#monks with abs

[faithandlove-knightfall]

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Dorian gets offended/jealous Orym is talking about working out with Beau, so he tries to show off, Imogen calls him out on poor execution, so he just walks off to help Caduceus (who also quickly kinda roasts him) kkkkkkk

i need next episode to after Dorian and Orym wakeup together, Orym goes workout with Beau and have competitions, so the whole time is just Orym and Beau showing off to Dorian and Yasha, like doing push ups with them in their back or sm, doing upsidedown pullups

[mellancholy-mushroom]

fantasy high junior year bingo!! i think some boxes are much more likely than than others but i’m excited to see ashsjsh :3

[bingsucks]

idk if ur still doing drawing requests but. if you are. troy and abed cuddling on a beanbag?

You gave me a simple request and my brain went "actually, you should spend all day drawing this and getting it 100% perfect." Also cuddling? Nah they're straight sucking face dawg

+ where's that post that is like "Troy has an atomic back arch that only appears around Abed" because I was thinking of that while I drew this

[kidneys-and-custard]

This is my Roman Empire

[alexandria-thornton]

YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT

GIVE IN TO SATANS TEMPTATIONS LEST GOD GIVE UP ON YOU COMPLETELY, HE IS TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU WILL RETURN TO HIM EVEN AS YOU HAVE TASTED SIN, TASTED THE POISONED APPLE THAT COMES WITH ALL TO MUCH KNOWLEDGE. SHOW YOUR DEVOTION OR HE LEAVE YOU FOR THE WOLVES FOR THE REST OF YOUR EXISTENCE.

I'm NOT GOING TO FUCK HIM NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU ASK

[fuckyeahtonyshalhoub]

Tony Shalhoub sounding out his name on Under A Rock with Tig Notaro

Toe-Knee Shawl-Lobe

[amaranthsynthesis]

I could be lost / No more than I was or than I Want to be when you fall on me like night, every time And I wanna be so far from sight and mind / I wanna kill the lights

I'm handling this game really well, it's not taking over my life or impacting my other creative projects at all. For suuuure.

[brother-peter-vorobyov]

You said you have a six pack, are you a daddy like Alexander or more of a twink monk, a twonk if you will

What in God’s name does this mean?

[angelfox]

"Hey, Abed? Real stories, they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different, right?" "Okay, you understand he's not a real detective? It's what they call a show."

Community S1E2 x Monk S2E13

(Edit: follow my community blog if u want, @greendale-humanbeing )

[fibo-fibs]

AHHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

[ofwraithsandwords]

So I might be objectifying Djahima a little bit.

[fideidefenswhore]

There's a tendency in modern fandom to rob Henry of his agency, like saying Anne "lured" or "stole" him as if he isn't responsible for his actions. What I find weird is that seems to have, to an extent, been the idea at the time. A hell of a lot of the Catholic/Imperial faction seemed to get the thought that well, all we do is get rid of Anne and everything goes back to normal. Like Mary and Chapuys act like they expect her to be princess and heir again as if nothing happened and the English Reformation will just stop there and turn back. I just can't get my head round how much people then revered Henry as king but then think he's some weak puppet Anne manipulated and who they can manipulate when she's gone.

Yeah, the thing is that...A) We haven't changed as much as we like to believe that we have, B) Obviously modern analysis of contemporary reports of this period is reliant on these reports, but has the benefit of hindsight (and yet when hobbyists without any background in history simply read these reports absent of any contextualization or expert analysis, they tend to take them pretty...literally? which dovetails into these fandom interpretations), C) That very double negative is the cornerstone of misogyny. Women are ultimately, even supernaturally, powerful but also ultimately powerless/weak, and/or exploit men's weakness, world's tiniest violin.

Misogyny alone is not enough to explain, there's also the political and religious at play with the psychological:

"Anne became [...] 'the evil counsellor.' In spite of Chapuys, the Emperor needed to maintain a civil relationship with Henry for his own purposes. He therefore chose to believe that Anne was bullying Mary (and Catherine) behind her husband's back. In a similar way Mary deceived herself into believing that it was not really her father who was subjecting her to such remorseless pressure, but the wicked woman who had acquired such an ascendancy over him." +

"Her actual contribution to the 'scourge' of Lutheranism [...] was inflated to unbelievable proportions. Chapuys [went as] far as to blame 'the heretical doctrines and practices of the concubine' as 'the principal cause of the spread of Lutheranism in this country.' [This] created [...] a political/religious 'wing' of sentiment [against Anne Boleyn] that was [later] exploited by Cromwell [...] and it was a powerful obstacle in the way of Anne's acceptance by the (still largely Catholic) English people."

For me, what separates is that this subject (although more specifically on the mistreatment of Princess Mary, riffed on that here) is discussed as if it was an untapped timeline, and it's ...not? The events immediately preceding May 1536 do not vindicate or absolve any cruelty on Anne's part; by any means, but what they do prove is that Chapuys was wrong about her being the 'X factor' here, as it were. Once she's subtracted is when Mary's disbarred from succession in much firmer legal language by Parliament. Moreover, the Boleyn downfall was a watershed in court division and factionalism, its aftermath was not a period of 'relative' (or otherwise) tranquility but rather continuance, even amplification, of religious suppression for those that did not adhere to the tenets of the new Henrician 'supremacy'.

Also, let's not underrate the ambition of the 'Marian faction'. They wanted a return to the status quo, yes, we shouldn't discredit religious motivations either, but they also wanted to regain the status and favour they felt they had lost. They were bargaining on the future favour of Mary once she was heiress again, bargaining on the future of Henry having no other children by marriage (so, even Mary as Queen), that's generally forgotten because most of them did not survive to reap (and, arguably, Mary becoming Queen later had very little to do with her faction of the 1530s that had failed upwards, considering especially that Mary was not reinstated into the succession--conditionally, but still--until several years after the Exeter Conspiracy).

[kidneys-and-custard]

I am so normal about Adrian Monk and Abe Weissman wearing similar pajamas. (That is a lie)

[onmyodogame]

The Komuso Traveler in the Onmyodo Card Game

One of many unique Travelers that you can meet in the Onmyodo Game, the Komuso are famous Buddhist monks with musical ability! Adorned with their iconic head baskets and playing shakuhachi flutes, the Komuso maintained hidden identities and performed musical Zen Buddhist rituals of meditation.

This 'Monk of Nothingness' is a quite versatile and useful member of any traveling group in the game, with high value in most Traits.

His soothing presence alone grants an Empathy bonus to all of the other group members! If defeated, the Komuso dies, but not before passing his Grace points to the remaining group.

GAME TIP:

During the microseason of Kinsenka Saku, December 2nd through 6th, Musical Travelers such as the Komuso cannot be Attacked!

[fuckyeahtonyshalhoub]

Tony Shalhoub on Under a Rock with Tig Notaro in 2019