The thought alone has his heart clenching a little.
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