#moony man

[akiymgc]

[whaliiwatching]

gay people judging you

[sexymoonmansslut]

remus 🫡🫡

i fell to the ills of drawing him once again.

[lunarnightt]

MODERN CARL! HEADCANONS

WARNINGS ― Parental Death, Shane is headcanon as your dad, loss of virginity, sex talk, Carl being actually smitten, gut-wrenching fluff, dirty talk, car sex, and Carl once again being a simp

MDI AND CEGAN SHIPPERS DON'T INTERACT!

Tags ―  @hiro--aoki @carlsangel @aurasplanet @smollbean42905 @crxssbowcarl @kaydensawfullarts @herrera2k

Modern!Carl whose dad was best friends and work partners with your dad Shane Walsh so you two grew up together

Modern!Carl whose been your best friend since birth, even your moms having pictures of your first bath together or the time the two of you got hold of your moms chocolate pie when you were two

Modern!Carl who had a childhood dog and the two of you shared your pizza and spaghetti with it on hot summer days

Modern!Carl who taught you to tie your shoes because you couldn't pick up on them as quick as he did

Modern!Carl who would often sometimes get picked on when his two front teeth came out and had a lisp so you stood up for him

Modern!Carl and you were in the same homeroom together from Kindergarten through eighth grade because your moms didn't want the two of you to be separated from each other

Modern!Carl who was by your side when your mom died in a car crash when you were in sixth grade

Modern!Carl would often bring you your favorite things to help you get through the sadness of losing your mother

Modern!Carl who has had a major crush on you since the time you punched one of your classmates in the face when Carl didn't want to cut his hair in seventh grade

Modern!Carl Who when he did cut his hair you said "his special locks" were gone and held a funeral for his cut off ponytail in your backyard during your freshman year of high school

Modern!Carl when he got his license became your ride to school and let you blast your favorite music in the car, often saying "It sounds so horrible" but only tolerating it because it's your favorite song

Modern!Carl who you often went to for guy advice because that is what your childhood guy best friend is there for whenever you couldn't pick up on the mix signals.

Modern!Carl who would get jealous as he helped you pick out a dress for a date you were going on, secretly wishing that it was him that you were going on a date with

Modern!Carl who lets you sneak into his bedroom in the middle of the night through his window when the date fails and secretly loves the way you would cuddle up to him in your sleep.

Modern!Carl who confesses his love for you after he sees you kiss one of the football players in the pouring rain out of anger but is even more surprised when you say you love him back;

The two of you stood in the pouring rain like something out of a 2000s rom-com, his hair was sticking to his face and so was yours as the both of you stood in front of your childhood homes.

"I don't get why you're so pissed carl!" You yelled, crossing your arms over your chest as he just scoffs and shakes his head. "Of course you don't! You never do!" He yelled back and you swore you wanted to punch his stupid face right then and there.

"What the hell do you mean!? You question back, anger laced in your voice as he just stared down at you. "I am in love with you! I have been since we were kids!" He finally yelled out and then silence, only the sound of the rain and thunder filling your ears.

"you love me?" You repeated, your features softening as you stared at the boy you've been in love with since you were a kid as well. "I do... I love you" He spoke and you immediately crashed your lips against his and almost knocking him to the pouring ran.

When the kiss was over, you pulled away and pressed your forehead against his and smiled. "I love you too... Jack ass" You both laughed softly before he is kissing you once again.

After words you two made a joke about how your confessions in the rain was just like those confessions in those cringy Rom Coms you would force him to watch.

Modern!Carl who's first date with you was at the local diner where the two of you shared a milkshake together by using two different straws because "you wanted to do it like the movies"

Modern!Carl Indured four hours watching Grease and Mamma Mia with you because he loved how your face would light up when your favorite songs would come on

Modern!Carl whose phone lock and home screen background is you. He also keeps a nude Polaroid picture of you in his wallet

Modern!Carl who would buy you a kitten for your birthday because you had been wanting one which led him getting a lecture from shane because He didn't want a cat in the house but in the end Shane ended up falling in love with his fur grandbaby

Modern!Carl who loves to take care of his baby sister and always invites you over to help out when he doesn't know how to change a diaper and what temperature the bottle needs to be at

Modern!Carl who makes out with you in the back of his car while music is playing, his hands occasionally always finding their way up your shirt and feeling up your breasts

Modern!Carl when you two had sex for the first time decorated the bedroom with candles and rose petals because he wanted it to be perfect for you because you were perfect and deserved the best from him

Modern!Carl who was patient during that time, going easy and slow because he wanted you to feel good even if he desperately wanted more;

Carl panted as he had his face buried between your neck and shoulder, his body on top of yours as he moved his hips in a slow and easy movement. "I...Is this okay?" He asked and you nodded your head, wrapping your arm underneath his and gripping onto his shoulder.

"S'fine... can you maybe move faster?" You breathed out and he mumbled a quick okay before moving his hips a little faster which caused you to moan. "Oh good... baby you sound so good" He managed to gasp out during each thrust he made which he started to go faster.

You moaned louder and said his name which made Carl stop. "I'm sorry... I didn't-" You quickly shut up him with a kiss, your lips moving against each other before pulling away. "It's fine... keep going" You whispered against his lip.

He did exactly as told and that night the two of you lost your virginity to each other.

Modern!Carl who cuddles you and puts on your favorite movie afterward, secretly reeling over the fact that he lost his virginity to his best friend and girlfriend who was also wearing his Spiderman shirt

Modern!Carl who has a huge collection of comics and Funko pops, you bought him the Spiderman No Way Home Funko set and he about had a cow because that was the only thing missing from his Spiderman collection

Modern!Carl who rages while playing GTA or Cod and apologizes over and over again when one of his rages wakes you up in the middle of the night while you are staying at his place

Modern!Carl who plays all Spiderman games on his Xbox and even lets you sit on his lap while he plays

Modern!Carl who secretly loves to play dress to impress with you and bullies the kids on there to the point he got band(REAL)

Modern!Carl who wants to have sex with you in the back of his car after seeing you in your cheer uniform because he's absolutely a little freak when it comes to you in skirts

Modern!Carl Who applies to the same college you go to because he doesn't want to be separated from you

Modern!Carl who can from talking dirty to you and then go to making you a laughing mess all in one phone call

Modern!Carl who has been saving up for an engagement ring since the week you two started dating because he knew he would end up with you and planned to propose to you when you two started college

Modern!Carl who let's his hair grow out again and keeps it at a length to where his hair has fluff to it which you desperately love to play with whenever you can

Modern!Carl Who sings to you whenever there is a song playing that reminds him of you(He's just dreamy like that ahhh)

Modern!Carl who will and always been your number biggest supporter through everything and will do anything to make you happy.

A/N It's safe to safe to say; Modern!Carl who be a LITTLE down bad for you and only you <3 who wants a part two written in a fic?

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Love Remus Lupin… but he would be the type of guy to say “Oh you like that band? Name five songs.”

[starmoondany]

Remus can't dance. He just can't. He is the type of person who sways slightly with a glass in hand while watching others dance.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus “I have come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck” Lupin

[xenonb]

ENA.EXE

Mega Man Battle Network and ENA crossover

[letraspal]

Your friendly neighborhood, Remus Lupin. 🕷

[mezsygfs]

being a girl who's into girls is so DIFFICULT, like i have this girl friend right and I can't tell if she actually wants me or is just messing around. Like she'll spam my tiktok comment section with cute ass comments and text me telling me I'm the most beautiful girl she's ever seen. BUT NOWADAYS THATS NORMAL FOR FRIENDSHIPS AND I CANT TAKE IT.

[wafflinglumos]

Current day Wolfstar(let me preface this by saying, you should take liberties when it comes to these character, JKR sucks, these are just my gripes with how the fandom currently perceives these two)

Aka I’m annoyed so I’m making it everyone else’s problem. The “stupid feminine Sirius who’s 5’4 and who’s oh so much uglier than Remus, and he’s basically just a charity case!” STOP IT, stop it stop it, stop it. I have zero problem with feminine Sirius, go wild, my problem is with relating femininity to weakness and stupidity.

Also, I am so, SO sick of “big alpha 6’5 hot Gryffindor Casanova Remus Lupin”, not only does it not make sense, it’s annoying, and it reinforces gender roles. Remus Lupin spent his whole life being told he was basically a big scary monster, who can’t be around other children, HOW do you think he would react to being perceived as this big angry asshole with no regard for the people around him?

ALSO, Remus Lupin was NOT drop dead gorgeous, I’m sorry to say, he was not the hottest guy around(that is still my darling man and I will not tolerate anything against my darling man), he was a scrawny werewolf with scars, and premature lines and shabby clothing, if anything, he looked like an anemic average British man in the seventies, if not below average.

Sirius was literally “Hogwarts’ pretty boy”. I’m not saying this to make Remus seem like a charity case, because, wolfstar is pointless when you make one the “man” or “woman”, or “hot” and “ugly”, i’m saying this because Casanova Remus Lupin annoys me, if ANYONE was “Casanova of Gryffindor Tower” it was Sirius Black. (I also think people forget the negative connotation with the term “Casanova”, which is sometimes annoying to see when talking about Remus, or Sirius)

Also, I could talk about how canonically, Sirius was the tallest marauder, or how a huge part of his character was HOW hot he was, I could talk about how he was hotter than Regulus, i COULD talk about how Remus wasn’t the smartest marauder, I could talk about how Sirius is canonically an overly clever wizard, I could talk about how if anyone is aggressive between the two, it was Sirius, but, I don’t think I will, because that will seem like I’m trying to push Sirius being the “aggressive man” of the two, and Remus being the “ugly woman” of the two, and I don’t believe that,

Wolfstar has now become just a way to reinforce gender roles on two characters, and that’s gross, making Remus the smart aggressive “man” of the relationship, and Sirius the stupid small “woman” of the relationship, is just gross dude.

Wolfstar doesn’t HAVE to fall into gender norms, that’s not necessary, neither of them HAVE to be the “man” or “woman”, that’s NOT necessary.

Remus being a funky looking guy, while Sirius is a hot nepo baby, is so beautiful, and it makes their relationship so much more interesting than “man aggressive and hot” and “woman ugly but pretty and pathetic”.

Anyways, let Remus be a skrunkly little man, and let Sirius be hot, also STOP ASSIGNING GENDER ROLES TO THEM OH MY GOOOOOD DHFBFJDJCJ

[reguluslovesspelunking]

while james potter DOES have an ego, it’s not as big as people may think. he fakes his confidence so well that people think he’s so put together but in reality he rarely knows what he’s doing

[themaraudersconstellation]

james is the biggest wolfstar shipper as long as they use a silencing charm

[bloodmoonlvr]

If you’re not willing to put your life on the line, don’t ever touch the skull and crossbones.

[last-great-all-american-bitch]

andrew garfield as remus fancast was the sanest and best thing this fandom ever did

[emilynightshade89]