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#please enjoy#his cute little lover faces though#if you play it backwards he gets dressed#check out his cute little monk shirt 🤤#love me a warrior monk#monks with abs#knightfall#knightfall s1 episode 1#perioddramaedit#queen joan#queen joan of navarre#tom cullen#period drama
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Dorian gets offended/jealous Orym is talking about working out with Beau, so he tries to show off, Imogen calls him out on poor execution, so he just walks off to help Caduceus (who also quickly kinda roasts him) kkkkkkk
i need next episode to after Dorian and Orym wakeup together, Orym goes workout with Beau and have competitions, so the whole time is just Orym and Beau showing off to Dorian and Yasha, like doing push ups with them in their back or sm, doing upsidedown pullups
#dorian getting ‘jealous’ of orym ‘the gay little fighter’ talking to beau ‘the disaster lesbian monk/brawler’ is everything to me#kkkkkkkkk like i know he was just like ‘why havent we talked about working out? i have abs too?! why no compliments?’#but like bby boy literally got jealous of his man having jock talk with (one of) the local lesbian is so funny and cute#orym and beau being gayxlesbian dex jock solidarity is everything to me#their both the dex fighters of their group#brjeaus are jock bros but fjord still regrets asking beau to train w her#and poor orym doesn’t get to be dudebrojock no thoughts only muscle often#i remember him being so happy abt flexing to the skyship himbo abt him training the sword#let orym be jock moreee#i need beau and orym to have working out competition#like braius and yasha too let them fight#also need yasha and ashton having barbarian talk#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr c3e111#c3e111#c3e111 spoilers#dorym#beauyasha#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#tbh theres like some parralels in beauyasha and dorym#boom another parallel#beauregard#beauregard lionett#jockxjock solidarity#gayxlesbian solidarity#mlmxwlw solidarity
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fantasy high junior year bingo!! i think some boxes are much more likely than than others but i’m excited to see ashsjsh :3
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#if we don’t get another kristen inspiring speech i’m SUING#my previous reblog ab the trackerbees breakup was me being in denial I DONT WANT IT#my bets for adaine multi class is barbarian or monk!#also HOOT GROWL is a free space
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idk if ur still doing drawing requests but. if you are. troy and abed cuddling on a beanbag?
You gave me a simple request and my brain went "actually, you should spend all day drawing this and getting it 100% perfect." Also cuddling? Nah they're straight sucking face dawg
+ where's that post that is like "Troy has an atomic back arch that only appears around Abed" because I was thinking of that while I drew this
#i dont know wht i keep drawing him like this vut this is the second time ive drawn Troy with an absolutely BITEABLE ASS#LOOK AT THAT THANG#THATS TWO APPLES IN A PAIR OF JEANS#very proud of this. fucking look at Troys jacket#i started this at 1:00 pm it is now 11:00 pm dude#dont coint all the time it took fornme to take a side quest playing undertale and watching six episodes of monk#community#community nbc#nbc community#abed nadir#trobed#troy barnes#doodle
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This is my Roman Empire
#i hate shaking hands#best i can do is an awkward wave#tony shalhoub#monk#monk 2002#mr monk#adrian monk#abe weissman#alexander minion#spy kids#conan#conan o'brien#autism#using that tag to refer to the autism that makes me not want to shake hands and the autism that makes this clip play on loop in my head
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YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT YOU WILL FALL TO SIN TONIGHT
GIVE IN TO SATANS TEMPTATIONS LEST GOD GIVE UP ON YOU COMPLETELY, HE IS TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU WILL RETURN TO HIM EVEN AS YOU HAVE TASTED SIN, TASTED THE POISONED APPLE THAT COMES WITH ALL TO MUCH KNOWLEDGE. SHOW YOUR DEVOTION OR HE LEAVE YOU FOR THE WOLVES FOR THE REST OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
I'm NOT GOING TO FUCK HIM NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU ASK
#alexander thornton#monastic lifestyle#monk life#alex answers#YOU WILL FACE MY STEEL ABS AND RIGHTEOUS PUNCHES.
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Tony Shalhoub sounding out his name on Under A Rock with Tig Notaro
Toe-Knee Shawl-Lobe
#tony shalhoub#adrian monk#monk 2002#abe weissman#mr monk#he did it perfectly#i love that he can sound out his name like this
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I could be lost / No more than I was or than I Want to be when you fall on me like night, every time And I wanna be so far from sight and mind / I wanna kill the lights
I'm handling this game really well, it's not taking over my life or impacting my other creative projects at all. For suuuure.
#balders gate 3#astarion#digital art#artings#bg3#TWO THINGS TO NOTE:#why does larian think this man is a top#my drow monk is destroying him in the woods#SECONDLY: why did they give him washboard abs#this man has been on a vampire starvation diet for two hundred years you can count his ribs#the attitude is seductive ego vamp but his physical reality is kinda pathetic I cannot stand it I'm going to commit a crime
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You said you have a six pack, are you a daddy like Alexander or more of a twink monk, a twonk if you will
What in God’s name does this mean?
#what do my abs have to do with my father and an american pastry?#monastic lifestyle#monk life#traveling monk#brother peter
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"Hey, Abed? Real stories, they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different, right?" "Okay, you understand he's not a real detective? It's what they call a show."
Community S1E2 x Monk S2E13
(Edit: follow my community blog if u want, @greendale-humanbeing )
#web weaving#web weave#monk#adrian monk#community#nbc community#britta perry#abed#abed community#abed nadir#britta#britta community#sharona#sharona fleming#parallels
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AHHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
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So I might be objectifying Djahima a little bit.
#bg3#tav#bg3 monk#djahima#i know the abs are asymmetrical but there's nothing i can do about that#i'm just happy there's a mod to make body 3 more muscular
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There's a tendency in modern fandom to rob Henry of his agency, like saying Anne "lured" or "stole" him as if he isn't responsible for his actions. What I find weird is that seems to have, to an extent, been the idea at the time. A hell of a lot of the Catholic/Imperial faction seemed to get the thought that well, all we do is get rid of Anne and everything goes back to normal. Like Mary and Chapuys act like they expect her to be princess and heir again as if nothing happened and the English Reformation will just stop there and turn back. I just can't get my head round how much people then revered Henry as king but then think he's some weak puppet Anne manipulated and who they can manipulate when she's gone.
Yeah, the thing is that...A) We haven't changed as much as we like to believe that we have, B) Obviously modern analysis of contemporary reports of this period is reliant on these reports, but has the benefit of hindsight (and yet when hobbyists without any background in history simply read these reports absent of any contextualization or expert analysis, they tend to take them pretty...literally? which dovetails into these fandom interpretations), C) That very double negative is the cornerstone of misogyny. Women are ultimately, even supernaturally, powerful but also ultimately powerless/weak, and/or exploit men's weakness, world's tiniest violin.
Misogyny alone is not enough to explain, there's also the political and religious at play with the psychological:
"Anne became [...] 'the evil counsellor.' In spite of Chapuys, the Emperor needed to maintain a civil relationship with Henry for his own purposes. He therefore chose to believe that Anne was bullying Mary (and Catherine) behind her husband's back. In a similar way Mary deceived herself into believing that it was not really her father who was subjecting her to such remorseless pressure, but the wicked woman who had acquired such an ascendancy over him." +
"Her actual contribution to the 'scourge' of Lutheranism [...] was inflated to unbelievable proportions. Chapuys [went as] far as to blame 'the heretical doctrines and practices of the concubine' as 'the principal cause of the spread of Lutheranism in this country.' [This] created [...] a political/religious 'wing' of sentiment [against Anne Boleyn] that was [later] exploited by Cromwell [...] and it was a powerful obstacle in the way of Anne's acceptance by the (still largely Catholic) English people."
For me, what separates is that this subject (although more specifically on the mistreatment of Princess Mary, riffed on that here) is discussed as if it was an untapped timeline, and it's ...not? The events immediately preceding May 1536 do not vindicate or absolve any cruelty on Anne's part; by any means, but what they do prove is that Chapuys was wrong about her being the 'X factor' here, as it were. Once she's subtracted is when Mary's disbarred from succession in much firmer legal language by Parliament. Moreover, the Boleyn downfall was a watershed in court division and factionalism, its aftermath was not a period of 'relative' (or otherwise) tranquility but rather continuance, even amplification, of religious suppression for those that did not adhere to the tenets of the new Henrician 'supremacy'.
Also, let's not underrate the ambition of the 'Marian faction'. They wanted a return to the status quo, yes, we shouldn't discredit religious motivations either, but they also wanted to regain the status and favour they felt they had lost. They were bargaining on the future favour of Mary once she was heiress again, bargaining on the future of Henry having no other children by marriage (so, even Mary as Queen), that's generally forgotten because most of them did not survive to reap (and, arguably, Mary becoming Queen later had very little to do with her faction of the 1530s that had failed upwards, considering especially that Mary was not reinstated into the succession--conditionally, but still--until several years after the Exeter Conspiracy).
#anon#the candy-caneification of jane's queenship in this fandom really means that like#the political and brutal realities of these henrician years is ...ignored?#monks being chained to walls and starved#either means minimal influence; not as much 'affinity' with them as has been suggested#or the final option; which seems likeliest in context of how she came to the throne:#preservation of one's own position/favor/advantage > any existing principles#AB is seen as exceedingly cruel for her silence on the executions of traitors while she was queen#whereas jane is given a lot of credit for making one failed intercession...#but nothing is said of her own silence re: executions during heres#i'd argue AB and KH both aren't given the credit they're due for their successful intercessions#it's just an interesting dichotomy of that benefit of the doubt afforded in that vacuum#anyway im realizing now the quotes from that article are mainly in queue limbo#also that they need to be tagged#but i think the ask i linked has the article to read if you're interested#it gives a lot more information on this faction and their beliefs
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I am so normal about Adrian Monk and Abe Weissman wearing similar pajamas. (That is a lie)
#i just find it so funny everytime#like they are the same person but one has a mustache#costume department said he looks like he would wear a pajamas set with matching robe and slippers and they were so right#tony shalhoub#adrian monk#abe weissman#monk#monk tv#monk 2002#the marvelous mrs. maisel#the marvelous mrs maisel#marvelous mrs maisel
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The Komuso Traveler in the Onmyodo Card Game
One of many unique Travelers that you can meet in the Onmyodo Game, the Komuso are famous Buddhist monks with musical ability! Adorned with their iconic head baskets and playing shakuhachi flutes, the Komuso maintained hidden identities and performed musical Zen Buddhist rituals of meditation.
This 'Monk of Nothingness' is a quite versatile and useful member of any traveling group in the game, with high value in most Traits.
His soothing presence alone grants an Empathy bonus to all of the other group members! If defeated, the Komuso dies, but not before passing his Grace points to the remaining group.
GAME TIP:
During the microseason of Kinsenka Saku, December 2nd through 6th, Musical Travelers such as the Komuso cannot be Attacked!
#komuso#buddhist#zen buddhism#abe no seimei#onmyoji#solo card game#shakuhachi#japanese monk#japanese folklore#edo period#ofuda#yokai
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Tony Shalhoub on Under a Rock with Tig Notaro in 2019
#tony shalhoub#adrian monk#monk 2002#abe weissman#the fact that he won his fifth Emmy the next day#the zaddy beard saga#well almost beard
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