#morty Seinfeld

[misterparadigm]

*cue synth bass*

Had a lot of fun with this one. I'm particularly proud of Newman, and he was the fastest one to caricaturize. Only took about ten minutes.

Elaine took forever.

[coolscreenshotsbro]

[cashthecomposer]

Be sure to tag with the series you're rating, and reblog for sample size!!!

[larphis]

I’m pretty sure at least half of my preferred tv shows would have ended sooner and better for everyone if someone just dragged the main characters/‘s ass/es to a proper therapist as soon as they showed their first wave of red flags.

[mydaddywiki]

Barney Martin

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)

Barney Martin (March 3, 1923 – March 21, 2005; aged 82) was an American actor, best known for playing Morty Seinfeld, father of Jerry, on the sitcom Seinfeld (1991-1998). He also played supporting roles in Mel Brooks's The Producers (1967), and the Dudley Moore comedy Arthur (1981). He originated the role of Amos Hart (Mr. Cellophane) in the 1976 Broadway production of Chicago.

Born in the New York City borough of Queens, Martin served as a navigator in the Air Force during World War II before starting a 20-year career as a New York City police detective. In the 1950s, he began writing on the side for comedy shows before being discovered for films by Mel Brooks, who cast him in The Producers.

I first discovered him on an episode of Mama’s Family where he was shirtless and I had a boner for him ever since.

Martin died on March 21, 2005 in Studio City, CA at the age of 82. Survivors include his wife of 63 years, Catherine Martin; a son; two grandsons; and two great-grandsons.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Seinfeld (1989) Arthur (1981) Hot Stuff (1979) The Producers (1967)

[seinfeld-today]

Kramer and Newman compete to win the Nathan’s hotdog eating contest. George’s father wants a “destination funeral.” The guy at the security desk only tells Elaine she “looks nice today” when her hair is straightened. Jerry gets banned from Uber.

Frank would leave George explicit instructions to schedule his funeral for a day that would inconvenience Morty Seinfeld as much as humanly possible. It'd be his final act of petty revenge.

[writingquestionsanswered]

How would I write different types of humor? Like cynical, snarky, sassy, etc.

Like, my male character has a cynical sense of humor but I'm not too sure how to write it. Please help, and thank you!

Writing Different Types of Humor

Your best bet is to research these specific types of humor, or at least the ones you want to use in your story, to learn what that type of humor is and how it differs from other types of humor. For example, cynical humor is humor that is bitter, sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, and pessimistic. You can also read about the underlying mindset--cynicism, sarcasm, snark, for example--to learn more about when and why people are like that. So, cynicism is typically used as a defense mechanism because it deflects criticism, avoids vulnerability, and can be a bit of a power move. So, someone engaging in cynical humor is likely doing it for those reasons.

As far as actually portraying the humor--knowing exactly what the character should say and when--you'll want to seek out TV shows and movies with characters known for that type of humor. For example, a search for "cynical movie characters" lists Melvin Udall from As Good As It Gets, Tyler Durden from Fight Club, and Llewyn Davis from Inside Llewyn Davis as examples. A search for "cynical TV comedies" suggests It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, and Rick and Morty. So, spending some time watching a variety of shows and movies with cynical characters and cynical humor is a great way to learn what qualifies, get specific examples, and learn the nuance and timing.

Have fun with your research!

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The Pitiful Power of Jerry Smiths.

Why the Self-Made Victim Is More Dangerous Than You Think.

We've all encountered them: the people who carry their misfortune around like a badge, somehow always down on their luck, yet always seeming to receive a healthy dose of sympathy. They’re the Jerry Smiths of the world—the ones who’d rather blame the universe than change their habits, finding comfort in the pity of others.

Meet the "Jerry Smiths" of the World

Take Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty, for example. Here’s a guy who’s mastered the art of being pitiful. He clings to self-deprecation like it’s a lifeboat, avoiding responsibility with the confidence of someone who knows they’ll be bailed out. And somehow, it works. People feel just sorry enough for Jerry to keep him afloat. But Jerry’s type isn’t confined to the cartoon world.

Pop culture loves these characters. Look at Milhouse from The Simpsons, forever the hapless friend, or George Costanza in Seinfeld, always dramatizing his victimhood to manipulate people. It’s easy to laugh, but these personalities highlight a deeper truth: playing the victim can be a surprisingly powerful tactic.

The Self-Made Victim: Weak or Subtly Dangerous?

It might seem like the Jerry Smiths of the world are harmless. They’re not angry, not outwardly villainous—they’re just... unfortunate. But that’s the thing. Behind that constant “woe is me” facade lies a subtle form of manipulation. Psychologists call this “learned helplessness,” where someone consciously (or unconsciously) begins leaning into their own weaknesses because it’s easier than facing their issues.

When people stay in this victim mindset, they find ways to siphon attention, energy, and sometimes resources from others. They learn that pity can be a powerful currency. Historian Robert Caro once noted how certain politicians—cough Nero—leaned into victimhood to manipulate public sentiment. Blaming the Christians for the Great Fire of Rome, Nero sidestepped accountability and weaponized the public’s pity. Ancient or modern, this is a character tactic that works.

Victim-Minded People in Fiction

It’s no wonder fiction is full of these personalities—they’re based on the kinds of people we meet in real life. Jerry and Milhouse might be funny, but they reveal how quickly pity can turn into power when wielded by the right person.

Consider Tom Smykowski in Office Space. He’s constantly complaining about the unfairness of his work situation. Eventually, he gets sympathy (and a hefty settlement), proving that pity has its perks. Or take George Costanza, who turns his insecurities into manipulative ploys, often to hilarious but subtly unsettling effect.

This pattern teaches us something important: the self-made victim might appear powerless, but they’re capable of reshaping the world around them in their favor—if only through the sympathetic hearts of others.

The Cost of Carrying a Victim-Minded Friend

Here’s the problem: victim-minded people are exhausting. They’re like emotional sponges, draining energy from those around them without ever contributing to solutions. If you’ve ever felt worn out after interacting with someone who constantly plays the victim, you’re not alone. Self-help authors like Brene Brown have noted that constant pity can be a form of “compassion fatigue”—we simply have a limit to how much we can give.

Historically, even emperors and kings complained of these “energy vampires.” Consider Caligula, who was famously manipulative and often evoked pity as a form of control. This behavior might not come with grand Roman stakes in our own lives, but the emotional toll is real.

The Risks of Attracting Victim-Minded People

It’s surprisingly easy to end up with these people in our social circles, especially if you’re empathetic. Victim-minded people are drawn to compassionate types—they know a soft heart when they see one. And while it’s natural to want to help, it’s important to recognize when helping turns into enabling.

Victim-minded people often excel at storytelling, turning their lives into a series of unfortunate events where they’re always the wronged party. They shift from “I can’t believe this happened to me” to “Isn’t it just like me to have bad luck?” and, somehow, we buy it. Pity becomes a form of currency, and we’re left footing the bill.

So, How Do You Shield Yourself?

Here’s the truth: you can be compassionate without being a doormat...

Firstly, spot the patterns: The easiest way to recognize a victim-minded person is to look for consistency. Do they always have a new misfortune to share? Do they ever take accountability for the situation, or is it always someone else’s fault?

Secondly, set boundaries: Self-made victims often push for more time and emotional investment than they deserve. It’s okay to say “I’m sorry you’re going through this,” without following it up with hours of free therapy.

There's more, encourage empowerment, Not Pity: If you feel comfortable, gently encourage them to think of solutions rather than problems. If they start talking about what happened to them, ask them what they’re planning to do next. Victim-minded people don’t want to solve things, but shifting the conversation to solutions can give them a moment of pause.

Lastly, know when to walk away: Some people simply don’t want help—they want attention. And it’s okay to walk away if someone isn’t interested in changing or moving forward. You’re not obligated to carry someone else’s emotional load indefinitely.

Sympathy vs. Pity

Pity, when weaponized, can be as toxic as any manipulation tactic. Recognizing this doesn’t mean you lack compassion; it means you’re protecting your emotional health. You have the right to invest your time and energy in people who uplift and inspire, not those who drain you dry.

So the next time you encounter a Jerry Smith in your life, remember:

sometimes the best way to help is simply to let them stand on their own. Pity is a powerful tool—but so is self-preservation.

[velvet4510]

(This is a re-post since last time I accidentally set it for a day instead of a week…)

[angelicguy]

morty seinfeld as a nazi in the producers

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tldr: this is my main blog so there's all kinds of crap here. mostly rick and morty and some other hyperfixations. i don't get to pick what the autism latches onto, luv.

original posts are tagged #my nonsense and art is @space-enbies-inc. when i rb posts i tag the shows/games and characters involved. i don't trigger tag anything at the moment, but feel free to ask if you want something tagged. general blanket content warning (and some other shit) under the cut.

last updated july 2024

content warning: nothing extreme enough to piss off tumblr, but there is very suggestive art and general "horny about that old man" vibes. uncensored slurs (usually ones about lgbt+ people), discussions or depictions of homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, ableism, racism, classism, sexism, and probably some other bigotries tbh. canon typical content (like gore, death, incest jokes because rnm cannot help themselves). loads loads loads of mental health things, suicide, self harm, smoking/drinking/drug use and addiction, depression, anxiety, eating disorders, body dysmorphia, ocd, adhd, autism, overstimulation, meltdowns, dissociation, gender dysphoria, and maybe some other stuff that's not coming to mind? idk for sure.

basically if it happens in rick and morty, bojack horseman, or disco elysium, it can show up on this blog.

i do not ship rick and morty together but a lot of ship art just looks like regular fanart if you don't know any better so it's possible that ive reblogged r1ck0rty before without realizing, apologies if that's the case.

i do ship jerrick and rickcest and like to reblog that kind of stuff. i don't consider those ships to be incestuous but i know that some people do so i figured id give you a heads up.

☆fandom stuff☆

~rick and morty~

~smiling friends~

~gravity falls~

~cyberpunk 2077~

~disco elysium~

~solar opposites~

~king of the hill~

~bob's burgers~

~seinfeld~

~bojack horseman~

☆bio pt2 ig☆

im a 21 year old west virginian.

queer in gender and orientation. what way specifically? who fuckin knows, but im 3 years on testosterone baybeeee!

when i complain about libs that's because im a leftist, not conservative. im sure that's obvious from the everything about me, but ngl i didn't know there was a difference between liberal and leftist till i was like 19 so im certainly not gonna judge people who get that confused.

but yeah, that's all i got for now. asks and dms are open, you're welcome to just drop in my messages and start a conversation about our shared interests or whatever. im no therapist but if you need someone to listen or commiserate in mentally ill solidarity, im here.

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to be watched list (series)

# $#*! My Dad Says (2010–2011) 2 Broke Girls (2011-2017) 3rd Rock from the Sun (1996-2001) 6Teen (2004-2010) 8 Simple Rules… for Dating My Teenage Daughter (2002-2005) 13 Reasons Why (2017-2020) 30 Rock (2006–2013) 101 Dalmatians: The Series (1997-1998)

A According to Jim (2001-2009) Adventure Time (2010-2018) Aladdin (1994-1995) Ally McBeal (1997-2002) American Dragon: Jake Long (2005-2007) Anger Management (2012-2014) Archer (2009-2023) As Told by Ginger (2000-2009) Atypical (2017-2021) Austin & Ally (2011-2016) Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008) Awkward. (2011-2016)

B Batman: The Animated Series (1992–1995) Black-ish (2014-2022) Blockbuster (2022) Bluey (2018-) Bob's Burgers (2011-) BoJack Horseman (2014–2020) Boy Meets World (1993-2000) Braceface (2001-2006) Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (2004-2007) Broad City (2014-2019) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013-2021) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

C CatDog (1998-2005) Charmed (1998-2006) Community (2009-2015) Cougar Town (2009-2015) Coupling (2000-2004)

D Daria (1997-2002) Dead Like Me (2003-2004) Derry Girls (2018-2022) Disenchantment (2018-2023) Doctor Who (2005-) Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (2012-2013) Drake & Josh (2004-2007)

E Ellen (1994-1998) Emily in Paris (2020-) Everybody Hates Chris (2005-2009) Everybody Loves Raymond (1996-2005) Everything Sucks! (2018)

F Family Guy (1999– ) Fillmore! (2002-2004) Fleabag (2016-2019) Frasier (1993-2004) Freaks and Geeks (1999–2000) Fresh Off the Boat (2015–2020) Full House (1987-1995) Futurama (1999-)

G Game of Thrones (2011-2019) Gilmore Girls (2000-2007) Ginny & Georgia (2021-) Girl Meets World (2014-2017) Go On (2012-2013) Good Luck, Charlie (2010-2014) Gossip Girl (2007-2012) Gravity Falls (2012-2016) Grim & Evil (2001-2007)

H Hacks (2021-) Hannah Montana (2006-2011) Hercules (1998-1999) House (2004–2012) Home Economics (2021-2023) Home Improvement (1991-1999) Hot in Cleveland (2010-2015) How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014) How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) (2019-)

I I Am Not Okay with This (2020) iCarly (2007-2012) I Love Lucy (1951-1957) Inside Job (2021–2022) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005-)

J Joey (2004–2006)

K K.C. Undercover (2015-2018) Kevin Can Wait (2016-2018) Killing Eve (2018-2022) Kim Possible (2002-2007) King of the Hill (1997-2010)

L Liv and Maddie (2013-2017) Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003-2006) Lizzie McGuire (2001-2004) Louie (2010-2015)

M Mad About You (1992-2019) Magnum, P.I. (1980-1988) Malcolm in the Middle (2000-2006) Man vs. Bee (2022) Man with a Plan (2016-220) Maude (1972-1978) Melissa & Joey (2010-2015) Mike & Molly (2010-2016) Modern Family (2009-2020) Monk (2002–2009) Mr. Bean (1990-1995) Mr. Bean (2002-2019) Mr. Sunshine (2011-2012) My Name Is Earl (2005-2009)

N New Girl (2011-2018) Not Dead Yet (2023-)

O Once Upon a Time (2011-2018)

P Parks & Recreation (2009–2015) Party Down (2009-) Pepper Ann (1997-2000) Popeye the Sailor (1960-1962) Pretty Little Liars (2010-2017) Pretty Smart (2021)

Q

R Recess (1997-2001) Regular Show (2010-2017) Rick and Morty (2013–) Rules of Engagement (2007-2013) Russian Doll (2019-)

S Sabrina: The Animated Series (1999-2000) Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (1996-2003) Sam & Cat (2013-2014) Saved by the Bell (1989-1992) Schitt's Creek (2015-2020) Scooby Doo, Where Are You! (1969-1978) Sean Saves the World (2013-2014) Sex and the City (1998-2004) Seinfeld (1989-1998) Shake It Up (2010-2013) Shameless (2011-2021) Silicon Valley (2014-2019) Single Parents (2018-2020) Skins (2007–2013) So Help Me Todd (2022-) Space Force (2020-2022) Speechless (2016-2019) SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) Squid Game (2021-) Stranger Things (2016-2025) Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (2006-2007) Suburgatory (2011-2014) Superior Donuts (2017-2018) Superstore (2015-2021)

T That '70s Show (1998-2006) That '90s Show (2023-) That's So Raven (2003-2007) The Brady Binch (1969-1974) The Crew (2021) The Ellen Show (2001-2002) The Emperor's New School (2006-2008) The End of the F***ing World (2017-2019) The Flight Attendant (2020-2022) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990-1996) The Golden Girls (1985-1992) The Golden Palace (1992-1993) The IT Crowd (2006-2013) The King of Queens (1998-2007) The Last Dance (2020) The Legend of Tarzan (2001-2003) The Little Mermaid (1992-1994) The Loud House (2014-) The Neighborhood (2018-) The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006-2023) The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988-1991) The Odd Couple (2015-2017) The Office UK (2001-2003) The Pink Panther Show (1969-1970) The Powerpuff Girls (1998-2004) The Replacements (2006-2022) The Suite Life on Deck (2008-2011) The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005-2008) The Twilight Zone (1959–1964) The Umbrella Academy (2019-2024) The Upshaws (2021-) The White Lotus (2021-2025) The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (2022) Timon & Pumbaa (1995-1999) Tiny Beautiful Things (2023) Totally Spies! (2001-2014) Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

U Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015-2020) Unstable (2023-)

V Veep (2012-2019)

W Web Therapy (2011-2015) Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-1979) Wednesday (2022-) What I Like About You (2002-2006) Whitney (2011–2013) Will & Grace (1998-2020) W.I.T.C.H. (2004-2006) Wizards of Waverly Place (2007-2012)

X Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001)

Y Young & Hungry (2014-2018)

Z

[abysscronica]

Nerdy 2023 summary

I know no one cares for this, but I have fun making it and this is my blog soooo... here it is anyway.

Anime

Jujutsu Kaisen - season 2 ★★★★☆

Vinland Saga - season 2 ★★★☆☆

My Hero Academia - season 6 ★★★☆☆

Record of Ragnarok - season 1 & 2 ★★☆☆☆

Hunter x Hunter, Phantom Rouge - movie ★★★☆☆

Demon Slayer - season 3 ★★★☆☆

Evangelion 1.0 to 3.0+1.0 - movies ☆☆☆☆☆

Aggretsuko - season 5 ★★★☆☆

One Piece Film: Red - movie ★★☆☆☆

The Way of the Househusband - season 2 ★☆☆☆☆

Manga & Comics

One Piece ★★★★☆

Vinland Saga ★★★★★

Chainsaw Man ★★★★☆

My Hero Academia ★★☆☆☆

Blue is the Warmest Colour ★★☆☆☆

Books (2023 summary here)

Series

Rick and Morty - season 6 & 7 ★★★★☆

The Legend of Korra ★★★☆☆

The Legend of Vox Machina - season 2 ★★☆☆☆

The Dragon Prince - season 4 & 5 ★★☆☆☆

Questo Mondo non mi Renderà Cattivo ★★★☆☆

One Piece Live Action ★★★☆☆

What If...? - season 1 ★★★☆☆

Loki - season 2 ★★☆☆☆

Secret Invasion ★★★☆☆

Gen V ★★★★★

Carnival Row - season 2 ★★★☆☆

Shadow and Bone - season 2 ★★★☆☆

Alice in Borderland - season 2 ★★★★☆

The Mandalorian - season 3 ★☆☆☆☆

Ahsoka ☆☆☆☆☆

Gilmore Girls - season 1 to 6 ★★☆☆☆

Seinfeld ★★☆☆☆

Modern Family ★★★★☆

And Just Like That - season 2 ★☆☆☆☆

How I Met your Father - season 2 ★★☆☆☆

Beef ★★★★★

You - season 4 ★★☆☆☆

Killing Eve ★★★☆☆

The Crown ★★★★☆

When They See Us ★★★☆☆

Movies and shorts (main)

Avatar 2 - The Way of Water ★★☆☆☆

Licantropus (MCU) ★★★★☆

The Guardians of the Galaxy 3 (MCU) ★★★★☆

Antman and the Wasp - Quantumania ★★☆☆☆

Everything Everywhere All at Once ★★★☆☆

Fractured ★★☆☆☆

La La Land ★★★★☆

the Before trilogy ★★☆☆☆

Blue is the Warmest Colour ★★★☆

A Silent Place 1 & 2 ★★★☆

Prey ★★★★☆

Puss in Boots 2 ★★★★☆

Travels

Greece

Spain

Italy

[dykemcqueen]

speaking of seinfeld a few wks ago my fav seinfeld fanfic author wrote a new BANGER so i left a long ass comment for the third time or whatever as i Must. they are very concise with words & post rarely so i never really expect a response which is just fine by me. but the next day i saw they had left kudos on my rick and morty fic and it truly meant so much like. big brain see big brain fr

[rot10fruits]

please dont be an asshole or a hater on my blog especially racists and anti-lgbtq, please fuck off

[also under 16 tread lightly / mostly dni cuz i talk about wild shit sometimes. plus my fave shows are rated tv-14]

this is my "stuff" blog. just everything i like that i also want to keep aside from my other more focused blogs.

i'm 18. i use she/her pronouns. i am bisexual. i have a masc nb partner of 5 years who is the light of my life. i am mixed white and ojibwe/odawa. i live in the very top of the pnw and love that fresh air. i am autistic and suffer from agoraphobia.

please follow me if u don't meet any of the prior criteria and are into this stuff :

american dad, king of the hill, futurama, bobs burgers, rick and morty, family guy, the simpsons, south park, dan vs., aqua teen hunger force, smiling friends, xavier renegade angel, my name is earl, trailer park boys, it's always sunny in philadelphia, seinfeld

[i do not partake in discourse about any media, my favorite shows can regularly make fun of marginalized groups or concepts and while i understand how harmful it can be and that it will make people uncomfortable - i am also part of some of those marginalized groups and i can still find the humor and/or ignorance within it. i see no reason to police the things that other people watch on tv]

[i take adult animation very seriously, i am deeply attached to american dad (and king of the hill/ family guy but to lesser degrees) and have been since childhood. it is my main special interest. i rewatch episodes literally every day of my life and have for about 4 years. i am in the process of writing my own fan episodes. my favorite characters are haley and roger, but i love the whole smith family.]

my little pony g4, adventure time, amazing world of gumball, craig of the creek, total drama, teen titans and teen titans go, chowder, regular show, victorious, icarly, the garfield show, most pokémon shows

aggretsuko, panty and stocking, mob psycho 100, one punch man, dr. stone. (i was a major anime and manga fan in 2014-2016 - blue exorcist, soul eater, the devil is a part timer, free!, ouran high school host club, food wars, sword art online, fruits basket, tokyo mew mew just to name a few). i have recently gotten into the precure series, with my favorites being tropical rouge, delicious party, and kirakira a la mode.

shopkins, squishmallows, tokidoki, rainbow high dolls , num noms (r.i.p) and other random cute toys and plush

casual to gourmet cooking / gastronomy (big fan of sweets of all kinds)

vampires (i am also a sanguinarian vampire and focus more on that at my blog @sanguinep0wer), gothic literature, gothic fashion genres, gothic horror, kawaii culture, visual kei

the sims 4, world of warcraft, tf2, minecraft, stardew valley, am overwatch 1 veteran, indie horror games. used to be into comic books but only DC (teen titans were my fave)

goth music aka darkwave, post punk, gothic/doom metal. also into numetal, experimental, and spooky sounding electro pop. (aural vampire, the cure, tiamat, to/die/for, cradle of filth, sisters of mercy , insane clown posse, aphex twin etc) some breakcore, and mid to late 2000's rap/pop music, sometimes nightcore'd. (akon, eminem, britney spears, rihanna, etc). i also used to be really really into vocaloid, i am still but much less so. my music taste is kinda all over the place honestly but i like what i like

i am interested in spirituality, specifically law of attraction and manifestation. i also am kinda starting to get back into ritual "witchcraft" worship of Dionysus but im trying to get as close to original/proper sources as possible before officially starting

i am also super into art specifically abstract and surrealism / dreamlike paintings, i use both dark harsh colors and softer pastel colors depending on what i'm trying to convey. i am planning a large project for april or may this year

[if i use improper terminology when talking about my interests pls be kind i am incredibly socially awkward and really don't get the chance to interact with fellow interest community members so i may not be up to date on everything. i am always looking for more friends! thank u for reading this far :) ]