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Francine cute

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Who do I gotta impress to get on to American Dad

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Good morning USA, i got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day with American Dad! Greatest Hits album by Walt Disney Records.

Streaming TOMORROW on Spotify,Deezer,YouTube Music,Amazon Music,TIDAL,Pandora,Apple Music & iTunes

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american dad halloween episodes list

with the spooky season around the corner i wanted to compile episodes that i think are perfect for the season!

the following are halloween themed episodes as well as non halloween themed episodes that fit the season too!

finances with wolves (s1e18)

phantom of the telethon (s4e7)

100 A.D. (s6e1)

best little horror house in langley falls (s6e3)

hot water (s7e1)

hurricane! (s7e2)

stan's best friend (s7e14)

ricky spanish (s7e17)

love american dad style (s8e1)

killer vacation (s8e2)

blood crieth unto heaven (s8e10)

poltergasm (s9e2)

vision: inpossible (s9e9)

a star is reborn (s10e13)

manhattan magical murder mystery tour (s10e14)

the two hundred (s11e10)

the witches of langley (s12e9)

julia rogerts (s12e14)

the talented mr. dingleberry (s12e21)

death by dinner party (s13e8)

oretron trail (s13e12)

the legend of old ulysses (s13e17)

i am the jeans: the gina lavetti story (s14e2)

rabbit ears (s14e4)

enter stanman (s14e17)

exquisite corpses (s15e7)

ghost dad (s15e12)

the wondercabinet (s16e6)

plot heavy (s16e16)

the sinister fate!! (s16e17)

steve's franken-out (s16e22)

the curious case of the old hole (s17e9)

you are here (s17e15)

echoes (s17e21)

the pleasanting at smith house (s18e4)

frantastic voyage (s18e10)

a little mystery (s18e11)

z.o.i.n.c.s. (s18e15)

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what do we think gang

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fun thing i like to do at night : list off various fruits, vegetables, meals, objects and imagine them as hats on sonny angel figurines

this was a secret kept between my boyfriend and i as i like to ramble about my "fruit hats" before bed but a few nights ago i was drunk with my friends and it was really late and i was laying on my bed and started up with the hat lists again. lately ive been doing "nut and grain hats" for some reason.

this is usually how it goes:

me : heheheh... walnut hat.

bf : yeah?

me: pistachio hat. cashew hat. peanut hat.

bf : okay...

me : rice grain hat heheheee

bf : that's not a nut

me : tonight's theme is nuts AND grains.

bf : oh... okay. very nice

this is how it went with my friend :

me : walnut hat. pistachio hat. barley hat.

my best friend: omg yes!

me : almond hat....

my best friend: imagine [her boyfriend who hates almonds] wearing a big almond hat!

me and her : *laugh so hard we almost piss ourselves*

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autism is really funny when you're done having a meltdown like. just now i had a temper tantrum in my car because i wanted to get to walmart an hour before the sensory hours (dimmed lights/no music/no displays on the tvs in electronics) were over and i had no gas so i asked my boyfriend 3 times to send me some money for gas which he agreed to do. but he forgot to send it before going to work and right as i got in my car to leave i notice he didn't send it yet and he won't respond to calls or texts. so i get out of the car and walk around my front yard and kind of yell at my mom in panic who then offers me the option of her going with me in 30 minutes so she can pay for my gas and i won't have to go alone. this vexed me because if i had left 30 minutes from then i would have only had 30 minutes to shop and check out before walmart stopped their sensory hours. this would also interfere with me listening to music on the way there because my mom probably wouldn't want to listen to Alien Vampires for 20 minutes straight. another thing to add is that i woke up really early to shower and do laundry and do my makeup specifically for this excursion.

then my boyfriend calls me back and sends me the money. oh awesome now i can go! i get back in the car and.....just kidding now there's a team of men who are here to pull a stump from my backyard and their giant truck is blocking my driveway. they finish up and are about to leave. i stared at their truck and they didn't budge for 10 minutes. at that point i gave up, cried and punched my steering wheel, then went inside to lay down.

to make things even worse as i was typing this i was about to go have my comfort meal, campbells original condensed chicken with rice soup and cheez-its. come to find out i have neither of those things! thankfully i found some chef boyardee spaghetti that im heating up right now (my second comfort food)

anyway now i'm looking back at this and i kind of just looked deranged to my family and neighbors . like im all dressed up cute and look super put together but i cried out like a banshee in my car and paced around in the grass with my hair all puffed up like a pissed off cat

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i am about to say something crazy

i really enjoy the forgotten yet infamous animated sitcom known as The Nutshack. i unironically enjoy it. i saw a quarter of an episode when i was like 4 years old and was convinced i was misremembering or that it was a dream. until i got a video recommended on youtube that was like a meme about the nutshack from a few years ago. i watched it and i was like "hold on wait a minute. that's that weird fucking show from my dreams."

anyway i've been forcing my friends to watch the whole series with me and every time we finish one they're like "no more nutshack! no more!" but i beg and beg until they play another one. the nutshack has infected our lives. we walk around, we go shopping, we're humming the intro song or trying to rap the entirety of it. my boyfriend drew nutshack characters on my friends whiteboard calendar. we are literally about to make the nutshack OCs. i can't help but feel like ive unleashed something terrible.

everything is the nutshack, everything was the nutshack, everything will be the nutshack

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autistic cis men on the internet be making me mad sometimes like no offense there are definitely autistic men who aren't sexist dicks but why am i not autistic because i am pretty and goth . i have been a vampire enthusiast since i was 5 same thing with american dad .... i think 5 year old me was onto something

i have maintained the idea that i am a real vampire since i was in kindergarten on the playground LARPing as a vampire and now im 18 and work at walmart and bath and body works and still dress up like a vampire and daydream about being a sexy vampire and turning into a bat and stuff. if i don't drink pomegranate juice out of a fancy glass at least once a week i feel weird. even when i was trying as hard as possible to be normal in high school i still listened to playboi carti's vamp anthem and pretended like i was a vampire in disguise. which i still do when i have shifts at bath and body works because i can't wear black and can't do dark makeup.

and that's not even getting into my frequent stimming and emotional regulation issues and extreme sensory issues....but tell me again how i can't possibly be autistic because i'm not obsessed with WWII or minecraft

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being extremely normal about your coworker

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tuiiconic.art on ig

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idk if i posted this already but this is my bestie (left) and i (right) in panty and stocking style ... i lowkey messed up in some parts but shhh i know

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help i got addicted to online gambling

i have been playing vegasworld which is like moviestarplanet for middle aged gambling addicts and i am winning so hard so epicly

add me plz my user is artofdecay69

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every day i wake up and pray to all gods possible that one day lauren faust will bring milky way and the galaxy girls into actuality because it was evil of execs to deny such an amazing concept. i feel robbed .

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hayley smith. 🌺☮️✌️

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idk if this makes sense but i think that knuckles (the echidna) from sonic would be from trinidad irl....

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reblog if the obsidian orb from ‘family guy’ is your favorite character