#moonshines dad

[trippin-chippin]

Not me low key making fun of moonshine’s dad… nooo…. I’d never do that 💀🙏

Daniel is hotter-

[kyeree]

[tinyblackturtle]

"I've always been a half-elf, ever since I met you."

Sometimes love is calling on your god and reincarnating your friend who got turned into a vampire.

Transcript:

Emily as Moonshine: I grab some crickwater! Caldwell as Beverly: Yeah! Jake as Hardwon: Oh, I huff and huff. Murph: You huff the crickwater. (Emily laughs) Murph: It fucking gets you fucked up just like it used to. Hardwon: I smash my forehead against Moonshine's. (Emily laughs again) Hardwon: Hey, if i was going to come back as anything, I'm proud to come back as half of you. Moonshine: I gotta be honest, you look good! Hardwon: Thank you Moonshine. I couldn't have done it without you, thanks for calling on your god. Thanks for-thanks for fucking bringing me back. Moonshine: I'm glad my queen delivered.

[nordfjording]

once when i lived in the south of norway i ended up in a discussion with friends from the southeast (relatively flat area) because their idea of a 'bad road' was a winding road so when i complained about roads in the west being bad they thought i meant there were a lot of turns. and i had to tell them about when someone in my home town owned a shire horse that caused municipal govt a lot of trouble because when the horse walked on public roads the asphalt would crack and crumble bc the ground was too soft to support the weight.

so yknow. we live in different contexts i guess.

[elvencryptid]

😳 TWO MOONSHINES ???

I use they/them pronouns

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

guys I'm SUCH a sucker for Moonshine and Hardwon being Beverly's "parents". not in the way that they adopted him but in an accidental baby acquisition kind of way. they didn't want kids, they don't have any of their own, but it was either they look after him or scout master Denny would and Melora knows Bev would die with Denny. so he's their son now

[precious-little-bhaalbabe]

Constantly thinking about the data miner who found cut content of the voice lines of companions learning Minthara was pregnant and everything about that

[firecurls-27]

Summer time!

I watched a video about a 1950’s fashion show about swimsuits, and I just got inspired! And what better way to spread inspiration by giving it to others?

Summer ends for me in 2-3 weeks, so have some summer girls!

Credit:

Gala belongs to @nightmaretherabbit

Rosé belongs to me

Tea belongs to @marshmallow-biscuit-blog

Paris belongs to @sk3let00nz

Moonshine belongs to @trippin-chippin

Elise belongs to @purplemang0z

Ross belongs to @zibiscusloon

Video I watched:

[lingrimmart]

HEY I very much enjoy Drobeski do u have any lore and/or silly thoughts on him (and by extension Femi and their children,) that weren’t mentioned in game. Curious what their thought process was for naming their daughter Waffles, if you have an answer for that

I'm happy you like Drobeski! We consider him one of the most wholesome men in the Hill camp, even if he was a criminal in his youth. He has a free spirit and doesn't feel the weight of others' prejudices, as well as Femi, so they won't let their daughters feel out of place in this world.

Both daughters were mentioned in TCOL! They are Waffle and Ingrid. By the way, Waffle is just a nickname; her real name is Petra.

Talking about silly things... let me see... His character was (and still is) a reference to Big Lebowski, though he lost this vibe through years of development. I don't remember if that reference ever had some deep meaning, or it's just a nod to the favorite film of Grimm's mom, who is also editing the TCOL script.

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

not necessarily related to trump conspiracies (although he's for sure a trumper), but I had a very weird interaction with the security guard at work yesterday.

he came into the office and asked my coworker and I if we wanted to hear something scary about monster energy. I thought it would be health related cause he's said before that the one time he tried monster energy it caused him to go blind for 15 minutes. but uh. no. apparently he was listening to the joe rogan podcast 🙄 and he heard that the M on the can is made up of the Hebrew number 6, so it spelled out 666 (it doesn't, it's just meant to look like claw marks). and that the cross in the logo is upside down when you're taking a drink. and the motto or whatever is something like Release the Beast? so now he's convinced that his temporary blindness was caused by a demon...

I like totally checked out when he got to that point I put my earbuds in and let my coworker nod and continue the conversation cause I just couldn't handle it lmao

BROOOOO LMAO holding your hands because my actual father, the man who raised me, earnestly believes in ancient aliens so like i feel your pain hjshdjhdkjhk

the monster energy conspiracy is. fucking hilarous. have you seen the lady that went semi-viral a few years back because someone filmed her giving like a whole speech about how monster is from the devil? cracks me up every time

also, side note because you mentioned joe rogan: i fucking HATE joe rogan and it has nothing to do with anything he's actually ever said (i've never even heard the man's voice so i haven't heard enough to hate him for it) but it's because my spotify home page has a list of "podcasts you might like" (i don't even listen to podcasts! tf) and one of them is the joe rogan experience which is just like. a picture of him sneering at the camera. and he has thee most punchable face i've ever seen. it makes me not want to open spotify anymore dude it's nuts

[keemitthefeog]

as someone who loves their mom, love all the positive energy for the band of boob's moms. murph said fuck you *unburied your moms*

[trippin-chippin]

Daniel laying there after getting beaten up by Mr Bailey

[lethalchiralium]

what time period is montana moonshine? 👀

it was perfect by the way lols 🩷

early 1900s wild west, they’re outlaws turned ranchers 😌

[duckies27]

Episode 12-13 wasn't angsty enough so I made it SADDER

Sketched at work, with just a sharpie

[roamingtigress]

The world is an awful place so here's a (badly) dancing Dutchman who's probably embarrassing his kids and husband, but he's living in the moment! Look at that ridiculous face! He's such a mood.

[andtherestishistory13]

Why does Josh Kiszka looking like some hot guy from my hometown make me so confused?